Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Damna Judge.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 3: I missed you so much?
Speaker 1: Oh? I want to hear about that.
Speaker 2: She apparently wasn't ready for Hi. Welcome to another episode
Speaker 2: of Two Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 1: She's like, what's that all about?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 1: Because I always say her name?
Speaker 3: But I love her.
Speaker 1: I love her too, I mean I think I might
Speaker 1: see her. I'm going to New York on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Rude, I'm going to be at Wango Tango.
Speaker 1: I'm really bombed. This is the last minute trip to
Speaker 1: New York and I really wanted to go to Wango Tango.
Speaker 1: But but how are you feeling?
Speaker 3: Everything good?
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm happy to be done filming likes. That's
Speaker 1: my exciting news. And I am, of course, every time
Speaker 1: I fly, I get six, I'm starting to have a
Speaker 1: sore throat and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, come on, I'm just I.
Speaker 1: Don't have to film and now I'm going to feel
Speaker 1: like shit for a little bit. So I don't whatever
Speaker 1: it is what it is, But yeah, very excited to
Speaker 1: be done. It was probably one of I know you
Speaker 1: missed the entire time I was filming this season.
Speaker 3: I know we haven't.
Speaker 2: I'm actually kind of excited because we didn't get to chat.
Speaker 1: Really, I'm not going to tell you anything that happened,
Speaker 1: but I want you to be totally surprised. Roughest year
Speaker 1: ever for me.
Speaker 2: But also I think it's going to be fun. I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's going to be so fun.
Speaker 3: My only question is, do you think you're going to
Speaker 3: get the first seat?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You never know until you walk out
Speaker 1: on that stage. Never never, never know.
Speaker 2: I do, but I don't know who's going to get
Speaker 2: the other first seat, and I know you can't tell me.
Speaker 2: But anyways, we've got to recap the Valley Season two,
Speaker 2: episode four.
Speaker 1: This is a struggle for me. I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 1: because of the fact that I have jet lag, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm trying to stay awake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got up at.
Speaker 1: Three o'clock today, three in the morning because me too.
Speaker 3: But I'm not even jet lag.
Speaker 1: But the hell well, I mean it's not uncommon we
Speaker 1: you and I are early risers.
Speaker 3: But three was just titch to early.
Speaker 1: Anything before four point thirty. I don't want to get
Speaker 1: out of bed, even if I'm awake. I just lay there.
Speaker 2: But today I'm like, Nope, up yet, Adam. Well, this
Speaker 2: starts with the trip as well. The group prepares to
Speaker 2: leave for their Santa Barbara trip. Aaron asked Michelle if
Speaker 2: she's having second thoughts about going.
Speaker 1: It's a step up from Big Bear and now where
Speaker 1: they went last year, well.
Speaker 2: Where they stayed. I mean, this place looked amazing. I
Speaker 2: would want to go there.
Speaker 1: Oh, it did look amazing like last year. Big Beer's
Speaker 1: a pretty sleepy town. That's why I like going there
Speaker 1: to escape. But I'm like, I don't know that I
Speaker 1: want to film the whole trip there. But yeah, Santa Barbara.
Speaker 1: I'm having a problem with Zach.
Speaker 2: Hold On, we're not even to Zach yet, because Michelle
Speaker 2: then asking, I know, but Michelle asks it says anything
Speaker 2: could happen with Jesse.
Speaker 3: I wish Michelle would talk about something others.
Speaker 1: Other than Jessie.
Speaker 3: I can't even get to know, Aaron.
Speaker 1: I have a question, Yeah, you pick me. I saw
Speaker 1: that you were talking with Jesse's girlfriend at that Red
Speaker 1: carpet event.
Speaker 3: I was, And you want to know what you were
Speaker 3: wrong about?
Speaker 1: What I like her?
Speaker 2: I know, but you were wrong about who you thought
Speaker 2: she potentially had a make out with.
Speaker 1: Oh I never asked who wasn't you can't.
Speaker 3: Say, I can't say who it is, but it was
Speaker 3: not who you thought.
Speaker 1: Well shocker that I was wrong. Shocker, complete shock.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they were at the same cancer event. And
Speaker 2: she's always been super nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think she just doesn't want to have any thing
Speaker 2: to do with reality television.
Speaker 1: She had a lot of nice words to say about you.
Speaker 1: I was dming with her, very very kind person.
Speaker 2: Oh nice. But then get into your Zach thing. I'm
Speaker 2: picking you again.
Speaker 1: Okay, pick me. I mean when I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just feel like anytime Zach opens his mouth just I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just something out hit me. Just kind
Speaker 1: of bothers me.
Speaker 2: Know why, because everything he says feels like an audition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he's always like trying you're on the show.
Speaker 1: Don't try so hard, like just let it let it flow,
Speaker 1: let it.
Speaker 2: Kids say clipping such a try hard.
Speaker 3: It's too me.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's too much, Zach. Just calm your tits. Just
Speaker 1: calm him.
Speaker 3: Down, your to pay and just relax a lot.
Speaker 1: I need to know if that is truly a two
Speaker 1: pay because they obviously talk about it.
Speaker 2: But if I ever see him, I'm gonna go up
Speaker 2: and be like, I'll let you touch mine if you
Speaker 2: I can.
Speaker 1: Touch you, or don't do that, because remember Kim Zolesiak
Speaker 1: years ago was sitting in front of me and I
Speaker 1: was like trying to act like I was grabbing her
Speaker 1: wig to pull it off.
Speaker 3: I don't know where where was she sitting in front
Speaker 3: of you?
Speaker 1: What happens live? Something I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh well, that on live television might have been a
Speaker 2: little bit of broth. But if I'm just I don't
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna be on live television with Zach anytime soon.
Speaker 1: But if they're on live television, you're been telling your
Speaker 1: husband that you're ovulating. It's time to get it in.
Speaker 1: Get it in. Like Nina, I was gonna call her
Speaker 1: Nina Nia and Danny, I mean she wants another baby.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be like Hilaria, she's got three already. They
Speaker 1: have twins and then like little twins, and then one
Speaker 1: is a little bit older, and now she's pregnant. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't think she's had the baby yet. She's just
Speaker 1: she's pregnant, like she got pregnant after krist and I believe.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, there's a lot of pregnancy.
Speaker 1: They're very normal couple on that show.
Speaker 3: No they're not. It's gonna take a big turn.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, I get into this group.
Speaker 2: Danny's gonna be because Danny. So this is all very bizarre.
Speaker 2: But Danny met Jack's through Edwin.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, say that again. Danny met Jacks. What
Speaker 1: the is Edwin hanging out with Jacksonville.
Speaker 3: This was a long time ago, but.
Speaker 2: Edwin, Edwin knew Danny because they went to church together
Speaker 2: and Danny I was gonna say, Jackson.
Speaker 1: Didn't go to church with Edwin, right, No, but Brittany.
Speaker 3: Goes to that same church.
Speaker 2: I think, so AnyWho Edwin invites a bunch of guys
Speaker 2: always to the Rams games. Oh and so I think
Speaker 2: one time he had invited Danny and Jack's at the
Speaker 2: same time, or.
Speaker 3: Jack's maybe Jack's was just there.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they were on an invite basis,
Speaker 2: but they were all in the same area.
Speaker 3: They became friends.
Speaker 2: This was a couple of years ago, and then that's
Speaker 2: how Danny and Jax became.
Speaker 1: Danny seems very normal, they're really me is just absolutely
Speaker 1: stendally beautiful.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think we're going to see a complete
Speaker 2: different side.
Speaker 1: Is he a dirty bird?
Speaker 3: No? I think Danny is the worst drunk than us.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's possible.
Speaker 3: I think it's possible.
Speaker 1: I mean it's right up there with me, you and
Speaker 1: Kyle from Summerhouse.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because we already saw that he's done some
Speaker 2: inappropriate things while drinking. That tops us, and I think
Speaker 2: it's gonna get a little bit worse as we go on.
Speaker 2: But any who, she's ovulating. But then when we find
Speaker 2: out that he's leaving it.
Speaker 1: Those words I never have to say about myself ever. Again,
Speaker 1: let's I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is a side effect from treatment.
Speaker 2: From treatment, My tits are humongous, like they can have
Speaker 2: their own zip code. They're falling out of the bra
Speaker 2: I'm like, it was to the point where I was like, please,
Speaker 2: am I ovulating? But that keeps happening. The boobs are
Speaker 2: gy norms.
Speaker 3: You can't tell off.
Speaker 1: This is off scut off topic. But has that affected
Speaker 1: your cycles and stuff? Being on all that I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't had a I haven't had a cycle. Well
Speaker 1: then then that did it obviously affects it?
Speaker 2: Then yeah, I have not had And I don't mind
Speaker 2: if this is on there, but I haven't had I've
Speaker 2: had I mean, sorry guys for tm I, but if
Speaker 2: you are also going through immune therapy and radiation, like
Speaker 2: I've had one day where I like spotted, I've had
Speaker 2: that a couple of times, but like I haven't had
Speaker 2: a full.
Speaker 1: P Oh, it's probably from your immunotherapy. Probably the medications, yes,
Speaker 1: oh ye, and you're on a lot of medications. So
Speaker 1: I went to my finally got into my skin check.
Speaker 1: I couldn't see my normal doctor because I went in
Speaker 1: because that spot. Maybe I should that spot in my back.
Speaker 1: They removed it and buy it. They're gonna buy ups yet,
Speaker 1: but she let's do a full skin check. And then
Speaker 1: so I saw her associate and she's like, how's teddy.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who she knew who I was, right,
Speaker 1: you know, And I go, oh, yeah, she's good, and
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm going to tell you something. There's immunotherapy
Speaker 1: is doing wonders. It is amazing, I said, I know,
Speaker 1: it's you know, And I said she you know, she
Speaker 1: had a win and there's tumors of shrinking and she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's good stuff. And so that just
Speaker 1: made my heart, she said. But she also told me,
Speaker 1: she said, they are so busy with full body skin
Speaker 1: checks because of you, Teddy.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Well, it's thank you for telling me.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're doing good work out there, just being open
Speaker 1: and honest. And when I see that comment, why are
Speaker 1: you talking about it? You know, stop get off a
Speaker 1: social media I'm like, I can't hold back from saying
Speaker 1: she's helping other people, asshole.
Speaker 3: And also I like, if I.
Speaker 2: Would have gotten my skin checked, and if I would
Speaker 2: have done proper checks, I wouldn't be in this situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like the.
Speaker 3: Or maybe I would have been, but I would have
Speaker 3: caught it earlier.
Speaker 1: She's a lot of people that have had melanoma are
Speaker 1: coming back in Like for me, I'm like, can you
Speaker 1: make sure you check that spot? Make sure you know?
Speaker 1: And I had removed and she's like, no sign of it.
Speaker 1: But I did have three biopses, but I don't think
Speaker 1: there's anything, you know, no big deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, thank you for saying, I mean, and this
Speaker 2: is melanoma Awareness month, so it's very important that we
Speaker 2: talk about it. And I'm excited that I am feeling
Speaker 2: good today. Yesterday was not a good day. But you know, sorry,
Speaker 2: we got sidetracked because we have to do it. Let's
Speaker 2: do an ask ask us questions pod.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's do that. Well, We're going to be
Speaker 1: together on Friday, which I'm really excited about.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. We can't even tell you, guys.
Speaker 2: Like Friday, but I'm really excited.
Speaker 1: We got to make some tiktoks. We're going to do
Speaker 1: all the things that day.
Speaker 3: We're going to do so many things and then we're
Speaker 3: going to buy the end be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh we done yet? No, I miss you.
Speaker 3: I miss you too. So they're on the road.
Speaker 2: Zach says his partner is going to move to so
Speaker 2: Cow for two months.
Speaker 3: This is there's a lot of Zach this episode. Benji Benji, Benji.
Speaker 1: Flat Benji, Like Matt Stanley when he's carrying him around.
Speaker 1: I'm like, stop it, make it stop, make it stop, making.
Speaker 3: Stop not funny.
Speaker 2: Then Jack's is rage texting Brittany during his fifteen minute
Speaker 2: breaks in therapy. Hold on, I want to know what
Speaker 2: rehab you can go to and have your phone, because
Speaker 2: I've even been to a wellness retreat to rehab.
Speaker 3: No, I did not go to rehab.
Speaker 1: But when I was in the hospital, No, we took
Speaker 1: your phone away from you, especially Matt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but when I was in at a wellness retreat once,
Speaker 3: they took my phone away.
Speaker 2: So the fact that where the hell is he that
Speaker 2: he can get fifteen minute breaks to rage text?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Was he there the full time?
Speaker 3: I think he was there at that full time.
Speaker 2: But then Jesse says Michelle hasn't even looked at him,
Speaker 2: And then in the confessional, Michelle says she plans on
Speaker 2: avoiding Jesse on this trip. I'm like you to please
Speaker 2: start talking about anybody else. I'll do anything to not
Speaker 2: have you talk about each other, or just get back
Speaker 2: together and let's fight.
Speaker 1: Well, Michelle knows how to suck the air out of
Speaker 1: every scene she's in. It's always like, oh, and and
Speaker 1: and and I think she's Ai.
Speaker 2: I've i've you think she's actually an Ai.
Speaker 1: She's actually an AI? She just no what Well?
Speaker 2: I just wish she could sometimes laugh at her alone,
Speaker 2: very m M.
Speaker 1: Stoetic. Is that the word just stoic? Stoic? That's it?
Speaker 3: What's so betatic? Nothing?
Speaker 1: That's nothing. That's just a word I made up. It's
Speaker 1: in the blonde. We should make a blonde dictionary.
Speaker 2: So I have to wait. But I'm not actually blonde.
Speaker 2: We can tell by my little roots. Now that's all right.
Speaker 2: But I love that I touched my wig as if
Speaker 2: this the these my ombree.
Speaker 1: You get good with the wig situation.
Speaker 3: Thanks, I got better the wig fairy she's sitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But also I was very confused as they're heading to go,
Speaker 2: I'm glad we cleared it up. But they're all like
Speaker 2: binge drinking, and then they're like, we're gonna.
Speaker 3: Go drive cars.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 1: And why what's with all the outfits? So they're in
Speaker 1: Santa Barbara. The group's changed into all their race car outfits,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wait, they're drinking and now they're gonna
Speaker 1: get in cars and go on. Like I thought, it
Speaker 1: was a very dumb event.
Speaker 2: I'm but then we get there and then it became
Speaker 2: even dumber because then it was they were doing little.
Speaker 1: They're like doing sprint car racing like electric like little
Speaker 1: remote control cards, and I'm like, seriously, we're doing this
Speaker 1: right now. And they're all dressed like Mario and.
Speaker 2: Well, and then Jesse's passing out white flags. Meanwhile the
Speaker 2: entire group is like red flags. I'm like, yes, we
Speaker 2: need what's happening here?
Speaker 1: I mean the irony of Jesse handing out a white
Speaker 1: flag in itself right there. But I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's not bugging me yet.
Speaker 1: The Stan is also ovulating this weekend. We have a
Speaker 1: lot of ovulation going on in that house and h
Speaker 1: and Janet's saying, I've never been to NASCAR race. I'm
Speaker 1: white trash, but I'm not that white trash. I take
Speaker 1: great offense to that, Janet, because I go to NASCAR.
Speaker 2: Nascar is the first most expensive sport there is.
Speaker 1: It is. Yes, Yes, Eddie and I go to all.
Speaker 1: We go to the funny cars, we go to NASCAR.
Speaker 1: We do it all.
Speaker 2: Then there's headlines starting to come out about Jack's checking
Speaker 2: into treatment, and Britney says to the group, She's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: please make sure that you don't tell Jacks because he's
Speaker 2: already raged checks me and clearly when he's raged chexting her.
Speaker 3: You can see that she's texting back.
Speaker 2: She's not.
Speaker 1: She engages in this and then complains about him. Brittany
Speaker 1: block Jack's number until he checks out a treatment like
Speaker 1: she feeds into his bullshit. It doesn't help the situations.
Speaker 3: It's because it's a toxic relationship.
Speaker 1: Well get out of it.
Speaker 2: But then she says, please please, no one tell them,
Speaker 2: and then Jesse's like, who, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Wanted to keep him posted on our trip?
Speaker 2: And between Jesse's still inviting Michelle on this trip and
Speaker 2: then texting Jax to let him know he's real excited
Speaker 2: about this trip.
Speaker 1: Yes, I I have to ask you a very serious question. Yes,
Speaker 1: what do you think about Jesse's very small nipples.
Speaker 3: I don't mind small nipples.
Speaker 2: I'd rather that than the big big that than the
Speaker 2: big puffy ones, the puffy ones, the big.
Speaker 1: Puffy like the guys that take steroids. It's a dead giveaway,
Speaker 1: and then they get pimples on their back. Yes, and
Speaker 1: the roids Royd nipples.
Speaker 3: I don't mind.
Speaker 2: I don't mind small little nipples. I do mind shirts
Speaker 2: being unbuttoned. That load, Jesse, when you're listening, you could
Speaker 2: have just gone up one.
Speaker 1: Moe was it Jesse that sometime during this episode took
Speaker 1: his pants off and he had on baggy gray butt huggers.
Speaker 2: Full butt undies like like but they were baggy. They
Speaker 2: were like my nursing or like my post pregnancy.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe Matt and Kayden enjoyed it, but I
Speaker 1: did not enjoy it at all, like Gray, like who
Speaker 1: wears gray? Baggy?
Speaker 2: Also, you know, Jesse, here's the thing, like how I
Speaker 2: just speak directly to Jesse because I know he listens.
Speaker 3: Jesse.
Speaker 2: The problem with Gray is it picks up everything so
Speaker 2: like you know, sometimes you pee and then you probably
Speaker 2: shake your Maybe he's one of those white pops.
Speaker 1: You're going there and then it's gonna.
Speaker 3: Leave that little circle.
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, no, no, no, wonder Michelle left.
Speaker 2: Just kidding, just kidding, No, But I wonder if those
Speaker 2: underwear are trending?
Speaker 1: Are they? I would know I haven't seen eddiewhere in
Speaker 1: but huggers, and I know maybe you can ltk them?
Speaker 3: He elt Jesse should ltk them?
Speaker 1: No, you should?
Speaker 3: Oh you know, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Gonna put I would I beg you to put a
Speaker 1: picture of him in his underwear and then put a
Speaker 1: link and then tag him in it. Please do it.
Speaker 2: They were just sagging a little bit in the in
Speaker 2: the but in the booty, the booty.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're old.
Speaker 2: You need new underwear, Jesse, You get fresh, new outfits
Speaker 2: for everything. But AnyWho, then Brittany and it like starts
Speaker 2: to get a little bit more dicey as they start
Speaker 2: this competition race, Jesse gets back into just talking about
Speaker 2: Michelle spreading rumors about his friend. And then apparently Jesse's
Speaker 2: friend is also threatening Michelle with a lawsuit.
Speaker 1: With Jesse's friend is threatening Michelle with a lawsuit? Do
Speaker 1: we know why?
Speaker 2: Oh? The friend, I know the friend, that friend, the friend,
Speaker 2: the bay Watch friend, not the bay Watch friend, but
Speaker 2: the bay Watch friend of a friend.
Speaker 1: The bay much Yeah, yeah, I get what you're selling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get what I'm putting out there, Jesse.
Speaker 1: Did Jesse know that Michelle was cheating for two years
Speaker 1: or and he didn't care?
Speaker 2: Or oh remember what you're doing it? Kristen told him
Speaker 2: he last year, Kristin.
Speaker 1: Cheating on you for over a year. We don't know.
Speaker 3: If it's true or not. She claims it's not.
Speaker 2: However, her daughter says, I love you to her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: So just Michelle never showing any emotion is just so
Speaker 1: bizarre to me. It's like, hello, do you have a
Speaker 1: pulse in there is something going on? Do we need
Speaker 1: to change your batteries?
Speaker 2: Every time I watch her, I'm like, I need I
Speaker 2: miss botox so much I really now. Look, I have
Speaker 2: full movement everywhere. It's disaster. I mean, if there were
Speaker 2: bigger things. Then Jesse defends his friend by saying Michelle
Speaker 2: shouldn't have been cheating on him, and then Janet responds
Speaker 2: that if she were married to Jesse, she would be
Speaker 2: cheating on him too. Listen, I'm really trying to give
Speaker 2: Janet a chance this season, but nothing she says or
Speaker 2: does really lands to me.
Speaker 3: I know why.
Speaker 2: It's like she's trying to get a moment. It feels
Speaker 2: like somebody playing dress up on TV.
Speaker 1: WHOA, There's just something that's missing. I can't put my
Speaker 1: finger on it. Sometimes I'm like okay, Janet, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, no, Janet.
Speaker 2: No, I find myself going where's Stacy. I know I
Speaker 2: want Stacy so bad.
Speaker 3: She's gonna have her own show. She's gonna have her
Speaker 3: own show.
Speaker 1: But oh she is? Yeah, isn't she one? Pumps Villas
Speaker 1: or something like that. Right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's gonna be a whole Vander pump Villa crossover
Speaker 2: between the Mormon Wives and.
Speaker 3: Stacy. It's gonna be I mean, I'm excited to watch
Speaker 3: that show.
Speaker 2: But epic.
Speaker 3: It sounds really good, then iconic. Please you know how
Speaker 3: I feel.
Speaker 2: At Santa Barbara, they're back at the house, Zach and
Speaker 2: Janet talk about their friendship.
Speaker 3: We can just fast for this party.
Speaker 1: Wanh wanh.
Speaker 2: Production told you, guys, make up and shut up about it,
Speaker 2: because if not, Zach you have you can't go on
Speaker 2: the next trip.
Speaker 1: And Zach, if you go on the next trip, I'm
Speaker 1: asking you, I'm begging and I'm pleading with you, don't
Speaker 1: ever cry again.
Speaker 2: I take a break from crying. Let somebody else cry.
Speaker 1: I couldn't take him serious in those tears. Do you
Speaker 1: think he was being sincere?
Speaker 2: Yes? I think he's very emotional, But I don't think
Speaker 2: he's emotional about his friendship with Janet.
Speaker 3: I think he's emotional about Janet. She's such a Janet God.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Zach's populady, maybe that's why he's trying so much.
Speaker 2: But I think he's emotional because he really wants to
Speaker 2: be on that show. And that's where everything stemstorms, which
Speaker 2: really bugs me. But then don't you worry they bring
Speaker 2: in a healer.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that healer really worked.
Speaker 3: That healer.
Speaker 2: I mean the fact that Britain spiritual Guide sorry spiritual
Speaker 2: Guide ceremony.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't even stop laughing.
Speaker 2: Before this, Kristen is and this part I fully felt
Speaker 2: Kristen's crying. Know who really came up this episode, even
Speaker 2: though I can't remember his name, Kristen's boyfriend, Luke Luke Luke.
Speaker 1: He was really like because he let it. He was
Speaker 1: leading everything and now right now we will be having
Speaker 1: this and then after that we'll have dinner at two
Speaker 1: o'clock and at three o'clock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was just he may have been the only
Speaker 2: one not hammered, but he he narrated this episode for us.
Speaker 3: So we appreciate you, Luke.
Speaker 2: We need a narration because it's hard to follow without, so,
Speaker 2: oh thank you, Luke.
Speaker 1: Gotta have some information what so one of my girlfriends
Speaker 1: text me and said, oh my god, I'm watching The
Speaker 1: Valley and that Michelle girl that that's dating Aaron. He
Speaker 1: was hitting on me. He wouldn't leave. Yeah, no, Aaron
Speaker 1: the nice guy. Supposedly he's creepy. She needs to go
Speaker 1: and I go, well, so should.
Speaker 3: His eyes make me a little nervous?
Speaker 1: Oh? I never noticed?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Serial killer?
Speaker 3: Allegedly?
Speaker 1: I don't know why people don't like us, Teddy, I
Speaker 1: really don't. So I don't know or do they like
Speaker 1: you right now? They just don't like me.
Speaker 3: No, they're not gonna like me for long, I'm sure.
Speaker 2: So what we do find out is they're you know,
Speaker 2: they're all on this spiritual guide. I do feel for
Speaker 2: Kristen in this moment because she's emotional. I would be too,
Speaker 2: and I remember going through you know, IVF and not
Speaker 2: having things go the way that I want, and I
Speaker 2: can I you put your so much pressure on yourself
Speaker 2: and then filming on top of it.
Speaker 3: I'm sure she's devastated, But.
Speaker 1: We're happy now because she is finally pregnant and she
Speaker 1: deserves all the things and shouldn't. She's pretty close to.
Speaker 3: A do date, right I think so? I think so.
Speaker 2: But then Jason offers support to Jack's in the circle.
Speaker 2: This is after a lot of additional things happened that
Speaker 2: involves oh, Zach, But I'm able to we're at.
Speaker 1: The gratitude circle, the gratitude circle.
Speaker 2: So at the gratitude circle, what about how Jesse refuses
Speaker 2: to participate in the gratitude circle?
Speaker 1: Come on, Jesse, don't be a little bit.
Speaker 2: And then why did you have to pick Michelle when
Speaker 2: you had the ball thing? Which the ball thing?
Speaker 1: Just I know these two can't leave each other alone.
Speaker 2: It's like I asked the Lauris this last week, do
Speaker 2: you think there's still low No, I think.
Speaker 1: They freaking hate each other and they're like, and we're
Speaker 1: not only we're getting divorced, we're stuck in this damn
Speaker 1: show together.
Speaker 2: But we both have to do the show because we
Speaker 2: both want the money and the fame. Hello, exactly should
Speaker 2: we touch on the fact that Zach did say the
Speaker 2: comment about Janet losing her baby off camera and Britney told.
Speaker 1: Her, oh, and then he cried again, right again. He's like,
Speaker 1: way to have my back, bitch, But.
Speaker 2: Like, I didn't realize that was off camera because they've
Speaker 2: talked about it so much.
Speaker 3: But Janet tells him, you know, in.
Speaker 2: The conversation, Brittany told me about this, But well, it
Speaker 2: just goes to show that.
Speaker 3: Brittany will do anything for television.
Speaker 1: Well that too, but I think Brittany's like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know about this guy hair.
Speaker 2: But then he said he was blacked out, and then
Speaker 2: I and then the Brittany also said that he almost
Speaker 2: had to get escorted out of Jackx's I mean, what
Speaker 2: do you have to do to almost get escorted out
Speaker 2: of jacket?
Speaker 1: He almost or he did?
Speaker 3: I don't know because we don't have it on camera.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 3: Why did they have to leave? Really? That means it
Speaker 3: was like post filming film.
Speaker 1: Like the film, that's when the drinks really start going
Speaker 1: heavy and then this shit really goes down.
Speaker 2: And I'm sure Janet's known that the whole time, and
Speaker 2: so just like let it go. He didn't say it
Speaker 2: on camera, he didn't say it publicly. He was a
Speaker 2: hot mess obviously, just bitch like Zach, the fact that
Speaker 2: I have your side on something, Do I think what
Speaker 2: you said is okay?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: But hammered at the end of the night off camera
Speaker 2: is completely different than saying it on camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we saw Jesse get emotional too. He's in
Speaker 1: the circle talking about his toxic situation. Then he passes
Speaker 1: the bottomshell like you said, and She's.
Speaker 3: Like, huh what, No, she doesn't know what she's supposed
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: She doesn't what's supposed to do. And then Jesse starts crying.
Speaker 2: He starts crying, and he gets up and leaves. Then
Speaker 2: we see the indies. But then Jan now.
Speaker 1: Where we saw the undies. I couldn't that. I tried
Speaker 1: to sell and I tried to black out when I
Speaker 1: saw that you tried to. I tried to black out.
Speaker 3: You tried to I think.
Speaker 1: That's where I fell asleep in my chair. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: call what am I watching?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But in the midst of this, I'm like, hold on,
Speaker 2: I have a question. Also, Jason brought up the jacksing,
Speaker 2: But then is he also the one that goes and
Speaker 2: checks on Jesse. He's doing a lot with keeping the
Speaker 2: friend group together?
Speaker 1: He is? He is, He's not really. He doesn't talk
Speaker 1: a whole lot on this show.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think he talks a whole lot in general.
Speaker 2: But he's getting shit done. He's moving storyline, which is
Speaker 2: that's what people forget.
Speaker 3: We need that, we need someone to move storyline.
Speaker 1: We need He's trying to move storyline. And then there's
Speaker 1: Jesse that tells him get the cameras out of here.
Speaker 3: But I know, Jesse, you broke the fourth wall there.
Speaker 3: I don't like it. Breaking the fourth wall for.
Speaker 2: Anybody listening is when you speak directly to production when
Speaker 2: you're supposed to be talking to the person that you're
Speaker 2: talking with, And that is very Foreboden for Bolden for
Speaker 2: Bolden more serious version of forbidden.
Speaker 1: I think bidden. I mean, the thing that bugged me
Speaker 1: is like, is there any good moments with Michelle and
Speaker 1: Jesse ever?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen one.
Speaker 2: But also, is there any moments where Jack's even in
Speaker 2: rehab and his recap he has on his Jack's Grill show?
Speaker 1: You know he's I mean, because Jack's hat, his sweatshirt, everything,
Speaker 1: and I guarantee you he's got it on right now.
Speaker 2: But why didn't he send us one? Because I would
Speaker 2: have worn it. I don't somebody sent me this shirt
Speaker 2: too much, probably didn't like us, But no, shit shocker.
Speaker 2: Is he his bar still open?
Speaker 1: Yes? Now, when he said like he was ragy texting
Speaker 1: and he said something like, you took this away from me,
Speaker 1: you took my job away from me. Is he talking
Speaker 1: about the job of filming?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's talking about the show the show.
Speaker 1: That's why I like, you took my job away from me,
Speaker 1: and and so it's her fault is And I think
Speaker 1: he thinks it's her fault maybe because she threw out
Speaker 1: the cocaine.
Speaker 2: I think yeah, because I think from whatever two episodes ago,
Speaker 2: when the whole cocaine thing came up, I think.
Speaker 1: She already going to rehab anyways before she even Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 3: Think he couldn't leave.
Speaker 2: I think if it was just their fight, I think
Speaker 2: he would have left rehab. But once the cocaine addiction
Speaker 2: came into it.
Speaker 1: Do you I think you went to I'm trying to
Speaker 1: figure out why he thinks she took his job away.
Speaker 1: Do you think Brittany went to producers and said or
Speaker 1: production company and said he is lit on cocaine all
Speaker 1: the time, and they're like, listen, go to rehab, fix yourself, buddy.
Speaker 2: No. I don't think they told him he had to.
Speaker 2: But I think if you have two eyes, you probably know.
Speaker 3: When he was on cocaine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I would assume he is so frustrated because
Speaker 2: she's filming and he's not well.
Speaker 1: It's so frustrating to me when somebody has a problem
Speaker 1: or they did something to create a situation that they
Speaker 1: blame the other person. Blame the other person, like why
Speaker 1: didn't he go? You know what, maybe if I didn't
Speaker 1: do cocaine and he was drinking and being an asshole,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be in rehab and then you're blaming on
Speaker 1: somebody else. So I'm just going to put it out there.
Speaker 1: I don't think rehabit is going to work for him
Speaker 1: because he doesn't take any responsibility whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Well, I think there are also those two need to
Speaker 2: stop talking full stop for a bit. Also, did you
Speaker 2: see this on the world Wide Web where somebody posted
Speaker 2: like that she looked beautiful or something like that, and
Speaker 2: then he DMed them, No, she doesn't actually look like this.
Speaker 3: It's photoshopped.
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: What a asshole?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, just let her be God? Why do and
Speaker 1: what did he get out of that?
Speaker 2: Like? And then Zach commented like it's you know, stay
Speaker 2: out of it, like it's he commented something having Britney's back,
Speaker 2: But like, honestly, Jack's just what do you care? You've
Speaker 2: cheated on allegedly cheated on her a million times? What
Speaker 2: do you care if she sent a couple nudes to somebody,
Speaker 2: And what do you care if she photoshops some pictures
Speaker 2: to make herself feel a little better.
Speaker 1: I mean, what God doesn't put a little filter on
Speaker 1: her face.
Speaker 2: I mean if we don't think that we've added some filter.
Speaker 2: If we had the Kardashian filter for our podcast cams,
Speaker 2: I'd use it.
Speaker 1: We would be beautiful.
Speaker 2: We would be completely.
Speaker 1: Our skin afore, we would not have anything. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have this hair that's all burnt off. Would just be amazing,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 2: Things would really be grand. But anyways, we will be
Speaker 2: back later this week. We have special guests and we'll
Speaker 2: be potting together in person, which is always exciting for us.
Speaker 1: But can't wait.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys for tuning in, and we're going to
Speaker 2: be watching all the shows and we're going to be
Speaker 2: covering Mormon Wives, Secret lives of Mormon Wives.
Speaker 1: I'm almost through the first season, so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to you better get through that for
Speaker 2: so good. We can recap season two and be unplaying
Speaker 2: episode six.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch the rest tonight.
Speaker 3: You're gonna love it.
Speaker 2: And I love the metamorphos thing they do between season
Speaker 2: one and season two.
Speaker 1: They all have darker hair because darker hair is more
Speaker 1: in style now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you see this?
Speaker 1: You're rooted.
Speaker 3: I'm rooted, can't.
Speaker 2: That doesn't actually work for me in real life, but
Speaker 2: it works for me on wigs. But thanks you guys,
Speaker 2: thanks for tuning in, and we'll be back later this
Speaker 2: week
Speaker 1: Mhm