Speaker 1: Did you watch that four hour Disneyland Star Wars Cruiser video? No,
Speaker 1: it's I'm I'm like as like everyone said when like
Speaker 1: the video was out, like I am surprised. I watched
Speaker 1: about eighty five percent of a four Wow. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: interesting because like it's such a thoroughed analysis, Like I'm
Speaker 1: not evenna say takedown because she's coming into it as
Speaker 1: a fucking fan and she's like, I'm just really disappointed and.
Speaker 2: Like it's weird.
Speaker 1: It articulated a lot of things that I felt at
Speaker 1: theme parks, but because I'm not so into theme parks,
Speaker 1: I couldn't quite like describe what it was. Like a
Speaker 1: lot of shit feels half assed. These like they don't
Speaker 1: as immersive. Yeah, Like you know in Indiana Jones, there's
Speaker 1: like that one little like there's like little easter eggs
Speaker 1: in the line that you can fuck with that like
Speaker 1: set off different things like during like while you're like.
Speaker 3: The the the arrows that was my favorite part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Or there's like a fucking bamboo stick you could
Speaker 1: shake and it would make it seem like all the.
Speaker 2: Fucking rocks were crumbling and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But anyway, like hearing her talk about like, how low energy.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking scared right now just hearing you talk about that.
Speaker 2: Man, Dude, it's fucking freaky.
Speaker 1: You don't hey, don't, don't fucking get don't be in
Speaker 1: line with me in Indiana Jones.
Speaker 3: Motherfucker, I'll be shaking all the sticks like sure, that's
Speaker 3: the fire alarm. Nah, that's a fire extinguisher. Yeah, god
Speaker 3: damn right it is. Yeah, Hello the Internet, and welcome
Speaker 3: to this week trend trending episode of Guys. Yeah for
Speaker 3: August twenty six, A happy birthday my big sister, Shannon,
Speaker 3: my cool older sister Shannon.
Speaker 2: Dude, when's your birthday?
Speaker 3: It was a month ago.
Speaker 2: Do we celebrate? Did we say something? Oh? You were gone?
Speaker 2: Huh were you gone? No?
Speaker 3: No, I was here. I think we were recorded.
Speaker 2: Wow, you slipped under the radar.
Speaker 3: Slipped it under the radar. This is where we get.
Speaker 2: For never writing down when's yours?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 2: Don't worry about it under the radar.
Speaker 3: It's like gang hit me up. Let me know what,
Speaker 3: Miles the same, when's uh? Yeah, yeah, I just did
Speaker 3: the I'm a Leo. Uh. Brian editor asked if I
Speaker 3: was a cancer. I'm a Leo, Leo, big Leo energy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's all It's always about you.
Speaker 2: You have come in with your.
Speaker 3: Come in, and I'm just making it about me quietly,
Speaker 3: just manipulating things. So everyone's look at me, look at me,
Speaker 3: and look what I just did with the intro. It's
Speaker 3: my sister's birthday and we started talking about my birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I gotta do it. Sorry, Shan one of the
Speaker 3: best to ever do it in terms of Big Sister Ring.
Speaker 3: All right, my name is Jack. That over there is Miles.
Speaker 3: This is the episode where we tell you some of
Speaker 3: the stuff that was trending over the weekend, uh and Friday,
Speaker 3: because we don't record on Friday, so that gets in
Speaker 3: there too. First, we let you know what we're up
Speaker 3: to by telling you, uh, something we think is underrated,
Speaker 3: something we think is overrated. Yeah, you want to kick
Speaker 3: us off with an underrated.
Speaker 1: Underrated And this is gonna sound fucking obscene, bizarre, perhaps
Speaker 1: even dumb for lack of a better word, but outcast
Speaker 1: I believe is underrated.
Speaker 2: Oh now, for like not to be like they're the
Speaker 2: greatest hip hop back the duo would have ever, No,
Speaker 2: not like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously hip hop and raps fands know, like
Speaker 1: how important the Atlanta duo is to the to the music,
Speaker 1: to the to the.
Speaker 3: Duo is within their retrait? Is there anyone duo? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean as a duolidly, there's a lot of like
Speaker 1: they're the star duo and then underneath you have the
Speaker 1: A tiers that's like a gang star deep.
Speaker 2: Kind of thing, like if we're talking straight pure duos.
Speaker 3: But Cast is like top three for me, just over
Speaker 3: artist Yah.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I loves anyway.
Speaker 1: All that to say is like I think they might
Speaker 1: be underrated because people might not understand how important they
Speaker 1: are and well known they are. Because I was reading
Speaker 1: this article there is a fucking Atlanta based DJ like
Speaker 1: ed M duo that is calling themselves at Aliens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they.
Speaker 1: Have like Outcast is suing them because like what the like,
Speaker 1: are y'all for real?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What the fuck do you think? Do you know? Who?
Speaker 2: The fuck the at Aliens? Do you do? You know? Anything?
Speaker 3: Is an album where they called themselves the at Aliens
Speaker 3: and like adopted an entire persona and aesthetic based around
Speaker 3: that idea. It's not just like they're I could see
Speaker 3: if it was like an a mad if they like
Speaker 3: were yeah, naming themselves after an album by like if
Speaker 3: they were like I'm Good Kid and he's Mad City
Speaker 3: and together where Good Kid met it?
Speaker 2: You know. But even then you're.
Speaker 3: Like, you're not like confusing them with Kendrick. But at
Speaker 3: Aliens was like it just like feels like you are
Speaker 3: trying to steal one there sit not just.
Speaker 1: The titular song from the album is also very well known.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I guess, like in twenty twelve, this group
Speaker 1: filed a trademark for eight Wow, and then Outcast didn't
Speaker 1: realize it until I guess somewhat recently in the last
Speaker 1: year or so. And basically, like the lawsuit alleges that
Speaker 1: the EDM group's quote usage of the stylized at Aliens
Speaker 1: paired with their stage costumes, some fans might actually think
Speaker 1: they're Big Boy and Andre or at the very least
Speaker 1: connected somehow to the plaintiffs.
Speaker 3: So I spell it big Boy, so it's not bog.
Speaker 1: Begg b o hy And they call me Daddy rat
Speaker 1: stacks rat daddyas b I know why. It's that same
Speaker 1: mother father that took them knuckles to your thigh, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, exactly, giving a shout out
Speaker 1: to my uncle Donald locked up in prison. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so they're out here trading on this at Alien's name,
Speaker 1: and like the other thing is like they wear masks.
Speaker 1: Once you hear the music, you're like, this outcast has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with this music. It's very dubstep heavy.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 3: Oh but yeah, dubstep that's on the that's on the upswing.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly, which makes sense back in twenty
Speaker 1: twelve when y'all were registering that name. But like I
Speaker 1: saw a clip of some of their music and it
Speaker 1: was very not you know, Atlanta. But anyway, some people
Speaker 1: like are defending them. They're like, no, it's an homage,
Speaker 1: but like, apparently it sounds like outcasts. They tried to
Speaker 1: do this before going to court, to be like hey, man,
Speaker 1: like can you not like we're going to be chill
Speaker 1: about this but seriously not get the fuck off, and
Speaker 1: they just are like.
Speaker 2: No, So now it's going to court, so you know
Speaker 2: he's heard of you guys.
Speaker 3: I feel like outcast legacy and importance is always like constantly.
Speaker 3: It's like one of the big debates like circumcision and
Speaker 3: like wait, you don't you don't know about Outcast like
Speaker 3: things the Internet likes to like get angry at that,
Speaker 3: right right, R know, But yeah, I think that's because
Speaker 3: there is a thread of people like kind of forgetting
Speaker 3: how great they were because they just kind of stopped at.
Speaker 2: A certain point.
Speaker 1: Or it just blows my mind that in Atlanta based
Speaker 1: duo thinks they could be like, yeah, rat Aliens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I get to maybe like in that sense, like
Speaker 1: it's an homage because it's become something bigger than even
Speaker 1: what Outcast had intended. But like, if you're making money,
Speaker 1: you're selling merchandise and all that shit that come on now,
Speaker 1: I'm not buying it.
Speaker 2: So anyway, out Cast, I am.
Speaker 1: I am thoroughly outraged on your behalf that people think
Speaker 1: they can get away with calling themselves at Aliens And
Speaker 1: it has nothing.
Speaker 2: To do with y'all.
Speaker 3: Andre is not out here like being the American diplomat
Speaker 3: to the Olympics. He's making experimental flute albums, so like
Speaker 3: people I think might forget every once in a while,
Speaker 3: but I feel like their music is so strong that
Speaker 3: it'll just like come back and you know, it'll come
Speaker 3: in waves.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and honestly I don't it is what it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, like people, it's like when you know you know,
Speaker 1: but like I think it's more just it's the audacity
Speaker 1: of it that really just fucking grinds my millennial gears.
Speaker 3: All right, My underrated is the Animal Lists Circus. We
Speaker 3: took the kids to the circus this weekend with some friends.
Speaker 3: Shout out down and Tom for the tickets.
Speaker 2: Like a humane circus.
Speaker 3: Basically it's Ringling Brothers. It's Ringling and Barnum and Bailey all.
Speaker 3: They all got rid of the animals after, you know,
Speaker 3: a number of people pointed out how fucked up the
Speaker 3: sh I gotta say I did. I did not know
Speaker 3: about this. I hadn't like caught the story that they
Speaker 3: had taken the animals away, like shut down for a
Speaker 3: year and then come back. Sons Animals covered it on
Speaker 3: the show. I'm sure we did. I just like it
Speaker 3: didn't stick in my brain of the one hundred thousand
Speaker 3: stories we've covered on the show. I walked into crypto,
Speaker 3: I was like, something's wrong. This is the setup. The
Speaker 3: circus is not in town because it didn't smell like
Speaker 3: animal shit like that that is such a part of
Speaker 3: the circus, Like you know, the entire arena smelling like
Speaker 3: you were inside a room that had been hollowed out
Speaker 3: of a mountain of horse shit, you know, like that
Speaker 3: was the circus for so long, and but apparently it
Speaker 3: wasn't a setup to whack me like Peshian Goodfellas. They
Speaker 3: just yeah, they got rid of the animals. They've replaced
Speaker 3: the animals with mixed results. I'll say, they've also replaced
Speaker 3: the clowns. By the way, clowns are gone, which I
Speaker 3: was going in a little concerned because my six year old,
Speaker 3: who has never like encountered a clown in the wild, like,
Speaker 3: is scared of clowns. Yeah, and only so when he
Speaker 3: catches me in my me time in my closet. But yeah,
Speaker 3: the entire clown aesthetic is made up of like dark
Speaker 3: clown movie monsters for him, Like clowns are one of
Speaker 3: the most frequently like creepy Halloween costumes we see in
Speaker 3: our neighborhood at like during trigger treating. So they just
Speaker 3: got like they are only monsters at this point. So
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna start emphasizing to my kids, like
Speaker 3: how like just make it seem like, oh, yeah, clowns
Speaker 3: were everywhere. Man, I had like three clowns in my
Speaker 3: graduating class in high school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at those Look at those clowns with the
Speaker 2: sirens on in their cars. They go by what they're
Speaker 2: not up to?
Speaker 3: Am I right?
Speaker 2: Take them to the Black Circus. I don't. Yeah, Universe
Speaker 2: Soul Circus.
Speaker 3: I'm not. I've never been.
Speaker 2: That's a show.
Speaker 3: That's a good show.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember White Grandparents me as a kid, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this ship is fucking like it's it's like
Speaker 1: it's like going to like White Church and then Black Church.
Speaker 2: Yeah, White Circuit Black like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Like, oh man, the speaking of White Church. One of
Speaker 3: the things that they've replaced the animals and clowns with
Speaker 3: is a guy in a tank, like a sparkly tank
Speaker 3: top just doing a what felt like thirty five minute
Speaker 3: long drum solo on a drum kit.
Speaker 2: Just for some reason. And then Moby Dick and ship
Speaker 2: like John Bonham.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just slamming the drums with like some sparklers going
Speaker 3: off behind him, and then they like raise him on
Speaker 3: a platform to the roof while he's drumming and then
Speaker 3: back down. That was I think the low point of
Speaker 3: like the things they've tried to but like most of
Speaker 3: it is I don't know. They've got like a bunch
Speaker 3: of BMW or sorry BMX bike people. Yeah that are
Speaker 3: like pretty sick. They've stolen some things from circa Sila,
Speaker 3: like a two ended ferris wheel thing where like when
Speaker 3: you go up over the top, the person like jumps
Speaker 3: and they're like floating like that thing is awesome. So
Speaker 3: they also had a miniature version of the Boston Dynamics dog.
Speaker 3: It was just like running around out there that I did.
Speaker 3: I did not care for that one, but that's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but I mean, look, they got they got
Speaker 3: to make up for something they do. They need the
Speaker 3: Katy Perry giant line in from like her Super Bowl
Speaker 3: halftime show. I think then yeah, something like that that
Speaker 3: like has the grandeur of an elephant because like the
Speaker 3: least yeah, the the little Puppy was I don't know,
Speaker 3: it was like I think it's maybe that's the replacement
Speaker 3: for the clowns, which are you know, play on the
Speaker 3: edge of like creepiness and fun that like kids what
Speaker 3: will just like wedge in children's unconscious. But anyways, uh,
Speaker 3: shout out shout out to them for getting rid of
Speaker 3: the animal cruelty, and for trying some new stuff, I'd
Speaker 3: suggest maybe less drum solos, which is generally yeah, my
Speaker 3: advice on most things, less drum solos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give that a lot when we're producing new shows here.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, we just like dropped the twenty minute drum
Speaker 3: solo in the middle of this true crime show.
Speaker 2: Fine. I thought it did something, really felt like underscored
Speaker 2: the violence something. Yeah, too much. I hat work too much.
Speaker 2: I hat work a little too much.
Speaker 3: What is something you think, Miles is overrid just.
Speaker 1: The Democrats strategy of their just entire political messaging strategy
Speaker 1: of what about these weirdos to the right of me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: when just like looking back at the d n C, like,
Speaker 1: you know, there was a lot of talk about being like, hey,
Speaker 1: there's like a lot of people like where's the climate
Speaker 1: change discussion? Like isn't that that's a huge thing last election?
Speaker 1: And unless unless I missed something and we aren't having
Speaker 1: the hottest year on record, maybe that would be useful
Speaker 1: to talk about what's happening.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like it it there was really not much
Speaker 2: talk about it. On the last day. In commalist speech,
Speaker 2: you just sort of like alluded to it.
Speaker 1: She's like we have we should have the freedom to
Speaker 1: live free of pollutants and like bad environment stuff and
Speaker 1: like okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Stuff like it was yeah yeah, like truly like in
Speaker 3: not no way where it's like like like a step backwards.
Speaker 3: For sure, there are.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to be fair and say that this campaign
Speaker 1: only came together like in the last couple of months
Speaker 1: and so trying to put together a platform is fucking difficult.
Speaker 1: But also, like when you have a primary, this is
Speaker 1: also how people begin to differentiate because you have a primary,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And that's where people can
Speaker 1: begin to say this is what I'm doing. But because
Speaker 1: the campaign is in the position they're in, thank God
Speaker 1: for them, all they need to do is just differentiate.
Speaker 1: And when it comes to the Republicans, all voters are like, bro,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna do fucking ship. They're not doing shit
Speaker 1: about the fucking environment. So that's been like a I
Speaker 1: think a blessing because that allows the campaign to not
Speaker 1: really have to talk too much about climate change.
Speaker 3: Blessing for them, not for them.
Speaker 2: Pretty I'm like, you know, I would like to know, and.
Speaker 1: I'm sure something like that will come out, But I
Speaker 1: think they also the campaigns also benefit from.
Speaker 2: In like the last few.
Speaker 1: Years, the like pulling around like how important climate change
Speaker 1: is to a voter has also declined. So I think
Speaker 1: they're like using that to be like, ah, well if
Speaker 1: they don't care, then do we. Yeah, sort of a thing,
Speaker 1: which I very much do care. But I think because
Speaker 1: so much energy has been put into like this is
Speaker 1: saving democracy rather than like the Earth, Yeah, it's able
Speaker 1: to sort of slip through the cracks. And then the
Speaker 1: other thing being that like the Democrats, there was just
Speaker 1: so much cop energy at the DNC and Warhawk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was unbelievable, like like really really bad freaky characters
Speaker 1: like cops like who are caught up in there was
Speaker 1: who is this one guy that me I had his
Speaker 1: thing here blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Oh Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was like this Michigan sheriff who was like working
Speaker 1: with this weird like far right group like on like
Speaker 1: Operation under like on like human trafficking nonsense stuff.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: They also like they had a lot of cops up
Speaker 1: there in twenty twenty, they had you know, like the
Speaker 1: like grieving relatives of people that have been killed by
Speaker 1: the police, like go and you know, speak on stage,
Speaker 1: like people's like people the parents of like Sandra Bland
Speaker 1: and like George Floyd. But this time it was like
Speaker 1: an invitation to people just to be there, not to
Speaker 1: actually speak. And then there was just like a lot
Speaker 1: of cops on there, just a lot of weird stuff.
Speaker 1: And again that's because this race is being framed as
Speaker 1: I'm the former prosecutor and I'm going after the felon
Speaker 1: who is a freaky piece of shit and and who
Speaker 1: better like he needs to be busted. So there's a
Speaker 1: lot of like law and order themes running through this
Speaker 1: election that has like allowed for again, like twenty twenty
Speaker 1: it was like we got to stop endless wars. Twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. Everybody can get war money. It's on infinite road.
Speaker 3: And now I'm gon war money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we got to do something about the cops.
Speaker 1: The cops and the systemic racis and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And they're like, how about some cops on stage to
Speaker 1: talk to you? And you know, and then the climate
Speaker 1: change is reduced to sort of like mention it's not
Speaker 1: really anything substantial.
Speaker 2: So it's been a real uh.
Speaker 1: Like again, I think so many people are just so
Speaker 1: burnt out over the threat of Trump that like all
Speaker 1: this shit just slides through very easily. I think other
Speaker 1: people who were a little more engaged are kind of like,
Speaker 1: can we get a little more something here in terms
Speaker 1: of like these other issues that seem to be really
Speaker 1: like that were you were using to motivate people four
Speaker 1: years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I felt like, I don't know, I
Speaker 3: was hoping, based on you know, the pick of walls,
Speaker 3: like the you know, some of the early economic policies
Speaker 3: that Harris has talked about. I was hoping that they
Speaker 3: were going to steer away from like the Clintonian like
Speaker 3: triangulation where you're basing your policy positions on like what
Speaker 3: the other people are doing and like just playing defense
Speaker 3: kind of the whole time, be like, well they we
Speaker 3: can't like have them like criticize as being soft on
Speaker 3: crime and we're Democrats, so like we have to go
Speaker 3: and it like it's called populism a lot that, like,
Speaker 3: you know, some of the economic policies and you know,
Speaker 3: basically left leaning policies get called populism because they're popular
Speaker 3: because because people are like I don't want to drown
Speaker 3: and you know, die from police violence. And but it
Speaker 3: feels like once things started going well for them in
Speaker 3: the polls, they got like it's like a thing that
Speaker 3: you that happens in sports, where once you get a lead,
Speaker 3: you change how you're playing, and it's always that you'd
Speaker 3: like to start playing defensively and trying to protect the
Speaker 3: lead instead of like continuing to do the thing they
Speaker 3: got you there. And that's what it feels like they're doing.
Speaker 3: They're just going into like standard listen to the democratic
Speaker 3: policy wonks and advisors, and that's a fucking travesty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's I mean, like the Unrealized Gains tax
Speaker 1: was like something that like on capital gains, Like a
Speaker 1: lot of people.
Speaker 2: Like, oh that's okay, yeah there's something, there's some stuff there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you see, just as many people come like
Speaker 1: obviously I don't think people who are going to support
Speaker 1: Harris or anyone who isn't Trump, but like that immediate
Speaker 1: like reaction that people have where they're like, well, I
Speaker 1: plan on being a millionaire, like you know, because this
Speaker 1: would only affect people with like one hundred million dollars
Speaker 1: or more, right, And it's like, well, I certainly don't
Speaker 1: like that. It's like bro we we're not going to
Speaker 1: have one hundred million anything. Okay, God, So let's just.
Speaker 3: The climate thing. I've noticed a lot of climate shit
Speaker 3: with just like reading like uh stray Wall Street Journal
Speaker 3: headlines and like, you know, uh, the mainstream media really
Speaker 3: seems to be buying into this thing that it's unrealistic
Speaker 3: to move off of carbon and you know, uh, fossil
Speaker 3: fuels like that it's now like that that's always been
Speaker 3: their move, but like they've moved back to it and
Speaker 3: they're like, well, we need AI to like continue the
Speaker 3: economy growing, and AI like requires just enormous amounts of energy.
Speaker 3: How are we going to fuel that? Like they've moved
Speaker 3: past the do we fuel that? Do we need AI?
Speaker 3: Into anybody who says like they're gonna stop using fossil
Speaker 3: fuels as being unrealistic.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, because like there's so much, so many market
Speaker 1: factors affecting those op ed pieces too, and be like, well,
Speaker 1: we can't kick the leg out of like oil and
Speaker 1: gas quick that quickly unless everyone's fully transition their investments
Speaker 1: to clean energy. That's why I think Another reason is
Speaker 1: why a lot of people harp on like the polling
Speaker 1: about like well are people ready for the shift that quickly.
Speaker 1: Like there's like there's things where people are a little
Speaker 1: bit you can see the enthusiasm like waning for how
Speaker 1: much they favor a transition. It's still like above seventy percent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like they'll point to like, oh, it's dwindling, some kind.
Speaker 3: Of vacationism, And that's how you know it's wrong, because
Speaker 3: seventy percent of people favorite because they don't want to
Speaker 3: die in a massive wet bulb heat death. Well, Myles,
Speaker 3: I'd love to keep talking about this, but I do
Speaker 3: have to get to my overrated equally important. I think
Speaker 3: lavender is over it. The scent of lavender. Wait, that's right,
Speaker 3: Eye Frost said, it, uh, just lavender in general. I
Speaker 3: don't know like it. It's not not all lavender, Okay,
Speaker 3: Like I've smelled fresh lavender, like the flower lavender. I
Speaker 3: think like when you catch in the while you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: what what is that? But for the most part, lavender
Speaker 3: just smells like cheap soap to me. And I think,
Speaker 3: like I did some googling to see if this is
Speaker 3: like an unheard of take, and like I've seen it
Speaker 3: compared to the cilantro soap thing that like some people
Speaker 3: just like, don't fuck with lavender, and other people are like,
Speaker 3: bathe me in lavender. But yeah, I don't know. And
Speaker 3: I also don't know if it's if it's something that
Speaker 3: I've had from the start or if it's just like
Speaker 3: I've smelled enough cheap lavender hand soap that I'm out.
Speaker 3: But I definitely associate it with like.
Speaker 2: The elderly, and that's like one of those classics.
Speaker 3: It's a classic, but Grandma's favorite, like perfume. Oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: But it's now how I choose, Like I when I'm
Speaker 3: choosing a which precise flavor of old spice that I'm
Speaker 3: going to use for my deodorant, I'm checking for lavender. Notes.
Speaker 3: You don't let you taste that, you don't give it
Speaker 3: a little bit, just.
Speaker 2: Becomes it comes in a bottle. I don't think you're
Speaker 2: supposed to drink it.
Speaker 3: I have fucked up all my senses, man, I need
Speaker 3: to need to go stronger than a WHI.
Speaker 2: What's that old spice that came in a buzz like
Speaker 2: the after shape?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember seeing that the first time. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? Like that's actually how that
Speaker 2: shit started, Like oh.
Speaker 3: I got I got a version of old Spice that
Speaker 3: had lavender notes, and I was like, I took me
Speaker 3: like a long time to get through it. I had
Speaker 3: to go and go with a different one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I have a I used to have
Speaker 1: like an aroma therapy like diffuser kind of thing, and
Speaker 1: lavender always was like the least exciting like it. You're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think you're just I'm like used
Speaker 1: to it. Yeah, it doesn't feel like the novelty is gone,
Speaker 1: the thrill is gone.
Speaker 3: The vanilla of a you know, spa sense mm hmm,
Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, it's always there. I heard anyways, Sorry
Speaker 3: lavender there, I said it. Uh no, that's I did.
Speaker 3: I didn't really say that. It's it's fine, all right,
Speaker 3: I tell but that's that's pretty cool. If you guys
Speaker 3: like that, if you like it, whatever, it's cool. Let's
Speaker 3: take a quick break and we'll be right back to
Speaker 3: get into some more news. We'll be right back, and
Speaker 3: we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back.
Speaker 3: And so the big thing that happened on Friday, I
Speaker 3: think it was RFK Junior dropped out endorsed the only
Speaker 3: candidate that was returning his phone calls yeah. So it's
Speaker 3: a big weekend for tweets about Cheryl Hines's real husband
Speaker 3: being worse than her TV one. I feel like a
Speaker 3: lot of people made that comparison. I feel like that's
Speaker 3: unfair to Larry On Curby, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because that's a TV character.
Speaker 3: And also, you never like killed people.
Speaker 2: It's not like trying to saw the head off of
Speaker 2: a whale to take.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so I the whale thing. Like every story
Speaker 3: that comes out about him, it's worse.
Speaker 2: It's just or weirder.
Speaker 3: It feels like he's trying to summon Satan in a
Speaker 3: Hannah Barbara cartoon, Like what are you doing to these animals?
Speaker 2: Right right right?
Speaker 3: Song a whale's head off? And like I just want
Speaker 3: to Yeah, let me just read this because this popped
Speaker 3: again over the weekend. I assumed this popped because she
Speaker 3: was in the news for endorsing Trump. It actually popped
Speaker 3: up because his daughter is now reported to be dating
Speaker 3: rumored to be dating Ben Affleck. And this was from
Speaker 3: an interview with her from a number of years ago
Speaker 3: about an incident when she was six years old around
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety four. Kennedy caught win. This is a quote
Speaker 3: that a dead whale had washed up on a beach
Speaker 3: in Hyannasport, Massachusetts, and rushed out to the scene with
Speaker 3: a chainsaw and six year old Kick his daughter in tow.
Speaker 3: He cut the whale's head off, secured it to the
Speaker 3: roof of his minivan with bungee cords, and made the
Speaker 3: five hour drive back to the family's home in New York.
Speaker 3: Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would
Speaker 3: pour into the windows of the car, and it was
Speaker 3: the rankest thing on the planet. Kick recalled. We all
Speaker 3: had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out,
Speaker 3: and people on the highway were giving us the finger.
Speaker 3: So that was just normal day to day stuff for us.
Speaker 1: Please, you know, that's a real memory because like when
Speaker 1: you're a kid and you see an adult give your
Speaker 1: car the finger, feel.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, are they going to kill me?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Why why do they hate us?
Speaker 2: Also, what a solution?
Speaker 1: I think that just again, this sums up perfectly how
Speaker 1: like Americans saw problems. It's like, why the bungee cord
Speaker 1: the whale head to the roof and because I couldn't
Speaker 1: roll the windows up all the way, so whale juice
Speaker 1: gets in the car rather than to maybe create some
Speaker 1: kind of seal like at the crack of the window,
Speaker 1: like put the plastic bags.
Speaker 2: Like just right over the whale juice entry point.
Speaker 3: Put a plastic bag over your six year old daughter's head.
Speaker 1: Bag over your head, and let the whale juice just
Speaker 1: flow into the fucking car, like, come the fuck on.
Speaker 3: You also put the dead bear cub in the back
Speaker 3: of his mini van, like this mini van must have
Speaker 3: been the worst smelling thing on the planet, Like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, yeah it must.
Speaker 1: I mean, like I think about like when I, like
Speaker 1: my friend's like little brother puked in like their mini
Speaker 1: van and you can, like I could smell it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's never gonna smell normal again, Like it's always.
Speaker 1: Gonna smell like baby puke in here. And then the
Speaker 1: whale juice that's supposed to be okay, okay, okay, Yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Might as well just like hose it down with whatever
Speaker 3: the de Niro uses and heat you know, he's like
Speaker 3: done with the with the van, spread down with that
Speaker 3: and light that ship because center. He also has said
Speaker 3: that he has a thousand cubic foot freezer that he
Speaker 3: keeps stocked full of road kill meat. So again, let's
Speaker 3: just do with my brain worm nothing. Yeah, right, exactly,
Speaker 3: Like if you're wondering how he ended up with a
Speaker 3: parasite in his brain that has now become all of
Speaker 3: our problem. He has a freezer full of road kill meat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, straight line to that.
Speaker 1: I wonder how Oh okay, So yeah, you know, my
Speaker 1: dad's really into like skulls and ship that he just
Speaker 1: rips off of animals on the side of the road
Speaker 1: and takes home and then I guess cures them in
Speaker 1: our garage.
Speaker 3: Is he like trying to put a whales head on
Speaker 3: his wall like as like a because he's ostensibly like
Speaker 3: a big environmentalist guy. I can't imagine that he has
Speaker 3: a lot of animal heads on his study. Probably not me,
Speaker 3: not this guy.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'm an environmentalist.
Speaker 1: When someone else beats me to getting the whalehead, and
Speaker 1: then I go, you really shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 3: That's actually messed up, dude, that's just up dad.
Speaker 2: Do you have to keep the bags on? Yeah, keep
Speaker 2: the bags on. He might leave it. I might be
Speaker 2: able to talk him out of it. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 2: should really really bad look for you, man, Just leave
Speaker 2: that whalehead.
Speaker 3: Let leave it be the inside of that car, like
Speaker 3: what a Lynchian fucking waking nightmare of like two people
Speaker 3: with bags over their heads with like holes in the
Speaker 3: mouth and presumably the eyes as like a viscous like
Speaker 3: gray pink goo leaks into the windows, like can you
Speaker 3: I can't, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: I think I'm like I want to put myself in
Speaker 1: the mind of someone that gives them the finger, like.
Speaker 3: Are you sure you weren't just like pointing at the
Speaker 3: whalehead and being like, wu, he's like getting all in
Speaker 3: your kid's mouths and you are drenched in whale juice.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, they were pointing at the roof, not
Speaker 1: giving us the finger, or you're just so or you're
Speaker 1: probably just so disturbed.
Speaker 2: By being like what the fuck is on top of them?
Speaker 2: Is that a fucking sawd off whalehead?
Speaker 3: We also have kids in our car. They are fucking
Speaker 3: ruined now, yeah, yeah from seeing you?
Speaker 2: What is this anyway?
Speaker 1: So the other thing that was wild was even RFK
Speaker 1: trying to like justify why he did it when he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I tried calling both people.
Speaker 2: You're like, are you a fucking loose You're yeah, you
Speaker 2: are a loser.
Speaker 1: I just want to play this because it's just like
Speaker 1: it's so like, well, I did my best, and you know,
Speaker 1: I reached out to Harris too, okay, and.
Speaker 4: Her figure was our elections. Following my first discussion with
Speaker 4: President Trump, I tried unsuccessfully to open similar discussions with
Speaker 4: Vice President Harris. Vice President Harris declined to meet or
Speaker 4: even does you speak with me?
Speaker 2: Oh, I wonder why.
Speaker 1: I just pulled up with my sod Off whalehead on
Speaker 1: top of my minivan and said I need to speak
Speaker 1: with the Vice president and just the.
Speaker 3: Most horrendous public health takes possible, like terrifying public health takes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like the idea that he's just like I I
Speaker 3: went with the people who like were willing to talk
Speaker 3: to me. Is such a loser move, but like because
Speaker 3: he's just been this creature of absolute privilege for his
Speaker 3: entire life, like he I guess he doesn't like recognize that.
Speaker 1: No, he's probably just like you, got to just shop
Speaker 1: around for the best deal no matter what. Morals don't exist, baby,
Speaker 1: it's only power.
Speaker 2: I like you that.
Speaker 1: Like, Like people were talking about how like Cheryl Hines
Speaker 1: was saying like she'd get divorced from him if he
Speaker 1: like endorsed Trump or like alluded to something like that
Speaker 1: in the past, and now he's like, she, you know,
Speaker 1: I've made it.
Speaker 2: I've made up. He's like, I made a political decision
Speaker 2: that she's deeply uncomfortable with.
Speaker 3: But we're good here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh boy.
Speaker 3: Trump happily accepted the endorsement and proclaimed that he will
Speaker 3: release all the remaining documents pertaining to the assassination of
Speaker 3: John F. Kennedy if he's elected, but only as part
Speaker 3: of a proposed new Commission on Presidential Assassination Attempts, which
Speaker 3: would include the one targeted that targeted him. I just
Speaker 3: the idea. I don't know. I was a little worried
Speaker 3: that he was, because, well, we'll get to the JD.
Speaker 3: Vance thing, because the rumors were also flying that Kennedy
Speaker 3: was going to replace Vance on the ticket, and I
Speaker 3: was worried because Vance is one of the best things
Speaker 3: going for anybody who doesn't want Trump to be the
Speaker 3: next president. But like Trump just being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're the guy whose uncle was assassinated. Yeah, I'll release
Speaker 3: all the JFK files as president. Is first of all,
Speaker 3: why didn't you do that already when you were president? Already?
Speaker 3: And second ball it's just like kind of dismissive, being like, yeah,
Speaker 3: oh yeah Kennedy guy. Sure, yeah.
Speaker 1: The clock's also taken on that, like actually being able
Speaker 1: to switch JD Vans out. I mean, like the time
Speaker 1: I might.
Speaker 3: Not even be able to get Kennedy off the ballot,
Speaker 3: like in a bunch of places.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It's all it's all a fucking mess. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but hey, we love, but we love. We love to see.
Speaker 1: Old whalehead mcbrainworms just spiraling and flailing and being.
Speaker 2: Like, well, I spoke to both. I tried to make
Speaker 2: this offer too. It's like, no, dude, your transactional bullshit
Speaker 2: is nonsense. To get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: I but and yet I am afraid of the idea
Speaker 3: of Trump bringing him on because JD Vance is such
Speaker 3: is just so bad. The we I think the donut
Speaker 3: video came out since we last recorded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, the showut video. Let's just we
Speaker 1: should just play. I mean, I'm sure people have heard
Speaker 1: of it. But there's like this guy pulls up to
Speaker 1: a donut shop. Yeah, and it's like he caught everyone
Speaker 1: in the shop off guard. Like so it felt like
Speaker 1: these people who worked at this donut shop were suddenly
Speaker 1: inundated with a bunch of white guys in suits and
Speaker 1: like cameras.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: He's like, Hi, Hi, I'm jd. Van.
Speaker 3: Feels like they're talking to a cop and like, we'd
Speaker 3: like the way that you're like when a cop is
Speaker 3: like trying to make small talk, and you know, like
Speaker 3: this could be like wit badly for me that I
Speaker 3: could fucking die.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, You're like, what what are you trying to
Speaker 2: get at?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 1: I know you're not talking to me because you think
Speaker 1: I'm interesting as a fucking person. So what's the fucking
Speaker 1: do I fit the description of somebody did some did
Speaker 1: your bike go missing?
Speaker 2: Anyway? This is this is like a clip of him
Speaker 2: in this donuts.
Speaker 3: Did your wife go missing?
Speaker 2: Bike? But yeah, he has a big yeah, see guys,
Speaker 2: have guys seen my wife?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Let me just get like like your bestest flavor donuts
Speaker 1: whatever dons anyway.
Speaker 2: This is him talking to people who actually work the town.
Speaker 3: Thank you for let us. End of the year, the
Speaker 3: zoo has come to town.
Speaker 2: So she just says, I don't want to be on film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and bravo to you miss, always know your fucking
Speaker 1: boundaries and know you do not have to be some
Speaker 1: kind of fucking set dressing for this video. And he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry man, and she she says, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be on film.
Speaker 2: She she doesn't want to be on film, guys, so
Speaker 2: just cut her out of anything, man.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: Dancing Presidency, Okay, that is that's my favorite part. That's
Speaker 3: the part that my name is jd Vance'm running for
Speaker 3: vice president. Okay, what do you want, dude? What do
Speaker 3: you want from you?
Speaker 2: I give a go what then the best part there?
Speaker 2: You go, how long you've been working here? What about you? Like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just bring people with questions about how long
Speaker 3: they've been working there with your laugh is.
Speaker 2: Almost two years?
Speaker 3: Good? Okay, good, okay, good?
Speaker 2: Like what do you want? He's like a fucking alien,
Speaker 2: like just fucking everything.
Speaker 3: He says, we'll do everything. She's like everything. He's like
Speaker 3: looking at that. He's looking at the donuts in the
Speaker 3: case in front of him and just like starts naming them.
Speaker 3: He's like, sprinkle just everything. I mean, a lot of
Speaker 3: glazed here, a lot of glazed here, some sprinkled stuff.
Speaker 3: Some of these cinnamon rolls, and then my favorite this,
Speaker 3: I feel like this is the I just know so
Speaker 3: many people who talk like this, just whatever makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 3: whatever makes sense. No, that's whatever makes sense in terms
Speaker 3: of the donuts.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: This is not a like a Kaiseki Japanese o Ma
Speaker 1: case type thing where you're just like, hey, man, I
Speaker 1: trust you, baby, right, I give it up to the
Speaker 1: fucking chef. No, you're just like, let these people fucking
Speaker 1: get on with their day and leave them out of
Speaker 1: your fucking nonsense.
Speaker 3: Feels like somebody who has never interacted with another human
Speaker 3: being except as a paid consultant, you know, right, Like
Speaker 3: he's just used to being able to just come into
Speaker 3: a room and be like, eh, I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: just whatever makes sense.
Speaker 1: Like and like, the most you you speak to someone
Speaker 1: like in any service capacity is when you speak to
Speaker 1: like a server at a restaurant, like even he's never
Speaker 1: even been to a donut shop, because he could be
Speaker 1: like he can just summon donuts, you.
Speaker 2: Know, and be like, can we get some donuts in here? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why don't go ahead and get some donut? Can we
Speaker 1: get some blah blah blah, And then it shows up.
Speaker 1: And then now you're in that position, you're like, uh,
Speaker 1: just whatever makes sense?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Uh? I guess can I get some of those paper
Speaker 1: towels back there? What no man for us to keep
Speaker 1: our hands? What do you mean you need paper towels?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: And like that, I guess what is that Gojo soap
Speaker 2: that you guys use? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That too, some of that we got Gojo soap? Got
Speaker 3: it like a dirty yellow bucket with like amup mop
Speaker 3: sticking out?
Speaker 2: That's cool, that gojos. I've never seen that. Where do
Speaker 2: you get that? It's like, I guess mostly in commercial settings.
Speaker 2: You see this or work?
Speaker 3: Nice? Nice?
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 1: It's got the star on there, like the star like
Speaker 1: star of David. Our and our were staunch allies of Israel.
Speaker 3: What how didn't you? He also just has that Desanta's
Speaker 3: energy where like they keep putting him around junk food
Speaker 3: despite the fact that he's like wild uncomfortable with sugar
Speaker 3: and like can't get it, like when he's talking when
Speaker 3: he's like we'll get two dozen, like he's like says
Speaker 3: it like it's a punchline to a joke, like he
Speaker 3: can't believe in saying it. And then doesn't know the
Speaker 3: name of donuts. I mean a lot of glazed here,
Speaker 3: some sprinkled stuff, some of these cinnamon rolls. Uh, just
Speaker 3: whatever makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yep, you've you've passed the test. You are not an android. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they've they did the thing from Blade Runner on you.
Speaker 1: Some of the sprinkled stuff and cinnamon role.
Speaker 3: Thank you people are Now there's a polling guy ed
Speaker 3: Injermentum is like kind of a left wing pulling expert
Speaker 3: who has been making the case the case since the
Speaker 3: Vance pick that like he's the worst VP pick. But
Speaker 3: he like went through and like compared him to every
Speaker 3: pick in the modern in modern history and is like, no,
Speaker 3: Vance is the worst, like Palin is the one that
Speaker 3: everybody points to and like became a flop in retrospect,
Speaker 3: but you know, sucked up all the oxygen in the room.
Speaker 3: And like he you actually could see what he was thinking,
Speaker 3: whereas like Trump didn't need to do get like five
Speaker 3: picks that made more sense for him than Vance. But
Speaker 3: like he was he was just already beyond the election
Speaker 3: of it all. He was just like, all right, how
Speaker 3: who's going to help me like go full authoritarian fascism
Speaker 3: on this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like, oh, I'll get the Silicon Valley
Speaker 1: money with JD and get there buy in with JD
Speaker 1: even like Bergram would have even been better at I
Speaker 1: mean honestly a cardboard cutout of a fucking hitler.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he would pull better yeah than actual JD vance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I and I yeah, I just feel like it.
Speaker 3: There's something like both how bad strategically the pick is
Speaker 3: looking right now, and also like he was the thing
Speaker 3: that there was. He made the pick like the day
Speaker 3: after the assassination attempt, like the first day of the
Speaker 3: Republican National Convention, and it was the first time like
Speaker 3: I remember we were talking about and we're like, wait,
Speaker 3: that's that's like a really bad move, right, Like that's right,
Speaker 3: Is there a chance he's going to like fuck this up?
Speaker 3: And since then it's just been kind of all bad
Speaker 3: news for you.
Speaker 1: He did, he did, Hey, man, he did. Always listen
Speaker 1: to your coked out kids. Yeah, they've got good ideas.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Let's take a quick break and we'll be back with
Speaker 3: more news. And we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back.
Speaker 3: Just a bit of non election based news before we
Speaker 3: get back into election stuff. It has been confirmed that
Speaker 3: the Boeing star Liner will be returning to Earth without
Speaker 3: its crew because it's too fucked up. The two astronauts
Speaker 3: currently stuck on the International Space Station will remain stuck
Speaker 3: up there until February twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh that's the play. I remember.
Speaker 1: It's either that or they come like that. They would
Speaker 1: come back with the net like the crew that's on there.
Speaker 3: They'll come back on the next one. Yes, with the
Speaker 3: creek on there in February twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: How long would they have been in space for? Is
Speaker 2: it okay? Can you be in space that long?
Speaker 3: It's yeah, I mean people, I think the record is
Speaker 3: like a year. But again they were not They were
Speaker 3: planning to be up there for a week, So you
Speaker 3: actually don't know the record. I just know that the
Speaker 3: record is like more than this, but it's such a
Speaker 3: bad look. It's a bad look for them, and also
Speaker 3: the fact that like SpaceX can only get around to
Speaker 3: helping them out in eight months. Also, like I thought,
Speaker 3: I think the way the media was covering SpaceX, it
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, they're just like popping up to the ISS,
Speaker 3: no big deal, like every every other week. Right, So yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I mean, freaky I don't know, like that's just like,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm sure obviously you're an astronauts, you're comfortable,
Speaker 1: but as a lay ground person, earthling, I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: what I'm like if someone was like, yo, bro, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to come get you in about the fucking
Speaker 1: like six months, hey man, can you can you kick
Speaker 1: it there till February?
Speaker 2: What till February? February?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Hey man?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of argument going on down here, so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it sucks. I think the record I'm just seeing is
Speaker 1: four hundred thirty seven Continuous Days in Space by Valerie Polyakov.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Russia doesn't give a fuck, so they'll go for
Speaker 3: that record, you know, just oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: He came back with with the space loonyes medical term.
Speaker 3: It is just wild though, like that. You know, everyone
Speaker 3: loves privatization and de regulation in the United States, and
Speaker 3: we get private space travel involved in the mix, and
Speaker 3: now we have just like weird shit like this where
Speaker 3: it's just a bunch of corporations. Like if Apollo thirteen
Speaker 3: were made today, it would be Tom Hanks being jerked
Speaker 3: around by like very like most of the movie would
Speaker 3: be like corporate board meetings where they're talking about the
Speaker 3: ideas you're talking about, like the optics of bringing them back,
Speaker 3: and yeah.
Speaker 1: I'd imagine, yeah, if like, you know, NASA had robust budgets,
Speaker 1: that the problem could be addressed sooner. No, am I
Speaker 1: off there, because I just know every time I read
Speaker 1: about NASA, it's like budgets are just going down and
Speaker 1: down and down and down, and we get and all
Speaker 1: that money is being shifted to like SpaceX or fucking
Speaker 1: boeing yea SpaceX.
Speaker 4: Got it.
Speaker 3: We're good here, all right. It does feel like the
Speaker 3: Republicans are attempting to do some damage control by pretending
Speaker 3: that they don't have the politics that they have Trump,
Speaker 3: Like over the weekend, he was bragging that his administration
Speaker 3: will be great for women and their reproductive rights and
Speaker 3: that the Republican Party is charging forward on many fronts
Speaker 3: and I am very proud that we are a leader
Speaker 3: on IVF Oh hey, that's specifically the thing that it
Speaker 3: was revealed.
Speaker 2: It's also like wild.
Speaker 1: Even for messaging when you know we know you aren't
Speaker 1: good for you like that, they couldn't even just say
Speaker 1: that until now we're going to be great for women.
Speaker 2: You're not. You're not, you never were and never will be.
Speaker 1: And then back to that end, like jd Vance is
Speaker 1: also out here doing damage control. I mean, like the
Speaker 1: other thing too, is like Kamala Harris, it looks like
Speaker 1: now is opened up like a seven point national lead
Speaker 1: and polling and places like Georgia and North Carolina becoming
Speaker 1: like real possibilities of being being a get for that,
Speaker 1: and so like, while all that's happening, like you have Trump, who,
Speaker 1: according to former aids, and just like what we've seen
Speaker 1: is retreating more and more and more and less and
Speaker 1: less engaged. Like they're like, dude, all this dude, this
Speaker 1: dude's just playing golf and watching Fox News and getting
Speaker 1: angry at the TV. And they're like, he's truly his presidency. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, But they're like he's not. He doesn't even
Speaker 1: he can't even get out of not even first gear.
Speaker 1: He's still in park bro Ye, Like he's not even
Speaker 1: in fucking The ignition is off. But luckily he does
Speaker 1: have jd Vance to help sort of, you know, pull
Speaker 1: the carcass over the line and say things like this
Speaker 1: when he was on Meet the Press on Sunday and
Speaker 1: basically was like, oh, National Abortion Band.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we don't. Oh no, no, no, no, we
Speaker 2: don't like that at all. I'm just gonna play this.
Speaker 1: This is when Christian Welker is asking him this question,
Speaker 1: and his answer was is a real not head scratcher,
Speaker 1: but holy shit.
Speaker 5: Democrats made the case this week and beyond this week
Speaker 5: that Donald Trump, if elected, will pose a federal ban
Speaker 5: on abortion if he wins. Now, Donald Trump says he won't.
Speaker 5: But can you commit, Senator sitting right here with me today,
Speaker 5: that if you and Donald Trump are elected, that you
Speaker 5: will not impose a federal ban on abortion.
Speaker 2: I can absolutely commit that, Christen. Donald Trump has been
Speaker 2: as clear about that as possible.
Speaker 1: I think it's important to step back and say, what
Speaker 1: is Donald Trump actually set on the abortion question.
Speaker 2: I mean, he said, you know, he's for a twenty
Speaker 2: week ban, he's for a fifteen week ban.
Speaker 3: He's very said that abortion is the killing of babies
Speaker 3: after they're born.
Speaker 2: You know, the Democrats are murdering them after birth. It
Speaker 2: needs to end. I don't know. That's the stuff I can.
Speaker 1: Kind of remember just off the top of my literal
Speaker 1: dome right now, and not even getting a third of
Speaker 1: the way through.
Speaker 2: But it's just a man. These people again, especially JD.
Speaker 1: Vance, like his on record advocating for every kind of
Speaker 1: abortion ban imaginable, and their entire evangelical basically demands that
Speaker 1: this be part of the party platform.
Speaker 3: I think it's important that we take a step back
Speaker 3: and just a cherry parble, like three random sentence fragments
Speaker 3: that misconstrue what Donald Trump says about abortion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, And thank you for giving me the opportunity
Speaker 1: to create a headline which says Donald Trump will veto
Speaker 1: federal abortion band and hopefully people will just read a
Speaker 1: headline and then move on with their day, because let's
Speaker 1: remind ourselves that there's not a single example, and I'll
Speaker 1: just I'll narrow the window just from the time most
Speaker 1: of us can remember in the last ten years where
Speaker 1: a conservative running for office or a Supreme Court seat
Speaker 1: was saying I promise that I will protect abortion rights
Speaker 1: and then they actually did that.
Speaker 3: Right, that's kind of their thing to say this, whatever
Speaker 3: the fuck they want.
Speaker 1: They are, Yeah, they are the party like all politicians
Speaker 1: just having got your little fingies crossed behind your bag
Speaker 1: and go, yeah, well, probably you promise we promise, And
Speaker 1: this has been like a pivot that they've done because
Speaker 1: they knew how bad of a fucking issue, like how
Speaker 1: bad they're losing on this issue, is to be like, well,
Speaker 1: we really just think it's like a state's rights thing,
Speaker 1: you know. So if in California they have one, that's
Speaker 1: what Jadvance goes on to say, like they have one
Speaker 1: culture that they want to do and like and they
Speaker 1: want to protect, then that's their right to do that.
Speaker 1: But if another state feels that that's not right for
Speaker 1: their people, then you know, we're just gonna let them decide,
Speaker 1: which is absolute chicken shit nonsense, because it doesn't mean
Speaker 1: every person in every state is unanimous on what rights
Speaker 1: they want or don't right, So, but yeah, thank you
Speaker 1: for that. And also a fucking shame on MSNBC. They
Speaker 1: just pucking fucking air that shit, because it's all I'm
Speaker 1: seeing is like there's obviously been a rebuttal to this,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people are pointing out that it's horseshit,
Speaker 1: but it has like you are seeing the sort of
Speaker 1: headlines that if you are being completely uncritical, mouth wide
Speaker 1: open and go, oh well Trump said, he oh, I
Speaker 1: guess he's softening worship, which is what most like. Some
Speaker 1: people are stupid enough to believe that, but most people
Speaker 1: just want to hear the words, see the words on paper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make them feel good enough to vote for them.
Speaker 2: This is what they do on both sides. But this
Speaker 2: is very much an example right now for them to
Speaker 2: be like, no, no, not that extreme other extreme.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's up.
Speaker 2: It's up to it's up to the men who run
Speaker 2: the state you're in.
Speaker 3: That's right, all right. Uh. We are fifteen days away
Speaker 3: from the second presidential election debate, the first featuring the
Speaker 3: actual candidates who will be on the ballot this November,
Speaker 3: and now it seems like it may not happen after all.
Speaker 3: I mean, this was this was a speculation and the
Speaker 3: lead up to the one that changed everything, where Biden
Speaker 3: just had his mouth open for most of the debate
Speaker 3: and kind of looked like he was mid pant shitting.
Speaker 3: But it's like I remember, before that one, we were
Speaker 3: like Trump's gonna back out. He does seem to like
Speaker 3: to keep that speculation in the air.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could see why he ended up doing it though,
Speaker 1: because he was like my favorite, my favorite opponent to
Speaker 1: push around. Joe Biden and now that it's changed, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, it's hard to know because he probably
Speaker 1: in his mind he's like, I should do it and
Speaker 1: I'll be completely unhinged up there and that will help
Speaker 1: or not, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So on Sunday night he posted about ABC fake news.
Speaker 3: He's still doing the fake news thing that they because
Speaker 3: they said something he didn't like during ABC's This Week
Speaker 3: and they were just drawing attention to the ship he
Speaker 3: had said about like the Medal of Honor and how.
Speaker 2: Just quoting him.
Speaker 1: And then he's like a kindle of Trump haters like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if these are they're literally playing clips
Speaker 1: of you talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, why would I do the debate against
Speaker 3: Kamala Harris on the net? On that network? But another issue,
Speaker 3: and it seems like this is the one that is
Speaker 3: actually you know, hindering things behind the scenes. Is has
Speaker 3: to do with negotiations between the two campaigns concerning the
Speaker 3: debate rules and specifically the micro So the mics are
Speaker 3: usually left off during debates. Biden's team specifically negotiated for
Speaker 3: the candidate's mics to be turned off when they aren't
Speaker 3: speaking out of fears of like being interrupted by Trump.
Speaker 3: That seemed to be his strategy in the Biden debates
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty, like just kind of talking over him
Speaker 3: and just never stopping. Uh, And I mean he seemed
Speaker 3: like pretty unhinged. I don't think any of those debates
Speaker 3: went well for Trump, But I think also they were
Speaker 3: likeetically it allowed.
Speaker 2: Him to just be there. Yeah, yeah, I think that's
Speaker 2: I think people respond to.
Speaker 3: They probably had some sense that like, Biden not great
Speaker 3: with distractions at this point, he's not great at like staying.
Speaker 1: On doors crazy When I didn't know Trump could juggle
Speaker 1: to throw Biden, he goes, hey, what about this joke
Speaker 1: over there?
Speaker 3: But so now Harris's team wants Biden's no mike during
Speaker 3: the while the other persons speaking scrapped. She wants the
Speaker 3: hot mics. She wants both like left on because, as
Speaker 3: her champaign has admitted, they think Trump won't be able
Speaker 3: to keep his ship together. Uh. They even suggested that
Speaker 3: Trump's handlers are hiding these negotiations from him because they
Speaker 3: don't want to admit that they don't think their candidate
Speaker 3: can act presidential for ninety minutes on his own.
Speaker 1: Well, which no lives detected. No inaccuracy is detected there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I mean he's like, if I don't show, I
Speaker 1: think the Harris campaign is like, well we'll be there.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it would just be like a holy show
Speaker 2: for the Harris Walls campaign. The hot mic thing.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's God, he doesn't he doesn't seem like
Speaker 3: he's at his sharpest mile. No, he's no a few
Speaker 3: weeks you know.
Speaker 1: That's why it's like, yeah, man, just just fucking yeah,
Speaker 1: just burn upon burn up on re entry.
Speaker 2: Man, like they just fucking just go for it. Just
Speaker 2: just hey man, as Eminem says, just fucking lose yourself. Bro.
Speaker 2: Oh man, you know what I mean. You only get
Speaker 2: one shot. This is it.
Speaker 3: There's almost for no way that he doesn't play that
Speaker 3: song to get himself pumped up before.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah I don't think it's probably, you know,
Speaker 2: knowing his musical taste.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not. It's probably just playing Phantom of the Opera.
Speaker 3: Jimmie Dance is definitely playing that though, or.
Speaker 1: Some like fucking third Reich like Brass March type thing.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh I love Bogner, just love stuff. Just
Speaker 1: makes you feel real powerful.
Speaker 2: Or maybe Charlie XCX who knows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Trump is so bratt all right. Those are some
Speaker 3: of the things that are trending on this Monday morning.
Speaker 3: We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of
Speaker 3: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, being
Speaker 3: kind to yourself, and get the vaccine. Don't do nothing
Speaker 3: about white supremacy, and we will talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Fight later,