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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject get a load of this guy's I like big butts,

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Speaker 1: I cannot lie. Yes, yes, yeah, we'll get into that

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Speaker 1: a little later. Right now, the nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Enough? Well,

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Speaker 1: we're still in black history, so we're gonna shed a

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Speaker 1: little light on it. This right, here's Johnson's Freedom Papers.

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Speaker 1: Johnson Freedom Paper. Let's go can Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach Franklin. Franklin Johnson's Lee. Ah yeah, this is Franklin.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? And my name is My

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Speaker 1: name is Kyle, Kyle Green. I'm with the Immigration Department

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Speaker 1: of the State of Tennessee. Ah yeah, how could I

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Speaker 1: help you? But you were you were born and raised

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Speaker 1: in Tennessee? Am I correct? Yeah? Born and raised in Tennessee? Okay? Now,

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Speaker 1: uh do you do you still live in in the

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Speaker 1: Tennessee area? Now are you in a different state? Right?

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Speaker 1: And still? Is all I wanna say. I'm the only

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Speaker 1: consint he's still here, living good? Okay, all right, So

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Speaker 1: here's what's going on. Um, it's been brought to our

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Speaker 1: attention here at the Immigration that anyone in the state

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Speaker 1: of Tennessee who has the last name of Johnson. Um

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Speaker 1: And I don't even know how to break this to

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Speaker 1: you telling this to you, but it's it's been brought

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Speaker 1: to our attention here at the Immigration that anyone in

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Speaker 1: the state of Tennessee last named Johnson for some reason.

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Speaker 1: And we're gonna fix the problem. But for some reason

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Speaker 1: they're saying no Johnson's are free, you know, like there's

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Speaker 1: claws or something and some paperwork or whatever. But what

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Speaker 1: we need is we need all the Johnson's to come

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Speaker 1: in by six, by six o'clock today so we can

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Speaker 1: try to take care of the problem. If not all

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Speaker 1: Johnson's that are not reported in by six, we have

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Speaker 1: to get picked up. Yeah. I know this is a joke,

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Speaker 1: Like we we even I know this is Joe, I'm free.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Like, well, you ting me

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Speaker 1: talking about You're talking about the Johnsons ain't free? What

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Speaker 1: are you? What are you talking about? You sew bumpy Johnson.

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Speaker 1: God for I don't have anybody to check at Johnson then,

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Speaker 1: uh no, sorry, this is this is a real This

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Speaker 1: is I know this is crazy to get a phone

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Speaker 1: call like this, But like I said, we got some

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Speaker 1: paperwork here. Everybody's scramming around trying to get to the

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Speaker 1: bottom it is. But the bottom line is we need

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Speaker 1: all the Johnson's to come in because uh, right right now,

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Speaker 1: in the state of Tennessee, no person with the last

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Speaker 1: name of Johnson is free right now, get the gout in.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Are you black? Yeah, I'm black, but yeah I'm black.

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Speaker 1: Are you free? Yeah, I'm free? So are you talking

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Speaker 1: about coming to me talking about this? Since my last

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Speaker 1: name Johnson, my family got to come down to immigration

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Speaker 1: because we ain't free. Who the hell are you calling

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Speaker 1: me talking about some crap like that? Man, Okay, sure

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Speaker 1: the problem. We're gonna fix the problem, but we need

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Speaker 1: all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna fix of the

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Speaker 1: senses or something. I'm sorry, are you the head of

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Speaker 1: the census? I know I'm not something like that, Like,

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Speaker 1: why are you calling me talking about Johnson? You are

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Speaker 1: some uncle Tom asked pulling me talking about Johnson's that

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Speaker 1: we ain't free and we gotta come down and you're

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Speaker 1: threatening my family. This guy, I'm not I'm sure I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure I'm not. I'm not threatening you, all right.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, my name is Kyle Green. I'm with immigrations.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to fix the problem, you know, because

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Speaker 1: your name is Green. Sons. Sure, I'm not saying I'm

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Speaker 1: better than you because my last name is Green. I'm

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Speaker 1: saying we come on. You are so saying that, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: Mr Green, my name is Johnson. You come from a

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Speaker 1: long lot of Johnson. And don't let me have the

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Speaker 1: blumpy Johns from all you because you saw how he

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Speaker 1: was cutting off. So don't play with me. Okay, sure,

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Speaker 1: can we Uh? I want to help you and I

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Speaker 1: want to help all the jobs. Okay, you ain't help

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Speaker 1: with my body but yourself. Mr Green, Uncle Tom. I

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Speaker 1: saw y'all lights in django the house. Fo. I bet

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Speaker 1: you when them life skin clean, eye turns howard looking,

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Speaker 1: most think it's a good head. I'm glad, I happany,

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Speaker 1: I got a wide nose and I'm proud to be black.

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Speaker 1: And they're gonna have your life and ask for me

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Speaker 1: my bring my my family down there. You got stuft

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Speaker 1: with nerves. It's all this tribalism amongst us. Okay, sorry,

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Speaker 1: Can I took you to come out of the immigration?

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Speaker 1: That's exactly a cow? Sound like a life skinned mother,

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Speaker 1: Kyle Green? That sounds like this? Uh Sor? Can I

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Speaker 1: get you to come down the imigration? But now you

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Speaker 1: see that had me coming. I'm gonna come down there

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Speaker 1: with my guy, old hold bussy Johnsons. Are we gonna

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Speaker 1: turn it up? Okay? So is your wife last name

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Speaker 1: Johnson too? When my wife last name is don't try

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Speaker 1: to set hub? Okay? Is your is your mother still living?

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about my mama still living. You don't have to.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to hang this guy up. Squished you You're

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Speaker 1: done a cross the line? You life getting bubble? Okay? Okay, sir?

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Speaker 1: All I know is that you know we got you.

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Speaker 1: We were trying to get as many Johnson's as be

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Speaker 1: good to come in. Tell me? Tell me is the

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Speaker 1: one that told us to call you? Okay, Franklin that's

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Speaker 1: who told us to call you. Who Tommy said you?

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Speaker 1: You probably want to call Franklin Johnson and get him

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Speaker 1: on the line because he you know a lot of

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Speaker 1: the other Johnson's, and you can get him all to

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Speaker 1: come in that's what you know? What you think? Do

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Speaker 1: you think I'm that mother going around the boy with Johnson?

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Speaker 1: That guy that came over from Africa, it was one blacks.

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Speaker 1: I think I take him over. The folks about that

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Speaker 1: was going on vacation and they came up way over here.

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Speaker 1: I'm not rounding the nod. Who hell is Tommy? Tommy? Man?

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Speaker 1: Tommy said you would do it? Tommy said you would

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Speaker 1: be cool with him. I don't know, no, God, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: he sound like whim too. Okay, do you know do

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Speaker 1: you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Lorning Show.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that mother? Oh? I got my blood friends?

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Speaker 1: Hey man, oh man, Hey Franklin, Yes, hey Franklin, take

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Speaker 1: us out. Man. Your boy Jay Rob is the one

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Speaker 1: that got me to pray phone call you man? Oh

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Speaker 1: he he ain't allowed over the ball? Was he a whiskey?

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Speaker 1: Was he was he? What was he thinking? Some of

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Speaker 1: that whiskey when he calls you? Man? I don't know

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Speaker 1: what he was when I called it, bro, but he

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Speaker 1: wanted me to make sure he frank Franklin, Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 1: Oh man, you gotta tell me that break and give

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Speaker 1: it to me, baby, Franklin Johnson. You gotta tell me this.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the lane? The Steve Harvey showed with Nat

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Speaker 1: Tommy Really Tommy, you went there on him, Tommy, but Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.

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Speaker 1: He had you shook up a little bit though, because

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Speaker 1: he sounds like he had you all balanced a little

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Speaker 1: bit because he was serious with it. Bumpy John. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh you think I'm around up all the Johnson's. I

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Speaker 1: ain't that blankety blank? See you like skiing, ain't you?

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Speaker 1: You probably wanted them like skinning tears? Howard looking ask

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Speaker 1: boy boy boy boy boy? He was mad. He was hot.

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Speaker 1: Kyle Green, sound like skinned? Yeah? A man? Is your

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Speaker 1: is your wife? Lads? Name? John? Don't worry about my wife?

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Speaker 1: Is your mother? Still? See? Man? You don't cross the

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Speaker 1: line now man. He was gonna come down, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was bout it all the Johnson's to come downs.

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Speaker 1: We can get these papers together. But y'all y'all not free.

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Speaker 1: Hold on man? Is you black? Yeah? Oh so you

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Speaker 1: haven't got your uncle Tom asked? Now you go round

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Speaker 1: up that you was on Jane go He had all

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Speaker 1: his reference was light skinned Terence Howard, Jane go, you're

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Speaker 1: a house in your uncle tom he had Tommy, he

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Speaker 1: was through with you, he was you. Happy black, Yeah

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Speaker 1: here everybody, Happy Black history to everybody and all the

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Speaker 1: Johnson's out there, Happy black all right, nephew, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Coming up. Strawberry letters. Subject I like big butts and

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Speaker 1: I can I lie. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.