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Speaker 1: Just think, guys, we're only one hundred and twenty days

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Speaker 1: away from Brooks retirement.

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Speaker 2: I don't have any plans to reach at.

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Speaker 1: Least that's what the company wanted me to read in

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Speaker 1: this prepared statement. Oh that explains why the owner was

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Speaker 1: here this week. It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning. But

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Speaker 1: I'm excited for you. Broke about what you're gonna do,

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Speaker 1: how you're gonna spend your newfound free time. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty young, Jeff, but I guess that's.

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Speaker 2: The goal of a lot of people to retire super

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Speaker 2: young and may Yeah, no.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I'm kind of a baller. That's what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: That's Eastwood said in his interview too. May I offer

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Speaker 1: you a potential solution because there's a company that just

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Speaker 1: announced a new program called Endless Horizons, which lets you

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Speaker 1: retire on a luxury cruise ship. Oh god, lets that

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Speaker 1: sounds like my worst nightmare, Jeff. That's why it's so perfect.

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Speaker 1: How much food poisoning do you get over there the

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Speaker 1: span of your life blood can handle. Basically, they want

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Speaker 1: to transform the concept of retirement so you can travel

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Speaker 1: the world forever without planning or ongoing expenses. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be in a tiny, little six by six

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Speaker 1: foot cabin for the rest of your life. But there

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Speaker 1: are some cool perks. All the meals are paid for. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you eat the same thing in all day out.

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Speaker 1: Sounds good to me. Also, lots of activities for you

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Speaker 1: to do on board, like shuffle board, fitness classes, and

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Speaker 1: a five hole mini golf course overboard. That could be

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Speaker 1: a fun activity too. Went back to the boat. It's

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Speaker 1: a retirement but they have like a whole nap deck

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Speaker 1: and every once in a while they'll dock and let

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Speaker 1: you out for a few hours like a dog. Like

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Speaker 1: a dog, call you back. It can all be had

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Speaker 1: for a very very low price. Single occupancy is just

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Speaker 1: one payment of two hundred and ninety nine nine hundred

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Speaker 3: Dollars for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty nice, and you're going by yourself. Double occupancy

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Speaker 1: if you're interested. For you and Michael, is one payment

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Speaker 1: of a half a million dollars.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what about it.

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Speaker 1: She's never leaving the kids, they're saying, too, what about

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Speaker 1: the four You can't bring a kid on a retirement pay.

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Speaker 1: But the half a million dollar payment does come with

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Speaker 1: one free cooking class, even though you're not allowed to

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Speaker 1: cook on the boat. So I don't really know why

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Speaker 1: you'd want to take it someone, unless it sinks and

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Speaker 1: your marooned on an island and you need to like

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Speaker 1: cook the sea turtles that you catch, go, then it

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Speaker 1: could be useful. It sounds like the way we're getting

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Speaker 1: rid of the old people. Hey, let's say it's a

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Speaker 1: cruise ship, but it will go all over the world

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Speaker 1: and have a different itinerary every single year. The only

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Speaker 1: difference between this and most luxury cruise liners is the

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Speaker 1: refrigerator on board is double inside. In the likely case

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Speaker 1: that multiple people passed during the book, it's bigger than

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Speaker 1: the six x six cabins, so it can be kind

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Speaker 1: of nice in that. Yes, so Brooks, Yeah, brook happy retirement.

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Speaker 3: So you just tal for another Year's all celebrate by

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Speaker 3: doing a special shot collar question of the day and

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Speaker 3: an activity that the old folks.

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Speaker 1: Love, trivia give it to us.

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Speaker 2: When I go home to my wife every night, I

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Speaker 2: tell her I work at the happiest place on Earth,

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Speaker 2: and that's when she raises an eyebrow and says, what

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Speaker 2: huh your radio station is the happiest place on Earth.

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Speaker 2: I've seen it. It's horrible. Sorry, Rachel, that's my correct her.

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Speaker 2: I say, no, honey, you misheard me. I said the

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Speaker 2: crappiest place. The happiest place on Earth is a trademark

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Speaker 2: slogan from Disney and it's one of the most recognizable phrases,

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Speaker 2: along with Breakfast of Champions for wheaties, A diamond is

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Speaker 2: for Ever for de Beers, and just do It for Nike.

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Speaker 2: And that's why today we're doing another famous company slogan's

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Speaker 2: edition of twenty of twenties. Just like yesterday, I'll read

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Speaker 2: a famous slogan. You just have to identify which company

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Speaker 2: it's from, and some could be pretty easy, so no

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Speaker 2: helping each other again.

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Speaker 1: It was pretty hard the last time we did it.

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Speaker 2: We'll start with the woman who says the Burger King

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Speaker 2: slogan to her dates have it your way. That's alexis

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Speaker 2: alexis your slogan. This tagline first made an appearance in

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Speaker 2: two thousand and eight and launched the brand with an

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Speaker 2: edgy marketing campaign quote, If your grandfather hadn't worn it,

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Speaker 2: you wouldn't exist. What company is that from?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, grandfather, hot At warn it something hot Ooh, I

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Speaker 1: like when a guy has a nice watch. Why would

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, Like you wouldn't sleep with them

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Speaker 1: Like your grandma wouldn't have Grandma is like a money

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Speaker 1: hungry person. Okay, maybe it's something that keeps him alive.

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Speaker 2: Let's see where she goes here.

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Speaker 1: Let's say something health related.

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Speaker 2: It's vitamins.

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Speaker 1: It's flintstone gum.

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Speaker 2: If your grandfather hadn't worn flintstone gummies, you wouldn't exist.

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Speaker 2: That's incorrect. We're looking for old spice. Yeah, so your

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Speaker 2: grandfather didn't smell good.

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Speaker 1: Grandma just say, have it your way. Alright.

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Speaker 2: We're moving over to Brook and just a reminder to

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Speaker 2: the room, no helping each other.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Brook.

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Speaker 2: Your slogan. They've been promoting it since the year two thousand,

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Speaker 2: with the slogan what's in your wallet?

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Speaker 1: What's in your wallet?

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Speaker 2: What visa company? Is it Visa?

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Speaker 1: What's in your wallet?

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Speaker 3: Is it American Express?

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Speaker 1: Is it MasterCard? What's in your wallet? I think is MasterCard?

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Speaker 2: Brook said MasterCard? That is incorrect.

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Speaker 1: That's capital one. That's not in my wallet.

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Speaker 2: Let's go over to Jose. Jose from one of the

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Speaker 2: largest American retailers. You've probably heard it in a commercial

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Speaker 2: quote that was easy. Wow, that was easy I have heard.

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Speaker 1: Did they just say, can we write the most vague

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Speaker 1: slogan ever? We'll tell you what it's not, akilm it.

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Speaker 2: Eliminate things you said?

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Speaker 1: It was an American retailer. That was easy.

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Speaker 2: The familiar I'm.

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Speaker 1: Gonna say Ashley Madison again.

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Speaker 2: Was easy.

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Speaker 1: You should have guessed that for alexis what this sound?

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Speaker 1: That was easy? What else could it be selling? That's why?

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Speaker 1: Or Walmart?

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Speaker 2: Jake, Walmart perfectly, Lukewarmos.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Dark.

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Speaker 2: They said best Buy. That is incorrect. There was a

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Speaker 2: little button they would hit that was easy with Staples.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's easy button. We actually have that easy button

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Speaker 1: in the off studio. But it says inappropriate stuff.

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Speaker 2: Jeffery. We don't want to get to you that you

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Speaker 2: one Today's edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that was easy for me. I win without doing anything,

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Speaker 1: so I get to choose who get shocked. They're going

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Speaker 1: to be singing Firework by Katy Perry and I gotta

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Speaker 1: give it to Brook today just to celebrate your early retirement.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for if we say it enough, it will happen.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: I keep meeting people out in public and they're like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to be older.

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Speaker 2: You don't do that.

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Speaker 1: We're joking because baby, you're a fie or work.

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Speaker 2: You did some old learning.

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Speaker 1: That a breath on that. That's your shock coollar question

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Speaker 1: of the day. We got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes.