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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject

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Speaker 1: married and celibate don't don't go together. But right now

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Speaker 1: it is a nephew here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got, nef what you got? Uh? You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm always creating some type of business, Shirley. This right

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Speaker 1: here is mobile baptismal poo Mobile baptism mapoo. I slide

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Speaker 1: by the in the morning, going on baptize. You're going

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Speaker 1: on the work and I'm going on to my next customer.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand what I'm saying, Mobile baptism mapool. Let's

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Speaker 1: hid it. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach the Mr Wilson.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? My name is brother spring water Man. Listen,

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Speaker 1: we uh we we we got paid to actually come

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Speaker 1: by and do some services to for for you by

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Speaker 1: some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call

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Speaker 1: and see about scheduling and see what you had available. Sir.

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Speaker 1: What y'all playing on Clenson Grad which I do? What

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Speaker 1: kind of services you have? Actually? Sir, You've got some

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Speaker 1: friends that have actually spent a great amount of money

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Speaker 1: on you, and what we do is um. We have

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Speaker 1: a Baptismal Own Wheels servant. And what we do is

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Speaker 1: we go and we um. We baptized people at their home.

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Speaker 1: And Baptismal Wheels has been it's a new um company,

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Speaker 1: but we've we've baptized over a thousand people. Now we

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Speaker 1: have a truck with it which actually has a baptismal

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Speaker 1: pool on the back of it, and we actually come

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Speaker 1: to your home and we will baptize you in your

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Speaker 1: driveway and and make you hold again. So we've hostess

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Speaker 1: brother Water brother again. I'm sorry, I Water Springwater. What

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Speaker 1: you want to come to my house and give me

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Speaker 1: a baptism in my front yard. We want to baptize

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Speaker 1: you right there in your drive where your friends are

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Speaker 1: paid for the services. And my friend, my friend will

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Speaker 1: pay for me to get baptized. I think baptized already.

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Speaker 1: Doc Well, from my understanding, sir that but then that

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Speaker 1: you've you've had some some bumps and bruises and and

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Speaker 1: and they seem to uh to believe that you need

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Speaker 1: to be Washington courage. I mean, that's all good, that's

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Speaker 1: all that, that's all it's all good. But I mean

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Speaker 1: things are I mean things that matter that it made. Man,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, Uh,

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Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean

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Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up

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Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house to say

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Speaker 1: you can a baptize me, that that doesn't make any

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Speaker 1: sense to me. Doc I mean succeeds sometimes when some

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Speaker 1: people are not able to go to the House of

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Speaker 1: the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a

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Speaker 1: lot more convenient for you, but we can actually need

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Speaker 1: no convenance. I don't need no convenience. What I need

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Speaker 1: convenience for you asking me to come to my house

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Speaker 1: on a Tuesday so that tised me in my drawway?

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Speaker 1: Does that make any sense that you broke the water?

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Speaker 1: I mean, come on, if you really sit back and

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Speaker 1: think about it, does that make any sense to you?

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Speaker 1: For first of all, so that that that that that's

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Speaker 1: brothers spring water. But what I'm trying to what I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to say, the water it is holy water, spring water.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't make no difference to me. You can't come

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Speaker 1: to my neighborhood and baptize me in front of my house.

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Speaker 1: So what is all that ain't boy, this is this

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Speaker 1: is what your friends are talking about that don't give

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Speaker 1: me there It wasn't. My prayers are telling you man

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Speaker 1: that anybody which which one of my friends gonna work

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Speaker 1: to me and you to come to my damn out.

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Speaker 1: So I'm I'm my and my if I don't do

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Speaker 1: let me that you don't even make any sense to me,

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Speaker 1: you understand. So I'm not I'm not at any liberty

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Speaker 1: to tell you who actually is uh between the liberty

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Speaker 1: because of my damn house that baptized me. But you

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Speaker 1: can't tell me who the hell gonna see you? But

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Speaker 1: you're not there. It won't try to make come you

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Speaker 1: don't even come on that that makes sense for you.

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Speaker 1: Come on, that doesn't make any no way in the world.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna allow you to come and bring your torment

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Speaker 1: in front of my house and baptize me. Then I'm

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Speaker 1: asking you ask as you you're supposed to be a pastor,

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Speaker 1: you supposed to be a battis, And I'm asking, Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's a friend of mine is sending you to you know,

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Speaker 1: letting you know I need be down. You'll tell you

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Speaker 1: out that liberty to all I want to know basically,

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Speaker 1: I've already been paid. I'm I'm coming in. I'm baptizing

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Speaker 1: men that time. I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday

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Speaker 1: in your driveway. Man, I tell you what did you

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Speaker 1: come to my house in front of my drive where?

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Speaker 1: You better bring the old congregation? You understand, you better

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Speaker 1: bring the sagons, the brothers, the sisters, and they are

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Speaker 1: my heads. You think I'm gonna got tired of this

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Speaker 1: is the problem. This is what your friends are talking about.

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Speaker 1: This is why you need to be baptized and cleansed

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Speaker 1: again and washed in the blood of the lambs. This

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Speaker 1: is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's what's

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Speaker 1: wrong with you. Mr Wilton. What's wrong with me? Now?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Is calling me and littlem my hope.

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Speaker 1: They're telling me I need to be back in front

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Speaker 1: of my house. If I need to be back half,

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Speaker 1: don't get some only water, I go down to the church.

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Speaker 1: I don't need you come in front of my house

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Speaker 1: making a circus. Were are you afraid of some white

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Speaker 1: sheets calling my baptister? From my understanding, from my understanding,

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Speaker 1: for my understanding, Mr Wilson, you missed two Sundays already

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Speaker 1: this month, sing this man. I can't go anyone and

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Speaker 1: get the one. I don't need you coming here because

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Speaker 1: you're telling I missed too damn Sunday. I don't missing it.

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Speaker 1: Two sir. All I know is I've been paid to

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Speaker 1: do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning at

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Speaker 1: seven o'clock and we will baptize you before you go

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Speaker 1: to work on two where you will I tell you

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Speaker 1: what you curning my seven o'clock and morning. I swear

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Speaker 1: on your lord, I'm gonna bust you. You understand me.

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Speaker 1: You would not cutting my house, turning me. You would

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Speaker 1: have battipe down. Don't give a damn who paid you?

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Speaker 1: You understand I was trying your awards, mander Stack, bringing

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Speaker 1: you your teachers, anybody else. We're gonn fool brought you that.

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Speaker 1: You understand. I'm right, all of this ain'ter, and all

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Speaker 1: of this that these problems you have within you, we

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Speaker 1: are going to burge your body and get it out

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Speaker 1: your system. I don't want your treas. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: tell you, I tell you what ruther sweating one that

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Speaker 1: was bringing water on it. You're gonna get those day morning.

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Speaker 1: I won't give a damn who pays you? Who called

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Speaker 1: you pling? You know I'm gonna I can it kill you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try, y'all side. I got one more thing

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Speaker 1: I want to say to you when you listening. I

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Speaker 1: gotta matter what I'm missing. You ain't got to say

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Speaker 1: to me. I gotta go. You understand you ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: wrong man. I want to say to you as you

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Speaker 1: listening to me, whatnot? This is nephew Tommy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your

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Speaker 1: boy Mason. Hello, man, let me check yourself. Let's sell

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Speaker 1: you something. Boy, y'all y'all was by bred so man,

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Speaker 1: I say, head man, I was about to act a

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Speaker 1: fool on y'all because y'all would have showed that by

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Speaker 1: crib you're staying me what y'all ain't got de letter

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Speaker 1: to do? Didn't sit around here and just with people

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Speaker 1: during their day. Man, I ain't never thought y'all could

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Speaker 1: give me with this he goes around. That's like middles

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Speaker 1: will baptized people with a poll on the back that.

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something. What is the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land? Man? You know it's the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey morning the show. Can I baptize anybody today? Anybody

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Speaker 1: want to be baptized? Stupid right in the driveway, Junior,

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Speaker 1: bring you out to the to the baptismal pool truck.

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Speaker 1: I dip you down, get you right, savor for you

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Speaker 1: go on in the morning. Can baptize the churches? There's

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Speaker 1: too much trouble. I guess this is the only goal.

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Speaker 1: Everybody came, everybody coming to church. Yeah, that was the letter.

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Speaker 1: You got to go out and get them. That's it, baby,

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Speaker 1: go out and get it. Stop by out, especially them

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Speaker 1: that they't make. Come on now, let me come on

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Speaker 1: by they and dip you down. Dip you down. You go,

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Speaker 1: go on in their chain clothes and get on the work.

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Speaker 1: Y'all don't know nobody, y'all. Y'all don't want to hi

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Speaker 1: me to dip nobody down. Now we're good. Y'all don't

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Speaker 1: want to be baptized. No friends, y'all ain't got no friend,

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Speaker 1: ain't made at the church in the last six months

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Speaker 1: eight months. Need to be saved again, rededicate their life.

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Speaker 1: Y'all don't know that we did ours in church, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so did our friends. Well, if you're in gladside, Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: You want me and some more to baptize you Saturday April.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna beat there. Baby. It's the Kesswick Theater. We

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Speaker 1: got two shows, one at seven and one at ten.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are on sale right now. In then April nineteen, Knoxville, Tennessee.

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Speaker 1: That's a Friday night at the Knoxville Civic Auditorium. Me

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Speaker 1: and the one and only Bruce Bruce will be in

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Speaker 1: the building. Tickets on sale at all taket Master, out

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Speaker 1: of list. I'm baptized all right, Thank you, nephew. Up

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Speaker 1: next it is a robbery letters subject married and celibate

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Speaker 1: who We'll get into it right after this