1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, 2 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: it's Donk. Who. 3 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:18,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Donk. Maybe you don't remember even from 4 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,280 Speaker 2: the other night. Uh, you were in a bar. I'm 5 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 2: the I'm the bartender there. I was serving you drinks. 6 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,600 Speaker 2: You might not maybe you were hammed. I don't know. 7 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 2: But yeah, this is Donk. Paul Donkler is my name, 8 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 2: but people call me Donk anyway. So I'm calling because 9 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,160 Speaker 2: you left a wallet here the other night. Yeah yeah, 10 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 2: so DONK found it. 11 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who who found it? Donk? So you you 12 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: mean you? Yeah? 13 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, I Donk found it. And so I'm calling you 14 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 2: back because I'm sure you want your wallet. Yeah yeah, yeah, 15 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 2: So bro, I got to talk to you about something though, 16 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 2: and like, I hope you're sitting down or something like 17 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 2: not at work, you know what I mean, Like, because 18 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 2: this is like some shocking stuff. 19 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna work right now. 20 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 2: Well, So DONK was going through your wallet like to 21 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 2: like try to find out who you were, you know, 22 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,479 Speaker 2: so I can call you back or whatever. 23 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: And then I noticed a picture in there of a chick. 24 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,839 Speaker 1: I don't understand what. Yeah, I like super hot chick. 25 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 1: Her name is Michelle. Yeah, that's my girlfriend. How did 26 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: you know her name? 27 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah that's your what my girlfriend? 28 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: Bro? Like, donk? Sorry, what the are you talking about? Yeah? 29 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,959 Speaker 2: Like so I just gotta be honest with you because like, bro, 30 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 2: code you know what I mean? 31 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: Like I had no idea, dude. 32 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 2: But yeah, so like the other night, that chick that 33 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 2: picture in your wallet, you know my girlfriend? 34 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, so she was my girlfriend for the evening 35 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: if you know what I mean? Sorry, bro, what the 36 00:01:59,080 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: are you talking about? 37 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 2: I mean like she has a thing for bartenders, especially 38 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 2: a donk if you know what I mean. 39 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: If you can't, buddy, Buddy, I don't know what you're 40 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: trying to do right now if you're trying to with me. 41 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 1: But I don't think this is funny. 42 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 2: Well I can see that, dude, Like I'm sorry to 43 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 2: break the news to you, like you left your wallet 44 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 2: at the bar. I'm trying to call you back, and 45 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 2: then I see a picture of a girl. 46 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 1: Listen, listen to me, Listen to listen, stop a drawl 47 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: or whatever the hell's going on your stone? You think 48 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 1: this is funny, I'm joking with you, dude. I got you. 49 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 1: I don't know her, dude. 50 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 2: I mean I know her because like she was in 51 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 2: there the other night with you, but like I just 52 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 2: remember her name or whatever. 53 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: But yeah, I know it's all good. Bro, Still your girl? 54 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: What what? What do I see my wallet back? Okay? 55 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, dude, Like sometimes DONC just can't help a joke, 56 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 2: you know, like the life of a bartender. So hey, yeah, 57 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 2: I can get your wallet back to you, bro, So 58 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,359 Speaker 2: you can come down here, just like gonna cost you 59 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 2: like two hundred. 60 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,959 Speaker 1: What do you mean what do you say, like bring 61 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 1: to you a hundred bucks and it's yours. Bro. I 62 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: pray that you are a joke right now, is it? 63 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: Because I'll come down there and I will get my wallet. 64 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: Yeah for two hundred bucks, dude. No, I'll come down 65 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 1: there and I'll get my wallet one. 66 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 2: Hundred and fifty bucks. Dude, hard bar You drive a 67 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 2: hard bargain. But DONK can go as low as one 68 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 2: hundred and fifty that's fine. 69 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,239 Speaker 1: Oh DONC. This's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna come down 70 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: there and if you do have my wallet, if my 71 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 1: wallet is in that facility, you are going to give 72 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: it to me. I don't even give it about the wallet. Actually, 73 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there and i'm gonna I'm gonna 74 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: take your face, okay, and I'm gonna let you really 75 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: understand your own bar. Can you understand what I'm saying? 76 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: Sort of confused, I'm gonna kick that talk. Does that 77 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: make any sense to you? So, so my advice to you, 78 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: because I'm gonna come down there right now, don't be there. 79 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: Leave the wallet with someone else because if I see 80 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: you when I get there, there's gonna be a problem. 81 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: Like what kind of problem with dude? I'm still confused. 82 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna you and I will take my. 83 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 2: Wallet, Okay, yeah, all right till we got it now, bro. 84 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 2: Then I'll just let you know this is actually Jubil 85 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 2: from The Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you 86 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 2: and your girl friend. 87 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: Michelle set you up. It's a joke. She said. She 88 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 1: stopped you got your your wallet on the way home yesterday. Michelle, 89 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: I am painting back and forth. Oh my god, wake 90 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,040 Speaker 1: up every morning with Jebile phone pranks.