WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 3

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tapp.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis Durant, I love that annoying telemarketer that doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>hang up and keeps calling back. My friend Sherry would

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<v Speaker 2>be so angry if he called her, and it would

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<v Speaker 2>be hilarious for your phone taps. So here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Sherry is about to get a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>From Michael Lovenheimer and this email comes from Lynn Wilkinson.

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<v Speaker 3>Is today's phone tap?

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<v Speaker 1>Verb poor covering.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, this is mister Michael up in Himen with

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<v Speaker 3>the Random House DVD Club of America. How are you today?

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<v Speaker 1>Good? Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd like to offer you fourteen movies for one penny.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, this is a business and I can't talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you right now.

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<v Speaker 3>All you need to do is to agree to purchase

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<v Speaker 3>three more DVDs.

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<v Speaker 1>Verb poor covering.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, this is mister Michael up Inheimen with the

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<v Speaker 3>Random House DVD Club of America, and we'd like to

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<v Speaker 3>offer you fourteen movies for one penny.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a business. I told you I really have

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<v Speaker 1>no time for you right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's where you're wrong, ma'am. There's always time for movies.

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<v Speaker 1>You're at the Random House DVD Company Club of America.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, okay, we like to offer you fourteen movies

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<v Speaker 3>for one penny. All you need to do is agreed

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<v Speaker 3>to purchase three more DVDs at regular club prices.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you we are on a do not call list.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be reporting you.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, we don't pay attention to do not call list.

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<v Speaker 1>This is miss thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Covering mister Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 3>here with an offer you cannot refuse.

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Michael, I'm refusing it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're not, because this is the DVD. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>own a DVD player? Ma'am?

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<v Speaker 1>Goodbye? Do you own a.

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<v Speaker 3>Dv you answer my questions now? I'm being no, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>being very very calm.

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<v Speaker 1>Know me.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that I'm with the Random.

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<v Speaker 3>DVD Club of America and we have a special offer

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<v Speaker 3>today that you cannot get anywhere else. You cannot find

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<v Speaker 3>this in stores.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael, you better go sell them to the store because

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<v Speaker 1>you're not getting anywhere here. You're talking to a brick wall.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what company do you work.

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<v Speaker 1>With, ma'am? I own the company.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, do you have a DVD in the office.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael, you need a new job and is not working.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. All you need to do is agreed approachase three

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<v Speaker 3>more at regular club prices in two years.

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<v Speaker 1>Go sign up for an appointment. WHOA, Michael, you're harassing me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not harassing you. Miss. This is the Random House

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<v Speaker 3>DVD Club.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I know. I heard it all before.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is mister Michael up and him.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that too.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd like to offer you fourteen movies.

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<v Speaker 1>We call go talk to your boss.

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<v Speaker 3>After your first refusal, Can.

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<v Speaker 1>I talk to your boss? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>I am the boss.

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<v Speaker 1>You are the boss.

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<v Speaker 3>I am the bes.

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<v Speaker 1>You better get a new job.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you ready to join our club now.

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Michael? Leave me alone?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we'd like to offer you fourteen movies for one tannel.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want any movie and all you need to

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<v Speaker 1>do is a green don't have a DVD?

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<v Speaker 3>Leave me alone? You know these movies are available on time.

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<v Speaker 1>We have these.

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<v Speaker 3>We have VHS movies. You know. If you sign up a.

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<v Speaker 1>Metal Sex Canty Police Department, we do have a plan.

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<v Speaker 3>For people who do not have VHS's or DVD players.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Michael. You better get off the phone before

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<v Speaker 1>I call the cops.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going away anytime soon. Way, Now you're being

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<v Speaker 3>snippy with.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, Miss, Yes, I'm being very snippy. Now get off

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<v Speaker 1>my phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you being so angry angry line, You're an

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<v Speaker 3>angry individual.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making me more angry by the minute.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no reason to be bitter.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a company.

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<v Speaker 3>Will you please alone? I can't take it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get another job.

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<v Speaker 3>I have one last question for you, Miss, What do

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<v Speaker 3>you want? Do you know a woman?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything. Michael by the name.

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<v Speaker 3>Of Lynn Wilkinson. My god, this is scary Jones and

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<v Speaker 3>Lynn has asked us to play a phone tap on you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm your friendly phone telemarketer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's why you told me keep picking

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<v Speaker 1>it up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was

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