Speaker 1: It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Double Show.
Speaker 1: Maya is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater,
Speaker 1: and she thinks that her husband of one year, Eddie,
Speaker 1: might already be messing around. So talking right now and
Speaker 1: see if he is. Hopefully not, But Maya, thank you
Speaker 1: for your email, Thanks for coming on the show to
Speaker 1: do this. Tell us what's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe Eddie is cheating.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's always in a weirdly.
Speaker 2: Good mood and has been like very much.
Speaker 3: Extra happy lately, has been bringing me flowers and then
Speaker 3: asking if I want to go out to dinner, and then.
Speaker 2: Really complimentary Okay, those good things. Yeah, yeah, well they
Speaker 2: are good things.
Speaker 3: That they are not normal Eddie things, Like I mean,
Speaker 3: we've been together before we got married, for years, and I.
Speaker 2: Know how he rolls, and suddenly this is like when we.
Speaker 3: First started dating. And my spidery senses are saying that
Speaker 3: he's up to something. I mean, like maybe he's over
Speaker 3: compensating because he feels guilty.
Speaker 1: That's what I was going to ask, you, do you
Speaker 1: think it's guilt?
Speaker 3: I do, I honestly do, because he didn't treat me
Speaker 3: this nice, well except for like the first month that
Speaker 3: we started dating, and then you know, things kind of
Speaker 3: just become more normal.
Speaker 1: And it's like, hey, let's just watch the Netflix and
Speaker 1: go to bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we're normal people instead of like for a date.
Speaker 3: But he's acting like he's on a first date with me,
Speaker 3: but not with me, and it's just weird.
Speaker 4: Is there anything else that kind of validates your spidey sense, Like,
Speaker 4: I'm sure you've been looking for.
Speaker 2: Staff, right, So he signed up for a gym membership
Speaker 2: and has been spending a lot of time.
Speaker 3: In the shower, and also he's been taking his phone
Speaker 3: in with him. Before he'd always been like we're going
Speaker 3: to keep electronics out of the bathroom because it gets humid,
Speaker 3: and so now he's like in there.
Speaker 2: With his phone.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you always went into the bathroom with
Speaker 1: his phone it's a shower, that's fine, hmm, because that's
Speaker 1: something he always did. But if it's new, whenever the
Speaker 1: phone habits change, that is always a sign because it's that.
Speaker 4: One spot it's like the only time you get your
Speaker 4: alone time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's.
Speaker 2: Been like weirdly protective of it. So if it like
Speaker 2: rings or whatever, he's just like, I got it.
Speaker 3: Hold on and then he like goes into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people who are protective of the phone, they're hard
Speaker 1: to trust. Or when they start putting the phone with
Speaker 1: the screen down when they never put it that way before. Oh, yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: Yes, So when they walk away, you flip the phone
Speaker 4: over and you look at the messages.
Speaker 2: Except he's been taking it to the bathroom. I know
Speaker 2: I would do that, except he's been taking it.
Speaker 3: With him everywhere.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's checking out his body.
Speaker 3: I wish he'd do any cool stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe he really is so like he's been going
Speaker 4: to the gym. Maybe that's been making him feel better.
Speaker 4: Maybe he does go take pictures of himself for before
Speaker 4: and after. Maybe he's just feeling himself a little too
Speaker 4: much and it is embarrassed by it, likeeople, don't you
Speaker 4: take more pictures of yourself since you've been working out
Speaker 4: every single morning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I fill my workouts every day. I
Speaker 1: do it because I look at it and then I
Speaker 1: look at the forum or check yourself out. Yeah. Whenever
Speaker 1: I'm telling me that, they're like yeah, right, and like
Speaker 1: I do. But then also I might want to post it,
Speaker 1: you know, because I like to post my workout stuff.
Speaker 1: And then also why not check yourself off from time
Speaker 1: to time and be like, hey, I'm seeing results, So
Speaker 1: maybe that could be a Yeah, there's.
Speaker 3: No way he's recording himself at the little rink eating
Speaker 3: tim he signed up for. I really think he did
Speaker 3: get off the StairMaster not having a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Okay, Maya is not having him. Yeah, and have you
Speaker 1: ever suspected him of cheating before?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, Okay, I'm sorry that you're going through this.
Speaker 3: It's been driving me crazy.
Speaker 1: And people come to us as a last resort. I
Speaker 1: know that like they have no other They feel like
Speaker 1: they don't have another option. So we'll try to catch him.
Speaker 1: You already's also a grocery store, you guys are rewards
Speaker 1: card member at so we'll pretend to be from there,
Speaker 1: call him and tell him that every single month, we
Speaker 1: choose one Awards card member at random who gets free
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our beautiful, new and improvedloral department that
Speaker 1: does delivery. Now and see if he believes that, and
Speaker 1: then who he sends the flowers to. Okay, if he
Speaker 1: sends her to you or someone else? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song. Come back and get your to
Speaker 1: Catch a Teater next, if you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: today's to Catch a Teater. Maya is on the phone
Speaker 1: and she suspects that her husband of a year might
Speaker 1: be cheating on her. And before we give him a
Speaker 1: call and try to catch him, Maya, why don't you
Speaker 1: tell everybody what's going on? Refresh everybody's memory.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's been cheating on me because he's
Speaker 2: been in a really good mood.
Speaker 3: Lately of buying me things and flowers and kind of
Speaker 3: like almost apologetically taking me out to dinner. I think
Speaker 3: he's covering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't ask you this in the first part.
Speaker 1: Is there anybody that you suspect that he is cheating with?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know where he'd meet anybody. Honestly, he's
Speaker 3: kind of a boring person.
Speaker 1: All right, Oh cool, Well, I'm going to dial this
Speaker 1: pune uber right now. Pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 1: store that you guys are rewards card members at, and
Speaker 1: do the usual say that every single month, we choose
Speaker 1: one rewards member totally random who gets free flowers delivered
Speaker 1: from our foal department. We'll see v Senzo, see you,
Speaker 1: or to someone else. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, is this Eddie who shops at Yeah, this is Jordan.
Speaker 1: I'm head of the customer service team, calling to say congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're this month's winner. Thanks.
Speaker 5: What did I win?
Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
Speaker 1: random who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful, brand
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Speaker 1: delivery now. So you've won thirty six long stem red
Speaker 1: roses a box of chocolates, and it can be sent
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Speaker 1: It's our way of saying thank you for shopping.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, you don't need my card information or anything, right.
Speaker 1: No, I do not. If you know who you want
Speaker 1: to send the flowers to, I can take that info
Speaker 1: right now, in just a couple of minutes, or I
Speaker 1: can set up a time to call you back.
Speaker 5: No, let's just you know, let's do it now.
Speaker 1: So first I would just need the first and last
Speaker 1: name of the person you'd like to send the flowers to.
Speaker 5: Okay, the first name was maya last name.
Speaker 1: You can put a card with this. We have cards
Speaker 1: for all occasions. So is there something you'd like to
Speaker 1: send a card?
Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, let's just put just do I love you sweetheart?
Speaker 1: Well? Great, and then now all I need to do
Speaker 1: is tell you that there aren't going to be any
Speaker 1: flowers delivered at all.
Speaker 5: Bye.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yeah, because I need to tell you.
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewbil from The Jewel Show. Oh hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Nina. Hi, I'm a toy, and we do a
Speaker 1: segment called to Catch a Cheater, where if you think
Speaker 1: your significant other is cheating, we try to see if
Speaker 1: you send flowers to somebody other than who you should
Speaker 1: be sending flowers to. So, yeah, you're not cheating. Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: Also, I want to let you know that your wife,
Speaker 1: Maya is on the phone.
Speaker 5: Okay Mayah.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: That's really really interesting, Eddie, because I'm surprised you didn't
Speaker 3: decide to send those flowers to.
Speaker 2: Stand Rum, her neighbor across.
Speaker 3: The street, who you've been because.
Speaker 2: She told me.
Speaker 3: This was your last chance to come clean, and you
Speaker 3: even lie to the radio people like you didn't sign me.
Speaker 3: But she's the only one who's been honest, even though
Speaker 3: she's a thirty two.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe kid. Yeah, so you already knew, Maya,
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. She just told me like she told me
Speaker 3: in between me sending in the email, and I was
Speaker 3: just hoping that it wasn't true and like yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to put her into it until you
Speaker 2: decided to just lie on the radio as well. So yeah,
Speaker 2: the one who is as old as his mom.
Speaker 5: You okay, okay, listen, it just started. It's only happened twice.
Speaker 2: Only twice.
Speaker 3: Well, good, well, Gus, You're only going to have to
Speaker 3: clean yourself the front yard once because I'm throwing all
Speaker 3: out there right just now.
Speaker 5: She seating makes me feel like I'm a better husband
Speaker 5: to you, babe, like you are.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, she makes you feel like you're a better
Speaker 3: husband to me, your actual rights, who you haven't to
Speaker 3: work decently in a long time.
Speaker 5: I love you more than anything, But these moments with Sandra,
Speaker 5: like they they just make me feel more like the
Speaker 5: husband that you deserve, Like the I feel like a superman,
Speaker 5: Like I can do things that I feel like before
Speaker 5: Sandra and I got together, like I couldn't do before,
Speaker 5: Like I'm focused.
Speaker 1: Better at work.
Speaker 5: I can be attentive to you because I'm not worried
Speaker 5: about us, you know, like in the bedroom at all,
Speaker 5: Like because I've already gotten that urge out of the
Speaker 5: way with Sandra, and I just feel like I can
Speaker 5: focus on things a lot better and she I'm able
Speaker 5: to clear my head and get that animal urge out
Speaker 5: of the way. But then that way it's just us
Speaker 5: and I can be there for both of us. And
Speaker 5: I felt like before you didn't want to be together sometimes,
Speaker 5: Like you know, if I.
Speaker 2: Don't understand how having sex with someone who is.
Speaker 3: Twice my age somehow makes you feel like you could
Speaker 3: better take care of me when you haven't been doing that.
Speaker 3: You've been apologizing because you've been feeling guilty. And guess what,
Speaker 3: you can marry her later if you want to, or
Speaker 3: go start your own little polygamyal since.
Speaker 2: Apparently you want to be doing that.
Speaker 3: How many women do you need?
Speaker 2: Eddie?
Speaker 5: I don't want anybody but you. I'd love you. It's
Speaker 5: just there were times where we yeah.
Speaker 3: And I would want her house through my bay window.
Speaker 2: Do you not understand how stuff that is?
Speaker 5: I was always just trying to.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I was tired of fighting about wanting to have sex.
Speaker 5: You would always kind of like throw me off, and I.
Speaker 1: Don't.
Speaker 3: I don't, guys, I don't understand how a woman who
Speaker 3: dribes her own golf cart to get to the mailbox.
Speaker 2: Can somehow bring out the ambuls urging you.
Speaker 3: Can you disconnect him from this call because I'm tired
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 1: I just don't know about him. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I am so pissed off right now, and that he
Speaker 3: tried to keep lying even when you guys asked it.
Speaker 1: I've got to say, though you had some amazing lines.
Speaker 1: You know you'll be you know, you'll be better off.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, I mean, you already knew what
Speaker 1: was going on I understand why you didn't tell us
Speaker 1: that in the first part, And to me, it sounds
Speaker 1: like you actually feel better knowing so that you can
Speaker 1: move on, because it sounds like you are also kind
Speaker 1: of like over Eddie, which I think you should have
Speaker 1: been based on that response.
Speaker 3: It does help at least knowing that it's not like
Speaker 3: I could compete with her for attractiveness because I have
Speaker 3: forty years to catch up. Oh my gosh, hopefully I
Speaker 3: can go marry someone who likes someone my age.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on with that. But this
Speaker 4: is definitely not a you thing. This is an Eddie thing, and.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you know that. I'm glad that we
Speaker 1: were able to find out for you, though, me too.
Speaker 3: It looks like I'm gonna have one hell.
Speaker 1: Of a garage sale, I guess. Oh score, yeah sweet,
Speaker 1: I hear the elderly love garage sales. Maybe you can
Speaker 1: buy some stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh the jewble shows to Catch a Cheater