1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: It is time for your phone tapp. It's Brook and 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,040 Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. And today I call a woman 3 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: who recently got a boob job. And it's only been 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: a couple of days. She's at home resting, all bandaged up, 5 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: and that's why it's the perfect time to mess with 6 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 1: her a little bit. Right now. It's another on the twenties. 7 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 1: I'm hello, Katie. How are you? This is Seth McElroy. 8 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: I'm one of the administrators at doctor's office. Oh, hey, 9 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: how are you good. I'm just calling to check in 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: with you. I'm regarding your recent breast augmentation. Yeah, thanks 11 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: for calling. I'm really I'm sick, Trooper Stoke to get 12 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 1: these bandages off. I really can't wait to see what 13 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: they actually look like. I'm really excited about it. Well, 14 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 1: we're happy that you're happy. I do need to talk 15 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: to you about something though. Okay, okay, it's come to 16 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:52,519 Speaker 1: our attention that we may have made a slight mistake 17 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: with your procedure. Uh, we'll all kind of mistakes. Well, 18 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,279 Speaker 1: I don't know how really to say this, other than 19 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 1: to just come out with it, but the nipple portion 20 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 1: of your breast is not yours, Katie, Katie, are you there? 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: What we put the wrong nipples on you? You put 22 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 1: you put the wrong nipple. We just had a ton 23 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: of surgeries that day. Things got mixed up, and we're 24 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: not positive we've narrowed it down, but we think you 25 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: may have the nipples of an eighty four year old 26 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:38,040 Speaker 1: Hispanic woman named Knsuela. It was just a busy day 27 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: and things got mixed up. That's your reasoning. Your reasoning 28 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 1: is it was just a crazy day. There were just 29 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: so many people. We just gave you the wrong nipple. 30 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: You can see how it's embarrassing for us, too am 31 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: brassing for you year old woman nipple and this has 32 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 1: been brassing for you. I just I don't have any words. 33 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: I have no words in your situation. It could be 34 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: easy to kind of overreact a little bit, and I 35 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: understand that the most ridiculous I have heard in my 36 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 1: entire life. I cannot. I want to take a step 37 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: back and go over the options with you, and we'll 38 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 1: let you figure out which one will work best for you. 39 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 1: And of course this is free of charge. Well oh yeah, really, 40 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. You can come in and we 41 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 1: can just completely take those nipples off. Just you just 42 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: won't have any nipples. Ah, that's the stupidest thing I've 43 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. But you want me to 44 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: walk around just with no nipples at all? People do 45 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,079 Speaker 1: it all the time, Katie. You'd be surprised, really really, 46 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: because I don't know any of those people. They walk 47 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: among us. Trust me, I see it all the time 48 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,119 Speaker 1: in the office. Now, the second option for you, because 49 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like you're a fan of that one. 50 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: You can come in and when we find your nipples, 51 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: we can put those on over the nipples you have. 52 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: This is gotta be This has gotta be like a dream. 53 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 1: This has gotta be like this. You want me to 54 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 1: wear four nipples. You want me to be like a 55 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: cow in the business, we call it a double nipple. 56 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: In their right mind would want a double nipple, double nipple. 57 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,639 Speaker 1: So you don't want the double nipple? No? Why what 58 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: everybody wants four nipples? Why? We're gonna figure this out, 59 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: and oh really, you're going to figure this out in 60 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: the next ten minutes. Otherwise every internet site in the 61 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: world is going to be plastered with your plastic surgery 62 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: saying stay away, do not go. You're gonna hear from 63 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,840 Speaker 1: my lawyer in about fifteen minutes. If something does not happen, well, 64 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry you feel that way, because this is actually 65 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving 66 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: out your two point five doing a phone tap on you. 67 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: Your friend Shelley set you up, kidding me this whole 68 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: thing with a frank yeah as a joke. Shelley thinks 69 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: this was a funny joke. She thinks it's really funny 70 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: to make me almost vomit because of like, I've just 71 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: spent sou of dollars on this brex aumentation surgery and 72 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: do you think this is funny? But you could have 73 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: got double nipples out of the deal. Oh my god, 74 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jewel food tabs weekday mornings 75 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: on the twenties. Holy on, moving ninety two point five.