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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember email show on air

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Speaker 1: at the Jewelshow dot com. And if you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret and maybe you can say what it

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Speaker 1: is on the show. And remember we keep everybody anonymous,

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Speaker 1: so you're safe to say whatever. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why everybody who calls in

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret gets a fake name.

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Speaker 1: Like who's on the phone right now? So I'll say

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Speaker 1: a word, then Alex Fresh, we'll say a word, and

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Speaker 1: then Englis show and I'll say a word and that'll

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Speaker 1: be the name of the person on the phone. So

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Speaker 1: on the phone to tell us a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: right now? Is why Tsi Roger? Why Tutsie Roger sounds

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Speaker 1: like a really weird question, I don't know, or a

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Speaker 1: question for it. Sounds like Tutsie Roger did something and

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Speaker 1: somebody's like, why why did you do that? Tutsie Roger?

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Speaker 1: And I still can't tell if Evan using real names

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Speaker 1: is okay with this with me or not. It's a name,

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Speaker 1: it's it's name a name. Names technically in our words

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Speaker 1: are names. Yeah. I don't know if that's right. I

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Speaker 1: believe you. Anyway, you're on the phone now, TUTSI, why TUTSI, Roger,

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Speaker 1: what's your little secret? Oh boy? So um, I went

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Speaker 1: to Vegas, um, laying an end with my yeah, with

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Speaker 1: my exactly with my girlfriend bachelor at party and did

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Speaker 1: what happened? Stay absolutely not. I wish so, you know,

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Speaker 1: as one does in Vegas, because we're drinking and drinking

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Speaker 1: and drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: so one of my genius friends decided to get tattoos

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Speaker 1: and then, oh, my genius self was like, okay, but

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Speaker 1: here's the kicker. I didn't really remember this until the

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Speaker 1: next morning when I looked down at my hip and

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Speaker 1: not only do I see a man's name on my hip,

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Speaker 1: it is my ex boyfriend from like years ago, shoot

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Speaker 1: his name on my hip. And this, I mean, this

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Speaker 1: guy was like a jerk. He cheated on me and everything.

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Speaker 1: What the worst part is, by the way, I who

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Speaker 1: never had to mention I'm married, man, I love very much.

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Speaker 1: Okay's name tattooed on you in Vegas and you're married? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how did you explain jokes on me? Yeah, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get a removed before the weekend was over. Yeah, no, um,

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Speaker 1: I told she told my husband it was my great

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Speaker 1: great great uncle's name. I believe that. Well, I thought

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Speaker 1: it was like weird enough, like you know, I'm like

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Speaker 1: I am kind of like a weirdo. So it's like

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Speaker 1: it makes sense a little, but like, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what is it's the name Bernard you have? Okay, and

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know about your well you know, it's just

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Speaker 1: you know, the Bernard family name. You know that I

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Speaker 1: take so much that I never know about Wow, whoa that?

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Speaker 1: So my ex actually went by Ben. But yeah, he

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Speaker 1: doesn't know that your ex's name was Bernard, just Ben. No, ok. Wow,

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Speaker 1: here's the way things for me. Subconsciously you're thinking about

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Speaker 1: your A. I was gonna say this kind of weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I think we were just all you know,

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Speaker 1: it was about a party where I was just like

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Speaker 1: making chokes and like talking about all our fields relationships

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Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, I guess I always get yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm very like I'm I'm pretty easy

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Speaker 1: going with most things. Alex and I are married. If

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Speaker 1: you didn't know that, by the way, I have to

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Speaker 1: say that for New listeners if you didn't know, if

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Speaker 1: you're no listener, who gets hairded me saying it whatever

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Speaker 1: I have to say it. Alex and I are married,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pretty relaxed with lost a lot a lot.

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Speaker 1: But if you laugh right here on the radio, if

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Speaker 1: you went to Vegas with your friends and came back

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Speaker 1: with a guy's name never on me, Well, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: if I did, you imagine I would. I'd be shocked

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Speaker 1: and like, I have a lot of questions. And then

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Speaker 1: if even if it was a name that I didn't know,

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Speaker 1: then I'd have even more questions. And then if I said,

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Speaker 1: like if it was my uncle, uncle uncle's name and

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Speaker 1: I never heard of this guy, I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was stupid. I don't even know why I would

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Speaker 1: have done that. Yeah, yeah, I think that's one instance

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Speaker 1: where I'd be like, I don't believe you. I don't

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Speaker 1: know you guys love each other a lot, But I

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Speaker 1: would hope that you might call it quick after that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe not. That's talk about Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us. You're a little secret, and I

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Speaker 1: would definitely never tell your husband that. Yeah, yeah, you

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