Speaker 1: The most Eliza, What's up everybody?
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show Lauren Studio morning.
Speaker 1: Let's start with this. Lunchbox is upset, which is not
Speaker 1: news and it's really in the past few months, but
Speaker 1: a big thing where he goes to businesses and it's
Speaker 1: always upset at somebody at the business, meaning he goes,
Speaker 1: like the restaurant they closed five minutes early. He's just
Speaker 1: the poll they closed a little early. I'm starting to
Speaker 1: just think they want to close because he's there, like
Speaker 1: that's the trend. However, this is not exactly that. But
Speaker 1: he said he wants to get somebody fired and he
Speaker 1: wants to talk about it on the show.
Speaker 3: WHOA.
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna let him be super specific, but
Speaker 1: I'm giving the floor to you so we can get
Speaker 1: the segment over with. Go ahead.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 5: So I went to the grocery store and I needed
Speaker 5: a pound of spicy pork sausage. So I go to
Speaker 5: the butcher counter right and they got the spicy pork
Speaker 5: sausage there, and I say the dude, He goes, can.
Speaker 1: I help you?
Speaker 5: I said, yeah, can I get a pound of the
Speaker 5: spicy work sausage?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Keep saying that, okay, and he goes, no problem.
Speaker 5: The only problem is it's in the casing, and I
Speaker 5: don't need it in the sausage casing. I just need
Speaker 5: it loose because I'm gonna mix it up with some
Speaker 5: bell peppers and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: And do you think the casing adds weight so you
Speaker 2: want more?
Speaker 1: No? I just it's just easier for me when I
Speaker 1: get home and they're.
Speaker 5: Cuts casing off right and like peel it off, and
Speaker 5: they're butchers, they can do that real quick. So as
Speaker 5: he's putting it on the scale, I said, hey man,
Speaker 5: is it okay if I get that out of the casing?
Speaker 2: And he goes, that'd be easy.
Speaker 6: But no, and man like, hey man, hey man.
Speaker 1: Or maybe he didn't say that. We don't know. Lunchbox
Speaker 1: is recreating the story. This is not unsolved mystery. Try
Speaker 1: to be accurate. Go ahead. He literally said, go ahead,
Speaker 1: but listen, that would be easy. That's different than hey man, No,
Speaker 1: I asked, hey, bud, or say we just want to
Speaker 1: know what he said.
Speaker 5: He said he literally said that would be easy, but no.
Speaker 1: And you said, hey Bud, hey man, whatever, sir, whatever,
Speaker 1: a champ doesn't matter what I said. Part of me,
Speaker 1: fine fellow, the fact that he said that would be easy,
Speaker 1: but no, and then you say why is like and
Speaker 1: then he just put it there because he had wrapped
Speaker 1: it up, said it there and said have a good day,
Speaker 1: and he walked through the butcher doors and didn't come
Speaker 1: back to day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's interesting why he would say that would be
Speaker 7: easy but no in the face.
Speaker 1: Or is it it would be easy if they would
Speaker 1: let us, but they've told us they wouldn't let me stop.
Speaker 1: If he could, he would have said, oh, that's against
Speaker 1: store policy. No, he said that would be easy, but no,
Speaker 1: This is why I want to know here.
Speaker 6: When he asked it, did lunchbox ask it in any
Speaker 6: sort of condescending way?
Speaker 2: Would you try to recreate how you you?
Speaker 1: Really? Exactly?
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, I said, I'm the butcher.
Speaker 1: You're the butcher gonna say how can I help you today?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No, but just so it's like you were like, well,
Speaker 1: you've got to ask because he came walking up to
Speaker 1: the counter. Okay, so but you didn't say that. So
Speaker 1: you're you're you're standing at the counter and what are
Speaker 1: you doing? What do you I'm just.
Speaker 9: Looking looking at the pork spicy sausage.
Speaker 1: Excuse me. So I see looking at the spicy sausage. No,
Speaker 1: he doesn't know what I'm looking at A lot of meat? Okay,
Speaker 1: I can I help you?
Speaker 3: Sir?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Can I get a pound of the spicy
Speaker 1: pork sausage please? I'm sure one pound? You say, yep?
Speaker 1: All right, okay, putting it up on the scale. Do
Speaker 1: you mind taking that out of the casey h are
Speaker 1: you that lunch from the radio? I hate you? You
Speaker 1: know you didn't say what he said. He said that
Speaker 1: would be easy, but no.
Speaker 2: I hear you, So tell me that this is what I.
Speaker 6: Would ask I kind of like that response. Now I'm
Speaker 6: gonna steal it. Asked me to do something, and you're like, well,
Speaker 6: that would.
Speaker 1: Be easy, But no, I feel like there's probably a
Speaker 1: bit more to the story. Literally, I am honest, your honor.
Speaker 10: That is the story.
Speaker 1: This has never been a judgment. But that okay, So
Speaker 1: that is literally it. Can we do this?
Speaker 2: What if how much was your spicy sausage?
Speaker 1: I like seven dollars? Can I give you ten dollars?
Speaker 1: You go back? It doesn't make it the same guy
Speaker 1: get a pound of spicy sausage and say can I
Speaker 1: get the case? Things off? To whomever and see if
Speaker 1: they say sure, no problem, or maybe the different person says,
Speaker 1: we're not allowed to cut those off. Maybe his communication
Speaker 1: just wasn't appropriate at that time for the person he
Speaker 1: was talking to.
Speaker 7: Or maybe it's store policy to reply with that would
Speaker 7: be easy, but no, it's my.
Speaker 5: Pleasure, and this grocery store is that would be easy,
Speaker 5: but no, So the store is like, even.
Speaker 1: If it's no, tell them, would be easy before you
Speaker 1: say that, would you do that? I'll do it?
Speaker 5: Okay, So then if I bring it back and the
Speaker 5: guy does it, we'll get oh, we aren't.
Speaker 1: That other dude is in trouble. He also might have
Speaker 1: been had a bad day.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, you're not gonna get yes.
Speaker 2: I'm just curious if you go up and you say
Speaker 2: no Shenanigan.
Speaker 1: No, there's no shenanigans here. You can't be like there's
Speaker 1: a been an age to cover up. Well, no, I was.
Speaker 2: I'll say the exact same way I did there.
Speaker 1: I'll venmo. You go up, you say sir, no, you
Speaker 1: gotta say hey, can I help you? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Can I please get a pound of the spicy pork
Speaker 5: sausage please, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna put it up here all right, here you go.
Speaker 1: Could I get that out of the casing boom if
Speaker 1: you do that? I don't know what what was your response?
Speaker 1: I don't know what the company policy is. That's what
Speaker 1: we're gonna see. Your response was that'd be easy, but no.
Speaker 2: Unless they say that'd be easy, and absolutely yeah they might.
Speaker 6: Also was lunchbox saying it really difficult to go home
Speaker 6: and take some scissors and squeeze the sausage.
Speaker 2: Not that hard, it's not, but it's easier if he
Speaker 2: does it.
Speaker 1: He has like that would have been easy, but no.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 1: Question to be Hello, Bobby Bones. In the last few weeks,
Speaker 1: I've called my boyfriend in a series of little lies.
Speaker 1: One was about work, one was about a chore. The
Speaker 1: other was about a TV show that he said he'd
Speaker 1: watched but turns out he never did. It's bizarre because
Speaker 1: none of it's really anything big, but together it makes
Speaker 1: me wonder what's really happening with him? Could his lies
Speaker 1: add up to being a big betrayal? Is it possible
Speaker 1: he's hiding something even worse? Signed a girlfriend of a
Speaker 1: white liar thought about this one for a second. If
Speaker 1: there are no fundamental to the relationship, lies or like sneaky,
Speaker 1: like I think he's probably just playing Madden or NCAA football.
Speaker 1: He's probably just if it's all these little, little little
Speaker 1: ones and you've not found anything of merit, of value.
Speaker 1: If it's again, let's go over them a chore, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do all the time. They trash out Yep, nope,
Speaker 1: I planned to do it later. The other one a
Speaker 1: TV show he said he'd watch, but he never did.
Speaker 1: You know, he's probably doing he's playing on PlayStation, So
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's true these. If it's these,
Speaker 1: I would keep one eye slightly aware. But it feels
Speaker 1: like he doesn't want to admit to you that he's
Speaker 1: playing PlayStation or Magic the Gathering or Fantasy football or
Speaker 1: something that you're probably gonna give him crap for. There
Speaker 1: is a difference and dishonesty that is detrimental to the relationship.
Speaker 1: And there is dishonesty that is detrimental if you find
Speaker 1: out because you don't let me play football nca football anymore.
Speaker 6: Well so, if you're spending time doing something, then why
Speaker 6: does it matter if you're spending it watching a TV
Speaker 6: show or playing a video game.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're real quick, Why do you play video game
Speaker 1: all the time. Sounds familiar. Okay, not anymore. He doesn't
Speaker 1: not care anymore. Boy he first started, she was like, man,
Speaker 1: you play that a lot. And so then I was
Speaker 1: just embarrassed because I was like, yeah, it wasn't that
Speaker 1: she she was even judging it. I was embarrassed. I
Speaker 1: was playing it all the time because I felt like
Speaker 1: she thought was a kid thing. It is a good thing.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, I'm not I haven't been
Speaker 1: playing video game. I've been and they're reading Warren Piece.
Speaker 1: I'd have a big book over there, and you weren't. No,
Speaker 1: not at all.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he said he read Warren Piece and he did it.
Speaker 1: So I would say, be aware if you find anything
Speaker 1: that's actually shady about lies he's telling about other people places.
Speaker 9: Did you send this in?
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 2: We are now at the stage I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: worry about that.
Speaker 1: There was ay, you used to be embarrassed this the
Speaker 1: goofy stuff that I did.
Speaker 2: I really don't care anymore. She does what she got into.
Speaker 9: I guess it would technically be your wife that's sent
Speaker 9: it in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she can hear the sound now of college
Speaker 1: trouble all the time you started out. Yeah. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: can tell all the time. So it is what it is.
Speaker 2: And I leave cards like baseball cards around the house.
Speaker 9: You're open about it now, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's just too much work not to be. I would say,
Speaker 1: this is not something to be overly concerned about, but
Speaker 1: be aware if it gets bigger. Yes, No, he's doing
Speaker 1: something he's embarrassed to tell you about. And it's probably
Speaker 1: PlayStation or Xbox. Let's talk to Anna in Tallahassee, Florida,
Speaker 1: who is on the phone. Hey, Anna, thank you for calling.
Speaker 1: What can we help you with?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 4: I need advice.
Speaker 11: I have a grandsmother in law.
Speaker 4: They live next door to.
Speaker 11: Us, and we have an eight month old baby. It's
Speaker 11: a good thing to have the next door, but it's
Speaker 11: also hard because they thought that we would have them
Speaker 11: over every day pretty much. It's gotten to the point
Speaker 11: that they will just show up now. And like yesterday,
Speaker 11: we went swimming and we came back inside and I
Speaker 11: was putting the baby to sleep. His grandma came in.
Speaker 11: She just opened the door and walked in and she
Speaker 11: was sitting in my living room.
Speaker 1: Do you think that they think they're helping? Do you
Speaker 1: think that they are doing it? I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: not annoying, but I'm just asking for what your thoughts are.
Speaker 1: Do you think they think they're helping and coming from
Speaker 1: a simply a love place of wanting to be around
Speaker 1: the child.
Speaker 4: I know that they love her, and I know that
Speaker 4: in their minds it's love, But in my mind it's
Speaker 4: overwhelming because I'm a new mom and I just I
Speaker 4: get a lot of guilt trips from them, and I
Speaker 4: just I want to keep loving them, but I don't know,
Speaker 4: like I need to set boundaries.
Speaker 1: Yes, bounders is very important, So I'm going to go
Speaker 1: over to Amy first. They expert on boundaries. Huh, especially
Speaker 1: difficult boundaries. Because why this is difficult is because there
Speaker 1: is a love there. There's a love between your husband
Speaker 1: and his parents, you and even the parents, the parents
Speaker 1: and the grandparents and the baby. All that's love love, love,
Speaker 1: But it doesn't mean there can't be healthy boundaries. Ay,
Speaker 1: what would you say to her?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean boundaries is something I've been working on
Speaker 6: a lot, and it's not easy. But getting your husband
Speaker 6: involved with you and y'all coming up with a plan
Speaker 6: or what that can look like. I mean, it's his parents, right,
Speaker 6: So then see if they can meet that and then honestly,
Speaker 6: if they can't, then there needs to be a talk.
Speaker 6: But if there has been zero boundary conversation, then they
Speaker 6: don't know and they're going to keep showing up and
Speaker 6: if you keep allowing it, it's just going to get
Speaker 6: harder and harder.
Speaker 9: So I would do it asap.
Speaker 1: So a little bit, and it's not comfortable to say it,
Speaker 1: but a little bit. It's on you, Anna, Yes, but
Speaker 1: it's a great problem to have as far as problems go.
Speaker 1: But I think your husband has to get involved. It's
Speaker 1: his parents and he may be like, no, they're just loving,
Speaker 1: but it's one of those where he just has to
Speaker 1: side with you on this, even if he really doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like that's the case. And you've got to establish
Speaker 1: a bal like with boundaries, that they need to be
Speaker 1: definite and completely understood clear. Sometimes they are hard to
Speaker 1: communicate because it could sound harsh, but it can even
Speaker 1: be to start a time thing like, Hey, we're really
Speaker 1: trying to do this on this schedule, so we really
Speaker 1: don't want anybody over at the house. And I know
Speaker 1: this is weird for you guys because we love having
Speaker 1: you guys over, but from like this is something up
Speaker 1: noon to four. We don't want anybody coming in and
Speaker 1: out of the front door, so unless we call, so
Speaker 1: please just And it's going to be a little lokward
Speaker 1: to say something like that, but you have to say
Speaker 1: it or you can't expect it to not be followed.
Speaker 1: The hardest thing about boundaries are setting them. The second
Speaker 1: hardest thing is actually following through with them. Setting them
Speaker 1: is the hardest part of it. But yeah, that's okay,
Speaker 1: I mean it just.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And she's like I love that. She's like, I
Speaker 9: want to keep loving them because you're so right. Yes,
Speaker 9: you're that.
Speaker 6: Resentment is the word, and that will build up and
Speaker 6: you can't.
Speaker 1: Have that, Eddie.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like why did they move in next to each other?
Speaker 7: That's that's the weird one. Like their next door.
Speaker 9: Neighbors, Well that's not going to change.
Speaker 1: Well why yeah? And do they'd move over there because
Speaker 1: the baby?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 11: So they've been our neighbors for almost ten years, but
Speaker 11: we only.
Speaker 4: Saw them once a week before the baby was born.
Speaker 4: And now I see them probably at least every other day,
Speaker 4: if not every day.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is what I'm gonna say, dead bull,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one is it dead where they can
Speaker 1: just walk in and sit on your couch. So, first
Speaker 1: of all, appreciate your blessing, even as annoying as it
Speaker 1: can be, because if something bad happens and you need
Speaker 1: to go somewhere, they're there.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: Second blessing is they love that baby, but that does
Speaker 1: not mean that they have the right to come in
Speaker 1: at any time and make your life harder. The hardest
Speaker 1: thing about a boundary of setting it. Luckily for you,
Speaker 1: the second hardest thing is actually enforcing it. You have
Speaker 1: got to communicate with your husband, who probably needs to
Speaker 1: be the communicator of it, to say, hey, we're struggling
Speaker 1: right now. These are the times, thank you, and go
Speaker 1: from there. It's uncomfortable, but it is what has to
Speaker 1: be done. Please update as okay, Anna.
Speaker 11: I absolutely will.
Speaker 3: It's time for the good news.
Speaker 4: Ready.
Speaker 7: Karen Spain, she's eighty one years old, lives in Alabama,
Speaker 7: and she calls herself a big football fan, but she
Speaker 7: loves her quarterbacks, always has and specifically recently, she loves
Speaker 7: Patrick Mahomes and she says it's on her bucket list
Speaker 7: before she croaks, she wants to meet Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 1: Well, just a couple of weeks ago. It happened.
Speaker 7: She went to their training camp, and I guess she
Speaker 7: put it online so people knew of her story. As
Speaker 7: soon as the fans saw her, they're like, come, come,
Speaker 7: come to the come to the front. So she cut
Speaker 7: all the way in the front. She goes right by
Speaker 7: the fence and here comes Patty. She goes Patrick Patrick,
Speaker 7: and he recognized her and says, oh my gosh, I
Speaker 7: want to meet you.
Speaker 1: They met.
Speaker 7: She paints these watercolors of Patrick Mahomes, so Patty he
Speaker 7: signed them, gave him to her.
Speaker 1: He talked to her for a little bit and they
Speaker 1: had a moment. The sign said, well a moment sounds
Speaker 1: like they're made out. The sign that she made says,
Speaker 1: I'm eighty one, want to meet fifteen before I croak,
Speaker 1: she's holding it out. Yeah, well she doesn't look old
Speaker 1: old really yeah, I mean they really could have a thing. No, man,
Speaker 1: he's happily married. No, yeah, no, she doesn't look that old.
Speaker 1: That's cool. So she got to meet him. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: I never met Patrick Mahomes. I never met Dak Presco.
Speaker 1: I want to meet him. Oh yeah, that's cool. I
Speaker 1: never had Mark Grace. That'd be cool to meet him.
Speaker 1: A great story, that's what it's all about. That was
Speaker 1: telling me something good. She got a lot of them.
Speaker 1: Here's mine. The reason karate belts go white, yellow, orange, green, blue, purple, brown, red, black,
Speaker 1: because that's the order they go in, is because fighters
Speaker 1: used to only be able to afford one belt, and
Speaker 1: when you go back to the colors, they would keep
Speaker 1: dying them darker and darker. One belt. It just kept
Speaker 1: getting dyed darker, so white, yellow, orange, green, blue, purple, brown, red, black,
Speaker 1: black being last because that was all the dies had,
Speaker 1: no idea. That's pretty cool, Amy, fun fact Friday.
Speaker 6: The CIA trains dolphins for various duties, including discovering undersea
Speaker 6: mining operations, recovering lost things, and detecting and labeling enemy swimmers.
Speaker 1: Dolphins are pretty smart. You do a dolphin and that's
Speaker 1: a seawell, well, lunchbox is doing that noise, Amy, Can
Speaker 1: you do a dolphin? It's a tough one to do.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's true. Oh that's a horse, lunchbox,
Speaker 1: new dolphin. That's good. That's that's a flipper, Eddie.
Speaker 12: I mean.
Speaker 1: That's a yeah. I don't know. Then that's tough. I
Speaker 1: don't even know, I can't identify what to chase.
Speaker 2: They do kind of laugh though I don't even know
Speaker 2: what to chase there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a tough one. Thank you, Amy, I'll lunchbox.
Speaker 5: Sixty percent of cohabitating couples will eventually get married.
Speaker 1: But the bad news is if.
Speaker 5: You live together prior to getting married, you have a
Speaker 5: forty percent higher rate of divorce.
Speaker 1: So it's just a lot of numbers. They're like sixty
Speaker 1: to get married, but then forty more to get divorced.
Speaker 1: Sounds like one hundred percent. Sounds like they do the
Speaker 1: quick math. That's one hundred percent of something, Eddie. So
Speaker 1: this is crazy. You're not gonna believe me.
Speaker 7: But Texas has the second largest tiger population in the world.
Speaker 1: Wow, is it from zoos? So many zoo's pets? Really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's zoos and then people have them as pets.
Speaker 7: India is number one and the state of Texas is
Speaker 7: number two. They say that they're around two thousand tigers
Speaker 7: living in Texas.
Speaker 1: Currently, and you can have one legally. If you're a
Speaker 1: two thousand, they gotta be. That would be a pretty
Speaker 1: cool pet. Yeah, then I would feel bad because I
Speaker 1: wanted to claw it because I don't want to get killed,
Speaker 1: but I don't wanted to claw an animal because that's wrong.
Speaker 2: That would be pretty cool to have a tiger Morgan.
Speaker 6: Your heartbeat changes and mimics the music you listen to,
Speaker 6: so music slows down or revs you up, depending upon
Speaker 6: the tempo of the music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, like your heart beat. I listened to all
Speaker 1: slow music all the time, so your heart rates slow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just have really sad music like that might have
Speaker 1: been clinically dead. Then a couple of times, the first
Speaker 1: past that Brett Farb ever completed in the NFL was
Speaker 1: to himself. The past was tipped by defensive lineman and
Speaker 1: he caught at lost seven yards in the process.
Speaker 2: Brett Farb's first ever pass completion was to himself.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Wait you think about that? Was that fun?
Speaker 9: That's fun?
Speaker 6: I don't even really care about football, but I like
Speaker 6: brev b are t t f a r V classic
Speaker 6: p h.
Speaker 2: All right, no, it's uh spelled like fabra.
Speaker 1: I remember that mostly Well, I mean you sit on
Speaker 1: TV much more like something about mary Back Brett favre
Speaker 1: f a v r E Brett Fabra. And then finally,
Speaker 1: toads cannot give you warts, they say they can. Warts
Speaker 1: are caused by human papaloma virus. Yeah, the QORB being human.
Speaker 1: A warts lumpy appearance is due to epidermal cells multiplying
Speaker 1: due to the virus. Warts can spread based on skin
Speaker 1: to skin contact. But you cannot in no way get
Speaker 1: a warp from a toad. Hold on, It's h p
Speaker 1: V is the wart? Do you want to hear the
Speaker 1: craziest fun fact? That's that's mind blowing fact. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was gonna be held for a different segment called mind
Speaker 1: Blowing Fact Friday or mind Blowing Fact Monday. This don't
Speaker 1: blow your mind? Chuck and Chuck Norris, that's his name.
Speaker 1: What's the stand for? Chuck?
Speaker 2: Henry Charles Carles, Charles, Carlos?
Speaker 7: What what Chuck North's name is Carlos.
Speaker 1: He's Mexican.
Speaker 10: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Prepared to have your mind bloom? I love
Speaker 1: the past tense didn't work.
Speaker 2: Here's a voicemail from Stephanie and Sacramento.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to.
Speaker 4: Tell you how much I've been enjoying the Bobby Bolts Show.
Speaker 4: Original music and songs.
Speaker 9: Freeze intro song I love.
Speaker 4: And It's struck in my head all the time. It's
Speaker 4: a new one for them, anonymous mailbag.
Speaker 11: It's also really cool even Eddie's never going to get
Speaker 11: it song I love if.
Speaker 6: Bobby's transition between podcasts for one in part two is
Speaker 6: like so entertaining.
Speaker 11: So I just really love what you've been doing and
Speaker 11: keep up good work.
Speaker 1: That's the show, Thank you. We have to do it
Speaker 1: because we'll go to jail by playing real music. We
Speaker 1: can't play any real music on the podcast. We can
Speaker 1: on this because we have the right. But so we
Speaker 1: have to make up our own songs. So and so
Speaker 1: read who wake Up, Wake Up.
Speaker 12: In the morning, wake Up, Wake Up in the radio,
Speaker 12: The Dodgers and the Lunchbox, Morrell get tread out.
Speaker 8: It's trying to put you through.
Speaker 12: Fuck, he's running. There's Wig's next good the Bobby's on
Speaker 12: the mox.
Speaker 6: So you know what this.
Speaker 10: The Bobby ball.
Speaker 1: So we play that on the podcast. We play coming
Speaker 1: Up before we do the news. But Monday we'll play
Speaker 1: the full version of that song, even the full version
Speaker 1: of a minute and a half. But there's a second
Speaker 1: verse that we did for that, and I'll play it.
Speaker 1: We'll do a world from here of it, okay, pile
Speaker 1: of stories.
Speaker 9: All right, So this is a customer service hack.
Speaker 6: If you want to talk to a real person, just
Speaker 6: start saying bad words because the system will think that
Speaker 6: you are really angry and they need to connect you
Speaker 6: with someone asap.
Speaker 1: So if you get an operator, don't start screaming profanities
Speaker 1: at them.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, this is if like you're getting yes, your
Speaker 6: like automated system, they'll flag you as disgruntled and trainsfer
Speaker 6: you immediately. Now I don't know for sure for sure
Speaker 6: this is the thing, but you know sometimes you like
Speaker 6: try to press zero, you try to press one, You're like, oh,
Speaker 6: I just want to talk to a.
Speaker 9: Human, so just be like like blank.
Speaker 1: So let's just say the word flake is yeah, hold
Speaker 1: her for a different word.
Speaker 2: So it's like, please press.
Speaker 1: Flake flag flake flake.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you do that, you're going to the disgruntled line. Yeah, awesome,
Speaker 1: pretty good. Maybe I feel like lunchboxes it anyway, just
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So this dating coach was talking about how if the
Speaker 6: guy doesn't say I love you within three months, you
Speaker 6: should dump him.
Speaker 1: But that dating coach does not have a big clientele.
Speaker 9: His name's Jake Maddock.
Speaker 6: He puts up a lot of videos on TikTok and Instagram,
Speaker 6: and he says, yeah, by twelve weeks, your partner should
Speaker 6: know if they love you. That's the ideal to and
Speaker 6: if I love you's not being said, you're wasting your time.
Speaker 1: It's the dumbest thing ever heard. Is that such a
Speaker 1: private and personal thing. Also, I know some dude said
Speaker 1: it first night, and I'm saying.
Speaker 9: When did you say it? Do you remember? And were
Speaker 9: you the first one to say it?
Speaker 1: Well? I was, for sure, And my wife is the
Speaker 1: only person I ever said it to my whole life.
Speaker 1: I never said it to anybody before her. It became
Speaker 1: a thing I wondered if I would ever say it,
Speaker 1: And then I did say it. I was probably five
Speaker 1: or six months probably, and yes, of course, yeah, I
Speaker 1: said it. Yeah, And I was like, this is exactly
Speaker 1: how I went, and went, so baby, I love you.
Speaker 10: That is smooth, not yeah.
Speaker 2: Mostly I think I was like, hope you love me back, Like,
Speaker 2: how do you be a dating coach?
Speaker 1: You just say it? You just put a video like
Speaker 1: I'm a dating coach or.
Speaker 6: A matchmaker like you maybe you have a gift.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm saying you can just say whatever
Speaker 1: you want. Be like, I'm a dating coach and you
Speaker 1: put a video up and all of a sudden they're like,
Speaker 1: he's a dating coach.
Speaker 9: He's like a hitch.
Speaker 1: There's no way he makes money. Nobody would say that's
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. All right, what else?
Speaker 6: Okay, so this is not a scam. It's something Miranda
Speaker 6: Lambert is doing. If you text the number four three
Speaker 6: zero three hundred zero one four four.
Speaker 1: Mmy, go scam me already, you're going to get.
Speaker 9: To hear a clip of Miranda Labor's new song.
Speaker 1: You'll thee Randa Answers.
Speaker 6: It's the tenth song off her new album, Postcards from Texas,
Speaker 6: which is coming out September thirteenth.
Speaker 9: But have you've been seeing that around? Like it's cool
Speaker 9: to call?
Speaker 1: We're not gonna say the number again because I don't
Speaker 1: need people doing that right now. Ya later say dial
Speaker 1: into us, but we'll put it up on something on
Speaker 1: socials after.
Speaker 3: The other though.
Speaker 9: Later call Labor. But you can hear klaboage something cool
Speaker 9: that Miranda's doing. I mean, well eight, So what number
Speaker 9: is that?
Speaker 1: Mike Joe?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think that was two o though, but.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's lunch talk is number two one. Hi Mamy,
Speaker 9: that's my pile.
Speaker 1: That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
Speaker 1: good news?
Speaker 11: How much Box?
Speaker 5: Back in twenty twenty, these two dudes in Utah wanted
Speaker 5: something fun to do for people in the community while
Speaker 5: COVID was going on. So they came up with a
Speaker 5: treasure hunt, hid some money, put out a poem said
Speaker 5: go find the treasure. Well, this year they put it
Speaker 5: out in Spanish. It's been out there for two months.
Speaker 5: People have been hunting, looking all over Utah.
Speaker 1: Where could it be?
Speaker 5: Well, a couple of days ago, Dad and son treasure hunting,
Speaker 5: found the twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Wow. Was it like under a rock or was like
Speaker 1: in a business?
Speaker 5: It doesn't free, It doesn't say. It just says they
Speaker 5: were searching and they found it, and they notified the
Speaker 5: people and they said that's it.
Speaker 1: I feel like if I wrote a poem to give
Speaker 1: a hint people finding five minutes, so that must be
Speaker 1: a really long poem. And it was in Spanish. It
Speaker 1: was in Spanish with tiny clues, and I felt like
Speaker 1: I would be like it rhymes with Ric Donald's Oh
Speaker 1: it's McDonald's and it's on the street of a person
Speaker 1: who was big in civil rights, Martin Luther King. How'd
Speaker 1: you get it so quick? Luther King?
Speaker 10: Dang, it'd be over.
Speaker 1: In like five seconds. I'd be terrible of this game.
Speaker 1: That's that's cool. They found it. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: money to find.
Speaker 5: Yeah, father son out hunting all summer. He's about to
Speaker 5: go back to school. Find the twenty five k.
Speaker 1: Also, if it's cash, I'd be worried if I were
Speaker 1: putting it out somebody to find it and not know
Speaker 1: it was rash for that, just have it, keep it.
Speaker 5: I don't know the cash was actually at the site,
Speaker 5: or if it's like, hey, you're the winner and then
Speaker 5: you got to contact them.
Speaker 1: And that should be so much cooler to that, that'd
Speaker 1: be so much cooler.
Speaker 2: A good story, that's what it's all about. That was
Speaker 2: telling me something good.
Speaker 1: We're just a few minutes away from Josh Turner and
Speaker 1: studio Baby turned them blatch down. He'll be in a second.
Speaker 1: I do want to play this voicemail though.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to let you know I heard about
Speaker 4: this scammeler of people calling trying to authorize charges on
Speaker 4: your debit cards. I just got that phone calling. Thanks
Speaker 4: to you, I didn't get taken. Thanks, guys, have a
Speaker 4: great day.
Speaker 2: You guys say we have seen her a joker out
Speaker 2: all day, but women we do. But like we're looking
Speaker 2: out for you, guys.
Speaker 1: That's why we do scam alert, scam alert. When we
Speaker 1: almost get scammed, we share it with you. Like my
Speaker 1: doctor text me a couple of days ago. Didn't he respond,
Speaker 1: thought I was a scam. It wasn't. Yes, but I
Speaker 1: was so vigil and he responded, my doctor, let's do
Speaker 1: the morning Corny.
Speaker 10: Here we go, the morning Corny.
Speaker 6: What's a banana's favorite gymnastics move?
Speaker 1: Split splits?
Speaker 10: That was the morning Corny.
Speaker 1: Tough one?
Speaker 6: Huh yeah, I can do another one?
Speaker 1: That bad?
Speaker 9: When that bad?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: I'm maxed out? Please? Okay, she's begging, go ahead.
Speaker 9: When is it appropriate to sleep in the baths?
Speaker 1: Ub ahead?
Speaker 9: When you feel drink.
Speaker 2: A little better? Yeah, all right, there we go.
Speaker 5: That was the morning Corny.
Speaker 1: Josh, good to see a buddy. You too, Hey, So
Speaker 1: a couple of questions for you. One, I do want
Speaker 1: to talk about the Let's talk about the record first,
Speaker 1: because how many is this your tenth album? Is it
Speaker 1: ten albums.
Speaker 3: Tenth studio album?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you do live albums too, that doesn't.
Speaker 3: Count, not as a studio album though, but.
Speaker 1: None of that. But it's how many albums do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you say? How many albums? If you had,
Speaker 1: do you count the live albums? Because that's work, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean it was work.
Speaker 1: Do you ever put new songs on a live album?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, I would be scared to do that.
Speaker 1: Do you ever go back and kind of because we
Speaker 1: did a live comedy album once and went back and
Speaker 1: kind of fixed a vocal or too, I re sang
Speaker 1: it one of the on one of them because I
Speaker 1: messed it up live.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean you always fixed something because it's live music,
Speaker 3: but you don't want to make it so you don't
Speaker 3: want to fix so much stuff to where it like
Speaker 3: loses its live feel.
Speaker 1: I said a complete word wrong, So that happens. I
Speaker 1: went back in and just tried to like act like
Speaker 1: I was singing a live again. And I can kind
Speaker 1: of tell when I listened to it that I can
Speaker 1: tell anyway that it's kind of an overdub. But only
Speaker 1: eleven people listened and none of them even cared.
Speaker 3: So two Sundays ago, I actually had to walk off
Speaker 3: stage because I had like drainage that I couldn't clear
Speaker 3: in my throat and like it was literally preventing me
Speaker 3: from singing. So I was like, there's no way to
Speaker 3: deal with this other than to just walk off stage
Speaker 3: and try to get it out and come back.
Speaker 1: And oh, you see, you did come back.
Speaker 3: You went, and but everybody was so scared. They were like,
Speaker 3: what happened? Is he okay? I'm like, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Did you tell your band guys while you were leaving?
Speaker 3: No, there was no time to explain. I just had
Speaker 3: to go deal with it and come back.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: Then I made the mistake of telling the crowd why
Speaker 3: I left, and I was like, well, there went all
Speaker 3: my sex appeals.
Speaker 1: So so tell me. Tell me about this record, because
Speaker 1: I was looking at a bunch of the tracks and
Speaker 1: it's called this country music thing, which I think of
Speaker 1: you as somebody who does traditional, straight ahead country music.
Speaker 1: I would have expected nothing different than this country music thing.
Speaker 1: Why'd you name it that?
Speaker 3: It's it's named after a song on the record that
Speaker 3: I wrote by myself and never thought it would end
Speaker 3: up on a record. But my producer that was this
Speaker 3: number one pick for this record, And I'm thinking, this
Speaker 3: is so outside of what I normally sang about. And
Speaker 3: he said, that's what I love about it. He said,
Speaker 3: it's kind of like a rap song. It's like, you know, hey,
Speaker 3: look what I did.
Speaker 1: Why'd you write this song by yourself? Were you just
Speaker 1: inspired one night at the house or something.
Speaker 3: I honestly don't remember writing it. I don't know. I
Speaker 3: don't know when I wrote it. It was just it
Speaker 3: just kind of came out. And it's basically a snapshot
Speaker 3: of my musical life about dreaming about getting here and
Speaker 3: then getting here and actually living my dream and accomplishing
Speaker 3: the things that I've accomplished, and calling my heroes friends
Speaker 3: and so forth, and so on and so. And then
Speaker 3: at the end, the outro actually happened after the fact
Speaker 3: because I was just messing around in the studio after
Speaker 3: I had sung my vocal and it just felt so good,
Speaker 3: and so I like constructed this whole outro and it
Speaker 3: was just kind of a tip of the cap to
Speaker 3: all the country greats.
Speaker 1: Any chance that your producer got one over on you
Speaker 1: and he actually wrote it and just told you.
Speaker 3: You wrote it. No, because I actually sent it to him.
Speaker 3: It was a It was in a huge drop box
Speaker 3: folder and he came back and that was his first choice.
Speaker 1: So dang, that'd be so cool to be able to
Speaker 1: write songs and not even know it, like really good
Speaker 1: songs and not even know it. They must just be
Speaker 1: churning out of you. Do you keep a full like?
Speaker 3: And I don't even do drugs, So I mean, was
Speaker 3: it Atlantis? Morset always said she had to be hired
Speaker 3: to write songs or whatever.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I'm not gonna writeing song. I do drugs.
Speaker 1: I'm just now Josh Turner is convincing me to do
Speaker 1: drugs for the first time ever.
Speaker 3: I'm not suggesting that. I'm just throwing it out there
Speaker 3: as an option.
Speaker 1: Anyone ever come to you to do voice work like
Speaker 1: a cartoons or anything. I wish man, they're missing out.
Speaker 3: You're the second person today they asked me that. I
Speaker 3: hate that, So, I mean, I could.
Speaker 1: You ever do voice auditions for things?
Speaker 3: Because I have you had to bring that up?
Speaker 1: Well, do I do like twenty every month or so?
Speaker 1: I don't get any of them.
Speaker 3: I auditioned for one that it's probably been over ten
Speaker 3: years ago now, and it's still on the air, and
Speaker 3: it hurts every time I see it.
Speaker 1: Oh you hear it? You actually got it.
Speaker 3: I read for it and you got.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh got it. So you hear the other thing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my voice is on at the airport? Is yours?
Speaker 3: Sometimes?
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel pretty good about that one because it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's Bobby Bone. I don't forget to pee in the
Speaker 1: journal and not the floor. And I'm like, well, that's
Speaker 1: weird they would play that one over the top. What
Speaker 1: is your say at the airport?
Speaker 3: You know, when you're on the move and walkway, please
Speaker 3: move over to the right and get out of the way.
Speaker 1: That's funny. You torn a bunch.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw you had some time off and you went
Speaker 1: to the Grand Canyon, which I'd never been to the
Speaker 1: Grand Canyon until like three years ago. It's hard for
Speaker 1: me to be blown away because on Google image anything,
Speaker 1: but I went to the Grand Canyon, and I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've been before, but I was amazed at
Speaker 1: how grand that canyon is. That thing is a monster, right,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: I've I had actually been there twice before and never
Speaker 3: really had a whole lot of time to spend there.
Speaker 3: But this time I actually had time to spend and
Speaker 3: it was it was pretty incredible. We had great weather
Speaker 3: and yeah, and then one of the other places I
Speaker 3: went on vacation was Canyon Lands in Utah, and I
Speaker 3: don't I don't know how it compares necessarily to Grand Canyon,
Speaker 3: but like when you go to the Grand Canyon, you
Speaker 3: look down and you see the Colorado River. When you
Speaker 3: go to Canyon Lands, you look down and then there's
Speaker 3: a canyon within a canyon, and then another canyon within
Speaker 3: another canyon, and it's like and then the river's like
Speaker 3: way down there. That was pretty wild to see. It
Speaker 3: was I've never seen that before.
Speaker 1: Does that stuff inspire you to write or does that
Speaker 1: stuff actually get you out of your head when you're
Speaker 1: not wanting to write at all?
Speaker 3: A little of both. I think I have to have
Speaker 3: time to kind of live with it, and you know,
Speaker 3: see if there's anything there but songwriting something I've never
Speaker 3: really fully tried to figure out, because I don't think
Speaker 3: it can be figured out. It's something that just kind
Speaker 3: of happens. You just but you have to keep at
Speaker 3: it and you have to keep trying to get better
Speaker 3: and do your best at it. But I mean I've
Speaker 3: written more bad songs than good songs.
Speaker 1: Do you keep notes in your phone all the time,
Speaker 1: more concepts or do you ever record melodies in your
Speaker 1: phone where it just goes like.
Speaker 3: Doesn't every now and then? Usually it's a title idea.
Speaker 1: More of a concept guy than a melody guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess the only song that I've ever written
Speaker 3: that started with a melody first was Haywire and that
Speaker 3: record actually just went platinum. So wow, that worked.
Speaker 1: Like nice subtle flex where it didn't feel like that
Speaker 1: was a brag, It's like, that's really cool. Your hair's
Speaker 1: been the same for a long time, had the same
Speaker 1: barber stylists changed.
Speaker 3: For a long time? How long longer than I've been married,
Speaker 3: so over twenty years.
Speaker 1: Same the same person for twenty years, same location.
Speaker 3: I tell people that she's my common law wife, so
Speaker 3: because we've been together so.
Speaker 1: Long, and so she asked us, you have to say
Speaker 1: nothing to her about what you want. You just say,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm back and.
Speaker 3: The show up goes right to town the other thing
Speaker 3: and I'm out of there.
Speaker 1: Do you even care that much about?
Speaker 3: And she's never raised the price on me, so still
Speaker 3: a dollar, there's not it's not an inflationary relationship.
Speaker 1: Dang, that's awesome. You drive a truck. How do you
Speaker 1: how do you get ever band of the truck?
Speaker 3: It turns twenty years old this December.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're a guy that.
Speaker 3: I'm loyal to a fault.
Speaker 1: Who's your favorite sports team?
Speaker 3: Braves?
Speaker 1: Got to kind of be loyal. Yeah, you did win
Speaker 1: one pretty recently, we did, but before that, Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of just getting to that, you know, winning
Speaker 1: in l East and that's it. You go to many
Speaker 1: Braves games. Are you a big Braves fan? Or about football?
Speaker 3: And football fan clipsonto same thing?
Speaker 1: That's tough right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, nineteen eighty one, I was four years old. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then well then a lot of hard years, but
Speaker 3: then you.
Speaker 1: Want then you had great years and now it's kind
Speaker 1: of weird again.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, everything's weird right now.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like your coach doesn't even doesn't want to
Speaker 1: go to the portal at all. Don't you want to
Speaker 1: call him and be like, let's go, I'll throw you
Speaker 1: some in albox.
Speaker 3: I can't fault him for that. I mean, you want
Speaker 3: people to be there because they want to be there,
Speaker 3: not because they're going to get exposure, money or whatever.
Speaker 1: Well coming from you had the same hairstyles for twenty years,
Speaker 1: I felt that.
Speaker 3: Exactly you are you involved? Can you?
Speaker 1: Can you call clumbson and go like, I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: to a game and they give you good seats. Oh
Speaker 1: that's the best, isn't it. Yeah, like all that stuff
Speaker 1: is a kid that you.
Speaker 3: It hasn't always been that way.
Speaker 1: No, I agree, but yes, same same with me, Like
Speaker 1: it's it hasn't been that way for many years with Arkansas,
Speaker 1: but now it's really cool.
Speaker 3: It's all about who you know. Because I went, I
Speaker 3: would buy the cheap tickets, you know, and set up
Speaker 3: in the those bleeds every time.
Speaker 1: And I used to call it justin Moore, like can
Speaker 1: I borrow your tickets? When I knew he wasn't going
Speaker 1: to a game because I knew he had season tickets.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's one of the coolest things now to
Speaker 1: be able to be an adult and go to experience
Speaker 1: the things that I loved as a kid and couldn't
Speaker 1: really do. Yeah, as a kid, who were your favorite
Speaker 1: musical artists?
Speaker 3: Randy Travis was the guy that inspired me to come
Speaker 3: to this town, and I remember seeing him at the
Speaker 3: South Carolina State Fair, and it was just like a
Speaker 3: whole nother level for me because we didn't have a
Speaker 3: lot of and that was South Carolina State Fair was
Speaker 3: at least two hours from where I grew up, So
Speaker 3: I mean it was you know back then that was
Speaker 3: a drive and we didn't have artists come anywhere near
Speaker 3: us playing shows, so it was it was very far.
Speaker 1: Unto me, was that the moment you knew what you
Speaker 1: wanted to do or did you already have an idea?
Speaker 1: And it just kind of cumented that.
Speaker 3: I had already kind of had the bug at that point,
Speaker 3: but seeing him up there and seeing it in action
Speaker 3: like that was it just made it more real to me.
Speaker 1: So you're Mount rushmore of favorite musical artists of all time.
Speaker 1: You put Randy Travis up there?
Speaker 3: Ye who are you? John and some Johnny cash Burne, Gosden,
Speaker 3: Hank Williams.
Speaker 1: Because you have a junior shirt on. Oh you have
Speaker 1: seen you up on the top it is. And obviously
Speaker 1: you didn't get to see Hank Senior at the fair. No,
Speaker 1: he died making sure he died that he didn't either.
Speaker 1: I talked to Drew Baldridge recently and he talked about
Speaker 1: how he cried when you surprised him at the opry
Speaker 1: and he was still super moved about that. How did
Speaker 1: that go down? And you know, Drew has been a
Speaker 1: great story of like just doing it all himself. How
Speaker 1: do they approach you to go, Hey, would you go
Speaker 1: in surprise Drew?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's been a little while, but but yeah, he
Speaker 3: he was a fan of mine and and they asked
Speaker 3: me to come surprise him and it was an honor
Speaker 3: to me saying with Scotti McCreery just recently, and you know,
Speaker 3: so it you know, it feels good that that somebody's
Speaker 3: paying attention.
Speaker 1: You know what's the key to raising four boys?
Speaker 3: Patience and discipline.
Speaker 1: So do you think they're all boys? Because all this
Speaker 1: testosterone that's like coming out of you in your voice,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's coming out of your fingernails.
Speaker 3: Somebody asked me earlier this morning and if I had
Speaker 3: ever served in the military. I was like, no, I said,
Speaker 3: but if you ask my boys that sometimes they probably
Speaker 3: think I have.
Speaker 1: With the way I are you disciplinarian?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: When you said discipline, I was gonna say discipline towards
Speaker 6: them or just being disciplined with yourself as apparently consistent
Speaker 6: with them.
Speaker 1: What about their dreams? Do they want any music or sports?
Speaker 1: Or they think you're cool?
Speaker 3: My oldest he's got the music bug for sure.
Speaker 1: And what advice do you give him? Because you've kind
Speaker 1: of been through it in every way?
Speaker 3: That's hard because I could easily, you know, just hold
Speaker 3: his hand through the whole process, but I don't. I
Speaker 3: just don't want to do that because I just feel
Speaker 3: like that would do him a disservice. He needs to
Speaker 3: learn on his own. I'm going to guide him and
Speaker 3: make sure he doesn't make a lot of the bigger
Speaker 3: mistakes that I made in my career. But he's got
Speaker 3: to he's got to learn it on his own and
Speaker 3: figure out exactly where he wants to go, and and
Speaker 3: you know, he's got to show that he's will to
Speaker 3: work for it.
Speaker 1: So the new album, This Country Music Thing, it is
Speaker 1: out today. I want to play a little bit of
Speaker 1: down in Georgia. Do you think they wrote this song
Speaker 1: with you in mind?
Speaker 3: I think they did. I'm trying to find out what
Speaker 3: that story is because my brother actually pitched me this song.
Speaker 3: This is the first song that my brothers pitched to
Speaker 3: me that I've actually recorded, So that's a little trivia
Speaker 3: piece of this record.
Speaker 1: But how many you think he's pitched you?
Speaker 3: A lot? Yeah? Yeah, so he was super excited when
Speaker 3: this ended up on the record. But yeah, I didn't
Speaker 3: know any of the writers, still don't. But this was
Speaker 3: before they even knew that I was moving to Georgia,
Speaker 3: and I didn't know if they knew my wife was
Speaker 3: from Georgia. So I was like, they've been reading my
Speaker 3: mail or something. And then I saw on Instagram I
Speaker 3: think one of the writers said yeah, we wrote it
Speaker 3: for you, and I'm like, well, can you elaborate, like
Speaker 3: did you know the story and then you wrote it
Speaker 3: or what? I'm still curious to find out.
Speaker 1: So have you ever seen the national anthem?
Speaker 3: I have you know?
Speaker 1: They say start they say start way low. Do you
Speaker 1: even start lower?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I'm retired from the anthem.
Speaker 1: Though, no, But I mean everyone's like, you know, if
Speaker 1: you sing the anthem, start lower than you normally sing,
Speaker 1: how do you start even lower than what you're already.
Speaker 3: At because it only goes up.
Speaker 1: I know what I'm saying is a sound that only
Speaker 1: you can hear, because there's.
Speaker 3: Like probably yeah, it's just a vibration.
Speaker 1: When you listen back to your own music, I don't
Speaker 1: know do you like it? Are you you do?
Speaker 3: Because yeah?
Speaker 1: Or are you at this point you've heard it so
Speaker 1: many times I have to like it. Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 1: I just I hate everything I do. I think that's
Speaker 1: a We're different kinds of people, obviously, but I hate
Speaker 1: everything I ever do.
Speaker 3: So back in two thousand and nine, my second son
Speaker 3: was born that June, and my daddy came out on
Speaker 3: the road with me for a couple of weeks, and
Speaker 3: about three four days in he was so sick of
Speaker 3: the bus. He was so sick of like just the
Speaker 3: whole thing, and he was like, you obviously love what
Speaker 3: you do, because I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 3: And I don't think he's been on the road with
Speaker 3: me since so.
Speaker 1: Well, you listen to songs of yours over and over
Speaker 1: and over and over again, and make small tweaks as
Speaker 1: you're in the process.
Speaker 3: You know, it's funny some artists and writers like they'll
Speaker 3: nitpick things to death, but I'm not like that. I'll
Speaker 3: get it to where I feel like it needs to be,
Speaker 3: and then I'll leave it alone. I wrote with Mac
Speaker 3: Davis one time, and he told me that he was
Speaker 3: still tweaking in the ghetto. So I was like, Mac,
Speaker 3: I think you should let it go.
Speaker 1: Do you ever hear older songs? For example, your Man,
Speaker 1: Do you ever hear that song and go? Man? I
Speaker 1: wish we'd have done this differently as far as like
Speaker 1: the production or your voice. Even though that song has
Speaker 1: been a number one, it's a massive song. Are you
Speaker 1: just like that is? It's awesome? I leave it alone.
Speaker 3: Well, I've come to understand that once the fans become
Speaker 3: familiar with something, they don't want that to change. If
Speaker 3: you go back in and re record and original or whatever, like,
Speaker 3: they pick up on that real quick. And for me,
Speaker 3: I can hear the youth and the inexperience in my
Speaker 3: voice because I was still coming out of a vocal
Speaker 3: injury back then, and I was still young, and I
Speaker 3: wasn't thirty five, because I had been told and taught that,
Speaker 3: you know, a male's voice doesn't fully mature until they're
Speaker 3: thirty five. But I've also learned that once you get
Speaker 3: past thirty five and you do what I do for
Speaker 3: a living, it continues to develop and grow, you know,
Speaker 3: and just develop textures. So there's times where I hear
Speaker 3: Long Black Train or Your Man or any of those
Speaker 3: early songs, I'm like, man, I wonder what it would
Speaker 3: sound like if I sing it.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 3: People hear that on the road.
Speaker 1: So you can hear the kid and you can hear
Speaker 1: the young.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but there's something there's something cool about that
Speaker 3: though it sometimes it feels like a whole other.
Speaker 1: Lifetime whenever you hear why don't we just dance? What
Speaker 1: does that remind you of? At that time when that
Speaker 1: song was doing its thing?
Speaker 3: So before that song had even come to light, really,
Speaker 3: I was on the road. I don't remember where we were,
Speaker 3: but I just remember exactly what the venue looked like.
Speaker 3: And we started playing that song and people just right
Speaker 3: off the bat just started getting in the aisles and
Speaker 3: dancing and cheering and rushing the stage. And it's still
Speaker 3: like that. It's crazy. It just sends a jolt of
Speaker 3: electricity through the crowd. And what's interesting about that is
Speaker 3: I wasn't ready to make a record, and that song
Speaker 3: had gotten pitched to me. I loved it, put it
Speaker 3: on hold. And then Jada Marcus reaches out and says, hey,
Speaker 3: you know from Flights. Yeah, we'd love to record that,
Speaker 3: and he said, but I know you got it on hold.
Speaker 3: He said, would you be willing to go in and
Speaker 3: record it to see if you were willing to keep
Speaker 3: it or want to keep it. I was like, that's
Speaker 3: pretty reasonable. So Wow, went in and rest is history.
Speaker 1: Because Rascal Flights thought it was also a great song.
Speaker 1: You went and recorded it to see how it fell,
Speaker 1: and you loved it. Then you had to call him
Speaker 1: back and be like, sorry, sucker.
Speaker 3: Four week number one most played song of twenty ten.
Speaker 1: Like sing that song about Mayberry, Sucker, we got this.
Speaker 1: That's a fun fact. I never knew that. What about
Speaker 1: would you go with me? What does that make you
Speaker 1: think about?
Speaker 3: The pitch meeting over at Sony Tree, my producer Frank
Speaker 3: Rogers and I went in and once again, you know,
Speaker 3: I was looking for songs for my second record, so
Speaker 3: I was still green and heard the song. It was
Speaker 3: four verses and a big long like instrumental break. There
Speaker 3: was no chorus, and so I'm sitting there thinking, man,
Speaker 3: it sounds really cool, but like it just feels like
Speaker 3: it's missing something. And Frank spoke up and said, like,
Speaker 3: there's probably seven or eight pluggers in this meeting, and
Speaker 3: he said, tell the writers to go back and write
Speaker 3: a hit chorus and we'll we'll take it. And they
Speaker 3: were like okay, And so they went and told Sean
Speaker 3: Camp and John Scott Sheryl and they came back with
Speaker 3: the hit chorus.
Speaker 1: How long until you got it back?
Speaker 3: Not long?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I imagine you work pretty quick. If somebody says, hey,
Speaker 1: if you can fix those you like it? Yep, because
Speaker 1: you know there are ten thousand songs coming at you
Speaker 1: ten thousand times a day. Wow, congratulations on the new record.
Speaker 1: Josh is all over Josh Turner dot com. He's doing
Speaker 1: his Greatest Hits Tour and now all the way until November.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're at it. Huh. How do you like
Speaker 1: not being here in Nashville.
Speaker 3: It's a good change of scenery.
Speaker 1: Can you be a dad in human more when you're
Speaker 1: not here?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think so. I feel like I can. So. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a it's good. I'm closer. Actually, my wife and
Speaker 3: I both are closer to family, and it's closer to
Speaker 3: closer to our favorite sports teams and which is a
Speaker 3: big deal all that, but and I'm still not too
Speaker 3: far from Nashville.
Speaker 1: So well, really good to see it. Congrats on the
Speaker 1: record and you know, looking forward to seeing you know,
Speaker 1: all the success of it, and congratulations. Do Christmas albums
Speaker 1: count as the record an album?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, okay they do. Yeah, just trying to figure out
Speaker 1: what work I put into it.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Christmas.
Speaker 1: Studio but not live don't count as when I say
Speaker 1: ten albums, eleven albums, yeah, okay, just make it sure.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to learn this, man. Josh brings in
Speaker 1: a new language here, Man, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: Then you've got compilations.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't even start, man, it's about exploding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, there is Josh Turner. Josh, thanks man, good
Speaker 1: to see al right, Joshner. Everybody, good job.
Speaker 12: Wake up, wake up in the morning, and the turning
Speaker 12: radio and the Dodgas keeps on turn here ready, lunchbox
Speaker 12: more game two Steve bread have it's trying to put
Speaker 12: you through.
Speaker 8: Fuck.
Speaker 12: He's running this week's next bit and Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 12: So you know what this.
Speaker 10: The Bobby Bone.
Speaker 2: It's the easiest trivia game ever.
Speaker 1: Amy.
Speaker 9: Yes.
Speaker 1: The category is who on the Bobby Bone Show. Which
Speaker 1: of the show members was a full time mentor on
Speaker 1: American Idol for several seasons. Bobby Correct is a very
Speaker 1: easy Lunchbox who on the show claims a ghost took
Speaker 1: over their body, went inside their body and made them
Speaker 1: really sad. Scuba Steve correct, Eddie, who on the show
Speaker 1: is known for cannonballing into relationships very very quickly. That
Speaker 1: would be Abby Yes, Abby, Yes. Morgan, who on the
Speaker 1: show lost one hundred pounds by diet and exercise.
Speaker 2: Mike Deep correct, So very easy for us.
Speaker 1: We're all part of the show here now. Amy has
Speaker 1: four points and is wearing the tr She's the current champion.
Speaker 1: Eddie has four points. If you win, you're the new champ. Wowow.
Speaker 1: But Morgan and Lunchbox can jump in and win too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do that today. Easy trivia. If you miss it,
Speaker 1: you hear this sound you've been Question number one, Amy,
Speaker 1: what country musical legend is known for? Ring of Fire?
Speaker 9: Johnny Cash correct?
Speaker 1: Lunchbox, Hillary, Charles and Dave make up what country trio? Yes?
Speaker 1: I know this one, lady a correct in the category
Speaker 1: of country music, Eddie, what country star has an alter
Speaker 1: ego named Chris Gaines? Garth Brooks? Morgan, what's the title
Speaker 1: of the famous Willie Nelson song about traveling on the
Speaker 1: road again? Correct? Everybody remains the category is Nickelodeon shows
Speaker 1: easy Trivia? Which Nickelodeon show, Aimy features a group of
Speaker 1: babies exploring the world. Which Nickelodeon show features a group
Speaker 1: of babies exploring there? Okay, Lunchbox, who lives in a
Speaker 1: pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob square Pants?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: Eddie? What language would kids learn by watching Dora the Explorer?
Speaker 1: Who is spaniol? Correct? Morgan? Who plays Clarissa and Clarissa
Speaker 1: explains it all? What Malarissa famous Nickelodeon shows. Who plays
Speaker 1: Clarissa and Clarissa explains it all?
Speaker 9: You sure Clarissa was before my time? When did Clarissa
Speaker 9: explain it all? Even come out of Clarissa explains it all?
Speaker 1: Who played that role?
Speaker 11: I don't know, Melissa Joonhart Correct, Oh, that's the only
Speaker 11: reason I guess her.
Speaker 1: Wowe Next up, Country characteristics Amy, Which country is known
Speaker 1: for the city of Venice and its canals.
Speaker 9: Italy?
Speaker 1: Correct? Lunchbox, which country is known for its cold temperature?
Speaker 1: And Fiords f j O R d s. That could
Speaker 1: be a lot of them. Forge Fjords Fords fjords.
Speaker 5: Uh, cold temperature and Fords fjords, Fjords fjords.
Speaker 1: And you said country.
Speaker 2: Which country is known for cold temperatures and fjords?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, why would you not go there? Iceland?
Speaker 5: They got Fords Fjords. It's Norway.
Speaker 9: What's those little things on your head?
Speaker 1: Ad, because Alaska has them?
Speaker 9: To you they wear those on their heads.
Speaker 1: King, Yeah, yeah, it's like Okay, I didn't.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You think it's one of those like furry things they
Speaker 1: wear ned of? Okay, that's rough, sorry, watching in the
Speaker 1: name Eddie. What country is known for the Amazon rainforest
Speaker 1: since it contains nearly sixty percent of it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? The Amazon?
Speaker 7: That's what country? Oh shoot, I was gonna do continent?
Speaker 7: Who is close?
Speaker 1: This is a tough, tough one. Which country is known
Speaker 1: for the Amazon rainforest since it contains nearly sixty percent
Speaker 1: of it? So it's South America?
Speaker 7: And I'm thinking maybe Brazil has most of the Amazon.
Speaker 7: Brazil would be the biggest country down there, I think,
Speaker 7: so give me Brazil, correct, Morgan?
Speaker 1: What country is the largest in the world by land area?
Speaker 1: Basically the biggest country? I really want to mix up
Speaker 1: continentc in countries right now.
Speaker 2: It's really throwing me off. Which country, Which country.
Speaker 9: Is the biggest in the world by land mass?
Speaker 1: It's the biggest the size. Which country is the largest
Speaker 1: by land area?
Speaker 6: China?
Speaker 1: Incorrect?
Speaker 10: You've been boo y Russia?
Speaker 1: Australia, Russia.
Speaker 6: That was a hard had gotten that question?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I wish you did too, Amy, Amy and Eddie?
Speaker 1: You two have survived. Oh wow, smart, there's gonna be
Speaker 1: into the season. Here go.
Speaker 2: The category is numbers, Amy.
Speaker 1: How many colors are in the rainbow?
Speaker 9: Seven?
Speaker 1: Correct? Wow, that's a good one, Eddie. How many degrees
Speaker 1: are there in a full circle? And sixty? Correct? I
Speaker 1: didn't like that pause, Amy. How many planets are in
Speaker 1: our solar system?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: How many planets are in our solar system?
Speaker 9: Are we counting the.
Speaker 6: Do we count the do we count the we count
Speaker 6: the beak?
Speaker 8: Nine?
Speaker 1: I'll accept eight or nine?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because planet? Yeah, Eddie? How many original American colonies were there?
Speaker 1: How many original American colonies were there? Oh? Okay, thirteen? Correct?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: Famous movie characters between you two. What Star Wars character, Amy,
Speaker 1: come on is captain of the Millennium Falcon? What bro
Speaker 1: I don't know what's the first question to hear on
Speaker 1: the thing bro Bro Star Wars? Yeah? What Star Wars
Speaker 1: character is Captain of the Millennium Falcon? You know.
Speaker 9: I only know one captain, Captain Kirk.
Speaker 1: Is that your answer?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Congratulations, that's it. No, it's not.
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 1: That's the wrong movie? It is, Yeah, Han solo. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have known that. So we're not boning her yet.
Speaker 1: Eddie gotta get this one right. You don't want a boner,
Speaker 1: and then we can don't. I don't want to give
Speaker 1: her a bone. Take it back, Eddie for the what's
Speaker 1: the name of the Hobbit character played by Elijah Woods
Speaker 1: and Lord of the Rings?
Speaker 3: Oh shoot?
Speaker 1: Is that Frodo? Go Captain Kirk please no? Or is
Speaker 1: Frodo Rudy?
Speaker 6: I want to say Captain America?
Speaker 1: Oh shoot, that's what's the Hobbit character played by Elijah
Speaker 1: Wood and Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 7: I don't know if Frodo is Elijah Wood or Rudy,
Speaker 7: but I don't know even the other names, so I
Speaker 7: only know Frodo.
Speaker 1: So let's just go Frodo. That's correct?
Speaker 7: Yes, Yes, on the Tim, give me the crown Amy
Speaker 7: on the Tim.
Speaker 1: He's back, baby back, who Eddie, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: put on your new bald head.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm right, buddy, Well probably won't stick of my
Speaker 7: bald head.
Speaker 1: Damn winner producer, ready, nice job, thank you. So you
Speaker 1: may hear this song right when the news happens earlier
Speaker 1: this hour. Every day we play this welcome.
Speaker 8: Radio.
Speaker 1: So we had to come up with a theme song.
Speaker 1: And this is Reid, who works on a bunch of
Speaker 1: podcasts with me, travels with me, does all my digital
Speaker 1: and so reads a good singer who knew and so
Speaker 1: we just started playing it because they won't allow us
Speaker 1: to play music on podcasts, and people love it. And
Speaker 1: so Reid has a second verse. He just plays it
Speaker 1: more importantly, he goes, I have a second verse, by
Speaker 1: the way, reads here. Everybody say to read, first time
Speaker 1: he's ever been on like the big show, nervous about
Speaker 1: what's about to happen. Yea. So we played that every
Speaker 1: day on the podcast and right before the news. And
Speaker 1: so Reid records the second verse to this song. And
Speaker 1: today we think today maybe Monday, If not today, this
Speaker 1: song will be up to stream or whatever service you use, radio,
Speaker 1: whatever you use, it'll be up under Reid Yarberry cool
Speaker 1: and so you can stream the whole song. It's only
Speaker 1: like a minute twenty but here is the whole thing.
Speaker 1: We even have world premiere, like one of those world
Speaker 1: premiere we're gonna do that.
Speaker 2: What's it called the Bobby Bone Show theme song?
Speaker 1: Okay, you know that's pretty right. It could be called
Speaker 1: like wake up parentheses the Bobby Bone Show theme song.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good too. I literally like five minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Just send it off.
Speaker 2: Okay, never mind, all right, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Let's go. It's a world from Reedy Arberry, the full
Speaker 1: minute and a half song of the Bobby Bone Show
Speaker 1: theme song with a secret second verse.
Speaker 8: Here we go, wake Up, wake up in the box,
Speaker 8: mor get through. I'm trying to put you through. Black
Speaker 8: is running this Week's next year about He's on the mix,
Speaker 8: so you know what this is, come.
Speaker 1: About it ball, it's a good day. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a great Tasten to my fans what they gotta say.
Speaker 12: The common part doesn't show, you know, because the students
Speaker 12: at start some yelling mona studio and he at his lunchpots.
Speaker 8: Morgan trus school man that was trying to put you through.
Speaker 1: He's outing.
Speaker 10: This week's next year, profout.
Speaker 1: He's on the mind.
Speaker 6: So you know what this is.
Speaker 12: Ms Marget Chris See, man, I was trying to put
Speaker 12: you through.
Speaker 10: He's outing this week, next day.
Speaker 8: Nobody's on the side.
Speaker 4: So you know what this.
Speaker 1: Come about?
Speaker 8: The ball?
Speaker 1: How you feel so cool?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 2: This is the coolest thing ever got a world premiere.
Speaker 10: This is amazing.
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even know what to say. Man,
Speaker 1: I need I feel like I'm winning a Grammy right now.
Speaker 1: It gets a Grammy. Great job on the song. It's
Speaker 1: their first time you ever hear it Amy so good
Speaker 1: new version.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I feel like now when I look at Reid, I
Speaker 6: just he gives off different vibes now, like to know, yeah,
Speaker 6: like I hear that, I've heard you singing that now
Speaker 6: for what That's what it feels like?
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 2: But that's that's what it's feeling like. You're like, it
Speaker 2: just is a different vibes now all of us we're
Speaker 2: thinking it.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say it so we can get away.
Speaker 9: You look at him a little differently, like, oh, hey,
Speaker 9: like you know even that.
Speaker 6: I mean, I mean like John Mayer over there, vibes
Speaker 6: like hey, Like I look over, I'm like, oh that's
Speaker 6: not John Marro's read.
Speaker 2: Oh wow yeah, okay, well wow, great job, Thank you
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 1: You can stream it. Every one of us is look
Speaker 1: at each other like who's gonna say him? And then
Speaker 1: you can also follow read at read Yarberry. That's right,
Speaker 1: y A R B E O D right thinks there's
Speaker 1: a dear read Yarberry. There he is a world premiere.
Speaker 1: Thank you read nice shot, Buddy, Bobby Bone show up today.
Speaker 5: This story comes us from Daytona Beach, Florida. A thirty
Speaker 5: two year old man wanted for robbery was walking across
Speaker 5: the bridge around seven am when police pulled up and said,
Speaker 5: hey man, you're being detained. He goes, oh am I
Speaker 5: boom jumps into the water.
Speaker 10: Oh am, I what a baller thing.
Speaker 1: Is said, I'm sure this is not going to end well,
Speaker 1: but that's a pretty baller thing to say.
Speaker 5: So he jumped in the water and they're like, we're
Speaker 5: going to need a boat. So they just sent the
Speaker 5: boat out to pick him up.
Speaker 1: But for a minute when he said, oh am I,
Speaker 1: there was some power in that and so I'm sure
Speaker 1: he got guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they arrested him they pulled him out of the
Speaker 5: water and said all right, let's go to jail.
Speaker 1: And then hopefully the cop said you are all right,
Speaker 1: I'm lunch box. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1: You might have mold in your walls.
Speaker 9: No, I don't think I do. I know I do.
Speaker 1: So is it a level then of what the mo
Speaker 1: If it reaches a certain level you have to leave?
Speaker 6: Well no more, they're gonna they're cutting holes to check
Speaker 6: all around the house. So yeah, it's just been with
Speaker 6: the like a leak from the little h VAC thing upstairs,
Speaker 6: and the ducks and the heat even the it's just
Speaker 6: been causing I don't even know that it's a leak
Speaker 6: for say, but they have said that my ducks are
Speaker 6: sweating or something.
Speaker 1: There's there a chance it's going to cost you a
Speaker 1: whole lot of money or you have to move.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I think that there they gave me a feeling of
Speaker 6: like this is really good that you got this now
Speaker 6: before became a health issue.
Speaker 1: But I guess they got your business and they now
Speaker 1: get No, not at all.
Speaker 6: They're not even the ones the fact like I was
Speaker 6: doing some you know, we moved and I was ripping
Speaker 6: apart the bathroom the kids are going to be in.
Speaker 6: And what's crazy is I originally wasn't going to do
Speaker 6: a full rip out in their bathroom because I was like,
Speaker 6: ask the kids bathroom, I'll just change the floor or whatever.
Speaker 6: But then last minute I thought, well, if I sell
Speaker 6: the house one day, this will be a good investment.
Speaker 6: So good thing because if I hadn't ripped it all out,
Speaker 6: I would not have found it. And they said it
Speaker 6: would have gotten so much worse because it spreads so fast,
Speaker 6: especially when it's still hot out and so well, I
Speaker 6: don't know the full damage yet, but tbd. If I
Speaker 6: need a place to stay.
Speaker 1: Why'd you plan me? And can you do it?
Speaker 9: Bobby on your room? Yeah, okay, you're probably mold free.
Speaker 12: Good to go that.
Speaker 6: No, it's crazy because you know, I just I only
Speaker 6: own the house for a little bit. And you know
Speaker 6: it's not something that shows up in the inspection because
Speaker 6: you're not necessarily.
Speaker 9: Cutting into walls. I should if you don't cut into
Speaker 9: the right wall, because it's not always.
Speaker 1: Can they cut every wall out? When you're going to
Speaker 1: hire inspector, you think they that you have like some
Speaker 1: sort of machine that just wreathes they do, but let it.
Speaker 9: Trust me.
Speaker 6: If it ends up a really, really bad and this
Speaker 6: is the house I chose to buy, and this is
Speaker 6: what happens, I'm going to be asking myself over and
Speaker 6: over and over, what.
Speaker 1: Sign you get to sign? What does you missed a sign?
Speaker 9: No, No, there's something from this. It's going to be possible.
Speaker 1: I'm old on bread in your old house and you're
Speaker 1: like I was telling youright. We're done by Everybuddy Bones
Speaker 1: the Bobby Bones theme song written produce saying Bye read Yardberry.
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Speaker 1: Scooba Steve, executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm
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