Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tapp.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis Durant, I love that annoying telemarketer that doesn't
Speaker 2: hang up and keeps calling back. My friend Sherry would
Speaker 2: be so angry if he called her, and it would
Speaker 2: be hilarious for your phone taps. So here we go.
Speaker 3: Sherry is about to get a phone tap.
Speaker 2: From Michael Lovenheimer and this email comes from Lynn Wilkinson.
Speaker 3: Is today's phone tap?
Speaker 1: Verb poor covering.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, this is mister Michael up in Himen with
Speaker 3: the Random House DVD Club of America. How are you today?
Speaker 1: Good? Thank you.
Speaker 3: We'd like to offer you fourteen movies for one penny.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is a business and I can't talk
Speaker 1: to you right now.
Speaker 3: All you need to do is to agree to purchase
Speaker 3: three more DVDs.
Speaker 1: Verb poor covering.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, this is mister Michael up Inheimen with the
Speaker 3: Random House DVD Club of America, and we'd like to
Speaker 3: offer you fourteen movies for one penny.
Speaker 1: This is a business. I told you I really have
Speaker 1: no time for you right now.
Speaker 3: Well that's where you're wrong, ma'am. There's always time for movies.
Speaker 1: You're at the Random House DVD Company Club of America.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, okay, we like to offer you fourteen movies
Speaker 3: for one penny. All you need to do is agreed
Speaker 3: to purchase three more DVDs at regular club prices.
Speaker 1: I told you we are on a do not call list.
Speaker 1: I will be reporting you.
Speaker 3: Actually, we don't pay attention to do not call list.
Speaker 1: This is miss thank you.
Speaker 3: My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Covering mister Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 3: here with an offer you cannot refuse.
Speaker 1: Miss Michael, I'm refusing it.
Speaker 3: No, you're not, because this is the DVD. Do you
Speaker 3: own a DVD player? Ma'am?
Speaker 1: Goodbye? Do you own a.
Speaker 3: Dv you answer my questions now? I'm being no, I'm
Speaker 3: being very very calm.
Speaker 1: Know me.
Speaker 3: My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: I heard that I'm with the Random.
Speaker 3: DVD Club of America and we have a special offer
Speaker 3: today that you cannot get anywhere else. You cannot find
Speaker 3: this in stores.
Speaker 1: Michael, you better go sell them to the store because
Speaker 1: you're not getting anywhere here. You're talking to a brick wall.
Speaker 3: Okay, what company do you work.
Speaker 1: With, ma'am? I own the company.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you have a DVD in the office.
Speaker 1: Michael, you need a new job and is not working.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Okay. All you need to do is agreed approachase three
Speaker 3: more at regular club prices in two years.
Speaker 1: Go sign up for an appointment. WHOA, Michael, you're harassing me.
Speaker 3: I'm not harassing you. Miss. This is the Random House
Speaker 3: DVD Club.
Speaker 1: No, I know. I heard it all before.
Speaker 3: My name is mister Michael up and him.
Speaker 1: I know that too.
Speaker 3: We'd like to offer you fourteen movies.
Speaker 1: We call go talk to your boss.
Speaker 3: After your first refusal, Can.
Speaker 1: I talk to your boss? Please?
Speaker 3: I am the boss.
Speaker 1: You are the boss.
Speaker 3: I am the bes.
Speaker 1: You better get a new job.
Speaker 3: Are you ready to join our club now.
Speaker 1: Miss Michael? Leave me alone?
Speaker 3: No, we'd like to offer you fourteen movies for one tannel.
Speaker 1: I don't want any movie and all you need to
Speaker 1: do is a green don't have a DVD?
Speaker 3: Leave me alone? You know these movies are available on time.
Speaker 1: We have these.
Speaker 3: We have VHS movies. You know. If you sign up a.
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Speaker 3: For people who do not have VHS's or DVD players.
Speaker 1: You know, Michael. You better get off the phone before
Speaker 1: I call the cops.
Speaker 3: I'm not going away anytime soon. Way, Now you're being
Speaker 3: snippy with.
Speaker 1: Me, Miss, Yes, I'm being very snippy. Now get off
Speaker 1: my phone.
Speaker 3: Why are you being so angry angry line, You're an
Speaker 3: angry individual.
Speaker 1: You're making me more angry by the minute.
Speaker 3: There's no reason to be bitter.
Speaker 1: I have a company.
Speaker 3: Will you please alone? I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: We'll get another job.
Speaker 3: I have one last question for you, Miss, What do
Speaker 3: you want? Do you know a woman?
Speaker 1: I don't know anything. Michael by the name.
Speaker 3: Of Lynn Wilkinson. My god, this is scary Jones and
Speaker 3: Lynn has asked us to play a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1: That's it. I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit.
Speaker 3: I'm your friendly phone telemarketer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's why you told me keep picking
Speaker 1: it up.
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