1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: Yes, Brenda Bang and I Am Rapports Stereo podcast is here. 2 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: Katty have No Fear. On today's Iron Wrap Reports Stereo podcast, 3 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: Museum Quality Disruption. I break down my trip to and 4 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: from Atlanta and more problems on short flights and why 5 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: they need to turn down the volume with all the 6 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: announcements on the airplanes, plus some of my thoughts good, 7 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: bad and indifferent on week one in the NFL. And 8 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: John Oliver, the British comedian has more problems with New 9 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 1: York City and the n y p D and I 10 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: predict what he would do if he got mugged on 11 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,560 Speaker 1: the streets of New York City all that morning. Fantastic, 12 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: hard hitting, gorgeous, fully disruptive Iron Wrap Reports Stereo podcast. 13 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 1: Coming up right now, Miles Jordan's AK The Bleach Brothers 14 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: AK the Dust Brothers. Start is hard by d Karate 15 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 1: episode with something real nice, something real proper, but most importantly, 16 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 1: start this puppy off with something real, loud and real funcky. 17 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: This is the I Am Wrappaport Stereo pond. Literally, let's 18 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 1: fucking go. Yes h, I'm back. You have No Fear. 19 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: The I Am Wrappaport Stereo Podcast is here. The name 20 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 1: is Michael Rappaport a K. A D. Sultan of Sniff 21 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: a K. A The in Flame Dosh Gonnazi a K. 22 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:46,040 Speaker 1: The Raging Bullshitter a K. Mr New York a K. 23 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: The White Chalklate Titoe a K. The Gringo Man Dingo. 24 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: I mean you are now rocking with the very very best. 25 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 1: The I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast is here. Welcome to 26 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: the Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Ziggity, the Ziggity, 27 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:09,399 Speaker 1: the ziggity zone of disruption that was cutting and scratching 28 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: with sniffs. Listen. Anybody could cut and scratch, but it 29 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: takes a real, real DJ. Two cutt and scratch two 30 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: cutting scratch with sniffs. I Am Wrappports Stereo Podcast is 31 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 1: in Sukasa feeling real good. Hope everybody out there is 32 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: also feeling good. We are yo m believe it or not. 33 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: We are heading to the midpoint. We are heading to 34 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 1: the midway point of the month of September. I Am 35 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: wrapp Ports Stereo podcast will always help me keep track 36 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: of the time. Time shore flies when you're disrupting anyway, 37 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: feeling good, feeling safe, feel insane. Had a great weekend 38 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: in Atlanta. Shout out to everybody that came to the shows. 39 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: There were some iron wrapped por stereo podcast listeners at 40 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:15,079 Speaker 1: every show. Thursday, kind of light crowd, but my man 41 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: was sitting in the front row. Friday, Saturday, the crowds 42 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: picked up, especially Saturday night. I heard you guys in there. 43 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: Got to slap a few hands. Whenever I say gringo 44 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: man Dingle on stage, I hear the uh, the ruffling 45 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: of the crowd. So shout out to everybody that came 46 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: to the shows. I know I didn't get to meet 47 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: a lot of people, but I gave some pounds and 48 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: all that ship. It was good to be back on stage. 49 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: I hadn't been I hadn't done, like, you know, an 50 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: hour on stage in a while, so it took me 51 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: a little bit to get my feet on the ground. 52 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: But it was a good time in Atlanta. And I 53 00:03:53,000 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: will be in Baltimore this weekend six and seventeen, sixteenth 54 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: and seventeen, that Magoobies sixteenth and seventeen, and then the 55 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: following weekend I'll be in Vancouver. You know, I'm coming 56 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: back up to Canada. I'll be in Vancouver the twenty second, 57 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 1: twenty three and twenty four at the House of Comedy 58 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: the twenty second, twenty three and twenty four. I haven't 59 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: been up to Vancouver since we did a live podcast 60 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: up there. I don't remember ship that must have been 61 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 1: like six seven years ago. Um, so I'm looking forward 62 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: to both those shows. Tickets are available at Michael Rappaport 63 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 1: Comedy dot com Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com fifteen, sixteenth, 64 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 1: and seventeenth and b more and twenty four in Vancouver. 65 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: But I had a good time in Atlanta. I haven't 66 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: really been able to figure out it later. You know, 67 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 1: you go to these cities for two or three days, 68 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuss is going on. I 69 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: can't make heads or tails of these cities. It was 70 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: in an nice hotel, got my workouts in, got my 71 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: walks in, and I just trying to eat good, sleep 72 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: good on the road. That's my agenda. Kick ass at 73 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 1: the shows, eat good, sleep good, and get those workouts 74 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,159 Speaker 1: in because I'm not getting sick traveling and all that ship. 75 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: The planes, it's my least favorite part of doing shows 76 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 1: on the road is those fucking planes, with those motherfucking announcements. 77 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: I don't understand why the pilots on planes. I don't 78 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 1: get it. I don't understand why the pilots on planes 79 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: have to speak so loudly when they're making their announcements. 80 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: I don't know why these stewardess, the stewards, the flight 81 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: attendants don't cancel me, I have to speak so loudly 82 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 1: into those microphones. I get it. F d A, whoever 83 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 1: it is, the f D A A, I don't know 84 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 1: who it is yet. You gotta make the announcements. That's fine, 85 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,240 Speaker 1: we've heard them all before. Who is it, F f f A, 86 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: whoever you are. I get it. You're doing your job. 87 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: We're all doing our jobs. But can't you can't you 88 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: speak a little bit softer. Whether it's a morning flight, 89 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:23,159 Speaker 1: an afternoon flight, or an evening flight, no one wants 90 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:28,840 Speaker 1: the loud thing from the steward put your seatbelt on, this, 91 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 1: that in the third or the pilot coming on. Sorry, sorry, 92 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: we are delayed. Just first of all, since you're apologizing 93 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: to bring it in soft, you're you're blasting my ear, 94 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:45,719 Speaker 1: and god forbid, you're listening to the or watching the 95 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:49,200 Speaker 1: television on the plane with their headphones and then they 96 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: bust into your headphones. I'm like, I'm watching the Real 97 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,839 Speaker 1: Housewives of Beverly Hills. Man, the flight's already delayed forty 98 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: five minutes. The least you could do is is talks. 99 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna bust my ear drum. I'm watching 100 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: the game. I'm watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We've 101 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 1: been sitting on the tarmac for an hour and fifteen minutes. 102 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: Just take the fucking plane off. The only time you 103 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 1: should come on and announce something when you're late is 104 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: to tell me number one, you're giving me free WiFi. 105 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: Because I don't understand. If I've went through the airport, 106 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: I've did t s A, have done clear, have done 107 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 1: all that. I've waited, I've gone lines of everybody's I've 108 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 1: been strip searched, been molested. Then the flight's late. It's 109 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: always late, and they'll go, oh, we're gonna get in 110 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: a half an hour early, but we're gonna sit on 111 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,080 Speaker 1: the tarmac, so sorry, we're gonna wind up being twenty 112 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,679 Speaker 1: minutes late. Then we're not early, are we. That's called 113 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 1: not being early, that's called being late. Oh we got it, 114 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:57,840 Speaker 1: we got in early. But they know there's no Iron team, 115 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: is there. There's no Iron Team? And if the flight 116 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:09,239 Speaker 1: is five minutes late, free WiFi. Everybody should get free WiFi. 117 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 1: I'm so sick and tired of paying five dollars thirty 118 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 1: six dollars a month for the WiFi. Give it to 119 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:20,480 Speaker 1: us for free. We're dealing with so much getting to 120 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 1: the airport, with the uber, the calves, the busses, the lines, 121 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 1: the zoo like atmosphere at the airport. I don't I 122 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: was at the Atlanta Airport, which is supposed to be 123 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,360 Speaker 1: this high tech. It's the biggest airport, like this is 124 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 1: the biggest airport in America. Big fucking deal. That means 125 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 1: it's the biggest fucking zoo in America. This is the 126 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 1: biggest airport where you have in the in the country. 127 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,959 Speaker 1: I go through Clear, I go through t S A 128 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 1: clear and putting my bags up there they got this 129 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 1: machine that looks like a one of those machines when 130 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 1: you're getting a cat scan, a cat scan machine six 131 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. I don't want to stand there 132 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 1: at six thirty in the morning. I'm paying for clear. 133 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,760 Speaker 1: I did the t S A thing. I've given you 134 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: my you know where I live, you know what I eat, 135 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,319 Speaker 1: you know what my feet smell like, what colorando I've 136 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,560 Speaker 1: given you everything, I've done everything I possibly tend to 137 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:30,200 Speaker 1: try to avoid this particular situation, this scenario at six 138 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,679 Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, and I'm at the airport at 139 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: six thirty in the when that means I woke it 140 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:38,719 Speaker 1: up at four to get in the biggest airport in 141 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:43,960 Speaker 1: the country. And this cat scan machine stops. So everybody 142 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:47,040 Speaker 1: in clear who's paying their clear fees, everybody who did 143 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:51,079 Speaker 1: t s A. We're sitting there waiting as a line 144 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,640 Speaker 1: is building up with everybody's bags on the on the machine, 145 00:09:55,080 --> 00:10:01,520 Speaker 1: and we're waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, and I'm talking 146 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: to this asshole who's wearing a Pittsburgh Steeler jersey. This 147 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,080 Speaker 1: is Sunday, so it's NFL NFL football, fucking guys wearing 148 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:14,760 Speaker 1: a Pittsburgh Steeler jersey. James Harrison, my man, friend of 149 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 1: the Iron Rappaports Stereo Pokas. What a debot, And he's 150 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 1: wearing a Pittsburgh Steeler hat. And it's not that I 151 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,680 Speaker 1: have anything against the Pittsburgh Steelers. It's like it's six 152 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 1: dirty in the morning. The games don't start for seven hours. Man, 153 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,520 Speaker 1: you gotta be my age. You you could your gray hair. 154 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: You're wearing a fucking like a practice uniform. I get it. 155 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 1: Your fan put that ship on when you get home. Man, 156 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,440 Speaker 1: you look nuts. But I'm sitting there. He goes, Listen, man, 157 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: I was on this same t s A, the same 158 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 1: Clear line last week and it broke down. I go, 159 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: you fucking serious, James Harrison, I mean, sir, because I 160 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,000 Speaker 1: thought he was James Harrison because he had the whole 161 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 1: thing on. He goes, yeah, no, bullshit. They had to 162 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,560 Speaker 1: move the line. They had to. We had to take 163 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:03,680 Speaker 1: our bags off and move the line. So I said 164 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:06,160 Speaker 1: to the t s A guy. These guys hate their 165 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,160 Speaker 1: fucking life and I would too. And I'm and listen, 166 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:13,440 Speaker 1: I'm there's no disrespect to people that work hard, But 167 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,400 Speaker 1: those T s A people they're not like the Clear people. 168 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,200 Speaker 1: I think the Clear people. For those of you don't 169 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,200 Speaker 1: know Clear clear as that I'm telling you right now, 170 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,720 Speaker 1: if you could afford Clear and you file and do it, 171 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,240 Speaker 1: I don't know how much it CONTs. It's not that expensive. 172 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,199 Speaker 1: I actually think they should raise the prices because I'm 173 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,840 Speaker 1: starting to notice lines in Clear. But those people that 174 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,160 Speaker 1: work for Clear, them motherfucker's know how to put on 175 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:41,000 Speaker 1: some customer service smiles everywhere I go, every city i'm in. 176 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,599 Speaker 1: How how are you clear? Member? Let me walk you through, smiling, 177 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 1: breath smelling, fantastic eye contact. T s a people. They 178 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:58,880 Speaker 1: miss it up, fucking miserable, miserable. I go, hey, sir. 179 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 1: He thought I was being sarcastic. I was serious because 180 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:06,680 Speaker 1: I'm looking at the the bag scan machine that literally 181 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: looks like a cat scan machine at a hospital. I 182 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,200 Speaker 1: know cat scan machines because you know I've been through. 183 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,280 Speaker 1: I've been to the ringer. I get the cat scans. 184 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:22,640 Speaker 1: I get it all. I say, hey, my friend, how 185 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,560 Speaker 1: much you think these puppies cost? This is while it's stuck. 186 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 1: So he's he hates his life even more. Again. I'm 187 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:37,200 Speaker 1: not ridiculing him for hard work, but I say, how 188 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 1: much you think these puppies casts? How much you think 189 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 1: these bag scanning machines cost? My friend? He won't even 190 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 1: make eye contact with me. He doesn't know he's talking 191 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,360 Speaker 1: to Michael Rampaport. That might have brought a smile to 192 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:51,360 Speaker 1: his face. People see me, he's six dirty in the morning. 193 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,040 Speaker 1: You've been working a few hours. You said I could 194 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 1: bring I'll bring you joy. I'm not busting. I'm curious 195 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,640 Speaker 1: how much you think these fucking machines that are breaking 196 00:12:57,679 --> 00:13:01,960 Speaker 1: down on his Sunday cost. He said about a half 197 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 1: a million apiece, and I a motherfucker. We're standing on 198 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: this this line for seven eight minutes. Then we wait 199 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:19,920 Speaker 1: to get on the plane. They're making more loud announcements there, 200 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,360 Speaker 1: but get on the plane. The loud announcements on the plane. 201 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,040 Speaker 1: We've all heard him before. F D A A f 202 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:30,320 Speaker 1: f A f D. I don't know who these people are. Seatbelts, 203 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,760 Speaker 1: don't do this, don't do that. Sit down all this ship. 204 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:44,960 Speaker 1: Just tone it down, Tone it down. Stewart, stewardess, flight attendants, 205 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:49,080 Speaker 1: and most of are captain captain. And again, if you 206 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,920 Speaker 1: fly me in and you're plane, you're responsible for that 207 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,040 Speaker 1: plane because you're gonna you're gonna be up there with 208 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 1: your ship eating grin. If we do, in fact get 209 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 1: in earlier, you're gonna want people to go, thank you, captain, 210 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,360 Speaker 1: Thank you, captain. I'll tell you think you keptain. But 211 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 1: if we're late five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes and 212 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,560 Speaker 1: half an hour. Don't stand there when we're getting off 213 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:15,520 Speaker 1: waiting for me to kiss your ass. Thank you captain. 214 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 1: Fuck that you didn't do your job. Well, we're half 215 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,040 Speaker 1: an hour late, we're forty five minute later. You want 216 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,880 Speaker 1: me to go, oh, thank you captain. No, you got 217 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:31,840 Speaker 1: us there safely. That's it. I'm not thanking you for that. 218 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 1: That's what's just supposed to do. They literally stand there, 219 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,440 Speaker 1: like outside of their little door, waiting for you to 220 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,840 Speaker 1: suck up to him. I don't know if they're waiting 221 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 1: to pick up broad's whatever the funk they're doing. But 222 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 1: I can tell you one thing. If you're waiting for 223 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:50,479 Speaker 1: me the gringold Man dingo a k. The raging bullshitter 224 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: to tell you thank you captain for the flight when 225 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,040 Speaker 1: we're over fifteen minutes late, you ain't getting it for me, hommy. 226 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 1: Oh no, you ain't getting that shipped from me. Podcast 227 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 1: Good shows in Atlanta, good people, saw some friends and 228 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,280 Speaker 1: uh made it out of their safe and sound, made 229 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:32,680 Speaker 1: it back to my crib for the first week of 230 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:39,400 Speaker 1: NFL football. Dan Nent, Dent, Dad Dent. Nothing like it. 231 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:43,640 Speaker 1: There really ain't nothing like NFL football. NFL Sunday. I 232 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 1: don't know what it is. You know, basketball is my 233 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: favorite favorite sport because I played it, But watching football, 234 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:58,200 Speaker 1: even betting a little bit on football, of course, fantasy football. 235 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:06,360 Speaker 1: There's just something about it. It's Americana, Americana at its finest. 236 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 1: And ain't nothing more American than a forty five year 237 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 1: old guy that looks like Captain America going out there 238 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 1: and beating the ship out of America's team. Oh yes, 239 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,760 Speaker 1: you're like, Mike rap what are you talking about? Your 240 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,960 Speaker 1: your Tampa Bay buccaneer fan. No, no, no, no no. 241 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,320 Speaker 1: But I made a pledge after Tom Brady left the 242 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 1: cheating New England Patriots, and you see they got their 243 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,400 Speaker 1: ass kicked by the Dolphins, which was glorious. I love 244 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 1: watching Bill BELLI cheat, Sorry, Bill Belichick struggle him and 245 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 1: Matt Patricia. He's back with the Patriots after has failed 246 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,960 Speaker 1: run as a head coach with the Detroit Lions. Who 247 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:55,520 Speaker 1: hard knocks again, hard knocks? Had you believe in that 248 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 1: the Detroit Lions were gonna win the Super Bowl? That 249 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 1: shows unbelieved. Well, the editing, the filmmaking, the slow motion, 250 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:08,520 Speaker 1: the sound, the leev Schreiber narration. It will have you 251 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:12,639 Speaker 1: thinking the motherfucking team is going to compete for a 252 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 1: Super Bowl? And they came out and they were back 253 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,120 Speaker 1: to be in the Detroit Pistons, I mean the Detroit Lions. Sorry, 254 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 1: no disrespect to Isaiah Thomas or the Detroit Pistons, but 255 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:30,359 Speaker 1: watching all the hooplah every week, the Dallas Cowboys in 256 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:36,200 Speaker 1: the l A Lakers Shore fire every episode, Skip Shannon, 257 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:42,480 Speaker 1: Max Carleiman, J Williams, ESPN, Fox every episode. When you're 258 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,080 Speaker 1: talking NBA, you're talking to NFL, You're gonna talk the 259 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,360 Speaker 1: Lakers and the Dallas Cowboys. They got their asses kicked 260 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 1: by a forty five year old quarterback who again happens 261 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:57,200 Speaker 1: to look like Captain America. Um, listen, he didn't play great, 262 00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:59,400 Speaker 1: but he won. He don't give a fuck you think 263 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 1: the Tom He gives a fuck if he actually plays great. 264 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,679 Speaker 1: The first week of the season, they got that w 265 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:12,160 Speaker 1: and they beat the Cowboys and Dak Prescott got injured. 266 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,080 Speaker 1: And what do I wake up to hearing about the 267 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,879 Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys and Dak Prescott. I wake up to hearing 268 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:24,240 Speaker 1: discussions of Colin Kaepernick. I've been rocking with Colin Kaepernick, 269 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,960 Speaker 1: supported Colin Kaepernick, I think Colin Kaepernick is it an 270 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:33,600 Speaker 1: American hero, put himself on the line, really helped change 271 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:38,120 Speaker 1: the narrative, bring a lot of attention to a lot 272 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 1: of crazy shit in this country. Took a lot of hits, 273 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,120 Speaker 1: got kicked out of the NFL. All that is true. 274 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:51,240 Speaker 1: He also made tons of money from Nike, became an icon. 275 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:56,639 Speaker 1: And yes his career got shortened. But at the top 276 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,400 Speaker 1: of the story, and I love Max Kellerman from when 277 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,120 Speaker 1: he was just on the radio. I love Max Kellerman 278 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,679 Speaker 1: all his boxing stuff. He said, you know, I love 279 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,439 Speaker 1: doing this like a kid doing boxing stuff on public radio. 280 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: Jay Williams is my man, Keyshawn Johnson and him. Listen 281 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,119 Speaker 1: to ESPN while I'm doing my my power walk in 282 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 1: New York in Central Park, six mile power walk through 283 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:25,119 Speaker 1: Central Park, breaking a nice sweat, And what do I 284 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,840 Speaker 1: hear at the top of the show from Max Kellerman 285 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,920 Speaker 1: Jay Williams talking about how the Dallas Cowboys should bring 286 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 1: in Colin Kaepernick. I'm what the are you kidding me? 287 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:43,880 Speaker 1: You're still talking about this dude? He's done, and yes 288 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,240 Speaker 1: he was done, greasy, he was done dirty. They shipped 289 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,080 Speaker 1: on him. But as far as actually playing in the NFL, 290 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:56,160 Speaker 1: it's done. We have to cont the first week. That's 291 00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:01,280 Speaker 1: who you think should replace Dak Prescott. Max Kellerman, J 292 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,800 Speaker 1: Williams and Keyshawn Johnson. He tried out for the Raiders. 293 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,879 Speaker 1: They said they went horribly. He was trying out for 294 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,760 Speaker 1: NFL teams. I believe it was last season, all kinds 295 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 1: of chaos and sued. There's other quarterbacks that have played 296 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,159 Speaker 1: the game, and you go, well, why do you have 297 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,879 Speaker 1: to play the game, why do you have to We 298 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,720 Speaker 1: all have to play the game. We all have to 299 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,879 Speaker 1: play the game unless you unless you don't want to 300 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,520 Speaker 1: play the game. And if I was Colin Kaepernick, I 301 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:34,680 Speaker 1: wouldn't want to play the fucking game. You've made so 302 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,760 Speaker 1: much money. You sued the NFL as you had the 303 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:44,600 Speaker 1: right to. Nike has paid you as you deserve it. Documentaries, 304 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,960 Speaker 1: Netflix shows all of a suff All those things are warranted. 305 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,840 Speaker 1: But as far as being the actual guy who comes 306 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:56,200 Speaker 1: into actually replace Dak Prescott week two for the Dallas Countboys, 307 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:59,280 Speaker 1: you don't think there's a better backup quarterback, And Max 308 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 1: Kellerman said it, uh. They talked about Cam Newton. Max 309 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:08,959 Speaker 1: Kellerman said, well, Colin Kaepernick would be a sexier choice. 310 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:18,440 Speaker 1: This ain't the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. We're talking about 311 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:22,439 Speaker 1: winning football. It ain't about sexy. You want sexy, you 312 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 1: go to Victoria's Secret. You want sexy, go watch the 313 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,399 Speaker 1: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. And I say that with all 314 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 1: due respect Max Kellerman. Colin Kaepernick is done with football. 315 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,639 Speaker 1: He ain't getting no more shots. He worked out for 316 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,040 Speaker 1: the Raiders. They said it went horribly. He had another 317 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,199 Speaker 1: workout last year from multiple teams. He changed this, He 318 00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:46,000 Speaker 1: changed that, he changed everything. You want to play in 319 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,440 Speaker 1: the NFL. You gotta play the game. You want to 320 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,480 Speaker 1: work in Hollywood, you gotta play the game. You want 321 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 1: to work for ESPN, you gotta play the game. Colin 322 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 1: Kaepernick is an exempt from playing the game like all 323 00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:02,440 Speaker 1: the other players. I don't know how. And again I 324 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,480 Speaker 1: foxed with Colin Kaepernick. But as far as backing up 325 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:09,000 Speaker 1: becoming the starting quarterback, and that's what they were discussing 326 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,679 Speaker 1: for Dak Prescott after going down, when I think a 327 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,119 Speaker 1: hand injury or a thumb injury, he's supposed to be 328 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:18,520 Speaker 1: on for eight weeks, six to eight weeks. There's other 329 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: guys that are more qualified, and there's a Mike Rap, 330 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,720 Speaker 1: you're a racist. How does that make me a racist? 331 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,119 Speaker 1: Mike Crap, that's fucked up. You don't get the whole narrative. 332 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 1: You're talking about being sexy, sexy narratives. You're talking about 333 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,480 Speaker 1: Jerry Jones, who's got that slave owner accent. You think 334 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 1: he gives a funk about sexy narratives. If Colin Kaepernick 335 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 1: could win him a super Bowl, you bet your sweet Pippy, 336 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:49,120 Speaker 1: you bet your sweet Pippy that Jerry Jones would sell 337 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:54,359 Speaker 1: his ass and start him as the quarterback going forward. 338 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,640 Speaker 1: But that's just not realistic when we talk about winning football. 339 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,719 Speaker 1: And if that makes me racist, you're dumb. You're what 340 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:08,000 Speaker 1: we call not smart. Huh. But it was a fun week. 341 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:16,280 Speaker 1: I lost in Stern. It's fine, Listen, my team is 342 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:20,520 Speaker 1: gonna be just fine. Played Richard Christie and the Howard 343 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,120 Speaker 1: Stern Fantasy Football League. He got me, got me good. 344 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:30,320 Speaker 1: The Giants one. I made an Instagram video about Daniel 345 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:35,159 Speaker 1: Jones DJ Danny Dimes. How he has the nickname Danny Dimes. 346 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:39,400 Speaker 1: I have no idea. I am not sure what New 347 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:44,880 Speaker 1: York Giants quarterback Danny Dimes did to get the nickname 348 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 1: Danny Dimes. And yes they won the game, and yes 349 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,000 Speaker 1: I made an Instagram post talking ship when he threw 350 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:56,760 Speaker 1: an interception, and yes they had the Giants defense recovered 351 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,880 Speaker 1: a fumble, and yes they scored a touchdown, and yes 352 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,360 Speaker 1: there was miss field goals, and yes the Giants won. 353 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,879 Speaker 1: And I'm happy. But I don't need to see anymore. 354 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,399 Speaker 1: I've seen enough. I don't know if this is his 355 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,919 Speaker 1: third season his fourth, I don't know. I know that 356 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:16,359 Speaker 1: Danny Dimes is not leading the New York Giants to 357 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:23,919 Speaker 1: a super Bowl, and the sliver of hope that I 358 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 1: have for the New York Giants to win a super 359 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:32,560 Speaker 1: Bowl went away again yet again, because you go, maybe 360 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 1: this is his season. It doesn't work like that. It 361 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 1: doesn't work like that. It really doesn't work like that. 362 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,399 Speaker 1: You're either the guy or you're not the guy. And 363 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,760 Speaker 1: Danny Dimes ain't the guy. We're not winning a super 364 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:49,159 Speaker 1: Bowl with Danny Dimes. They're gon fuck you, Mike, go 365 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,840 Speaker 1: be a Jets fan. Fuck you, Mike, go play your fantasy. Okay, 366 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,640 Speaker 1: I'm a Giants fan. You fuck. I was watching them 367 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 1: before Phil Sims, Hey, I was watching them before LT 368 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,159 Speaker 1: what was his name? Joe Passargic, the funk was that 369 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 1: quarterback's name? With that Eagles fumble? I could do. This 370 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,080 Speaker 1: is called critical thinking, critical fan thinking, critical giant thinking, 371 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,840 Speaker 1: critical New York nick thinking. I don't have to sit 372 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:26,600 Speaker 1: here and suffer Danny Dimes. Who gave him that fucking nickname? 373 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:31,199 Speaker 1: That's what giant fans should be questioned. Not me, not 374 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,080 Speaker 1: me the gringo man dingle, not me, the raging bullshit. 375 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,160 Speaker 1: Don't be mad at me, be mad at who? And 376 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,359 Speaker 1: how did Danny Dimes get the nickname Danny Dimes. That's 377 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:48,760 Speaker 1: the question, that's the real question that deserves an answer. Say, 378 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,479 Speaker 1: I didn't want to start with the football, because when 379 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,920 Speaker 1: you get to the football, you're getting nuttie, you get 380 00:25:53,960 --> 00:26:02,080 Speaker 1: wy Nonetheless, none the less us, it's a good week 381 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:07,320 Speaker 1: of football, Week one. He's in the can. We had 382 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 1: the Monday Night Football, the Thursday Night Football, the Tom Brady, 383 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:16,480 Speaker 1: the New York Giants, the Baker Mayfield, the Patrick mahomeboy, 384 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,840 Speaker 1: that motherfucker in those Kansas City. Yeah, they're gonna be 385 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:25,200 Speaker 1: just fine with without Tyreek the freak, They're gonna be 386 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 1: just fine. It's never seen anything like that with a 387 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:34,840 Speaker 1: rack up points Kyler Murray. If I was Lamar Jackson, 388 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: I'd be like, yo, I'm better than Kyler Murray. I 389 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,080 Speaker 1: just because they're not paying. Uh listen, they're not paying 390 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,159 Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson. I'm I'm moving on. I'm moving on. I 391 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,840 Speaker 1: could go down the Week one NFL rabbit hole. I'm 392 00:26:47,840 --> 00:27:01,600 Speaker 1: not doing it now. I'm not gonna do it. Y. 393 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,680 Speaker 1: I wanted to let everybody know that we saw all 394 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:14,720 Speaker 1: the feedback, all the post, all the d m s, 395 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 1: a lot of them. I don't get all the d 396 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,360 Speaker 1: m s, but I want to first of all, appreciate 397 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:25,560 Speaker 1: everybody for their enthusiasm, their excitement, there questions, their critiques. 398 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,240 Speaker 1: On the last I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast episode, uh, 399 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:35,280 Speaker 1: the Sickest fucking Documentaries ever, Part one, Me and the 400 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 1: Young Shooter gave our top ten and plenty of people said, 401 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,480 Speaker 1: why didn't you put this one in? Why didn't you 402 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,760 Speaker 1: put that one in? And I'm happy that everybody was 403 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,920 Speaker 1: engaged with it. If you didn't listen to that episode, 404 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:58,639 Speaker 1: check it out. It's a really thorough episode. One person said, 405 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 1: and we sometimes I spelled things. Listen. Listening when I 406 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,840 Speaker 1: was in school wasn't my best thing. But this is 407 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,320 Speaker 1: not school. This is the Iron Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. 408 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 1: And I do repeat things because I know that I 409 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,040 Speaker 1: like things to be repeated to me, because, like I said, 410 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,840 Speaker 1: when I was in school, I was dumb, but I 411 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 1: get it. You might be listening to this while you're 412 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,200 Speaker 1: taking a shit. You might be listening to this while 413 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,080 Speaker 1: you're in the car. You might be listening to this 414 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,879 Speaker 1: while you're working out. You might be listening to this 415 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,560 Speaker 1: while you're at work. You might be listening to this 416 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,080 Speaker 1: while you clean in the house. You might miss me 417 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:35,480 Speaker 1: breaking down certain points three times. I like things in threes. 418 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,240 Speaker 1: I said it probably five times that me and the 419 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:42,120 Speaker 1: Young Shooter did not discuss our top ten lists. So 420 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,000 Speaker 1: if there were in fact duplicates, and I believe there 421 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,920 Speaker 1: were four duplicates, we would have to add those to 422 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,240 Speaker 1: the list. And we had a couple of duplicates. I 423 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 1: believe we had What do we Have? We had um 424 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 1: Mommy Dead and Dearest, We had Oh Don't Funk with Cats, 425 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,600 Speaker 1: We had The Staircase and the Jinks. Those we are duplicates. 426 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,840 Speaker 1: So technically we only did sixteen episodes could be fifteen 427 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:13,880 Speaker 1: not episodes of films, but we really didn't want to 428 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,440 Speaker 1: share our list I had one personal Mike Whip. You 429 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,960 Speaker 1: said it was top twenty and you only did fourteen 430 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,600 Speaker 1: or fifteen or sixteen whatever, not facticking, and I go. 431 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:29,520 Speaker 1: I said on the podcast, Sir Senor that duplicates would 432 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: not be included, so of course, anyway, the point is 433 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,400 Speaker 1: it's I also said in the podcast that was our 434 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,400 Speaker 1: Top twenty six fucking Documentaries of All Time Part one. 435 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,840 Speaker 1: I knew we would exclude some picks, and I encourage 436 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,960 Speaker 1: you guys to continue to send them over to me, 437 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,400 Speaker 1: so next time we could do the Sickest fucking Documentaries 438 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 1: Part two. Somebody suggested, Mike Rap, why don't you and 439 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,480 Speaker 1: the Young Shooter, why don't you induce Pacino do your 440 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,680 Speaker 1: top ten music podcasts of all time? And I was like, 441 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:09,120 Speaker 1: that's a good idea, because we're making a lot of waves, 442 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:14,440 Speaker 1: a lot of noise with our our top I know film, huh, 443 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:19,080 Speaker 1: I know film, and the Young Shooter he knows film. 444 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,680 Speaker 1: He loves movies. He watches probably more than I have. 445 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,720 Speaker 1: He probably hasn't watched as much as I have, but 446 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 1: he watches right now more than I have. So we 447 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,800 Speaker 1: know our ship. I remember some person on the in 448 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 1: my dem what Dean doesn't know ship about movies, And 449 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,040 Speaker 1: I said, excuse me, that's not even a smart opinion. 450 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,520 Speaker 1: You're you don't know what you're talking about. Your You 451 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,200 Speaker 1: must be a You must have a problem with the 452 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:49,720 Speaker 1: young shooter because he know I bust his balls enough. Huh. 453 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,280 Speaker 1: I know what he don't know, and I know what 454 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,800 Speaker 1: he knows. One thing he definitely knows is his movies, 455 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,680 Speaker 1: and he comes prepared being the part time sometime co 456 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,960 Speaker 1: host of the Iron Rappaport stereo podcast. But he could 457 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:05,320 Speaker 1: argue and articulate and debate movies to hang with me, 458 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:11,880 Speaker 1: the big boy, the raging bullshitter. Nonetheless, pivot. The list 459 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,040 Speaker 1: was great. I urge you guys to continue to give 460 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 1: suggestions because we're going to add and do part two 461 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,320 Speaker 1: of the sickest fucking documentaries ever. And I think the 462 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,800 Speaker 1: next time we do a list a film list thing, 463 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 1: we're gonna do our top ten music documentaries of all time? 464 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,800 Speaker 1: And I immediately had to think, to myself, does my 465 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 1: documentary make it in there? This beats rhymes in Life, 466 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,000 Speaker 1: The Travels of a tribe called Quest make it into 467 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:46,960 Speaker 1: top ten music documentaries of all time? Some people would say, yeah, 468 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,280 Speaker 1: it certainly is the first of its kind. Uh, But 469 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:57,080 Speaker 1: in all seriousness, there's so many great documentaries that if 470 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,640 Speaker 1: I was being totally honest, I would have to exclude 471 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,280 Speaker 1: beat trimes in Life, the Travels of a tripical quest. 472 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,960 Speaker 1: If I was doing Top ten Hip Hop documentaries of 473 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 1: all time, I'm in there for show fifty percent. But 474 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 1: at first we're gonna do Top ten music documentaries of 475 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:23,320 Speaker 1: all time? What else is going on? A lot of 476 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:28,800 Speaker 1: discussion over the weekend about Queen the Queen Elizabeth passing 477 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:36,320 Speaker 1: away six years old. The Queen passed away, and people 478 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,320 Speaker 1: are like, oh, she died, she's duke. I don't know 479 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 1: what or why or how anybody would be surprised that 480 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:49,320 Speaker 1: a nine si year old person dies. I mean, she's 481 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:53,280 Speaker 1: been looking like she's been hanging on for the past 482 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,680 Speaker 1: ten years. She's ninety six years old. You're surprised at 483 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,680 Speaker 1: the queen died. No disrespect to the Queen, But if 484 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,360 Speaker 1: you looked into her eyes the past five or six years, 485 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,600 Speaker 1: she's been knock knock knocking on Heaven's door for a while. 486 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,360 Speaker 1: The fact that she was able to squeeze out these 487 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 1: past six years no disrespect, is amazing. With her little 488 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,280 Speaker 1: hats and her little suits and her curtseys and all 489 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:26,280 Speaker 1: that ship. I don't know why anybody was surprised, but 490 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,800 Speaker 1: then it forced the Megan Marco Harry ball game. Prince Charles, 491 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:36,640 Speaker 1: Prince what, Prince Pete? What's his name? Harry and Pete Babe? 492 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,480 Speaker 1: What then is his name? Prince Harry, Prince Pete, Prince Charles, 493 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,760 Speaker 1: Prince Charles? That oh cares. Oh, you know, I don't 494 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,760 Speaker 1: give a ship. To be honest with you, I mean, 495 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,880 Speaker 1: I'm not saying they don't give a ship that a 496 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:57,280 Speaker 1: person died. That sucks. Again. Not surprised, but uh, you 497 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,760 Speaker 1: know it's not my I don't I'm not from there, 498 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,080 Speaker 1: which brings me to John Oliver. This fucking guy, this 499 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,840 Speaker 1: fucking guy on HBO, John Oliver, this little snowflake, whiney 500 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,839 Speaker 1: fucking British comedian. Why are you so worried about what 501 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,120 Speaker 1: we're doing over here, Duke John Oliver with his show 502 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,400 Speaker 1: on Sunday nights on HBO, that the snowflake. This is 503 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:28,040 Speaker 1: snowflake pie every Sunday, This whiney fuck complaining about law 504 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,839 Speaker 1: and order and law and order shows and how they're 505 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,440 Speaker 1: they're not real, and how they they present law enforcement 506 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,360 Speaker 1: as a distorted good guy Duke, why are you worried 507 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,640 Speaker 1: about it? Why don't you talk about the queen and 508 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,120 Speaker 1: the queen being on death door for the talk about 509 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:50,719 Speaker 1: that ship. John Oliver's you've got a problem with police officers. 510 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,920 Speaker 1: You got a problem with an NYPD. Yeah, they're not perfect. 511 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,799 Speaker 1: A lot of them are fucked up. No, some of 512 00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,560 Speaker 1: them are fucked up. A lot of people our business 513 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,759 Speaker 1: are sucked up. No, some of them are fucked up. 514 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,280 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you something first, John Oliver, British comedian. 515 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,960 Speaker 1: If John Oliver was walking around New York City got 516 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,520 Speaker 1: smacked around, robbed, punched in the face, where would he 517 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:20,800 Speaker 1: go first, d HBO, Where would you go first, John Oliver? 518 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,000 Speaker 1: You go right to the police department and be like, Oh, 519 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:29,080 Speaker 1: they broke my glasses, they stole by phone. I was beaten, 520 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:35,320 Speaker 1: I was I was mugged again. I'm no U boot 521 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:40,080 Speaker 1: liquor talked many many, many, many, many, many, many, many 522 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:46,600 Speaker 1: many many many many podcast many many many times about 523 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:50,280 Speaker 1: the problem with some police officers, and it should be none, 524 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,799 Speaker 1: but it's never gonna be none, just like there's never 525 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,840 Speaker 1: gonna be any pedophiles. There's never gonna be any murdering. 526 00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,440 Speaker 1: This is just the way it is. But I know 527 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,600 Speaker 1: one thing, John Oliver, you think that they're doing a 528 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:08,280 Speaker 1: distorted version depicting the police in New York City, Where 529 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,239 Speaker 1: would you go A S. A P. If you were 530 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:16,920 Speaker 1: mugged right here in New York City, right to the 531 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:22,279 Speaker 1: police department, just like everybody else. Anyway, That's it, that's enough, 532 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:29,279 Speaker 1: That is enough. Kame Saw Disrupted, King Saw Disrupted. Jo. 533 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:33,319 Speaker 1: If you're in Baltimore, Maryland this weekend, come see me 534 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:38,360 Speaker 1: at Magoobi's fifteen, sixteenth, and seventeen Vancouver. Get ready to 535 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,320 Speaker 1: I'm in Vancouver. Tickets are available at Michael rappaport Comedy 536 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,960 Speaker 1: dot com. Kame Saw Disrupted, Miles Jordan a K. The 537 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,200 Speaker 1: Police Brothers, a K. The Dust Brothers. Take me out 538 00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,000 Speaker 1: of here with something real nice, Take me out of 539 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:57,320 Speaker 1: here with something real proper, But most importantly, take me 540 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,680 Speaker 1: out of here with something real, loud and real funky. 541 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,600 Speaker 1: This is the Iron Rapp reports Dariel Pagus. Literally, let's 542 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,200 Speaker 1: fucking go. I'm out