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Speaker 1: Welcome to adulting. I am Jordan Carlos. This is my

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Speaker 1: co from Go Michelby Toe.

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Speaker 2: Oh look at you, look at me and all your

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Speaker 2: glorious dreads.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 1: It's giving Patra Ooh, it's giving liones Patra.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what Patra? Romantic call from the eighties?

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with you? Okay?

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Speaker 1: First of all, you call yourself out on all your references, I.

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Speaker 4: Guess, but that doesn't mean that you should be following suit.

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Speaker 4: First of all, I have a fauxlox. I have vacation hair,

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Speaker 4: but there's no vacation.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: You know I love protective styles for black girl hair,

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Speaker 4: especially when you are working on a big project. You

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Speaker 4: don't have time to do your hair. You are just

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Speaker 4: out here doing the most while doing the least, if

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Speaker 4: that makes sense. But you know, I like to like

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Speaker 4: him myself to a Lisa Bone that let herself go,

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Speaker 4: because that feels.

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Speaker 3: More accurate than like I'm on our romantic home. Shout

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Speaker 3: out to Patrick, I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: We will get to the Lisa Bone top ad if

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Speaker 1: that's what you're looking for.

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Speaker 4: We have to get to our guests because this is

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Speaker 4: a full last show and I'm so excited, Like.

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Speaker 3: I don't even understand. I don't even understand why she

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Speaker 3: came it. What is going on? How do we even

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Speaker 3: like this?

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Speaker 5: I don't know. Our guest is Nora Jones. You guys

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Speaker 5: say it again, Nora Jones. No, not the Norad Jones

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Speaker 5: you went to school with, Nora Jones. Not the substitute

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Speaker 5: teacher you remember from que Out Norah Jones.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I mean she's sold more than fifty million records

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Speaker 4: world why she just dropped a new album, Vision Visions,

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Speaker 4: which is her.

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Speaker 3: Ninth studio album.

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Speaker 4: She's a boss ass, bad ass bitch and she can't

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Speaker 4: to slum it with us at the Bellhouse. You better

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Speaker 4: enjoy the fuck out of this episode because I'm getting

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Speaker 4: moist just talking about it.

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Speaker 6: Sorry about it?

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Speaker 3: Let me go get my wife nor Jones. Everyone you're Joan?

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Speaker 3: What's up? I don't what's right? Stam the fuck up?

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Speaker 3: Damn the fuck up? What didn't we do? Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 7: My gosh, Brooklyn, Hey, Brooklyn, what's Brooklyn?

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Speaker 3: Ass? This is exciting as fuck.

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Speaker 4: Look at all these broke ass people to see a

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Speaker 4: good ass show.

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Speaker 7: Yes, thank you showing an affordable show.

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Speaker 1: Affordable twenty five dollars. I believe twenty five dollars. A, yes,

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Speaker 1: twenty five dollars.

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Speaker 4: All asses, make some noise if you got more than

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Speaker 4: eight thousand dollars in your bank account?

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Speaker 3: Shit issue, don't you live in dangerous?

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Speaker 4: That wasn't everybody that was like, make some noise if

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Speaker 4: you got less than five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all gass, no breaks. I love this. Welcome

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Speaker 3: to this allthing. I'm gonna shove you toe. That's Jordan

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Speaker 3: Carlos giving up for DJ Donald. WHOA, I'm the ones

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Speaker 3: that choos.

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Speaker 1: So nice to be in this space tonight. Look, everybody

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Speaker 1: looks so good.

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Speaker 3: So wonderful.

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Speaker 1: White people, yes, we always have like bad black bitches, yes,

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Speaker 1: and the and the people in between in between.

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Speaker 3: Our demo is.

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Speaker 4: Like, oh my god, do we have someone from Iran?

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Speaker 3: Are you from my run? Some people say Persia, some

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Speaker 3: people see right. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: We have a friend named Canadate who's done the podcast.

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Speaker 4: He's amazing. He's also from Iran. We call him the

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Speaker 4: Persian Pony because that's what he calls himself. And so

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Speaker 4: every time we go to a restaurant and the food

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Speaker 4: is good, he makes that noise.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much. At it's like an airhort. Thank

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Speaker 3: you for your service. Amazing.

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Speaker 4: I know I was gonna say it's given Kildean realness

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Speaker 4: at a diner in Michigan, but I thought that was

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Speaker 4: such a deep cut. Yes, two and a half people,

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Speaker 4: I'm here for you. It's pacificity. It's hot in here.

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Speaker 3: It is damn.

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Speaker 4: It's the air on it just smells like Tenny sweet.

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Speaker 1: It's the talent. It's the talent in the room. That's

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Speaker 1: what it is.

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Speaker 3: Is that what it is? Yeah, look at you, but

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Speaker 3: you look good. Thank you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I had a salad for lunch and uh and.

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Speaker 3: It shows, thank you so much. You look great to

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Speaker 3: look at you. Look at shoe. Yeah, and I also

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Speaker 3: had a chocolate bar with that salad. Don looks good

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Speaker 3: as always. Look at his hair. I love it.

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Speaker 4: My god, it's giving interview with a vampire black reboot.

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Speaker 3: What I'm going for?

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Speaker 4: Rice, I just heard her Dick jump.

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Speaker 1: You know you have you have beautiful hair done. It's

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Speaker 1: beautiful and I'm just I want you to know that beautiful. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Yeah you been Jordan's I do see it. It's like

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Speaker 1: an explorer. You have like a talking about it thing happening.

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Speaker 1: You look like a Jean Baptist pointsab you know who

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Speaker 1: that was? I don't, but he sounds French. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: he he gotta ask you a question.

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Speaker 4: As a brother with some good ass hair, do people

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Speaker 4: want to touch at him? Put their fingers open a ship?

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Speaker 3: They used to. That's why I used to wear hats

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Speaker 3: all the time. Oh no, it was like a protective covering.

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Speaker 4: That's why I wear a bra.

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Speaker 3: They want to touch it, can't handle. It's a bra

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Speaker 3: for your hair. It's a fleshy jamboique.

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Speaker 4: I used to call my Teddy's Napa Valley because all

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Speaker 4: drunk white people with purple lips try to get up

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Speaker 4: in there and tell.

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Speaker 3: A story that they could and finish. And I'll say,

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 4: What, I'm need the support from our friends and a bra.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're like, this ain't Sonoma. You better get out

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Speaker 1: of here. Absolutely, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I need you to fucking tell everybody that He came

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Speaker 4: in flustered tonight. He was about to tell me the story.

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Speaker 4: I said, save it for the stage. I said, all

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Speaker 4: I want to hear. And it's such a great excuse

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Speaker 4: to like not listen to you too.

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Speaker 3: That what about the other people want to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I had I had vermin in my house, and uh,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, I tell.

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Speaker 4: The people from Jersey what that means.

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Speaker 1: Vermin, rodentia, rodentia, I had so Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania's So I

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Speaker 1: had a mouse in my house.

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Speaker 3: It was scary.

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Speaker 1: You know, my wife has the best hearing. She's from

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Speaker 1: New York, so she's like, she has the best hearing.

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Speaker 1: It's like New Yorkers contend with so much noise all day, ambulances, yelling, screaming, bumping,

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Speaker 1: like all this stuff.

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Speaker 3: And then she's like, I hear a mouse. What you

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Speaker 1: Like, she's like under the stove over behind, Yes, it

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Speaker 1: was under the stuff when it was in the baking pants.

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Speaker 1: And she's like, did you get yes, it was it

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Speaker 1: was the baking pants and that weird drawer with the

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Speaker 1: baking pants are.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's when they go that's their penthouse.

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Speaker 1: And then she she texts me, she's like, did you

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Speaker 1: wash all the baking pants?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, that's.

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Speaker 4: That's you know, that's the setup. The No one really

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Speaker 4: washes that ship. You just wipe it all. You just

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Speaker 4: wipe the crumbs off and put it back in. Can

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Speaker 4: bacon pant cannot fit in the dishwasher if you have one,

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Speaker 4: and it's like, who's washing it?

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Speaker 3: Can I say something else? Here's here's the thing. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: no no no. I always say this.

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Speaker 4: What friends with the middle child with an Audie belly button?

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Speaker 3: Okay? No, I had a surgery and it went back

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Speaker 1: Because of stigma, and so anyway, yes, I consciously remembered

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Speaker 1: not washing one baking sheet one time, and then I

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Speaker 1: was like, I internalized and I was like, it's me.

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Speaker 3: I did it.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, we had the mouse. Yes, so she immediately

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Speaker 1: calls the exterminator.

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Speaker 3: And you didn't see droppings nowhere? She saw droppings.

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Speaker 4: She saw you gotta see the drop people think the droppings.

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Speaker 4: You know, my husband, who's so white in European and

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Speaker 4: trust everything, stop that.

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Speaker 3: Don't do that.

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Speaker 4: He'll just drink water in any state. I said, stop that. Next,

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Speaker 4: Oh no, stop it. Look both ways. When you cross

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Speaker 4: the fu street, people don't give a.

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Speaker 3: Fuck about you here, No they don't.

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Speaker 4: And he was like, those aren't droppings. I said, listen, Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm no Bill Ny the science guy, but I know

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Speaker 4: fucking mouse shit.

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Speaker 1: When I see it, Yeah, they look like little chocolate

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Speaker 1: sprinkles and mice be shitting everywhere.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, yeah, she's thinking a great metabolism.

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Speaker 3: I'm jellous. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: To be honest, if I was dropping it like that,

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Speaker 4: oh baby, I'd have to excuse myself four times from

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Speaker 3: They are they are mooe regular And so even with

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Speaker 3: the tiniest crumb, why don't it right out?

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Speaker 1: And then so anyway, she's like mousehunter. She sees signs

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Speaker 1: of passing. She's like, yeah, I see footprints, you know,

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Speaker 1: And so we call the extreminator comes, He's like, how

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Speaker 3: We have a very good exterminator. We just reached just

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Speaker 3: a neighborhood exterminated. Neighborhood exterminity.

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Speaker 4: We did a neighborhood exterminator. He was a lovely dude

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Speaker 4: named Tony. He was a seventy seven year old black

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Speaker 4: man that only talked about opening up a hairdresser from

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Speaker 4: the money he made from selling cocaine ship in Brooklyn

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Speaker 4: back in the day. Pinky rings for the gods, you know,

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Speaker 4: like out here, like even a pinky fucking fingernail. He's

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Speaker 4: still asli, are you still what are we doing? But

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Speaker 4: then he went close to himself when he worked, and

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Speaker 4: it was so beautiful. It was the closest I've ever

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Speaker 4: been to the Negro spiritual. It was beautiful. Tony, if

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Speaker 4: you're still alive, I hope you figured out your Apple podcasts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So so the guy comes, He's like, look, the mouse

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Speaker 1: like burrowed through a hole in the back of the

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Speaker 1: wall and like got.

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Speaker 3: Any germinator used that big word.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And so it burrowed in the burrow and so

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Speaker 1: did that and then he's like, I patched the hole

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Speaker 1: all right, and then he laid out glue traps and

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Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool.

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Speaker 3: So now we waked. So I come home.

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Speaker 1: I come home and then I'm like, I'm like doom,

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Speaker 1: scrolling on the couch, not looking at anything. And that's

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Speaker 1: when I see it. And it's like it goes cuckoo,

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Speaker 1: cock cuckoo, you know, like it's like, have.

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Speaker 3: You ever seen a mouse before? I've seen a mouse before.

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Speaker 3: You've ever had a mouse in the house before? Yes,

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Speaker 3: I've seen a mouse.

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Speaker 1: I have usually separated by glass, but I have seen

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Speaker 1: a mouse on TV.

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Speaker 3: And I was like on the internet I've seen.

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Speaker 1: I've seen lots of mice, you know, I like, I

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Speaker 1: like Mickey Mouse, Like it's cool, you know, So I'm I'm.

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Speaker 3: Or what the fuck?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm compelled.

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Speaker 4: Yes, but also we need to know how it's all right?

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Speaker 4: That was more compelling than a Tyler Perry movie.

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Speaker 4: Man, Okay, you are so disturbing. I've never had a cat,

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Speaker 4: Now, Oh, I had a roommate. She did love the

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Speaker 4: And so the cat was like cuckoo for coca puffs,

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Speaker 4: I'm like what, Yeah, would take my bonnet off in

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Speaker 4: She was like, uh, but aren't all knives for bread

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Speaker 3: Oh that's where I go.

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Speaker 4: That's why I don't It could have been three minutes

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Speaker 3: Oh, she knew when to open the door.

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Speaker 4: They had been living this life together. This was not

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Speaker 3: Time, this was not the last. This is what happens

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Speaker 4: Molly, you went danger girl is though.

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Speaker 3: She opens the door.

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Speaker 4: Yes, cocaine tail up, happy as fuck, used to be

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Speaker 3: That's been our show.

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Speaker 4: She goes, I'm jealous. That means he loves you, and

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Speaker 3: Have to move. Oh my god, Oh my god. We

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Speaker 3: should we should just start? Yeah, yeah, you guys write

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Speaker 3: for more show? Are you ready? Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 3: so excited about this show. What this fucking lineup? Planet's

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Speaker 3: so woke, it's so nice. I love it. God, I

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Speaker 3: can't say well, what do we say about She's amazing.

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Speaker 3: She is an amazing musician.

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Speaker 1: Yes, amazing, more than that, you know, amazing songwriter, fifty

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me.

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Speaker 4: She's about to go on tour and you better see her.

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Speaker 4: But you guys see her here first. Please put your

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Speaker 7: Norah Chones, Norah Jones in the building.

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Speaker 4: Hi, I'm sure you've heard many stories about people having

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Speaker 3: It's true.

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Speaker 4: I have, Yeah, I have one. Are you gonna tell

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Speaker 3: For so long staring her eyes. Do you ever date

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Speaker 6: And I am a very short person, But.

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Speaker 4: You ever date someone that you know is like not

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Speaker 3: It was weird and shame.

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Speaker 4: We loved your music. I still love We loved your music, okay,

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Speaker 4: see you. I've never had it's a space.

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Speaker 1: I've never had sex to your music, but I have

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Speaker 1: made love to your music, just so you know, just

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Speaker 1: so you know, wife's in the audience right now.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 6: I just I've never had sex to my music.

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Speaker 4: Not even by accident in rotation.

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Speaker 6: No, that would be a deal breaker.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I got it. Some women play their music when

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Speaker 4: they get birth. Anyways, when did you learn to trust

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 6: I think my mom is really strong, so I think

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Speaker 6: hits and misses before we finally put it all together.

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00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 4: Did you have to fight or like learn how to fight?

444
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,160
Speaker 4: For something that you believe should be in it. Did

445
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,199
Speaker 4: you have to learn how to advocate for yourself and

446
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 4: why you think something's important or was it more like

447
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 4: a collaboration.

448
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 6: I mean it all, it's always a collaboration playing music

449
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,920
Speaker 6: with people. But I definitely did have to trust my gut.

450
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 6: There were a few things that happened that I wasn't

451
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 6: sure I loved as much, and that I just didn't

452
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,640
Speaker 6: know what to do about it, and then somebody else

453
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 6: said that. I was like, yes, that's right.

454
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 7: Yeah.

455
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 6: Then I was like, oh, yeah, okay, I know this

456
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 6: is my thing. Yeah, so I should do what I

457
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 6: think is appropriate.

458
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 3: Are you a shy person?

459
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 6: Yes?

460
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:56,439
Speaker 3: And no?

461
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 6: Not with my friends.

462
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 3: No, not with friends? Like how are you among your friends?

463
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 7: Are you?

464
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 6: Depends on how many drinks I've had?

465
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what's what's your favorite drink? If you were

466
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,439
Speaker 1: a drink, what would you be like?

467
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 6: I would be confused. I don't know that sounds like

468
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 6: a good drink. I like wine, I like alcohol whatever.

469
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 3: All right, it's changed.

470
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 6: Over the years.

471
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was it? And what does it become?

472
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 6: Used to be? Vodka? Martiniz? I can't do that, Oh

473
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 6: my god.

474
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 4: Not if I want to remember what happened.

475
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 6: No, no, I can't. I can't. My tires don't way down. Yeah,

476
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 6: what was your college drink? I didn't drink a lot

477
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 6: in college. I drink a little. I drink a little.

478
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 6: I drank a little. Someone says, what I was underage?

479
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 6: Oh I'm just kidding.

480
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 3: Wow, Well that doesn't stop people.

481
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,479
Speaker 6: I had beer. I had some beer and I barfed,

482
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 6: and then I had some white Russians and I barfed,

483
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 6: and I think so I didn't really drink till I

484
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 6: moved to New York.

485
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get that. Yeah, yeah, I definitely got blackout

486
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 4: at Club Cameos, Miami. We used to call it Camo

487
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 4: Hose because it was free before midnight. On Peach Snaps

488
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 4: with Hennessy's Gross.

489
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 3: I used to do a Goldschlager and feel like a millionaire.

490
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 3: Is it real? Goal? Yeah? It is twelve carrot will

491
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 3: fuck you up. It's yeah, pretty, it's still pretty. Yes,

492
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 3: Uh that's interesting.

493
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,479
Speaker 1: So you now now you're a wine drinker, of course,

494
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: like you're.

495
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,199
Speaker 6: I'm a grown up woman, grown up?

496
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

497
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, Red White Rose, who are you? Are you?

498
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:42,239
Speaker 6: Her?

499
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 4: Samalia?

500
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 6: I want to know what are you Somalia. I defense okay, fair, fair, fair,

501
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 6: fair friends on the meal. What's it like on the road.

502
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 6: It's fun. Yeah, I like being on the road. You do,

503
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 6: I do, but use.

504
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 3: My toilet.

505
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 4: And my husband and kids.

506
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 6: But yes, because you're most of all your toilet. Have

507
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 6: you been to Japan because the toilets there are really great?

508
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 4: No, but I have a Japanese toilet.

509
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 6: Oh well, then there you go. You should have missed

510
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 6: your toilet. Yeah.

511
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my best friend. Are you okay?

512
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 4: Someone just fell?

513
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 3: Someone fell? People always followed our show. Yeah, it's a thing.

514
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 3: Are you okay? You'll get up, It'll be great. We're

515
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:25,439
Speaker 3: gonna move on.

516
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: I have to ask though, like, okay, so you said

517
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 1: you were talking about your first album and you developed

518
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 1: intuition there. What about this album do you feel as

519
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,199
Speaker 1: though it's like the maximum expression of that confidence that

520
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,399
Speaker 1: you have in yourself, like in this album or was

521
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: it collaborative?

522
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 3: What was it like?

523
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was very collaborative with my producer, Leon Michaels.

524
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 6: But yeah, I feel very free linking music. There's not

525
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 6: a lot of sun nice. Well, there's no pressure anymore

526
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 6: because I'm like, all right, I'm good.

527
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 3: I you know, you're proving yourself.

528
00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 6: I did a thing you did and that's over and

529
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 6: now I'm doing littler things.

530
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's fine.

531
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 3: Do you ever play for your kids at all? For

532
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:10,239
Speaker 3: them for their amusement? Yeah? I don't know. Well, you

533
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 3: have to tell everyone what kind of kids you have.

534
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 6: They're seven and ten and they're funny. They play for me.

535
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 3: Oh shit, that's yeah, play for me for me?

536
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 6: Like for me?

537
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 3: What did they play? What? What instruments? Are they any good?

538
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 4: Do they have it?

539
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 6: Or they have the confidence down?

540
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 1: Oh?

541
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 3: Okay, they are. They are.

542
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 6: They're just really little, you know, they just they haven't

543
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 6: really worked very hard at it, but they got the confidence.

544
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 3: So they are American children. Yeah, understood.

545
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 4: Yes, you're from a musical family. Now what like, what

546
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 4: if you want to do something else besides music? Would

547
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 4: you be like the odd one out? Or to be okay,

548
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 4: what if you got into music and it like didn't

549
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 4: work out? Would they'd be like, girl, what are you

550
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 4: doing with this music?

551
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 3: Should?

552
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 6: I don't know? I don't know what I would do?

553
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 3: Really?

554
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: No, have you ever pondered anything other than music? And

555
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: if if so, not even astronaut or like you know,

556
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: I mean I.

557
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 6: Wanted to be a princess when I was six or

558
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 6: what happened, but.

559
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 3: Like a Megan Markle type probably.

560
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I wasn't thinking which country.

561
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 3: But just.

562
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 4: Know I'm gonna be honest. I don't know what the

563
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 4: fuck I would do if I couldn't tell jokes.

564
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 6: Do you have another backup back?

565
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 3: I can actually I can paint porn hop porn.

566
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 4: No, just like like a sad, sexy woman telling jokes,

567
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 4: which is like every comment like on Netflix ig page. Anyways,

568
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 4: can you tell us about your partner? He's a musician

569
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 4: and yeah, yeah, and how'd you know?

570
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 6: It was l v E.

571
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 3: I think you just know? Yeah, don't do like, how

572
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 3: did you how did you all meet? Can you tell

573
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 3: us that.

574
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 6: We met on a gig?

575
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 3: On a gig?

576
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a tribute show for Bob Dylan and

577
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 6: I was singing one song We're playing just like a woman,

578
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 6: and he played the organ part and I turned around

579
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 6: and I winked at him and.

580
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 3: He's like, I know you better get it.

581
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 7: Yeah.

582
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 6: He was like, wow, I have a chance. But turns

583
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 6: out I have like a nervous tick where it blink

584
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 6: a lot, and I was really just like turning away

585
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 6: from the audience to get a little blanket. So but

586
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 6: because well, no, he knows this, and so because of that,

587
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 6: he yeah, he talked to me more. And then I

588
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 6: was like, oh, you're so cute.

589
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, that's a great song to meet, you know,

590
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: have me cute? Like ye, she breaks just makes a

591
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: little girl. Yes, Oh god, I wish I met my

592
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: wifeter that song. That's fucking awesome.

593
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 3: What song did you mean it was? I think it was.

594
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: It was the song song I think it was, which

595
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: is no less romantic, you know what I'm saying. No

596
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: less romantic, no less romantic. Same energy. Yeah, same energy.

597
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. I love that.

598
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 4: And can I ask what was your dating history before

599
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 4: you met him?

600
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 6: I was kind of a serial monogamous, okay honestly, yeah, yeah,

601
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 6: I had some fun. You had some fun, but mostly

602
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 6: long term.

603
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,479
Speaker 4: Okay, did you have to break up with anyone in general?

604
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 3: Yeah? When you were dating them?

605
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's the worst.

606
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 3: How'd you do it? Was it like firing someone from

607
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 3: a job. I don't know.

608
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 6: I just I'm sorry, I don't know, I don't know.

609
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 3: I love you, I know, I don't know.

610
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 6: It's like the worst way you could possibly break up

611
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 6: with somebody, confuse the hell out of them.

612
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: Wait, I heard that you went to Arts Magnet in Dallas. Yeah, okay,

613
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: I'm from Dallas. Oh, no one ever reps our city

614
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: at all. So thank you very much, thank you for

615
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: being from Are you from Dallas proper?

616
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 6: Or are you from I grew up in grape Vine

617
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 6: and then I went to Hey wait wait, I went

618
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 6: to high school though in Dallas. I'm not.

619
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 3: That's very judging. No cut out, No, I was not.

620
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 3: I would never cut you off. You're from Dallas, this

621
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 3: is great?

622
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,719
Speaker 1: No, wow, Okay, so rape Vine everybody has Grapevine Mills,

623
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: which is a very big outlet mall, and that's that's

624
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: a big fucking deal.

625
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 6: Now in Dallas, it's different than that, much different.

626
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: Mine is north of the city and different from Dallas. However,

627
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: she went to Arts Magnet, which is the same school

628
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: that like Eric Abadou went to. So they just produced icons,

629
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: that's all they do.

630
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 3: That's so cool. Did you like Arts Magnet you loved it? Yeah?

631
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

632
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 6: Arts schools are so fun. It's all the weirdos come

633
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 6: together and make art.

634
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 4: Oh I love that, did you I try to pierce

635
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 4: my nose. When I was sixteen, same energy, same saying.

636
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 4: I went to Catholic high school. It's all like, you

637
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 4: know what I mean? And I would get fingered a

638
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 4: lot because Jesus, you know, I.

639
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 3: Couldn't have sex.

640
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: I dated a girl that went to Arts Magnet and uh,

641
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: did you graduate ninety seven?

642
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 3: Yes? Do you know? Do I know her? Uh?

643
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 6: Tell me about stix?

644
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 3: What's it?

645
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: Went on for about a week, week and a half

646
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: and that was basically it. But all that to say,

647
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: Arts Magnet is a great school, and it's so cool

648
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: that you went there. And by the way, did you

649
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: go to you and t too? You went to the university? Okay,

650
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: the University of North Texas. Were you in the one

651
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: o'clock band or what?

652
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 6: No? I was in the four o'clock band?

653
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 3: What has happened there? Did you? Guys? People can be

654
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 3: from the same town. Guys.

655
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: Everybody's like getting quiet, buttholes are tightening, all right, listen.

656
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: I just love that you got up on it. You

657
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 3: really meant it. I meant it. He was like Joe

658
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 3: Clark and what's that movie? Thank You?

659
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: When people talk about Texas New York, it's to like

660
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: fucking talk about New York against Texas.

661
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 3: No, I like to learn about different countries.

662
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 4: You're for church fucking Texas. You're about it for countries. Okay,

663
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 4: I love no country for all men.

664
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: You ever go back to Texas, I have to know

665
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: if you ever go back to Texas.

666
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 6: I don't have family there, so they got out. It's

667
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 6: it was. It was always just my mom anyway, and

668
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 6: she's up in New York now, so oh nice, I

669
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 6: need to get back there.

670
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh I love that.

671
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in New Yorker now, though you pay New

672
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 4: York taxes exactly. It's given cool Brooklyn.

673
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 6: I didn't say I was going to live there, but

674
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 6: but to often.

675
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the outskirts. That's cute.

676
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 6: Yeah. Man, I've got a lot of friends from high

677
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 6: school and college that i'd like to go spend time with.

678
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 3: Oh you still like you still like your college friends?

679
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 3: A couple?

680
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 4: It's nice.

681
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 3: No, there's a lot.

682
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 6: I mean, you don't have any you know.

683
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 4: It's it's a it's a circle. It's the peripheral circle

684
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 4: of crazy.

685
00:32:59,320 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 6: You know.

686
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 3: I feel like some people.

687
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 4: I don't understand being the cool person in high school

688
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 4: or college.

689
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 3: I barely could finish Friday Night Lights. I heard it's great, so.

690
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 4: I don't and they still like relive those moments and

691
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 4: there's still like that person to still want to hold

692
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 4: on to that, and I'm I want to get out,

693
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 4: I want to see things, I want to meet people,

694
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 4: I want to taste different things, and so, yeah, we

695
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 4: kind of grew apart and I do miss them, But

696
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 4: I think maybe I just missed like nineteen ninety five

697
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 4: to two thousand and five more because that's when hip

698
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 4: hop was really doing it.

699
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 6: Saying I get it, it's true.

700
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

701
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 4: But did you ever I'm the stage mishaps, like, have

702
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 4: you ever had.

703
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 3: To really use the bathroom in the middle of a show?

704
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 6: Yes? Number one right now?

705
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 4: But okay, number two.

706
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 6: No, I mean not a number two, thank god, let's

707
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 6: hope that doesn't happen. But number one. Well, I did

708
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 6: have pretty bad food poisoning once and if I was

709
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 6: going to barf on everybody, oh.

710
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 3: My god, but I didn't, thank thank God.

711
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 4: A true soldier, true.

712
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 6: Singing your bar feet.

713
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a missap where you've like forgotten

714
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: a lyric in the middle performance and you just.

715
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 6: End up kind of making one up. Oh nice.

716
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 3: This person could not believe that.

717
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you have to just sing gibberish otherwise, yeah

718
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 6: it's jazz man, it's not good. Yeahs, yeah it's an original.

719
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 6: Or if they do know, then they're like, that's so funny.

720
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 6: I don't know, it's not that many.

721
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 4: I love that though. What is your routine before you

722
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 4: have to do a big ass show?

723
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 6: I warm up and I have like a tiny little

724
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 6: shot of whiskey, not too much because you get bad.

725
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 6: It's bad. Yeah.

726
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 4: I feel like, not just America, but the world is

727
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 4: such a shit show right now. War, poverty, imperialism, colonialism, misogyny, transphobia, homophobia,

728
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 4: and forgot gentrification. Thank you so much.

729
00:34:59,719 --> 00:34:59,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

730
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 4: The more I talk to people of all different just

731
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 4: all different generations, They're like, we're always gonna have to

732
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 4: go through something. Just get through it.

733
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 3: How do you?

734
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 4: I mean, not only stay positive, but like, why is

735
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 4: music and the arts important?

736
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 6: Sometimes I wonder if it is, because you know, I

737
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 6: feel so small, like I'm not doing anything important sometimes,

738
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 6: But then I listen to music and it makes me

739
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 6: feel better other people's music, So I'm like, all right, well,

740
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 6: if it feels good to me, then maybe and also

741
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 6: making it feels really good. Yeah, but sometimes I you know,

742
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 6: I feel tiny. But it is important. I do think

743
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 6: it's important.

744
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 3: It's important.

745
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 6: But I feel small, you know what, a.

746
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 4: Humble little nugget, because you are so You're just so amazing.

747
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 4: You're such a force, and so for you to say

748
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 4: I feel small.

749
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 3: Well, you know.

750
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 6: I mean, you know, don't you Sometimes when you're reading

751
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 6: the news and you're like, oh shit, I don't know

752
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 6: what I'm gonna do.

753
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 4: What I am about it? Well, that's the thing too, right, Yeah,

754
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 4: Like I don't know why there's money for game shows

755
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 4: but there's no clean water in Flint, Michigan. I'm like,

756
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,479
Speaker 4: what the fuck are we doing?

757
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 6: You've got to change that, You've got to show what

758
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 6: are you going to do?

759
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 4: I know I could barely find a clean au pair underwear,

760
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 4: turned it inside out and everything. So we get questions

761
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 4: from the audience.

762
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: We get questions from the audience, and we answer them

763
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: yes as best we can.

764
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 4: Then and we clean our underwear.

765
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,720
Speaker 3: We're going to need your advice on these questions, that's right, honey.

766
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: Okay, So is it not adult or weird not to

767
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: tell your husband when you look at porn Hub.

768
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 3: Oh wait, what.

769
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 6: Is it not? Adults?

770
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: Is it not grown up or mature to keep it

771
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 1: a secret from your spouse that you're looking at porn hub.

772
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 6: I don't think it's not mature. I think it's just

773
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 6: it's probably nicer if you tell them. He'd probably be

774
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 6: kind of into it, don't.

775
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 4: You think, Yeah, sure.

776
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 6: Maybe do it with you.

777
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I've heard that there's rumors that

778
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: are on the website pornhub. Porn hub isn't porn hub

779
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: a hub of porn that there is a share choice,

780
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: like you can share a share option, so you know

781
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: I want to share that.

782
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 4: I mean, king, just like I don't even know who

783
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 4: you are.

784
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 1: I'm just a guy who knows this about porn hubb

785
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,240
Speaker 1: you from experience, just from anecdotal evidence.

786
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, there's two parts to it, right,

787
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 4: So it sounds like there's a bit of maybe shame involved,

788
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 4: And there shouldn't be any shame with pleasing yourself in

789
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 4: a safe way, So like you can just have your

790
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 4: me time and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

791
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 4: But if you want to do something with your booboo,

792
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 4: you could just say, you know what, I like The first.

793
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 3: Ten seconds of this in the last twenty seconds of that.

794
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 3: So here, so why I've heard don How you feel

795
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 3: about that? How you feel? I agree? I think I

796
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 3: think that you. I mean, I'm going to get out everybody.

797
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 3: Could they go home and get a porn of account

798
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 3: and share a.

799
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 4: Share shared No, a shared porn account is like, like,

800
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 4: how cheap are you?

801
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 3: Okay?

802
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 4: Next question, this is a two parter. How do ideas

803
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 4: come to you? How do you channel the energy to

804
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 4: turn an idea into work?

805
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 3: Nora?

806
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, please, I don't know. You just hope that you're

807
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 6: conscious when they come to you?

808
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,720
Speaker 3: How did they come to you this time around?

809
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 6: They come to me when I have silence, which is

810
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 6: in the bathtub, yes, cool, in the car by myself,

811
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 6: or meditating, or like falling asleep, and that is it.

812
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 6: There's no other silent times. Do you meditate your I try,

813
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 6: I don't. I don't always succeed.

814
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I meditate before Ben meditate ye with like

815
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,720
Speaker 4: two and a half to three and a half glasses

816
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,760
Speaker 4: of rose on ice and a little bit of it edible,

817
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 4: not too much, just a little bit, just to keep

818
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 4: the dreams nice.

819
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: When do ideas come to you? The Michelle, when do

820
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: your like joke ideas?

821
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.

822
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 4: It feels like I never sleep like I will wake

823
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 4: up with an idea. I have an idea, like while

824
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 4: you guys are saying something like yeah, I just it

825
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 4: doesn't Yeah, I mean, and also I think with ideas

826
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 4: every dinner party I've been to everyone's God, yeah, and

827
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 4: I'm so happy for you.

828
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 3: But do something with it, you know, I.

829
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 4: Always say, don't tell yourself no before someone else tells

830
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 4: you no. Your idea could be ship, but at least

831
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 4: it's finished, and that's better than any fucking thing else.

832
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Just fucking do it. Just

833
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 3: get it done.

834
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, but don't send it to me.

835
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 3: Okay, I won't. I won't do Did you want to

836
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 3: answer the question or can I go? I love it?

837
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 3: Please go ahead? Okay, great? Thanks? My second, my second

838
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 3: that emotion, favorite guilty pleasure.

839
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: Oh pleasure shouldn't be guilty that part, that part, baby,

840
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: so go on pouring up all you want.

841
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 3: No, no, we're not saying that, we're not sponsored. Now

842
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 3: there's an idea, all right, Nora? What is your favorite

843
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 3: guilty pleasure?

844
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 6: What do you what do you like to I always

845
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 6: have a hard time with this one. Yeah, because then

846
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 6: I feel like bad saying it's guilty. Yeah, like I'm

847
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 6: insulting it.

848
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

849
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 4: I think it's going to target and buying shit I

850
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 4: don't want. I don't know if it's a guilty pleasure

851
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 4: or toxic trait.

852
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 6: I do plenty of that online, just like karting stuff

853
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 6: and then not buying it.

854
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 4: Yes, but I hate when I go back and it's

855
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 4: not there anymore.

856
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 3: Just leave it there. I want to see it again.

857
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 4: You have to make an account, don't, but don't email me.

858
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 4: I forgot something. I didn't forget I left it there.

859
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 4: I want to go back when I'm ready.

860
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 3: The fuck. I don't have to see that I forgot it.

861
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 4: I know where it is.

862
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: I have the weirdest I have. I guess I have one.

863
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: I have one guilty pleasure, and I'll share it with

864
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: I've never done. This is about Is this a safe space?

865
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 3: I feel like can I share? Okay?

866
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: Well, the conductors on trains in New York have to,

867
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: like they go to that certain spot where it's like

868
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: this zebra stripe thing, and I will sometimes high five them.

869
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 3: They put their fingers out nice. That's a that's like

870
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 3: what that's really.

871
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 7: Nice, and they're like, what the fuck, Like, I'm going

872
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 7: to do it, skip away.

873
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 3: It's fun. You should do it. Oh my god.

874
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,479
Speaker 4: I I'm just let you know when you know someone.

875
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 3: But you keep learning things.

876
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 4: This one is for you. It's got your name on it. Norah,

877
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 4: how have you learned to let go of regret?

878
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 3: What the fuck.

879
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 6: Have any regrets?

880
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 3: Really?

881
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 6: I don't have that many.

882
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 3: God, you don't even get drunk to say something that

883
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 3: you shouldn't have said.

884
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 6: Oh that's different, that's just like being drunk.

885
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just drunk.

886
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 6: I'm like groundhog Day. I wake up every day a

887
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 6: new day. Yeah.

888
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 3: I like that. Yeah, yeah, sorry when I was drunk. Yeah, okay, sorry.

889
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Speaker 1: What do you do when you promised yourself that you

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Speaker 1: were going to enjoy the single life after a breakup

891
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: but end up finding someone you're very into?

892
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Speaker 4: Oh and there sounds like you're a serial monog Also,

893
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 4: finding someone you like shouldn't be your guilty pleasure. We

894
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Speaker 4: just talked about that, right, So, like, if you're into it,

895
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Speaker 4: enjoy yourself. But are you into it because you're really

896
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Speaker 4: into it or you into it because you don't want

897
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Speaker 4: to be alone? Learn how to date? Yourself close that

898
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Speaker 4: I married a serial monogamous and I was like, why, wow, wait,

899
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 4: wait a minute, now, what are we doing?

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Speaker 3: That's hard? That is really hard.

901
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Speaker 1: I mean, enjoy the person because I'm sure they don't

902
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Speaker 1: know that much like they don't know that you're feeling.

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Speaker 4: Some probably serial monogamists tend to share a lot, you know, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Who wrote this question?

905
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Speaker 4: Just kidding.

906
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Speaker 1: I'm sure they feel like you're the best thing that

907
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Speaker 1: ever happened to them. So it's like, you know, you

908
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: never know when things are going to happen. There's no

909
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: good good time for anything, you know, and so you

910
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: just gotta kind of like not put your head around

911
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 1: it so much and maybe just more put your arms

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Speaker 1: around it, you know.

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Speaker 6: Ooh, well, I also think I've been there, by the way,

914
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Speaker 6: But I think if you just be honest with them

915
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Speaker 6: and say, really, I need a little space to you know,

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Speaker 6: find myself for a minute, and can we keep in

917
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Speaker 6: touch and talk soon and if it's meant to be,

918
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Speaker 6: I mean, go off to wherever you want to go

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Speaker 6: for like a month and come back and maybe he'll

920
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 6: stop be into you. I assume you're a woman, you have.

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Speaker 1: A obviously you have a great voice, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like someone with your voice said that to someone, they'd

923
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Speaker 1: be like, okay, but you.

924
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Speaker 6: Know you strongly disagree.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, wow, Nora Jones said that to me,

926
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Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, I'm out.

927
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Speaker 3: Of here, you know, I get on my Harley and go,

928
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Speaker 3: yeah I would.

929
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Speaker 6: I mean, I give you the worst advice, yes.

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Speaker 3: But well told, it's so good. That's all that matter.

931
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Speaker 3: That's what politicians do.

932
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, advice for someone who wants to become a

933
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Speaker 1: parent soon but is an artist who is not struggling

934
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Speaker 1: but is still trying to find a landing place in

935
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Speaker 1: their career slash entertainment industry. Same stitch for my partner.

936
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Speaker 1: So basically, they're doing okay as an artist or entertainer.

937
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Speaker 1: All right, we get it. You're fucking doing well, and

938
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Speaker 1: they're wondering whether or not a bambino would ruin all

939
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Speaker 1: of it.

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Speaker 4: And oh yeah, thank you for I was like, subtitles,

941
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Speaker 4: I have to translate what you.

942
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Speaker 1: Have to translate for like Brooklyn, liberal arts, educated people,

943
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Speaker 1: they like sniff eat around the cookie, like just fucking

944
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: get to it, you know what I'm saying. They're like,

945
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: baby or not should have get off the pot.

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Speaker 8: They're like, in this hour of my life, in this season,

947
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Speaker 8: who am I as I write this with Quill and

948
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Speaker 8: Ink in the Berkshires, fucking get to it? Time is

949
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 8: ticky talk short, I'm just channeling you at this point, but.

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Speaker 3: No, you're not. Come on.

951
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Speaker 4: You know what, this actually makes me really sad because

952
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 4: I've had this conversation with people before. When you're an

953
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 4: artist and you live your life, it only adds to

954
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Speaker 4: your creativity, you know, to say that you're on a

955
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 4: timeline or should I do something? I mean to me,

956
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 4: it's just still giving an unrealistic, patriarchal standard of bullshit.

957
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 4: We don't have to look a certain way, we don't

958
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 4: have to be a certain age to have made it.

959
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 4: Our partner doesn't have to look like X, Y and Z.

960
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 4: And anytime you feel like you want to have a

961
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Speaker 4: kid or a dog or a pet, turtle, whatever the

962
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 4: fuck it is, we've gotten that question before you fucking

963
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 4: do it, and you know it'll work out, like it'll

964
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 4: always work out, And so if you want to go

965
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Speaker 4: ahead and do it.

966
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Speaker 1: It's easy for us to say, but do make a

967
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Speaker 1: mess of your life, because you'll probably have more to

968
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Speaker 1: talk about as an artist.

969
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm just.

970
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 4: Saying, but don't have a kid because you want something

971
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Speaker 4: to talk about. I've had that conversation. A friend asked me,

972
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 4: should I have a kid, because it feels like all

973
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 4: the popular female comedians have kids, and that's why I

974
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Speaker 4: don't have no friends.

975
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Speaker 3: Nora, But what says? What say you say?

976
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Speaker 6: I liked your answer. I agree, Yeah, yeah, just do it.

977
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Speaker 6: I mean it's hard, it's not easy.

978
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 4: It's not did anyone say no, you have like a

979
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 4: tour coming up, you have an album coming up, like

980
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 4: maybe you should like postpone, like whatever birth plan you have.

981
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 3: No, You're like good, She's.

982
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 6: Like, I'm in a lucky position. I mean you're doing well.

983
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 6: I did really well before I had kids, so I

984
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 6: felt like, okay, yeah, and it was still hard and

985
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:08,760
Speaker 6: it still is hard.

986
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 3: Hard.

987
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 6: It's still hard balancing everything. It's impossible.

988
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 3: Like what what do you do to try to balance

989
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 3: it all?

990
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 6: I just try to make a schedule that makes sense. Yeah,

991
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 6: it never does.

992
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 3: Definitely never knows. The balance is that there is no balance.

993
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, you like, you'll never find it up, You'll never

994
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 6: find you take what you need.

995
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like like I have legit said I need

996
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 4: to go away for four hours and watch this whole

997
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:37,919
Speaker 4: season of Love is Blind. I'll be back. I'm gonna

998
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 4: order food on Uber Eats. It'll come up, y'all eat it.

999
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 4: You do this, I'm gonna do that. I just want

1000
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 4: to look at the screen and see what everyone's.

1001
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 3: Fucking talking about. There, you have it. That's balance, bitch. Okay.

1002
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 4: Last question, would you fly to Paris to meet up

1003
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 4: with the person you've dated for two months?

1004
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 2: Yes?

1005
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean what you guys? Life is short.

1006
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 4: We're not promised tomorrow. We're never gonna have all the

1007
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 4: money we fucking want. Make a fucking memory, live life.

1008
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 6: That's romantic, you know.

1009
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 3: What a flex? Yeah, god do it.

1010
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 4: But definitely get a hotel that's like eight stars or more.

1011
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 3: Because I.

1012
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 4: Went to Paris thought it was fancy. I was shitting

1013
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 4: in a hole. I said, what the fuck is this?

1014
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 4: I said, what the fuck is this? This is a

1015
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 4: hole in the ground. What in the slum dog millionaire

1016
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 4: are we doing? Sammy Schelle, my ass?

1017
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,280
Speaker 3: What the fuck? Anybody else want to ass on stage

1018
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 3: or no? I like, I liked your answer.

1019
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: I would only say, like, you know, be a little cautious,

1020
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: like eight weeks is not that long, and they're like,

1021
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: come to Paris, like it's the eighteen hundred's, you know,

1022
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: like relax, find.

1023
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 3: Out more, maybe a couple of questions.

1024
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 4: No, that's when you find it out on that trip.

1025
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. If I would have seen

1026
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 4: my husband open up a cereal box, I probably wouldn't

1027
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 4: have married him.

1028
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 3: Does he do it from the bottom fucking ill? He doesn't,

1029
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 3: like he's.

1030
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 4: Trying to find an answer. He's like, and I can

1031
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 4: never put it back. It's gone forever.

1032
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 3: No, I understand that. I get that now. I get

1033
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 3: that now.

1034
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 4: So we ask all our all our guests, Yes, what

1035
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 4: is the most adult thing you want to do for

1036
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 4: yourself that you haven't had time to do yet. It

1037
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 4: could be big or small. Like someone said, see a

1038
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 4: baseball game in Japan, I said, makes seladdressing.

1039
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:45,720
Speaker 3: It's very hard just for yourself. Yeah, for yourself, for yourself.

1040
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 6: I think I want to go watch five Hours of

1041
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 6: Love is Blind by myself. Now I think I owe

1042
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 6: it to myself.

1043
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 3: You do, honey, Yes, tell everybody about your tour.

1044
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 6: Oh me, yeah, I'm gonna go on tour.

1045
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 3: Thank you? Oh wow? I know, I know, I know,

1046
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 3: come on, I know. That was so cool. That was

1047
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 3: so cool. This is really fun. That's the cool ship

1048
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 3: about this show.

1049
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: That's the cool thing about creating something like this and

1050
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 1: like kicking with you doing that, connecting with people and

1051
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: then Naa fucking Jones shows up.

1052
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 4: Okay, here's a moral of the story, because I gotta go,

1053
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 4: because I gotta peek everyone if you can work with

1054
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 4: your friend, your talented friend and do something you love,

1055
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 4: because that is the dinner party that never stops giving.

1056
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 4: So thank you, Jordan, thank you for being a friend,

1057
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 4: traveling down the road and back again. Your heart is

1058
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 4: true and I gotta go. I gotta pee no do that.

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Speaker 3: Bye everyone, Bye, don't forget to No, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production. Our senior producer

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Speaker 3: is g Howley. Art Associate producer is Christina Chamberlain. This

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Speaker 3: episode was mixed by John Bradley. Our guest booker is

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Speaker 3: Patrick Cotner. Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton. Theme

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Speaker 3: song and live show DJing is by DJ Don Will.

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Speaker 3: Our live producer is Makala Konozovich. Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 3: Photography by heis vander Most.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hartstar and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: Mmmmm