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Speaker 1: As the rest of the country dissolves into chaos and

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Speaker 1: cat eating. I'm glad that there's one place that's still normal.

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Speaker 1: You can finish, by the way, you can have the

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Speaker 1: rest of mine talking about Florida brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: That's right. We Gator's there because recently the city of Edgewater, Florida,

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Speaker 1: held an election for their mayor, and after a tight race,

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Speaker 1: the Good Residence of Edgewater chose the best man for

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Speaker 1: the job, nineteen year old Diesel Depew. That's Diesel spelled

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Speaker 1: with a z oh. Now.

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Speaker 2: I bet the parents when they were coming up with

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Speaker 2: that name never thought he's going to go into Polandia.

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Speaker 1: And how does a nineteen year old celebrate becoming mayor?

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Speaker 1: Obviously by going to a bar and drinking under age.

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Speaker 3: The rules here, can't we change this lawn?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So video has been circulating on social media showing Mayor

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Speaker 1: Diesel getting turned acting quote inappropriately at a local saloon.

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Speaker 1: So that made some people there upset, but Mayor remind

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Speaker 1: them he's nineteen, which is Florida years makes him forty seven,

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Speaker 1: So not sure what they're whinding about. It's still Residents

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Speaker 1: took the video to City Hall and file a complaint

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Speaker 1: against the mayor, and the city released this statement.

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Speaker 3: Quote, Wait the mayor the city has.

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Speaker 1: No knowledge of Mayor Depew acting inappropriately or violating any laws.

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Speaker 1: Any further inquiries should be directed to Mayor Depew. Furthermore,

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Speaker 1: you're all nubs, suck it nin niner ninern?

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Speaker 2: Is it all because Mayor de kid drank too much

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Speaker 2: and can't remember?

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Speaker 3: I bet that kid was obnoxious.

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Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying. It's called leadership book. You're right,

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Speaker 1: Thank you Florida for being a beacon of order and

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Speaker 1: normalcy in this world. Meanwhile, we're over here shocking each

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Speaker 1: other with dog collars after we had breakfast at Petco

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Speaker 1: this morning. So Jake, bring us back to normalcy with

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Speaker 1: some trivia today.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's time to crack open a Fosters and toss

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Speaker 4: another shrimp on the barbie because today is Australian Citizenship Day.

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Speaker 4: It's the day where people down Under celebrate what it

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Speaker 4: means to be a true Ausi. Whether it's their love

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Speaker 4: of vegamite, their love of swearing, or their ability to

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Speaker 4: bloom an onion just by shouting mate at it is

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Speaker 4: that how they do what a shouting the kicksens like

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Speaker 4: face screaming in every food. But can you identify which

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Speaker 4: famous people are actually Australian and which ones just seem

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Speaker 4: to be? You're gonna have to tell me in a

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Speaker 4: special Azsy or No Aussi edition of blenty of Doors.

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Speaker 3: Can't believe you didn't go with Ozzie or Nausey.

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Speaker 4: I'll give you the name of a famous bloke or Sheila,

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Speaker 4: and you have to tell me if they're a real

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Speaker 4: Australian citizen or something else. We'll start with the woman

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Speaker 4: who's been known to spend quality time with a few Joey's.

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Speaker 4: That's Alexis, Alexis. I've been dictated that you can have

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Speaker 4: no help from the room on this one. No Jackie

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Speaker 4: Chan Australian or something else. Hard As much as I

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Speaker 4: imagine I'm growing up surfing there, I'm gonna go with Australia.

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Speaker 4: Are you sure?

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Speaker 1: Really? With that accent you don't pick up Australia.

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Speaker 3: A weird part of Australia that I'm still gonna take

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Speaker 3: a risk.

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Speaker 4: You say funeral Alexis said something else? That is? That

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Speaker 4: is Correctie is from China.

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Speaker 1: We learn wow.

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Speaker 4: On that one. Let's go over help Brook. Your celebrity

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Speaker 4: is Russell Crowe Australian or something else, or is British.

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Speaker 3: Got to hear is Irish or something? I thought he

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Speaker 3: gonna say, no, that is that's correct.

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Speaker 4: Russell Crowe is a New Zealand citizen. He lives in Australia,

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Speaker 4: but he is adamantly and violently denied being Australia. He

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Speaker 4: does anything, he doesn't do anything normal or slow or calm.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Jose. Jose, your celebrity is Hugh Jackman,

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Speaker 4: Australian or something else.

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Speaker 1: Thought of him, but Hugh Jackman the name Hugh jack

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Speaker 1: Man jack a man.

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Speaker 3: Definitely four more times. You're gonna know Hugh.

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Speaker 1: Jackman from Australia. It sounds right.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Jose said, Hugh Jackman's Australian.

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Speaker 1: That is. Let's go to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Your celebrity is Isla Fisher Australian or something else.

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Speaker 1: She's the redhead from Sarah Marshall.

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Speaker 4: Right, she's from a wedding Crashers wedding Sasha Baron Coche formerly.

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Speaker 1: I don't pick up any Australian from her whatsoever.

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Speaker 2: You think anyone can sound American if they want to,

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Speaker 2: But I've never heard.

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Speaker 1: Her speak with an Australian accent, even when she's not

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Speaker 1: in movies.

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Speaker 3: You watch a lot of clips of her non movies

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Speaker 1: I just spent all day YouTube videos of giving interviews.

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Speaker 2: Well, then you're going to know, well, yeah, we're going

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Speaker 2: to trust your opinion.

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Speaker 1: Based on my thorough research of Isla Fisher's interview circuit.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say absolutely not Australian, Jeffrey said.

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Speaker 4: Not Australian. That is Australia. She was born in Oman

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Speaker 4: but moved to Australia with her parents child.

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Speaker 1: That thick Middle Eastern omaniac, that's what I'm picking up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go back to Alexis. Your celebrity is Idris Elba.

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Speaker 4: Is he Australian or something else?

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Speaker 3: I can't even picture. He's like a sexy beast of

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Speaker 3: a man. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: He looks like Stringer Bell.

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Speaker 2: From the.

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Speaker 3: Is Like, oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Is in the.

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Speaker 1: Office for a second.

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Speaker 2: Model type he's gorgeous, attractive Australian.

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Speaker 4: Alexis's math says Australian. That is, he's British. I went

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Speaker 4: over to Brook. Now all your celebrity is Nicole Kidman

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Speaker 4: Australian or something else.

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Speaker 2: Nicole Kidman married to Keith Urban. Keith Urban is Australian.

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Speaker 2: But Nicole Kidman is not.

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Speaker 4: Nicole Kidman is not Australian. That is any correct? I

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Speaker 4: believe you have it backwards. I think she's Australian and

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Speaker 4: he's New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: Is Keith Urban is country? Get it right?

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Speaker 4: Okay, my apologies to the country fans. That means Jose

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Speaker 4: has well today's edition of alenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Well, Jose, you're king of going down Under, so you

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Speaker 1: get to choose to get shocked, and they're going to

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Speaker 1: be singing Land down Under by men at work. I

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Speaker 1: want Brook to sing this in an Australian acts, Okay.

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Speaker 3: I come from a Lando.

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Speaker 2: Through me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how to say that.

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Speaker 4: What do the men do?

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Speaker 1: What is chundering?

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Speaker 3: I don't know that.

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Speaker 4: After the break, all right.

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Speaker 1: I'll meet you outside. That's your shock collar question of

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Speaker 1: the day. I've got your phone tap coming up in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning,