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Speaker 1: Hello and welcome my favorite murder the miniso.

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Speaker 2: Hi.

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Speaker 1: There you go. We're going to read you your story.

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Speaker 1: I want to go first.

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Speaker 2: Sure this first email. The subject line is one winning

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Speaker 2: bar trivia means outing yourself as a murdering Now hello all.

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Speaker 2: It will soon be clear that this podcast is very

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Speaker 2: important to me, so for now I will skip over

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Speaker 2: the compliments and pleasantrys. On a recent vacation to a

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Speaker 2: small tourist town, my extended family decided it would be

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Speaker 2: a great idea to attend a weekly trivia night held

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Speaker 2: at a bar in town. Once we arrived, it was

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Speaker 2: clear that we were the only out of towners, so

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Speaker 2: we tried to discreetly seat ourselves at a corner table.

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Speaker 2: As the evening continued, we realized that our team was

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Speaker 2: actually doing pretty well well. Our initial desire to stay

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Speaker 2: under the radar disappeared. Suddenly we were there to win.

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Speaker 2: Then it came to the last question, worth a grand

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Speaker 2: total of twenty points. We knew it would decide the game.

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Speaker 2: The question, before his identity was known, what nickname did

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Speaker 2: the media give notorious serial killer Richard Ramirez. Oh that's

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Speaker 2: so easy, easy, I thought the nightstalker. I was about

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Speaker 2: to whisper the moniker to my family when I realized

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Speaker 2: that answering this question would reveal a secret that I

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Speaker 2: had kept from my parents for eight years, that I

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Speaker 2: am a murdered memo. Let me back up briefly. I

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Speaker 2: was fifteen and on a road trip with my parents

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Speaker 2: with a not even close to fully developed brain. I

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Speaker 2: thought it would be a great idea to play an

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Speaker 2: episode of this new podcast i'd been listening to, called

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Speaker 2: my favorite murder so live in up the otherwise boring drive.

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Speaker 2: What could go wrong? I mean with this fucking podcast.

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Speaker 2: My mom got me hooked on Agatha Christie before I

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Speaker 2: could read, and my dad starts every conversation with SO.

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Speaker 2: I was listening to this podcast the other day, so

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Speaker 2: it seemed like the natural thing to do. We listen

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Speaker 2: to about fifteen minutes of an episode of MFM, during

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Speaker 2: which I could all caps feel the tension and the

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Speaker 2: car growing with every new gory detail of the case

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Speaker 2: being described. Suddenly, my mom paused the episode and my

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Speaker 2: parents glanced at each other before my dad turned to

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Speaker 2: me in the backseat. He said, in a very serious tone,

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Speaker 2: promise us to never listen to this again. I, being

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Speaker 2: an incredibly sensitive child, flushed red from embarrassment and degree.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm proud or horrified by this.

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Speaker 2: I think the combo feeling is great.

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Speaker 1: It's a weird feeling to be like, I want to

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing, It's just a reality that's waiting for

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Speaker 2: that fifteen year old when they're twenty or twenty five

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Speaker 2: or whenever you think it's appropriate. But it's already happening.

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Speaker 1: And you're doing us a favor by saying that to

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Speaker 1: a teenager, because all she's not going to do is

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Speaker 1: listen to every fucking episode too that we've done. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that is thank you.

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Speaker 2: That's the marketing we're looking for for sure.

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Speaker 3: Yes, parents, not the disapproving of us.

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Speaker 2: Okay, It says, then started eight years of deception, or

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Speaker 2: maybe I should call it lying by omission. I have

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Speaker 2: continued to listen to your podcast religiously, despite my parents'

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Speaker 2: obvious and rather dramatic reaction to too lovely and hilarious

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Speaker 2: I listened throughout high school, college, and then parentheses. It says,

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Speaker 2: shout out to everyone else who started college in fall

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty, I did not have a good time. Hi,

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Speaker 2: working on my master's in biology. Wow fancy. During this time,

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Speaker 2: I never needed to reveal that I continued to listen

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Speaker 2: by my parents until Trivia. So there I was, do

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Speaker 2: I reveal my interest in true crime by answering a

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Speaker 2: family lose bar Trivia? I decided that I could no

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Speaker 2: when asked, revealed how I would possibly know anything about

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Speaker 2: I was born. I was correct, and we won Trivia

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Speaker 2: thanks to my sacrifice. And what did I get for

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Speaker 2: this selfless gesture a concerned look from my mother, an

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Speaker 2: wanting to learn about that kind of thing, Oh, my God.

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Speaker 2: And the evening's grand prize, a two dollars miniature ping

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Speaker 1: You didn't even get a pint or like a fucking

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Speaker 2: I'm sure it's like, here's this fun price, stay sexy

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Speaker 1: M That was a great story because I do love

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Speaker 2: I love it. It's so fun and sometimes it's so hard.

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Speaker 2: I did that once and I was with friends and

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Speaker 3: Hurtful.

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Speaker 2: I also learned that on this.

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Speaker 3: Podcast, right, at least we have alcohol.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is called hit Man in the News. Hello Georgia,

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Speaker 1: Karen and Sundry Staff. I'm so glad to finally be

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Speaker 1: sharing my hometown story. Well, I no longer live there.

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Speaker 1: This happened in my place of birth about thirty years ago.

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Speaker 1: in her fifties at the time, let's call her Gladys Jones,

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Speaker 1: it says Georgia puts on her newscast voice. Police have

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Speaker 1: unknowingly contact an undercover police officer. The intended victim was

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Speaker 1: Gladys Jones. Oh shit, yes, that's right, My aunt learned

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Speaker 2: Where were the police contacting her to be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: But that's a story for another time.

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Speaker 3: Yes, thanks, right now, I need to hear this.

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Speaker 2: What a cliffhanger?

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Speaker 1: Tell us everything. Thank you for your attention to this matter,

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Speaker 1: Dawn d Yoan Oh wow. I want people to write

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Speaker 1: in their weird like marriage awkward marriage stories of like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, little family drama.

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Speaker 1: Family Drama Wedding edition, my favorite murder a Gamie.

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Speaker 2: I want people to write in more scripts for you

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Speaker 2: to read as a newscaster. I think you should do

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like a name check the pod.

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Speaker 2: All things I've done before? There was a rest stop

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Speaker 2: you know it's one of the most beautiful drives in California,

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Speaker 2: but it's largely unpopulated.

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Speaker 1: And it's also where the Zodiac Killer did this exact

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Speaker 2: Pulled over that woman. I had my cell phone. I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure why I didn't call nine one one, but

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Speaker 1: My god, it was totally nefarious. There's no what what

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Speaker 2: You would know, And that idea if someone's yeah, tailgating

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Speaker 1: and apparently part of a paranormal too for one deal

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Speaker 2: Ooh, that's fascinating.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't happen as often now that we live apart,

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Speaker 1: I had a wrestless night's sleep and one of those

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Speaker 1: The next day I tell my sister of this horrifying dream,

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Speaker 1: We were both horrified, but admittedly impressed that our telepathy

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Speaker 3: How do you can you?

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Speaker 1: Oh that one's easy. Your mother's coming to visit. You're

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Speaker 3: Thank you all those hours I watched that helped.

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Speaker 2: She can hear you right now, right, I told my sister.

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Speaker 1: Turns out our psychic powers weren't warning us about death,

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Speaker 2: Corey, Wow, that's fascinating, Like I love that email. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Because like it's something that is so fascinating, that twin,

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Speaker 2: That's it yeat from that book series where it's exactly

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Speaker 3: Have a telepathic fucking vibe with anyone?

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Speaker 2: My god, would you like to? This is I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to read you half of this title, but the

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Speaker 2: back half is colon a latchkey Kid's last stand, Hello friends.

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Speaker 2: Growing up as an eighties and nineties kid, I proudly

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Speaker 2: Here was the after school protocol in our house. My sister,

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Speaker 3: Just picturing.

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Speaker 1: My nephews were like that age fucking taking themselves home

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Speaker 3: Bye, but you're in charge because you're a little bit older.

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Speaker 2: Good luck on the next two blocks. Seven year old

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Speaker 1: Oh nothing, No, we'd be home for like fucking midnight

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Speaker 1: alone for real. Then for yourself, I'm like, you need

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Speaker 2: Lower back ben for yourself. Simple, efficient, fool proof. Except

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I understand that it was time and place,

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Speaker 2: rushingly fumbled to unhook my oshkosh overalls and peede in

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Speaker 2: My mom was horrified, Needless to say, our latchkey privileges

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Speaker 2: And while my parents may have veered into light trash

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Speaker 2: In fact, my mom's my hero, and I hope to

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Speaker 2: be just like her when I grow up. I'm a

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Speaker 2: Day one listener, and since your very first episodes, I've

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Speaker 2: thank you for your humor, your hearts, and your fierce

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Speaker 2: love for public education and the people in it. Amy ps.

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Speaker 2: My quote unquote favorite murder is the John Benney Ramsey case,

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Speaker 2: what we know as your firstest murder growing up as

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Speaker 2: a Colorado kid in the nineties, it was both terrifying

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Speaker 2: be fair, my dad is known for being a bit

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Speaker 2: but still sheesh. Wow Yeah, Amy, Sorry, Amy, Amy, you

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Speaker 1: You just mind your family's drama and fucking nailed it.

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Speaker 2: You just spilled good luck at Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: My last one's called ship bag stories. Question mark question mark,

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Speaker 1: question mark question mark. Hello, murder fam. I'm a murder

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Speaker 1: podcast junkie. I listen at work while I'm cleaning, showering, driving,

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Speaker 1: and everything in between showering. I recently discovered MFM and

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Speaker 1: I just love it. This is my mom.

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Speaker 3: I just love it, and I just love it.

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Speaker 1: I just listened to an episode where I believe someone

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Speaker 1: wrote in about being shipbag sisters and prank calling his kids.

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Speaker 1: It made me of my younger days and the phone

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Speaker 1: pranks I used to pull. In my small town in Kentucky,

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Speaker 1: there used to be a rural mobile phone provider. It

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Speaker 1: was pretty small in comparison to AT and T, but

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Speaker 1: it was the only service provider for our country ass town.

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Speaker 3: When you signed up for this provider, this is so brilliant.

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Speaker 1: When you signed up for this provider, your voicemail password

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Speaker 1: was set to the default of pound nine nine everyone's

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Speaker 1: was This kid figured it out? Yes, So on weekends

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Speaker 1: when there wasn't much to do, we used to call

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Speaker 1: random numbers and if the voicemail picked up, we would

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Speaker 1: enter the default password to see if they had changed it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, brilliant, Yes, brilliant.

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Speaker 2: This is how you have to pass the time in

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Speaker 2: the country.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, well that makes sense. If not, we would

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Speaker 1: then change their voicemail greeting to sex sounds, animal noises,

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Speaker 1: and random obscenities.

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Speaker 3: Some of these poor.

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Speaker 1: People had previous greetings ending in God bless and have

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Speaker 1: a beautiful day. Oh you just fuck the so many people.

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Speaker 1: Looking back, I still find it comical and would totally

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Speaker 1: do it again when you come to the right podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's right, I guess I'm still a shitbag. Lol, Stay sexy,

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Speaker 1: don't get murdered, Rebecca.

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Speaker 2: Ce, Rebecca, see we're with you entirely. For a second,

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Speaker 2: I thought that that meant that they could listen to

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Speaker 2: other people's messages.

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Speaker 1: That's what I thought too, But I think it's even

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Speaker 1: more mayhem by leaving outgoing.

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Speaker 2: And out a new outgoing message.

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Speaker 1: Sex sounds like for children.

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Speaker 3: Shit, shit, damn.

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Speaker 1: Tell us your ship bag stories at my Favorite Murder

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Speaker 1: at Gmail.

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Speaker 2: And as two ship bags, I'd like to say on

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Speaker 2: behalf of Georgia and I stay sexy and.

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Speaker 3: Don't get murdered.

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Speaker 1: Goodbye, Elvis, Do you want a cookie?

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producers are Alle Hundra Keck and Molly Smith.

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Speaker 2: Our editor is Aristotle las Veda.

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Speaker 3: This episode was by Leonis Quillacci.

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