Speaker 1: What's one of the most exciting things that can happen
Speaker 1: during the work week.
Speaker 2: It's a jew will show.
Speaker 1: So when you show up to your office and you're
Speaker 1: sitting at your cubicle or with the person you share
Speaker 1: a desk with, because your company is trying to save
Speaker 1: money by taking away comfortable individual working areas and dressing
Speaker 1: it up with a fancy name like open work Environment
Speaker 1: instead of cost cutting, and someone runs down the hall
Speaker 1: like a maniac and goes everyone, Doug brought in donuts.
Speaker 1: This is Sparta, and then you guys fight over the
Speaker 1: last donut in the break room.
Speaker 3: You spit on me.
Speaker 1: The normal working person like us gets very few perks
Speaker 1: at work. When they bring in free donuts. It's on
Speaker 1: and it's sometimes crazy to see how the other half lives.
Speaker 1: And the Oscars is this weekend and they just released
Speaker 1: what will be included in the celebrity gift bags that
Speaker 1: everybody who attends the Oscars will receive. We'll go over
Speaker 1: it next so you can have another reason to despise
Speaker 1: the Hollywood elite for this. It's a double show. In
Speaker 1: case you didn't know it, Sunday is a big day
Speaker 1: in our country.
Speaker 2: It's a Double Show.
Speaker 1: There are a few occasions where Americans band together and
Speaker 1: celebrate what it means to be an American, and one
Speaker 1: of those just passed the Super Bowl. And this Sunday
Speaker 1: is the day that we honor the American's most valuable
Speaker 1: and precious natural resource, our celebrities. The Oscars is being
Speaker 1: held this weekend. You know, it's the event where celebrities
Speaker 1: are awarded for their performances in movies that nobody's ever seen.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's always.
Speaker 1: Crazy to see what kind of stuff they give the
Speaker 1: celebrities who show up to the Oscars and the gift
Speaker 1: bags that they have. And they just released what will
Speaker 1: be in this year's Oscars Celebrity gift bag.
Speaker 3: I love these.
Speaker 1: Let's go over it now so we can see what
Speaker 1: things you get. Oh, we're already rich enough to afford it.
Speaker 2: Anyway. You also get it if you're a plus one,
Speaker 2: because I would love to be a bleuss one one
Speaker 2: of those.
Speaker 1: Oh in the celebrity in the Oscars gift this year.
Speaker 1: Here are some of the perks that you'll get if
Speaker 1: you attend the Oscars. A five night luxury wellness retreat
Speaker 1: in Sri Lanka.
Speaker 3: Ooh what?
Speaker 1: And again, this is people. These are people that have
Speaker 1: made some of them hundreds of millions of dollars. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: let's give them more. That's how the rich get richer.
Speaker 1: You work really hard to get super rich, and then
Speaker 1: people just give you free stuff so you never spend
Speaker 1: your You don't spend your money yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't want to go to Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2: Well be an actor.
Speaker 4: I wonder if these things in the gift bags have
Speaker 4: to pay to be in the gift bags. I know,
Speaker 4: because like we've tried to be in gift bags for
Speaker 4: different like fashion shows and stuff, and we have to
Speaker 4: pay to be in the gift bagh.
Speaker 3: To get out in front of these people. Yeah, it's marketing,
Speaker 3: I mean yeah.
Speaker 5: But then those people go, like the rich and like
Speaker 5: the celebrities like Timothy's tout shadow Mate, We'll go on
Speaker 5: this trip and like post about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's worth it, That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: What else will be in the Oscars celebrity gift bag
Speaker 1: if you just show up to the Oscars? A nine
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars coffee table book entitled A Journey
Speaker 1: of Iceland From Darkness to Light.
Speaker 4: What why is a thousand thousand bucks for a coffee
Speaker 4: table book.
Speaker 3: What I'm four world, that's a journey to Iceland?
Speaker 2: Is the first eggs now paper?
Speaker 3: Is there actual like ice in there.
Speaker 1: Where that they don't just don't put eggs in the
Speaker 1: basket expensive they get back for the oscars, they're like,
Speaker 1: here's some eggs.
Speaker 2: Gift card for both order of eggs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll also get a four night's stay at two
Speaker 1: luxury resorts in the Maldives. Oh wow, Maldives and Jolly
Speaker 1: being not one but two different places in the Maldives.
Speaker 1: Do you think they go? I hope so, I bet
Speaker 1: you they don't though they gift these If I was
Speaker 1: a celebrity million dollars, I'd be like, hey, cousin who's
Speaker 1: always hit me up for money, go to the Maldie. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they probably go to these places a lot too.
Speaker 1: You know, they've got so much money that they do
Speaker 1: travel a lot. They get all kinds of perks, and
Speaker 1: they probably have already gotten seven free trips to the
Speaker 1: Maladis this year alone, right, and so they're like, I
Speaker 1: can't Oh my god, these is solerated.
Speaker 2: Is just not gonna me. I'm not gonna slum it
Speaker 2: and go there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's going to staying in a motel six
Speaker 1: in the Maldis, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I own my own house there, seventeen Butler's of my own.
Speaker 2: I would I ever do that.
Speaker 1: Art light bo body contouring with doctor Thomas Sue in Tampa, Florida.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, they definitely use that.
Speaker 3: He's in Tampa.
Speaker 4: It's not even Miami. It's not even La Tampa stick surgeon.
Speaker 2: For the discretion, Nina.
Speaker 1: Oh, they sneak off to Tampa. Nobody there, and nobody's
Speaker 1: gonna pay attention to him either, because if they're in Tampa,
Speaker 1: they'll be like, oh is that Ryan Reynolds?
Speaker 2: Whatever? Things are too good to him better than me.
Speaker 1: We're going over the things that will be in the
Speaker 1: celebrity gift bag at this year's Oscars. It's always ridiculous
Speaker 1: to find out the things that they're getting for free
Speaker 1: just for showing up to the Oscars. Stay at the
Speaker 1: five star Cottonhouse Hotel in Barcelona.
Speaker 5: This is the one that might actually get me mad
Speaker 5: because I've always wanted to go to Barcelona and you're
Speaker 5: saying that people are getting free Oh I.
Speaker 3: Thought you knew, Like the Cotton Hotel, like that was something. No,
Speaker 3: I just want to.
Speaker 5: Blon I will stay in a Motel six in Barcelona,
Speaker 5: but I just want to go, but I can't.
Speaker 3: Nobody's stopping you.
Speaker 2: For a Motel six.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 1: All that would be great if they put like a
Speaker 1: you know, a week at the Motel six in the
Speaker 1: gift bag for the Oscar.
Speaker 3: They could do all their dirt and nobody would see them.
Speaker 2: That would Mexico.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that would probably be good for them,
Speaker 1: because they don't do that anymore because they've gotten to
Speaker 1: the point where their rich celebrities are going to the Oscars.
Speaker 1: They don't really go stay at Motel sixes anymore. And
Speaker 1: they probably would love that, And then it would then
Speaker 1: Motel six would end up being like a four Seasons
Speaker 1: in the mouths because all the celebrities would be going.
Speaker 1: They'll be like, let's okay, let's go slumming this week.
Speaker 1: They cat camp, except when you're broke, you're call camping camping.
Speaker 1: You're on the wilderness pretending to be homeless for a weekend.
Speaker 1: But they're like, let's go camping and pretend to be homeless,
Speaker 1: stay to Motel six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go camping. In New Orleans downtown.
Speaker 1: And then after that, I'm taking a real vacation where
Speaker 1: they can dellows me.
Speaker 2: Because you know, thats.
Speaker 1: Another thing that you'll get if you go to the
Speaker 1: celebrit if you go to the Oscars in the celebrity
Speaker 1: gift bag, twenty piece luxury gift box from Silky Smooth
Speaker 1: Lip Products.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I like that. Definitely paid to me in
Speaker 3: this gift back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, this one doesn't. I don't even know
Speaker 2: what this is.
Speaker 1: Over a million dollars of personalized disaster recovery services from
Speaker 1: Bright Harbor.
Speaker 2: That does that mean insurance?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's fires.
Speaker 1: That one they that's worth it because all the insurance
Speaker 1: companies drop the celebrities who lived in the palisades where
Speaker 1: the houses burned, all the celebrity house work.
Speaker 4: So it's like a boutique insurance place can just take
Speaker 4: care of them.
Speaker 1: Not yes, well only partial, Well only if you're invited
Speaker 1: to the party.