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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID nineteen edition.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Guys back ken No, this

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Speaker 1: really is the time for all alchemists to assemble in

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Speaker 1: the name of comic relige. Thank you very eff and much,

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Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's meet a rochemist shall in no

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Speaker 1: particular orders. Say hello to Mr James he need Jack,

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Speaker 1: John and or Jim. What's your third favorite kind of

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Speaker 1: candy in a box? Kenny in a box? Uh? Third favorite?

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Speaker 1: It would be uh, I guess Junior Mints. That's correct,

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Speaker 1: Junior Mints rock solid. Say hello to Caroline Carter Potty squatty.

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Speaker 1: When you hear Santa come down the chimney this year, well,

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Speaker 1: his previously ignored bronchial infection undermine your Christmas spirit? Um no?

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Speaker 1: And for me, Santa has always had a cough. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you're us to it. I like it. Actually you

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Speaker 1: don't think it's COVID nineteen inspired. No, it gets me

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Speaker 1: in the spirit, all right. Look out, it's Chris Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: c a Forever Captain Sandy or Captain Lee please, I

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Speaker 1: mean come on, hey, there's Craig Kaikowski Kakaw what do

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Speaker 1: you think of when you hear the word coming? Well,

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Speaker 1: you want my third thought? Um, I mean your laughter

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Speaker 1: already tells us what your first thought was. I mean,

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Speaker 1: my my mind is purely in the gutter. Um, nice

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Speaker 1: to be coming, Uh, coming attractions, Coming attractions, by which

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Speaker 1: I mean trailers at porn movies. Oh, too good, too quick,

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Speaker 1: too soon? And last, but may or drains be forever

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Speaker 1: clogged if you think him least it's Joey Greer pantless Pete.

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Speaker 1: What gives with the hand puppets? Uh, they're they're my

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Speaker 1: new friends. I'm not able to see the my actual friends,

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Speaker 1: so I've had to build a small community for myself

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Speaker 1: and so for so good. Who are your three favorites?

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Speaker 1: My three favorite puppets are Tragger, Uh, Saluse and al Teamah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they none of them. They're kind of having their own

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Speaker 1: click right now. They're kind of doing their own things.

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Speaker 1: So I'm kind of on the outs. Apparently some inside

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Speaker 1: jokes about me or something. I don't know. I've just

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Speaker 1: being voted off the island by your own puppets. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I'm going kind of going through that. Well, good luck,

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Speaker 1: Let's do a damn show. Oh, seeing. Suggestions today come

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Speaker 1: this is a scene suggestion. So James don't read this.

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Speaker 1: The Alchemists slowly begin to learn about James Franco. James Franco.

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Speaker 1: I like the last part, so we don't have to

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Speaker 1: be ourselves. But I do like that that six people

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Speaker 1: slowly learned about James Franco. So let's let's drove that,

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Speaker 1: Mr Franco. If you could just take us from the beginning,

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Speaker 1: if you could just take it from the very beginning. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: which one are you? Um? I'm a scientist too. We

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Speaker 1: will only be using numbers here, not our personal names,

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Speaker 1: So no pressure here. No one is in trouble. We

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Speaker 1: are simply learning about James. Why would you even introduce

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Speaker 1: the word trouble. Give me one second place. What the hell?

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Speaker 1: He shook me? He's fun? He shook me? Well, you

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Speaker 1: just remember you're not the one in trouble right now, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're not the one in trouble. Why did you even

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Speaker 1: you did really bad from the beginning. This is insane, man.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was scientist number two. This is crazy

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Speaker 1: you go in and say that. Now, now, what what number?

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Speaker 1: I look? If I'm being honest, I woke up this

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Speaker 1: morning not feeling great about myself, and on the car

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Speaker 1: right here, I did some positive affirmations and I thought

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Speaker 1: I would I would use that positivity in the room,

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Speaker 1: and I failed. I'm out. I'm thinking I'm getting coffee. Well,

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Speaker 1: calm down, calm down. We have changed Franco right where

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Speaker 1: we want him in the lab' laugh. He's trapped in there.

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Speaker 1: Sure you might have stepped on some egg shells or

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Speaker 1: whatever you call it. It made some mistakes, that's the expression.

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Speaker 1: That was good. That was right? Number three? Am I am?

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Speaker 1: I eight? I think okay. Numbers are arbitrary. They're just

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Speaker 1: used to describe ourselves to him. You can be whatever

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Speaker 1: number you want. I'm scientists number uh seven, scientists number seven.

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Speaker 1: I'm scientists number six six six six six six six.

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Speaker 1: That's not okay, everyone, Everyone calmed down. He can see

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Speaker 1: us through the window. Okay, so we don't have the

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Speaker 1: one way mirror turned on, so you can see us

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Speaker 1: right now, turn on turning on one way Mirrorba. Well, now,

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Speaker 1: duba duba dubad. Somebody should go in there and find

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Speaker 1: out what he thinks we were talking. Yeah, maybe one

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Speaker 1: of the maybe number two should go in there. Maybe

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Speaker 1: number two should go in there. Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I did not intentionally mean to step on your toes.

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Speaker 1: I'm walking on eggshells here. You know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: That good, I'm walking on think you should use that.

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Speaker 1: You go in, you go in. He's sing the words

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Speaker 1: that we're saying. He can hear. James, how are you hi?

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Speaker 1: I am a scientists. Hello, I am scientists. The number, Um,

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Speaker 1: you don't need a number with me, Man's just be

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Speaker 1: pretty pretty so okay, um, wow you are. You're very handsome.

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Speaker 1: Your vardiensome man, and I don't it's like you're looking

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Speaker 1: at them there. Yeah, a lot of weird. Yes, it is.

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Speaker 1: Actually okay, let me move my right hand up. You're

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Speaker 1: doing it as well. Actually, no, this is not one

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Speaker 1: of the tests. One of the tests are right here.

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Speaker 1: Let me find the piece right here, we go here

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Speaker 1: we go, and okay, look at me, all right, what

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Speaker 1: do you say? Uh, you're making your nose flair right, Huh,

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Speaker 1: you're you're blinking really fast. Um, I think you're going

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Speaker 1: to kiss him there. I think they're gonna kiss there

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Speaker 1: are too experiment Also, hasn't we never noticed they both

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Speaker 1: look exactly the same? It is weird? Yeah, yeah, Scientists

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Speaker 1: number two looks exactly like James Franco. Their clothes were

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Speaker 1: never going to be number Okay, first of all, I'm

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Speaker 1: surprised Scientists number six six six six six six six

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Speaker 1: that you didn't recognize that they love it. Like, since

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Speaker 1: you and Scientists number whoever that is two have been

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Speaker 1: fucking why don't you just say they're both naked now

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Speaker 1: and now we can't tell the difference between them? Well,

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Speaker 1: I know I know who would know the difference Scientists

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Speaker 1: number six six six six six. You want me to

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Speaker 1: go in there and identify who's who? By the penis

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Speaker 1: exactly like from my vantage point, I know there's the

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Speaker 1: real number two, the real James Franco. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what his dick looks like, but I know signed his

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Speaker 1: number two has something. I shouldn't say this really crazy

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Speaker 1: going on underneath. So if I can get in there,

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Speaker 1: maybe slide on the floor. I can pretend to be

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Speaker 1: a rug or something. Yeah, okay, okay, what did you say?

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Speaker 1: Just walk in Just the floors are covered with egg shells.

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Speaker 1: I know, I understand walking on eggshells. Okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do it. Where should we? Luck? No? Good luck? No? Hi?

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Speaker 1: This is a two way mirrors and you. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah? This is uh yeah, can you

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Speaker 1: hear me? Yes? Way mirrors and you? How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? What did I say? Hello? Hello? Are you there? Yes? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can't I can't see you, but I can't hear you. Good, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so it looks like the mirror is working. Um, this

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Speaker 1: is Scientists number four over at the Science Institutes Institute.

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Speaker 1: We're one of your major clients, Science institutes. Yeah you're

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Speaker 1: looking at Yes, Yes I am, Yes, I have Science

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Speaker 1: Company and Science Institute right here on the books. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I called last week. Maybe i'll talk to you. Uh

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Speaker 1: you might have talked to Burger. I'm not a percent,

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Speaker 1: but uh, what what was what? What was the thing?

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Speaker 1: Were you? Does Burger sound like Burger? Burger sounds just

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Speaker 1: like he sounds like a happy guy. He's got a

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Speaker 1: lot of joy in his voice. Uh sing songy, you know,

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Speaker 1: a little little southern lilt. No, I think I would

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Speaker 1: have remembered that. It sounded like you, kind of like

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Speaker 1: you exactly like the voice. Oh. Yes, yes, you had

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Speaker 1: to install that that two way mirror in one of

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Speaker 1: your new Yeah. It's a two way mirror that can

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Speaker 1: go through a one way mirror and you switch it

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Speaker 1: back and forth with a switch. No, I just want

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Speaker 1: to clarify something. Two way means both people can see

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Speaker 1: through either side. Yes, does it? Does it look like

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Speaker 1: a mirror to one people and a window to the other.

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Speaker 1: But one way mirror is if it's a if it's

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Speaker 1: a mirror one way and a window for the other. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So a two way mirror is just a window sco mirror.

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Speaker 1: Two way mirrors when we put mirrors on either side. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you so you're just looking either side is looking

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Speaker 1: at the mirror. Yeah, so I need the one that

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Speaker 1: that looks like if you're a if you're a criminal,

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Speaker 1: or if you're part of a science experiment. It looks

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Speaker 1: like it's just a big old mirror, looks like it's

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Speaker 1: a gigantic mirror in your room, but in the other

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Speaker 1: room people can see right in and see what you're doing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you want let me just what is that? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little confused. So you want one side just

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Speaker 1: to be a straight mirror and the back of the mirror. No, uh,

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Speaker 1: can I talk to Burger? He's in one second. Let

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Speaker 1: me just okay, hell Burger here, Uh yep, yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: to you. It's from the Science Institute. Okay, okay, I

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Speaker 1: a one week call. We're gonna merge these calls. It

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a too Okay. There seems to be

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Speaker 1: a problem now scientists to James Franco and scientists six

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Speaker 1: have a penis well that scientists six six it's hard

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Speaker 1: to tell which ones which though not well that they're

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Speaker 1: moving so fast it's like they're actually call I called this.

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Speaker 1: I called this a problem. But perhaps it's not a problem.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps this is information we can use. You can see

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Speaker 1: how you know the when the bodies dance? What information

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Speaker 1: we can glean from something like that? Perhaps maybe I

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Speaker 1: Uh science? Four? What do you think? Yeah, I'm still

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Speaker 1: on the phone with the two way meal people. Come on,

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Speaker 1: I could totally help the science in that room in there. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. What I'm just I'm proud of

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Speaker 1: thank you. I feel kind of guilty. I was just

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Speaker 1: trying to use science to my advantage to get in

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Speaker 1: there and naked and roll around with them. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I really shouldn't go in. My mind's not in a

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Speaker 1: science place. It was, it was it was thinking with

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Speaker 1: my penis. Damn it, your penis is your science place? Really? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, get in the right all right, let me

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Speaker 1: take my clothes off first, so I just get in

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Speaker 1: their naked. Okay, Hi, everybody, I'm science, tis I just everybody.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted. I'll be back in a minute. Guys, Okay,

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Speaker 1: A part of I'm sorry, Well you said I'm science.

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Speaker 1: You probably you probably threw them off. You thought you

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Speaker 1: come here, come here. I should put my clothes my god, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. The hug feels better this way, and that's

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Speaker 1: going to take what three to five business days? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it'll be three to five business days, and it'll be

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Speaker 1: it'll be exactly what you're looking for. It's a mirror

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Speaker 1: on one side and the other side. You'll be able

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Speaker 1: to appear through it and see anything you want as

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Speaker 1: if it was a regular old window. Okay, that's yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I want. But we do business every day

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Speaker 1: switched blades nunchucks and these ones here kind of light

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00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 1: on fire if you get closed. Anyways, man, we're all

419
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: done laying down the tracks, and I feel pretty confident

420
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: you'll be calling us later on tonight to remove the mouse.

421
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. This is my neighbor actually just

422
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: walked over here. I think he wants to talk to you.

423
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: How are you doing, sir? I'm wearing a Rolex. Now

424
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: if you don't want help, I have an issue in

425
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: my house. I've got some ants on a log and

426
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: he taken care of. Now, when you say ants on

427
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: a log, is that a euphemism of some kind? No,

428
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 1: I have literal ants on a family log and I

429
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 1: need to take care. And by log, do you mean

430
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: like a big poop, No, sir, I mean a giant

431
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 1: piece of wood handed down as an heirloom. Okay, I

432
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: need you to come over and deal with that. You

433
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: so an actual log, yes, sir, at one of my houses.

434
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: I have many houses from a branch from a tree,

435
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: and now I have a branch. So that's the neighborhood's house.

436
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: You want me to go to that? This guy is

437
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 1: so anti mouse, well you know what he'll You'll grow

438
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: on him. You've got a great personality and he's got

439
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: a lot of money. Look at all this stuff in

440
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: his yard. I don't know. I don't like I mean,

441
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: I like you too, but obviously you're going to die

442
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: if you stay here. I've packed you a little knapsack,

443
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 1: come on, why not a big d here? I don't

444
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: I packed what I thought would be the most you

445
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: could carry. Do you think you could carry more. I

446
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: can care like ten times my own weight. Okay, all right,

447
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: if you can give me some privacy, I gotta take

448
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: a mouse ship. All right. Well, actually, if you could

449
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: stop doing it in this area, that's kind of what

450
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: got us in trouble. This is the bathroom where am

451
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: I supposed to do it? Honey? You've been up there

452
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: for two hours? Are you okay? I go into the bathroom.

453
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: Why is it taking a two hours? Passing blood? Is

454
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 1: it black? What's going on? Honey? Let me know. I

455
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: can fine. You know what at this point, it's just wiping. Okay,

456
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: it's just wipe, honey. Part of me, sir, I understanding

457
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: you have a bit of a problem. Now. My boss

458
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: he goes you know, he does things the legal way.

459
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: But my buddy Jimmy and I here we uh, we

460
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: can handle things under the table, if you know what

461
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: I mean. I understand what you're saying. I owned many tables. Yeah,

462
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: I I need to get something taken care of. I

463
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: have ant on a long say no more? Say no more?

464
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: How How violently would you like these ants to die? Violently?

465
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess. Uh, there's a certain kind

466
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: of Appian way that we could do to him. You

467
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying it with that word appen, Yeah,

468
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: it's two words. Way, it's not familiar Spartacus and Roman history.

469
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: What I'm saying. So, you're an exterminator who's looking to

470
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: to expand your reference level. That's right. Oh oh you okay,

471
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta train the two Jimmy's who have

472
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: trouble with certain phrases and terms. So I figured it

473
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: starts at the top. You got something for us, some

474
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: some new phrases. Well, you know, I I for for

475
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: the retired exterminator. I've got a pretty good reference level.

476
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: But what what are we talking? We're talking like ancient

477
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: Rome we talked. We're talking about Yeah, as a matter

478
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: of fact, aping Wade came up. Okay, it might have

479
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: been happen way okay, typing it into Google? How many

480
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: times are you looking for? You know what I love

481
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: about this guy Jimmy's is that he will tell you

482
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: what he's doing as he does it. That's that's far

483
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: and away professionalism. Look, I don't really need to learn anything,

484
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: if I'm being honest here, I just need something to say.

485
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: I don't need to know it, like knowledge wise I

486
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: just need to hit him and impress him with something.

487
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: I just say, oh yeah, I am Sparta kiss, because

488
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: then it sounds like you saw the movie Jimmy too,

489
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: Jimmy Too, Why don't you let the man do his job?

490
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: Why do you gotta scream at them? What you need?

491
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: The guys trying to help us right now? Where you

492
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: you don't know what appying way me? I don't know what.

493
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you when you come at

494
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: me with appying a way. So let this guy go

495
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: on to Google and tell us what the fund is happening?

496
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: What do you got tell her? Okay, what's Mr Google

497
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: telling me? Well? The Appian Way was one of the

498
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: earliest and strategically most important Roman roads of the ancient Republic. Yeah,

499
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: but this asshole wants us to wipe out ants using

500
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: the road. I don't understand that. Okay. Well, all I'm

501
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: telling you is what the reference to me? What they

502
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: mean by using the reference? I can't tell you that.

503
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: Oh so you're no good whatsoever? Well, first of all,

504
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: this guy may not have understood the reference when making it,

505
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: and that seems like a better possibility right now, because

506
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: Jimmy Too comes to me and says, how do I

507
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: wipe out ants in the Appian way? And I don't

508
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: know what to do. I'm doing a little dance in

509
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: the living room there, just to try to get some

510
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,239
Speaker 1: some thoughts about it. And then I look you up

511
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: and you're telling me it's some sort of road. Yeah, yeah,

512
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: you know. These are wealthy neighborhoods. Their references are yeah. Okay,

513
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: he didn't just have a rolex. He pointed it out.

514
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: That's how wealthy he was. All right, I'm looking up rolex.

515
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there are nice watches. Okay, okay, hey, I'm back.

516
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm back with an estimate. I'm back with for your problem. Jimmy, Jimmy,

517
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: we spoke earlier. I was like two weeks ago. Yeah,

518
00:31:55,640 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: what's uh, what's going on? Uh? You usually got that

519
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: ant problem. No, I took care of it. I took

520
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: care of it the happening way. So you you just

521
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: you just dropping down the road. You just got him.

522
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me, very more of those Peter chips.

523
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: Of course, I got some goddamn Peter chips. These are

524
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: one of my goddamn daughter's friends. No, no, that's a mouse.

525
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, daughter's friends. A mouse when you gotta

526
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: you gotta like Baba gnus or anything to dip it

527
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: into because it was just kind of dry. If it's

528
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 1: just the chip by itself. Uh, I don't know how

529
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,719
Speaker 1: to feel about this. I normally would say, let's kill

530
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: a mouse, but I've grown so attached to my I

531
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: love this mouse. Yeah, I'm having a great time for

532
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: the last two weeks. I I don't know why you

533
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: didn't tell me you were a mouse. Stay to me. No, no, no,

534
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: I'll see my way out now. No no, no, no, no,

535
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: no no, you're stay still. See you're happying way out?

536
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: What just making a reference? I don't. I don't want

537
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: to get into your business here, I don't. I don't.

538
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: But if I had lots of money, if you want

539
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: to get into my business, it's got lots of money.

540
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,719
Speaker 1: I'm not understood. I think if you want this mouse's love,

541
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go through your neighbor first. Now

542
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave mouse. What do you mean by that?

543
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: I got a name? I mean you've been calling me

544
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: mouse for two weeks but didn't know I was a mouse.

545
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: I've got a lot on my mound. Um. Look, I

546
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: gotta take a mouse ship, So if you don't mind

547
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: give me a little privacy. I mean it's not gonna

548
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: be in truth to anything. It just looks like a

549
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: little little black uh sesame seed the floor. That is

550
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: scene to scene to everybody. Oh did we ever find

551
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 1: out what the mouse's name is? He just said I

552
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: have a name. He didn't even tell us. Why is it?

553
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: Craig says it mouse ship sounds so cute. Never sounded

554
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 1: cuter Scene three today he comes from Patreon v I

555
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: p r J, who wrote What's up? Alchemists? How are

556
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: you guys? Are you doing well with the world on

557
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: fire and all that? Try your best to keep Joey

558
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: from looting? I just got a new TV, and I

559
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: know Joey likes to creep into people's homes and tickle

560
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 1: their knickknacks. Just kidding. I don't have a new TV.

561
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: Oh that was good. I digress totally has a new TV.

562
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: Totally has a new TV. I finally got my nine

563
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: month deployment. I finally got back from my nine months deployment,

564
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: and I have a scene suggestion here. It is now

565
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:23,240
Speaker 1: m a meeting between elves, dwarfs, humans and other fantasy

566
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: creatures deciding whether or not to interbreed. Keep up the

567
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: amazing work. Sincerely, r J R j R J Magic Council.

568
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: We are called Yes, everyone here is we don't need

569
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: everyone to call out. Then, the way you said it,

570
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 1: it made it seem like it um you wanted a response.

571
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: It was like a pregnant pause. Does everyone feel that way?

572
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: I'll tell Dad, did you know what you know? Magic people?

573
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: He thinks he's so much better because he's huming. Alright,

574
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,760
Speaker 1: this is not how I wanted to stop this. Alright,

575
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: this is clearly the issue. We can to get along.

576
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: Start the meeting, alright, So I guess we all respect

577
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: the snake people. Huh. Everyone hypnotized me with her eyes

578
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 1: my dad? They ate your dad? Yeah, alright, the gnomes

579
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: and the snake people. You need to really stop with wings.

580
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: All right? Well then what the hell? What the hell

581
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: do you want me to do with that? What the

582
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: hell do you want me to do with you? Find

583
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: my right name name? I don't know your Look, there's

584
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: a lot of people from the magic community here. I

585
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: just don't needting. I think you should start. How many

586
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: times does he have to say? Anybody you've got the meeting. Okay, alright,

587
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: well I'm glad right here now as you know, uh,

588
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: we need to take this one ring and destroy it. Question.

589
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: All right, all right, now we have to do we

590
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 1: have to take this one week. Don't stop creeping for

591
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 1: a second. I don't feel anything but sarcasm. But he said,

592
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 1: glad you're all here. No, I must agree. It didn't

593
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: sound very glad. I agree to. I mean, look, I

594
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: am glad we're all here. Yes, okay, I just I

595
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: just I just feel like it was so hard to

596
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: connect with them, and I just felt all this pressure.

597
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm hosting the meeting. I set it up.

598
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: I put the e vide out there. One shows up

599
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: and they're like, why are you hosting it? It's because

600
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: I set it up. I'm the guy. You know. Just

601
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: need you need like new references or I guess I

602
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: guess I had something something I don't know. I need

603
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: to I need to modernize, you know, and I need

604
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 1: I need to be something something more than I am

605
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: right now. You know. Look, you know, the the Magical

606
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: Creature community is divisive and always has been. You know,

607
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: I I appreciate that you're just trying to make something happen.

608
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: Just trying to get everybody together, and you didn't even

609
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: get to whether or not to breed. No no, I

610
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 1: brought the fact that we have to destroy this ring.

611
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: And then they're like, you don't even believe that we

612
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: you like me or some ship like that. It was

613
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: all this personal bullshit and it was just couldn't even

614
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 1: get into the first point of order. No no, And

615
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,439
Speaker 1: that ring will destroy us, Okay, the ring is gonna

616
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: okay if that ring gets in the hand of Salon

617
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 1: work dead said that dead. And it's just like no

618
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: one wants to do a damn thing about it. Everyone

619
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: just like who cares not my problems? The ring around,

620
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: and then of course it lays on the humans. What

621
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: do you think the humans are gonna of course, I'm

622
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: gonna be corrupted by a period of it's gonna be greedy.

623
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: It's all hell, and it's just like I know I

624
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: can't do it. I can't give So this is a

625
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: dwarf with an elf with wings with wings, asshole, You're

626
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: you're lucky at horn ye else, I wouldn't even let

627
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Speaker 1: you through the front way for a moss entryway. I'm

628
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: just trying to fuck let make two of us. Okay,

629
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: but we need permission from the counts soul. I know,

630
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: so this is kind of a nice You're getting to

631
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: know each other. So what do you do eat? Eat

632
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: enemies yourself? Um? I kind of flied around trying to

633
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: cast spells, but I'm not zero percent magical. So you've

634
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: got a nice booty on you though. Excuse you, scared?

635
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: Stop my lord and my lord they have no conversation

636
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,760
Speaker 1: of the ring, and it's turned to strike, then we shall.

637
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: I want you to bring the wrath down upon them. Okay,

638
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: hel what's wrong with you? Nothing? Nothing, It's just them nothing.

639
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: So you look terrifying as always. Thank you? Are you

640
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: going to do so? Yes? Course, course, course course get

641
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: me my ring. Yes, I'll get you the ring I love.

642
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: All right? Who are you going to take with you?

643
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: You can't take them yourself. I need an army of evil,

644
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 1: right right, of course? Of course I can't go alone.

645
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: I guess I'll take with this rock. We'll take this

646
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: rock with me. Fucking idiot. I used you to take comrades.

647
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 1: I want you to take general soldiers. I need you

648
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 1: to wipe out those what the good guys need you

649
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: to wipe out? The good guys. Yes, yes, my lord,

650
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: I would wipe them aft. I'll kill all our generous

651
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: my lord, you're you're two o'clock is here, my lord,

652
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: and thank you, thank you. There's a list, of course,

653
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 1: for you to go through to decide who you would

654
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: like to send in the army with this low life,

655
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: with this low life right here? Yes, okay, um, we'll

656
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,919
Speaker 1: let me see the list. Actually read the list to me. Please, Yes,

657
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: we can take it a step further if you'd like,

658
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: my lord, because they're all lined up outside waiting to

659
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: introduce themselves in addition to the opportunity. Yes please, okay.

660
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 1: So the first one is Nan Nord the fire Dog.

661
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: Oh sounds so scary. Now no, if you evil one

662
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: would like to see you now, Hi, I'm or the

663
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: fire Dog. I've prepared sixteen bars for the possibility to

664
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: um kind of join um in kind of getting the

665
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: one ring? Stop? Have you no fury? Where is your feud?

666
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: I have you if you want? Is that like a

667
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: kind of more classical I have Shakespeare prepared all take

668
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: the note to recruit warriors and monsters. What are you

669
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: a singer? Um? Thank you? I'm a triple threat. Actually

670
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: I can sing, dance and act um and ye the

671
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: able waters recreiting all members of the theatrics to ponte

672
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: our own. Was I saying, what the shame to be

673
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 1: bomies on me? Do you say he's going to see

674
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:54,479
Speaker 1: anyone who lines up in that stray? One is looking

675
00:42:54,560 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: for anyone with flair like a juggo flames and soul. Fantastic, fantastic.

676
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: Excuse me, town cry? Is it union work? Ah? Now,

677
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: this is non union because he's evil as ship. Well,

678
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: I sir, I'm in the Actors Union. Oh you, and

679
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: we'll not betray my comrade. This means warn you and

680
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: the union. Then? Oh really, master master, there is one

681
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 1: person in the waiting room who you have not yet seen. Um.

682
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: He wants to audition his name. I'm so goddamn sick

683
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: of all of these actors, but he might he might

684
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 1: be the one. His name is Jamas Fronkle. Oh, let's

685
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: see him in here. Okay. I mean I've been giving

686
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: everyone eights and I'm not going to pass anyone to

687
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: make it him to the army. I'm not gonna just

688
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: vote anyone yes out of a hundred. Okay, Look, this

689
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: is magical. People have the Army, all right, and I

690
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 1: want to make sure that when they come in here

691
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: that we say yes to it. All right, Mr Franco No,

692
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: Mr Franco Jamie Jomas Franco. Um, they will see you now, great, Hey,

693
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 1: what's going on? You must be a jama Yeah, it's sweet, Danny.

694
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: I am looking for the strongest warriors that are fearless

695
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: and ready to kill, and my co director of the

696
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: Army will grade you appropriately. I'm Simon Cowl. I'm gonna

697
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: make sure that this goes the way. I won't see

698
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: if you're gonna make it to the army. Fine, I'm ready.

699
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: What do you need me to do? Show us what

700
00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: you're going, show you what I've got. I mean, I'm

701
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: James Franko. Why would I have to? I'm off her

702
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: only okay, scientists. So it appears that Mr franco Is

703
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: is talking to the dark Lord Saron and he is

704
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: is somehow auditioning to get to where he cannot see

705
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: us because I have this new two way mirror installed.

706
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: Um or are you sure this mirror isn't what he's

707
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: using to talk to the dark Eye of Sore. I mean,

708
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,959
Speaker 1: I could just see myself. I don't I'm not gonna

709
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: see me or Okay, I know we can see him right,

710
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: we're all looking at him. I can see I'm looking. Well,

711
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: am I looking at a different mirror? Or where? Where?

712
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: What am I? What's going on? Do you see? I

713
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: see myself? Okay, to myself, myself? You have the ring

714
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: on scientists too? Yes, dark Lord James Frankly, here just

715
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: this quick question. Who are the gigs looking at us?

716
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 1: Do that window there? What're you mean? Right over there?

717
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: Seemed to be Is there someone else using my portal

718
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 1: to view? Yeah? Maybe I don't know about destroyed them

719
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: jump and sprinkle. Okay, the dark Lord is looking at

720
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 1: us right now. I think he sees us. I gotta

721
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: get Burger on the line. I gotta get Burger on

722
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: the line. He called us geeks. Some of us here

723
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: are freaks as well. I learned that reference from a man,

724
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 1: A reference not just a good reference, that is very good,

725
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: very good one every two years, and I got I

726
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 1: got it. Called Burger. Yeah, hello Burger, Oh my god,

727
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 1: you did call my number. I thought you would never

728
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: want to hang out? What's up? I'm not I'm not

729
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: calling them hang out? But you call? What do you

730
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: you called my personal line. Oh yeah, is I I

731
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: didn't realize. Sorry, this this is scientist num before the

732
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: science to two. Okay, and what's your name? Just like

733
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't give you my name, okay. In

734
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: order to be a good scientist, I need complete anonymity. Oh,

735
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: this is a work call. Yeah, yeah, it's a work

736
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: call because you installed a two way mirror and it

737
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: is opened the portal to uh to the dark Lord Saron. Okay,

738
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: I don't know how that happened. I've got James Franco

739
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: in there like this is not good and they can

740
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: see you unplug it. Unplugged it as fast as you can, okay,

741
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,919
Speaker 1: and then plug it back in. Yeah, and then what's

742
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: your power cycle? And it should be back to normal? Okay,

743
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Burger. Were you just taking a

744
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: personal I wasn't. I mean, it turned out it was

745
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: on my personal line, but it was. It was I was.

746
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,919
Speaker 1: It was no question, Burger. It was a personal call

747
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 1: to yes or no question, Burger, you taking the yes.

748
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: So so, so it turns out the only thing that

749
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 1: can stop us from having sex would be if somebody

750
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: from another realm pull what are you ling? It's not funny.

751
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: I know it's weird to see my naked body with wings,

752
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: and it's not something you to laugh about. Okay, I'm

753
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: so what were you saying if someone pulled the power

754
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: plug on the universe? That guy get off my net sack?

755
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I say, scientists for I'm s seven. Yeah,

756
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 1: No I'm not. I'm not scientists for yeah, I am

757
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: scentists for Yeah? What am I gone? Can you hear me?

758
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: What's what's happening? You're here? Okay? Okay, all right, so

759
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: you can see me, I can see Okay, we all do?

760
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: We all do? All right? Um? I keep finding these

761
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: little black sesame seeds on the ground, which delicious. I ain't.

762
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: That's mouse shift please? Mouse droppings? Mouse droppings? Excuse me?

763
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 1: I thought there do his mouse leavings? Holy ship? What

764
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: the what is that? Came out of the mirror when

765
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: we power shuffles? Not my faultbody blamed you? There a problem?

766
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: Why are you whoa? Wow? Wow? Wow? Look what is that?

767
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 1: I'm a human and this is an espresso machine? If

768
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: you say so? Is that a Rolex? Yeah? Did you

769
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: get that on the market? Uh? Well, I mean we

770
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: meet black market. I got this legally we talked about

771
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: this is I got the receipt board everything. No, it

772
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: did not fall off the back of it. You can

773
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: I talk to you for a second. Wait, wait, what

774
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: is your business here? I heard about reblans and crazy

775
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: bad I'd stop baiting the check out. We don't know

776
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: what land you're from, but you were at the Science

777
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 1: Institute in Encino, California. No, and the fact that you

778
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: even got up here is crazy because the guy were

779
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: having working security at the front desk is usually really

780
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: good about letting people up to like an annoying degree.

781
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: And no, yes California. Yes, I heard Sam Jackson lived

782
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: series all right, Yes, I don't know. I don't know

783
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 1: that he does. He lives in the building. You don't

784
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 1: know who Sam Jackson is? No, you might know Miss

785
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: Samuel L. Jackson. Oh yes, yeah, you guys know who

786
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: he is. When I was in the movie The Snakes,

787
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 1: perfect me. Oh my god, protect my watch, someone protect

788
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: my watch. I can't stop eating. And that is our

789
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: show for today, thankfully, and hopefully someday James will post

790
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: the video of this so that you can enjoy. Um.

791
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, uh so so into the Snake people that

792
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: he was uh foist names, foisting his hip regions towards

793
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: this camera or humping the air, however you want to

794
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 1: describe foisting foisting party. That is our show for today.

795
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: Let's thank our alchemists and no particular order. Please thank you.

796
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: Joey Greer, You're welcome. How can folks find you these days?

797
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 1: Should they want to know what's up with you? Outside

798
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 1: of the show, you can check me out at Jebby

799
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 1: Agreeber and you can also check out You're in Los

800
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: Angeles in this Together Underscore l A. They got all

801
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: the information for if you wanna a donator, you wanna

802
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: get down for some protesting, right, Thank you for that.

803
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: James Heeney. How the hash Brown supply these days? They're

804
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 1: pretty good. I I re upped. I had to actually

805
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: go to the store and buy them because they kept

806
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 1: not being available when I ordered them through the internet.

807
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 1: But I'm packed and ready for some hash brown cooking.

808
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: You're you're packed. I have I have two extra boxes.

809
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: That's how you refer to you have plenty. I'm packed.

810
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: And if you traveled with hash Brown's before, that's what

811
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: it conjures up images for me when you say no,

812
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: I haven't Okay, let's let's let's think about that for yeah. Yeah,

813
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: crossing state lines with hash Brown's Craig Atkowski, thank you

814
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: so very much for being here today. My pleasure at

815
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 1: Kakowski on Twitter mostly just retweeting things that make me

816
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: angry or things that make me hopeful or things that

817
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: make me laugh sometimes. But I do have a social

818
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: media presence of sort right on, and drunk history is

819
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: still out there. That the latest season for folks to purview.

820
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:47,280
Speaker 1: They're all out there, yep. And uh yeah, I'm collecting

821
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: unemployment on the seventh season that hopefully we'll shoot at

822
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: some point. Oh nice, Caroline Cotter, thank you so very much.

823
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: You're welcome. And uh anything you'd like to put out there?

824
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: Oh actually yeah, I um please do well. I started

825
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:10,959
Speaker 1: fostering of Bunny and I thought it would act more fun.

826
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: So if anyone has any tips or tricks on how

827
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: to make me have a better time with this funny,

828
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 1: let me know it up. Well, where should they write?

829
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,760
Speaker 1: We can write to Poop or right right to the podcast.

830
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't care, just somehow get it the information to me.

831
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: I need help Carter Poop on the Instagram, yeah or whatever. Okay,

832
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: or whatever, Chris Berdo, thank you very much. Thank you

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Speaker 1: A couple of things. One, keep going to our reddit

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Speaker 1: their numbers are growing every day, which is really nice

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Speaker 1: to see that community coming together. And then fun fact,

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Speaker 1: I was an extra on two episodes of Freaks and Geeks.

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Speaker 1: So that's why it's in my wheel. So if you

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Speaker 1: want to see me in high school hallway, check out

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Speaker 1: one of those episodes and look for me. I very

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Speaker 1: much want to see that. And I have a still.

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Speaker 1: I have a still. I took a picture of myself,

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Speaker 1: So could we throw that up on the Instagram? Maybe?

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Speaker 1: I think so, I think so. Right on, thank you

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Speaker 1: for that. All right, Well that's our show for today.

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Speaker 1: I want to thank the engineer to the stars and

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Speaker 1: our producer, Mr Doug Baye. Find folks that I heart

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Speaker 1: media from and all your trific folks, stay in chat.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to read your emails right to your name here,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you this dot com. I'm Kevin Pollock, your

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Speaker 1: host until next time. Four