Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Donk. Who.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Donk. Maybe you don't remember even from
Speaker 2: the other night. Uh, you were in a bar. I'm
Speaker 2: the I'm the bartender there. I was serving you drinks.
Speaker 2: You might not maybe you were hammed. I don't know.
Speaker 2: But yeah, this is Donk. Paul Donkler is my name,
Speaker 2: but people call me Donk anyway. So I'm calling because
Speaker 2: you left a wallet here the other night. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: so DONK found it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who who found it? Donk? So you you
Speaker 1: mean you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I Donk found it. And so I'm calling you
Speaker 2: back because I'm sure you want your wallet. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: So bro, I got to talk to you about something though,
Speaker 2: and like, I hope you're sitting down or something like
Speaker 2: not at work, you know what I mean, Like, because
Speaker 2: this is like some shocking stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna work right now.
Speaker 2: Well, So DONK was going through your wallet like to
Speaker 2: like try to find out who you were, you know,
Speaker 2: so I can call you back or whatever.
Speaker 1: And then I noticed a picture in there of a chick.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what. Yeah, I like super hot chick.
Speaker 1: Her name is Michelle. Yeah, that's my girlfriend. How did
Speaker 1: you know her name?
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah that's your what my girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Bro? Like, donk? Sorry, what the are you talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like so I just gotta be honest with you because like, bro,
Speaker 2: code you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I had no idea, dude.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so like the other night, that chick that
Speaker 2: picture in your wallet, you know my girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, so she was my girlfriend for the evening
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean? Sorry, bro, what the
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I mean like she has a thing for bartenders, especially
Speaker 2: a donk if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: If you can't, buddy, Buddy, I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: trying to do right now if you're trying to with me.
Speaker 1: But I don't think this is funny.
Speaker 2: Well I can see that, dude, Like I'm sorry to
Speaker 2: break the news to you, like you left your wallet
Speaker 2: at the bar. I'm trying to call you back, and
Speaker 2: then I see a picture of a girl.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen to me, Listen to listen, stop a drawl
Speaker 1: or whatever the hell's going on your stone? You think
Speaker 1: this is funny, I'm joking with you, dude. I got you.
Speaker 1: I don't know her, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean I know her because like she was in
Speaker 2: there the other night with you, but like I just
Speaker 2: remember her name or whatever.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know it's all good. Bro, Still your girl?
Speaker 1: What what? What do I see my wallet back? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, dude, Like sometimes DONC just can't help a joke,
Speaker 2: you know, like the life of a bartender. So hey, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can get your wallet back to you, bro, So
Speaker 2: you can come down here, just like gonna cost you
Speaker 2: like two hundred.
Speaker 1: What do you mean what do you say, like bring
Speaker 1: to you a hundred bucks and it's yours. Bro. I
Speaker 1: pray that you are a joke right now, is it?
Speaker 1: Because I'll come down there and I will get my wallet.
Speaker 1: Yeah for two hundred bucks, dude. No, I'll come down
Speaker 1: there and I'll get my wallet one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and fifty bucks. Dude, hard bar You drive a
Speaker 2: hard bargain. But DONK can go as low as one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty that's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh DONC. This's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna come down
Speaker 1: there and if you do have my wallet, if my
Speaker 1: wallet is in that facility, you are going to give
Speaker 1: it to me. I don't even give it about the wallet. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there and i'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take your face, okay, and I'm gonna let you really
Speaker 1: understand your own bar. Can you understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Sort of confused, I'm gonna kick that talk. Does that
Speaker 1: make any sense to you? So, so my advice to you,
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna come down there right now, don't be there.
Speaker 1: Leave the wallet with someone else because if I see
Speaker 1: you when I get there, there's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1: Like what kind of problem with dude? I'm still confused.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna you and I will take my.
Speaker 2: Wallet, Okay, yeah, all right till we got it now, bro.
Speaker 2: Then I'll just let you know this is actually Jubil
Speaker 2: from The Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
Speaker 2: and your girl friend.
Speaker 1: Michelle set you up. It's a joke. She said. She
Speaker 1: stopped you got your your wallet on the way home yesterday. Michelle,
Speaker 1: I am painting back and forth. Oh my god, wake
Speaker 1: up every morning with Jebile phone pranks.