1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episol. 2 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 2: Well, I don't really care what people say. 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,639 Speaker 3: I don't really care what them wan do. 4 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:23,640 Speaker 4: Still, I got to stick to my girls like Glue 5 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 4: and Mana playing my number two. There is welcome ladies 6 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 4: and gentlemen, gentiles and little Mama's a life working to 7 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 4: another phenomenal episode. 8 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 3: And my mama told me the podcast it dives deep 9 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 3: into the pockets of black conspiracy. 10 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:46,199 Speaker 2: Periods and we finally work to approve the conspiracies that 11 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 2: you the listeners have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode. 12 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, and come on, sham Paul. He had his GRIP 13 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 3: designation for Paul. 14 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, he had it. 15 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,759 Speaker 3: Man, come on, I loved it. 16 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 2: We got an email from a person named Jordan. 17 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 3: You want me to read it? 18 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 2: You canna read it. You're welcome to read it. It's 19 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,559 Speaker 2: the subject line is no teeth. No teeth came from Georgian. 20 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know, we were like, as a huge 21 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,759 Speaker 3: Obi Trice Fans was like, let's check this out. 22 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. When I've seen someone say no teeth. 23 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 2: It's the first thing that pops in my head is 24 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:34,040 Speaker 2: that is that Obi Trice song him saying, got some 25 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 2: tea and I any other Obi Trice music. I have 26 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 2: no other I know, but I bought the album. Damn 27 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 2: was it worth it? 28 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 3: Bro? Yeah, Obie, I'm not I'm not gonna go too 29 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 3: into Obi Trice was a good rapper. Bro, he just 30 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 3: got fucked up because it was nobody could exist under 31 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 3: fifty cent and he was. It was like around. It 32 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 3: was the same time period, Obi Trice. If you go 33 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 3: back it, listen to he is a good rapper. 34 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 2: Here's what I'll say is that I do remember people 35 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 2: saying that Obi Trice was like because he came out 36 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 2: of Eminem's camp and then sort of like attempted to 37 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 2: thrive to your point at the height of like fifty premiering. 38 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 2: And I don't think he was D twelve Olivia, but 39 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 2: he was like D twelve adjacent. D twelve was was 40 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 2: a bunch of dudes. I think it was six of them, 41 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 2: and then Obi Trice was like another homie that wasn't 42 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 2: technically D twelve. If I'm not mistaken, I didn't like 43 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 2: D twelve. 44 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 3: I liked Obie Trice. 45 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 2: I liked D twelve was funny, but I didn't necessarily 46 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 2: think that they were great rappers, if that makes sense. 47 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't want to listen to Obi Trice D twelve? 48 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,839 Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, yeah, I don't. I don't know any 49 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:48,239 Speaker 3: besides my band. 50 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 2: Yeah no, yeah. In the Purple Pills, I knew that 51 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 2: song and I liked that. 52 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 3: Oh I remember that. 53 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 2: And the fat one, who I thought was like gonna 54 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 2: be the fun guy, ended up becoming like a a murderer, 55 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:02,119 Speaker 2: really bizarre. 56 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 3: Yeah. 57 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 2: I thought he was like the silly one, and he 58 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 2: was apparently a very violent man who killed people. 59 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,959 Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing about being fat is people think 60 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 3: you're supposed to be hilarious, but you might just be a. 61 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 2: Bad guy sometimes that's true. I think maybe that was 62 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 2: me being a little I guess prejudice. I just said 63 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 2: something he'd be jovial and kind and instead. 64 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, because you see him and you're like, what a 65 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 3: good guy. 66 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like he wouldn't hurt anybody. He's so cuddly, and. 67 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 3: I want to speak up. There's a lot of bad 68 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 3: fat guys out there. I don't think people really understand. 69 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,279 Speaker 2: I'm glad you said it, because I wasn't gonna say 70 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 2: those are words you are gonna get me. 71 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 3: To say, Oh, it's just like it's like, it's just 72 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 3: like anybody else. 73 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: Man. 74 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 3: There's a lot of good ones. There's a lot of 75 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 3: bad ones. But thinking fat guys are hilarious. They might 76 00:03:58,800 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 3: beat your fucking ass. 77 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 2: The fat guys and and real hard to take down 78 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 2: in a fight. I've been in a couple of fat 79 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 2: guy fights, and them punches feel like they don't walk. 80 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 3: I've been exclusively a fat guy fights. I never done 81 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 3: anything else. That's a good thing about why it's so 82 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 3: much better being a fat guy than a little guy. 83 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you don't bounce them punches bounce off. 84 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's like some way to it all. I'll 85 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 3: throw you in the trash can. But a little guy, 86 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 3: you just gotta be little. 87 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, Now you gotta really train to survive. 88 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,799 Speaker 3: As you ever see little guys fight when they're so fast, 89 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 3: but it's not doing anything. Yeah, like, oh, poor little guy. 90 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 2: You watch those like so fast? What's the what's the 91 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 2: tiny guys in boxing? Like the miniature miniature fellas, And 92 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 2: they'll be hitting each other and them punches don't they 93 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 2: don't fucking do nothing. 94 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no. 95 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 2: Not like little people I'm not talking about the little 96 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 2: people like fucking you know circuits. 97 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were talking about some That's what 98 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 3: I thought you. 99 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 2: I mean like featherweight boxing matches, where like it truly 100 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:24,280 Speaker 2: is just like the tiny fucking men who like are 101 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 2: very technically sound, but like never knock each other out 102 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 2: because it's just not possible. Their little fists just can't 103 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:33,360 Speaker 2: do it. 104 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 3: There's just so like, yeah, yeah, I used to play, 105 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 3: like sometimes we play fight night and we would be featherweights, 106 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,679 Speaker 3: and I would get because like, if we're talking about fights, 107 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 3: I want to see two big old slabs of meat, 108 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,240 Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I want to see two big, 109 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:55,160 Speaker 3: huge knuckle dragon That's what I want to watch. I 110 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 3: don't really care. 111 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 2: That is the part of slavery that I did agree with. 112 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 3: Where whoa, whoa, whoa, we're going. 113 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 2: Alone, two men. You gotta make the biggest ones to 114 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,159 Speaker 2: fight each other. You gotta see how that blades out. 115 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 2: What are you gonna do it? 116 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 3: It's not just with men. I believe it with animals. 117 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 3: I believe I believe it with monster trumks. Like it's 118 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:20,919 Speaker 3: all things. I want to see the big ones go 119 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 3: at each other. 120 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 2: You gotta see the Green machine run over a bunch 121 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 2: of yeahs. 122 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 3: I want to see little guys jump and dance and 123 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 3: things like that. 124 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, get thrown in the air, that's always fun. 125 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a big Nate Robinson guy. 126 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:41,479 Speaker 2: That was fun. It really did. There was a part 127 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 2: of me that like really never fully recovered from him 128 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 2: getting knocked out by Jake Paul. 129 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 3: That was the problem. He shouldn't have gone to fighting. 130 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 2: I and maybe this is similar to how you felt there. 131 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 2: I just, for my entire life have genuinely believed that 132 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 2: professional athletes were a tier above average humans, you know 133 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 2: what I mean. Where it was just like he's an 134 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 2: NBA player, and not only that he was an exceptional 135 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 2: NBA player for his size. I just presumed that his 136 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 2: physicality would be just a tier above any regular motherfucker. 137 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 2: And then him getting yeah, it was just like it 138 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 2: wasn't that he lost the fight. If he lost, you know, 139 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 2: and whatever, they just in decision where like Jake Paul 140 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 2: punched him in the head more times than he punched 141 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 2: Jake Paul. Fine, I can live with that, but him 142 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 2: getting fucking like sunk was man disturbing to watch. Bro. 143 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:50,680 Speaker 3: I mean, but here's part of it is like, man, 144 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,800 Speaker 3: I hate to be this guy. 145 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:56,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, tell me why Jake Paul deserves more of our. 146 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 3: I just know I think I think he's a step 147 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:02,200 Speaker 3: above like an average person as far as athleticism goes. 148 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,679 Speaker 3: I don't think he's a professional fighter by any means 149 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 3: or anything like that. But I don't think he's a 150 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 3: bum off the street. 151 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 2: No. I think that's to become clear now that Jake 152 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 2: Paul does train really hard and seems to be a 153 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 2: skilled fighter as it relates to boxing, not necessarily to 154 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 2: your point, a heavyweight contender by any means. But he ain't. 155 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 2: He ain't no fucking round as you know, as person 156 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,880 Speaker 2: that said when he knocked out me, he said, you 157 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 2: don't sell them tickets though, Jake Paul. That's why Dana 158 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,680 Speaker 2: White will let him fight people. They say, you don't 159 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,160 Speaker 2: like his fan base is all kids. Kids don't buy 160 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 2: pay per views and show they pay for the room 161 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 2: for the fights, and they don't. Really, that's just what 162 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 2: I heard on the internet. Anyways, let's get to this 163 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 2: em we don't don't know. Well, let me just finish 164 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 2: this thought. I think Jake Paul then was not what 165 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,920 Speaker 2: we know him to be right like that, he knocked 166 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 2: out Nate Robinson in like his second or third fight, 167 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 2: and that then we were like, well, we could bring 168 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:06,880 Speaker 2: in any black man and he'll beat his ass. And 169 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,880 Speaker 2: then he knocked out Nate Robinson and we were like, 170 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:13,960 Speaker 2: uh oh, this might be our nightmare. This might literally 171 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 2: be the worst thing that's ever happened to black people. 172 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:21,120 Speaker 3: Yeah. We it's not good if we lose fights to 173 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:29,079 Speaker 3: I say, so, yeah, it's just it's not great. It's 174 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:32,840 Speaker 3: not I still love Nate. I still love Nate. That 175 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 3: being said, keep your head up. Seattle Washington legend. Yeah, 176 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,439 Speaker 3: Shoutino Beach High School. If you ever want to come 177 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,640 Speaker 3: on the pod, Like, isn't into it? I'm into it? 178 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 3: Yeah No, I mean I'm gonna talk down to you 179 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,439 Speaker 3: when you come on. 180 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,200 Speaker 2: The pod because of how little respect I hold for 181 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,480 Speaker 2: you now. But but yeah, please. 182 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,400 Speaker 3: Come on the pod. You have to fight both of us. 183 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 2: And Buddy, I got a good chance. 184 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,000 Speaker 3: Oh man, so easy to We're gonna get beat. 185 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 2: I'm gonna win, but I think I could. I think 186 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,760 Speaker 2: I get a good fucking hit on you. 187 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 3: That's all I really ever want, man. 188 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to be able to say yeah, 189 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,319 Speaker 2: but he's stuck him pretty good. 190 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:17,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta know you fought me that. Okay, Yeah, 191 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,880 Speaker 3: let's get into it. Why not. We're warned, all right. 192 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 3: This is from Jordan Highlight singer David. Not a conspiracy, 193 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 3: but something weird. My dad told me was to get 194 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:34,320 Speaker 3: me a girl with no teeth. Yeah, you heard right. 195 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:41,480 Speaker 3: My dad told me this when I was six, little early, 196 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:47,080 Speaker 3: I randomly a little early to time. I mean, it's 197 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,200 Speaker 3: the only time. It's the last time in your life 198 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 3: where it's gonna no never mind by that point, and 199 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,600 Speaker 3: I was confused. I don't know how cure. 200 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 2: A little early to have an opinion on what to 201 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,160 Speaker 2: do with that mouth. 202 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,959 Speaker 3: But yeah, no, it's it's also a bulld commitment for 203 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:10,080 Speaker 3: hold on. Yeah. Well he told me this when I 204 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,920 Speaker 3: was six. I randomly remember this well into my twenties 205 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 3: and got to ask him about it before he passed. 206 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:19,040 Speaker 3: He just shamefully hung his head and whispered to get head. 207 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 2: No less. 208 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:38,320 Speaker 3: Why was that the question you asked? You didn't understand what. 209 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,520 Speaker 5: He meant the first time, you know, like before my 210 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,840 Speaker 5: father dies, I must ask him, what did you mean, 211 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,439 Speaker 5: Papa when you said get a girl with no teens, 212 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,480 Speaker 5: and he was so ashamed that you. 213 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,840 Speaker 2: Didn't understand that he had to explain it, and he said, 214 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 2: son to get head, and then he's. 215 00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:02,079 Speaker 3: Fads and then he left. That was his final words. 216 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,400 Speaker 2: That ended his journey on this mortar coil. 217 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,920 Speaker 3: That's so sad and then okay. So then he says, 218 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,640 Speaker 3: is this like a thing were nia is just getting 219 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 3: toothless head and then bragging to their friends. My dad 220 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 3: was born in nineteen forty nine and had me at fifty. 221 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 3: I'm twenty seven, so I'm wondering if it's some weird 222 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,839 Speaker 3: older generation ship. Big fan of the podcast came a 223 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,040 Speaker 3: Chicago live show and like some special taping a green 224 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,880 Speaker 3: mil and had a blast. Y'all are my favorite podcast 225 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,080 Speaker 3: with great care. 226 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 2: Jordan, Thanks, Thanks you, Jordan's that's very nice of you 227 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,560 Speaker 2: to like us. And I'm really sorry that your dad 228 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 2: is no longer with us, because boy, do I have 229 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,880 Speaker 2: more questions for him than I think you have answers. 230 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:49,960 Speaker 3: I don't think it's that complicated. Though it was a joke, right. 231 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:55,040 Speaker 2: I don't look I wanted to be a joke. I agree 232 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:58,079 Speaker 2: that he would be a gav. But he hung his 233 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:02,000 Speaker 2: head and said to get some head. And and I 234 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:06,480 Speaker 2: don't know if that was a joking response to the follow. 235 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,560 Speaker 3: Up, he was probably bummedy He's like this squaress thing 236 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 3: still doesn't get Yeah, I'm hilarious, I'm saying, am I raising? Yeah? 237 00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:20,600 Speaker 3: Come on, cause, like, let's be honest. We're both adult men. 238 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,360 Speaker 3: We know a lot of different adult men. Do you 239 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:28,760 Speaker 3: know anybody who's gotten head from somebody with no teeth? None? No, 240 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 3: with no teeth. 241 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,319 Speaker 2: I don't believe though. 242 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,800 Speaker 3: And here's what I know about dudes in head. If 243 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:39,400 Speaker 3: it's that great, it will spread. He was in, like, like, 244 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,680 Speaker 3: if if it was that amazing, people would be going 245 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 3: out of their way to do it more. Yeah. 246 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,240 Speaker 2: No, we all know who's uh who sucks the dick's 247 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:51,040 Speaker 2: the best around town. That seems to be a shareable 248 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,840 Speaker 2: piece of information for everybody. 249 00:13:54,360 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this this got weird. Everybody wants to Day's. 250 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have new merch. We 251 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 2: have very exciting merch that we are now selling and 252 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,800 Speaker 2: it's fucking great. We love it so much. 253 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,200 Speaker 3: Just sleek, it's sexy. 254 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,160 Speaker 2: Come on, you want to tell them what we have? 255 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is 256 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 3: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien 257 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 3: dad hat the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then 258 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,800 Speaker 3: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has 259 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 3: a coofie on it since my mama told me. And 260 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,880 Speaker 3: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama, 261 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,880 Speaker 3: which is who you are. 262 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now go to ma 263 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:54,080 Speaker 2: mama told me dot Merchcentral dot com, and we want 264 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:59,400 Speaker 2: you to have all the sweet stuff, so get it. 265 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 3: It's also I also think it's like more of like 266 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 3: a young guy thing to say, where you like pretend 267 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 3: you know what I mean. 268 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,640 Speaker 2: It sounds like Jordan's dad was the oldest man to 269 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,960 Speaker 2: ever be a dad, So it is a little bit 270 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:15,360 Speaker 2: of a. 271 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. 272 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:22,400 Speaker 2: I don't know, I personally, let's start from the beginning. 273 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 2: I certainly understand the benefits of head without teeth. It 274 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:33,400 Speaker 2: seems like a pleasurable experience. I guess head without teeth. 275 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 2: I don't know why you would make that person your girl, Like, 276 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 2: there's no other payoff other than the dick suggon that 277 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:47,280 Speaker 2: could possibly happen from a toothless lady. Everything else feels 278 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,600 Speaker 2: like a big downfall. 279 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,840 Speaker 3: You can't marry just for head. 280 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, head, head can't be the reason you fall 281 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 2: in love with somebody. 282 00:15:55,520 --> 00:16:01,040 Speaker 3: I feel like you're looking for partnership. Solid interaction was great, family, 283 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 3: you can't be like but she sucks her real good like, 284 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 3: you know what I mean, What are you gonna do 285 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 3: after she sucks your dick? There's a whole bunch of 286 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,960 Speaker 3: other There's twenty three eight hours and forty five minutes 287 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:12,680 Speaker 3: left in the day. 288 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,400 Speaker 2: Bro y'all gotta take pictures, you know what I mean. 289 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta go on vacation. 290 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 2: You gotta introduce her to your friends and your family. 291 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,040 Speaker 2: You can't. You can't. She can't be like, Hi, my 292 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 2: name's Alicia. And then she opens her mouth and it's 293 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 2: it's cavernous in there. 294 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 3: Also, she's gotta introduce you to her friends and family. 295 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 3: And you don't think they're gonna know why you're snooping around? 296 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, you think. 297 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,040 Speaker 3: You don't think they're gonna know. You don't think her 298 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 3: dad's gonna know. You think he's gonna You think he's 299 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,760 Speaker 3: gonna like you. 300 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 2: You think he's gonna be like, oh, my son just 301 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 2: sees her inner beauty. No, he knows what the fuck 302 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 2: you're doing. 303 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,480 Speaker 3: He want some head because his dad told it to him. 304 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:57,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's heard it, you know, friends and talks shit 305 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:02,600 Speaker 2: to him about his daughter. Hey, I know your daughter 306 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:06,160 Speaker 2: ain't got no teeth. Fuck you, Michael, fuck you. I'll 307 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:11,240 Speaker 2: kill you. No mother you talking about I'm just saying, brother, 308 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,320 Speaker 2: you ain't got no teeth. 309 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I don't think this was I wasn't think 310 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:23,879 Speaker 3: that many people don't have teeth. I have no teeth. 311 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,960 Speaker 3: I don't think it's that many. 312 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,280 Speaker 2: That part, I actually don't know that I agree on. 313 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,960 Speaker 2: I think more than we realize, people don't have teeth. 314 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,320 Speaker 2: I think I think. 315 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,119 Speaker 3: Dental care all the teeth. 316 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,159 Speaker 2: I think dental care is pretty far removed from the 317 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 2: average person's experience on this planet and not. While I 318 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,639 Speaker 2: don't think that they have all their teeth missing, I 319 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 2: think that a lot of times people have more substantial 320 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,880 Speaker 2: amounts of teeth missing than we realize. 321 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I'm saying that, like, I'm not missing 322 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,880 Speaker 3: three Well. 323 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,480 Speaker 2: You're missing three teeth? Uh huh what happened to them? 324 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,520 Speaker 2: But it's good as you can't know you you look 325 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,919 Speaker 2: straight on it, look like you got more than you need. 326 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good, right, Yeah, No, and then you hold. 327 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 2: A damn would you get in a corner and a 328 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,119 Speaker 2: cop fight? What happened? 329 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:18,840 Speaker 3: Man? Two of them, it's just eat it's just eating ship. 330 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,399 Speaker 3: They just like I think one was stressed during a 331 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 3: real bad part of my life, and then the other two. 332 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,880 Speaker 3: I don't even know that I was just eating some ship. 333 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,199 Speaker 2: But that's the thing, just like, yeah, I got, I 334 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 2: am dental, now I have. 335 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:38,160 Speaker 3: I'm really cruising, all right. Don't you know Bragg about it? 336 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,880 Speaker 2: She's wowed every time I show up. She's like Jesus Christ, man, 337 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 2: how do you do it? And I go, baby girl, 338 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,960 Speaker 2: if I could, if I could tell you, I would. 339 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:47,879 Speaker 2: I'm just living. 340 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,080 Speaker 3: You know, it's you know, it's trashy as hell. When 341 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,080 Speaker 3: I was a kid, I always kind of wished I 342 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:57,000 Speaker 3: was missing one. I thought it was. I thought it 343 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,919 Speaker 3: was I thought it looked cool to be missing like 344 00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,400 Speaker 3: that one. 345 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:04,160 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I can see that it is kind 346 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,479 Speaker 2: of cool. Not real, I mean, not in not in 347 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:11,440 Speaker 2: real adulthood, but like I used to want to similarly, 348 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,560 Speaker 2: I used to want to scar over my eye. 349 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,879 Speaker 3: I used to think that that didn't I would didn't. 350 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,840 Speaker 2: Be cool as fuck to just have like a fucking 351 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,840 Speaker 2: like slice over my eye and a cool story to 352 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:23,600 Speaker 2: tell about it. 353 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,639 Speaker 3: I feel like it's because there was a lot of 354 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,639 Speaker 3: cartoons where there was cool looking bad guys with the 355 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 3: sky on I scars. Yeah. 356 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 2: No, it was a thing for a moment. Yeah, I 357 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,480 Speaker 2: think it's cool, but I fear that if I were 358 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:41,360 Speaker 2: to invest in uh an ice scar, it would affect 359 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,359 Speaker 2: me in a way that I can't control or benefit from. 360 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,120 Speaker 3: No, because you gotta have that everywhere. 361 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,640 Speaker 2: You gotta have it everywhere, and I you know, then 362 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 2: you turn into like like a character who has to 363 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 2: always be like a rough and tumble whatever the fucking 364 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,720 Speaker 2: you know. You can't be the main guy anymore in 365 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,040 Speaker 2: anything changes your career. 366 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,200 Speaker 3: I mean, I wow, that made me feel bad. I've 367 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,680 Speaker 3: never thought about being the main guy in anything else, 368 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:10,960 Speaker 3: the main. 369 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,480 Speaker 2: Guy, not even that's not even the dream for you. 370 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,880 Speaker 2: You don't want to be the main guy. 371 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:19,160 Speaker 3: No, I don't really like all the attention this gardners 372 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,800 Speaker 3: to be completely honest, funny. 373 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:26,159 Speaker 2: Guys, it's almost like you for a reason. 374 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, when you when I like first started doing this 375 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,640 Speaker 3: and I was like twenty two, I was like, man, 376 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,520 Speaker 3: I want to be famous. I'd be so cool. And 377 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,920 Speaker 3: then the older I guy was like, well, I kind 378 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,080 Speaker 3: of just want to stay out the way. Damn. Yeah, 379 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 3: I'll be hiring me for your stuff. If you're listening, 380 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:45,399 Speaker 3: you know, Lex will be the main guy. I'll be 381 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,359 Speaker 3: a good side guy. 382 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, let my boy be the side guy. 383 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,560 Speaker 3: I'll be the main guy. Come on, I'm one of 384 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,920 Speaker 3: the best side guys in the biz. I just want 385 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 3: to be like, I just want to be the level 386 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,240 Speaker 3: of famous where like if I pull up to my 387 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,760 Speaker 3: favorite taco place shout out to Los Carboncito, they throw 388 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 3: a couple extra in the back, but. 389 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,320 Speaker 2: I don't make it. 390 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:07,680 Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, hey, we saw you on blah blah blah. 391 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,760 Speaker 3: Would you like a hord China? 392 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,439 Speaker 2: Yeah that's tight. Yeah. I don't want to be the 393 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:17,000 Speaker 2: main guy for the fame, but I do and I 394 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,000 Speaker 2: do like the attention and the money, So yeah, I'll 395 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,800 Speaker 2: keep aspiring to main guy. 396 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,159 Speaker 3: But do you like the attention? Somebody noticed me on 397 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 3: the street because of this podcast the other day sketched 398 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,600 Speaker 3: me the fuck out. 399 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,200 Speaker 2: That's because our fans are weirdos and eyeballs. I don't 400 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,119 Speaker 2: think that's no. 401 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,159 Speaker 3: She is very nice. Shout out to her. She was 402 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,159 Speaker 3: very nice. But I was walking where I'm always walking 403 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,919 Speaker 3: and she was like, can I take a picture? And 404 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,280 Speaker 3: I was like what. I didn't think she was talking 405 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,119 Speaker 3: to me. And then I was like me, are you 406 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 3: sure you're talking to me? And she was like, I 407 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,600 Speaker 3: love your podcast and I was like, okay. 408 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:54,439 Speaker 2: I like attention in the way that every stand up 409 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 2: comedian likes attention. And I think that being a main 410 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:05,440 Speaker 2: guy only propels that want that, you know, feeding that 411 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:10,239 Speaker 2: beast that we all have, Like I don't necessarily. 412 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 3: Want my day there's no bottom to it. 413 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,360 Speaker 2: Well, I think that's the problem with this industry, right, 414 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,360 Speaker 2: is that you don't get to pick like the stopping 415 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:23,280 Speaker 2: point for your success. You either are hugely successful and 416 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 2: can continue to grow, or you can bottom out completely 417 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,120 Speaker 2: and no one gives a fuck about you, and we're 418 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,679 Speaker 2: all just gambling to try to find some middle that 419 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:35,199 Speaker 2: doesn't exist. So, yes, I recognize that this is a 420 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,640 Speaker 2: faulty premise, but that doesn't change me being a sick, 421 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 2: sick man. 422 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 3: You know what I mean. You don't think there's a 423 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,439 Speaker 3: middle ground. What about bul keem Woodbind. 424 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,000 Speaker 2: I think bokem Woodbind's dream is not to be bokem woodbine. 425 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,159 Speaker 3: Thoughts do you know what I'm saying. 426 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,840 Speaker 2: Like I think bo Kem would happily be number one 427 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,720 Speaker 2: on the call sheet. He just happens to not be 428 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,479 Speaker 2: number one on the call sheet, That's true, and so 429 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,520 Speaker 2: he he does hold the fucking cool spot in celebrity 430 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,080 Speaker 2: where everybody knows him and it's fucking cool, you know 431 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,960 Speaker 2: what I mean. But like his dream ain't to stay 432 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,640 Speaker 2: where he's at. He's trying to. He's got bigger dreams too. 433 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,600 Speaker 3: Well now, I just feel like I have low dreams. 434 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:19,480 Speaker 3: So I'm glad that this ended on a high note. 435 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,240 Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that wasn't my attention. 436 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:29,200 Speaker 6: But but if we can see, yeah, no, I think 437 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,119 Speaker 6: that's clear. I always I owned up to the insanity 438 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,240 Speaker 6: of what I'm asking for. 439 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 3: Fair, fair, fair, fair, And ultimately I do think that like, 440 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:40,840 Speaker 3: if you happen to fall in love with a woman 441 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,480 Speaker 3: with no teeth, that's great, but I should it be 442 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,320 Speaker 3: something that you look for. It's gonna lead you to 443 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,199 Speaker 3: some weird parties, some weird meet up groups, yeah, some 444 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:56,080 Speaker 3: strange after hours festival parts. Like you don't want you can't, 445 00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,840 Speaker 3: you can't. That can't be a driving decision, I think, No, 446 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,600 Speaker 3: teeth should not be same with anybody part. I think 447 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,159 Speaker 3: can't it can't drive you. 448 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think everybody should should be aiming 449 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,720 Speaker 2: for somebody with all their parts. And if you should 450 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,840 Speaker 2: be so blessed to find a person who loves you 451 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,280 Speaker 2: despite their missing parts, then that can also be a 452 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:21,359 Speaker 2: blessing that you you cherish. Yeah, And I think that's ultimately, 453 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,000 Speaker 2: ain't nothing wrong with a girl with no legs. There 454 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,439 Speaker 2: is something wrong, Like I'm trying to find me a 455 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 2: girl with no legs. That's right, that's the odd thing 456 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,760 Speaker 2: that you're doing. And you need to reflect on that 457 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,360 Speaker 2: a little bit. 458 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,119 Speaker 3: And I think Jordan, with your father was ultimately trying 459 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:39,640 Speaker 3: to tell you was maybe looking at some non conventional places. 460 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,399 Speaker 3: Beauty is all around you. 461 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 2: Damn that is correct, Jordan. I think I think maybe 462 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,159 Speaker 2: what your father wanted you to understand is that is 463 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,320 Speaker 2: that the world is complicated and the people there, the 464 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:56,520 Speaker 2: the standards of beauty that we set are sometimes unreasonable. 465 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,919 Speaker 2: We're asked to fall in love with people who do 466 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,760 Speaker 2: not look even like themselves in pictures anymore. And maybe 467 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,520 Speaker 2: your dad just had the foresight to understand that, Like, 468 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,520 Speaker 2: there are plenty of women out here with quote unquote 469 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,520 Speaker 2: metaphorical no teeth, and you need to see the beauty 470 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 2: in them as much as you see it in the 471 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,320 Speaker 2: women with all eighty eight teeth. 472 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 3: In their head? Is how many there are? 473 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,240 Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I just picked a random 474 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 2: number and felt confident about it. 475 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,399 Speaker 3: I did too, I believe you. 476 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,760 Speaker 2: I think it's thirty two thirty That sounds right. How 477 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,679 Speaker 2: many teeth we got? That feels like thirty two is 478 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,560 Speaker 2: too little. I don't have thirty two teeth. Well, that 479 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,359 Speaker 2: much is clear. 480 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,840 Speaker 3: I mean, even at the height. 481 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,320 Speaker 2: I don't think most adults have thirty two teeth most, 482 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,560 Speaker 2: which is twelve three more than children. Among thirty two 483 00:25:53,640 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 2: teeth are eight incisors for canines, for pre promote, prommelers, promolers, 484 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,440 Speaker 2: or premolars. Okay, I tried my best and twelve molars 485 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,880 Speaker 2: including four Wisdom team. 486 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,800 Speaker 3: Okay, that's it. That's that's all we know. 487 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,880 Speaker 2: Now, I'm now I'm. 488 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,000 Speaker 3: D dds. 489 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,760 Speaker 2: Well, we did it. We ended weird, We did we 490 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 2: did in? 491 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we started with it wasn't. 492 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,720 Speaker 2: Our best start, it wasn't our best dismount, but we 493 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 2: definitely clocked it in. 494 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 3: Also, that's what you guys keep coming back to see 495 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:34,840 Speaker 3: the growth. 496 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, you see the growth, and sometimes growth means us 497 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,640 Speaker 2: falling apart at the same even as we've done hundreds 498 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,760 Speaker 2: of episodes together. 499 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel good about it still. 500 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,959 Speaker 2: Do you want to tell the people where they can 501 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 2: find you and what cool shit you have going on? 502 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,639 Speaker 3: H Yeah? Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram? All 503 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 3: my dates and stuff were on there. Uh and then yeah, 504 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,680 Speaker 3: I watched Royal Crackers on Adult Swim or Max wherever 505 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,120 Speaker 3: you want. And that's a you know, I'll be out 506 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 3: and about Denver. I'm gonna be trying to do a 507 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,119 Speaker 3: lot more show as locally as opposed to out of town, 508 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,640 Speaker 3: So keep your eyes peeled for that. You have some 509 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,359 Speaker 3: fun with me. 510 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, go go see David live in Denver and if 511 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,880 Speaker 2: you live in Los Angeles. 512 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,000 Speaker 3: I'm really good at stand up I feel like people 513 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 3: forget that I do stand up comedy. I swear to God, 514 00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:22,719 Speaker 3: I'm good at it. 515 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,359 Speaker 2: Now you're fucking hilarious and people should go see you 516 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,240 Speaker 2: perform your jokes and do the thing. And if you 517 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,600 Speaker 2: want to see us be funny together. The Netflix is 518 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,760 Speaker 2: a Joke Festival is make fifth David's birthday at the 519 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,920 Speaker 2: Comedy Store seven a m. We're selling tickets, and by 520 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,000 Speaker 2: where I mean I assume it's on some website somewhere, 521 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,960 Speaker 2: So go ahead and get those tickets. We want to 522 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,720 Speaker 2: sell that out. There's gonna be cool guests, there's gonna 523 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:51,960 Speaker 2: be fun fucking surprises, We're gonna cuss. It's gonna be 524 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,560 Speaker 2: a great time. And I guess it's in the show description. 525 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,040 Speaker 2: I'm assuming on our Instagram. Another places is. But if 526 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,800 Speaker 2: it ain't, it just google. You know how to fuck 527 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,200 Speaker 2: to Google Comedy Store. My mama told me it ain't 528 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,360 Speaker 2: that hard. You are a very capable adult. 529 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,360 Speaker 3: We only needy of you to do it. So yeah, 530 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,040 Speaker 3: it's just how many how many people feel that? Really 531 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:16,919 Speaker 3: that sounds about it. 532 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:20,639 Speaker 2: I don't think it's that only it's like that big 533 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,720 Speaker 2: of a cavernous space. So yeah, we need a bunch 534 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,760 Speaker 2: of y'all to commit and show the fuck up. And 535 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,360 Speaker 2: if you don't well in the podcast that day, well 536 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,720 Speaker 2: we'll shut it all down. 537 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,080 Speaker 3: If you don't show up and listen, we're agreeable. We'll 538 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,040 Speaker 3: take pictures with you, we'll hold your babies, whatever you 539 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,520 Speaker 3: need us to do. I would like to slap your 540 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 3: ass like slap your ass. 541 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,880 Speaker 2: You think you think my marriage me from slapping your ass, 542 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 2: you're out of your goddamn money. 543 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,520 Speaker 3: Needs to become a main character. That's as slapping territory. 544 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,960 Speaker 2: You think you think Steve bu Shimmy don't slap asses. 545 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:55,800 Speaker 2: You're wrong. 546 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,000 Speaker 3: Come on your dead you want me to give you 547 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,280 Speaker 3: a piggyback, I'll you a pinion jump right upon my back. 548 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:10,160 Speaker 2: That's a good side character behavior. And as always, if 549 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,240 Speaker 2: you want to send us your own drives, your own 550 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,520 Speaker 2: conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us exactly how 551 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 2: you like your ass slab, send it all to mymama 552 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,480 Speaker 2: pod at gmail dot com. We would love to hear 553 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 2: from you. Get the merch at Mamma told me dot 554 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 2: merchcentral dot com. I can't imagine there's more for me 555 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,560 Speaker 2: to tell you, like subscribe, do all the things that 556 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,720 Speaker 2: are meant to be done. That's it, Bob bitch. 557 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini Yoursel mini episode, motherfucking Mini ever Sel, motherfucking 558 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:55,640 Speaker 1: Miniere sol Mini episode, motherfucking minieverisold.