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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. There's one thing that everybody

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Speaker 1: can agree on during the holidays, it's the Jewel Show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's not the thing. That's new show. Yeah, that's I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess you could agree because that's the name of

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Speaker 1: the show. But that's not what I was talking about.

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Speaker 1: The one thing that everybody can agree on during the holidays,

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Speaker 1: even if you don't celebrate Christmas. Santa Clause sexy. He's

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Speaker 1: a Santa clause uses sexuality. You don't like him, Alice, No, No,

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Speaker 1: he's old. I think he's Saint Nick pretty hot. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people do think he's hot.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Shows Christmas Parody Song Extravagance up the

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Speaker 1: first annual. We do it every year at this time.

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Speaker 1: This is the first year we're doing it every single

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Speaker 1: day at this time leading up to Christmas. Will have

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Speaker 1: a new parody song for you. And if you missed

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Speaker 1: yesterday's our take on Felice naveda, Felice Nave drunk. That's

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Speaker 1: on the website. You can go check it out in

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Speaker 1: the Jewelshow dot com. But there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: songs about Santa being sexy, which is kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: It is really weird. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: That's about Santa being sexy, right, Santa Claus is back

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Speaker 1: in town. That's the way I mean. It's about him.

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Speaker 1: Be Yeah, it's because it's well, he's back in town

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Speaker 1: because he's you know, he's got to go back to

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Speaker 1: the North Pole. It is that a sexy song? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How yeah, because he's coming back like he's because like,

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus is back in town baby, Right, It's not like, hey,

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Speaker 1: Santa's back in delivering presence. It's like, hey, I cheated

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Speaker 1: on Miss Claus with you, but this is Christmas time

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Speaker 1: and I'm back again. I'd always taken it more wholesome,

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Speaker 1: like you know, in the military. Return home. I'll read

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Speaker 1: some of the lyrics and you tell me if it's

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Speaker 1: just innocent about presence and Santa come back to give presence,

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Speaker 1: or if it's about something else. Right, Well, well, well

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Speaker 1: it's Christmas time, pretty baby, and the snow is falling

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Speaker 1: on the ground. Well when you read it like that, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got no reindeer, no sack on my back. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna see me coming in my black Cadillac. Baby, and

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Speaker 1: the snow falling on the ground. Whoa, whoa. Well, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you about this your Christmas Anna Claus is

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Speaker 1: back in town. Okay, that's there's also something about your

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Speaker 1: voice it is making it dirty, but that's kind of

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Speaker 1: the way they sing it. It's definitely a dirty song. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Then there's of course Santa Baby. He's basically an X

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Speaker 1: rated song about Then there's one called I've Got Some

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Speaker 1: Presents for Santa. I've never heard it before, but you

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Speaker 1: can guess what that probably is. There's another Christmas I

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Speaker 1: just googled songs about Santa being sexy and a list

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Speaker 1: came up. Because it's The Jewels Show's first annual Christmas

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Speaker 1: Song Parody Extravaganza. Every single weekday at this time, we'll

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Speaker 1: play a new parody song that we came up with

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Speaker 1: for Christmas. It's our way of doing Christmas music when

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Speaker 1: some stations start playing back to back Christmas music in July.

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Speaker 1: We'll just do this every year and we'll create fun

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Speaker 1: songs for you to listen to. Anyway. I don't care

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Speaker 1: about those songs because I think we have the best

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Speaker 1: song about Santa being sexy. Yeah, and we're about to

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Speaker 1: play for you right now. The number two parody song

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Speaker 1: in the Jewels Shows Holiday Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza. Oh

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Speaker 1: and it's called Christmas wish List, which is a good

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Speaker 1: title because you don't know that it's going to be

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Speaker 1: sexy starts, but here it is. This is Christmas wish List.

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Speaker 1: Marry Christmas, whatever you celebrate, you're in luck because it's

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Speaker 1: never a bad time to find Santa sexy, because we

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Speaker 1: all know that he's sexy. And this is our song

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Speaker 1: called Seducing Santa. Happy Holidays, Come and get this, get it, Santa,

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Speaker 1: jingle bells, Santa, Merry Christmas. I've been naughty. Ho ho,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna revest the road. Come to the chimney and

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Speaker 1: touch you with my candy cane. I'll drive you insane.

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Speaker 1: Let me buy you would drink. Hit you with that

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Speaker 1: winter wink. Want to lick the Eggno from your bed.

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Speaker 1: Let it dribble down until you are food with Christmas

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Speaker 1: cheer to melt the north poe because it is getting hot.

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Speaker 1: You're married to us. Okay there, Santa, oh ho ho,

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Speaker 1: come in find me under the misstl toe. I have

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Speaker 1: been nice, but more so I've been naughty, just like

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Speaker 1: Mariah come and touch my body. Where's the missus? I

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Speaker 1: hope you are a loan. I'm on my way over

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Speaker 1: to sit on your big throne. It's not my birthday,

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Speaker 1: but I will be in my suit. Take a break, well,

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Speaker 1: Saint Nick, and give us elsa boot. Trust me. I'm

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Speaker 1: a dime to the second power energizer Bunny, hour after hour,

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Speaker 1: just to ride the coast is clear, Mary, Christmas, Santa,

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Speaker 1: and Happy New Year. I said it's Christmas, and get this.

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Speaker 1: I said it's Christmas. Say come and get this. I

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Speaker 1: said it's Christmas, Santa, come and get this. I said

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Speaker 1: it's Christmas. Your boots. I'm my wishless yo, mister Claus,

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Speaker 1: Missus Claus is real lucky. Well, you don't know on

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Speaker 1: hurt or so get over here and touch me that

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Speaker 1: big white beard, belly jiggling like jelly. I'm on wrapping

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Speaker 1: you tonight. You'll be hitting higher notes than Andrea bo Shelley.

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Speaker 1: He's an opera singer. If that didn't make sense, So

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Speaker 1: sit on my lap, Saint Nick. Region attack Saint Nick.

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Speaker 1: I'm on my knees, Saint Nick, begging you, please, Saint Nick,

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Speaker 1: hollow for Christmas is your jolly old cookies. What do

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Speaker 1: you think I was gonna say, sanking it. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: said Christmas Saturday, come and get this. I said, it's

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Speaker 1: Christmas Sanday, come and get this. I said it's Christmas stay,

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Speaker 1: come and get this. I said, it's Christmas booties on

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Speaker 1: my wish list. Merry Christmas. I remember. You can follow

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