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Speaker 1: Was it fine? Malforn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need with Karen and Chris. Welcome to another

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Speaker 2: episode of Do You Need a Ride? I'm Chris Fairbanks,

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Speaker 2: I'm Garath and today we are picking up Chris.

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Speaker 1: Is there. I just texted him to say come down.

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Speaker 1: He's watching us from.

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Speaker 2: His apartment, very mysteriously. He's watching us in the car.

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Speaker 2: Whereas you know, we.

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Speaker 1: Record setting up our all of our very high end equipment.

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Speaker 1: I'm sortainly. I'm leaning into this mic. There is it

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Speaker 1: all right?

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Speaker 2: Got a little hot?

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Speaker 1: Didn't go too hot? It is a little I put

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Speaker 1: it all the way in my mouth.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, it's a good test.

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Speaker 1: It's a good test to do that. They're here. That's

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Speaker 1: about it, right?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, No, I don't know. It's hard to. I'll

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Speaker 1: Oh, I moved it down.

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Speaker 2: I thought we're good. Okay, here he's coming down.

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Speaker 1: And should I say sorry right at the beginning, because

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Speaker 1: turn out. Like the one we did last night.

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Speaker 2: It was great, was it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay it was. It makes me nervous to be the

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Speaker 1: guest of my own podcast. Yes, But what I was

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Speaker 2: It just was a funny way of wording the description. Oka,

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Speaker 2: Actually we have guests last the last show with Karen

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Speaker 2: Kilgear with the guest and Henry Phillips was the co host.

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Speaker 2: But once you got in the car quickly you took over. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, in both giving you directions and conversation.

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Speaker 2: I just thought it was funny to say it that way.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I see.

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Speaker 2: Instead, it was very confusing.

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Speaker 1: I felt the I didn't. I felt whatever, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of problems. What I was going

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Speaker 1: to say is we need to start remembering to say

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Speaker 1: if you like this podcast, please review us on iTunes

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Speaker 1: so that we get good reviews and stuff, and thank

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Speaker 1: you for listening because we're so excited to be doing it.

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Speaker 2: Don't base your review on our show strictly on the

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Speaker 2: intro of this episode.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, this episode has nothing to do with the

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Speaker 1: quality of our show.

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Speaker 2: Talk too much about the past, the past. They live

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Speaker 2: in the past too much, and then they go straight

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Speaker 2: to iTunes reviews. There he is, there he is, with

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Speaker 1: Fresh attitude of the young and the youth. Hi, Chris there, Hi, Hi, come.

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Speaker 2: On in, Hi. There's a microphone for your mouth, your wordhole.

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Speaker 1: Than you are we starting, We're starting skateboarding. Skateboarder went

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Speaker 1: by you, mister Chris.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I get excited like a like a like a

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Speaker 1: Chris there, how are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good? How are you? How are you? Too good?

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Speaker 1: To see you?

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Speaker 4: Thanks for picking me up. I'm driving my pleasure.

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Speaker 4: This your first LA extrip?

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Speaker 2: We've done mostly lax scripts.

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Speaker 2: But God rest his soul, Danny Gance passed away. Of

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Uh, last year maybe, But it was also the

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Speaker 1: I'm really excited.

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Speaker 1: Like one of those Travelosity commercials.

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Speaker 4: We are going to the Burbank Airport.

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Speaker 1: Y that guy honked for hell, there's a lot going on.

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Speaker 2: There is a lot. Do you feel scared yet in

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Speaker 4: No, not at all. I drive these mean streets every day.

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Speaker 2: I gotta make sure. I mean, look at that tagger

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Speaker 1: That's racist or the white guy.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the old white guy, not the actual kid holding

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Speaker 1: Chris? Did you Chris there? Did you go to Vegas

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Speaker 4: I did not win any money. I went for fun

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Speaker 2: I'm with you, Chris. Vegas is just a showcase of

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Speaker 4: Whoes that's why I was there?

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Speaker 2: Some of the roads in la are so old. There's

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Speaker 2: Isn't it fun? And probably in the span of five

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Speaker 4: I think I'm doing Night Train, which I've heard good

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the street where Michael Douglas lost lost

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great that you're going to do great. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, then you love it.

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Speaker 4: How often is that.

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Speaker 2: The old airport? How often am I gigging? Yes? Oh

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Speaker 4: How often? Is it worth it? To live where you live.

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Speaker 2: I'm a bit of a road dough now it's yeah,

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Speaker 2: That's a lot with it, I guess you know.

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Speaker 1: And also the clean air with the negative ions, which

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Speaker 4: Do I have those?

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Speaker 1: No, we don't have any heir.

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Speaker 4: In the I'm negative.

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Speaker 1: Thayer and I just worked on the Peat Home Show together,

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Speaker 4: Sometimes your best isn't good enough.

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Speaker 1: And here we are back where we were before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, take off, Kurt. Yeah, Vonna gout, Yeah, dead bitch,

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Speaker 4: I love a podcast that hides the plugs in the middle.

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Speaker 4: Only for the fans. You know, that's right.

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Speaker 2: They're not injured enough. Now that wasn't I'd say, do

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Speaker 2: you say bad things, Chris when you're in a car? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I just say unspeakable things.

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't even say that.

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Speaker 2: So you think about the bad things, you don't let

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't you would any part of you have felt okay

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Speaker 1: It's loss of life.

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Speaker 4: They're just coming back down and they took me and

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Speaker 1: I really love Megan Keister. She gives me hope for

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Speaker 2: You're a part of the problem, Karen. I know, it's

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Speaker 4: Comedian like Raggedy Ann, Raggedy Andy, comedian Andy. He's a comedian, Andy, Chris.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Oh, like it's like three hundred miles away.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you're really It sounds like you really prefer San

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Speaker 4: Well, those are the things I miss about it. I

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Speaker 2: It's that's understandable.

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Speaker 2: Don't. Don't If you fall in love with this city,

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Speaker 1: She'll break your heart twice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the minute you're in love, she turns on you.

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Speaker 4: Have you guys been through something?

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Speaker 1: Also, it's I don't I think there's nothing to love

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Speaker 4: I just tell people, like when people are thinking of

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Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, the weather's nice, and a lot of

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Speaker 1: And what you're not saying is there's this kind of

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Speaker 4: If I had thought of that, I would have just

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Speaker 2: Would you say psychics?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 1: It is cat org I bet and you looked it

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm that kind of person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think most people are, unless you're I just.

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Speaker 4: Referred to it as negative ions.

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Speaker 1: That's what people on the West Side do.

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Speaker 2: I just call it rods and cones firing. That's your eyes.

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Speaker 2: I like San Franny. I did my comedy album there

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Speaker 4: it's they would rather it's like throwing out the baby

449
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 4: with the bathwater kind of thing, right, No, there's no

450
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 4: attention to contact sometimes.

451
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's.

452
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 4: Like, oh, you're talking about this at all, so it

453
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,120
Speaker 4: must be in a way that it's going to offend

454
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 4: my sensibilities. Exact comedians are patently offensive or something.

455
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: Well, and also those people that have themselves to be

456
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 1: the police of everybody else. There's lots of police people

457
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,360
Speaker 1: up there that are like, oh, you clearly don't know

458
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,120
Speaker 1: that that's not the way we do it here.

459
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,160
Speaker 2: And then if you do a show of hands here

460
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 2: who here likes San Francisco, Everyone's like yay because they

461
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 2: the houses and it's pretty and there's public transit and

462
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 2: people are nice. But if you go there, they're like boo,

463
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 2: we hate la.

464
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

465
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 2: I never understood that.

466
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 1: It's because LA doesn't give a shit about flee Cisco. Yeah,

467
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 1: I guess, and Sancisco, Like when I lived there, everyone

468
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 1: feared living there. There's a lot of fear involved, at

469
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,679
Speaker 1: least for me. But then there's it's also the thing

470
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 1: that they're so superficial and this and this and this,

471
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 1: and it's like, well, basically, it's like it's like trying

472
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,159
Speaker 1: to say the big leagues in baseball, are they're just

473
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 1: using you or whatever?

474
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 4: I mean, are you taking about the one like the

475
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 4: one way rivalry between Yes, Okay, yeah I got lost

476
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,440
Speaker 4: for a second, but I totally see that for sure.

477
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's a one way.

478
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:01,359
Speaker 4: But I I don't know, it's it's weird comedically, I

479
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 4: feel like I have been having to adjust because audiences

480
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 4: are a lot more patient up there though. For sure.

481
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you'll find while you're in New York

482
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 2: patients will be given to you. Yeah, and you'll love it.

483
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 4: But I don't know. I mean, i'd like to, you know,

484
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 4: I want to be good performing in both kinds of places.

485
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, none of these none of these shitholes are Boise, Idaho.

486
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 2: That's the best place you could ever tell jokes.

487
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 1: Is that true?

488
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 2: Be town I used to like, I don't know, I'm

489
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 2: kind of kidding, but there are random little non city

490
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 2: spots that are really terrific to format. That's all I'm saying. Yeah,

491
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: defending the old road.

492
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 4: Bloomington is really fun.

493
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

494
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 4: No, smaller town, but I mean those are like college place.

495
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Madison is one of my favorite places. It's

496
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 2: just like, look at all these happy young people that

497
00:23:56,119 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 2: are like the people I grew up around being a Montana.

498
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: Every show I've ever done in Canada has been incredible.

499
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 2: Isn't Canada just a great trucking greatest? Are you in Canada? Chris?

500
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 4: I've never been? I uh, I want, I would really

501
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 4: like to go. I feel like I'm gonna have some

502
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 4: trouble though, I got it. Do you I like ten

503
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,479
Speaker 4: years ago? Oh okay, and I think they're pretty strict

504
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 4: on that.

505
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 2: But after seven years, doesn't it kind of Yeah?

506
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 1: I think there's a there's an old time lapse thing.

507
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 4: I'm glad I made that public. Jesus too.

508
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 2: Out our Canadian.

509
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,199
Speaker 1: Fans, Let's tell them about all the times we've been

510
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 1: in jail.

511
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: We keep getting tweeted by their border patrol so don't bother.

512
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: Going now they Oh god, they're huge fans of the border.

513
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,360
Speaker 4: I love just the border.

514
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 2: I love any kind of boundary. Anytime there's an imaginary

515
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 2: line and I shouldn't cross it, I love it.

516
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: Is you get your blood pumpin, Yeah, get into it.

517
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh that line? You mean that one that decides

518
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 2: which one of us is mice and which is men?

519
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 2: And then I either I usually don't cross it.

520
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 4: I like to hop back and forth between the tle

521
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 4: I'm a mice man, I mean I'm a mouse.

522
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 2: Man would if I don't want to decide between those

523
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,919
Speaker 2: and I'm a bunny rabbit, And then you just hop around.

524
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 4: It's kind of like or like a kangaroo would be

525
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 4: like between the two, right, it kind of looks like

526
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 4: a mouse looks like you were shaking your head.

527
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 2: No, like my bunny rabbit.

528
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: That's why I can't be in an improv class.

529
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 2: So much negation, yell you do no end me quite

530
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 2: a bit.

531
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 4: No.

532
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: Actually, I was thinking, man has a phrase. I liked it.

533
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: Something about it that's super appealing. He's a plural singular.

534
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 4: Yes, it's good.

535
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 1: Like he's got a lot of mice on him.

536
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 2: Oh that would be cool because everyone else was just

537
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: thinking of a guy in a suit that just had

538
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 2: not me.

539
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: I'm super different.

540
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 2: A man. I'm a mouse man, and he's covered in mice.

541
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 2: A man made of mice.

542
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: Because a rat king, yes, yeah, do you know what

543
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 1: a rat king is? You might see a rat king

544
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: while you're in New York?

545
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 4: What I hope? So, I honestly get so excited when

546
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 4: I see rats in the subway right, because.

547
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 2: It's really real. This is New York is real.

548
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: All those movies I saw are real. A rat king

549
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: is when a bunch of rats gets tangled up in

550
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 1: each other. You've never heard of that?

551
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 2: You know by their tails?

552
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess yeah, they get all stuck together.

553
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 2: And then it forms a larger like a transformer.

554
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 1: Into the shape of one big mouth, like.

555
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: One big rat. I forget it's a transformer name. He's

556
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 2: made up of many robots. Oh nuts, that's what would

557
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 2: be the.

558
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: Most you watch Transformers.

559
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 2: No, it turns out none of us. I respect everyone

560
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,959
Speaker 2: in the car for not knowing Optimist Prime. Oh that

561
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 2: is it is Optimis Prime. Thank you. Yeah, he's like

562
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: he is a robot that is comprised of other robots

563
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 2: with their own personalities. But then they get together and

564
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 2: they fight the septicons as one unit, and together they

565
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 2: can turn into a semi truck.

566
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: Written by a genius boys, stuff is so dumb.

567
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 4: Rats.

568
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: This is the story about rats, rats into one big rat.

569
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: I think the time I lived in Texas and then

570
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: I would see many armadillos and possums, and possums look

571
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 2: a lot like a giant rat. So then when you

572
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: go to New York and you finally see a big

573
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 2: one scurrying on the tracks, it's not as impressive because, hey,

574
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 2: you're the same guy that's been digging in my plumb garden.

575
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: You're no armadilla.

576
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, last time I was in New York, there

577
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 4: was a rat on the subway platform, terrorizing people, and

578
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 4: in the summertimes when people were in flip flops and stuff,

579
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 4: just freaking the fuck out running away from this rat.

580
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 4: And my friend and I were watching, and you know,

581
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 4: kind of amused at what was going on, and then

582
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,719
Speaker 4: I'm looking at my friend we're talking about it, and

583
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 4: he just he screamed in my face, and it scared

584
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 4: me so bad. I just screamed back. And it turned

585
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 4: out that the rat had like run across his feet

586
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 4: as we were talking about other people like encountering this rat.

587
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: Then it happened to him. Yeah, that's easy to point

588
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: the finger.

589
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.

590
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 2: And before Karen tells her rat story, I'll tell mine.

591
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 2: It was Halloween. Halloween. It happened maybe two weeks prior,

592
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 2: and I had this jack a lantern that I had

593
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: carved and it was just droopy and rotten.

594
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 4: Ready for fuck.

595
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 2: It was really ready to just American tie my dick

596
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 2: into Well you.

597
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: That's why you love Halloween so much.

598
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 2: And I have a black cat, and my black cat

599
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 2: was standing there and this is all stuff that you

600
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 2: see on a Halloween greeting card. I went to pick

601
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 2: up the jack lantern it's like at time to put

602
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 2: him in the trash, and my fingers just sunk into

603
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 2: the side of it a lot like my dick would have. Yeah,

604
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 2: all right, we had and it ripped, it ripped open,

605
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 2: and there was a fucking mouse in there.

606
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: And he went and the mouse was having a birthday party.

607
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 2: Well, nobody was wearing a hat because as he propped up,

608
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 2: he was wearing the top of the pumpkin like a

609
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: little Jack lannern top hat.

610
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: And then it said happy birthday, grandson, and.

611
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 2: Right then my cat was like rot and he jumped.

612
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: A black cat jumped in the air and silhouetted in

613
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: front of the moon with a perfect arch mat Yeah,

614
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 2: also seen on Halloween cards.

615
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: It was much of the story was true my cat.

616
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: Okay. What is true is the mouse was inside there.

617
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 2: It was not true that the jack lantern was being

618
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 2: worn like part of a hat. It is true that

619
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 2: the cat leapt into the air. It is not true

620
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 2: that he art froze in front of the moon, causing

621
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 2: a silhouette that beckoned back man, back man.

622
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: Fuck, Who's there's a really good chance that both of

623
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: us every podcast have strokes.

624
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 2: I think I'm having the heat variety right now.

625
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a good chance.

626
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 2: Why am I wearing layers?

627
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: You always do?

628
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 2: Anyway, the mouse scared me, and I scared the cat.

629
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 2: I just like it when cats react in a human

630
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 2: way to something. The one time my cat walked through

631
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 2: a spider web and then he stopped and he's like

632
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 2: h and he was like looking at his podyssey if

633
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 2: the spider wed was on him, which proved that he

634
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 2: scared us by And I just I missed that cat

635
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 2: so much yeah.

636
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: My cat Angus, who's also dead. I used to we

637
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: used to have a trick, like a dog trick. He

638
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: would sit down and if I got a certain distance

639
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: away from him and pointed at him, he would me

640
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: owt And it was he was hilarious. He was so

641
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: not like a cat.

642
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: That's like a dog style trick.

643
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 4: Yeah that is.

644
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: And it was a trick that he showed me he

645
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: could do like I didn't. I one time was like,

646
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: stop doing that and pointed at him and he mowed

647
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: back like he was assassing me. Oh wow, this is

648
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: the dumbest story I've ever told.

649
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 4: So he turned it into turned his bad behavior into

650
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 4: a game.

651
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's great.

652
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: And then we'd literally at parties be like, come in here,

653
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: I show you this thing. Oh it's so terrible. And

654
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: then uh, and then he died.

655
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 2: My cat. I didn't want everyone to think my cat's dead.

656
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 2: He just is in Montana. He's retired at night.

657
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: That's your cat that has feline age.

658
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, eight cat eight.

659
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 4: Wait is he really in Montana?

660
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I flew him on an airplane.

661
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 4: That sounds like a thing that like a parent would

662
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 4: tell their kid. A farm ranch in Montana can we

663
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 4: go to Montana? No, there's no way to get there.

664
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 2: It's all rural.

665
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 4: You'll go there one day.

666
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 2: Will That's how everyone if they're like kind of agnostic,

667
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 2: just tell your kid one day they go to Montana.

668
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 4: It's weird to think that your cat is a loser.

669
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: He's such a loser.

670
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 2: Mine's not a loser yet. He's just really really skinny

671
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 2: and weak.

672
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 4: We're all we're all losing every day.

673
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: We lose every day. That's why we have to live,

674
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: live live.

675
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 2: I think we know what the tagline of this episode

676
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 2: is going to be.

677
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 4: Fuck off, loser, Kurt dead bitch.

678
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,959
Speaker 1: There's so many possibilities. Chris, what when you go to

679
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: New York.

680
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 4: One second? Do you think it's indicative of stand up

681
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 4: temperament to only like quote yourself in the tagline of

682
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 4: what the episode will be?

683
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: Yes?

684
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: You mean like we all pick our own lines.

685
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're like, what was my best thing that I said?

686
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: What was the best thing? It's definitely something I said, Mmm.

687
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 4: I don't know if these other guys said something aids something.

688
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 2: I liked it when I said Batman or back man

689
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 2: back man instead of Batman back man.

690
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: YEP, A great night out for you in New York?

691
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: What is it? You're up till four, then you get

692
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: a slice, then you drink twenty five beers?

693
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 4: Is this the intro to Louis?

694
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: That's what I wanted to fuck you got me. I

695
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 2: was gonna say another thing from the intro.

696
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: Do you stand at the comedy cellar doing a set

697
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: and touching the back wall with your hand?

698
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

699
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 2: You you let Todd Berry be grumpy in a scene? Yeah,

700
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: that's right, calling people.

701
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: Out fuck by names.

702
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 2: Sometimes Tod Berry's grumpy and he's sometimes on Louis.

703
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: Tell me about what you're looking forward to going to

704
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: that city. That's a que I'm trying to get out there.

705
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 4: I'm trying to figure out what to do. I I'll

706
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 4: have a lot of I want to do a lot

707
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 4: of stuff in the daytime because I stopped drinking since

708
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 4: last time I went there, So like going out at

709
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 4: night is not as enticing anything because of that. Do

710
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 4: you want No, that was like ten years ago. Okay,

711
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 4: I start drinking like a year and a half ago.

712
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 1: The details, Yeah.

713
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 4: I appreciate it. I now have to edit that out too.

714
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 2: No, I'm glad.

715
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 4: I'm glad I quit drinking that's a theme.

716
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 2: Well, then go to the park. I it's it's not

717
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 2: overrated Central Park. I think it's cool that it's there.

718
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 2: It's really I.

719
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 4: Want to do. I don't know. I just have a

720
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 4: bunch of friends that I want to see. I have

721
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 4: friends that are visiting while I'm out there, which is

722
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 4: great also convenient for me. I'm excited to do all

723
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 4: the shows that I'm doing and I actually get mugged.

724
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you want. It's so nice there now boring.

725
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 2: I like new experiences and I've never been stabbed.

726
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: Well, then take the train to one hundred and sixth Street.

727
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 2: Is that the l I don't know. I like to pretend.

728
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 2: I know. Oh, on thirty eighth and thirty ninth, that

729
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 2: corner Avenue and straight not Boulevard.

730
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: I really when I lived there, which was a couple

731
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: of years ago, but and for a short amount of time.

732
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: But I really, I just love that city so much.

733
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 1: It's such it feels like fun things are happening when

734
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: nothing's happening at all. Yeah, which it's the opposite of.

735
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 2: La It's just a bunch of people rushing to grab

736
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 2: groceries at the last minute. But it just if you

737
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 2: glance over it them. They're all solving crimes.

738
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 1: You're like Broadway Broadway, but you're just at CBS.

739
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 4: Last time I went there, there was like a line

740
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 4: to get into Trader Joe's with like a one in,

741
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 4: one out policy, like a bouncer. I was like trying

742
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 4: to go to Trader Joe's. But I saw that.

743
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you know what, I've heard that about Trader

744
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 2: Joe's there. That's like a common thing.

745
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 4: They so weird.

746
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 2: I get that. Yeah, one in, one out.

747
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes a lot like sunders to go there

748
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 4: that it makes me feel so ashamed that I shot there.

749
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 4: Oh no, god, it feels like a cult, you know.

750
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 4: I mean it feels like that.

751
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 2: Everyone there's happy and wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

752
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just what's the thing you always get the

753
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: Trader Joe's item made by Trader Joe's that you always

754
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: get like some kind of an empanada.

755
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 4: Or I actually eat pretty boring at Trader Joe's. It's

756
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 4: always like raw unsalted nuts.

757
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: Happy.

758
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's never really like it's not fun snacks anymore.

759
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 4: Oh you know what, though, there's a there's like these

760
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 4: rosemary raisin crackers that are like they sound bad, but

761
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 4: it's hard to eat. Not a whole box in one sitting. Wow,

762
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 4: they're really like tread the line between sweet and savory. Ah,

763
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 4: they're so fucking good.

764
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 2: That's a line I do like to cross.

765
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 4: That's a border.

766
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 2: I am familiar with sweet and savory state line.

767
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 4: I will go into mice territory.

768
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 2: I'm sheriff of both these counties.

769
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: Raisins and rosemary sounds like, yeah, so you want stuffed quail,

770
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: but you don't want to deal with the bird itself.

771
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 1: Here's all the shit you love.

772
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: Is it raisin flavored or is there raisins in it?

773
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 4: There's little raisins.

774
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh wow, maybe we need to have a trader. Joe's

775
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: my favorite item. Party fun and that's all that's there.

776
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 4: They're so good.

777
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: Then you have to defend what you brought.

778
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 4: I'm looking at pictures right now, and you are.

779
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 2: You're looking at My mouth is.

780
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 4: Watering, So I think you gotta give them a chance.

781
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Sharen, you have pictures of those crackers on your fee.

782
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 2: You just brought them up. They're jpeggs.

783
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 4: Their gifts actually animated gifts.

784
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: It's you really fascinating those.

785
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 4: It's the time lapse of them being baked into perfection.

786
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 2: By little keydler Ill. That used to work for Keith,

787
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 2: but now they work for Trader.

788
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 4: I think they still probably work for Keebler and then

789
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 4: Trader Joe's buys a bowl, come out and then re labels.

790
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 1: That's their trick.

791
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 2: That is what they do, right, They do that with

792
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 2: tequila and stuff. You can get tequila. They do that.

793
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 4: But there, but like I sincerely did that. But that

794
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 4: is like a real morning radio thing to do. I guess, yeah,

795
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 4: just like yo, what's the relevant sort of cultural reference

796
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 4: to that?

797
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, tequila? From this point forward, let's act like we

798
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 2: have a little sample button for those moments.

799
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm so glad we're close to the airport.

800
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: Wait, why is that guy selling flowers? Is it a holiday?

801
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: Coming up?

802
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 2: Holiday?

803
00:38:51,239 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 4: Yeah? Make time, it's a different time on purpose. You

804
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 4: can't celebrate a holiday, Karen, for's sake.

805
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 1: Come on, good times.

806
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 2: Oh that didn't get enough laughter, tell a great good time?

807
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 2: Wrong song o God? Why is that what I enjoy it?

808
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 2: At age forty almost.

809
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: It's always fun to ship on your friends.

810
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 2: It is.

811
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 4: We're friends, Chris.

812
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: Not only were we friends, but I would like to

813
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: brag that Chris is one of my first real Twitter friends. Yeah,

814
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: we met on Twitter. I knew followed him and your

815
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: picture got me. Your picture sold me outright, which his

816
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 1: picture is this weird thing. It's so crazy, like all

817
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: your hairs brushed.

818
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 4: Down, toure of me, Karen, But you look like your eyes,

819
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 4: you look like I was actually singing in that photo.

820
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: Were you really?

821
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in a photo booth in Berlin, not bragging,

822
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 4: and and I was singing a Temptation song and I

823
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 4: just had it take pictures of me while I was singing. Oh,

824
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 4: you look like I was really feeling it.

825
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: And then you did something about a guy on a

826
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: motorcycle peeling out that made me laugh.

827
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then.

828
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: We just were friends on Twitter. And then when you

829
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: came here.

830
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 4: You took me out to breakfast to breakfast and I

831
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 4: had a fried chicken and waffles.

832
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: I did so many bits with your face to me.

833
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: It's so enjoyable.

834
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

835
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 4: I kept pretending to having trouble finding the straw in

836
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 4: my drink without looking at it, like a lot of times.

837
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 4: And actually I remember this. At the time, you were

838
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 4: like I was about to start working on the pilot

839
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,399
Speaker 4: for the show, and you were like, I'm a big

840
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 4: fan of Pete's. If anything ever opens up, let me know.

841
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 4: And it's really interesting that you wound up became full

842
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 4: circle ended up working on the show.

843
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 1: I know that was actually very exciting to me because

844
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 1: I went you got me into that pilot taping that

845
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: I went to think Matt Kneedson was with me and

846
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: who we saw last night, and and I watched that

847
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: thing and I was like, Oh, I want to be

848
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: on a so bad. This is all I know, all

849
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: these things, this is what I do, and this is

850
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: what I know how to do. And then like a

851
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: year later, my agent's like, hey, do you want to

852
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: go in for the Petle Show? And I was just

853
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 1: like that secret even though I didn't make a vision

854
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: board or try at all, I just was like, I

855
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: want that one time.

856
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 2: I keep imagining Chris doing that straw thing. Yeah, work

857
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 2: on the Pete Holmes Show.

858
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: So do you feel alienated just now?

859
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 4: Well?

860
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: I mean you guys could talk about stuff. I like, we.

861
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: Already talked about mice men.

862
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: Okay. My brother in law's a fireman and he went

863
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 2: to a wedding like in Washington somewhere, and one of

864
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: the Foo Fighters was there, I think the least popular,

865
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 2: the one that's always smiling in their videos, face player,

866
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 2: and my brother in law went up and said, hey,

867
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 2: you're a food fighter. I'm a firefighter, and the guy

868
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,879
Speaker 2: he was just staring at him, and then he tried

869
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 2: to do that thing with his straw where he wasn't

870
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 2: looking at it, and went up. He knows so badly

871
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 2: that when he pulled it out it's it started bleeding.

872
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 2: And then the food fighter guys like, oh wow, you're

873
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 2: you're bleeding and he ran to get napkin. He was

874
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 2: like first respond sponder or whatever he like, gave him napkins.

875
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 4: He's a firefighter, now.

876
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's right.

877
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:36,280
Speaker 1: Who's the fire said, that's embarrassing. Story?

878
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 2: Now I just did a sound sample.

879
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: You say a songscape?

880
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 2: A songscape? I pushed another songscape.

881
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: Do you want me to tell my girls story?

882
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 2: I do? I do, I really do.

883
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: I find it on podcasts if you ask permission to

884
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: tell stories, it really gums up the rhythm. So that's

885
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: what I do all the time. When I worked on

886
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: the Whitney Cummings talk show, Love you mean.

887
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: It a bigger.

888
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: Being Berlin Dave Grohl was co hosting or was guest

889
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: hosting Chelsea Lately. So he was upstairs writing with the writers,

890
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: and he came down to say hi to Whitney because

891
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: they're friends. And he walked into our writer's room and

892
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: looked around and said hi to everybody, and then he

893
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: looked at me and goes, it's you. And I was

894
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: like just staring at him, and he goes, it's you,

895
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: the girl with the thing doing a guitar gesture, And

896
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: come to find out, I literally got dizzy because, like

897
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: Nirvana was a very big deal to me. I was

898
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: completely in that generation.

899
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 2: It was like eighteen everyone worships day.

900
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 4: I am still hoping they'll do a reunion tour.

901
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 1: He's amazing. He's amazing, and he's more amazing in real life.

902
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, only when he recognizes you.

903
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good. Was I supposed to go in there?

904
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: I was, Girl, we're lost, We're lost.

905
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,879
Speaker 2: She's driving directly to Dave, girl's beach house.

906
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 4: If you're listening to this next week, I'm still in LA.

907
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 4: Don't go to my shows in.

908
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: New York's rude.

909
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: Do not go to a few times to UCBS yet?

910
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 4: Wait, so he what was the rest of the story.

911
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: Sorry, no, it's all right. I feel stupid for telling it. No,

912
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: he just recognized he apparently.

913
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 4: Sorry we made you bring it up because.

914
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: You always think things are gonna work out, don't you.

915
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you hope they do time. It's more important

916
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 2: than Karen. They don't.

917
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 1: And sometimes you know enough to bail.

918
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 4: Wait, go ahead, we all want to hear the rest

919
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 4: of the story.

920
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: On the Food Fighters tour bus. They used to watch

921
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: the Girls Guitar Club short film. He recognized me from.

922
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:00,280
Speaker 2: That's funny because I saw that short film in the

923
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 2: green room at the left stop in like two thousand

924
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 2: and two before.

925
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: We knew each other. Yeah, so there you goucking Mark

926
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: Mark Babbitt. God bless that man. Yeah, he did a

927
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 1: lot for me, and God rest his soul.

928
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 4: He Also, he's in Montana now celebrity copies. But he

929
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 4: has to.

930
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:17,879
Speaker 1: Put him down in.

931
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 2: It's not true.

932
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 4: I don't know who he is. Also, if he's if

933
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 4: he books shows, I would love to perform at.

934
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 2: I think he's in the hotel business, now go ahead

935
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 2: and talk shit.

936
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 4: If he books hotel rooms, I would love to stay

937
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 4: in the hotel to day.

938
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 2: And I think he repairs them with him, and he's like,

939
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 2: I'm kind of out of the comedy Bison biscuits. And

940
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 2: I looked back and he had like a grout and

941
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 2: some wallsiding for like you for a hotel room. So

942
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 2: he was deep in the hotel biz.

943
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's making it work.

944
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 2: Once you have pieces of hotel in your back seat,

945
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 2: you know you're not getting out, you know what I mean? Hm, Karen,

946
00:45:58,800 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about the dave.

947
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm I'm sorry. That was all on me.

948
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than trying to do a brag and

949
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 1: just having it flopped there.

950
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: Look a pimp man where he was tall BMW with

951
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 2: those thin chariot wheels, which is my favorite lowrider wheel.

952
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like cool.

953
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: I'm a guess, is this? What is this?

954
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 4: Derrick's Derek's Jamaican food?

955
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 2: You know, Derek man.

956
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 4: No, I'm not in exile from my regular country. I

957
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 4: did not break the law.

958
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:43,959
Speaker 2: My name is Derek Johnson. Bought this from a I'm

959
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 2: from Wisconsin. I'm sorry, you guys. My throat gets sore

960
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 2: when I do that.

961
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 4: No, mine sounded like Dracula. My name is Derek Johnson.

962
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 2: One one order of Jack Chicken mine and then we're good.

963
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 2: We're no Danny Gans in this car. I'll tell you

964
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 2: that right now. You mean with celebrity copies you saved

965
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 2: do a Jamaican guy? He says, which village? Oh my, yeah?

966
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 2: He was amazing, Dan.

967
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 4: That's like that Andrey Hepburn movie. I can't remember.

968
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 2: Did I also mention that he sang as different people.

969
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 2: He was a dance man. He did dance numbers. He

970
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 2: was such a good dancer that on its own that

971
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 2: could have been a Vegas spotlighted. Go to his website.

972
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 2: When you go to his website, I was going to

973
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 2: it because for a while I was obsessed with him,

974
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 2: and then he died and then I felt sad. But

975
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 2: ossion over another line. But he did have the cursor

976
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 2: of you went over the little Lost in Powers guy

977
00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: he did it would go yeah baby, and so you

978
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 2: could do it over and over, and that was not

979
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 2: that long ago.

980
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 4: There's no real way to add a morning radio thing

981
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 4: to that. It's already baked in.

982
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: Look at that cute fan family, That's what I was

983
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: staring at, where there are three three kids and the

984
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: mom and a dad and they're all about to walk

985
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: that baby, they're.

986
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 2: All yeah, yeah, they're all you you know what.

987
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 4: Okay, that's not appropriate.

988
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 2: Family.

989
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: It was a supportive honk of we love your family.

990
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's some other elements you didn't mention, and

991
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 4: it's a little weird.

992
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 2: What no one has to know? No one in that

993
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 2: family had both arms. No, I'm just kidding, all single arm.

994
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: It was a single arm family, very common these days

995
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: in America. Oh man, Chris, maybe you could do a

996
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: brag right now?

997
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, other than your all of your stories of

998
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 2: birdle in.

999
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's a good celebrity brag that you have?

1000
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if I have any everyone's.

1001
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 2: Got one or two.

1002
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I've seen how those kind of things

1003
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 4: can work out if you try to brag about a

1004
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 4: celebrity thing.

1005
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 2: Oh and between you and I, Chris, was your example

1006
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: fairly recent? Yeah?

1007
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 4: It was quite recent.

1008
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 2: I think I I think I know which one you're

1009
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 2: talking about.

1010
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 4: You know, you learned by seeing someone get burned. That's

1011
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 4: what my mom always.

1012
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:33,760
Speaker 1: Said as she died in a fire loser.

1013
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 4: She said that as she was saying like that, I

1014
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 4: spent the night at Danny DeVito's house. No, twice, what

1015
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:54,439
Speaker 4: two different houses, his regular house and his beach house

1016
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 4: in Malibu.

1017
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: Break come on, I have the nice beach house in Malibu?

1018
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 4: Was that the best? It was? But there was an

1019
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 4: ordeal before where a friend of mine got arrested on

1020
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 4: the way there. Oh, and so I had to find

1021
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 4: other people to like pick up his car and drive

1022
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 4: me the rest of the way. And then I was

1023
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 4: just like on the phone with him figuring out like

1024
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 4: jail stuff. Oh wow, I was like, arrested for drug possession?

1025
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 4: Do you have like a secret little problem that I

1026
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 4: don't nobody knew about?

1027
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 1: Oh?

1028
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 4: And so I was like on the phone like in

1029
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 4: hysterics for most of the night. And then after I

1030
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,439
Speaker 4: got off the phone with him, I like just got

1031
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 4: super wasted and spent the night at Danny's house kick it.

1032
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 4: But they uh, he had like paraphernalia and stuff that

1033
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 4: the cops decided to not take his evidence, and they

1034
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 4: were like, Okay, put that stuff back in the trunk

1035
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 4: of the car and you know, get rid of it

1036
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 4: when you get to where you're going. And I was like,

1037
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 4: I don't really want to touch any of this stuff

1038
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 4: or have anything to do with it, and they were like,

1039
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 4: just do it. And I forgot about it, and then

1040
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 4: the next morning I had to throw all these like

1041
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 4: drug bags and like craft pipes and Danny Vidos track.

1042
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 2: It's a weird thing for them to demand of you,

1043
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,760
Speaker 2: we don't have room in our storage locker rough drug.

1044
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 4: Well it's because they were gonna, excuse it. It was

1045
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 4: like empty bags. So they were like if there was

1046
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 4: drugs in any of these, there's so many of them

1047
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 4: that you would go to jail with possession with intent

1048
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 4: to distribute. Oh wow, she's just crazy.

1049
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 2: But friends with that guy or is he in rehab? Uh?

1050
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 4: He has, he's gotten his stuff together.

1051
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: Good.

1052
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

1053
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 4: I did not like where your tone was is in Montana?

1054
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's a winner. He's a winner.

1055
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 2: Please at least tell me it's in the Rocky Mountains.

1056
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 2: So the guy that forgets never mind.

1057
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: Where Montana is.

1058
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 2: No, they never and in this car is against me.

1059
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 4: Are the Rockies in Montana?

1060
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:56,919
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1061
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, see I think that was the problem.

1062
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 2: They go through the western edge.

1063
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 4: It was like a geographical issue.

1064
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 2: There's a little beautiful movie that is a great story

1065
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 2: called A River Runs through It. Oh, I've seen that

1066
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 2: was a shot in my town.

1067
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me a.

1068
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 2: He was a preacher at the church where I used

1069
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 2: to pretend to believe, and I was a youth group

1070
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 2: leader at Tom Skarett. It was a lot like the

1071
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 2: real pastor there.

1072
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 4: The overachieving non believer youth group leader.

1073
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not a leader. I mean the kids lucked

1074
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 2: up to me. I think they put me in some sort.

1075
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 4: Of a leaderships a celebrity brag coming in.

1076
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 2: He went on a few trips. We went to Toronto.

1077
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 4: Once, we went to the mall up there and wow,

1078
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 4: and that takes care of my Berlin. So one we

1079
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 4: got fired.

1080
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 2: The old but one wall in Mexico.

1081
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 4: Wow, border part even killing your own references here, Yes, but.

1082
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 2: I think it's what we did in Washington State where.

1083
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 4: Oh, my god, we had a free one convert just

1084
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 4: tossing them out.

1085
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 2: There's these guys that were out of prison up in

1086
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 2: a beautiful helping the.

1087
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:17,919
Speaker 4: My god.

1088
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 2: But we were supposed to scare them with They were like, oh,

1089
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 2: we'll have kids visit them and talk about the Bible.

1090
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 2: And I'd never read the Bible.

1091
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 4: You had to scare straight the prisoners.

1092
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So they were well revers motherfuckers.

1093
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: The kids, right, the prisoner. No, you could end up

1094
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: like these kids. Yeah, and this boring church group.

1095
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get your ship too far together?

1096
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:41,720
Speaker 1: Sorry?

1097
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 2: Sorry, how dare you boring? We were? We listen to

1098
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 2: Chili Peppers and we.

1099
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: So torturous, horrifying, not at the time of nightmare in

1100
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,319
Speaker 1: retroch back to asked, but at the time it was

1101
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: some funky ship.

1102
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 4: Hey, is that the new Chili Peppers? I think I'm

1103
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 4: want to stay in prison.

1104
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna go straight to solitary confinement.

1105
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 4: Huh. Regular life is a prison too, are everywhere.

1106
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,320
Speaker 2: But more of an ear prison with a lot of guitar.

1107
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 4: I already got my bunk set up, so You'm gonna

1108
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 4: stay here.

1109
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't make a difference.

1110
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,919
Speaker 4: You turn those kids onto the PEPs, bro. You did

1111
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 4: make a difference, that's right, PEPs. The other day we

1112
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 4: had I had nothing to do at work and I

1113
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 4: watched a long segment of a based tutorial. It was

1114
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 4: just flee Oh wow. Uh it was like from square

1115
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 4: one about bass. So I don't even know if we

1116
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:49,919
Speaker 4: got really to slapping yet.

1117
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,760
Speaker 2: That's so great? Are you trying to learn? Basically?

1118
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 4: I don't think he slaps I think he plucks maybe, Yeah,

1119
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 4: I don't know. He's not a.

1120
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: Slapper who cares about the bass? Oh you do?

1121
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 4: I have a guitar. Really, I have two guitars.

1122
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,720
Speaker 2: Really, it's one a regular guitar and one a bass guitar.

1123
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 4: One is an acoustic, one is electric.

1124
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 2: Oh wow.

1125
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: And then you have a basis.

1126
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 4: Oh my god. I love that sound so much and

1127
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 4: I can't do it. It really bumps me out. Pete

1128
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 4: is really good at it.

1129
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really.

1130
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 4: I'm so jealous. I wish that I could do it,

1131
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 4: and I really I don't have any right.

1132
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I learned this from Danny Gans. This is a trumpet.

1133
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 4: God rest his soul. Yeah, his talents live on.

1134
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 2: Even though his body is in Montana.

1135
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: The Danny Gams references are just you can't be faking this.

1136
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: You're a fan of Sorry, no, don't apologize. I like it.

1137
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 2: Vegas came up, Vegas, Danny. They're synonymous.

1138
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: When you first started talking about Danny Gans, I thought

1139
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: you were totally lying, and I was like, well, how

1140
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: far can he go with it?

1141
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 4: All the way to the end of the podcast, we're

1142
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 4: pulling into the airport.

1143
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 2: Just now, we are pulling in l a and we're

1144
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 2: going through past these. That was pretty good.

1145
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 4: That was a clarinet.

1146
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 2: Clarinet with lips like an elderly chicken from the Muppets.

1147
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 2: But it's.

1148
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 4: I love that song. Anytime I hear that song, I

1149
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 4: really get very happy.

1150
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, nostalgic. Everything's fun. It makes you want to

1151
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,240
Speaker 2: what airline?

1152
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 4: It makes you want to plod No, no, you know,

1153
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,439
Speaker 4: like plodding along like.

1154
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought you meant plod against someone. You guys, do.

1155
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,439
Speaker 1: You know his airline?

1156
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 2: Oh? That the word is not part of my vocabulary.

1157
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 1: I get it.

1158
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 2: Christmas supposed to. He didn't. Won't high I'm that I'm

1159
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 2: not a wurgin. No, he didn't. He didn't give me

1160
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 2: a little work. That's right. Lots of you people sound California.

1161
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 2: And then I'm gonna sing.

1162
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: Torture.

1163
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 2: I used to have a chili pepper sticker on my

1164
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 2: Ford Escort. That was the entire back window. I used

1165
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 2: to get pulled over.

1166
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 4: It's the entire band.

1167
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 1: They're all standing on my suits, their faces.

1168
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 4: It was flee but it used to get pulled over

1169
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 4: old Ferrel high five by the cops.

1170
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 1: The other guy.

1171
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 2: They would they would, you know, pull me over and

1172
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 2: say that sticker is taking up too much of your

1173
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 2: your view, and I'm like, I'll peel it up, sir.

1174
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 2: In a set in a town of sixty thousand. I

1175
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 2: didn't give a fuck and I kept it on. Yeah,

1176
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 2: because it's the PEPs.

1177
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 1: Did you see that?

1178
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 4: Was it seth Myers or fallon? They did the drum off?

1179
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fine. I actually thoroughly enjoyed that. And

1180
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 2: because you know, I like comedy and I just.

1181
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 4: Like drums, I was like, hell yeah, going together. Well

1182
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,919
Speaker 4: they look alike though, it was where all Ferrell because

1183
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 4: they look the same and they dressed the same.

1184
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 2: They really looked a lot like they look. It was

1185
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 2: very funny. It was hard not to very much think

1186
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 2: it was funny. And I'm not I'm not a big

1187
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell guy. Wow. Yeah, sorry man.

1188
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: He was our first subscriber. But what else I don't

1189
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: give a fuck.

1190
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, that's how we are.

1191
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, this isn't a Funnier Die thing where you can

1192
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 2: just say no and get rid of it, because you

1193
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 2: are here to stay.

1194
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 4: Gun's blazing right now.

1195
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 2: It's part of Funnier Die. That's why I said, that's right.

1196
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 4: Not just bringing funnier die into it, but clarifying the

1197
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 4: connection between the two in the interest of insulting will

1198
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 4: fer that's clarity.

1199
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 2: I show my work.

1200
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 1: Is virgin Atlantic what we're looking for.

1201
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 4: It's virgin America. Okay, Atlantic is for the British people.

1202
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: Is that true?

1203
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 2: You know England? One month ago? Yes, I was in Buxton,

1204
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 2: and then Brixton and then West just Shia. That's in

1205
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 2: the UK, part of Great Britain, but mostly Britain and

1206
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 2: also in the United Kingdom. Those are all when I

1207
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 2: was there, because I really was there.

1208
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 4: Okay, there we go, that's what I was.

1209
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just looking for an American voice to

1210
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: tell what was really happening.

1211
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 2: And that's my British voice is a liar can voices

1212
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 2: didn't and uh and uh everyone. I didn't know the

1213
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 2: difference between Great Britain and the United Kingdom, and there

1214
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 2: isn't a difference as far as I go ahead, superstar, Yeah,

1215
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 2: why did you get more family members tattooed on your elbow? Oh? Yeah,

1216
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 2: this is my Montana arm.

1217
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 4: Did you get in trouble because of the Great Britain

1218
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 4: UK thing?

1219
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 2: No? No, I did ask it hesitantly. I almost got

1220
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 2: in trouble when I said.

1221
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:30,959
Speaker 1: So woo woo woo.

1222
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 2: What's the difference, you guys? How's a pound different from

1223
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 2: a cuckoo quid? And there is no difference, by the way.

1224
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 2: But yeah, United Kingdom, you would think. But Great Britain

1225
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 2: same thing. If someone disagrees with me, go ahead and

1226
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 2: tweet at us.

1227
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 4: What is the difference.

1228
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 2: Maybe Scotland is involved with the United Kingdom and Great

1229
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 2: Britain is just the English England part.

1230
01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:00,080
Speaker 4: Because it's just England. Yeah, oh so Great Britain and

1231
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 4: is like a masturbatory thing.

1232
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like Britain weren't great. Yeah, in the United

1233
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 2: Kingdom is like what you say when you're wearing a

1234
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 2: suit and not jerking off.

1235
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: I just got back into this conversation that brought me

1236
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 1: back to you.

1237
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 2: Are we that is it not fun for you? Karen?

1238
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 2: What do you have a date?

1239
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: This van putting his arm out, his tattooed arm out

1240
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 1: with his slicked back hair to stop me, instead of

1241
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: like going can I get in? But instead of like here,

1242
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 1: let me in because it's me with the tattooed.

1243
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 4: He's attracted to him.

1244
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 2: Karen likes a rebel.

1245
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 1: I do I hate him? For I hate him for

1246
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: being so beautiful that white.

1247
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 4: Van even more attractive to you about him, isn't it.

1248
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 4: He bossed me around and his I love a slightly

1249
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 4: larger vehicle than mine. Sticker.

1250
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 2: I could see the sticker. I'll describe it. It says, iHeart.

1251
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 2: And there's a picture of a school bu and this

1252
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 2: guy's driving a white Uh. Oh, that's so great. God,

1253
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 2: damn it, God, Chris, you're all right? Yes? Yeah.

1254
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: Also it's hot, but it's hot as fuck.

1255
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 2: Turn it up. Yeah, I can turn down the mic

1256
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 2: that is aimed exactly at the thing. It doesn't matter.

1257
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 2: We have the sights and sounds of the road.

1258
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: It's so true. We should roll a windows down.

1259
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 2: Chris, you want to, I don't care it. Yeah.

1260
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 4: Those Jackhammer birthday August first, August first.

1261
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:37,439
Speaker 1: So you're a leo?

1262
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 4: Yes I am. Do you know anything about that?

1263
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:44,440
Speaker 1: My sister's leo. My sisters really bossy, really large and

1264
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: in charge.

1265
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 2: My sisters room really mine.

1266
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: That's what you guys are like.

1267
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 2: My sister is a leo, and I she would totally

1268
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 2: thank god. She let me into her room, taught me

1269
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 2: all about music and even in uh, in their twenties,

1270
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 2: you know I she's older than me. We'd like to

1271
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 2: sleep in the same bed on Christmas Eve.

1272
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 4: So wake up.

1273
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, just the two of you, just

1274
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 2: the two UBOs. Sorry I was gonna do that.

1275
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,959
Speaker 4: What uh wait? So I'm like your sister.

1276
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Virgin America.

1277
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 2: You're like my sister. Her sister's bossy.

1278
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 4: Yes, Virgin America America. Well, whose sister am I like?

1279
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 4: Before I get out, I want to know.

1280
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 1: I feel like, no, I don't think you're like my sister.

1281
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't really believe in horoscopes. I just like to

1282
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 1: think about Oh.

1283
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 4: I like to think about it too.

1284
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: I like to think about people because it hurts my feelings.

1285
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:39,680
Speaker 4: It does to be Leo, well sometimes it does. I'm like, oh,

1286
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 4: that is like me, I gotta change or whatever. And

1287
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 4: those are the times where I'm like this stuff is

1288
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 4: true right when they're like you're confident and self assured

1289
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,040
Speaker 4: and like, this stuff's bullshit, it's not right right. This

1290
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 4: is for goofing.

1291
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 2: If it's you have trouble organizing things and you need

1292
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 2: to make more lists.

1293
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 4: I read this book that was like the Sink The

1294
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 4: Secret Language of Birthdays, and it tells you it's not

1295
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 4: even your sign, it's specifically your actual birthdate. And it

1296
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:09,080
Speaker 4: was like, you don't feel comfortable being a leader or

1297
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 4: a follower, so you're just kind of stuck in life.

1298
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 4: Oh wow, And I was like, oh my god, we're back.

1299
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 4: I gotta get this book.

1300
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely think again because I have both of

1301
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 1: those books. Now. I have the sacret language of birthdays

1302
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 1: and the and the sacred language of relationships, where you

1303
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 1: can look the person that you like, you can look

1304
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 1: up their birthday and your birthday and see if you're

1305
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,960
Speaker 1: a match. It's such bullshit, but it's just fun and dumb.

1306
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fine, but I don't like the fun part.

1307
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 4: I'm like, tell me why I'm.

1308
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: Bad and wrong, fix me with things I don't need fixing. Oh,

1309
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:42,440
Speaker 1: there's my brain. We are.

1310
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 2: There is your brush curbside like you left it. What

1311
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 2: do you mean I can't hold this as a carry on?

1312
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 4: Well fine, I'll just throw it in the street.

1313
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:51,920
Speaker 1: Goodbye brush.

1314
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 2: Chris. You're great, This is great.

1315
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 4: Thank you everybody.

1316
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Trip, you have everything.

1317
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:01,560
Speaker 4: You need non stop. Baby, I want to plug anything.

1318
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,560
Speaker 2: You're going to be in New York and.

1319
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I'll be in New York until July fifth.

1320
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 4: So even when this comes out, I still have a

1321
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:09,440
Speaker 4: bunch of shows coming up.

1322
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 2: People could just go to your website or maybe your Twitter.

1323
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 4: Yes, my website this is Christhayer dot com, or on

1324
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 4: Twitter at Chris Thayer says, and that's it.

1325
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 2: That sounds great, that's it.

1326
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 4: Thanks so much you guys.

1327
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 2: Thanks by Chris, Bye Chris.

1328
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:26,320
Speaker 1: Then you throw that down.

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Speaker 2: Oh and that's been another You watch another episode.

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Speaker 4: That's been another episode.

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Speaker 2: Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need it?

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Speaker 2: Why aar?

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Speaker 3: This has been an Exactly Right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Annalise Nelson, mixed by Edson Troy. Our talent

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Speaker 1: booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y n R podcast.

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Speaker 3: For more information, go to Exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh you're welcome.