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Speaker 1: Welcome to Bill and Juliana the Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, welcome to the premiere episode of Bill and

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Speaker 2: Juliana Today. We're so excited. Not only is it our

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Speaker 2: first episode, but we are kicking off this podcast with

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Speaker 2: someone we are both huge fans of. He is one

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Speaker 2: of the biggest stand up comedians in the world. This

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Speaker 2: sells out arenas he has huge Netflix specials like Stay

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Speaker 2: Hungry and Aren't You Embarrassed? I mean, he is literally

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Speaker 2: a comedy genius and he has built a comedy empire

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Speaker 2: out of family frustration and pointing out all these things

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Speaker 2: that we act like are normal but are not normal

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Speaker 2: at all. And he just is literally one of the

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Speaker 2: funniest people on the planet. And he is here today.

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Speaker 1: And a great guy, great family man, yes, great husband,

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Speaker 1: great father yes.

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Speaker 2: So Sebastian Minescalco is joining us on this show, and

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Speaker 2: not only are we going to talk about his life,

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Speaker 2: but also we're going to talk about something that Bill

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Speaker 2: and I disagree on, which is when you travel, do

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Speaker 2: in a hotel. So everyone welcomes to Bastian Man, it's

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Speaker 2: gotta go to the show.

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Speaker 1: This is a premiere episode and Juliana has been a

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Speaker 1: super fan since the very beginning. And I'm going to

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Speaker 1: tell a quick story. So this is before you were

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Speaker 1: selling out arenas and you know, doing the major tours.

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Speaker 1: He was at the Rosemont Theater and I somehow was

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Speaker 1: able to get tickets and we got back invited backstage.

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Speaker 1: And I've never seen Juliana react the way she did

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Speaker 1: to meeting you. She's interviewed every megastar on the earth. Yes,

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Speaker 1: now this is before you were a megastar, and she

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Speaker 1: was so nervous, panicking.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember this?

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Speaker 1: Of course, like I've never seen anything like it.

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 1: I give you a bottle of red wine, and like.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't speak.

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Speaker 3: It was the craziest thing.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say one thing though? To understand though,

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Speaker 2: this goes way back, because I was a huge fan

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Speaker 2: of yours during your first I think first or second

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Speaker 2: Netflix special and when friends would come over to our house,

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Speaker 2: I couldn't wait for dinner to finish because I would

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Speaker 2: then turn you on.

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Speaker 1: I thought she was on your payroll and I would say,

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Speaker 1: I go.

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Speaker 2: Have you guys heard of Sebastian Maniscoca? Yet we have

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Speaker 2: a special cueued up for you? And we would all

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Speaker 2: sit and watch your specials and I couldn't get enough

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Speaker 2: of them. And so when Bill surprised me with tickets

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Speaker 2: to see you, I was so excited. And then when

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Speaker 2: I come in to meet you, and I've interviewed every

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Speaker 2: celebrity on the Red carpet, and when I came in

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Speaker 3: Oh, it was very flattering. It was very nice that

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Speaker 2: So did I act goofy beyond it?

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Speaker 3: I don't think it was like so out of bounds. Really, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean I'm kind of used to that. Yeah. Well

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Speaker 1: Well, hope on the story gets better. So fast forward

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Speaker 1: years later, we're in Cabo. Sebastian's down in Cabo on vacation.

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Speaker 1: Sebastian and I communicate occasionally. We talk about, you know, Italy, whatever,

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Speaker 3: We don't communicate about that. We communicate as I'm kind

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Speaker 3: of fascinated about your real estate holdings. Yes, you're always

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Speaker 3: I be happy to share, happy to share.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So we invite Sebastian and his wonderful wife to lunch, yeah,

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Speaker 1: trying to impress you. I was, and I'm like, honey,

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Speaker 1: Does that happen a lot to you where people want

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Speaker 3: And yeah, I mean there there tends to be some

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Speaker 1: So do you remember the people that they come up

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Speaker 1: with that I voted for you on the Apprentice, like

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Speaker 2: But I remember when Sebastian was coming to visit us

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Speaker 2: And I go, you're gonna just swim to shore and

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Speaker 2: He's like, what are you talking about? So the Sebastian

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Speaker 1: They look nice, nice to the nines. I mean, like

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Speaker 3: It's a set, set set.

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Speaker 3: I'll meet you for a sandwich.

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Speaker 2: It was basically what he did. And then we're saying that,

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Speaker 2: And remember Duke was at the pool and Sebastian kept

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Speaker 1: Kept playing at the beach with rough waves.

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Speaker 1: No, really, Sebastian's like, I can tell who the real

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Speaker 3: No, because I am the I'm the parent that's always

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Speaker 3: So uh yeah, I just I just picked up on

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Speaker 1: Creatures, conferent parent, teacher who's.

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Speaker 3: Got the time, she's rescuing five dollars.

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Speaker 2: But he is your bet, like you make him brush

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Speaker 2: his teeth, Like I just feel like you can skip

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Speaker 3: Okay, that doesn't work for me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I find that interesting Sebastian because I'm Italian. You're Italian,

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Speaker 1: I don't think Sebastians like that.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a cultural thing. A lot

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Speaker 2: You know, I think I'm the youngest, so my parents

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Speaker 2: He had more of the helicopter parenting, and I think

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Speaker 3: Okay, you see what I mean? Yeah, maybe that's it.

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Speaker 2: And then we took that into our lives.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of family, I know I made it. The Sebastian's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she she has a She's messaging people that are

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Speaker 2: Did you know this that she follows Bill?

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Speaker 3: That might have been mentioned in one of the many

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Speaker 3: She's here, she's outside.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's here to see you. That's why Sebastian series

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Speaker 2: So we're so excited because this is our premiere episode

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Speaker 2: a lot of other podcasts because we interview famous people

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Speaker 2: So the topic for this podcast with you today is

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Speaker 2: something we have argued over Bill and I and it's

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Speaker 2: when you travel, do you stay with the inlaws or

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Speaker 2: do you stay at a hotel? Okay, So I'd love

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Speaker 2: to know your opinion, but first let's start with ours.

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Speaker 2: So I personally like to stay with my family or

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Speaker 2: beautiful thing. It's an opportunity for us to spend time

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Speaker 2: hanging out like we were kids, you know, back when

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Speaker 2: we were kids, Like having that relationship again that you

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Speaker 2: like precious time spent. Why not? And also I like

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Speaker 2: to save money on hotels. Bill, on the other hand,

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Speaker 2: true loves a hotel. You tell him where you stand.

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Speaker 1: It's not even a question. I mean, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be fifty five years old, next week, I'm staying at

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Speaker 1: a hotel. And I'll tell you why. Because when we

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Speaker 1: first got engaged, her brother Push invited us to come

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Speaker 3: You say that's his name, Yeah, my brother, I always

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Speaker 3: said it Pasquale. Is it is that the correct Pasquale?

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Speaker 3: I heard?

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Speaker 1: I heard you here, so I just assumed it.

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Speaker 2: Was that is weird the way he said, Okay, there

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Speaker 2: you go.

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Speaker 1: Pasquale invites us over and she Juan insists we stay

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Speaker 1: with him. We just got engaged, and he has this

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Speaker 3: And that was it. So, so you no longer stay

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Speaker 1: I tried. I couldn't fit in that. Laura Ashley bed

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, it was literally as if she had

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Speaker 3: What I got out of that was a photographer. I

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Speaker 2: I have those they put on me at Barbezon. One

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Speaker 1: The plumba was hanging in the bedroom with all the

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Speaker 2: It blows his nose.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me flip it around. Yeah, do you have

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Speaker 1: Our home is equipped. I think it's better equipped for guests.

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Speaker 3: I was bothered that you're coming down in your basketball shorts. Right.

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Speaker 3: Even the people watching.

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Speaker 2: So you're saying that when you go to someone's house,

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Speaker 2: And at a person's house, you know, it could be

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Speaker 3: They might have changed the sheets out since the last

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Speaker 3: Last time I went to Thanksgiving, we got a hotel

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Speaker 3: Uh So we got the like, I'm not going to

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Speaker 3: I'm sure the mother's talking to you.

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Speaker 1: It's always my fault. The Bill doesn't want to go here, Bill.

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Speaker 2: But it is my mom says, she goes Juniana, I

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So I didn't want to. I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want them to have that It's Sebastian conversation.

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Speaker 3: So we ended up scrapping a hotel and we stayed

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Speaker 2: Good job, Okay, Sebastian. We're visiting right now, and so

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Speaker 2: It's my mom's eighty fourth birthday this week, so we're

436
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 2: all staying. You know, well, we were all going to

437
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 2: stay there. I've got she has four kids, my sister

438
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,920
Speaker 2: one's graduating from USC this week, so we're all we're

439
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 2: all going to stay there. She's got a beautiful house.

440
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 2: And then this one. I love you, but he goes,

441
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 2: there's no way I'm staying at the house. And I said,

442
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,400
Speaker 2: what do you mean. He goes, there's a hotel nearby.

443
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 2: I'll stay anywhere. I can't. I'll go visit them all day,

444
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 2: but I can't stay at the house. I just I'm

445
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 2: past that stage of my life, he said. And he said,

446
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 2: I just I can't. And so I had to tell

447
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 2: my family, and my sister goes, I got your room

448
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,160
Speaker 2: ready for you. This is last week.

449
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: I was not aware of that cover And I.

450
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 2: Said, Monic. I said, it's okay, Monica, we're going to,

451
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 2: you know, stay at a hotel. And she goes, is

452
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,159
Speaker 2: it Bill? And I said, when of my I was

453
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,639
Speaker 2: to say, she knows, and I said, yeah, it's Bougie Bill.

454
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 2: We call him. We call him Bougie Bill behind his back.

455
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 2: So Bougie Bill can't stay God forbid, you know, in

456
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 2: a room that's not like sixty two degrees and dark shades,

457
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 2: you know, like what do they call the blackout shades?

458
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 2: You know? And so I just feel like, don't you

459
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 2: think though at some point, like maybe put it aside.

460
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 2: It's a birthday, it's a graduation. Like suck it up

461
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 2: a little bit and be with the family, like we

462
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 2: love you and we want to cook food for you.

463
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 2: And it's offensive to us. My family's very offended. The

464
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,199
Speaker 2: Italians got offended.

465
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 3: No, they do, They got they get offended. And I

466
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 3: know where you're coming from, but I also know where

467
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 3: you're coming from. Guy's fifty five years old, right, He

468
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 3: don't want to be sleeping, you know, in some strange

469
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:49,360
Speaker 3: room with whatever the sun coming in. Guy's a mogul,

470
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 3: all right. He needs to sleep. He's got to wake

471
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 3: up and talk to real estate people. He's acquiring land,

472
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 3: all right, and he can't be your around the talking

473
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,959
Speaker 3: and this and then that he's on calls. He's got

474
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 3: to go outside. Right. I find that I do a

475
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 3: lot of business when I'm staying with my in laws,

476
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 3: and I'm doing a lot of errands because i want

477
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 3: to get out of the house. Yes, so I'll like go,

478
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 3: I gotta go get coffee, and then I'll sit in

479
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 3: the parking lot for an hour. Right, that's what we

480
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 3: do when we go to everybody's doing this and everybody

481
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 3: that has in laws. Nothing against the in laws. I

482
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 3: just need time by myself without a lot of like

483
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,640
Speaker 3: a lot of stuff coming at me in the morning.

484
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 3: So I'm sure he'd probably tell you it's gonna happen.

485
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 3: How are you here.

486
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: I'm leaving Wednesday night.

487
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:44,719
Speaker 3: She's staying Wednesday night, so tomorrow, right, he's gonna go.

488
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 3: I got this two hour call, Right, I gotta find

489
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 3: somewhere quiet. I gotta go back to iHeart. I'll have

490
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 3: the call there. He needs to. He's gonna tell you

491
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 3: something to get the fuck out of the house.

492
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,400
Speaker 1: I think it comes the older you get, the more

493
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: you want to be alone. Ies, you found that in

494
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: your late forties.

495
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 3: I'm fifty two years old and fifty three in July

496
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 3: as you grow older, you need to He knew how

497
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 3: old it was, So you were you born seventy two,

498
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 3: seventy three?

499
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 2: I'm seventy four. When's your birthday?

500
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 3: July eighth?

501
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, just my nephew's birthday. Cancer cancer yet free?

502
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 2: Witslana Virgo September sixth. She very organized, She's.

503
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 3: Very particular of what how she wants things. She's very

504
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 3: yeah and.

505
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you Virgos. Also, it's like our son is

506
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: a Virgo.

507
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 3: Like perfectionists.

508
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Bill goes back Wednesday because we're not staying

509
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,439
Speaker 2: with the family and we're in a hotel. I'm going

510
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,719
Speaker 2: to move in with the family. See that's a compromise, right,

511
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 2: So I'm moving in with the family Wednesday through Well,

512
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 2: that's another bonu contendent. We want to talk about it.

513
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,360
Speaker 2: But Bill's birthday Saturday, and I said, and he said,

514
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 2: you should come back to Chicago for my birthday. And

515
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: I said, but I'm not. I didn't get to see

516
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 2: my family while I was here. I also need to

517
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 2: see my family. So we're trying to figure that out.

518
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: This isn't marriage right now.

519
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 3: I don't think it's do you care anymore?

520
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 2: Like if is like I'm staying with my family, or

521
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 2: would you be like you need to come home for

522
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 2: my birthday. I mean, we haven't really talked.

523
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: Bring it up. And I said, well, you know, my

524
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: birthday Saturday, and you've totally had forgotten it was my birthday.

525
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 1: And I reminded you. No, that's okay, that's okay.

526
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 3: Well listen, listen. Uh No, I mean I'm not I'm

527
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 3: not so big on birthdays, but we do like to

528
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 3: celebrate everybody's birthday as a family. Yeah. So is there

529
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 3: a possibility that you go back to Chicago for the

530
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 3: man's birthday?

531
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. Okay, but going back to in law.

532
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: In laws fashion and I are in agreement that there's

533
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: always beautify. I love it. I just feel more comfortable

534
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: not sleeping in the in the shrine room with candles

535
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: in the lower Ashley bedding that is all matching with

536
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 1: the wallpaper. And I'm six foot three. The bed's made

537
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: for someone who's five foot seven, so my legs stick

538
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: out through the wrought iron at the end of the bed.

539
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: It's really comfortable for me.

540
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 2: It's the same bedroom that I designed as a little

541
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 2: girl at eleven years old. It is the exact same

542
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 2: bedroom when I was eleven. It's still this bedroom, and

543
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 2: so we have Laura Ashley wall trim with the same

544
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 2: matching drapes, with the same matching pillows and everything. And

545
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 2: my parents were going to give him the bedroom when

546
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 2: we were engaged because they didn't want us to sleep

547
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 2: together yet because it was an official and so I

548
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 2: was going to sleep in the twin room, which was

549
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 2: very nice of them to give you that bed, and

550
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 2: he refused to take the bed because his legs went

551
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 2: through the bars at the end of the foot of

552
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 2: the bed, and because he thought the room was creepy

553
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 2: because it was all Laura Ashley out and stuff. Which,

554
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 2: by the way, that that rose print is coming back

555
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 2: in school, but whatever, I don't even want to go there.

556
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 2: But bottom line is, so he doesn't like to stay

557
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 2: with the in laws. You don't like to day.

558
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: I love them, I love your mom and dad. I

559
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 1: just love my own space.

560
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 3: Okay, but I'm hearing kind of one side. Is your

561
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 3: parents still around? My mom is okay? Are we staying

562
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 3: with her? Yes?

563
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 2: We used to. We used to do before she moved

564
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 2: an apartment. We always stayed at her house. And I'm

565
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 2: so especially I'm like that. Like I'm very much like

566
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 2: family compromise. Like I had no problem staying in that room.

567
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: It was hot, But fifteen years ago there was an

568
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: old computer, much younger.

569
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: Bottom line is, you know, there was in fancy. But

570
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 2: I like staying with the family, and I stay with

571
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 2: his sister. But I'm like that I can stay. I

572
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 2: can like I can, you know, not have all my

573
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: basic needs met in for the price of like being

574
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 2: able to be with family.

575
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 3: I get that, you see what I mean. And that's

576
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 3: what I'm doing with my father. You know, sometimes you

577
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 3: sacrifice some of the luxuries in life. You have to

578
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 3: know what you're going into, the expectations, Like I know

579
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 3: what I'm walking into. For three days, we're going to

580
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 3: be sleeping on the floor and it's going to be

581
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 3: fun and what have you. Then we're going to go

582
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 3: downtown and stay downtown for three days. So I think

583
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 3: if if it's if it's something that's discussed beforehand and

584
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 3: this is the reason why we're doing it, absolutely, But

585
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 3: if you're just going to go and there's no real

586
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 3: reason to be there, I don't think he should be

587
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 3: sleeping in a bed with his feet hanging off that

588
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 3: the you.

589
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: Know, I see what he's saying, but he believes in

590
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 2: the compromise. That's a good point though, like if it's

591
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 2: for Duke, right, you're doing for kids for them to

592
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: have the.

593
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 3: Experience, and my father and myself too because you know,

594
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 3: I have a baseball card collection in the basement and

595
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 3: football cards and my son just got into collecting and

596
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 3: he's so excited to go down to the base basement.

597
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 3: So for me, it's going to be a lot of

598
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 3: nostalgia for me to look through cards that I want

599
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 3: selected and now my son's going to acquire them, so

600
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 3: you know, and you know, yeah, it's it's it's going

601
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 3: to be a lot of memories. And we're and my sister,

602
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 3: so the first time we're going to be back together

603
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 3: at the house together I think since I left Chicago

604
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety eight, So it's going to be it's

605
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 3: gonna be fun.

606
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 2: What are you working on right now, because you know,

607
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: I need to know all the things watch.

608
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 3: Right now, I am working and I just I have

609
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 3: a new serious XM channel called Sebastian.

610
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: I hear the ads?

611
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: Can I lift my son? Can I listen to it?

612
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 2: On the way to Stow ok is it all comedians.

613
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 3: It's all comedian. It's comedian driven. However, I'm populating the

614
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 3: channel with my own show. It's called The Sebastian Mescalco Show.

615
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 3: I'm going to be doing interviews. I just interviewed Paul

616
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 3: Anka this week.

617
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,239
Speaker 1: Is why do we chop Liver Mascoto.

618
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 3: Like it's local? I know you guys don't even live.

619
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: You're doing it here in La Yeah, okay, so you

620
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 2: interview people.

621
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 3: I interview. I'm starting to interview Pea, yes, and then Yeah.

622
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 3: I got a new dance song that's that's out with

623
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 3: Steve Aoki called does Your Father Know You Dance Like That?

624
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 3: And I'm at the wind the Moor all day weekend

625
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 3: the four shows there. I'll be there again in August

626
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 3: in October. So yeah, I'm just kind of bouncing around

627
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 3: and having fun. I saw you.

628
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: I saw him at the Win.

629
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 3: It was awesome.

630
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: It's such a great bear there. It's just a great crowd.

631
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it's one of the best showrooms in

632
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 3: Las Vegas. I think Win Hotel the best, the best.

633
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 3: You can't really beat it.

634
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: And we have an RPM Italian in Vegas. Just you

635
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: do Caesars, right, in Caesars.

636
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm having my dad's party at your

637
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 3: restaurant out Yeah, when June twenty sixth, I believe.

638
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 2: Is it a big party? How many people?

639
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 3: Fifty people up in the there was like a room, yeah.

640
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: Private room, a toast.

641
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god. He didn't invite you, nobody. No one

642
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: invited parents.

643
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 3: So meet and greets at the party. So you have

644
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 3: that restaurant downstairs where we had the premiere. Yeah?

645
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the river.

646
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 3: Someone said that you could like get a boat and

647
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 3: pull up and pop off the boat and then pop

648
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 3: back on. Yeah, okay, I need to pick your brain

649
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 3: and like I might want to do that. I want

650
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 3: to do that. I got to get a boat.

651
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: Guy, you met him backstage, John, I took him backstage.

652
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Speaker 1: He's got a beautiful big boat right now, it's beautiful.

653
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Speaker 1: He's going to give you.

654
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,959
Speaker 3: Give me the boat. I need somebody to drive the captain.

655
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 3: Don't give me this this.

656
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 2: You and your family are going to cruise around. Yeah,

657
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 2: you're gonna check out the beautiful architecture and then we'll

658
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 2: see what time should we be there?

659
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 3: All right, go to the party. I mean it's at

660
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Speaker 3: your facility.

661
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: It's like we're running a hospital.

662
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have an idea for your show,

663
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 2: your institution. I have an idea for your channel. Okay,

664
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 2: what about you do a show. Maybe you're already doing this.

665
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 2: We're like every day amateurs like me, come on, we

666
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 2: get five minutes to do a bit.

667
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: We do.

668
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 2: We do five minutes, and you do an hour show

669
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 2: and it's called like amateur hour or something. That's cute, right.

670
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 2: I like amateurs, And I could be what i'd like

671
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 2: to be on one of the first episodes, and I've

672
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 2: got some material and you can determine like is the

673
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: uncle really funny? Is the are you really funny or

674
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 2: not funny? Oh?

675
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we're not doing that, okay.

676
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: Because I feel like i've been you know, I think

677
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think you know, do you think.

678
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: Do you think yes, you could get up five minutes

679
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 3: and make people that way?

680
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 2: I don't know.

681
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: I'd like to.

682
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 3: I think two minutes would be tough.

683
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 2: I think any minute would be tough. But I think

684
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 2: i'd like to try. And I think a lot of people,

685
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: you know how people think like, oh my uncle is

686
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: so funny to be a comedian, or this person so funny?

687
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 2: Could be my best friend is so funny, she could

688
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 2: be a comedian. Could you be talking to it?

689
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 3: MANB Well, do you have, yes, a go to story

690
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 3: or something that you go to that's humorous surface? You

691
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 3: know how we all say Bill, tell that story about that? Yeah,

692
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 3: then do you have a go to story?

693
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: Do you have a I got one.

694
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 2: I have a lot.

695
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: The time, I was on the Danny Bonaducci daytime talk show.

696
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 3: So that's your that's your Oh it's.

697
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: Funny as hell. Well we'll talk about that. Remember Danny Bonaducci. Yeah,

698
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: he hit a daytime talk show that was on the

699
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: air and I was asked to be a guest on it.

700
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: It was filmed out of Chicago, but yeah, I guess

701
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: it was the early nineties.

702
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 2: Okay, from what happened? Now you got us.

703
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: So I had this company called Cigars around the World.

704
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: I started it right out of college. She was of

705
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: the Month club, getting cigars delivered to your home every month.

706
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: And I pitched these producers and they said, come on

707
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: in and we will talk about having you on an

708
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: episode to talk about great gifts for the holidays. I

709
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: show up to film the show and they lied to me.

710
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: It was I'm dateless and lonely for the holidays.

711
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,399
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

712
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: And they tried to set me up with these girls, okay,

713
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: and I went through it. I'm like, all right, well,

714
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: they're gonna make good. They're gonna put me on with

715
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: the cigars. They aired the show Thanksgiving Day when everyone's

716
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,479
Speaker 1: home watching daytime television. It was the highest rated show

717
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 1: in the Danny Bonadoucci daytime talk show run. I'm getting

718
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: calls from all of them. I could tell her where

719
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: it was airing, because my friends were like, you lose her,

720
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: you're dateless and lonely for the holidays. But I mean,

721
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: I have a longer version of it.

722
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 3: I'm just I was just.

723
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: Giving you the cliff notes.

724
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 2: Stand up here.

725
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 3: Here's the concerning part. Here's the concerning part. And I

726
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 3: want to get to the bottom of it. How is

727
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 3: this your go to story? And she's never heard it

728
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 3: like she has?

729
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: She has she has adult add Can I actually that's

730
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: the next episode after you were talking about adult?

731
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 3: Can I say ship you not?

732
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:11,720
Speaker 2: Can I tay you? I love you? We've been together

733
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 2: twenty years and I don't. I'm not doing this to

734
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 2: be embarrassing, but but can I tell you that's a

735
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 2: great story to tell, like a funny story, but that's

736
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 2: not like a stand up story, like there's no like

737
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 2: but there's no like funny ending.

738
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Speaker 1: I've told it about five I give. I do a

739
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 1: lot of speaking to like sales teams, and that's part

740
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: of one of my stories. It goes over well, I

741
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: mean brings the house down.

742
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, but that's not like good guys, as you

743
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 3: were you feeling over there.

744
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: You know what I'm going to open for you. Pat

745
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: McGann's out. We're getting rid of Pat mcghan he's done.

746
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 3: I'm taking over from my.

747
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 2: I think, I I do. I can't think of one

748
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 2: right now, but I have a lot of really good

749
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: stories that have like a beginning, middle and an end.

750
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 2: I do.

751
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 3: I'm sure you do. Everybody has their stories, right, But

752
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 3: what I find is people that tell stories they don't

753
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 3: have the ability to like cut out some of the

754
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 3: information in the story that that pertin to making somebody laugh.

755
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 3: So there's like a lot of fat on these stories.

756
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: And the pauses and the pace, the.

757
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 3: Pace, the pausing you you started. Here's a little technique

758
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 3: that I've learned. You never tell anybody that the story

759
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 3: is fantastic. You never leave with that. You built it up,

760
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 3: you like, I got one, So it's good. So everybody

761
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 3: now is like expected to laugh and the story is

762
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 3: funny and humorous. But when the expectations are high, it

763
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 3: never lands as high as the person's expectations. So we

764
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 3: just tell a story like it's just a story. And

765
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 3: if you're laughing, you're like, oh, that was a funny story.

766
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 3: Don't don't. Don't like premeditated story point.

767
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 2: But he's write so much it is like the mannerisms,

768
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 2: like he's the master of mannerisms. I got to work

769
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 2: on some of my materials.

770
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, work on the material When do jokes.

771
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 2: Come to you? Is it all day? And do you

772
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 2: write them down? And what's your technique of remembering materials?

773
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 3: So my jokes are the jokes aren't jokes or storytelling.

774
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 3: So the last I'm going to be working out a

775
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 3: bit tomorrow night for the first time about me going

776
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 3: to a hair restoration appointment two weeks ago, and I'm

777
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 3: going to tell that story from beginning to end. I've

778
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 3: told it already a couple of times to people that

779
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 3: I trust, but they didn't you know. Again, I tell

780
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 3: my mother these stories and if she's laughing, I'm like,

781
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,919
Speaker 3: that's that's one for the stage. So that and there's

782
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 3: no writing, there's nothing. There's nothing written. It's all recorded

783
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 3: and I do my writing on stage. So it's not

784
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 3: like I'm going to go home tonight, sit in a

785
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,760
Speaker 3: dark room and go that's funny. It's all just living

786
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 3: life experiences.

787
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: I would like to know are you going to do it?

788
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: Because i'd like to see if we get it to.

789
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 2: Talking about this.

790
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 3: You don't need the hairs to go a package deal. Well,

791
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,240
Speaker 3: this guy, this guy wanted. This guy was a character.

792
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 3: I got one eight years ago from this guy. And

793
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 3: now I'm like, is the old hair falling out? The

794
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 3: new hair is falling out? So I went back to

795
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 3: this guy and he was are you still comedian? You know?

796
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 3: And I like he said it like in a disappointing way,

797
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 3: and I go, no, it's a comedian. Uh do you

798
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 3: have a podcast? And I go, yeah, I got a

799
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 3: serious channel. You have shot. So so we're off to

800
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 3: a good start. I got the room last. Yeah, so

801
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 3: that's what I'm gonna be doing. I'm not going to

802
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 3: go into the whole thing. But he was looking for

803
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 3: a discount if I brought him in on the podcast.

804
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 3: He would give me a discount on my hair perfect

805
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 3: to this guy an hour about about hair restoration.

806
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 2: Well, I have an idea, so that that's what we

807
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 2: I mean we we could have him on because we're

808
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 2: going to interview experts and medical actures. So then we'll

809
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 2: pass forward the discount.

810
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: To you and you come on the jew the Bill

811
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: and Juliana podcast, and then Sebastian are going to come

812
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 1: in together transplants the same day.

813
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 3: What do you think I think. I think I think

814
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 3: it might work because he's really into podcasts.

815
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 2: Let's see if John wrote back yet, we're going to

816
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: get the boat for the party. There's so much to do.

817
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, well we'll be a side. You'll come on

818
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 3: for fifteen and.

819
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: Uh, we won't do it for that much. And then

820
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 2: we're going to do We're we are staying at the

821
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 2: A laws or we're not.

822
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: No, we're going to come from voted. He's on team Bill.

823
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 2: Well, he's compromise.

824
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 3: He's like, I am on your side. However, there are

825
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 3: situations where I think you need to stay due to family.

826
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: If it's a vacation home, if you've got a house

827
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: in the Turks and Caicos. I'm going to stay there.

828
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 2: Thank you, We love you.

829
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me on the premiere

830
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 3: episode here. What's it called? The Bill and podcast? Look?

831
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 3: I thought it was like Confessions with Would you have.

832
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 2: Named it Juliana and Bill or Bill and I think?

833
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 3: I think? I think not. I think it works well

834
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:35,359
Speaker 3: on the Tongue. Bill and thank you so much for

835
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 3: having me.

836
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Speaker 2: Thanks for being on the pres