WEBVTT - Second Date Update: G-Wagon Naggin' 0:00:00.070 --> 0:00:02.250 All right, I got my coffee, then we're officially ready 0:00:02.270 --> 0:00:04.990 to go. Oh, what did you get today? Well, I 0:00:05.010 --> 0:00:07.079 get it every morning that I don't have time to 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:07.620 make my own. 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:08.140 Oh, okay. 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:09.940 Yeah, I get it as Americano. 0:00:10.140 --> 0:00:10.240 Oh. 0:00:10.500 --> 0:00:10.820 What? 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.400 What are you guys talking about? Lawn espresso, one pump 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:17.939 brown sugar with sweet cream. Half inch. Sweet cream, nice touch. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.599 I like that. 0:00:18.660 --> 0:00:21.200 It costs an extra dollar. No, it really does. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:22.470 Which is wild to me. 0:00:22.890 --> 0:00:25.010 But, yeah, sorry. Ashton, do you have anything to say 0:00:25.030 --> 0:00:25.430 about coffee? 0:00:25.450 --> 0:00:25.529 No. 0:00:26.550 --> 0:00:29.550 All right. No comment. I heard Brooke say coffee's on 0:00:29.590 --> 0:00:30.520 her right after this. 0:00:30.580 --> 0:00:31.080 Oh, that's right. 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:31.520 That's right. 0:00:31.700 --> 0:00:34.780 All right. Let's get to your brand new second date episode. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:35.920 That's what you're actually here for. 0:00:35.979 --> 0:00:36.260 Yes. 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:39.980 Apologize for the sidetrack. Yes. But what do we get 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:40.760 in comments first? 0:00:40.820 --> 0:00:43.450 Yeah. Emily May said, the more I listen to your show, 0:00:43.570 --> 0:00:44.610 the more afraid I am. 0:00:44.550 --> 0:00:46.129 Of the public, but I can't stop. 0:00:46.150 --> 0:00:46.229 Yeah. 0:00:46.270 --> 0:00:47.630 That's accurate. 0:00:47.830 --> 0:00:48.290 Accurate. 0:00:48.370 --> 0:00:50.410 All right. Let's add to that fear. It all begins 0:00:50.590 --> 0:00:50.930 right now. 0:00:51.030 --> 0:00:52.430 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:00:52.450 --> 0:00:53.900 Second date update. 0:00:55.110 --> 0:00:58.510 Normally, it takes couples 10 to 15 years to reach 0:00:58.570 --> 0:01:02.330 the point where you're saying, I love him, but oh 0:01:02.410 --> 0:01:04.529 my God, do I hate him sometimes. 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:08.160 I mean, kinda. 0:01:08.540 --> 0:01:12.280 Our listener, Hannah, says she's already there. Oh, after one date? 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:13.920 On date number one. Wow. 0:01:14.459 --> 0:01:16.839 Wait, why is she wanting to call him back? 0:01:16.980 --> 0:01:18.979 She's got a few complaints that she needs to air 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:21.480 out here on the show, but probably the main one 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:24.520 is that he hasn't set up another hangout with her. 0:01:24.540 --> 0:01:27.120 I mean, maybe it's like a Benjamin Buttons type of 0:01:27.140 --> 0:01:29.910 thing for dating. Like, they start off real in that, 0:01:30.140 --> 0:01:32.190 and then it gets into the honeymoon journey later. 0:01:32.270 --> 0:01:36.030 Let's find out. Let's talk to her. Hannah, ugh, men, right? 0:01:36.290 --> 0:01:36.550 Mm-hmm. 0:01:37.510 --> 0:01:38.490 Yeah, totally. 0:01:38.510 --> 0:01:40.730 She's like, that's weird. I feel like we could start 0:01:40.770 --> 0:01:43.169 any second date with that. Yeah, totally. I am sorry 0:01:43.209 --> 0:01:46.580 about our entire species, but tell us, what's this lowlife's name? 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:48.300 A lowlife? 0:01:48.420 --> 0:01:49.960 He's not a lowlife. 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:53.580 He's really cute. His name is Paul. All right. 0:01:53.620 --> 0:01:54.700 Pauls are always likable. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.550 Sounds hot, but annoying. I'm with you, Brooke. 0:01:57.830 --> 0:02:00.430 I saw what Bruce said. You were on one today. 0:02:00.450 --> 0:02:01.020 Yeah, you like him. 0:02:01.030 --> 0:02:02.910 I'm not sure why you hate Paul so much because 0:02:02.950 --> 0:02:04.690 it sounds like she doesn't. 0:02:04.850 --> 0:02:06.510 Yeah, she likes him. Let's find out. What do you 0:02:06.570 --> 0:02:08.060 hate about him and what do you like about him? 0:02:08.810 --> 0:02:11.250 I mean, like, I like him a lot, but I 0:02:11.330 --> 0:02:13.210 also kind of hate him at the same time, which 0:02:13.270 --> 0:02:14.790 I think is a good combo. 0:02:14.990 --> 0:02:18.450 Oh, you like that. Okay. What initially attracted you to him? 0:02:19.590 --> 0:02:21.790 Well, you know, we matched on the app. 0:02:22.030 --> 0:02:22.110 Yeah. 0:02:22.330 --> 0:02:25.310 And honestly, like, to just be 100% honest, I was 0:02:25.330 --> 0:02:26.489 very attracted to his car. 0:02:27.169 --> 0:02:28.410 His car? 0:02:28.450 --> 0:02:31.570 Wait, a guy posted a car photo on a dating 0:02:31.630 --> 0:02:32.850 app and it actually worked? 0:02:33.070 --> 0:02:35.310 It's got to be like a Lambo or a Porsche, 0:02:35.330 --> 0:02:36.720 the minimum. What kind of car? 0:02:37.410 --> 0:02:42.120 It's a G-Wagon. Mercedes G-Wagon. He looked really good next 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:42.639 to it. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:43.799 Okay. 0:02:43.860 --> 0:02:44.640 Doesn't everyone? 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:45.899 But when he's not next to it, it's. 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:46.240 Like, eh. 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:48.520 No, okay. 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:49.900 Did he reach out to you first? 0:02:50.150 --> 0:02:53.310 Yeah, we chatted, like, a bit, and then he asked 0:02:53.350 --> 0:02:55.450 me out, and of course, like, I wanted him to 0:02:55.490 --> 0:02:57.290 pick me up in his car, right? Because you never 0:02:57.330 --> 0:03:00.310 know if it's his car or, like, a random car 0:03:00.410 --> 0:03:01.310 on the side of the street. 0:03:01.910 --> 0:03:02.450 Okay. 0:03:02.750 --> 0:03:04.410 Please don't tell me it was in the shop for 0:03:04.430 --> 0:03:04.970 some reason. 0:03:05.030 --> 0:03:05.530 Yeah. 0:03:06.150 --> 0:03:08.370 No, he pulled up in his G-Wagon, and he was, like... 0:03:10.690 --> 0:03:14.310 way cuter in person thank god. 0:03:15.350 --> 0:03:17.790 So what was that first interaction with him like in 0:03:17.870 --> 0:03:19.230 person how'd that go. 0:03:19.830 --> 0:03:24.870 So that's where we run into the first issue already yeah. 0:03:24.430 --> 0:03:28.400 Oh god what did paul do he comes to the door. 0:03:28.030 --> 0:03:31.280 And then say hello and he told me that i 0:03:31.340 --> 0:03:35.330 needed to change because what I was wearing was inappropriate. 0:03:35.630 --> 0:03:35.910 What? 0:03:36.630 --> 0:03:37.370 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 0:03:37.450 --> 0:03:40.210 It could be, like, inappropriate because he had a hiking 0:03:40.250 --> 0:03:42.430 date or a fancy restaurant planned. 0:03:42.610 --> 0:03:44.910 Or his mom is wearing that the same night and 0:03:44.970 --> 0:03:46.440 he doesn't want to create the tension. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.660 Did you ask him what he meant by inappropriate? 0:03:49.300 --> 0:03:52.060 Yeah, of course. And, like, I really didn't think it 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:53.540 was a big deal. Like, we were just going to 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:56.560 go get food somewhere. So we, like, kind of argued 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.240 a bit. And, of course, I won and was like, 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:00.800 I'm not going to change. 0:04:01.390 --> 0:04:03.810 It's important to establish early on in the relationship that 0:04:03.910 --> 0:04:07.550 he's going to be wrong. Like, doesn't matter what he thinks, 0:04:07.730 --> 0:04:08.590 you are right. 0:04:08.750 --> 0:04:11.010 It felt like a power move by him that totally failed. 0:04:11.090 --> 0:04:12.000 Yeah. 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:14.580 I don't know, like, maybe his heart wasn't the right 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:18.140 place about it, but regardless, I go into his G-Wagon 0:04:18.300 --> 0:04:20.220 and he tells me where he's going to take me 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:24.710 to eat and I was like, No, I don't think so. 0:04:25.190 --> 0:04:28.170 Wait, so this is your second argument already. 0:04:28.450 --> 0:04:30.450 You guys haven't even left for dinner yet. 0:04:30.630 --> 0:04:32.990 Why did you say no? Because you weren't dressed for that? 0:04:33.010 --> 0:04:37.220 I mean, I like what I like. And like for 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:40.160 some reason, I was like really in the mood for 0:04:40.220 --> 0:04:44.180 finger food. So I was like, let's go to the zoo. 0:04:44.700 --> 0:04:45.160 The zoo? 0:04:45.180 --> 0:04:46.860 You don't hear a lot of people saying, I'm going 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:48.230 to the zoo for the food. 0:04:48.310 --> 0:04:48.700 Yeah. 0:04:48.850 --> 0:04:49.310 Oh, my gosh. 0:04:49.610 --> 0:04:52.190 You guys, the food at the zoo is so good, 0:04:52.250 --> 0:04:54.510 and it's so fun. Is it? 0:04:55.930 --> 0:04:57.650 What was his response to the zoo? 0:04:57.670 --> 0:05:00.690 He, like, was like, okay, fine. 0:05:01.210 --> 0:05:01.830 Okay. 0:05:02.110 --> 0:05:02.909 All right. 0:05:02.930 --> 0:05:04.000 Sounds like he's into it. 0:05:04.270 --> 0:05:05.910 It sounds like maybe we know why. 0:05:05.930 --> 0:05:08.469 Because you were dressed for the zoo. He was obviously 0:05:08.730 --> 0:05:11.810 maybe thinking a nicer restaurant. Now I understand maybe the outfits. 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:13.400 It's a lot of different. 0:05:13.730 --> 0:05:16.990 They have many bags of Doritos there, Brooke. What more 0:05:17.010 --> 0:05:17.670 could you want? 0:05:18.390 --> 0:05:22.150 Yeah, I know how this sounds, but we had good chemistry. Like, 0:05:22.190 --> 0:05:24.890 we are a good match. And I was having a 0:05:24.930 --> 0:05:27.049 lot of fun. We were, like, eating a bit, walking 0:05:27.070 --> 0:05:28.630 around the zoo. Okay. 0:05:28.670 --> 0:05:30.050 I mean, it is a good first date. 0:05:30.210 --> 0:05:33.570 And speaking to our chemistry, sometimes couples bond over the 0:05:33.610 --> 0:05:35.890 fact that they like to have, like, fun bickering with 0:05:35.930 --> 0:05:38.290 each other. Like that is their love language. 0:05:40.650 --> 0:05:41.229 Yeah. 0:05:42.370 --> 0:05:45.349 So you were into it. You really liked it. Yeah. 0:05:45.430 --> 0:05:47.230 Did you get any vibes from him that he was 0:05:47.270 --> 0:05:48.050 feeling the same? 0:05:48.070 --> 0:05:50.890 You know, like sometimes you can just kind of tell 0:05:50.910 --> 0:05:53.570 when a guy's over you or just like done with 0:05:53.610 --> 0:05:54.620 you for the day. 0:05:54.630 --> 0:05:54.700 No. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.580 You have reached your three hour limit with me. That's 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:04.409 all I can take. 0:06:04.690 --> 0:06:06.550 What do you mean by that? Like he was bored? 0:06:06.870 --> 0:06:09.589 I don't know. Just like unresponsive to like the things 0:06:09.670 --> 0:06:12.170 I was saying. And I don't know, like maybe he 0:06:12.190 --> 0:06:15.750 was tired or something, but like he drove me home 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.940 and then in the car, I like brought it up. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.820 I was like, look, I know like you're annoyed or whatever, 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.719 but like, Oh my God. If you think I'm high maintenance, 0:06:24.860 --> 0:06:26.760 it is because like I'm worth it. 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:29.340 And... Oh, that usually goes over well. 0:06:29.540 --> 0:06:31.500 He was, like, unresponsive. 0:06:31.910 --> 0:06:32.810 Oh, what an a * *. 0:06:32.850 --> 0:06:36.290 And then he drops me off, and then he's leaving, 0:06:36.370 --> 0:06:37.870 and he, like, peels out. 0:06:38.230 --> 0:06:38.370 Oh. 0:06:38.670 --> 0:06:39.190 Whoa. 0:06:39.330 --> 0:06:42.030 So immature. There's still marks on my sidewalk. 0:06:42.070 --> 0:06:43.430 Like, you can still see them. 0:06:43.470 --> 0:06:46.589 To his defense, the G-Wagon's got a crazy expensive engine. 0:06:46.610 --> 0:06:48.190 He can't help it, probably. Yeah. 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.300 He's literally living here in the dust. 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:50.660 Yeah. 0:06:51.890 --> 0:06:54.530 But after all this has happened, you're still reaching out 0:06:54.570 --> 0:06:57.429 to us, hoping to see him one more time, or 0:06:57.450 --> 0:06:58.070 at least his car. 0:06:58.089 --> 0:07:01.860 Look, we are a good match. Like, I know how 0:07:01.940 --> 0:07:05.359 all of it sounds, but we really are, like, good together. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:07.740 And I just, I want you to call him so 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:09.080 that I can hear from him. 0:07:09.540 --> 0:07:09.860 Okay. 0:07:10.420 --> 0:07:11.140 All right. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.350 You know, he may not feel the same. He may 0:07:14.490 --> 0:07:17.330 see this as, like, that was a lot of work. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.780 Yeah, he might think that, but he's wrong. 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:20.360 Oh. 0:07:20.500 --> 0:07:22.180 All right, we'll just tell him that. 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:22.800 Yeah. 0:07:22.820 --> 0:07:23.960 Like, just let him know. 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:25.030 You were wrong about her. 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:26.360 Go back out with her. 0:07:26.580 --> 0:07:26.980 Right now. 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.690 How you feel is wrong. It's not going to be 0:07:29.700 --> 0:07:31.130 a question. It's going to be a statement. 0:07:31.290 --> 0:07:33.850 That's right. We're going to pound that into his brain 0:07:33.890 --> 0:07:36.590 until he says yes to another date with you when 0:07:36.610 --> 0:07:39.250 we do your second date update right after this. Brooke 0:07:39.290 --> 0:07:40.470 and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:07:40.490 --> 0:07:41.870 Second date update. 0:07:43.010 --> 0:07:46.020 If you're just joining us, our listener, Hannah, says, that 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:49.870 she really likes this guy, Paul, but also kind of 0:07:49.930 --> 0:07:52.210 hates him at the same time. They have one of 0:07:52.250 --> 0:07:55.810 those relationships where they flirt by kind of bickering with 0:07:55.870 --> 0:07:56.310 each other. 0:07:56.650 --> 0:07:57.630 Or at least that's what she thinks. 0:07:57.890 --> 0:08:01.470 Yeah, that's how she describes it. About all sorts of stuff. 0:08:01.530 --> 0:08:05.570 What to wear, where to eat, how long to stay 0:08:05.610 --> 0:08:07.670 at the zoo before you've seen enough. 0:08:07.870 --> 0:08:09.930 Why are you annoyed with me right now? Tell me 0:08:09.950 --> 0:08:10.710 what's going on. 0:08:10.730 --> 0:08:13.130 Because that's where they spent their first date until Paul 0:08:13.210 --> 0:08:16.600 just seemed over it And decided to drive her home. 0:08:17.140 --> 0:08:20.480 But again, Hannah swears they just had that chemistry that 0:08:20.540 --> 0:08:23.720 ends with somebody shouting, oh, so now we're bringing that up. 0:08:23.940 --> 0:08:24.460 Really? 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:25.290 Okay. 0:08:25.690 --> 0:08:26.590 Sounds so fun. 0:08:26.670 --> 0:08:29.870 And she's wondering why he doesn't want to do that again. Brooke, 0:08:29.890 --> 0:08:30.670 do you have any guesses? 0:08:30.690 --> 0:08:34.010 You know, I can't put my finger on anything, Jeff. 0:08:34.090 --> 0:08:34.830 It's very strange. 0:08:34.890 --> 0:08:37.290 Why are you trying to put your fingers places, Brooke? 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:38.280 We didn't agree on that. 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:42.440 Well, I'll ask permission next time. Hannah, I forget. 0:08:42.500 --> 0:08:45.340 Have you reached out to him again and he's not 0:08:45.380 --> 0:08:48.000 calling you back or were you just expecting him to 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:48.620 contact you? 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:53.220 I reached out once and he didn't respond. And then 0:08:53.820 --> 0:08:56.130 I texted again and he didn't respond. 0:08:56.250 --> 0:08:57.530 And now it's like rude. 0:08:57.650 --> 0:09:00.630 Was your second text, what's your problem? Why are you 0:09:00.650 --> 0:09:01.430 not responding to my text? 0:09:01.450 --> 0:09:02.790 I'm imagining a voice memo saying that. 0:09:03.309 --> 0:09:06.190 No, listen, I know I can be a lot, right? 0:09:06.290 --> 0:09:08.600 I know how maybe you think this is coming off, 0:09:08.620 --> 0:09:12.260 but I really like him. And I think he would 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.200 really like me once he gets to know me more. 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:16.700 Well, and I think it sounds like maybe he's a lot, too. 0:09:16.940 --> 0:09:18.600 I mean, he's the one that started the first argument. 0:09:18.620 --> 0:09:20.110 I mean, let's not forget that. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:21.810 But we are all willing to tell him that he's 0:09:21.890 --> 0:09:25.570 wrong about whatever he's feeling negatively towards you. So let's 0:09:25.610 --> 0:09:26.750 put that into his brain. 0:09:26.809 --> 0:09:27.830 Yes, please. 0:09:28.070 --> 0:09:29.750 You guys, I don't meet a lot of cute guys 0:09:29.770 --> 0:09:31.190 with tattoos and G-wagons. 0:09:31.390 --> 0:09:34.050 Okay. Okay. That is a very niche group. 0:09:34.090 --> 0:09:35.150 Someone's never been to Miami. 0:09:35.500 --> 0:09:36.120 Uh-huh. 0:09:36.250 --> 0:09:36.670 Okay. 0:09:36.700 --> 0:09:38.960 So let's just dial his number. Hopefully he'll pick up 0:09:39.020 --> 0:09:39.940 and then we can proceed. 0:09:39.980 --> 0:09:47.990 But here we go. Okay. Okay. Hello? 0:09:48.010 --> 0:09:50.319 Hey, is this Paul? 0:09:50.340 --> 0:09:53.140 Yeah. Oh, man. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:54.800 Do we have a surprise for you, Paul? 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.740 I don't know if you're gonna be happy that you 0:09:57.790 --> 0:09:59.510 answered the phone or not but you're on the radio 0:09:59.550 --> 0:10:01.020 right now with a show called brooke and jeffrey in 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:01.580 the morning. 0:10:01.380 --> 0:10:03.959 Hey paul good morning bro. 0:10:05.260 --> 0:10:07.240 What how many people are on the phone. 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:10.500 Yeah enough four of us yeah a room full and 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.620 uh we're here to tell you we think you may 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:13.680 have messed up bro oh. 0:10:14.429 --> 0:10:15.929 We're just going to start off with it? 0:10:15.970 --> 0:10:16.210 Yeah. 0:10:16.230 --> 0:10:16.790 I like that. 0:10:16.830 --> 0:10:17.090 Wow. 0:10:17.270 --> 0:10:18.310 Aggressive, Jeff. 0:10:18.410 --> 0:10:21.630 I'm just saying you may have made some mistakes in 0:10:21.650 --> 0:10:22.250 your love life. 0:10:22.850 --> 0:10:25.160 Is this some kind of weird marketing thing? 0:10:25.660 --> 0:10:27.620 We're marketing our friend? 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:28.360 Yeah. 0:10:28.380 --> 0:10:29.160 That would be strange. 0:10:29.500 --> 0:10:31.339 No, this is a segment we do called The Second 0:10:31.380 --> 0:10:34.439 Date Update. We're trying to help one of our listeners 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.040 that you went on a date with get in touch 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:37.400 with you again, a girl named Hannah. 0:10:40.130 --> 0:10:40.590 Hannah. 0:10:40.910 --> 0:10:41.150 Yeah. 0:10:41.190 --> 0:10:41.290 Yeah. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:42.700 Oh, my God. 0:10:42.860 --> 0:10:43.360 The laugh? 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:44.320 Yeah. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:46.400 That's a pass. I'm going to pass. 0:10:46.830 --> 0:10:47.160 Wait. 0:10:47.630 --> 0:10:48.270 Oh, no. 0:10:48.410 --> 0:10:51.849 You're wrong about that. You're not going to pass. Tell him, Jeff. 0:10:52.030 --> 0:10:53.929 You're going to hear us out a little bit, at least, 0:10:53.990 --> 0:10:57.480 because Hannah's confused why there hasn't been a second meetup. 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:00.599 She told us about your first date, and it seemed 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:00.949 like an A +. 0:11:03.090 --> 0:11:03.570 To her. 0:11:03.929 --> 0:11:05.710 He's kidding a little bit there. 0:11:05.730 --> 0:11:06.949 He knows it wasn't perfect. 0:11:07.070 --> 0:11:10.450 I would love to hear his side of this date. 0:11:10.530 --> 0:11:10.829 Yes. 0:11:11.050 --> 0:11:12.380 I wouldn't love it, but I'll accept it. 0:11:12.490 --> 0:11:12.830 Okay. 0:11:14.429 --> 0:11:17.309 Well, from the beginning, it was bad. 0:11:18.090 --> 0:11:18.550 Really? 0:11:18.850 --> 0:11:21.450 Oh, because of the clothes? Yeah, what are you talking about? 0:11:22.350 --> 0:11:25.849 Well, I go to pick her up, and I walked 0:11:25.929 --> 0:11:29.430 up to her door, and I ring the doorbell, and 0:11:29.510 --> 0:11:31.030 she takes a wild answer. 0:11:31.870 --> 0:11:33.590 I'm like, oh, maybe she's still getting ready. 0:11:33.610 --> 0:11:38.200 She answers the door wearing Spongebob square pants, pajamas, and 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:39.900 like little fuzzy slippers. 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:42.840 Oh, super comfy mode. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:47.140 She was in slippers? Like it was like she wasn't 0:11:47.220 --> 0:11:47.620 dressed yet? 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:48.600 Yeah, she was still getting ready? 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:51.040 No, that's what she planned to wear. 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.950 To the date, on the date, wow. Okay. 0:11:54.110 --> 0:11:57.170 You had planned a dinner, we heard, and that's why 0:11:57.210 --> 0:11:59.350 you said that wasn't an appropriate outfit. 0:11:59.830 --> 0:12:02.650 Yeah, well, I thought maybe I was early or something. 0:12:02.670 --> 0:12:05.230 And I was like, am I early? He's like, no. 0:12:05.250 --> 0:12:07.380 I was like, well, we're going to dinner. You got 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.020 to go change, please. 0:12:09.340 --> 0:12:09.600 Okay. 0:12:09.620 --> 0:12:12.260 Yeah, you can't wear pajamas to a restaurant. I don't 0:12:12.300 --> 0:12:13.319 let my kids do it either. 0:12:13.340 --> 0:12:14.350 I get it. 0:12:14.610 --> 0:12:15.329 Maybe I hop. 0:12:15.850 --> 0:12:16.630 Like, if it's a breakfast? 0:12:16.700 --> 0:12:18.340 Sure, sure. 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.059 But Hannah told us that she said that you just 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.260 came up and told her that you didn't like her outfit. 0:12:23.300 --> 0:12:26.740 We didn't know that it was Spongebob PJs and fuzzy slippers. 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.920 I thought it was, like, too sexy, and maybe that 0:12:28.980 --> 0:12:29.600 was a bad assumption. 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.300 No, it was not sexy. 0:12:31.630 --> 0:12:32.230 Okay. 0:12:32.250 --> 0:12:33.030 The opposite. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:34.550 So she. 0:12:34.620 --> 0:12:36.679 Disagree on Spongebob, but yeah. 0:12:37.100 --> 0:12:40.219 So she gets into your G-Wagon wearing Spongebob PJs. 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.040 She wore the slippers to the zoo, too? 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:44.320 Yeah, she told you where we went? 0:12:44.620 --> 0:12:45.300 Yeah. 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.720 Well, she told us that she changed the plan. 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:49.880 Yeah, and went to the best food in the city. 0:12:50.900 --> 0:12:52.929 Well, you know, I'm like, screw it, you know? 0:12:52.990 --> 0:12:55.809 Like, I had reservations at a nice restaurant, but I 0:12:55.830 --> 0:12:57.110 wasn't about to take her there. 0:12:57.450 --> 0:13:00.450 Like, sure, I guess this is zoo attire. 0:13:00.470 --> 0:13:02.470 Actually, that wasn't. 0:13:02.270 --> 0:13:02.850 Out for you. 0:13:03.210 --> 0:13:06.319 Maybe she's just fun and young at heart, right? That 0:13:06.340 --> 0:13:09.160 can be a plus in a relationship. 0:13:09.730 --> 0:13:12.070 No, but she told me she doesn't even like animals. 0:13:12.530 --> 0:13:12.670 What? 0:13:12.690 --> 0:13:14.340 She just likes the food at the zoo. 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:15.880 Who doesn't like animals? 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:16.180 Oh, no. 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.900 Who likes the food at the zoo? She should have. 0:13:19.820 --> 0:13:20.459 Said that part. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:24.079 Dude, I bet fair season is really great for her. 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:25.900 Probably she'd be into that because she ordered like a 0:13:26.020 --> 0:13:28.980 triple order of curly fries when we were there. 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:31.199 Don't try to make that a bad thing. 0:13:31.220 --> 0:13:31.480 I know. 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:34.390 Why all of a sudden is Hannah turning into Jose's 0:13:34.470 --> 0:13:35.030 dream girl? 0:13:35.350 --> 0:13:36.410 Actually, yes. 0:13:37.350 --> 0:13:37.610 Yeah. Yeah. 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:39.420 And she's high maintenance still somehow. 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:40.040 I love this. 0:13:40.100 --> 0:13:43.440 That part is the weird piece for me. But I 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:44.580 can't quite put together. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:48.240 She's like, nice G-Wagon. Let me put on my nicest sweats. Honestly, Paul, 0:13:48.260 --> 0:13:51.700 I think you're coming off a little bit judgmental. I 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:54.470 think you're having the wrong read on Hannah. And don't 0:13:54.540 --> 0:13:57.250 take it from me. Take it from Hannah herself, who's 0:13:57.290 --> 0:13:59.190 on the other line listening, waiting to talk to you. 0:13:59.290 --> 0:14:00.740 Talk is probably not what she's going to do. 0:14:00.770 --> 0:14:02.069 Hannah, you there? 0:14:02.090 --> 0:14:03.610 Hello. 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.199 Why didn't you call me. 0:14:09.700 --> 0:14:12.130 No no i don't i don't like this i don't 0:14:12.150 --> 0:14:14.890 like this at all why are you why are you. 0:14:14.750 --> 0:14:18.530 Doing this i know that i'm different but i really 0:14:18.790 --> 0:14:20.230 like you okay okay. 0:14:19.830 --> 0:14:24.000