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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tapp.

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Speaker 2: Dear Elvis Durant, I love that annoying telemarketer that doesn't

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Speaker 2: hang up and keeps calling back. My friend Sherry would

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Speaker 2: be so angry if he called her, and it would

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Speaker 2: be hilarious for your phone taps. So here we go.

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Speaker 3: Sherry is about to get a phone tap.

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Speaker 2: From Michael Lovenheimer and this email comes from Lynn Wilkinson.

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Speaker 3: Is today's phone tap?

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Speaker 1: Verb poor covering.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, this is mister Michael up in Himen with

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Speaker 3: the Random House DVD Club of America. How are you today?

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Speaker 1: Good? Thank you.

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Speaker 3: We'd like to offer you fourteen movies for one penny.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is a business and I can't talk

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Speaker 1: to you right now.

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Speaker 3: All you need to do is to agree to purchase

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Speaker 3: three more DVDs.

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Speaker 1: Verb poor covering.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, this is mister Michael up Inheimen with the

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Speaker 3: Random House DVD Club of America, and we'd like to

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Speaker 3: offer you fourteen movies for one penny.

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Speaker 1: This is a business. I told you I really have

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Speaker 1: no time for you right now.

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Speaker 3: Well that's where you're wrong, ma'am. There's always time for movies.

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Speaker 1: You're at the Random House DVD Company Club of America.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, okay, we like to offer you fourteen movies

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Speaker 3: for one penny. All you need to do is agreed

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Speaker 3: to purchase three more DVDs at regular club prices.

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Speaker 1: I told you we are on a do not call list.

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Speaker 1: I will be reporting you.

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Speaker 3: Actually, we don't pay attention to do not call list.

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Speaker 1: This is miss thank you.

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Speaker 3: My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Covering mister Michael Oppenheimer

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Speaker 3: here with an offer you cannot refuse.

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Speaker 1: Miss Michael, I'm refusing it.

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Speaker 3: No, you're not, because this is the DVD. Do you

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Speaker 3: own a DVD player? Ma'am?

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Speaker 1: Goodbye? Do you own a.

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Speaker 3: Dv you answer my questions now? I'm being no, I'm

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Speaker 3: being very very calm.

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Speaker 1: Know me.

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Speaker 3: My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 1: I heard that I'm with the Random.

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Speaker 3: DVD Club of America and we have a special offer

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Speaker 3: today that you cannot get anywhere else. You cannot find

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Speaker 3: this in stores.

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Speaker 1: Michael, you better go sell them to the store because

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Speaker 1: you're not getting anywhere here. You're talking to a brick wall.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what company do you work.

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Speaker 1: With, ma'am? I own the company.

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you have a DVD in the office.

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Speaker 1: Michael, you need a new job and is not working.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 3: Okay. All you need to do is agreed approachase three

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Speaker 3: more at regular club prices in two years.

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Speaker 1: Go sign up for an appointment. WHOA, Michael, you're harassing me.

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Speaker 3: I'm not harassing you. Miss. This is the Random House

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Speaker 3: DVD Club.

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Speaker 1: No, I know. I heard it all before.

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Speaker 3: My name is mister Michael up and him.

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Speaker 1: I know that too.

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Speaker 3: We'd like to offer you fourteen movies.

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Speaker 1: We call go talk to your boss.

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Speaker 3: After your first refusal, Can.

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Speaker 1: I talk to your boss? Please?

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Speaker 3: I am the boss.

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Speaker 1: You are the boss.

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Speaker 3: I am the bes.

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Speaker 1: You better get a new job.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready to join our club now.

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Speaker 1: Miss Michael? Leave me alone?

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Speaker 3: No, we'd like to offer you fourteen movies for one tannel.

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Speaker 1: I don't want any movie and all you need to

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Speaker 1: do is a green don't have a DVD?

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Speaker 3: Leave me alone? You know these movies are available on time.

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Speaker 1: We have these.

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Speaker 3: We have VHS movies. You know. If you sign up a.

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Speaker 1: Metal Sex Canty Police Department, we do have a plan.

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Speaker 3: For people who do not have VHS's or DVD players.

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Speaker 1: You know, Michael. You better get off the phone before

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Speaker 1: I call the cops.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going away anytime soon. Way, Now you're being

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Speaker 3: snippy with.

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Speaker 1: Me, Miss, Yes, I'm being very snippy. Now get off

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Speaker 1: my phone.

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Speaker 3: Why are you being so angry angry line, You're an

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Speaker 3: angry individual.

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Speaker 1: You're making me more angry by the minute.

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Speaker 3: There's no reason to be bitter.

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Speaker 1: I have a company.

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Speaker 3: Will you please alone? I can't take it anymore.

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Speaker 1: We'll get another job.

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Speaker 3: I have one last question for you, Miss, What do

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Speaker 3: you want? Do you know a woman?

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Speaker 1: I don't know anything. Michael by the name.

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Speaker 3: Of Lynn Wilkinson. My god, this is scary Jones and

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Speaker 3: Lynn has asked us to play a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: That's it. I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit.

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Speaker 3: I'm your friendly phone telemarketer.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's why you told me keep picking

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Speaker 1: it up.

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Speaker 3: I'm the Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was

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Speaker 3: pre recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show