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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy This. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin. Yes, I personally read all

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Speaker 1: Let's meet our Alchemys, shall we? In no particular order

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Speaker 1: to say hello to Chris Alvarado Junior Bacon Cree. I

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Speaker 1: That's my better half, Jamie. You did what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: thanks for being with us again. What might your one superpower? Bay?

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Speaker 1: were sent in by Tony M. Rodriguez, who wrote, Hey Alchemist,

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Speaker 1: y'all do a great job and help me get through long,

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Speaker 1: my gosh, Jessica, yeah, thank you. Three. Okay, okay, I

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Speaker 1: all right. Next up in America's favorite dance off. It's

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Speaker 1: let's watch. Our score combined was forty three point two.

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Speaker 1: Cake topper. Cake Topper's cap topper. How do they do

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Speaker 1: our clothes? And how do they knowing our tag ballet, ballet, ballet, guys,

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Speaker 1: been raised, what does that feel like? I mean, it

415
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 1: feels like it's a small sample six people, like the

416
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 1: odds that they're too mixed in a group of So

417
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: that's what you felt when you raised your hand. Yeah,

418
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I thought. I mean, do you do

419
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: this with bigger groups and John's rights? Great, because here's

420
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 1: how you should have felt. You should have felt very alone,

421
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: very very alone, like no one loves you alone, like

422
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 1: no one loves you alone, like you have no one

423
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: else in this world alone. Should have felt like that.

424
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: That's right. This seems counterproductive. What's this doctor Tim's name? Dr? Tim?

425
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: But what's the other one that looks like his name?

426
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: Don't you ask me? Just look at me. I can't ask.

427
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: I know his name. I read his book. Harry Harry,

428
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: Dr Harry. He looks like a doctor Tim. He looks

429
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: like Dr. You were all in, uh in, you will

430
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 1: have something that not everybody has, and that's another person, right, well,

431
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: you have another person defensive. Let me get this straight.

432
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: Years ago in Malibu, California, parent twins were born. One

433
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: of them, one of them was given up for adoption,

434
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: you know, the other was raised by his birth parents.

435
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: Both of them became world famous therapist specializing in identical twins,

436
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:33,640
Speaker 1: and we've both written books for the record. Book You're

437
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 1: Not Me was the name of the book. You have

438
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: a more negative take your sad. Yeah. I just did

439
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: a quick Google search and it turns out that if

440
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: there's a sperm donor and an egg donor and it's

441
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: the same one, you guys are technically like twins. But

442
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Why do I have to

443
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: be don't know each other and one was adopted? It's

444
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: probably that your parents donated eggs and sperm to make money. No,

445
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: that's a weird conclusion and it must be. No, it

446
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: just means that when they were born, the parents were like,

447
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: we like this one that one can go. Parents are

448
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: like our parents. Nick, Nick, you're projecting just a little.

449
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: I just feel like the only answer I think enough

450
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: with the words I brought a bag. Couldn't want you

451
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: the same Thingamon say a weird You each have a choice.

452
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: You can pull out a knife seven and okay, cinnamon

453
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: stay you can or you can choose a duster knife,

454
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: a little feather duster. I'll take the duster. I'll take

455
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: the duster the bag and take what you wa get

456
00:29:51,040 --> 00:30:02,479
Speaker 1: more fun for me. Hap that's a sharp duster. All right,

457
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: Let me have a bandage somewhere. Hold on, okay, so

458
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: now look around, look around. What are you holding a knife?

459
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:12,719
Speaker 1: A duster holding my hand, my bleeding hand in there yet,

460
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure I want to What are you

461
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,719
Speaker 1: waiting for? Nick? Well, my brother just stabbed his hand

462
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: with a duster. How he feels is none of your business.

463
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: You know, every injury sustains makes them less identical. In

464
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: just a minute, Ginger and I are just going to

465
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: be sisters. Please, everybody get between me and cent and

466
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: then right now, I think your bodies between me and

467
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: time for you to come close to But I picked

468
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: the duster. That's right, really close. Stare at each other. Now,

469
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: go ahead and use the instruments that you've chosen. What

470
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: are you saying? Just caress the person in front of you.

471
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm caressing. It's not stop. Make an incision on Nick's

472
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: hand so it has a similar scar. Give me, give

473
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: me a utility knife. Thank too much. Good, it's a

474
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: good thing. You're so ticklish. Don't do it, Mick. Don't

475
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: do it. Mick, don't do it. Don't do what, don't

476
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: do anything. Just calm down. I am calm you're bleeding.

477
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: Put pressure on that. I am putting pressure on it.

478
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: You're putting pressure on me the night and isn't that

479
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: isn't that what's really happening here? I can't breathe. She

480
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: got my long. I'm pretty sure she got my long

481
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,719
Speaker 1: this time you were tickling me. There's too much pressure

482
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: on you. Make nick, there's too much pressure on you.

483
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: I think he's mistaking us for each other. I am nick,

484
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: I am Mick. We know that you're nick because you

485
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: haven't been nicked by a knife. Oh my god, I'm

486
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: gonna call I am going to cut Dr Tim. Look

487
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: at Ginger. Here, Ginger is barely hanging on to her life.

488
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: He's fine, he's a fighter. You got too lungs. Use

489
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: the other one. I've always loved. I love you too.

490
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: You have a choice here. You can save her right now?

491
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: How a doctor? I am Dr Harry. Well then, oh

492
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: so it's your choice. We can let her die and

493
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: you can be you the one and only, or you

494
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: can keep her alive, keep alive. I don't want to murder.

495
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: Let me die, Let me used to keep her alive

496
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: or suffer. Not necessarily. You don't want to be a philanthropist.

497
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,479
Speaker 1: So if I went to jail for murder, I wouldn't

498
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: be able to do all the good stuff I do

499
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: for things. Looking after others. Still, yeah, I like that.

500
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: I think Ginger has her own choice to make. Ginger,

501
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: do you want to die? Let me make this fun? Okay,

502
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: I'll live. Strong choice. Not everyone makes that choice. Abandage.

503
00:32:54,360 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: You appears a bandage because your injuries were life threatening,

504
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: but they might become. So you two stare at each other.

505
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: You've both chosen the knives. I needed to caress each

506
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: other with those knives. Why was that duster so sharp?

507
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, Mick, I'm gonna retract my blade. What

508
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: happens if you? What happened if you too? Kiss? Kiss?

509
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: Let's see what that Jesus Christ. We haven't done it

510
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: since high school. Yeah, it's just like learning to kiss

511
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: on a mirror, but better. It's time to go back,

512
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: all right, am I? Right? It felt pretty good? Right about? What?

513
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: Of course it did? It's a kiss. Kisses feel great.

514
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: Kisses do feel great? Now? Kiss his hand? Why cut himself? Well,

515
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: of course I was that. I just didn't know if

516
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: it was an appropriate But kisses make everything not true.

517
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: You know what, my hand does feel better? Your booboo

518
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: feels better covered in blood? Okay, now and now, Sinnamon,

519
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to choose to kiss other Mick

520
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: or Nick? What where you? Dr Harry? Yes, what's going on? Healing?

521
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 1: While I have the knife, I'd like to just take

522
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: things into my own hands for a second. Please do

523
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? Dr Tim? You and

524
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: Dr Harry are twins, and we're like not talking about it,

525
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: and yet you're staging a blood porn. I don't know.

526
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: Here's the thing encouraging. Doctor Harry has another book. It's

527
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: called blood Porn. I read it, Ginger. It is effective.

528
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: I think it's effective. You know, I have to admit

529
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: that I'm not a reader, and Ginger, you're not worthless.

530
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: Let's take a step back and ask this question. Mick

531
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 1: and Nick. I'm Nick, Nick, Yes, and Nick. If you

532
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 1: two could change one thing about your brother about him,

533
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: what would it be. Let's start with Nick. His face.

534
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 1: I would make his face look like someone else's face. Mick,

535
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: I would make his body look like somebody's body. Nobody

536
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 1: ever mistakes her body for each other, Mick, sometimes they do.

537
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 1: And sometimes somebody sees me from the back at the club.

538
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: At the club, they'll pat me on the bat on

539
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: the butt, thinking that you're thinking that it was Nick

540
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: and I'm not Wait, who patted you on the button?

541
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: Nobody's ever petting me on the butt? Big ted Well,

542
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: Petting on the butt is chapter ten of Dr Harry's

543
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: book Blood Porn. Yep, yeah, the history of Blood as

544
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: Porn is the petal of the book. Here's what I'm saying.

545
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: We need to go deep, and we need to get

546
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: there now. I mean, Ginger, almost died, twins are kissing,

547
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: you discovered your identical long lost it. How much deeper

548
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: is this going to go to? As deep as I

549
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: need to go? Cinnamon deep? As deep as you know

550
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: what I mean? Deep? Cinnamon Ginger? Have you ever wondered

551
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: why your parents gave you those ridiculous names? And I

552
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: always just thought they liked to cook? Yeah, spices, yes

553
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: they are, and they're like baking spices. They like to bake. Well,

554
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:15,479
Speaker 1: I'm so fat, you're not you think? I also heard

555
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: earlier when you said I wasn't worthless. I didn't get

556
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: a chance to respond, but I just want to say

557
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: I heard you. Thank you, Okay, thank you, I love you.

558
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: I love give me a mcnick. Look how much better

559
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: things are going for these two. I just want you

560
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: to know you're not me Oh my god, you're not me,

561
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: said thank you. I'm sorry. I've shot and stabbed you

562
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: in the past. I've been trying to get a reaction.

563
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: I guess because you're so nice and I'm not nice.

564
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: We're not identical because I'm not nice, and that's okay.

565
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm okay with having a not nice sister. But just

566
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: don't poison me. Okay, getting blurry, I feel light headed.

567
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: Dr Harry, could you please bambage up his hand, not yet,

568
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: stay with it, be present, Mick, Mick, stay with us

569
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 1: if it's if he wants to go, that's his choice.

570
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 1: This is a survivable injury. Just kill me. Nick is

571
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: the reason you haven't made an effort to patch up

572
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: your brother. Let's talk about that. Okay, I'll do it.

573
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: I'll do it. Can I have that first aig? Because

574
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: I've got two doctors in the room and I'm an accountant.

575
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know I had to step up to the plate. Okay.

576
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: I want to do the math on how long it's

577
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: going to take for him to die. Use your sock,

578
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: take your sock off. Okay, okay, I'll take my sock off.

579
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: It's not the cleanest thing about ugly feet. They're not

580
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: that ugly. It's just a toenail. Is that a sixth toe?

581
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: It's not a sixth toe. It's a curly toenail. All right,

582
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: I'll just tie us really tight on his hand, the

583
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: same curly. But you could have clipped yours. You just

584
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: copied me. I love my brother. Who did you hear that?

585
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: I heard it? Ladies and gentlemen, Bye bye? Where is

586
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: he just walking away? And then he walked out the door.

587
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: Aren't you going to chase your brother? I'm not going to.

588
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: He came into my life as he did yours, and

589
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: it was magic and it'll come back. Was that just

590
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 1: like a hologram? Were you? That was just a hologram?

591
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,919
Speaker 1: Damn it? Dr Team's pretty brilliant. That was a good one.

592
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: And then you enjoyed two of my books. Oh that

593
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: was my hologram? Brother? Oh? Whoa? We just went to

594
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: a new place, didn't we? Really? Have you been writing

595
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: books as a twin that you're not? It's called a

596
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: non plume, and yes I have. I've never heard of that.

597
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 1: You haven't heard of? No, I don't. I'm not entirely sure, Mick.

598
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: I made that with Big Ted in the larger room, Mick,

599
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: what I made that with boyfriend? Why that? Did he

600
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: know it was you? Or did he think it was

601
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 1: met care? He just spel good. I'm gonna take that

602
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: suck back. No, no, you don't take it back. He's

603
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 1: just starting to get a little more color in his cheeks.

604
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: Let's let's keep the blood from flowing. And mc nicol

605
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: and while you're feeling vulnerable, let's say, other than his body,

606
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 1: what is the one thing you'd like to change about

607
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 1: your brother? This is the hologram coming back. Just feels

608
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: like we've wrapped a session up a little bit ago,

609
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: Like now we're going down the city with that door

610
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: just you know what I mean. So it's like, I

611
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: don't know, I suppose we were we had a thing.

612
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: Dr Tim's hologram is Dr Tim's interacting with the How

613
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: many times if I tell you not? Oh man, blood bood?

614
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: All right, let's get back to my get back to

615
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: my moor. I think your holograms come sentient, Dr Tim.

616
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: I think you should mind your owning. Okay, okay, okay, okay,

617
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: all right, Mick, I was asking you a question, which

618
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: is the one thing, mother than his body you'd like

619
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: to change about your brother neck. I guess the fact

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Speaker 1: little guy. That's funny. The hologram's leg, it's just a leg.

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Speaker 1: before I bring my brother back, we're going to take

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Speaker 1: it is. How does that happen? It's jerking? Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: Said kill me right? You're okay, Harry, Harry, you're okay?

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Speaker 1: that's right. And that's the place we needed to get

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Speaker 1: to kill me. You killed me? Thank you? This is

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Speaker 1: feels super good. Ohoh, so, so Harry was a hologram.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, that's exactly what Chris and tended when he out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's give thanks, I think right now for a couple

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Speaker 1: he wasn't able to join us. And also want to

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Speaker 1: thank everyone who came out to the West Side Comedy Theater.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I was I was not here on our last

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Speaker 1: What was the sense of the feeling in the room.

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Speaker 1: It seemed like it just went incredibly well. It was

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you realized it, but your face

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Speaker 1: texting about how to take a break, how to get

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Speaker 1: the West, catching up on emails. But our first live

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Speaker 1: show went great. It was sold out. It was like

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Speaker 1: the weirdness of doing a podcast where it just feels

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Speaker 1: like yelling at a bucket. Sometimes we're in a vacuum, yeah,

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Speaker 1: knowing that somebody, Yeah, that's the metaphor, was actually listening

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Speaker 1: to the bucket. Yeah, and I'm reading all your emails

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Speaker 1: and taking your subcene suggestions. So please continue to write

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Speaker 1: to us at your name here at alchemy this dot com.

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Speaker 1: We're getting such great love and support and we greatly

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. If you would continue tell tell everyone you've

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Speaker 1: ever met about us and subscribing review that's what's going

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Speaker 1: to help carry this to the next step. Let's go

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Speaker 1: around and thank all of our alchemists for today, starting

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Speaker 1: with a returning champion. Uh here at Double Jeopardy Carlakowsky. Carla,

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Speaker 1: thank you so very much, working folks find you and

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Speaker 1: for having things on the social media and your other podcast,

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Speaker 1: yeah at Carla Kakowski is my thing for all the things.

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Speaker 1: And also I do an improv podcast. It's a shop

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Speaker 1: and then uh, Craig's List with my husband Craig Kowski, right, which,

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Speaker 1: uh he's Chris Alvarado. All right, that's me. Thankay, thanks

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Speaker 1: for having me. James heeney Um, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: It was so fantastic. If you'd like to find some

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Speaker 1: look the real James heeney up, I'm sure you will

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Speaker 1: find me or Chris Offer. May ten on Netflix a

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Speaker 1: movie called Wine Country. It's written by Emily Spivy and

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Speaker 1: we won't know until May ten. When you say young talent,

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Speaker 1: know what's it called? Wine Country? Wine Country? Fantastic? May

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Speaker 1: Let's all continue to give things. He shined down on Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Rano man, I love the Dynasty Typewriter Um social media stuff.

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Speaker 1: hip and cool. It's it's funny. Yes, it's all those things. Also,

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Speaker 1: like the talent you have over there. It's just insane,

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Speaker 1: and then it's a cool theater and then you're cool.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's just crazy. So this is, this is

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Speaker 1: It's gonna sound very weird, just I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: We have a part of our ceiling in this studio

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Speaker 1: wonderful dog name named Anderson Cooper, and he just walked

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Speaker 1: over our heads and through the glass. We in fact

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Speaker 1: to the undercarriage of I'm gonna say it again, Anderson.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kevin Pollock at it Kevin Pollock on Twitter, Kevin

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Speaker 1: pok one to three on the instagroom at Doug Babe,

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Speaker 1: Thank you again, Ductor doing a phenomenal job with our

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Speaker 1: first live recording. You really did save the day. You

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Speaker 1: and James Heney both rose to a very special level

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Speaker 1: and to make things possible, including keeping me on an

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Speaker 1: uncomfortable large monitor throughout the show. I'm gonna interrupt, this

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Speaker 1: the undercarriage, so I'm gonna post that oncom Instagram. It's

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Speaker 1: important that people see what's going on. I think it's

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Speaker 1: very important and thank you for that. Chris all right

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Speaker 1: against thanks to us so if you look him at

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Speaker 1: our producer and the iHeart Radio Media network. Uh and

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Speaker 1: UM we give our condolences, Oh Raphael please, good catch.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, um, and again thank you all

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Speaker 1: very much for joining us. Until next time, happ