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Speaker 3: At this point, you are witnessing it in real time.

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Speaker 3: Let's get into the show. I don't I have nothing

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Speaker 3: I think today's guest is wonderful. I'm so excited to

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Speaker 1: That you interview someone who you've never met before?

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Speaker 3: Got Oh really, Oh, it's gotten out of control. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the opposite. I just text now, you just

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Speaker 3: See I was doing I was Yeah, I was doing

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Speaker 1: Well that's I think. I believe Rosy. It's the jury

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Speaker 4: I have the secret, can you share it publicly?

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Speaker 1: And imagine if you were ever in the situation where

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Speaker 1: Let me, Ridgard, this is what you miss when you

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Speaker 3: And I'm not. I'm not anti jury duty. I'm actually curious.

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Speaker 1: The hair was flowing. No, it's if you. I love

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Speaker 1: cars from movies. This was from the movie Jawbreaker.

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Speaker 4: Is the car Jowbreaker?

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Speaker 1: You what?

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Speaker 4: Sorry? What?

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Speaker 1: And at least have you?

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Speaker 1: Someone has everybody go see it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it is it a Sea bring

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Speaker 1: If you haven't seen Jawbreaker and you want to see it, sorry,

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Speaker 1: Judy Greer is the nerve honey, have you not seen

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Speaker 1: job Breaker? What's wrong with you? They murdered their friend

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Speaker 1: the incredibly honey, you gotta see it. The body is

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Speaker 3: It's dark.

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Speaker 1: Okay, check it out. I've got to and so. And

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Speaker 1: I said, Daddy, when I turned sixteen, I want to

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Speaker 1: cross their super convertible like rosemcgallon and Jarwreaker. What color, Well,

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Speaker 1: mine was champagne because I got to use. I only

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Speaker 4: I think that's a good color.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I agree. And it was a fun car, and

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Speaker 1: but I said, it's built into sea. It's built of

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Speaker 3: He's like you put that on.

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Speaker 1: So I go home to my dad and I saw

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Speaker 1: it and I go Dad, I swear to god, I

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Now this costs more.

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Speaker 1: Of course, the ticket even cost hold twelve innocent lives

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Speaker 1: blew them up and I said, exhibit.

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Speaker 3: A, Exhibit B.

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Speaker 4: How long were you in court?

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Speaker 1: Seven hours? No, it was literally like an hour.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow. But there was a whole jury there.

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Speaker 1: There was all jur jury. And I said to them,

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm a student body president, which I was.

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Speaker 1: I said, I am a you know, a virgin. I

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Speaker 1: never not put my seatbelt on. How dare you? I'm

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Speaker 4: To prove how much did this cost?

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Speaker 1: Seven thousand? No, it was I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I hope this lawyer did this pro bono or something.

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Speaker 4: I certainly can. Okay, well, you know, teach one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: There you go. It probably was around that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: my dad wouldn't have paid that much, right, but it's

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Speaker 1: the principle and get up and testify.

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Speaker 4: Yes, did you get cross examined all this?

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you it was real.

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Speaker 3: Any surprise witnesses, no missed opportunity. I know who though

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Speaker 3: anybody can be a surprise.

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Speaker 4: By this has nothing to do with it.

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Speaker 1: Surprise good if they pulled somebody, that would be incredible,

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Speaker 1: like my strange aunt.

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Speaker 4: This was in the back of the car the whole time.

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Speaker 1: I'm sad that didn't have it, but it was my

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Speaker 3: Yes, they deliberated, oh for how long?

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Speaker 1: Ten minutes? And they came back in and the look

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Speaker 4: So what ultimately what happened? You didn't get a ticket?

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Speaker 1: No, it was dismissed. I believe I didn't have to

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Speaker 1: is our right, this is our civic right. We pay

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Speaker 4: Here and you got to You got to go out

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Speaker 1: And just speed away out my seatbelt on to make.

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Speaker 3: A point immediately getting a car accident thrown from the

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Speaker 3: car check bib. The seatbelt thing never makes any sense

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Speaker 3: to me, because how is the cop ever gonna be

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Speaker 3: able to prove that quickly put it on?

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's no telling. It was his word against right.

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Speaker 1: It was his word against.

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Speaker 3: Such a losing battle. And the dirty cop can claim anybody.

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Speaker 1: And there is never I can say this with certainty.

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Speaker 1: There has never been a time where I didn't put

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Speaker 1: my people don't I'm one of those people. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand people that just start driving and you hear the

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Speaker 3: That's the ding alone, the ding annoying. I would rather Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 3: I'm not putting my life in danger, sure, but beeping

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate modern cars.

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Speaker 1: The beeping has I can't. I will drive electric vehicles.

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Speaker 1: Who were discussing none stop being every beep you can imagine.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what half.

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Speaker 3: Of them are.

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Speaker 4: I'm now opening my door with cars off. Everything's fine.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the cars beeping to tell me to watch out

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Speaker 3: for traffic, okay, hmm, unacceptable. No, the car is parked.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's actually putting me in more danger, I think,

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Speaker 3: because it's putting me on no.

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Speaker 1: Same, I'm driving and I'll hear and I'm like, what,

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Speaker 1: there's a garbage can seventy five feet to the left

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Speaker 1: of your car, and I'm like, I don't care. I

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Speaker 3: My car is enough stopping Like uh, it's like ann car,

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Speaker 3: it will stop when it doesn't need to stay.

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Speaker 1: That's how mine is too. But it's because of the

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Speaker 1: electric breaks or the.

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Speaker 3: No, this is not just the electric break, because this

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Speaker 3: was like today, I was trying. I had gone to

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Speaker 3: get my coffee. I'm pulling back out onto York Avenue boulevard.

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Speaker 4: We don't know what are called boulevard.

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Speaker 3: But somebody else is coming to pull into my new

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Speaker 3: to parallel park where I am. The car thinks that

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Speaker 3: they're flying at me, so it stops. Now I'm out

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Speaker 3: of control of.

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Speaker 1: The car, so it can control itself. It can take

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Speaker 1: over when it thinks you're not smart enough. No, mine

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Speaker 1: just had an update. This is this is West coast

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Speaker 1: I'm driving and now it'll just go. Dude, would you

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Speaker 1: like to park?

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Speaker 3: And it's just start parking driving.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to park.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: Don't take liberties.

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Speaker 4: This is our future. We're looking into the future. It's

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Speaker 4: not good.

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Speaker 1: I is going to control us all.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna just it's just going to inconveniences.

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Speaker 1: Have you gone on chat GPT yet?

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Speaker 4: Of course? Oh god, what have you used?

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Speaker 1: The kids are planning? So I asked a bunch of

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Speaker 4: Oh fantastic, And what's telling you?

447
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,520
Speaker 1: I just was curious its opinion? Sure, And I just said, like,

448
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,359
Speaker 1: what are some ways to get on my supply. And

449
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,480
Speaker 1: it was like, take this medicaid, take this supplement.

450
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 4: Things like that when you're playing a dangerous scale.

451
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,520
Speaker 1: It did say consult your medical professional before, so it's saved.

452
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Speaker 1: It's asked, okay, But I did ask it to create

453
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Speaker 1: me a menu for the week and a shopping list

454
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Speaker 1: for it, and it did it. What is it incredible?

455
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Speaker 4: What did you think of the menu?

456
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Speaker 1: It's pretty nice?

457
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Speaker 4: What's on there?

458
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Speaker 1: What kinds of uh oh? I don't eat mean? So

459
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,359
Speaker 1: it's just like keene wine.

460
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Speaker 4: Did it feel a kind of basic?

461
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 3: Very basic.

462
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,520
Speaker 4: It's not using, it's not creative.

463
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Speaker 1: But I hate meal planning. Sure, it's so stressful. It's

464
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,920
Speaker 1: the worst part of cooking in my opinion. I actually

465
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,280
Speaker 1: enjoy cooking, but the meal planning stresses me out. So

466
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Speaker 1: the fact that it laid it all out for me,

467
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I can do.

468
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Speaker 3: That is the problem with meal planning for you is

469
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Speaker 3: like you'd rather just in the moment think of something

470
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Speaker 3: to make. No.

471
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Speaker 1: I just hate the idea of like having to have

472
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Speaker 1: all of the ingredients and get them all ready and

473
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,240
Speaker 1: know that they're there, and if I forget one, what

474
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,239
Speaker 1: am I going to do now everything falls apart. So

475
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Speaker 1: I just hate the idea of knowing, like, Okay, so

476
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 1: Monday we're going to make this. Tuesday we're going to

477
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 1: make this. I hate that.

478
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Speaker 3: So for me, yeah, that doesn't make any sense because

479
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 3: I don't know what I want Wednesday. And then suddenly

480
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,920
Speaker 3: I've got lasagna on the mental.

481
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Speaker 1: And you're like, I don't feel like.

482
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Speaker 4: Right now.

483
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,360
Speaker 3: Okay, so you have used it for meal planning, You're

484
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 3: using it pretty practically.

485
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Speaker 1: I haven't done anything but that yet. What have you

486
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,639
Speaker 1: done on it?

487
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,439
Speaker 3: Just a bunch of bullshit? Yeah, I like, I'm just

488
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:43,359
Speaker 3: asking a random questions. I wanted to pilot for I

489
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 3: mean I tried that. Yeah, Like I was just like,

490
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,040
Speaker 3: is it smart enough? Is my job in danger?

491
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:48,360
Speaker 1: Yes?

492
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 4: Yes? And I will say not yet.

493
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Speaker 3: Okay, but I will say probably in six months, yes,

494
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Speaker 3: out of work.

495
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 1: The more people like us going on there and adding

496
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Speaker 1: to it.

497
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Speaker 3: It can lay out like a basic story. But then

498
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,199
Speaker 3: you look at the story you're like, yeah, this is

499
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 3: a boring This is all.

500
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 1: I saw on TikTok. A guy asked it to rap

501
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,959
Speaker 1: like eminem and explain what it's doing, and it does it.

502
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 3: It did it?

503
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 4: How well, were you impressed?

504
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, rapping is not easy.

505
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 3: Rapping is not good at it. You're good at it?

506
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm no Eminem. I don't want to

507
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 1: use him as an example.

508
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 3: He's probably he's you know, beyond his prime. Yeah, maybe

509
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 3: about twenty to thirty years Yeah.

510
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm no Kendrick Carrier beat.

511
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:43,479
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, And you were impressed by this rap? Oh yeah, okay,

512
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:44,919
Speaker 3: it creates it in a second.

513
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 4: It is.

514
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 3: I mean the speed is like, what's happening here? No

515
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 3: thought is even happening, it's just there.

516
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,880
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going to play with it more.

517
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we're all just.

518
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 1: Write me a hit pop song.

519
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 3: I mean I'm curious about AI, like starting to create

520
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 3: actual music. That's I think that's just around the corner. Wow,

521
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 3: it's all happening.

522
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: Maybe we could get AI to write you a speech

523
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: to get you out of jury duty.

524
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 3: Oh that's not a I bet it would do a

525
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 3: decent bet. It'll probably be very offensive. Well, it'll get Yeah,

526
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 3: I'm suddenly unfolding a paper and like, okay, I have

527
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 3: something i'd like to read. Know that the chat thing

528
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 3: is a little spooky to me, But what are you

529
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 3: going to do it. Seems like we're all just going

530
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 3: to give in.

531
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: I have podcast software that scans your voice, okay, and

532
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: then if you go back through, it will transcribe your

533
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 1: whole show. And then you can change a word, like

534
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: you know, you sometimes accidentally say the wrong word right,

535
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: so then you can replace your word with what you

536
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 1: meant to say, and it's in your.

537
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 4: Voice that I've never heard of something like that.

538
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 1: It's so creepy.

539
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 4: What is it called.

540
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,679
Speaker 1: It's called descript Wow. And I have a code if

541
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: anyone wants it. I have a code that will give

542
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 1: me fifty dollars to podcasts.

543
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 3: Are other interested, I'm going to use that. It's to

544
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 3: completely alter this episode. Oh great, nothing here you hear

545
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 3: will be the real thing.

546
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: So I've never done this, but I've always wanted to

547
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: do this. At the top, you have to say a

548
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: specific script, so you have to say, like, I am

549
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,959
Speaker 1: Jackie Johnson, I am giving you my voice, I am

550
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: giving permission to this app in order to use my

551
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: something like that. And then there's some other like banana hammock,

552
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: queen Latifah, like some random thing of words that you

553
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: have to say. Because I've only done my own voice.

554
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: I've never done any of my guests. Okay, wow, I

555
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: just gave it to you, so now you can use it.

556
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 3: I'm going to use it. I'm going to abuse it.

557
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 3: You can longer anything on this podcast.

558
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: You've heard of deep fakes?

559
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 3: Of course, yes, which is like weirdly the only thing

560
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 3: I ever see a deep fake of is Tom Cruise

561
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 3: doing some insane thing.

562
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 4: Are you familiar with?

563
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 3: Like what the amount of deep fakes featuring Toms him,

564
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 3: like sweater, pretty much anything you can think ofton those

565
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 3: are probably real things. The Tom Cruise is stunnton constant.

566
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 3: Do you have a bell?

567
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 4: I don't do you.

568
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: It's covered in dust. I'm gonna be honest. I bought

569
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: Won during the pandemic, like everyone, I haven't been on

570
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:10,959
Speaker 1: it in months.

571
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 3: I've been thinking of getting an exercise bike, just old

572
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 3: fashioned it out here in the yard. Yeah, I would

573
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,120
Speaker 3: love to have it just on the lawn, just kind

574
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 3: of rusty exercise.

575
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: Make it rusty.

576
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure do you remember all the wacky Oh?

577
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 1: Like, my mom had a friend that had this thing

578
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: that you strapped around you and it shook. It was

579
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: supposed to shake your just shake the fat and my

580
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,360
Speaker 1: sister and I thought it was fun like we get

581
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: in the really, but that probably like killed all my

582
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: brain cells.

583
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,199
Speaker 3: There's just no way that did anything. Of course, not

584
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: we're falling for this sort of thing over and the

585
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 3: dig master was that the thing you like squeaked with

586
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 3: lamb that feels like it probably works.

587
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: I've heard it has. Yeah, it actually works.

588
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 3: Who was the celebrity spokesperson? That was Suzanne and she

589
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 3: loves the product incredible.

590
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: Well, you know she has her pussy creams. No oh,

591
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: she has a whole to the book about keeping her

592
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: body from the menopause in order to keep like her

593
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: pussy wet. I'm not lying. Google this.

594
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 3: And she has like a line of products. Since she's

595
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 3: selling current like.

596
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: A hormone cream, what does she refer to them as?

597
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a good question. That's a good question.

598
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: Somebody let me know.

599
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 3: Is this her latest line of celebrities years ago? Okay,

600
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 3: but it's a big hit. She's still selling stuff?

601
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: Why not?

602
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 3: Because I remember just recently she was I think it

603
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 3: was on some sort of QBC or some QUBC that

604
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 3: the person invaded her backyard.

605
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 4: Did you see this? She was in Palm Springs.

606
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 3: She's in her Palm Springs a state. This guy has

607
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 3: just like climbed up the mountain and down the hill

608
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 3: and suddenly in the yard with Susanne and her husband

609
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Speaker 3: on the live stream.

610
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Speaker 4: She is remarkably calm.

611
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 3: Okay with basically a home invader situation, and she's like

612
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 3: guiding him back off the property.

613
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 4: She looks, of course incredible at eighty or whatever.

614
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 3: Those creams. You're everywhere on the places where it counts.

615
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 3: But people need to look that up. It's really I'm

616
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 3: looking it up on YouTube. This has got to be

617
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 3: on your okay, what would.

618
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: I type in Summer's Palm.

619
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Speaker 4: Spring invader yard man? Guy?

620
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Speaker 3: Uh uh? Do you ever get on YouTube? I need

621
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 3: to get on YouTube more often. I don't take advantage

622
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 3: of it the way other people do.

623
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: It's incredible.

624
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 4: It's what are you looking up on YouTube?

625
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: Well, when i'm I feel like there are three or

626
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: four videos that just live as this. Kids say rent

627
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: free sure if I need a pick me up, I'm there,

628
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 1: like what?

629
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 3: Well?

630
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: Number one is Tom Holland singing umbrella on? Was that

631
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: carry off the drop the mic?

632
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 4: He's singing Rihanna?

633
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: Have you not seen that? Oh? My Get out of.

634
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 3: Here Jackie video and at least has seen it. I

635
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 3: find Tom Holland very annoying.

636
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: Okay, then you might not like this one.

637
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 3: I don't want to see him singing her iconic hit.

638
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 3: You don't understand unless he's embarrassing it like a person

639
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 3: who has not seen the clip.

640
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: Am I right? It's incredible. It's incredible. It has two

641
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty billion view like for real, it's incredible.

642
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: But the other one that might be more of your ouse.

643
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 4: Okay.

644
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 1: Kristin Chenowith singing at the Hollywood Ball pulls a person

645
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: on stage just sing with her, and she's incredible, and

646
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: they do it. They do for good, a duet full

647
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: duet for good. I sob every time. If I need

648
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: to have faith in the world, I watch it. I

649
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: just watch it a few days ago.

650
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe that's something I might be able to look up.

651
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm trying to I'm desperate to

652
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: find I don't get into ASMR. I hate it too,

653
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 3: but I realized something a little while ago. ASMR for

654
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 3: me is when you go to like a museum, or

655
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 3: you're at like a somewhere where they have to pull

656
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 3: out a map and draw on it where you need

657
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 3: to go. Yes to me, my brain melts while like

658
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 3: a museum guide is like, okay, you need to go here,

659
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 3: and you hear the highlighter or the pen on the paper.

660
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 3: There are a couple on YouTube, yeah, and they are terrible.

661
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 4: I need more people to do that.

662
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: Why don't you start one?

663
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 4: Maybe I should tell people how to get to my

664
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 4: house or something.

665
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: Well, no, you could pick anywhere.

666
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. You just get a man anywhere. But

667
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 4: you do you know the feeling I'm describing.

668
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: Yes, of course you know. And this is a little

669
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: industry insider. But you know when you go on a

670
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: studio a lot and you sign it.

671
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Speaker 4: I know. I've considered it almost like somebody to.

672
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: Know just so you get to see the guy give

673
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: you the highlighter.

674
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 4: I love it.

675
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes it.

676
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is.

677
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 3: I think it's like there's something about the person knowing

678
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 3: and being very being an authority and knowing like this

679
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 3: is where.

680
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 4: You need to go.

681
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 3: This is the confidence, and then there's a little bit

682
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 3: of the scratching on the paper. I love it. Okay,

683
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 3: I need the community to rise up and make those

684
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 3: videos for me.

685
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: Okay, but I also think maybe you could do them

686
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: because you could monetize. Honey, we're all about them.

687
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 4: I've got to monetize something.

688
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:52,959
Speaker 1: No, I'm telling them.

689
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 4: Falling apart.

690
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: The most watched YouTube video, I believe is an account

691
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: where a guy just unboxes toys. Of course, he makes

692
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: who knows how much a lot.

693
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 3: And he's probably involved in some horrible dark web human

694
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 3: trafficking or something.

695
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: These people get all those toys some to something, So

696
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I mean, speaking of unboxing, yeah,

697
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: I think.

698
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 3: Look, Jackie, Yeah, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. I was so excited

699
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 3: for you to be here, so I was so happy too.

700
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 3: It's like, we're gonna have a wonderful.

701
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: Time getting to know each other.

702
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 3: We're just gonna chat for a while. I'll wrap up

703
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 3: the podcast and we'll go on with our lives. So

704
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 3: you know what the podcast is called. I said, no gifts,

705
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 3: and you are a podcast professional.

706
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 4: I thought Jackie is going to play it safe here. Yeah,

707
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 4: she's on the right side of the lawn.

708
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: I'm a rule follower.

709
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 4: To the very end. A little bird is absolutely getting

710
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 4: in the podcast right now.

711
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: Hi, did he sign his waiver?

712
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 3: He didn't so he's gonna have to edit out to

713
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 3: blur his voice.

714
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 4: I'm not letting that birds to me.

715
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 3: Uh No, I was very excited for you to be here,

716
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 3: so I was, in a word, a little shaken when

717
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 3: you come, you know, strutting up the back up into

718
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 3: the backyard holding a gorgeous gift bag.

719
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

720
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 4: That I will just say up right now is obviously

721
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 4: for me. What you have to say for yourself.

722
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: You know, Southern etiquette sometimes will trump rolls. Oh interesting,

723
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: So I'm a Southern woman. We bring a present when

724
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: we enter a home.

725
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't know that that would hold up in

726
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 3: I don't maybe lawyer, I think I'm.

727
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: Going from two thousand and two. I'm gonna call him

728
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: and see if he's still in practice.

729
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 4: I hope not.

730
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 3: This guy will take any any court case. H Well,

731
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 3: do you want me to open it's in this kind

732
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 3: of beautiful blue bag?

733
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 4: Should I open it?

734
00:31:52,920 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: Here on the Yeah, you have to read the card.

735
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 4: First, okay.

736
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 3: And I'll also say that the bag has some little

737
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 3: stickers on it to say, hey, thanks for being awesome

738
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 3: your outfit today wow?

739
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 4: Just wow?

740
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 3: Which I feel like, is you put that on the

741
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 3: horse inspirational? Yeah? Right, and you are the best of

742
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 3: the best of the best of the pens.

743
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: You know why that's there? Why there was a little

744
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: smudge on the back.

745
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 4: Well, what was the smudge? It was making I love another.

746
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: Sticker, and I said, I'm gonna give it a little flair.

747
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 3: It looks great, thought it was fun.

748
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna help you notice detail.

749
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna get the card out. Okay, and the

750
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 3: beautiful pink envelopes bridge with a little.

751
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 4: Heart over this.

752
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: Yes, so descriptive.

753
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 4: The listener needs to know.

754
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: And there's some SMR happening right now that you know.

755
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: Some people hate it. It puts him on edge.

756
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:01,959
Speaker 4: All a s m R.

757
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't believe you just lost listeners.

758
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 3: I know half our audience putting their electric cars just drove.

759
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: Off the road.

760
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 4: Okay. Ooh I love that Crispy Crispy envelope. Now we're

761
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 4: pulling out.

762
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 3: Oh I love this car.

763
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,479
Speaker 1: I got that in an estate sale, you did, I

764
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: love estate sales.

765
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 4: We're gonna get okay, in a minute, then, okay, it's

766
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 4: got little What is that a cookie boots?

767
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: Have you seen that play? Have you seen that Cookie boots?

768
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 4: Cookie Boots Okay, I'm opening up, Bridger. Thank you for

769
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 4: having me over. Happy New Year. I saw this and

770
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 4: thought of you love Jackie Jay.

771
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: Isn't that nice?

772
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 4: I do love.

773
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you didn't want to gam and you didn't

774
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: want a gift.

775
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm there you. I'm embarrassed. I'm just gonna say

776
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 3: publicly right now, I'm apologizing to you. I'm also going

777
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 3: to apologize to the residents of Washington, d C. I

778
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 3: feel like recently on an episode, I said it's a

779
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 3: boring city.

780
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 4: I spoke at it. There's every city's.

781
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: Got My second husband is from DC.

782
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 4: Okay, well, then I want you to say something nice

783
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 4: about Washington, d C.

784
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: Right now, the cherry blossoms in the spring, so I

785
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: need to go in the spring to dive for and

786
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:21,760
Speaker 1: I love.

787
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 4: I'm going to say I love the restaurant, unconventional diner.

788
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 1: But the museums are beautiful.

789
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 4: I'm I'm now I love Washington.

790
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: We've turned, but we've turned.

791
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 4: Listeners reached out, and I felt terrible.

792
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, every city's got something, Yes, okay.

793
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: Every city's got something for sure.

794
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 4: I love these cards.

795
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: Yes, So I love estate sales and when I find

796
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: what I call a kooky lady estates. I go immediately

797
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: to her cards, I go to her jewelry. There's certain

798
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: things I go to and I love seeing their boxes

799
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: of cars that they didn't use and they and I

800
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: love an empty car that I can use for anything.

801
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: And this it was perfect. It's kookie boot card.

802
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 4: Do you know which particular estate sale you got this from?

803
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 1: It was a Jewish woman in Northridge.

804
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 4: Wow, you went all the way to Northridge.

805
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: I used to live in Van Nuys, so it wasn't

806
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 1: so far. Now I only go to ones nearby.

807
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 4: How long I'm going to in a state sale.

808
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 1: It's been a while before I had a baby six

809
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: months ago before that, and I was seeing how long

810
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: I could make it into the show before I brought

811
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: my child up. I did pretty good.

812
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 3: I've been kind of silently lipping yes to keep it.

813
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: Please please, No, it's actually nice to talk about something

814
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: other than that. So before that, though, I was going

815
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: every weekend, every other weekend.

816
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 4: Wow, that's impressive.

817
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 3: And are you going to estatesales dot biz or whatever

818
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 3: net dot net? That's right, it's very fun. I love

819
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 3: going to an estate sale, but I feel like I've

820
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 3: got bad luck at them or something, yeah, or maybe

821
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 3: I'm looking for the wrong thing.

822
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: What are you looking for?

823
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 4: Nothing?

824
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't go with the plan. Yeah, but I

825
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 3: think going with the plan is going to lead to disappointment.

826
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: I don't go with a plan either. There are profaneals

827
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: and I see them on TikTok. The professionals go in

828
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: and they drive a long way, they go early. I

829
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: can't do that. I'm not interested. I go and if

830
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: anything tickles my bell, I will buy it. Maybe a record,

831
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: maybe a sack of cards.

832
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 3: Right, And for me, it's a little bit more of

833
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 3: the voyeur aspect. I love being in a stranger's house,

834
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: especially a mansion.

835
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: There are some interesting ones.

836
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 4: WHOA. There are some that are truly have not been

837
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 4: touched in.

838
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 1: Decadeses shag carpet, yes, five inches thick.

839
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 4: A surprising amount of them are like this.

840
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 3: The one I went to most recently, I think, was

841
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 3: in Beverly Hills and it was like this house touch

842
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 3: was nineteen seventy eight.

843
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,240
Speaker 1: Yes, it's which I love. I went to one semi

844
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: close to hear an ego rock that was really really kooky,

845
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: and it was a person who collected LGBT photography.

846
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: Oh so like like nude photography, tasteful, unt, tasteful, distaste.

847
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: Straight up pornographic. And I'm not judging, I'm not sex shaming,

848
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: deserving it, of course, but it was quite jarring to

849
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: enter the bathroom and there was I believe it's BOUKACKI

850
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: is the term, okay, photographs of a boucocky man.

851
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 4: Like just like really all over the bathroom.

852
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: And apparently they're famous because I've shown them. I was

853
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: at a at a baby shower discussing this with an

854
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: art collector and I showed her and she said, oh,

855
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: that's a bloody, bloody blot like a famous photographer. And

856
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: this is a whole genre of art I'm unfortunately not

857
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 1: very familiar with. And people were buying it.

858
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 3: Well, it's art, Yes, people need it for their bathrooms, Yes, exactly.

859
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 4: A shock future estate sale.

860
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: That was definitely an interesting one. I mean wall to wall,

861
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: ceiling to floor.

862
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 4: And only in the bathroom, no, everywhere, and.

863
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: Then the closets were open. There was leather.

864
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 3: So this person was just really into it. This person

865
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 3: had a whole life. Yes, good for that.

866
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: I did buy it.

867
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 4: They die in an.

868
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 3: Act, I don't know.

869
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 4: Interesting.

870
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: That's the one thing about the estate sales that I

871
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: don't like to think about the death. Why they're not well?

872
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: Some of them I think might be in a home.

873
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 3: Oh like forced out of their greedy children.

874
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, the children are saying, I'm gonna flip this,

875
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:25,959
Speaker 1: put into counters reader. The bathrooms make a mint. Sad

876
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: but true.

877
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:27,919
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's true.

878
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 3: The housing market, uh yeah, this housing market, my god,

879
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 3: that's it's slowing down.

880
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 2: It is.

881
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: But the interest rates.

882
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 4: Oh.

883
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 3: I tried to go to Alex Trebek's estate. Did you

884
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 3: go because the ridiculous it was absurd, pregnant, the exhaust.

885
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 4: You were in no shape.

886
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: Alex be lived on a very busy street. I know

887
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: you think he would have a little more privacy.

888
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 3: I thought he would be in like a locked community.

889
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: No, right off the main road. And the exhaust was

890
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: making me sick. I said, I have to leave.

891
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 4: But you did wait to line for a minute.

892
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: Probably ten minutes, and I bailed.

893
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 4: Was moving, I said, not happening.

894
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: I know I was so, but I really wanted to

895
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: go in. I wanted to buy. Why did he have

896
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: all that jeopardy merch?

897
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 4: Why or where?

898
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: Why?

899
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 4: What? He did have a lot of jeopardy merch.

900
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: He had an entire closet full of Jeopardy sweatshirts, T shirt.

901
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 4: So interesting is that for like tricker treaters.

902
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's fun.

903
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 3: It's like, uh, what's his wife said? I can't remember.

904
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 3: Go get some sweatshirts. The kids are hares.

905
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: Well, And that would be so fun. If you went

906
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: to Alexra rex house instead of getting like a kit

907
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: cat bar, you got a Jeopardy sweatshirt.

908
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 4: And you could buy on the sony lot.

909
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: That would be I would love that. I would have

910
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: gone there.

911
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 4: I would have bought it.

912
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,760
Speaker 1: I wanted to one chotiki on my shelf, a vase

913
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: or something, and then when people come over they go, oh,

914
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: what lovely balls, And I said, oh thank he was

915
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,399
Speaker 1: Alextra Backs. I just wanted that.

916
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 4: Wait, no, the line was moving around the blog I was.

917
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: It was disrespect.

918
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 4: It was disrespect and I'm.

919
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 1: Not getting up. That's my thing. I'm not gonna let

920
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: inconvenience my day.

921
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 4: No, no, no no.

922
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: So if I get there and there's a line, I'm out.

923
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 3: Of course, there's nothing in one of those houses that's

924
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 3: worth me waiting in line. No, I agree, unless it's

925
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 3: like a genuine magic Genie lamp. But it'll go quick.

926
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 4: It'll go quick.

927
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 3: Oh the thing you want, of course, you'll get to

928
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 3: the line and then it'll be like, oh, we have

929
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 3: some curtains left. There's like an old tablecloth, some dusty shoes, notes,

930
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,399
Speaker 3: and don't forget the medicine cabinet. There might be something

931
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 3: in there, an old shave razor or something.

932
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: I went to one and it ended up being nothing.

933
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: You weren't allowed to buy anything except for this one

934
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: little corner. And I went in and I was like, oh,

935
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: kettlebells from my home GYP. Don't touch that. That's not

936
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: for sale.

937
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 4: And I was like, what did they a sale?

938
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: Nothing like one table full of ugly picture frames. And

939
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, what am I doing here? Why did you

940
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: go on a staysales dot net?

941
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 3: Take that stuff to goodwill? Leave us out, pack it up,

942
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 3: put it bucks. Okay, I have not opened the gift yet.

943
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 3: The listener is so mad at me. Yeah, and they're

944
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 3: mad at on a lease. They're mad at you there

945
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 3: boycotting the network. I've got to open everyone's so many

946
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 3: of my listeners are dead.

947
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: You're watching the graph of the listener. Just decline, decline.

948
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 3: Okay, please pulling out of the thing.

949
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 1: Once again, I thought of you tissue, Yes, oh more, Okay,

950
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,959
Speaker 1: hey here it is to shoe here here and going

951
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: in bag.

952
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 4: It's a friend's twenty twenty three calendar. This is a

953
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 4: new calendar.

954
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: Honey, we're ready for the new year, aren't we.

955
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 3: We're absolutely. I don't know that I'm ready for the

956
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 3: new year. Look, by the time this is out, it

957
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 3: will be end of January. So at least the listeners like,

958
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 3: thank god the month is over.

959
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 4: I don't know.

960
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: I'm press.

961
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 3: I look at Annalise every time we schedule a recording, like,

962
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 3: what when is this coming out?

963
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 4: When is our schedule?

964
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 1: That's what's nice about having help a producer to help you.

965
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 3: You did yours all by yourself, which to me is

966
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 3: bad breaking.

967
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: I now it was. It really took the fun out

968
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: of it, for sure.

969
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 3: I mean I was telling you was on the podcast

970
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 3: or before this, I wasn't like I was booking at

971
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 3: some point and then I was like, this is too stressful.

972
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a lot.

973
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 4: Were talking June when we were talking about.

974
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,439
Speaker 1: This last year. It was last year we were talking

975
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 1: about that.

976
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 4: Uh, it's hard that you have a.

977
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: Chapstick but I believe it's falling out of your pocket,

978
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,760
Speaker 1: and I don't want it to hit the ground.

979
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 4: Thanks for walking out there, go. I might leave it there. No,

980
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 4: I'm going to pick it up.

981
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 3: I'm going to pick it up. I'm going to set

982
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 3: it on the table. The chapstick is not the host

983
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 3: of the podcast.

984
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: We are you a Friends fan?

985
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 4: A Friends fan?

986
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a weird relationship reaction. I have a

987
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 3: really weird relationship with broth. Friends came out when I

988
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 3: was like late elementary, maybe early middle.

989
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 4: School probably uh, same from Afar.

990
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 3: I was obsessed with the huh. Was not really allowed

991
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 3: to watch it, Okay, probably so. I've probably seen a

992
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 3: total of ten Friends episodes. I did play and I've

993
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 3: probably said this on this podcast a thousand times. I

994
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 3: played the theme song at a piano resite, okay, that

995
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 3: memorized it. Loved the theme song, catchy tune catch I

996
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 3: called in and requested the rembrands on at B ninety

997
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 3: eight point seven in probably seventh grade. Don't think they

998
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 3: played my request. I loved the song.

999
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 4: Obviously was very invested in Ross and Rachel. I love Phoebe.

1000
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 3: But I couldn't tell you how many episodes I've actually

1001
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 3: ever seen Wow, and now as an adult, it's a

1002
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 3: little like a relic it.

1003
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: Actually some of the stuff doesn't hold out, sure, but

1004
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: the comedy holds out. Okay, I just rewatched the entire series.

1005
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 3: Wow, which is how many episodes? Do you think it

1006
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 3: was three hundred four hundred episodes?

1007
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but it was a lot.

1008
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 4: Well, it's probably twenty four episodes a.

1009
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:56,479
Speaker 1: Season at that time.

1010
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a lot of episodes, which is about what

1011
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 3: one hundred and something hours of TV. You watched the

1012
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 3: whole thing from beginning to dip? Yeah, how was that experience?

1013
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: It was incredible? It was so fun.

1014
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 3: Did you have to was it incredible from the beginning

1015
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 3: or did you have to like get into that now?

1016
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: It starts off very fast and good.

1017
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 3: The first episode I just walked rewatched a little while ago,

1018
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 3: and it was fun.

1019
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: No, it's fun. The first season is incredible television, truly.

1020
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 4: Does it ever go downhill? Yes?

1021
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: When I want to say, like, it dips and then

1022
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: it comes back, So there's a dip. I want to

1023
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: say season seven eight. Okay, it dips, but it's still good.

1024
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: It's just it was so good before that the graph

1025
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: has been thrown off.

1026
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 4: Can you put your finger on what was going wrong

1027
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 4: with it?

1028
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: I think it just listen. That's a long time to

1029
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,760
Speaker 1: keep a show going. And again, it was so good.

1030
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: How can you stay on? What goes up must come down?

1031
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,359
Speaker 1: We all know, yes, and it just to sustain that

1032
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: level of comedy is really difficult. Yes, and it dipped.

1033
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: It was still funny, but it just wasn't like I

1034
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 1: think some of the first episodes there's a laugh every minute.

1035
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 4: That's so impressive, really impossible.

1036
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: It's and my husband had never watched.

1037
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,240
Speaker 4: It, okay.

1038
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 3: So that's what I'm curious about, because he doesn't have

1039
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 3: any like nostalgia attack.

1040
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: No, he had never seen it. He grew up in

1041
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: a quote unquote Seinfeldt House. Oh interesting, So he had

1042
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: never watched it, okay, And I said, you're missing out,

1043
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: and so he agreed to take this journey with me,

1044
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: and it's on his reil Max and so we just

1045
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 1: start watching it and he loved it.

1046
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 4: And did he have to like adjust to it or anything.

1047
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: Or I'm telling you. He watched the finale, and then

1048
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: we watched the reunion, and then I caught him watching

1049
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: the pilot again he said I missed them. Oh, I'm

1050
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: telling you it's the pilot. Is great.

1051
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe I need to just start going through it.

1052
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: I'm curious clip it to the back here, not to

1053
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: spoil what is coming for you each mom. So this

1054
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: is kind of a janky calendar. I would clearly this

1055
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: was just a cheap.

1056
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 4: Calendar. I don't know is it official or is it bootleg?

1057
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: I think it's a bootleg. So this image on the

1058
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: front I believe was a rolling Stone photo. It's not

1059
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: from the show. So I'm like, why is this one

1060
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: of the months when it's supposed to be the show?

1061
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: And then it has that impact font kind of they're trying.

1062
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 4: To make Yeah, it's the ume.

1063
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: Yes, and some of them aren't accurate. The words aren't correct,

1064
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: and I'm just like.

1065
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 3: Eh, this was probably created by AI? Should I read it?

1066
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: Probably was created by AI. I'm curious, as a fair

1067
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: weather watcher if any of these resonate, Like, do you

1068
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: recognize any of these iconic moments?

1069
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 3: Okay, so the first one says that it's the our friends. Yes,

1070
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 3: it's only four of our friends. Actually Monica is missing.

1071
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go.

1072
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 3: They're all poking their heads out from behind the door.

1073
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 3: They must be looking at Monica.

1074
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: Okay.

1075
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 3: Uh and it says the floating heads have a point?

1076
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 4: Is that from the show?

1077
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: Yes, But as a person who's seen every episode multiple times,

1078
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: that doesn't ring my.

1079
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 4: Best not anyone's catch phrase.

1080
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not in my opinion, which is subjective, not

1081
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: an iconic moment I would put.

1082
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 4: On account, especially the first.

1083
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: Month exactly January is coming in hot.

1084
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, so then we've got to have you doing that.

1085
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, yes, we know that, We've got Joey, we

1086
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 3: have uh Ross, Yes, yes, Ross looks like he's wearing

1087
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 3: a woman's shirt, so that's the joke.

1088
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: So that's the joke there. I will say the homophobia,

1089
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: the casual homophobia, does a lot of It's honestly a lot.

1090
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: So that was something that was cringe rewatching. But in

1091
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: this episode, Ross is wearing a female shirt and that's

1092
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: why Joey is hitting on him.

1093
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 3: Okay, because in the nineties, America's homophone.

1094
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly, So again, not a great choice.

1095
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 2: For the.

1096
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 3: Come on, read the room. Okay, then we've got a pivot, pivot, pivot.

1097
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know pivot? No, okayalast do you Knowvo.

1098
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 4: This doesn't work for on a lease.

1099
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: Someone out there is laughing in their car.

1100
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,240
Speaker 3: Someone out there is remembering this moment.

1101
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 1: Pivot is what probably prompted us to watch All the Friends,

1102
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: because as we were moving into our home, we were

1103
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: moving all our furniture. I kept saying to my husband, Pivot, Pivot,

1104
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: and he'd looked at me like I was insane. I'm like,

1105
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: you've never seen Friends, and he's like, no, Pivot is

1106
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: an iconic moment. Okay, so everyone check it out.

1107
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 4: Pivot. Okay, so that one makes sense.

1108
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 3: Yes, Next up we have Ross baring his teeth and

1109
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 3: it says I whitened them.

1110
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 4: Yes, so he obviously whitened his teeth.

1111
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: There's an episode where Ross whitens his teeth too much.

1112
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 3: Okay, I feel like whitening your teeth it what do

1113
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 3: you think is always too much?

1114
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 4: Yes, it's always so obvious?

1115
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but this is comically obvious. See the episode.

1116
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 4: Okay, look for the episode.

1117
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, now we've gotten Now this I mean, and

1118
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 3: this is familiar to me, not from the show, but

1119
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 3: because it's become such amazingly could I be wearing more clothes?

1120
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 1: See. I thought it was could I be wearing any

1121
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: more clothes? And the fact that they left out any

1122
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: was troubling to me.

1123
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, so is that Chandler?

1124
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: Could I be wearing any more clothes? So I'm like,

1125
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: who did this calendar? But then I started second guessing myself.

1126
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could goole and let me not.

1127
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,280
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but yes, this is again top

1128
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: five most iconic Friends moment for sure.

1129
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 4: Should I keep going through this?

1130
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, only if you think your audience will find.

1131
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 4: This a music anymore?

1132
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 3: On Jackie is doing a victory. You should have done

1133
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 3: this calendar. This must be on a face.

1134
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 4: It's absolutely GBT made this calendar. Chat GPT make a

1135
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 4: friend's calendar for me?

1136
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 3: I bet it could, Honestly, if that's probably what it is.

1137
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 3: This feels like sub chat GPT to be honest, relieve they.

1138
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: Left out the word on the most arguably the most

1139
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: iconic moment of Friends.

1140
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 3: Right, even I know I've only seen a few of

1141
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 3: the episodes gave away.

1142
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 4: We're gonna skip around here, let's see.

1143
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: Any something else kind of why do you read them

1144
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 1: and see if anything resonates?

1145
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 3: If he doesn't share food, Hi, I'm Chandler. I make

1146
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 3: jokes when I'm uncomfortable hug for her role for you.

1147
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 4: What does not even mean?

1148
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 1: It's a long story? Say it, say we are unagi.

1149
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: I would argue Nogi is a big moment.

1150
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 3: Okay, big moment. How so is that Phoebe saying that? Yes, okay,

1151
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 3: that makes sense to me.

1152
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: It's I could I could tell you the whole episode

1153
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: if you'd lie like Josh.

1154
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 4: But let's get a chat bet chat GPT summary.

1155
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: You know what I want chat GBT to write a

1156
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: friends back.

1157
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 4: Oh, it's probably already has I.

1158
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: Would love to read it. I bet it would basically

1159
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: just be this calendar, interior, Central Perk, Joey walks in

1160
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,240
Speaker 1: how You're doing? It writes itself, It writes itself.

1161
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 4: There are two hundred and thirty episodes to pick from.

1162
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 4: I mean to pull from.

1163
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do that when I get home, the routine

1164
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 3: you love Me and waiting for Santa, like that's from

1165
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 3: the show. That's just.

1166
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: This calendar is a mess. This is this calendar is

1167
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 1: a damn mess.

1168
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 4: And it's well, maybe this is from a Christmas episode.

1169
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: I don't think it is.

1170
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 4: It's Monica and Chandler just laying in bed.

1171
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, this is the worst calendar that I've

1172
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 1: ever seen. You're welcome.

1173
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 4: By the way, where did you get this from?

1174
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 2: So?

1175
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,760
Speaker 1: I was at the Glendale Gallera.

1176
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,439
Speaker 4: Okay, I love the gallery too.

1177
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,280
Speaker 1: So many Boba t options.

1178
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 3: Oh they're a billion I'm not a Boba tea drinker. Textually,

1179
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 3: it doesn't work for me.

1180
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: Bring it on, bring them all on. Anyway, I was

1181
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: walking and there was this little curio shop, if you will,

1182
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,879
Speaker 1: and I went in and got some holiday gifts. And

1183
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: when I checked out, the lovely cashier said, well, if

1184
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: you spend five more dollars, you get fifteen dollars off.

1185
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not a mathematician, but that sounds like a

1186
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: pretty lubratic deal. So I said, what in the store

1187
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: is five dollars? And she said, all these calendars and

1188
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 1: they had fifty everyone's to choose. They had Harry Potter,

1189
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: they had kittens, they had and I said, I like friends,

1190
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: I'll take the friends one. So then I got it

1191
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: home and I looked, took a look at it, and

1192
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: I said, this is wonky, Like could I be wearing

1193
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: more clothes waiting for Santa? This isn't even accurate. So

1194
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: I said, I might put this in a pile for

1195
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:25,280
Speaker 1: donations to slash. Maybe a nice presence for a new friend.

1196
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a perfect gift.

1197
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 1: Were new friends had friends. It says it right here,

1198
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: and I wanted to come give you just a little

1199
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 1: welcome gift.

1200
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 4: And my friend shifted it out.

1201
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 3: I would have been like, this is an accurate fast

1202
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 3: and you might hang it up.

1203
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 4: Gorgeous pictures pixelated.

1204
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, really bad gold.

1205
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 3: Uh. It does have uh, this is kind of a

1206
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 3: fun calendar in a way that it has all those

1207
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 3: kind of phony holidays.

1208
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 1: Built into National Donut Day.

1209
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 3: And things like ice cream sandwich Wow, which is well

1210
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 3: August fourth, August fourth.

1211
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 1: Good to know this year August fourth?

1212
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 4: Okay, what's uh? Let's look towards January.

1213
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 3: What do we have? We've got Popcorn Day, opposite day,

1214
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 3: Hot Sauce Day, January twenty.

1215
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: Sixth, Anything good happening on that day?

1216
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 3: Seeing anything for the listener to be enjoying the nineteenth

1217
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 3: yesterday was opposite corn Day. The nineteenth is pop quardaka

1218
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 3: headed up listener, You've got backwards Day on the thirtieth.

1219
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 3: Wonder what we do on backwards close?

1220
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 4: Walk back?

1221
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: Maybe we drive backwards.

1222
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 3: Drive backwards, sure, I mean, there are so many things

1223
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 3: you can do in reverse. And then we've got to

1224
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 3: send a card to a friend day on the seventh

1225
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 3: of February.

1226
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: That's a nice sighting.

1227
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 4: This is blown it, I mean, like, who, yeah.

1228
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:49,280
Speaker 1: This was a I did this. I'm convinced. I'm convinced.

1229
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: I mean, look, they cut them off in the photo.

1230
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 1: The photo isn't even framed correctly. What is this?

1231
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 4: This over day machine?

1232
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 1: I overpaid?

1233
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 3: Also, December thirty first, apparently is not New Year's Eve.

1234
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 3: It's make up your mind Day? What do they even

1235
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 3: they did get Christmas on here? Oh my gosh, but

1236
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 3: make up your mind day? Do they have make up

1237
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,240
Speaker 3: your simply don't have Thanksgiving? Oh? Wow?

1238
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 4: Common sense day is November fourth?

1239
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 1: Okay, good to know. What's your birthday?

1240
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,240
Speaker 4: October ninth?

1241
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: Anything good happening on that day? Happening there?

1242
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 4: What's your birthday?

1243
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: November twenty first? So are you a libra?

1244
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 4: I'm a libra?

1245
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 1: What are scorpios?

1246
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 4: Scorpio?

1247
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 1: Last day? But accounts?

1248
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 4: November twenty first? You got nothing.

1249
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,879
Speaker 3: The closest thing you've got is November nineteenth. I can't

1250
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 3: believe this is on here? International Men's Day?

1251
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 1: Are you joking? What is this calendar.

1252
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 4: Created by itself?

1253
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: This is the worst calendar I've ever seen.

1254
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 4: Your welcome created a friend?

1255
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 1: International Men's Day? Is that real?

1256
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 3: I think that's the day when a bunch of gross.

1257
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: Yes Fatiki Torch creeps.

1258
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 4: Oh god, Birthday August third.

1259
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:09,399
Speaker 1: Leo, let's look that tracks what I just seeing?

1260
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 3: I want to get me nothing not August fourth, ice

1261
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 3: cream Sandwich Day.

1262
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh well you could celebrate that by midnight. This is

1263
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:25,399
Speaker 1: a real This one's cut off too. What is this?

1264
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 2: Oh?

1265
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 1: Can I tell you a funny story? So we're rewatching Friends.

1266
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: I believe it was shot in standard.

1267
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 3: Styes, rard, yes, ratio.

1268
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: We were watching it in I guess we all have

1269
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: wide screened. Back in the later seasons, when everyone was

1270
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: super rich and phoning it into an extent, they would

1271
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: leave for their reverse shots and have extras be there.

1272
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:55,240
Speaker 1: And there was a full scene where Ross was talking

1273
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 1: to Monica and it was some random woman and I

1274
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: literally pause. It was like, what the fuck? And that

1275
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: kept happening. Isn't that funny? I know it was, so

1276
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,879
Speaker 1: of course tiktoked it. Of course made a moment. You're

1277
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 1: on TikTok to get viral?

1278
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,280
Speaker 4: Did it go viral?

1279
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 3: Oh?

1280
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 4: What a shame.

1281
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 1: I going viral is honestly terrifying. I haven't had anything

1282
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: like really go viral, but it's terrifying.

1283
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:22,760
Speaker 4: Oh you've got Suddenly everyone's looking.

1284
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,439
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's all fun and games when

1285
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: people that know you and support you think you're funny,

1286
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 1: but then when you cross into that other water.

1287
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:35,240
Speaker 3: Context, it can get horrified. Yes, suddenly everyone's out for blood.

1288
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,359
Speaker 3: Do you have a friend, favorite friend?

1289
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: Well, if I was a friend, I'm Chandler.

1290
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 4: You're Chandler. And what does that mean?

1291
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: Well, I think we both come from broken homes with

1292
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 1: parental trauma.

1293
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 4: Okay, sure, Like.

1294
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 1: Many of us, we do use humors of defense. Okay,

1295
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 1: As this says I make jokes, what does it say

1296
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: something about I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.

1297
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, so that's fair.

1298
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: You go Chandler. Spoiler alert has sort of a career

1299
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: existential meltdown. At some point, quits his job and creates

1300
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: a whole new career for himself, a sort of career.

1301
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: He goes into advertising. Okay, and the whole joke of

1302
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: the first part of the show is that nobody knows

1303
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: what Chandler does for a living. He does something with numbers. Okay, sure,

1304
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: some kind of transponsor number people who.

1305
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 4: You should have made this calendar?

1306
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: I did, actually did make that home printed. So I

1307
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 1: think I'm and I'm also married to a Monica. Oh, okay, again,

1308
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: is a spoiler?

1309
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 4: And what does that mean for your husband?

1310
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 1: He is a type a clean freak, extremely competitive jewish.

1311
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 4: All right, kind of slutty, let's say that again.

1312
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: Is that kind of slutty?

1313
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 2: Oh?

1314
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 4: Kind of slutty interest?

1315
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: You could argue that she was kind of the the

1316
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: sex positive one.

1317
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 4: She was okay, interesting, I'm not I'm not fine with

1318
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 4: fine way.

1319
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: I just want to go I'm an.

1320
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 4: Ally but Monica, All.

1321
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm a Monica Ally, So I'm married to Monica. I'm

1322
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: a Chandler. But I love Phoebe. I feel like Phoebe

1323
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: and Joey are the funniest.

1324
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 4: Right, They're always there basically for comedy.

1325
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: There, Joey is so funny to play dumb is so

1326
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: hard and he does it so well right, so committed.

1327
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: He's the funniest, I would say, right, and then Lisa

1328
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 1: Kudro is right there.

1329
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 4: Lisaudro is just hilarious all times.

1330
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: But they're all so good. I'm telling you, I guess

1331
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: I like to give it a bottle. Watch the pilot.

1332
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 1: Just watch the pilot.

1333
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 4: I need to watch more than the pilot. I've seen

1334
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 4: the pilot enough.

1335
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: Keep watching that. Keep watching, right, keep watching that first

1336
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 1: season is fire, Okay, I'll say it fire.

1337
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 4: I got a pedicure yesterday. I want to talk to you.

1338
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 3: I want to ask you about this because I feel

1339
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 3: like you're kind of an expert. Yes, I do this

1340
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 3: about once a year, like I should get a petticate myself,

1341
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 3: and it's never nice. Yeah, is that kind of par

1342
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 3: for the course with pedicures?

1343
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 1: Well, where'd you? What did you get? Because there's usually tears.

1344
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 4: I mean, this is my other problem.

1345
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1346
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 3: I say I'm gonna go out of my way and

1347
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 3: do something nice for myself. I show up the place,

1348
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 3: and of course my brain takes over and I say

1349
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 3: give me, I mean basically abuse me.

1350
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'll.

1351
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 4: Pay you to hurt me.

1352
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: Yes, because it is work. Yes, beauty is pain. That's

1353
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: something a lot of people don't know. But yes, you

1354
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,959
Speaker 1: have to sweat for your art. You have to put

1355
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: in the work to get results.

1356
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 4: And I say, give me the bare minimum. I don't

1357
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 4: care if I live or die.

1358
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: Yes, the problem, there's your problem. If you upgrade to

1359
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: the top one, they most like you.

1360
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 4: Will give you a good ruby.

1361
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 1: They'll put some lovely scented things on you. They'll probably

1362
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: put warm towels up and down the legs, and they

1363
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:54,919
Speaker 1: do a scrub. They'll do different lotions and oils and things.

1364
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 1: It'll feel really nice, pamper your skin. So yeah, and

1365
00:59:59,000 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: also the.

1366
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 3: Place get to a panic because I'm like yelp, you

1367
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 3: can no longer know for anything.

1368
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 4: They need to shut there.

1369
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: You're dancing with the devil on yelps.

1370
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 4: No review can be trusted.

1371
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: Well, who do you know that wrights yelps? That's the

1372
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 1: person you're trusting. I don't write yelps, and I'm a

1373
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 1: taste maker. What did I tell you?

1374
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 4: And people usually when they have a good experience, don't

1375
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 4: go to.

1376
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 3: Exactly, only when exactly.

1377
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: And also if you read the reviews, you can tell

1378
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 1: that person is unhinged and having a bad day and

1379
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: complete Like one star. I called and the woman said

1380
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 1: that they had no appointments that day. I'm never returning.

1381
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 1: I'm like you didn't even go there. Okay, like this

1382
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 1: is what you're working with.

1383
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 4: It's a bad website, bad app.

1384
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 1: It doesn't help. You have to go word of mouth

1385
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 1: orferral from a person you trust in every regard, every

1386
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 1: every time you need anything.

1387
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 4: In this world. Where should I go for a pedicure.

1388
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 1: And blush butte and Pasadena?

1389
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, how do you spell that?

1390
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:05,439
Speaker 1: It's kind of a weird spelling. E M B l U.

1391
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 3: S h E A U t E.

1392
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 4: It's good.

1393
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: Yes, go see Tony. Okay, Tony, Tony go. I mean

1394
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 1: now I don't have my nails now I stopped them

1395
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 1: again birth, but before that the nails were snatched. And

1396
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 1: Tony does the best manicure in town. Okay, easily, easily.

1397
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: I've had many nails.

1398
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 4: But it doesn't does he do a good pedicure?

1399
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a beautiful facility. You'll be very impressed.

1400
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 1: And you're not interested, But there are several Bubba places nearby.

1401
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 3: Maybe it'll go for a just a T. Yes, I

1402
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 3: love for me a tea.

1403
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 4: I just need a green tea, no sugar nothing.

1404
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: It's called chaw redefine what it's a t. It's incredible

1405
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 1: Tea Bridger incredible.

1406
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 4: T Chaw Redefines. And it's a tea place or a t.

1407
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: A tea place right near M Blush Beauty in Old

1408
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 1: Town Pass.

1409
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 4: What are you getting there?

1410
01:01:59,200 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: Oh?

1411
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 3: Well, I get both, okay.

1412
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: But they have regular tee though this.

1413
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 4: I know birds are beautiful. It's a rainbow of birds.

1414
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 1: So I believe they're saying, get with it, Bridger, get

1415
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 1: you some tea. Yeah, I think I I think I

1416
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 1: yelled and upset them. No, They're I'm an animal lover,

1417
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 1: so I feel horrible about that.

1418
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 4: Okay, M Blush butte Yes.

1419
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 1: And Chaw Redefine. I know the names are a little interesting.

1420
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 1: Just roll with me, Okay, I'm gonna have a whole

1421
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 1: day there.

1422
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 3: Yes, but I've gotta wait for my toenails to grow

1423
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 3: again and for your money to be repaired from yesterday's experience,

1424
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 3: which was not bad.

1425
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 4: That wasn't I.

1426
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: Understand, because if your toes were a mess, then they

1427
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 1: did have to really get in there and cut things,

1428
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 1: and it's not always fun.

1429
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 3: How much should I look to spend on a pedicure,

1430
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 3: because that's I think my other problem.

1431
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 4: I'm like, how much should be much?

1432
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 3: Bury?

1433
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 4: I think it was thirty.

1434
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, like all in with a tip. I think I

1435
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 3: paid forty two dollars to.

1436
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 1: Go to like fifty fifty treat yourself.

1437
01:02:58,440 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 4: Wow, hard time treating myself?

1438
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: Yes, such a hard I understand.

1439
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 4: But it's like once a year exactly.

1440
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 1: You're worth that.

1441
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 3: Put it away a dollar a day. By next year,

1442
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 3: I'll have enough to go to a pedicure.

1443
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: You're worth it.

1444
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 4: Okay.

1445
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 3: I think we should play a game. Okay, I'm gonna

1446
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 3: put the calendar aside. International Modern day whistle.

1447
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get ready for the game.

1448
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 3: Let's play. I want to play Gift or a Curse

1449
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 3: with you. I need a number between one and ten?

1450
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: Do I give it to?

1451
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 4: Actually?

1452
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:35,960
Speaker 3: Should we play Gift Master? What was the last game

1453
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 3: we played on? At least you have any idea? Well,

1454
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 3: then let's play Gift Master. Give me a number between

1455
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll play both.

1456
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 4: I don't know how much.

1457
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 1: If you did say we might play two.

1458
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 4: How much time do you That's not the question. I'm

1459
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 4: asking what number.

1460
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I feed my child with my

1461
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 1: body in about an hour and a half, so I'm

1462
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: on a crutch. Well, I'm picking my favorite number, which

1463
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: is three.

1464
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 3: Three, Okay, I have to do some light calculator right now,

1465
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,080
Speaker 3: you have the mic, you could promote, recommend, just do

1466
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 3: whatever you want.

1467
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 4: To be right back.

1468
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see. Oh gosh, the pressure. Some people want

1469
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: it all, but that don't.

1470
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 3: One nothing it all. We're gonna have to cut that

1471
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 3: out of the episode. Really, we don't have the rights

1472
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 3: to that sign.

1473
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 1: I think you get like six seconds free.

1474
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 3: On at least we have six seconds of uh I

1475
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 3: want on alas to look into that. If interesting, Oh no,

1476
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 3: well we should. How about I do a parody version.

1477
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 4: I don't even think you can do that. Okay, the melody.

1478
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't want Alesia coming after us.

1479
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 3: So listener, if you're if you're not hearing this and

1480
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:39,920
Speaker 3: saying what's happened?

1481
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jack, you can explain what happened.

1482
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 1: I just sang. I don't even know why. I can

1483
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 1: say the song.

1484
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:45,439
Speaker 4: You can say the song.

1485
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: I just sang, Alicia Keys, I don't know why. I

1486
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: just popped into my head and so I just did

1487
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 1: a lovely rendition of the chorus. And apparently the big

1488
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: man upstairs gonna knock on the door. And you know what,

1489
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: We've covered enough courts stuf On this episode. We don't

1490
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 1: need to go back to court. The last thing I

1491
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 1: need is to get sued, so pull pull another twelve

1492
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: innocent people out of their jobs for the day. So

1493
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,160
Speaker 1: we'll cut that out. But I did sing for everyone

1494
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 1: and it was nice.

1495
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 3: And we are going to hope that uh six seconds

1496
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 3: can remain. Only you'll probably look into it and then

1497
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 3: you know. But music is really so.

1498
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: Awful Instagram and TikTok you can use music all the

1499
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,439
Speaker 1: time for anything you want.

1500
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:28,120
Speaker 3: You can basically drag the artists out of their home,

1501
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 3: punch them, demand that they sing their entire catalog.

1502
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 1: Yet I can't sing six seconds of Alicia Keys.

1503
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 4: Give me a break, Alicia reach out. This is how

1504
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 4: we play gifts.

1505
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I give you the birds are really doing it

1506
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 3: for me to Yes, I'm gonna name three things, three

1507
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,640
Speaker 3: gifts that you can give away, experience with it, whatever.

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01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 4: Look at the mean the birds. I'm sorry to be

1509
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 4: so distracted.

1510
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, look at them.

1511
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 1: Okay, I love that bird feeder. This is Serene.

1512
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, I'm so distracted giving you three gifts.

1513
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 3: You're gonna give these three gifts to three celebrities. I'll

1514
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 3: tell you the three celebrities in a moment. Okay. These

1515
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 3: are the gifts you're giving away today. Number one a

1516
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 3: day out on your boat. Okay, so that's a nice gift.

1517
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,160
Speaker 3: And we don't even know what sort of boat you have. Yeah,

1518
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 3: some people get very sick, some people get thrown off

1519
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 3: the boat, so many things are gonna happen on a boat, okay.

1520
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 3: Number two their own religion okay, interesting gift. And number

1521
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 3: three a pair of Kirkland signature genes. Okay, great, I'll

1522
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:39,439
Speaker 3: say this for Kirkland signature jeans well made. I still

1523
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 3: feel like shape wise, they need.

1524
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 4: To figure it out.

1525
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,440
Speaker 1: I have yet to try them, but I.

1526
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,640
Speaker 3: Don't own anybody. You know, you'll see them like. They

1527
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:48,120
Speaker 3: seem like a sturdy gene. But I wish Costco would

1528
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 3: look into.

1529
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: A couple more fit options.

1530
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, okay. Now the celebrities you'll be giving them

1531
01:06:54,640 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 3: too are number one Linda Hamilton from Terminator, She's great.

1532
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 3: Number two Tony Brex and R and B Great. And

1533
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 3: number three Jesse Eisenberg Okay, kind of a reedy fellow.

1534
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 1: Okay, this is so easy. So Tony's getting the jeans

1535
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 1: why because she look good in everything? That's very I

1536
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: see her and I would sing her, but I know

1537
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 1: that I learned my last time. I could see her

1538
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 1: rocking those jeans and like an early aughts top, like

1539
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:25,640
Speaker 1: a short top, some Timberland boots, some hoop earrings, a gloss.

1540
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:31,560
Speaker 1: She's stunting on everyone. Okay, so don Jesse's getting the religion.

1541
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 1: He's brooding, he's intense. I just I see it.

1542
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 4: You want him in charge of her religion.

1543
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: I didn't say I had to join it. You didn't

1544
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:40,960
Speaker 1: say I had to join it. He didn't say I

1545
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 1: had to join it.

1546
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 4: That's true, and I actually do think he's kind of

1547
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,720
Speaker 4: a reasonable person.

1548
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 1: I don't know a ton about him.

1549
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 3: He might get a maybe there's a little power hunger

1550
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 3: in there that might get out of control.

1551
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,560
Speaker 1: I think what I'm doing is I'm projecting the what

1552
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:57,800
Speaker 1: you make into it, playing god in a sense. Yeah,

1553
01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm kind of That's what I'm wow.

1554
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 3: So true, he very much does kind of start a

1555
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 3: religion in that movie exact wrong, Well, does it?

1556
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1557
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 4: You're you're a huge Facebook.

1558
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 1: I love it. I poke people all day long. I

1559
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:12,280
Speaker 1: can't get enough.

1560
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 4: You've got several groups.

1561
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 1: I poke, I poke, I run groups, targeted ads the

1562
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,800
Speaker 1: whole thing, okay, And then the third would be I

1563
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:25,879
Speaker 1: would go on the boat with Linda. Linda Linda Hamilton.

1564
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:27,640
Speaker 1: I don't know enough about her. We could have a

1565
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:29,400
Speaker 1: nice time each other.

1566
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,080
Speaker 4: I mean her arms are always so fit.

1567
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 1: Well, that would be helpful on the boat because we

1568
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,839
Speaker 1: might have to get some ropes pull in the anchor.

1569
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 1: If it was a sailboat, we would have to be around.

1570
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:42,479
Speaker 1: It's a whole thing.

1571
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,160
Speaker 4: Have you been on the sail have you have?

1572
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 3: Oh?

1573
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:46,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, how was that experience?

1574
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 1: Who hasn't me?

1575
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:48,800
Speaker 2: Well?

1576
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:50,680
Speaker 1: I grew up on a lake. My house is on

1577
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:54,760
Speaker 1: a lake. Oh okay, So my dad's boat folk and

1578
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 1: we have we have two.

1579
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 4: Boats, a sailboat and a motor boat.

1580
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 1: We actually don't have sailboats, but I've just know other

1581
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:04,040
Speaker 1: people from boat folk culture and I was on their saewboats.

1582
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,519
Speaker 4: What sort of boats did you have?

1583
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: My dad has a speedboat and a cruiser, like a

1584
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 1: yacht cruiser.

1585
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 4: Nice.

1586
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,880
Speaker 1: You're thirty two foot not big, not like so big?

1587
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 4: What lake in Texas was this?

1588
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 1: It's called Lake Rey Hubbard and it is a man

1589
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,679
Speaker 1: made lake in Dallas County, Okay. And it's a pretty

1590
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 1: disgusting lake. Not to offend anyone, I don't want to

1591
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: have a DC situation on my hands again. But in

1592
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:28,000
Speaker 1: terms of like the clarity of the water, disgusting, murky,

1593
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 1: but I did swim in it a lot.

1594
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,920
Speaker 3: Did you ever step on anything anything that scared you?

1595
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 3: Like well, creature?

1596
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: One time I was driving home from high school in

1597
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: my Chrysler receibring and I pull up and there are

1598
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 1: cop cars all down my street. And I'm like, oh no,

1599
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,160
Speaker 1: what what what happened? And I go in the house

1600
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: and my dad is outside and he goes and I go,

1601
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,679
Speaker 1: what's gone? He was the found a body. They found

1602
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,040
Speaker 1: a body, and the copsy's that they could use our gate.

1603
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:52,320
Speaker 1: And I literally turn around and get in my car

1604
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,679
Speaker 1: and drive the Sonic and get me a ocean water.

1605
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 1: I said, I'm not going anywhere near this. I can't

1606
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 1: see a body. I don't need that in my life.

1607
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,800
Speaker 1: Did find the ball a fisherman had hit his head

1608
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:03,880
Speaker 1: and falled out of his boat.

1609
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 4: No murders as far as we know.

1610
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:08,479
Speaker 1: But if you want to dumb a body, I think

1611
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:09,320
Speaker 1: that might be a place.

1612
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're on boats all the time. Yes, I'm waterskiing.

1613
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,959
Speaker 1: Boat folk culture, water skiing, jet skis.

1614
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,240
Speaker 4: I love water skiing. I haven't been in a long,

1615
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 4: long term.

1616
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 1: I got to come out.

1617
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 3: Invite me out on the boat you're taking. You can come, you,

1618
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:27,719
Speaker 3: me and Linda.

1619
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: Yes, a trio, It'll be perfect.

1620
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 4: Commercial.

1621
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 3: Yes, I would love that. Who's top?

1622
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:39,120
Speaker 1: I think the spriest double.

1623
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:43,200
Speaker 3: I think probably took turns okay or pull straws to

1624
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,720
Speaker 3: see we could all be on top.

1625
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:45,599
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree.

1626
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,479
Speaker 3: I feel like Linda is probably a base. She's got,

1627
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:53,680
Speaker 3: she's got the description. Yeah, uh, perfectly played. Thank you,

1628
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:55,759
Speaker 3: I mean excellently played a scorpio.

1629
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:58,160
Speaker 1: We're very definitive. I didn't have to havem in hall.

1630
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 3: I knew my answer. You knew immediately. Okay, it's time

1631
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 3: to answer a listener question. This is called I said

1632
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:08,080
Speaker 3: no emails, okay, write in. I said no gifts at

1633
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 3: you dot com.

1634
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:09,639
Speaker 4: Truly.

1635
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:13,479
Speaker 3: I mean it's disgusting. The listener is disgusting, and they're

1636
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 3: desperate and they need answers.

1637
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:16,680
Speaker 4: A lot of the.

1638
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:18,840
Speaker 3: Times it's about gifts. I feel like we should open

1639
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 3: it up. People should just ride in with whatever questions

1640
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 3: they have. Who cares?

1641
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,479
Speaker 1: So many questions? Answer?

1642
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:26,760
Speaker 3: Yes, so many things in social situations. Whatever you want,

1643
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,720
Speaker 3: I'll answer a question. Let's see what we've got in

1644
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 3: the dock today, though, Let's see we're opening.

1645
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 4: We're opening.

1646
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 3: Okay, this say is you've never read this. I've probably

1647
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:39,800
Speaker 3: read it months ago. People send it in, I just

1648
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 3: dump them in the dock.

1649
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:43,040
Speaker 1: Got it. So we'll see why this person's been waiting

1650
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:43,879
Speaker 1: for two years.

1651
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 4: There's a good.

1652
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,639
Speaker 3: Chance this doc is I don't even want to show

1653
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:50,200
Speaker 3: you it's they're probably people mad at me. Yeah, okay,

1654
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 3: this is deer Bridger and hauntingly beautiful guests, which is curation.

1655
01:11:55,880 --> 01:12:00,000
Speaker 3: I'm the matre d at a popular restaurant in West Hollywood.

1656
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:00,799
Speaker 1: Whoa local?

1657
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 4: What could that be?

1658
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 3: Pump?

1659
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:03,280
Speaker 1: Maybe?

1660
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,680
Speaker 4: I don't know. What are some restaurants in West hollywod.

1661
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:06,559
Speaker 1: You know what? We're East Siders?

1662
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:07,960
Speaker 4: We don't Donald's.

1663
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 3: I've been to a Wendy's, I think in West Hollywood,

1664
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,639
Speaker 3: and as you can imagine, the clientele is often completely insane.

1665
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:19,040
Speaker 3: Sure maybe this is Pump. On a particularly hectic night,

1666
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 3: I was already dealing with a slew of difficult guests

1667
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 3: when a big, burly man walked up to me, got

1668
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 3: quite close and with what I thought to be a

1669
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 3: very intense expression on his face. He said hey, I

1670
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,520
Speaker 3: said hi, but then he kept looking at me without responding.

1671
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:36,200
Speaker 3: I'm used to annoying guys getting in my face at work,

1672
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,519
Speaker 3: who isn't, But I just wasn't having it tonight. So

1673
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,280
Speaker 3: I returned his stare, and with all the sass I

1674
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 3: could muster, I snapped what He then told me his name,

1675
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,640
Speaker 3: and I realized that I actually know him. He's the

1676
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:51,559
Speaker 3: bartender from my favorite after work bar. Who knows what

1677
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:56,519
Speaker 3: bar that could be? Yeah, that I frequent weekly. Totally embarrassed,

1678
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:59,080
Speaker 3: I apologized profusely and gave him a hug and we

1679
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,000
Speaker 3: both laughed at off.

1680
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:01,719
Speaker 4: This is a story.

1681
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:04,479
Speaker 1: Still, this is why you read ahead bridge, and this

1682
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 1: is why you edit a little bit.

1683
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 3: No, no, not for me, Why prepare? Why do anything

1684
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:13,880
Speaker 3: I had done? Still, I feel like I'm super rude,

1685
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,040
Speaker 3: and I want to bring him a little apology present

1686
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:18,559
Speaker 3: next time I go to his bar. I don't know

1687
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 3: him very well clearly, and so I'm struggling to come

1688
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:26,680
Speaker 3: up with something. Exo, Zoe, Zoe, So is the matre d?

1689
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:28,000
Speaker 3: What does a matre d even do?

1690
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:31,040
Speaker 4: Is it a lot? A lot?

1691
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:33,679
Speaker 3: Do they really do a lot of I'm not familiar

1692
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:35,760
Speaker 3: with the job tasks of a matre d.

1693
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:37,719
Speaker 1: No, they keep the whole ship running.

1694
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 4: They're kind of a manager type.

1695
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:43,639
Speaker 1: They have their thumb in every well. They have their

1696
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 1: thumb in every well. Wait, that's not saying.

1697
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 3: Now, every finger in every pot, a chicken in every pot.

1698
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 4: No, that's uh. They've got their their hands on everything.

1699
01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:59,599
Speaker 1: Got their finger in every stinkhole in that place. Okay,

1700
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:04,200
Speaker 1: don't really run and stuff, so don't diminish. She's always job.

1701
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,920
Speaker 4: She's not just the host, she's not just the waiter.

1702
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:09,680
Speaker 1: They have to keep the wines flowing, they have to

1703
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:13,720
Speaker 1: keep everybody happy. They have to keep the restaurant looking tiptop.

1704
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,320
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, it's a lot.

1705
01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 4: You're kind of describing a lot of jobs here.

1706
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: Can I just say real quick? Yes, I went two

1707
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:24,439
Speaker 1: nights ago to a very kooky new like very la

1708
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:29,479
Speaker 1: restaurant and it was unhinged. It was truly unhinged. The

1709
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:33,559
Speaker 1: restaurant it was called It's endless, feeless. It's only been

1710
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,080
Speaker 1: open for a few weeks.

1711
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:39,800
Speaker 3: Picturing restaurants, it is called Marat I have heard of this.

1712
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:43,120
Speaker 1: And the music was so loud we were sitting in

1713
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:46,160
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable but cool chairs. There were so many plants

1714
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:48,800
Speaker 1: everywhere you could barely walk and my in laws were

1715
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 1: with me from DC and they were so confused and

1716
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 1: didn't know what was going on. All the food was

1717
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:56,360
Speaker 1: insane next to us. I'm going to name drop because

1718
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:59,080
Speaker 1: it's exciting. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox.

1719
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:01,080
Speaker 3: Wow, you know you're really yes?

1720
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,479
Speaker 1: That That's why I say it, because that really gives

1721
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 1: you the ombius. You're still together, honey, They're engaged and

1722
01:15:07,479 --> 01:15:11,559
Speaker 1: good for It was one of the wackiest meals I've

1723
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 1: ever had, and I'm like, this is why I don't leave.

1724
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:18,360
Speaker 1: You know, Northeast LA. What sort of food Mexican with

1725
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:22,160
Speaker 1: California and spout? I believe is what my waiter told us.

1726
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:28,040
Speaker 4: Is this on Vermont It's where Rockwell used to be space. No,

1727
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 4: I haven't. I didn't know. It was so wild it was.

1728
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 1: I didn't either. My My husband likes mescal and it

1729
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:35,000
Speaker 1: was his birthday and I'm like, we'll go to the

1730
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,840
Speaker 1: new messcal bar that just opened. I didn't know I

1731
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,040
Speaker 1: was walking into.

1732
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:40,000
Speaker 4: Machine machine Guns.

1733
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,320
Speaker 1: Yes the night that should have been the name of

1734
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:46,439
Speaker 1: the place. So I'm assuming Zoe works somewhere similar, so I.

1735
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:47,840
Speaker 4: Brought that up with the clientele.

1736
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think a gift is necessary. However, if

1737
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:53,240
Speaker 1: you wanted to get something, I would get a little

1738
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:57,200
Speaker 1: jar of trouble salt because everybody get used to tumbles.

1739
01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:58,240
Speaker 1: All this delicious.

1740
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 3: I think the gift ise gives after you describe what

1741
01:16:01,479 --> 01:16:06,519
Speaker 3: a maitre d does. Zoe resigns. She dropped in a

1742
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:07,400
Speaker 3: huge way.

1743
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,400
Speaker 1: You know, we all get stressed out.

1744
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:10,160
Speaker 4: I don't care.

1745
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,599
Speaker 3: There's no excuse if you're at a restaurant fancy enough

1746
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:15,040
Speaker 3: for a maitre d. Zoe, you're nice to everybody.

1747
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:18,600
Speaker 1: I agree. But when it's a larger man and we

1748
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:21,759
Speaker 1: don't know Zoe's gender, we don't know Zoey's That's true.

1749
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:24,479
Speaker 1: A lot of times you can be put on edge.

1750
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:27,400
Speaker 4: Sure, you know, with the job of a matre.

1751
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:32,400
Speaker 1: D is always right, even if they're making they're harassing.

1752
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:34,960
Speaker 4: Okay, Zoe was in the right here, but I still

1753
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:35,920
Speaker 4: think Zoe should resign.

1754
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:38,160
Speaker 1: This is what Zoe should do. Buy a trouble salt

1755
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:41,799
Speaker 1: and buy one for yourself. Oh joy, a little avocado toast,

1756
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:43,599
Speaker 1: put it on uh anything?

1757
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:47,640
Speaker 3: Really, I'm not crazy about a truffle flavor like a

1758
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:48,439
Speaker 3: fry or anything.

1759
01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:49,400
Speaker 4: It never works for me.

1760
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:54,559
Speaker 1: Okay, on a least, what do you think you into it? Okay, Well,

1761
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,880
Speaker 1: if you work in the restaurant business, you probably have

1762
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,599
Speaker 1: a developed, refined palate for these things and you would

1763
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,599
Speaker 1: appreciate she I used to work at the cheese Sick

1764
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,880
Speaker 1: factory at the Grove, so I know these things.

1765
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 3: You worked at the one at the Grove with a

1766
01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:11,479
Speaker 3: huge escalator, honey, huge. What's your favorite cheesecake factory dish?

1767
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:12,839
Speaker 3: What would you recommend?

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01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was sixteen years ago. Okay, So

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01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,880
Speaker 1: the menu is vast, as we all know, it's so big.

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01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:22,200
Speaker 1: I don't eat anything anymore. I don't eat any Yeah. Yeah,

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01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:23,840
Speaker 1: so I don't even know what I would order.

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01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,000
Speaker 4: It's going to be a hard place to be.

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01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,160
Speaker 1: Well, you know what I will say. I went to

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01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,760
Speaker 1: the Glendeal Galleria to see one of the Jurassic Park

1775
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:32,360
Speaker 1: movies a few years ago, and I popped an edible

1776
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:34,000
Speaker 1: and we ended up having some time. So we went

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01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:36,440
Speaker 1: to the Cheese Saik factory there and I just casually

1778
01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:38,559
Speaker 1: mentioned to the hostess, I said, I used to work here.

1779
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:40,720
Speaker 1: I go, I used to work at the Grove store. Right,

1780
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,920
Speaker 1: they caught my freaking meal. They gave me like a

1781
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:46,120
Speaker 1: half priced meal. What And I think maybe they misunderstood me,

1782
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,760
Speaker 1: like she thought I worked. I don't know, but I

1783
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,640
Speaker 1: didn't ask questions. Wow, goosey, I didn't ask questions. I

1784
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,120
Speaker 1: believe I got a black bean burger. It's fine.

1785
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,040
Speaker 4: I'm sure it was fine.

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01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:54,679
Speaker 1: It's fine.

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01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:55,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to I haven't been there in a

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01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,559
Speaker 4: long time. And people love the cheesecake. Fact.

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01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a staple, it's a whole. It used to

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01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,639
Speaker 1: be a fancy restaurant. We would go eat there after

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01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:02,679
Speaker 1: homecoming in high school.

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01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:04,599
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, oh you were saying that the

1793
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,840
Speaker 3: location at the Grove used to be a fancy restaurant.

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01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that used to be a real event.

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01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:14,160
Speaker 1: Same with p Changs. Changs used to be the after

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01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:15,280
Speaker 1: prom meal.

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01:18:15,479 --> 01:18:18,559
Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly how it was for us, say, kind

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01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:21,200
Speaker 3: of the same tier of restaurant. I haven't been to

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01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:22,520
Speaker 3: either in a long time.

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01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,600
Speaker 4: I need to revisit. Yeah, I don't know.

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01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:25,519
Speaker 1: Let's go to Marate.

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01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:30,719
Speaker 4: We should go to Marate, you me and Megan.

1803
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:32,480
Speaker 1: Maybe Lisauro.

1804
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 3: Lisa Kudro is the waiter. You never have you know,

1805
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:37,280
Speaker 3: you never know what'll happen.

1806
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:41,200
Speaker 1: You know her sister and friends Ursula, which is also Lisa,

1807
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:42,360
Speaker 1: is a waitress.

1808
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:45,679
Speaker 4: Oh is that true? What is Phoebe's job and friends

1809
01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:49,000
Speaker 4: a massage therapist? That's right, that's right. I'm showing my

1810
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:51,240
Speaker 4: ignorance here in such a huge embarrassing way.

1811
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:53,639
Speaker 1: Well, now you have the calendar to study.

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01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:54,080
Speaker 4: I've got the.

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01:18:56,160 --> 01:19:01,080
Speaker 3: Up. I think we answered Zoe's quick pretty well. I'm

1814
01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:05,240
Speaker 3: telling her to resign, you're telling her get the truffle salt.

1815
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 3: Hopefully one of these things will repair that situation. Do

1816
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:11,840
Speaker 3: you have a time for one more? Yeah?

1817
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:12,280
Speaker 4: You think?

1818
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:14,559
Speaker 3: I feel like we've never done we haven't done two

1819
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:18,439
Speaker 3: in such a long time. We're doing such a great job. Okay,

1820
01:19:18,439 --> 01:19:22,400
Speaker 3: this is Dearest Bridger, an honored guest. Giving gifts brings

1821
01:19:22,439 --> 01:19:25,439
Speaker 3: me delight during conversations with friends and family. I mentally

1822
01:19:25,439 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 3: log any casually mentioned wants and save them for months

1823
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:31,360
Speaker 3: down the road to give for birthday or celebrations. I

1824
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:33,879
Speaker 3: know I need to do that. My gifts are sourced

1825
01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:36,720
Speaker 3: with research and adoration because I ardently want to give

1826
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:40,439
Speaker 3: them something meaningful and wanted by the recipient, not something

1827
01:19:40,439 --> 01:19:44,120
Speaker 3: they would get for themselves and they are always okay.

1828
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:46,479
Speaker 3: The sentence listener is a little hard for me to say.

1829
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:48,759
Speaker 3: They're always met with surprise and joy.

1830
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:51,240
Speaker 1: We get it. You want to be thoughtful. I have

1831
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:52,120
Speaker 1: the same neurosis.

1832
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:55,759
Speaker 3: My issue is that those people never give thoughtful gifts

1833
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:59,519
Speaker 3: to me. They give general gifts, not necessarily specific to me,

1834
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,760
Speaker 3: something that would suit someone that is a close acquaintance.

1835
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,760
Speaker 3: There was one gift the group went in went in

1836
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:08,720
Speaker 3: on and they were thrilled to watch me open it,

1837
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:11,040
Speaker 3: and as I did, they missed the mark so far.

1838
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:14,479
Speaker 3: It left me wondering what signals am I giving to them?

1839
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:14,960
Speaker 1: Interesting.

1840
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:18,200
Speaker 3: I understand that everyone does not relish in gift giving

1841
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:21,479
Speaker 3: as I do, but as I have many hobbies and interests,

1842
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,760
Speaker 3: the mirrors thought would result in a fitting present I

1843
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:27,320
Speaker 3: would actually use and enjoy. Do I need to manage

1844
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:30,720
Speaker 3: my expectations or use less thought and enter or use

1845
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:33,360
Speaker 3: less thought and energy when gifting to them? I love

1846
01:20:33,479 --> 01:20:36,800
Speaker 3: the podcast and your interesting conversations. That's very nice.

1847
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:37,599
Speaker 1: It is very nice.

1848
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:42,040
Speaker 4: Sincerely, Jay. Jay sounds deeply ungrateful.

1849
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:46,160
Speaker 3: Jay's I mean and Jay doesn't understand how gift giving

1850
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:46,800
Speaker 3: works well.

1851
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:50,680
Speaker 1: Jay's love language is clearly gift giving. Sure not everyone's

1852
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:55,440
Speaker 1: is right. I believe in hashtag gift transparency.

1853
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:56,200
Speaker 4: And what does that mean?

1854
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:59,639
Speaker 1: Jay should send out an email around the gift giving time.

1855
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:03,639
Speaker 1: I've noticed that it's almost time for the gifts. Here

1856
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:08,680
Speaker 1: are some things that I would like links. Come on,

1857
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:12,520
Speaker 1: we're adults.

1858
01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:13,360
Speaker 4: Do like is Jay sending this to coworkers?

1859
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:14,960
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a.

1860
01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 2: No.

1861
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:21,600
Speaker 1: No hashtag gift transparencies. We are too much of a

1862
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:26,400
Speaker 1: consumption culture. We buy shit we don't need. Just be honest,

1863
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:29,559
Speaker 1: Just say, if you want to get me something, here

1864
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:30,840
Speaker 1: are some items I would like.

1865
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:35,640
Speaker 3: Much to Yes, and then they'll know, Oh, that is

1866
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:36,280
Speaker 3: a good idea.

1867
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:39,200
Speaker 1: I'll get Jay. This is not that hard. I send

1868
01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:41,519
Speaker 1: an email to my family this year. I said, this

1869
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:43,559
Speaker 1: is these are the things I want with links. Some

1870
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,360
Speaker 1: of them are affiliate I'm not gonna lie with links.

1871
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,880
Speaker 1: And I have a child, and I said, these are

1872
01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:50,920
Speaker 1: the present Sandy wants, and I put all of his

1873
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:52,000
Speaker 1: presents that he needs.

1874
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:56,080
Speaker 3: Yes, because like I have a new nephew. It's like

1875
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:58,759
Speaker 3: you to get this case. I don't have a baby.

1876
01:21:58,760 --> 01:21:59,559
Speaker 3: I don't know babies.

1877
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,760
Speaker 1: Well, now ask me and I'll tell you.

1878
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:02,960
Speaker 4: I'll have to I'll reach out to you.

1879
01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:06,280
Speaker 1: You're getting me pettict the magnetic pajamas.

1880
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:08,040
Speaker 4: Oh yes, what does that mean?

1881
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,720
Speaker 1: Baby pajamas are the patriarchy. I mean getting them on

1882
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:15,680
Speaker 1: and off is truly ridiculous and hard with the snaps.

1883
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:17,280
Speaker 1: Don't bite anything with snaps.

1884
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:17,559
Speaker 4: Okay.

1885
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:20,280
Speaker 1: There are these pajamas called magnetic Me pajamas, and they

1886
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:22,200
Speaker 1: have little tiny magnets and you literally lay it and

1887
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:22,840
Speaker 1: he goes whoop, and.

1888
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:24,479
Speaker 4: The whole thing odile.

1889
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:26,080
Speaker 1: The night we have to change diapers and the baby

1890
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:30,080
Speaker 1: around flop flop in and out, and they make the

1891
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:31,680
Speaker 1: cute They have one with plants all over it, and

1892
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:34,120
Speaker 1: you are clearly a plant dad, like I love a

1893
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,120
Speaker 1: good plant. Yes, I can see what a beautiful dress

1894
01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:37,839
Speaker 1: Senya you have wow?

1895
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:40,880
Speaker 4: Nice uh poll with the plant name there?

1896
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:41,240
Speaker 1: Yes?

1897
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:45,320
Speaker 3: Okay, So Jay, you think gift trans yes with me

1898
01:22:45,439 --> 01:22:47,880
Speaker 3: with Jay here, I'm hearing that Jay doesn't understand how

1899
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:50,599
Speaker 3: gifting works. You give whatever you want to give. Yes,

1900
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:53,080
Speaker 3: you do a nice job. Yes, and what you get

1901
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:54,000
Speaker 3: back you don't complain.

1902
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:56,240
Speaker 1: I agree. Put out whatever amount of energy and time

1903
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,599
Speaker 1: and effort you want, but don't expect the same back.

1904
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:02,400
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, note Jay, Jay, you have failed

1905
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:06,680
Speaker 3: your friends and family. Uh, the gifts you've given them

1906
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:09,519
Speaker 3: are now null and void because you were such a

1907
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,479
Speaker 3: snob about what they gave you.

1908
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:12,880
Speaker 4: That's all I have to say.

1909
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:14,920
Speaker 1: I can't expect people to have the same amount of

1910
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:17,639
Speaker 1: care that you have. No, just buy them all scrub

1911
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:19,720
Speaker 1: Daddy next year and call it.

1912
01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:23,160
Speaker 4: What does the scrub Daddy do? Oh they're incredible. I've

1913
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:23,599
Speaker 4: never had.

1914
01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:24,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I should have brought you one. I

1915
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:26,880
Speaker 1: would have. I should have brought you a scrub Daddy.

1916
01:23:28,439 --> 01:23:31,920
Speaker 4: I'll just vam vam for the next hour.

1917
01:23:32,439 --> 01:23:35,360
Speaker 1: Sink some more Licia keys that'll get cut out. It's

1918
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:37,680
Speaker 1: just a it's just the most superious sponge on the market, No,

1919
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:40,479
Speaker 1: big girl. It's just an incredible product that everyone could use.

1920
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:43,920
Speaker 3: For doing dishes, yes, okay, or cleaning in general cleaning

1921
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:44,320
Speaker 3: and general.

1922
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:46,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can scrub anything with it, scrubbatty.

1923
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:47,360
Speaker 4: I might have to get a scrub daddy.

1924
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:48,040
Speaker 1: Yeah they're great.

1925
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:52,040
Speaker 3: Okay, we answered two questions here. The service we've done

1926
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:55,519
Speaker 3: today is remarkable. I mean we have gone about feel whole.

1927
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:57,040
Speaker 3: I feel healed.

1928
01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:02,559
Speaker 1: I feel healed, whole and spiritual. Honestly, so, I guess

1929
01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:03,080
Speaker 1: I've done my.

1930
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:06,400
Speaker 3: Job, Jackie, I have had the time of my life. Yeah,

1931
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:08,000
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you could make it today.

1932
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I mean you live close. If you

1933
01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:11,600
Speaker 1: had lived in Culver City, I would have said, to

1934
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:13,479
Speaker 1: be honest, I would have said, sorry, I'm busy, but

1935
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:14,160
Speaker 1: you're close.

1936
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:19,360
Speaker 4: Yes, and uh yeah, what a wonderful time.

1937
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:20,320
Speaker 1: It was fun.

1938
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:23,200
Speaker 4: I have my friend's calendar. Yeah, I'll hang it up.

1939
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:24,160
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you.

1940
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:25,320
Speaker 4: I'll familiarize myself.

1941
01:24:25,479 --> 01:24:28,040
Speaker 1: Day text me, I say, today is walk backwards day.

1942
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:32,560
Speaker 1: Today is home bringersy test day.

1943
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:36,559
Speaker 3: Thank you for being here, Thank you for having me listener.

1944
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,760
Speaker 3: The podcast is over, whether you like it or not.

1945
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:43,640
Speaker 3: You have to do something with yourself. I you know

1946
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:46,760
Speaker 3: this was going to end sooner or later. I hope

1947
01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:48,680
Speaker 3: you have something prepped. I hope you have something to

1948
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:52,560
Speaker 3: eat or to do. I can't you know what. We

1949
01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:55,320
Speaker 3: go over this all the time. I can't do everything

1950
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:58,639
Speaker 3: for you. You've got to pick yourself up and get out

1951
01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:01,360
Speaker 3: of bed or get out of the go face the day.

1952
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:08,080
Speaker 4: I'll talk to you very soon. I love you, goodbye,

1953
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:10,200
Speaker 4: I said.

1954
01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:13,479
Speaker 3: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

1955
01:25:13,479 --> 01:25:16,920
Speaker 3: our dear friend Annalise Nilson, and it's beautifully mixed by

1956
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:20,679
Speaker 3: Leona Squilatchi. And we couldn't do it without our guest booker,

1957
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:25,080
Speaker 3: Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could only come

1958
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:29,160
Speaker 3: from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show

1959
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:31,800
Speaker 3: on Instagram. At I said, no gifts. I don't want

1960
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:34,040
Speaker 3: to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see

1961
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:36,519
Speaker 3: pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't

1962
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:37,920
Speaker 3: you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1963
01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:41,679
Speaker 1: And I invit? Did you hear?

1964
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:49,400
Speaker 2: Funa Man myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to me,

1965
01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:58,560
Speaker 2: you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

1966
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:04,559
Speaker 2: you're o presence. This person's enough. I already had too

1967
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:09,360
Speaker 2: much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey me