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Speaker 1: Motherfucking Mini ever Sel Mini episode. Motherfucking Mini ever Sel.

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Speaker 2: Wan to another episode, and my mama told me the.

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Speaker 3: Podcast or we dive deep, deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 3: black conspiracies.

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Speaker 2: And we worked to prove the conspiracies of you, the listeners,

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Speaker 2: the peons, the little fucks who.

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Speaker 3: Sent us, any of the goddamn serfs, motherfuckers.

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Speaker 2: Respect to address us respectfully, all right to be here.

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Speaker 2: I could be down by the creek watching birds catch fish.

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Speaker 3: You out of your mind if you think this is

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Speaker 3: what we would prefer over. Uh, fish is getting caught

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Speaker 3: by birds.

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Speaker 2: This is a.

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Speaker 3: Mini episode of motherfucking Mini Episode And as always with

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Speaker 3: all many episodes, we we do emails. That's our ship. Apparently,

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Speaker 3: that's that's how we handle it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how we're doing today.

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Speaker 3: We're not nailing it. I'll be honest with this is weird.

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Speaker 2: I think it was. I started because I didn't know

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Speaker 2: what to say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you really fucked up in the beginning.

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Speaker 2: It was it was. It was a tone shift.

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Speaker 3: It was a long break.

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Speaker 2: That was a long and then I had been listening

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Speaker 2: to a lot of cash money. But I don't know

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Speaker 2: if people forgot when they used to.

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Speaker 3: Say what he Yeah, no, that I remember it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cool.

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Speaker 3: It was the only thing we knew about New Orleans

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Speaker 3: for a long time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It was also one of those ones that you

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Speaker 2: couldn't do yourself. Uh huh. But you could listen to

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Speaker 2: him say it in the song, but you couldn't be

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Speaker 2: like what it like.

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Speaker 3: And that is that is partly my problem with white

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Speaker 3: people who demand saying the N word. It is like,

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Speaker 3: I listen to niggas say woady over never again. I

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Speaker 3: couldn't do like that word ain't for me. That's also

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Speaker 3: how I'm gonna call you slime. I'm not gonna call

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Speaker 3: you Joe.

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Speaker 2: There's a man. There's all kinds of shit black people

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Speaker 2: say that I don't say. I just don't say it.

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Speaker 3: I don't even put it in my mouth. I leave

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Speaker 3: it alone because it doesn't belong to me.

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Speaker 2: I don't feel bad. I'm never like I want to

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Speaker 2: say woady and you let me say woay, How can

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Speaker 2: I kids say I'm bad? Because I again, it's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Just leave nigga alone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't mind it if it's not fucking us up.

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Speaker 2: Why that's man, that's a great point. That's a great

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Speaker 2: I want all our white listeners to really sit with

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Speaker 2: that right now and know that there are words that

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Speaker 2: us black people don't say.

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Speaker 3: If I cannot say woady, you cannot say nigga. It's

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Speaker 2: And bro, I'm not even like the type. I'm not

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Speaker 2: even gonna get like drunk and like in New Orleans

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Speaker 2: and say what one time I will it meant one

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Speaker 2: time I was drunk in New Orleans and I said

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Speaker 2: baby a lot. But that was just like Bourbon Street.

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Speaker 3: That's that's local. That's that's almost like uh, that's like

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Speaker 3: having uh shrimp at Tufe down.

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Speaker 2: There, exactly.

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Speaker 3: It's just being a part of the culture that's not

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Speaker 3: the specific almost like gurgled thing that you have to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't go to Memphis and call it mersic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, you don't do that. And we, honestly, the

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Speaker 3: the closest we came to define this logic was was

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Speaker 3: during the the chingy Nelly era where we were like

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Speaker 3: doing hot in her and and.

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Speaker 2: But I only sang it. I only I feel like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, see.

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Speaker 2: Karaoke, Okay, if I a song, right, Nelly said it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. But now suddenly you're yelling it at Chingy on stage. Yeah. Yeah, King,

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Speaker 3: he doesn't know how to feel about it because he's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's complicated. For that being said. No, I'm never

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Speaker 2: I get it on. The stuff we don't say is blacks.

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Speaker 2: You can't say that one fuck word.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just leave it alone.

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Speaker 2: It's not for you.

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Speaker 3: We got a listener email. A person named Eddie sent

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Speaker 3: us an email and we there was some discrepancy about

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Speaker 3: the I think it was about the the the headline

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Speaker 3: for this email. There's no need to unpack it. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I think it's like Langston can't read, I cal read,

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Speaker 3: or maybe I'm French and David's not.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to France is closer to German, which would

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Speaker 3: I agreed to disagree. But the point is that that

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Speaker 3: a person named Eddie sent us an email called Gazooon height.

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Speaker 3: Gazoom height is or do no you said it crazy?

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Speaker 3: I'm because I'm I'm flustered.

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Speaker 2: If I'm no, you said it? You said it. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Now what you thought it was was like cousin heisen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't recall. I have no memory of what

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Speaker 2: I remember he's given the Obama hands. It doesn't mean

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Speaker 2: a lot.

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Speaker 3: And frankly, I think we need to focus on jobs.

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Speaker 3: That's that's what I want to talk about, not not

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Speaker 3: reading jobs.

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Speaker 2: How you even gonna get that job?

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Speaker 3: It ain't gonna be reading, brothers. And that's my promise

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Speaker 3: to you as your next president. I promise it won't

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Speaker 3: be through your reading.

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Speaker 2: Ah man, that would have worked. It would have worked

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Speaker 2: on me.

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Speaker 3: But but they send us this message and it says,

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Speaker 3: dear David and Langston for starters, y'all both fine?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, that's how you start an email. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I like I like a good intro with a capital F. David.

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Speaker 3: I heard your voice and a commercial and I don't

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Speaker 3: remember what they were advertising, but I recognized your voice

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Speaker 3: and thought to myself, good ship, my nigga out here

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Speaker 3: making big moves. I like that, Thank you, man.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to get as many bad I'm African. You know,

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Speaker 2: I keep a lot of jobs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got commercial on commercial, I like that. I

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Speaker 3: do what I can, but anyways, Leangthston. Before I moved

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Speaker 3: to Atlanta, I really wanted to see you live, but

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Speaker 3: was way too poor. I appreciate a poor fan. I

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Speaker 3: hope y'all do a live show. I hate your guts,

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Speaker 3: I love I love that you ditched that life and

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Speaker 3: got that silver spoon.

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Speaker 2: Baby.

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Speaker 3: I hope y'all do a live show in DC. I'd

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Speaker 3: love to attend now for the juicy stuff. I don't

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Speaker 3: know if y'all 'all have already discussed this, but my

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Speaker 3: mama told me you got to say blessed you when

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Speaker 3: a person sneezes or they could die. I'm from the

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Speaker 3: South Atlanta and I heard a few times growing up.

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Speaker 3: Heard this a few times growing up that a reason

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Speaker 3: we have to say bless you when people sneeze is

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Speaker 3: because when you sneeze, your heart stops, and you have

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Speaker 3: to say bless you so that the person sneezing doesn't die.

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Speaker 3: Another thing I learned was that you say it every time,

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Speaker 3: regardless of how many sneezes. I didn't realize this was

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Speaker 3: and I took it as a sign of disrespect. Goddamn,

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Speaker 3: he almost lost your family because he wouldn't say bless you.

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Speaker 3: And in his defense he said he never heard of

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Speaker 3: with my life like that. I'd love to know if

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Speaker 3: y'all have ever heard this version of this. And what

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Speaker 3: do you all do when someone sneezes?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I say God bless you a lot, God bless you,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bless you either whichever.

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Speaker 3: Just kind of well, not to be nitpicky, but but

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Speaker 3: I do think there's a pretty substantial difference between God

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Speaker 3: bless you people and bless you people. I think so.

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Speaker 3: I do think that, like I'm a bless you dude,

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Speaker 3: And there almost feels like, and I don't know why

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Speaker 3: I feel this way, but it almost feels less religious

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Speaker 3: Makes it feel like I am being very clear in

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Speaker 3: my Christian stance on your sneeze.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I go back and forth, but I don't.

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Speaker 2: I definitely am not crazy Christian or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Did you grow up in a pretty religious household. No,

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, do you think that's just some some like

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Speaker 4: Like like, ah, maybebe because now I'm trying to really think,

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to audit it, like, think about what the numbers.

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Speaker 2: I guess I don't say God bless you that much? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the amount isn't the point. That's not the point of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do think I think there's

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Speaker 3: a slight Dude, would you say there is a slight

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Speaker 2: I feel like a God bless you is usually an

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Speaker 2: older person.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so it's it's age for you, less anything else.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, I think so, m so. But

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Speaker 2: now do you say it after everyone?

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Speaker 3: I tend to. I think, if you you can get

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Speaker 3: me up to like two or three, and it depends

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Speaker 3: and then after that third maybe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because then it's a goddamn sneeze over there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that ain't got nothing to do with me, And

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Speaker 3: that's that's Frankly, I'm not even sure those are sneezes anymore. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: maybe stop the sneeze and then call your dad.

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Speaker 2: Is what? Yeah, yeah, chill, chill the fun out. I

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Speaker 2: don't know. I will say, though, Man, it does bother me.

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Speaker 2: I went, I went, who was Eddie? Is that the name?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Eddie, I would Eddie.

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Speaker 2: It does bother me when people sneeze and they don't

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Speaker 2: say anything. So I used to have a joke about this.

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Speaker 2: I was in jail one time for like two days.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one time six months.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, it's three days because I pic tickets.

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Speaker 3: Well, the point is the Irish gang.

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Speaker 2: It's no. The point it was not. I read Harry

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Speaker 2: Potter Half Blood Prince, just a good book. But the

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Speaker 2: point is that the only pottery, the only time I

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Speaker 2: was really like, oh man, I'm in here with bad

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Speaker 2: guys was this guy sneezed and nobody said anything, and

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Speaker 2: it was like it was also like a hard, hard

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Speaker 2: place and time to learn that you're a plus.

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Speaker 3: Did you say bless you?

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Speaker 2: No? But I but I was like, I was like,

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Speaker 2: it's in a day room. I was upset that nobody did.

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Speaker 3: Oh, but you also didn't do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I also didn't because I know better than to

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Speaker 2: just it's just ding. I'm trying get beat up my life, Like,

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Speaker 2: what the did you? I will kill you? No nigga

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Speaker 2: almost Yeah, how much gen see things I can't.

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Speaker 3: Say that ain't none of our business nothing.

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Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about it. But the point is, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it does bother me. Like on a manner's level, it

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, you're like somebody on the street sneezes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And then that was there's just a local dope

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Speaker 3: that when someone sneeze it it's like your soul leaving

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Speaker 2: That makes sense to me. That makes sense to me. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, give me seven of that. And maybe that's what them,

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Speaker 2: But as far as like, I never felt anything spiritual because,

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Speaker 3: Ron, Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, you you had too much

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It was just like I was like, what am

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Speaker 3: Here now I'm around all these non God bless you niggas. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Like I don't know if I can ever hug my mom.

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Speaker 2: This same exactly. Well, she recognized me from outside of

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Speaker 3: You're gonna pull me aside of Thanksgiving and scream.

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Speaker 2: I just want my baby back. Yeah, And you say

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Speaker 2: he's gone. We left him upstate. It wasn't upstated with County. Uh, truly,

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 3: Regarding the the heart stopping and sneezing, Olivia Senttous some information.

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Speaker 3: It says when you sneeze the word yeah in in

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Speaker 2: It doesn't mean I can't. I just didn't want to.

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Speaker 2: I thought I thought was you're the smart one, am I.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that. I can't tell no more. I

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Speaker 2: actually think thoracic and fucking kazoo. No, I'm fucking you know.

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Speaker 2: I paid for school, but I ain't get nothing out

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Speaker 3: This is God given thorassic. I think it's what you're saying. Pressure. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there you go. It doesn't say that, but you're adding

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Speaker 3: regular beat a heartbeat momentarily to adjust. However, the electric

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Speaker 3: the electrical activity of the heart does not stop during

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Speaker 2: That makes sense. It feels like that, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You kind of feel it in your chest a bit.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you're like, oh, it's yeah, it.

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Speaker 3: Sneezes can hurt sometimes, and those I don't like it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and when it hurts in like your chest and shit.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I just don't like sneezing in general. I

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Speaker 3: the I'm not gonna take the throw in this debate

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Speaker 3: if that's what you are aiming for.

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Speaker 2: I love.

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Speaker 3: You don't like sneeze it would you gay?

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Speaker 2: It's like, I'm not gonna do that. It freaks me out.

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Speaker 2: It feels like you like, go away for a second.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's scary when you're driving and you sneeze and

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Speaker 3: you just have to accept that that something is gonna

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Speaker 2: That is scary though that happens.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we all kind of like just live

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Speaker 2: But how many sneeze related incidents do you think are

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Speaker 3: More than we think?

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Speaker 2: Damn?

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Speaker 3: I think the problem is people be doing some other

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Speaker 2: Like they were already trying to eat a salad or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or like maybe you were already driving on coke,

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Speaker 3: but then you sneezed and now suddenly you've killed a family.

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Speaker 2: Right damn, that's why I don't drive.

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Speaker 3: Man, That's exactly why he doesn't drive, no other reason.

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Speaker 3: Also didn't like it at night. I hate it driving

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Speaker 3: at night. Yeah, no, I'm not a fan. After this,

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Speaker 3: Lasik which I'm very grateful for. I love Lasik Plus,

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Speaker 3: I believe is the name of the company, Lasik Plus.

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Speaker 3: You've been good to me, and I'll be good back

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Speaker 3: I'll never leave. I had left immediately, that's the way

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Speaker 3: the treatment works. I don't have to go back. Great

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Speaker 3: that said, Eddie, I think to answer your question, it

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Speaker 3: seems as if there is some at least need to,

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Speaker 3: real problem. Just say God, bless you or bless you

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Speaker 2: You want to say, you can make up a new one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that. If you want to say WOADI

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Speaker 3: say it when somebody sneezes, somebody somebody sees say on beat.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry why I keep making that joke.

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Speaker 3: It was funny the first time, not created a rift

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Speaker 3: with I don't want to actually alert them, No, please

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Speaker 3: don't rather. I'm not equipped.

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Speaker 2: I don't even have a car. I've been thinking about

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Speaker 3: I think you should get a car, man, I think

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Speaker 3: I want to about that. Why they're a company in turmoil.

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Speaker 2: I just seen him in rap videos.

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Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough, they do look like rapper cars.

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm gonna tell you the truth. I haven't even

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Speaker 2: seen him in rap videos. I seen him in Dezi

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Speaker 3: Fuck that's way different.

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Speaker 3: Fuck I know. God damn that was a massive drop off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I know, man, I know. Man, dark skinning king bro,

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Speaker 3: Is he is? He a zero?

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Speaker 2: He's dark? What are you asking me to do right now?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm having a good time. Boy. Did you tell the

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Speaker 2: Go to my Instagram? Cool guy? Jokes eighty seven at

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, and as always, you can find me at

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Speaker 3: You're a goddamn sicko, but I love for you to

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Speaker 3: All Right, we did it.

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Speaker 2: Bye, bitch, motherfucking Mini, your soul.

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Speaker 1: Maniyear and soul, motherfucking Mini, your soul, motherfucking Mini Era

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