1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: What's one of the most exciting things that can happen 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: during the work week. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 2: It's a jew will show. 4 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 1: So when you show up to your office and you're 5 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: sitting at your cubicle or with the person you share 6 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: a desk with, because your company is trying to save 7 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: money by taking away comfortable individual working areas and dressing 8 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: it up with a fancy name like open work Environment 9 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,439 Speaker 1: instead of cost cutting, and someone runs down the hall 10 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: like a maniac and goes everyone, Doug brought in donuts. 11 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: This is Sparta, and then you guys fight over the 12 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: last donut in the break room. 13 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 3: You spit on me. 14 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 1: The normal working person like us gets very few perks 15 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 1: at work. When they bring in free donuts. It's on 16 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: and it's sometimes crazy to see how the other half lives. 17 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 1: And the Oscars is this weekend and they just released 18 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: what will be included in the celebrity gift bags that 19 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: everybody who attends the Oscars will receive. We'll go over 20 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: it next so you can have another reason to despise 21 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: the Hollywood elite for this. It's a double show. In 22 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: case you didn't know it, Sunday is a big day 23 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: in our country. 24 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 2: It's a Double Show. 25 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,319 Speaker 1: There are a few occasions where Americans band together and 26 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: celebrate what it means to be an American, and one 27 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: of those just passed the Super Bowl. And this Sunday 28 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: is the day that we honor the American's most valuable 29 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: and precious natural resource, our celebrities. The Oscars is being 30 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 1: held this weekend. You know, it's the event where celebrities 31 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 1: are awarded for their performances in movies that nobody's ever seen. 32 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 2: Anyway, it's always. 33 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: Crazy to see what kind of stuff they give the 34 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,399 Speaker 1: celebrities who show up to the Oscars and the gift 35 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,479 Speaker 1: bags that they have. And they just released what will 36 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: be in this year's Oscars Celebrity gift bag. 37 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 3: I love these. 38 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 1: Let's go over it now so we can see what 39 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: things you get. Oh, we're already rich enough to afford it. 40 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 2: Anyway. You also get it if you're a plus one, 41 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 2: because I would love to be a bleuss one one 42 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 2: of those. 43 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 1: Oh in the celebrity in the Oscars gift this year. 44 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 1: Here are some of the perks that you'll get if 45 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: you attend the Oscars. A five night luxury wellness retreat 46 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: in Sri Lanka. 47 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 3: Ooh what? 48 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: And again, this is people. These are people that have 49 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 1: made some of them hundreds of millions of dollars. Oh yeah, 50 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: let's give them more. That's how the rich get richer. 51 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: You work really hard to get super rich, and then 52 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 1: people just give you free stuff so you never spend 53 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,399 Speaker 1: your You don't spend your money yet. 54 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 3: Yeah. 55 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't want to go to Sri Lanka. 56 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 2: Well be an actor. 57 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 4: I wonder if these things in the gift bags have 58 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 4: to pay to be in the gift bags. I know, 59 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 4: because like we've tried to be in gift bags for 60 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 4: different like fashion shows and stuff, and we have to 61 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 4: pay to be in the gift bagh. 62 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 3: To get out in front of these people. Yeah, it's marketing, 63 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 3: I mean yeah. 64 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 5: But then those people go, like the rich and like 65 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 5: the celebrities like Timothy's tout shadow Mate, We'll go on 66 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 5: this trip and like post about it. 67 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's worth it, That's what I mean. 68 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 1: What else will be in the Oscars celebrity gift bag 69 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,399 Speaker 1: if you just show up to the Oscars? A nine 70 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars coffee table book entitled A Journey 71 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: of Iceland From Darkness to Light. 72 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 4: What why is a thousand thousand bucks for a coffee 73 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:02,920 Speaker 4: table book. 74 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 3: What I'm four world, that's a journey to Iceland? 75 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 2: Is the first eggs now paper? 76 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 3: Is there actual like ice in there. 77 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: Where that they don't just don't put eggs in the 78 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: basket expensive they get back for the oscars, they're like, 79 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 1: here's some eggs. 80 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 2: Gift card for both order of eggs. 81 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:27,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll also get a four night's stay at two 82 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: luxury resorts in the Maldives. Oh wow, Maldives and Jolly 83 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: being not one but two different places in the Maldives. 84 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: Do you think they go? I hope so, I bet 85 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: you they don't though they gift these If I was 86 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 1: a celebrity million dollars, I'd be like, hey, cousin who's 87 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: always hit me up for money, go to the Maldie. Yeah. Yeah, 88 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: because they probably go to these places a lot too. 89 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: You know, they've got so much money that they do 90 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: travel a lot. They get all kinds of perks, and 91 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: they probably have already gotten seven free trips to the 92 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: Maladis this year alone, right, and so they're like, I 93 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: can't Oh my god, these is solerated. 94 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 2: Is just not gonna me. I'm not gonna slum it 95 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 2: and go there. 96 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: I'm like, it's going to staying in a motel six 97 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 1: in the Maldis, Thank you very much. 98 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 2: I own my own house there, seventeen Butler's of my own. 99 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 2: I would I ever do that. 100 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: Art light bo body contouring with doctor Thomas Sue in Tampa, Florida. 101 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 2: What Yeah, they definitely use that. 102 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 3: He's in Tampa. 103 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:31,679 Speaker 4: It's not even Miami. It's not even La Tampa stick surgeon. 104 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 2: For the discretion, Nina. 105 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 1: Oh, they sneak off to Tampa. Nobody there, and nobody's 106 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: gonna pay attention to him either, because if they're in Tampa, 107 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: they'll be like, oh is that Ryan Reynolds? 108 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 2: Whatever? Things are too good to him better than me. 109 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: We're going over the things that will be in the 110 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 1: celebrity gift bag at this year's Oscars. It's always ridiculous 111 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: to find out the things that they're getting for free 112 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 1: just for showing up to the Oscars. Stay at the 113 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 1: five star Cottonhouse Hotel in Barcelona. 114 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 5: This is the one that might actually get me mad 115 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 5: because I've always wanted to go to Barcelona and you're 116 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 5: saying that people are getting free Oh I. 117 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 3: Thought you knew, Like the Cotton Hotel, like that was something. No, 118 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 3: I just want to. 119 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,160 Speaker 5: Blon I will stay in a Motel six in Barcelona, 120 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,159 Speaker 5: but I just want to go, but I can't. 121 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,599 Speaker 3: Nobody's stopping you. 122 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 2: For a Motel six. 123 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 4: Though. 124 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: All that would be great if they put like a 125 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,159 Speaker 1: you know, a week at the Motel six in the 126 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: gift bag for the Oscar. 127 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 3: They could do all their dirt and nobody would see them. 128 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,719 Speaker 2: That would Mexico. 129 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that would probably be good for them, 130 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 1: because they don't do that anymore because they've gotten to 131 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 1: the point where their rich celebrities are going to the Oscars. 132 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 1: They don't really go stay at Motel sixes anymore. And 133 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 1: they probably would love that, And then it would then 134 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,360 Speaker 1: Motel six would end up being like a four Seasons 135 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 1: in the mouths because all the celebrities would be going. 136 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 1: They'll be like, let's okay, let's go slumming this week. 137 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,679 Speaker 1: They cat camp, except when you're broke, you're call camping camping. 138 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,040 Speaker 1: You're on the wilderness pretending to be homeless for a weekend. 139 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,920 Speaker 1: But they're like, let's go camping and pretend to be homeless, 140 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 1: stay to Motel six. 141 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, go camping. In New Orleans downtown. 142 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: And then after that, I'm taking a real vacation where 143 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: they can dellows me. 144 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,279 Speaker 2: Because you know, thats. 145 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,039 Speaker 1: Another thing that you'll get if you go to the 146 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,839 Speaker 1: celebrit if you go to the Oscars in the celebrity 147 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: gift bag, twenty piece luxury gift box from Silky Smooth 148 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: Lip Products. 149 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,919 Speaker 3: Oh okay, I like that. Definitely paid to me in 150 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 3: this gift back. 151 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, this one doesn't. I don't even know 152 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 2: what this is. 153 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: Over a million dollars of personalized disaster recovery services from 154 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:46,600 Speaker 1: Bright Harbor. 155 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 2: That does that mean insurance? 156 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:54,160 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's fires. 157 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,840 Speaker 1: That one they that's worth it because all the insurance 158 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 1: companies drop the celebrities who lived in the palisades where 159 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: the houses burned, all the celebrity house work. 160 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 4: So it's like a boutique insurance place can just take 161 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 4: care of them. 162 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,159 Speaker 1: Not yes, well only partial, Well only if you're invited 163 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: to the party.