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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Show. All right, let's start this motherfucker is

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Speaker 1: kind of what I wanted to get into today. I

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Speaker 1: want to know what is your favorite insult to call someone? Like,

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Speaker 1: what's your favorite thing? Like? Elvis asked, Okay, stop, So

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Speaker 1: my favorite is Elvis called me this one time, like

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Speaker 1: five six years ago, and I thought it was the

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Speaker 1: funniest fucking thing. He was angry at me and called

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Speaker 1: me this name and I couldn't stop laughing in his face,

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Speaker 1: and he called me a dick hole. I thought it

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Speaker 1: was the funniest because it is such a descriptive thing.

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Speaker 1: I never would have thought about that insult, and I

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Speaker 1: use it all the time now, anytime somebody pisces me off.

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Speaker 1: Dick hole. You know, I just love that. So what

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Speaker 1: what are your favorite? Well? Oh, there are so many

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Speaker 1: were not allowed to use. You guys told me I

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Speaker 1: wasn't allowed to ever say it, not even in the

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Speaker 1: zoom room. It's my hybrid word, but I'm not allowed

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Speaker 1: to say it. Yeah, I think I think I can

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Speaker 1: see my other one. I'll text it to you, Nate,

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Speaker 1: and you tell me if I can say it. The

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Speaker 1: words are I know, I know one is the C word.

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Speaker 1: The second word slut right, slut, yeah, slut and then

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Speaker 1: and then now here I'm texting it to you, Nate,

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Speaker 1: is it slut? Why we're not allowed to say it

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Speaker 1: rhymes chunt, but it starts with the slut word. Just

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Speaker 1: FC though I left the case. I think it's very soft.

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Speaker 1: It's soft when you say it like that, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: It's almost the word right right. So if you add

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Speaker 1: dumb in front of it, that's my favorite insult, you

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Speaker 1: dumb slum. That's what I like. I kind of want

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Speaker 1: to take a back back. It's not it's not powerful.

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Speaker 1: That's not that's good. I likes play in my words,

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Speaker 1: but you like your words. That's what little I hear more.

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Speaker 1: Elvis selled at me one time, Nate. He called me

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Speaker 1: a dick bag. Why you gotta be a dig tag.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I've read of a bag of dicks, but

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Speaker 1: never in dick bag balls, I guess. So, I don't

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Speaker 1: know a number of a number of years ago, I

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Speaker 1: was in the Mets clubhouse, the locker room, and uh

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Speaker 1: one of the guys used to pitch for the mats.

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Speaker 1: He used to pitch for the Yankees, the Marlins, Alt

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Speaker 1: Lighter grew up in New York. Good guy from hell

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Speaker 1: across the room. Yeah, I said, to pitch for them all.

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Speaker 1: I said that, and uh, he called somebody a fox stick.

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Speaker 1: He's like, shut up your fox stick. So I said,

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Speaker 1: what is that? He goes, Oh, since I'm a kid,

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Speaker 1: we all call each other fox stick. So he was

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Speaker 1: a jingle ball one year in New York and I said, hey,

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Speaker 1: what's a fox stick? He looked at me, goes, how

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Speaker 1: did you know that? I said, because you're a fox stick?

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Speaker 1: And he goes, That's that's what I call people. So

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Speaker 1: I've never heard that term before, but that's his and

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Speaker 1: I kind of like it. That's a penis. Thanks Scotty. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: I like sad it's good, okay, thanks Ed, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's them fling to the point I feel Dingleberry is

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Speaker 1: like very strong too. No, I think that's but but

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Speaker 1: think about the context of what it is. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: it's a hangar on it is. We haven't even gotten

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Speaker 1: two thirds to the podcast. We're talking about dump well

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Speaker 1: on Natives. George of the Jungle. See. I tend to

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Speaker 1: say he's such a fucking douchebag. Yeah, you say that

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Speaker 1: a lot. Okay, what the fox Scotty? We got called

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Speaker 1: douche nozzle once? So do you on long trip Scotty? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't what. Wow, that was inappropriate. I feel like

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Speaker 1: comes in bottles. I feel like mine is two inside

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Speaker 1: a lot of people. Wouldn't it just makes me happy?

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Speaker 1: I don't do that. That's not what I'm calmed down.

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Speaker 1: I was talking about my favorite insulting Scotty only with

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Speaker 1: a bottle, you guy? Do you guys saw the movie

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Speaker 1: super Bad? So William gets this a lot. I always

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Speaker 1: call him a fucking Fogel, which was one of the characters.

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Speaker 1: And whenever he's doing something that I think that character

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Speaker 1: would do. That is the between between that and the

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Speaker 1: dumb subway guy. I cannot escape those names. Jared and

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Speaker 1: Garrett Well, Jared Fogel. Oh yeah, no relation, no relation.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I don't know him. Don't check. Isn't

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Speaker 1: that a last name? Sounds like it? That was in

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Speaker 1: a movie? Oh my god? Cool? All right? He would

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Speaker 1: this podcast have gone this course if Elvis was here, No,

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Speaker 1: not a shot, because he wouldn't let me say the

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Speaker 1: word that you all forced me to say so when

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Speaker 1: this goes south. Not my fault, even though I like

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Speaker 1: Scott to be to make a list of things he's

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Speaker 1: offended by, and it thinks he's not offended. But I'm

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Speaker 1: not offended by anything. Nothing offends me. Oh but come

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Speaker 1: in the bottle. That's not offensive to me. It's just

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Speaker 1: I don't do that. Never have bot Yes, yes, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: and a can and that one was painful, especially God

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Speaker 1: Brody always the jokes for the joke, Yeah, Danielle, that's

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Speaker 1: sort of my job. That's all our jobs. Went for

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Speaker 1: the joke. I'll go for the depression. Did you tell

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Speaker 1: us another joke? Tell me a joke? Don't jokes? S things?

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Speaker 1: You are funny from that on your phone? Had it

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Speaker 1: for years. It's my favorite thing for some reason. It

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Speaker 1: also says ham like that sounds like scary s. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, Anne. Oh it has other stuff now too,

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Speaker 1: and it's not Is that a movie? Horn? Very dramatic.

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Speaker 1: That's the beginning of the hills by the weekend? Do

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Speaker 1: it again? Oh kind of? Oh wait, hold on, I

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Speaker 1: have to go back. We could make a little songs

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Speaker 1: from this. I don't know what the willhelm is. Do

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Speaker 1: you guys know what Wilhelm is. No, Oh, that's the

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Speaker 1: that's me on a roller coaster. The last one I

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Speaker 1: have his uncle Nick. I don't know what that is either.

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Speaker 1: Let's see that sounds like Nate a little. I can

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Speaker 1: do woody woodpecker. Oh. I can also add my own

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Speaker 1: little sound effects to this and create whatever I want.

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Speaker 1: So if you guys ever need it, yeah, send him over.

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Speaker 1: We'll do it. That's all I got. I got nothing else.

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Speaker 1: Can I'll tell you something weird that happened over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: It's not it's not. I feel confident in Scotty. This

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Speaker 1: story will do nothing about poop or whatever. It's a story.

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Speaker 1: So I still get the newspaper on Sunday because I

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Speaker 1: like to, you know, to read the Sunday paper, coupon

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Speaker 1: section whatever. Okay, So I saw when I got up

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Speaker 1: the newspaper, Amy's like, Scott, please look outside, and then

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Speaker 1: his paper standing straight up on my driveway, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't understand. It was the guy like

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Speaker 1: can get to set. You can't get a newspaper to

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Speaker 1: So I watched my cameras and the creepy van pulls

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Speaker 1: up at about four or fifteen throws the paper out

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Speaker 1: the window. Twenty minutes later, the creepy van comes back

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Speaker 1: and stops and the guy gets out and he stands

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Speaker 1: I I don't understand the logic behind that is creepy.

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Speaker 1: He's And one time I threw away old Z one

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Speaker 1: hunter tapes in the garbage, my garbage, and the next

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Speaker 1: week they were wrapped inside my newspaper in my driveway.

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Speaker 1: Like I think I should be afraid of this guy.

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Speaker 1: That was a mess that just that broke all over

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Speaker 1: the street and the garbageman left them. You guys should

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Speaker 1: be afraid of my garbage men. My my daughter caught

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Speaker 1: one of them last week. She was looking out the

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Speaker 1: window and for whatever reason, the guy was punching the

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Speaker 1: blue garbage pails back onto people's property, so they he

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Speaker 1: would dump the recycle pail, toss it in the air

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Speaker 1: and punch it, and so he broke half the garbage

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Speaker 1: hates recycle pails, but yeah, you got a garbage puncher,

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Speaker 1: did you see the little fat bulldog that has an

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Speaker 1: issue with garbage pails. You sent me back, Gandhi. He's

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Speaker 1: so cute. There's this fat little bulldog that just has

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Speaker 1: his whole body into it and knocks him over. If

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Speaker 1: you'd like to see, I can show you the video. However,

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Speaker 1: it's a podcast. Okay, cool, here comes here comes okay,

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Speaker 1: right over, fuck you a little bitch. As he gets

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Speaker 1: the garbage. He just has that strut like that, that

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Speaker 1: over cocky strut. You just have jerk off raccoons that

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Speaker 1: do that to ours. J Oh god, what are we done?

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Speaker 1: Can be done? Early? Are you guys done? We just finished?

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Speaker 1: We have to just finished, just in time. Your favorite insult,

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Speaker 1: by the way, you jerk off? Oh my god? What

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Speaker 1: did I miss? Elvis favorite favorite insult to say to someone? Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't I don't get into insults. I

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Speaker 1: think Froggy said their favorites came from you. So really,

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Speaker 1: what did I teach? You called me a dick hole,

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Speaker 1: and you called me a dick bag one time. Daniells

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Speaker 1: is like, go ship yourself. That's but I don't say

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Speaker 1: that as much as I say, you fucking douche bag,

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Speaker 1: Amy said that we should get that on the next

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Speaker 1: morning show T shirts and should say go shoot yourself

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Speaker 1: with the emoji. I don't know it would sell a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you'd be surprised. Did you tell everyone what I had

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Speaker 1: to do? I had to go clean up trash. The

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Speaker 1: bears know that Monday's rash day. They come to my

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Speaker 1: Are you're not nervous at all that when you're cleaning

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Speaker 1: up that trash they might be nearby? No, because I

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Speaker 1: cleaned up during the day. Do you know this happened

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Speaker 1: Chick fil A and we were at a baseball game

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Speaker 1: of it was there because the squirrel got into the

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Speaker 1: my chicken sandwiches tollate the chicken sandwich. Yes, perfect, God,

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Speaker 1: chicken and the other piece of bun was still there.

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Speaker 1: It was just it grabbed it, opened up the bag,

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Speaker 1: grabbed the bunton ch. She seems to be She seems

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Speaker 1: to be alive in cookie chicken right now. You're good.

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Speaker 1: I still hate it and it was delicious. Good for

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Speaker 1: you and you cut your carbs. Thank you, squirrel? Did

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