1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: Here we go. It's like Mojoe Rising in our number 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:09,039 Speaker 1: three of the Ben Mahler Show or Minder Benny Versus 3 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 1: the Penny, available today. A new episode will be up 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: a little bit later today. All the big NFL games 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: against the spread. You're going to check that out. Expert analysis, 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: some good times, never before told stories only available on 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: YouTube at Benny Vspenny and also the Ben Maler Show page. 8 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: For Mallard monologues, you can see what an ugly radio 9 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: guy looks while doing a monologue that would be yours truly. 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: Here in hour three, buy or sell forty nine Ers 11 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: defensive coordinator Robert salah yep, the former Jets coach getting 12 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 1: interviews for head coaching gigs in the news cycle on 13 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: the coaching carousel. Do you agree with Lawrence Taylor's assessment 14 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 1: of Abdul Carter needing to wake up with the Giants? 15 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 1: And would Klin de Boor to Penn State that's the 16 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 1: Alabama coach to Penn State make any sense at all? 17 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: As he denied anything about that story, we'll go there 18 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: as well. Here it is. Buckle up, don't forget fifth 19 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 1: hour Benny Versus the Penny. But here's our number three. Well, 20 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 1: one man's trash is another man's treasure. Wel come in 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 1: the beginning of another hour of the Ben Maler Show. 22 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: We are in the air a reware under the sheets 23 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 1: as we have sizzle and spice. 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One name is already gaining some real 41 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 1: traction across the NFL. We didn't have a game last night. 42 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: The Detroit Lions mollywopped the Dallas Cowboys. That was a 43 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 1: mollywop situation there in that particular game. But our ore 44 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: lead this hour not from that, from the coaching carousel. 45 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: So the name that is picking up some steam here. 46 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 1: If you didn't see this, pay me not, that would 47 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 1: be forty nine or defensive coordinator Robert Salah. Yes, that 48 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: is the same guy that coached the Jets, and it 49 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 1: was the same old sorry ass Jets, the Jets, the 50 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,919 Speaker 1: forty six year old Robert Sala back at the cool 51 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: kids table. If you believe the noise, that's a good 52 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:34,640 Speaker 1: jumping off point. So let us discuss the question on 53 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 1: this one. Are you gonna buy or sell forty nine 54 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: ers defensive coordinator Robert Salah getting interviews for head coaching gigs. 55 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: So my views on this, I've got Eskimo's Ikea and 56 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: Jungle Jim, and we will combine all of these things 57 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: together and we are gonna make the Babaganos. We're gonna 58 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: make the baba Ganouosh is what we're gonna make. Yeah, 59 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: I know, I know. Zoom zoom, watch out, watch out indeed. 60 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good times, good times. All right. So, 61 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: first of all, I absolutely am buying this. I'm not 62 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 1: selling it. I'm buying that Robert Salad is going to 63 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: be getting some interviews here and maybe more, maybe more. 64 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: And here's why. Because the NFL, the Annual Coaching Cattle Auction, 65 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: that is the NFL in that world, Robert Salas suddenly 66 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: looks like Kobe beef and he is surrounded by that 67 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: fake vegetarian beef, that non meat stuff. Yeah, and there's 68 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: a little dollar store Hamburger over there, but it's mostly 69 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 1: it's mostly the vegan meat, which is not real meat. 70 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,840 Speaker 1: And Robert Salad is a silver tongue devil, a master 71 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: salesman who could hawk ice cubes to Eskimos and he'd 72 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: be riding on the Siberian Express and he said, hey, 73 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: would you like some ice cubes. No, I'm an escabo. 74 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: I don't need ice cubes. I've got plenty of cold 75 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 1: snow all that stuff. But these are really good ice cubes. 76 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: But I don't need them. Trust me, you need them. 77 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: They're magical ice cubes. But I have plenty of ice. 78 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 1: I don't need them. I'm an Eskimo. It doesn't matter. 79 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: Robert Salas says, you have to get them, and then 80 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: you get them and you pay for them, and on 81 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: the I'll tell you what the difference was for me. 82 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 1: The pivot point was on that recent Monday night game 83 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: forty nine Ers and Carolina believe it was a couple 84 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: weeks ago. On the broadcast Joe Buck and Troy Aikman, 85 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: it was almost indecent. They gave him a bubble bath, 86 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: a sponge bath, a full body spa treatment. They showed 87 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 1: him more love on that broadcast than Kyle Shanahan, who's 88 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:53,280 Speaker 1: the actual, you know, head coach. Now, when the National 89 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:58,039 Speaker 1: TV megaphone starts giving you a sponge bath, that is 90 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,919 Speaker 1: the NFL's version of, Hey, let's get this guy a 91 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 1: job again. It's gotta be the most I'd love to 92 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,840 Speaker 1: be a fly in the in the room here. And 93 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: because Robert salam must be like the coolest guy in 94 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,280 Speaker 1: the world, every broadcaster just gets They just they get 95 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: knee pads on and they get they get a chubby. 96 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,440 Speaker 1: When they talk about Robert salads wild for a guy 97 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: that was an abject failure as a head coach. He's 98 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 1: got he's got this personality, this magnetic personality, and he 99 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: showed with the Niners when he's had good personality. They 100 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: Niners don't even have great personnel this year. Their top 101 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: two defensive players are out in Fred Warner and Bosa. 102 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,599 Speaker 1: Those guys are out, and yet you know, still looks good. 103 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:41,039 Speaker 1: And when Robert Salas coached inferior players as a head coach, 104 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:46,160 Speaker 1: he's attack as in TAC total average coach. He's totally 105 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: average as a coach. And with the Jets, regardless, right 106 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 1: that that is not going to stop desperate teams from 107 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,799 Speaker 1: talking themselves in, from convincing themselves that he's the next 108 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 1: defensive savant. And you know, ask for Robert sala I'm 109 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 1: you know, saying I'm focused. Now you give this quote, 110 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: I'm focused on the now and I want to help 111 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 1: these players win a Super Bowl and all that stuff. 112 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 1: Take a deep breath. That quote is capital I irrelevant. 113 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: It is capital M meaningless and capital B boiler plate. 114 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: All right, that's imb irrelevant, meaningless boilerplate. Every coach. Every 115 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: coach says that. Well, they say that while they're keeping 116 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: their suitcase half zipped just in case the private jet 117 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:39,280 Speaker 1: shows up. And if the right offer pops up, which 118 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 1: is pretty much any offer. If you took the Jets job, 119 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 1: you would take any job, wouldn't you If the right 120 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 1: offer pops up. Let's say I don't know, Tennessee or 121 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,400 Speaker 1: Tampa Bay ends up flaming out and they get rid 122 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: of their coaching staff in Tampa and that job or 123 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 1: Atlanta that's more of a possibility, then Robert Sally will 124 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: be gone faster than a blackjack dealer wiping the table 125 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 1: after you bust out at the table. Now, secondly, we 126 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: now go to Gotham. More chatter, more chatter on everyone's 127 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: sleepy NFL player, The Giants sleepy time star guy drafted 128 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: near the very top of the NFL draft because he 129 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: has elite sleeping ability. We're talking about edge rusher Abdul Carter, 130 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 1: who has been guilty of not showing up on time. 131 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 1: Abdual Carter has regularly arrived late to team meetings, has 132 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: even fallen asleep during sessions. There's a video that's gone 133 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 1: around of him dozing off and that has led to 134 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:49,680 Speaker 1: multiple punishments, internal punishments. There have been now a couple 135 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 1: of benchings that have gone public for Abdul Carter up 136 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: into this point. Up until this point, he has been 137 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:01,400 Speaker 1: a major disappointment. Not a total buzz, but a major disappointment. 138 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: You drafted a guy thinking he was going to be 139 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,319 Speaker 1: one way and he hasn't been that way, especially considering 140 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 1: the level of expectations, the amount of hype that this guy, 141 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,920 Speaker 1: much of it he put on himself. And so Giants legend, 142 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,559 Speaker 1: Lawrence Taylor, I heard he was pretty good at football 143 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,680 Speaker 1: and loved cocaine. So Lawrence who doesn't Lawrence Taylor, the 144 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,600 Speaker 1: Giants Legend, has entered the chat. He was asked about 145 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:32,560 Speaker 1: Abdull Carter's issues and lt said, wake up. He says, 146 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,320 Speaker 1: this is what you worked for, this is where you 147 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 1: want to be, So now you are there, let's wake up. 148 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:45,079 Speaker 1: That's a quote from Lawrence Taylor to the tabloid newspaper, 149 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,680 Speaker 1: the New York Post there in the Big Apple. So 150 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:52,960 Speaker 1: the question do you agree with Lawrence Taylor's assessment that 151 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:58,280 Speaker 1: Abdulla Carter needs to wake up with the Giants. So 152 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 1: the obvious thing is, yeah, he needs to wake up 153 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:04,040 Speaker 1: because he fell asleep in team meetings. Like LT's acting 154 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,760 Speaker 1: like the thunderbolt of truth here. And he did not 155 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 1: sugarcoat it. He could have gone a little stronger. He 156 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: didn't sprinkle cinnamon on it. He said, wake up, literally 157 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: and figuratively. You asked for greatness. Start acting like a 158 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:22,800 Speaker 1: guy who actually wants Now. Remember Abduall Carter came in 159 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,559 Speaker 1: making all kinds of noises. He was like, I want 160 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,400 Speaker 1: to wear number fifty six. Well you can't wear number 161 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 1: fifty six. It's retired. Well I want to wear it. Well, yeah, 162 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,480 Speaker 1: it was retired. Well they shouldn't retire. Well we agree 163 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: they shouldn't retire, but they retired it. That's LT's number. 164 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,240 Speaker 1: We got to ask Lawrence Tail. Okay, ask Lawrence Ted. Okay, 165 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,680 Speaker 1: I'll ask Lawrence Tail. Hey, LT, can this guy, Abdull 166 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:42,079 Speaker 1: Carter wear your number? No, he can't. Okay, that's it. 167 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:47,920 Speaker 1: Oops a daisy, oopsidaisy. Abdul Carter was hyped out of 168 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:54,320 Speaker 1: college as a plug and play assassin for the Giants, 169 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:58,560 Speaker 1: Like this is just plug him in and forget about him. 170 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: Set it and forget it. Like Ron Pole Peele said 171 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,439 Speaker 1: back in the day, the great infomercialman Ron pop Peele 172 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: said it and forget it, and you'll have an elite 173 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:11,720 Speaker 1: pass rusher for the next five years. And Abdul Carter 174 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:15,320 Speaker 1: showed up and right out of the box, and he 175 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: was missing half the parts, and there were no instructions 176 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,400 Speaker 1: and there were no YouTube videos to watch. And this 177 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 1: guy was sold as ready made terminator, Abdul Carter, ready 178 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:33,840 Speaker 1: made terminator, and instead he's the Ikea bookshelf wobbling in 179 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:40,080 Speaker 1: the corner because somebody, somebody skipped step three right. The 180 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:45,040 Speaker 1: giants thought they were drafting instant impact. What they got 181 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,520 Speaker 1: was a player who needs a wake up call and 182 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:52,920 Speaker 1: apparently a babysitter, possibly a butler to drag his ass 183 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:57,280 Speaker 1: into the meeting room before he faced plants into dreamland again. 184 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,560 Speaker 1: And I guess he'll find his mom or something. You know, 185 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,520 Speaker 1: when your mom can't go to work with you, but 186 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:03,880 Speaker 1: maybe you need your mom to go to work. And 187 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,400 Speaker 1: right now, Abdol Carter is the NFL's version of a 188 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,600 Speaker 1: Jack in the box that never pops up. Not the 189 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,559 Speaker 1: actual restaurant jack in the box. I'm talking about jack 190 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 1: in the box that never pops up. Expectation without payoff 191 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:21,800 Speaker 1: and so in that regard, lt he nailed it. Two words, 192 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,080 Speaker 1: wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, 193 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:29,679 Speaker 1: wake up? All right, final fhe to Tusca Loosa, we 194 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 1: go college football. Kaylin de Boor putting the Moore in 195 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,839 Speaker 1: Deboor Alabama. We'll see what happens here. But Alabama's still 196 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,440 Speaker 1: right in the mix for all the goodies and all 197 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,600 Speaker 1: the joy and all that in college football, even though 198 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 1: they haven't been that great by Nick Saban Alabama standards. 199 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,520 Speaker 1: But he's not there anymore. So Kleem de Boor has 200 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:54,520 Speaker 1: been the head coach of the Crimson Tide for two 201 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:59,960 Speaker 1: seasons now, two seasons and there's already chatter that he's out. 202 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:06,320 Speaker 1: Quote now, last year there was some speculation that Caleb 203 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: deb Or, Kaylen de ber rather was going to be 204 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,839 Speaker 1: let go on his own. Now it is he's going 205 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,199 Speaker 1: to leave, and he's looking at him now. None of 206 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:19,000 Speaker 1: you believe him, because Klen de Bor vehemently denied those 207 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:23,719 Speaker 1: rumors that popped up for like an hour, like an 208 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:28,000 Speaker 1: hour that he could end up at Penn State, and 209 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,959 Speaker 1: he said, quote, we are extremely happy at Alabama. This 210 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:35,640 Speaker 1: is a quote from Kln de Boor. We are extremely happier, 211 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,840 Speaker 1: love the challenge, love the grind, love this place. And 212 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,880 Speaker 1: there's never been any link. There's never been any conversation. 213 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:48,400 Speaker 1: There's never been any interest either way with Penn State, 214 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:54,760 Speaker 1: Debor said as they got ready for the SEC championship 215 00:13:56,080 --> 00:14:00,600 Speaker 1: match up there in his news conference, so he said, so, 216 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: I'm glad we can put that to bed right now. 217 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,440 Speaker 1: You want to bet he actually added some fire there, dummy, 218 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,400 Speaker 1: He had a little fuel through the fire. So the question, 219 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 1: would Kalin de Boor to Penn State make any kind 220 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,680 Speaker 1: of sense? We know what he said, right, we know, 221 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 1: But would it make any sense? That's the question. So 222 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:25,360 Speaker 1: let's slice this blooney sandwich and we'll slice it in half. 223 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,720 Speaker 1: And we made sure that blooney was cut real thin, 224 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 1: thin cut baloney, and Kalein de Bor to Penn State. 225 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,880 Speaker 1: It actually does make sense if you're looking for a 226 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:40,680 Speaker 1: lifeboat off Carnival's infamous poop cruise ship where the DJ 227 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:45,160 Speaker 1: is still insisting everything's fine while there's feces floating around 228 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 1: the floor. There, Debor walked into Alabama replacing the football 229 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,920 Speaker 1: version of the Mona Lisa. Well, we don't have the 230 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 1: Mona Lisa anymore. Okay, you don't have it. Who do 231 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 1: we have, Kalen de boor you're following Nick Saban, knowing 232 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 1: full well he'd never be adored, cherished and canonized and 233 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 1: lionized like the man whose shoes he's temporarily borrowing. At 234 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 1: this point, I don't care how many doors you knock on, 235 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,800 Speaker 1: how many babies you kiss, and how many photos you take. 236 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:24,920 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. That's Mount Everest level, climbing the thin air, 237 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 1: frostbite Sherpa's side, eyeing you the whole way. Now, if 238 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,080 Speaker 1: you were to go to pensate again, this is all hypothetical. 239 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: It's talk radio. That's not Mount Everest. That's not Mount Everest. 240 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:43,360 Speaker 1: That in comparison to following Nick Saban, that is jungle 241 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:47,680 Speaker 1: gym behind the YMCA, where the only danger is slipping 242 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 1: on a melted fruit roll up from back in July. 243 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,200 Speaker 1: It's still there. I don't know why it's still there, 244 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: but that's it. The difficulty level drops faster than a 245 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:03,600 Speaker 1: piano in a cartoon. And let's be honest, Happy Valley 246 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 1: is chasing rainbows. La la la la la la la 247 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 1: la la la la. They've been turned down more times 248 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 1: than a cyclops at a speed dating event, blinking furiously 249 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,920 Speaker 1: for a Yes, it just is not going well, not 250 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:27,040 Speaker 1: going well, and reporters now are essentially throwing darts in 251 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 1: a blackout, praying one accidentally hits the bullseye. We had 252 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,400 Speaker 1: the BYU coach, and then the crumble cookie guy came 253 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 1: in and said, we'll charge eighty five dollars for our cookies, 254 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 1: but we want to keep the BYU coach. Okay, we'll 255 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 1: keep the BYU coach and he won't go to Penn State. 256 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,960 Speaker 1: We'll pay him ten million dollars a year or whatever 257 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 1: it is and for debor though Penn State would be 258 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 1: a lateral move. However, if he has the same success 259 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:58,720 Speaker 1: he's had at Alabama and wins a few big games, 260 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,600 Speaker 1: that would be better than the guy that Penn State 261 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,800 Speaker 1: just got rid of. He'd be treated like Springsteen walking 262 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,400 Speaker 1: into an open mic night? Now is it likely? 263 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:06,480 Speaker 2: Know? 264 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,520 Speaker 1: In fact, the latest rumor has already popped up here 265 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:14,480 Speaker 1: Iowa State coach Matt Campbell from the Cyclones, not the Cyclopsis, 266 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: the Cyclones. He has emerged as the latest flavor of 267 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,640 Speaker 1: the week for Penn State's head coaching search. We'll keep 268 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:27,159 Speaker 1: an eye on that, but it's all a speculation stew, 269 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:33,320 Speaker 1: extra spicy with lots of chili pepper on top, a 270 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 1: lot of chili pemper. Let me tell you something right there, 271 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:39,879 Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of chili paper. It is 272 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 1: the Ben Mahlor Show. 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Later this hour for your 281 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:20,280 Speaker 1: dancing and dining pleasure, we will have Big Ben's Lame 282 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,439 Speaker 1: Jokes of the Week, the Top Zinger's Top one liners 283 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,520 Speaker 1: of the week, Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week. 284 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,160 Speaker 1: That'll be coming up a little bit later on, so 285 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,560 Speaker 1: I want to check that out time now though, for 286 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 1: the Mallor Riddle of the Day, that's right, the Mallar 287 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:40,000 Speaker 1: Riddle of the Day. And here it is the Mallard really, yeah, 288 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,760 Speaker 1: you know what it is? Oh, here it is all right, 289 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: very excited, very exciting. So Spurs broadcaster someone named Jacob Toby. 290 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:50,080 Speaker 1: I have no idea. That is Spurst broadcaster Jacob Toby 291 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: used blank live on the air, stunning people that we're watching. 292 00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: Spurs broadcaster Jacob Toby used blank live on the air, 293 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,080 Speaker 1: stunning those that were watching. But what did he use? 294 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 1: That is the malor riddle of the day. 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A Bronco fan there for Coop a Loop, 326 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,879 Speaker 1: back to it, back to it and time now for 327 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:21,919 Speaker 1: the Malor Riddle of the day. Here's the Mallor Riddle 328 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 1: of the day. So the Spurs I used to know 329 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,400 Speaker 1: their radio guy. Yess he retired. He's doing college basketball 330 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:33,399 Speaker 1: stuff now. But Bill Shoning, longtime voice of the Spurs. 331 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,600 Speaker 1: Good dude, good music guy. Hey, what the current Spurs 332 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:41,879 Speaker 1: broadcaster is? Somebody named Jacob Toby used blank live on 333 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: the air. Many people were very surprised by this when 334 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,560 Speaker 1: they were watching the Spurs broadcast. All seven of them 335 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,320 Speaker 1: were very, very surprised that. I can't believe that is 336 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:54,879 Speaker 1: what is up with that? I don't understand. So that 337 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 1: is the mallor riddle of the day. Let's see hear 338 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:03,520 Speaker 1: Paul got it right obviously. Mike the Leprechaun says, sunblock 339 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 1: lotion shocked everyone. Truck or Joe says he used his 340 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:11,440 Speaker 1: pronouns that was remember that was big a couple of 341 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,600 Speaker 1: years ago. Oh my god. Let's see here, Black and 342 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:21,199 Speaker 1: Blum says, some kind of vibrating device. You might you 343 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,639 Speaker 1: might say, is that's the answer. What else do we have? 344 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 1: Let's see page down. I can't read that on the air. 345 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 1: All right, That's that's I mean, some of these are 346 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,680 Speaker 1: so I don't know what's the word offensive? I guess 347 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: would be the you know, I mean, you guys understand, 348 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 1: I know we're all friends. Here and it's the middle 349 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,120 Speaker 1: of the night, and I think we should all say 350 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,040 Speaker 1: whatever we want to say. But for some reason there's 351 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 1: government oversight that I have to deal with. What I 352 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,239 Speaker 1: have to deal with the government over that makes no 353 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 1: sense anyway. The correct answer is a Spurs broadcaster Jacob 354 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:03,400 Speaker 1: Toby used smelling so live on the air, Live on 355 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: the air, he use smelling salts. I don't recall ever 356 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,280 Speaker 1: using smelling salts. Did they actually work? Because every once 357 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,359 Speaker 1: in a while doing the overnight shows, sometimes I'll be sleepy, 358 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:20,240 Speaker 1: like you know, and there's a couple of ways you 359 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,680 Speaker 1: can go. You could just do cocaine. I don't want 360 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,359 Speaker 1: to do that. How much do smelling salts cost? They 361 00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:30,200 Speaker 1: can't cost that much, right, you know, Buy some smelling 362 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:34,400 Speaker 1: salts and I'll use for entertainment purposes only. I'll get 363 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,159 Speaker 1: some smelling salts. I'll just kind of see what we 364 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,440 Speaker 1: can do with those. Yeah, maybe yeah, use it on 365 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,439 Speaker 1: the air. People like, well, wow, that's kind of crazy. 366 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,880 Speaker 1: What do you do because at the time they might 367 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 1: have known what that was. 368 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,080 Speaker 5: All. 369 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,480 Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones and let's see any meenie 370 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:53,440 Speaker 1: miney moe. You got the doc. He's back baby, Doc 371 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:58,880 Speaker 1: Mike from the Valley of the Sun, Mister Chicago in Arizone. Nah, 372 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,520 Speaker 1: don't you get. 373 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 5: It, pal, how you're doing, buddy? 374 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,800 Speaker 1: Doc? Has been too long, Doc Mike. We miss you. 375 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,639 Speaker 5: I know. I've been sleeping like a baby in Chicago 376 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:16,359 Speaker 5: every night, working hard all summer. Now I'm back in 377 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 5: the Valley of the Sun. I'm in Phoenix right now. 378 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 5: I'll be in Tucson Sunday night for the next four months. 379 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 1: For four months, You're going to be in Tucson. That's 380 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:28,600 Speaker 1: a long time. 381 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,360 Speaker 5: Well, I just wait for the snow to melt in Chicago, 382 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,360 Speaker 5: then I head back here. 383 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,560 Speaker 1: I missed the days when you went to Ecuador. Remember 384 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 1: those days back in Ecuador. 385 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 5: Oh that was that was the That was the valley 386 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,760 Speaker 5: over there, all at camel Toe and so on. It's 387 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,160 Speaker 5: a real blast down there. 388 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 1: I bet you did. Yeah, all right, Well you called it. 389 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,359 Speaker 1: You're just doing a check in. Just you call, I call. 390 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,840 Speaker 1: I talked to you the other day off the air. 391 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,760 Speaker 1: We had a conversation. We caught up a little bit 392 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,919 Speaker 1: on the life and times of Doc Mike. And you 393 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,199 Speaker 1: look like you're about twenty five years old, Doc, And 394 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,439 Speaker 1: it's all because of the fruit smoothie or something like that. 395 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,160 Speaker 1: I don't know. It's whatever. The urine, it's the urine therapy, right, 396 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:11,959 Speaker 1: the urine therapy. 397 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,200 Speaker 5: You're in therapy. And we got camel urine now. 398 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,639 Speaker 1: And is what is so special about camel urine. 399 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:24,040 Speaker 5: It's a real high pH right from the camel. You 400 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 5: don't have to age the urine to have the pH spike. 401 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 1: So that's a top. Now, what's what's the number two 402 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,400 Speaker 1: behind a camel? What would it be like a donkey 403 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:37,560 Speaker 1: or something like that. What what urine is behind the camel? 404 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,160 Speaker 5: Would it be uh second place? 405 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, like an elephant urine? 406 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:49,040 Speaker 5: No cow cow six new cow urine. Well, the Hindus 407 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:49,679 Speaker 5: have been drinking. 408 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,920 Speaker 1: That must be. That must be so cheap because there's 409 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,480 Speaker 1: so many cows. They Imagine how much when a cow 410 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,720 Speaker 1: goes to the bathroom. Imagine how much that must take 411 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 1: half hour for them to go to the bathroom. 412 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,800 Speaker 3: Right, and then you can immediately wash it down with milk. 413 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,440 Speaker 1: There's six perfect and have a steak. 414 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,879 Speaker 5: Take. There's six new patents in Washington, d C. The 415 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:20,760 Speaker 5: FDA for cow urine curing cancer. Wait till that pops 416 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,080 Speaker 5: up with Kennedy. 417 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,399 Speaker 1: Imagine all our all our issues saved by the urine. 418 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,159 Speaker 1: That would be the way to go. 419 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:27,520 Speaker 5: NK. 420 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 1: I'm all for it, toy. You can fix cancer with urine. 421 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,199 Speaker 1: I'm there, man, sign me up for that. I'll be 422 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,800 Speaker 1: drinking urine right and left. Come on now. 423 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:38,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been doing it since nineteen sixty five and 424 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:42,200 Speaker 5: then my clinics ninety. 425 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,240 Speaker 1: Eight, ninety eight. All right, so nineteen that's. 426 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,080 Speaker 5: When I opened my clinics. Yeah, I'll tell you what 427 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:52,160 Speaker 5: you know you've got. You've got a M nine ten 428 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:57,320 Speaker 5: here in Phoenix, and I listened to you all day long, 429 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,840 Speaker 5: to Fox, and I think there's a good thank you 430 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:08,159 Speaker 5: in Tucson, another Fox there. Why don't the wallet and 431 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,119 Speaker 5: get a affiliate in Chicago? 432 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 1: What what? 433 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:12,680 Speaker 5: What? 434 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,480 Speaker 1: Doc? I've tried to explain. I know you're of a 435 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,160 Speaker 1: previous generation, but we are on people. We have many 436 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,600 Speaker 1: listeners in Chicago now, Doc, we're on satellite radio in Chicago. 437 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,440 Speaker 1: We have the iHeart app, which is massive, it's a monster, 438 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,440 Speaker 1: and we're on that. And so people's listening habits have changed, Doc, 439 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,200 Speaker 1: And and so people, can you want to hear the show? 440 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:33,359 Speaker 5: You were? 441 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 1: They were? 442 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:36,480 Speaker 5: We were? 443 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 1: We were that. That's how I know we were on 444 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,040 Speaker 1: the score in Chicago, and that's how I found you 445 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:45,760 Speaker 1: and you found me. And don't Doc, I don't make 446 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,280 Speaker 1: those decisions. Doc. I don't know what to tell you, buddy. 447 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:55,919 Speaker 1: You've been home, but I know I'm well aware of 448 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,440 Speaker 1: your history, Doc, and I gave you. I gave you 449 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,679 Speaker 1: my number and and you've called me ever since. But 450 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,760 Speaker 1: I love you, man, You're my guy. And during the pandemic, 451 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,640 Speaker 1: you booked the show, Doc, remember you were booking guests 452 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,200 Speaker 1: for the show that you're a guy from Colorado. You 453 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,000 Speaker 1: booked on the show. 454 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:18,240 Speaker 5: See he's now won in the show for yeah, all right, 455 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 5: all right, Well some more for you too, if you 456 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:27,200 Speaker 5: want me to. I'm good Chicago. 457 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,520 Speaker 1: Well you could buy a radio station. They only couple 458 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,880 Speaker 1: three million dollars and then well you've got the money obviously, 459 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 1: so that's no problem. I listen, I gotta go. Doc 460 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,920 Speaker 1: will catch up. You're a man. We love you. Be 461 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,080 Speaker 1: safe in Arizona. There the great Doc Mike, who's been 462 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 1: with me for pretty much the full journey here on 463 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Rader Me and Doc Mike. We go way, way, 464 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,080 Speaker 1: way way back. I mean it has been pretty and 465 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,640 Speaker 1: pretty well, Tom says, didn't you try smelling salts before 466 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,760 Speaker 1: the initials game on k Fan. I should have, Tom, 467 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,600 Speaker 1: I should have done smelling salts. I couldn't have done 468 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,480 Speaker 1: much worse. Although I did get one right. Although some 469 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,800 Speaker 1: of you guys who listened to the Power Chips said 470 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,160 Speaker 1: it's well, it doesn't really count because it was the 471 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,720 Speaker 1: bonus time. But I count that I didn't get shut out, 472 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 1: and really the goal was to not get shut out. 473 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,120 Speaker 1: We go from Doc to the Dick, Dick in Dayton, 474 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 1: the greatest caller from the state of Ohio, which is 475 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,760 Speaker 1: really a country, right Dick and Dayton in many respects, 476 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: Ohio is like his own sovereign country. 477 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,120 Speaker 2: Tha, good morning, Happy holidays, then everybody. 478 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:33,280 Speaker 1: Happy holidays, Happy holidays, Happy holidays. 479 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:39,280 Speaker 2: Will Saturdays is going to tell about the Buck guys. 480 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,720 Speaker 2: What is season Ryan day had And I'm predicting them 481 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 2: to win, maybe thirty four to twenty to win. That's 482 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 2: the champion. 483 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,800 Speaker 1: You're calling your shot right now. That's a that's a 484 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,120 Speaker 1: big time game. And they've got you know what they have, Dick, 485 00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,160 Speaker 1: They have championship pedigree. Yeah, the Buck guys, right, I 486 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,160 Speaker 1: get that championship pedigree. Now are you going to be 487 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,640 Speaker 1: able to watch the game or are you going to 488 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,040 Speaker 1: be busy? 489 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,360 Speaker 2: No, I'll be able to watch the game. Now. I'm 490 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:13,280 Speaker 2: thinking the Pigles with Joe Burrow back. They've always played 491 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,960 Speaker 2: pretty good in Buffalo. But if Bill Burrow gets a 492 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,680 Speaker 2: hot hand, I think they can upset Buffalo. I really do. 493 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,040 Speaker 2: I do. 494 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. I think the Bengals are on the right side 495 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,360 Speaker 1: in terms of gambling. I have that game on Benny 496 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,400 Speaker 1: versus the Penning this weekend. Ohio State is a four 497 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:36,720 Speaker 1: point favorite over the Hoosiers a four point favorite there, Dick, 498 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,160 Speaker 1: So the Buckeys are favorite to win that game. Isn't 499 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,720 Speaker 1: it crazy? Your entire life? The Indiana Hoosiers have been 500 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,040 Speaker 1: terrible at football, and the last couple of years have 501 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,720 Speaker 1: actually been good. It's very odd, isn't it When a 502 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,720 Speaker 1: team's bad that long and then all of a sudden 503 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,440 Speaker 1: they become good at something. It's like that, doesn't they 504 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,480 Speaker 1: don't belong there? What's up with that? Yeah? 505 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,120 Speaker 2: And you know, it's just there's only five games left. 506 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,040 Speaker 2: But I think heads are good at Rowling Cleveland though. 507 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 2: It's just such a bad year for them, you know. 508 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,240 Speaker 5: And I say. 509 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 2: We get Bernie Bernie or Mark, Well, you know, call 510 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,200 Speaker 2: your back because it's just over and over. They just 511 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,200 Speaker 2: keep losing, you know, and it's not good. 512 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,400 Speaker 1: That's not good. Would you would you consider a front 513 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,600 Speaker 1: office for all, Dick? If they called you up and say, hey, Dick, 514 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,120 Speaker 1: we need you, would you consider that? 515 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:27,200 Speaker 2: Yeah? I wondered too. I'm booked. Uh, I'm playing today 516 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,960 Speaker 2: with the String Benders, and then. 517 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: Uh John, that's wonderful, man, I got a show with 518 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 1: h John my friend, and probably meet a lot of people. 519 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,680 Speaker 2: We're going to try to get the Banjo group, and 520 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,040 Speaker 2: then I'm playing in this group of bamba. 521 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,080 Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait time. Are you talking about the 522 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,720 Speaker 1: Kettering Banjo Society? 523 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:47,680 Speaker 5: Yes? 524 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, that is that is that's like 525 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,720 Speaker 1: the Beatles forming again. That are you serious? No, that 526 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,600 Speaker 1: is unbelievable. That's like the Stones getting together. Mike got 527 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,760 Speaker 1: the Keting Banjo Society is going to play again. Yeah, 528 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:04,720 Speaker 1: that's awesome. 529 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,080 Speaker 2: And then the String Benders today, and then Debbie's group 530 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,560 Speaker 2: from Miamisburg is good. We've been playing Oh. 531 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, the the what what the the Miami's Burg the 532 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:22,040 Speaker 1: Dolesmore Society. Yeah, and and but you told us a 533 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,120 Speaker 1: couple of months ago the Clifton Opera House is no 534 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,160 Speaker 1: longer the thing, right, you don't do that, and it's. 535 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,800 Speaker 2: We're getting remodeled. But it's it's good. 536 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,160 Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I got it. 537 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,120 Speaker 1: And you're still you're still the big the big three. 538 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,200 Speaker 1: I just want to remember here, banjo, mandolin, guitar? Is 539 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,360 Speaker 1: that your big three? 540 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:43,440 Speaker 2: Uh? 541 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:55,040 Speaker 1: You all the ukulele? Eventually you got it. I got it. 542 00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:00,520 Speaker 1: I don't think I had ukulele. Okay, ukulele mandolin, but guitar, 543 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,240 Speaker 1: no guitar. 544 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I can play guitar. I can play the chords 545 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 2: of the guitar. 546 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,960 Speaker 1: I got you. We love you, have a great have 547 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,480 Speaker 1: a great time. I'm so happy you're performing. And where 548 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,360 Speaker 1: can people see you perform? Is this something people can 549 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,720 Speaker 1: go out and watch the performers? 550 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 2: That the priming that's shooting bend. My friend Paul comes 551 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,240 Speaker 2: to see me every week and you. 552 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,080 Speaker 1: Know, well where's it? Where's it at? Like, is there 553 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:31,520 Speaker 1: a venue that people can's listening locally? Yeah? Right there 554 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,320 Speaker 1: in the in in Dayton and uh just near Dayton. 555 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,320 Speaker 1: And all right, well, thank you, thank you, have a great, 556 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:42,400 Speaker 1: great weekend. Bye bye, all right there he goes, bye bye. 557 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,880 Speaker 1: There the great Dick and Dayton. Mate, these guys, these 558 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,640 Speaker 1: guys have been with me. How loyal these men are. 559 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,520 Speaker 1: These guys have been with me for twenty plus years. 560 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,680 Speaker 1: These guys have been listening to me. How crazy is that? 561 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,160 Speaker 1: Where is the time gone? Where has the time gone? 562 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,479 Speaker 1: These guys unbelievable. They're my guys. I don't care if 563 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,520 Speaker 1: you don't like them. They're my friends. I talk to 564 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,160 Speaker 1: my friends is what I do here. Anyway, we will 565 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 1: have Big Bend's Lame Jokes of the Week for the 566 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,359 Speaker 1: rest of the hour, all the great Zingers. Is weed 567 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,919 Speaker 1: Man there? Do we have weed Man? Is he there? 568 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,759 Speaker 1: I don't know he is there? Okay, good, I've been 569 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,720 Speaker 1: given the Okay, we will have that Big Ben's Lame 570 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,520 Speaker 1: Jokes of the week. We'll get to that. We will 571 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,400 Speaker 1: do it next. 572 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,960 Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 573 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,120 Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 574 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,560 Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. You're locked in on The Ben 575 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:39,200 Speaker 1: Maller Show up all night, every single night, and don't 576 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:43,319 Speaker 1: do shoutouts, do a mention for Doc Mike the iHeart 577 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 1: Radio app. It's not nineteen sixty seven anymore. You can 578 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,880 Speaker 1: actually listen on the app. Now you can stream us 579 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,439 Speaker 1: wherever you happen to be. Catch the Ben Mahler Show 580 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:58,160 Speaker 1: and all the other braggadocious, ambastic blowhearts that have all 581 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,279 Speaker 1: of life's answers when it comes to sports. On Fox 582 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,480 Speaker 1: Sports Radio twenty four to seven, all night, every night, 583 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:09,719 Speaker 1: the improved and new and improved iHeartRadio app. Now on 584 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,839 Speaker 1: the app you can not only listen to the Ben 585 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,400 Speaker 1: Maler Show, you can listen to the Fifth Hour Podcast. 586 00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,479 Speaker 1: You can become a p one by having the Ben 587 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:21,080 Speaker 1: Matherer Show, Fifth Hour Podcast, and Fox Sports Radio all 588 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,400 Speaker 1: as your presets. And that way, I use the iHeart 589 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,080 Speaker 1: app all the time, like I'm on the tread Miller whatever. 590 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,400 Speaker 1: I got to think. I'm not kidding? Are you just 591 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:29,840 Speaker 1: saying that? 592 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:29,960 Speaker 5: No? 593 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,160 Speaker 1: I'm not. And I have the right there at the top. 594 00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:36,799 Speaker 1: I have the show and the podcast, and of course 595 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,600 Speaker 1: I'm completely unbiased. But check it out the iHeartRadio app. 596 00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:50,439 Speaker 3: Knock Knock, Who's there? Blame Week? Blame week too. It's 597 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,399 Speaker 3: Big Ben's lame joke of the week. 598 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,439 Speaker 1: By the way we go, it's Big Ben's lame jokes 599 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,879 Speaker 1: a week. Eat chin every week at about this time, 600 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,080 Speaker 1: It's big Ben's lame joke of the week and we 601 00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:06,799 Speaker 1: walcome in my sidekick two segments a week. What a 602 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:11,040 Speaker 1: big star. This man is weed Man, hippie from Hollywood, Florida. Hello, 603 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:16,120 Speaker 1: weed Man, bron thank you so much. Monday nice. 604 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,640 Speaker 3: I loved it. 605 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:21,960 Speaker 1: Mondays with the weed Man, Mondays into Tuesdays kind of 606 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,840 Speaker 1: technically early as we swing the balance over there to 607 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,520 Speaker 1: early on the Tuesday. All right, are you ready to laugh? 608 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,920 Speaker 1: Weed Man? Are you ready? 609 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:30,640 Speaker 5: All right? 610 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,720 Speaker 1: I hope you're happy that so many people from coast 611 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,560 Speaker 1: to coast and around the world love busting your balls, 612 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,200 Speaker 1: weed Man. They just love it. They love goofing on you. 613 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,759 Speaker 1: I love it, all right. Yeah, And that's the great thing. 614 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,080 Speaker 1: You can laugh at yourself. And that's a great gift 615 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 1: if you can laugh at yourself. Here we go, because 616 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 1: he has long hair. What did weed Man say when 617 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,360 Speaker 1: someone asked if he was bisexual? 618 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,040 Speaker 5: Ah? 619 00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 1: What he said, Nope, I've never paid for it ever, 620 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:08,080 Speaker 1: never Surfer Todd the comedian. Why is weed Man's belief 621 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,759 Speaker 1: that he can change the world? What is what is 622 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,760 Speaker 1: weed Man's belief that he can change the world based 623 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:21,239 Speaker 1: on what high hopes? That's a chip in Maine. These 624 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,560 Speaker 1: are actual jokes by actual listeners. If it's an overnight success, 625 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,000 Speaker 1: if you would like to send jokes in care of 626 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:34,480 Speaker 1: Ben Mahlor Show Ben Mallor Show at gmail dot com. 627 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,800 Speaker 1: Why was Weedman walking around Miami with a limp in 628 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:43,160 Speaker 1: a cane? Why he was promoting lame jokes? That's Joe 629 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,799 Speaker 1: in Virginia Beach. You sent that one in. Well, this 630 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,399 Speaker 1: is interesting. I don't think we've gotten any jokes from 631 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,919 Speaker 1: this guy before the hut Hut specialist rights and he says, 632 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,920 Speaker 1: why did Weedman hippie? Why did his toy store in 633 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,880 Speaker 1: New York clothes? 634 00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:57,239 Speaker 5: Why? 635 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,800 Speaker 1: Well, apparently weed Man had no concept that he was 636 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:05,200 Speaker 1: supposed to order new toys once they were sold. That's 637 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:10,240 Speaker 1: at you sold that one. You sold that one cabbage 638 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,759 Speaker 1: patch doll in nineteen eighty six, and you forgot to 639 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,440 Speaker 1: order more? Why did we Man? Why did all? Right, 640 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,960 Speaker 1: we'll see what. Why didn't weed Man? Why didn't weed 641 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,520 Speaker 1: Man get any turkey on Thanksgiving? Even though he only 642 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:27,040 Speaker 1: had two guests? Oh no, why not? Well, apparently your 643 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,680 Speaker 1: guests were Bartolo Cologne and Lizzo. That's from Brendan from 644 00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,480 Speaker 1: Busting lame Jokes over the years. We used to just 645 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,920 Speaker 1: bust Bartolo Colone's balls, and then he retired. Then we 646 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,479 Speaker 1: moved to Lizzo. Now we've moved to weed Man. How 647 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,640 Speaker 1: do you know when life is tough? 648 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,600 Speaker 5: Oh? 649 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,080 Speaker 1: Because you catch yourself being jealous of weed Man having 650 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,960 Speaker 1: his own segment on the radio show. That's a Noah 651 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:56,480 Speaker 1: in Austin. Why why should weed Man create an email? 652 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:57,960 Speaker 5: Why? 653 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,719 Speaker 1: Well, he'll never go hung with all the spam he's 654 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:06,279 Speaker 1: going to get. That's Noah in Austin. They even have 655 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,960 Speaker 1: a folder a spamful er. Why did weed Man leave 656 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,880 Speaker 1: New York City? There's actually three reasons. Why? How about that? 657 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:13,600 Speaker 5: Wow? 658 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,759 Speaker 1: Well, the team sucked, The weather sucks, and there are 659 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:23,560 Speaker 1: no hurricanes there either. That's Mike the Leprechaun. What what 660 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,160 Speaker 1: kind of hippie is weed Man? 661 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:26,719 Speaker 5: What come? 662 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:33,399 Speaker 1: He's a dang dirty hippie. That's true in Minnesota? Why? 663 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,280 Speaker 1: What is the weed Man's favorite thing about the romantic novels? 664 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:42,200 Speaker 1: What besides all the pipe he really likes the hair 665 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,040 Speaker 1: owin Heroin? Right, but Drew and I screwed up Drew 666 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,880 Speaker 1: in Minnesota? You got the joke? What else do we 667 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,000 Speaker 1: have this here? What is lorraina and Coop hoping to 668 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,840 Speaker 1: find at the end of the rainbow. What a gold 669 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,359 Speaker 1: of pot is that they'd like to find there now 670 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,879 Speaker 1: the most This is interesting. The most popular girl's name 671 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,640 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five was Olivia. And what was the 672 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,879 Speaker 1: most popular boy's name? 673 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:10,120 Speaker 2: What? 674 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:19,359 Speaker 1: Tyreek Kill Junior? That's uncle Uncle. What's the saddest part 675 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:24,279 Speaker 1: of Scott's dating life? Unfortunately every single date it's a 676 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:29,759 Speaker 1: blind date. That's a Bobby in Florida. How cold is 677 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,839 Speaker 1: it in Minnesota? 678 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:31,960 Speaker 2: Oh? 679 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:32,600 Speaker 5: Cold? 680 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,840 Speaker 1: It's so cold that hollering James claims that he's an Eskimo. 681 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,399 Speaker 1: That's Econ Roseville, Minnesota. What's Jed who Fled's favorite place 682 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,640 Speaker 1: to spend Christmas? Yeah, his favorite place, Jed who Fled 683 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,320 Speaker 1: the little town of meth Laham. That's Dan in South 684 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:51,279 Speaker 1: Carolina Bank you weaed man. Lame jokes of the Week.