WEBVTT - SYSK Selects: How Cockroaches Work

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<v Speaker 1>M how do you everybody? This is Chuck and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to this weekend Stuff You Should Know Selects episode. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>This week, I'm picking how Cockroaches Work from August. You

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<v Speaker 1>have heard Josh and I debate over the years about cockroaches,

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that they are one of the few insects

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<v Speaker 1>that I will stomp and kill with great enthusiasm, whereas

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<v Speaker 1>I believe Josh is on the record as saying he

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<v Speaker 1>will not and he will try and relocate them. Crazy

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<v Speaker 1>talk to me. That cock roach will do nothing but

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<v Speaker 1>spend the rest of his life trying to get back

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<v Speaker 1>in your home to poop all over your stuff. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is a good episode though, How cock Roaches Work.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy it right now. Welcome to Stuff You Should Know

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<v Speaker 1>from How Stuff Works dots dot com. Hey, and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark and Charles W. Chuck

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<v Speaker 1>Bryant is with me. He's got his glasses on, he's

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<v Speaker 1>got his hair shorn, his fingernails are chewed down to

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<v Speaker 1>the quick. He's ready to go. I was hoping we

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<v Speaker 1>could open the show with Lakukaracha playing in the background. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, we can't. I don't know if we can

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<v Speaker 1>or not. I can't know. There's no way we can't. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, let's let's humme it. We could probably do that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's lane. People just imagine in your heads that you're

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<v Speaker 1>sipping a margharita and some mariachi bands playing lukukaracha right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to be confused with tequila no, which is similar. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I always confused it too, really well, not want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear him, but like if I think of la kukaracha

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<v Speaker 1>like I often think of peewee dancing on the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm like, oh, yeah, this tequila right. But you

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<v Speaker 1>know what Luca lookukarat is about. I assumed cockroaches, but

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<v Speaker 1>probably not. No, a cockroach who's lost one of his

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<v Speaker 1>legs and is having a hard time. I just found

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<v Speaker 1>that out today. I did not know that. Look at me.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't either until like just a few hours ago. Chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I was once like, you naive to the way of alright,

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<v Speaker 1>so we talked about lakukarata as you'd hoped you feel good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever seen the X Files episode with the cockroaches?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Oh, it is perfect. It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the top five, and it's not even like a part

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<v Speaker 1>of the part of the big, bigger picture. Once it's

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<v Speaker 1>like its own thing. Yeah, they have the name for

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<v Speaker 1>those episodes. I can't remember what it's called. But like

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<v Speaker 1>when it's just about a shape shift or and it

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<v Speaker 1>has nothing to do with the overarching conspiracy, Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>one of those, and it's just about cockroaches and a

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<v Speaker 1>cockroach infestation that may or may not exist. But at

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<v Speaker 1>one point, like it's getting really like the cockroaches are

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<v Speaker 1>everywhere and like everybody's starting to go a little crazy

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<v Speaker 1>and all that, and they um digitized cockroach like crawling

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<v Speaker 1>across your TV screen like obviously not part of the scene,

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<v Speaker 1>and it looks like it was on your screen, so

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<v Speaker 1>like you're it looks like there's a cockroach in your house.

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<v Speaker 1>It was, it was. It's a good episode. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was late on the X Files. I didn't watch it

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<v Speaker 1>when it was out, And then when I moved to

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey they started doing reruns and Justin I was

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<v Speaker 1>living at the time, was like you never watched X Files.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like no, And then it was on every night.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched the crap out of it. That did you

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<v Speaker 1>see the Charles Nelson Riley one where he's like an

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<v Speaker 1>art it's Jose Chunks from outer Space. I remember where, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>could Jessie the Body Venture and Alex Trebecker in it? Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. I must not have seen them all

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<v Speaker 1>because I was catching them on reruns. You didn't see

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<v Speaker 1>like some of the best ones. Go see go watch

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<v Speaker 1>those two. I know you have access to them. All right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>done so. Um, we're talking cockroaches here and apparently also

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<v Speaker 1>Jessie the Body Ventura. Um, did you know, Chuck? The

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<v Speaker 1>cockroaches are extremely clean insects. Well always said the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing about vultures. They are personally clean. Apparently they do

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<v Speaker 1>track a lot of germs spread disease. They apparently leave

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<v Speaker 1>a trail of fecal material everywhere they go because it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a bit of bread crumbs for them to follow back.

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<v Speaker 1>They spread bacteria of course in that fecal material. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there are proteins that set off up to six of

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<v Speaker 1>allergy sufferers allergies. They'll eat garbage and waste, They'll they'll

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<v Speaker 1>crawl on poop that your dog laid down in the

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<v Speaker 1>yard and eat it if your dog doesn't need it first.

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<v Speaker 1>And yet a cockroach itself is very clean because they're

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<v Speaker 1>extremely um intense groomers. First of all, they keep their

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<v Speaker 1>antenna clean because they have a fatty secretion or some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of secretion that if they don't clean it off,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll block their antenna from sensing things. So they constantly

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<v Speaker 1>clean their antenna. But apparent only they also cleaned their

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<v Speaker 1>feet and everything. And I read about a study. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just pretty almost anecdotal. It was so outside of

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<v Speaker 1>the scientific method. But um, they took a swab from

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<v Speaker 1>a guy's hands who hadn't washed his hands for two hours,

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<v Speaker 1>and they took a swab off of the foot or tarsus,

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<v Speaker 1>i should say, of a cockroach who had been walking

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<v Speaker 1>through garbage. And then two hours later they took a

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<v Speaker 1>swab and um, they put it in culture and the

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<v Speaker 1>guy grew way more bacteria than the cockroaches culture did

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care, which means that that man is dirt

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<v Speaker 1>year than a cockroach. They proved it. I would still

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<v Speaker 1>smash the cockroach with my flip flop. See, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>believe there's a there's a sect out there, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if it's Hinduism or Jainism. It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those two where the the monks of this sect um

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<v Speaker 1>carry little brooms hand brooms to kind of brush everything

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<v Speaker 1>off wherever they sit so they don't accidentally kill even

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<v Speaker 1>the tiniest Think that's great, and I kind of agree

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<v Speaker 1>with that. I think everything is a right to life. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>you have been on record on this very show talking

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<v Speaker 1>about killing cockroaches because the way they skitter. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not cockroaches. I am down with killing mosquitoes and ticks. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you talked about the cockroaches. I don't kill cockroaches. You

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<v Speaker 1>talked very much about how fast they are and how

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<v Speaker 1>they skitter and how that freaks you out. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>kill them. No, I don't kill roaches. I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 1>like I defy you to find the time stamp. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody please help me. Okay, Um, I will kill the

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<v Speaker 1>crap out of a mosquito, a cockroach, and um I

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<v Speaker 1>will generally shoe a fly. Now, I'll kill flies. I

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<v Speaker 1>generally won't kill a fly because they're not a big problem.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't have flies around you all the time now,

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<v Speaker 1>But mosquitoes and cockroaches I will kill. And that's about it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everything else right to life. Cockroaches, you must die. So

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<v Speaker 1>cockroaches are Um, I guess they understand that Chuck wants

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<v Speaker 1>them to die. Many people do. They're very disliked, right,

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<v Speaker 1>which has possibly accounted for them evolving to be really

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<v Speaker 1>difficult to kill. For one, they're nocturnal, so they're hiding

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<v Speaker 1>away from us when we're up because we're diurnal, which

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<v Speaker 1>is the opposite of nocturnal. Yeah. Um, they have sensors,

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<v Speaker 1>little sensors in there. Um, we'll get to that spoiler.

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<v Speaker 1>They run really fast, they do. They reproduce extremely quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's more than four thousand species of cockroach. So

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<v Speaker 1>you would think the whole rule would be infested with cockroaches,

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<v Speaker 1>but not true. It's actually mainly just one species, the

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<v Speaker 1>German cockroach, that is uh accountable for most infestations in

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<v Speaker 1>homes around the world. That's right. That is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the four main species that you might see, the German,

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<v Speaker 1>The American a k. A. Palmetto bug, which are they

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<v Speaker 1>can get big. Oh yeah, man creepy. There's one man

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<v Speaker 1>that like in South America. It's like as big as

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<v Speaker 1>your hand, six inches launch one foot wing diameters. The

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<v Speaker 1>brown banded cocka roach and the Oriental cocka roach um

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<v Speaker 1>are the four that you're likely to come across in

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<v Speaker 1>your life. And the German cockroach an American are the

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<v Speaker 1>ones you're gonna see here in the United States. And

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<v Speaker 1>they have been brought here by you because they get

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<v Speaker 1>that you know, they're not obviously gonna fly from continent.

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<v Speaker 1>In the continent, they hit trides on airplanes and boats

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<v Speaker 1>and getting chipping containers and in your mouth, moving boxes

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<v Speaker 1>and ghosery bags, and they are ubiquitous, and they, like

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<v Speaker 1>all insects, are most insects, they do a service. Most

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<v Speaker 1>of them are going to be out in the woods

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<v Speaker 1>like chewing stuff and pooping it out and being a

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<v Speaker 1>part of the ecosystem. Um. But it's the ones in

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<v Speaker 1>the home that really freaked people out right. And Chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I think one of the more fascinating things. And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, Rod just turned out to be pretty fascinating,

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<v Speaker 1>even more than I expect him. I just thought there

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<v Speaker 1>were a few things that were fascinating where you creeped out,

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<v Speaker 1>like reading this or do so it's not like that

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<v Speaker 1>you just hate them, Yeah, I mean there, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>you previously talked about that you deny it's The way

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<v Speaker 1>they move and how fast they are is what creeps

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<v Speaker 1>me out. And like, there's no greater fear than laying

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<v Speaker 1>in bed and seeing one on the ceiling above you,

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<v Speaker 1>just waiting for it to fall into your mouth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but apparently they are pretty good at not falling off

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<v Speaker 1>of the ceiling. That's true. Um, And they've had a

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<v Speaker 1>long time to practice this kind of stuff. They've been

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<v Speaker 1>around for about three twenty million years, longer than dinosaurs,

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<v Speaker 1>way longer than dinosats they survived that extinction event they did,

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<v Speaker 1>and well, well let's talk about it, tuck. Just how

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<v Speaker 1>much of an extinction event can a cockroach survive? Can

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<v Speaker 1>they survive a nuclear fallout? A nuclear war that would

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<v Speaker 1>kill all humans? Could a cockroach survive as they are

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<v Speaker 1>rumored to? Uh? Maybe that's sadly, it's like, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>know because that hasn't happened. Not sadly, thankfully that hasn't happened.

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<v Speaker 1>But um, the answer is some people say maybe, some

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<v Speaker 1>people say maybe not. Um. What we definitely know is

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<v Speaker 1>they probably could not survive the nuclear winter because they

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<v Speaker 1>like warm, moist places, right, and the nuclear winter would

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<v Speaker 1>not be good for cockroaches. Apparently, they're less susceptible the

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<v Speaker 1>radiation poisoning and humans are, but more than most insects.

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<v Speaker 1>So as far as insects goes, they might not be

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<v Speaker 1>the best candidate, right, Uh yeah, so maybe, but probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of on that side that they probably wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>survive a nuclear war, so we're time at radiation though

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<v Speaker 1>not like the blast obviously that would kill everything, you know. Um, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>so they survived the dinosaurs extinction event. They have been

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<v Speaker 1>around for three million years. They are very hearty little insects.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk a little bit about their bodies. They're creepy,

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<v Speaker 1>little crunchy bodies. So um, most of them are between

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<v Speaker 1>two inch half an inch and two inches long. They're

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<v Speaker 1>brown or black usually, and that length is minus their

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<v Speaker 1>intended This is just their bodies, you don't. And their

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<v Speaker 1>heads point downward, like, as Tracy Wilson, who wrote this

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<v Speaker 1>article points out, almost as if they're built for ramming. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or just searching for stuff, you know, it's another way

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<v Speaker 1>to look at it. The males are the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>have wings. Females may have wings, but their vestigial wings

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<v Speaker 1>they can't fly with them. Males can fly not very

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<v Speaker 1>well though, which makes them even more horrific when the

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<v Speaker 1>palmetto bug a big ones flying at your face because

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<v Speaker 1>you know he has no control exactly. Yeah, man, it's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like the cicada. Like they're I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>their wind wings were made for flying, but if they

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<v Speaker 1>jump off of something high, they can help them a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit uh to glide perhaps and not like hit

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<v Speaker 1>the ground is hard um short distances basically, and their

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<v Speaker 1>their insects, which means that they have three main body regions,

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<v Speaker 1>the head, the thorax, and the abdomen. They have an

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<v Speaker 1>exo skeleton that they mold as they grow, and they

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<v Speaker 1>mold a number of times, depending on the cockroach species,

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<v Speaker 1>over the course of a couple of weeks or over

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<v Speaker 1>the course of a couple of years, and their lifespans

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<v Speaker 1>also are um uh in step with that molting schedule. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But they cockroache will mold several times over its life

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<v Speaker 1>before it becomes an adult. Yes, and when they molt, um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same thing as when they're born. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>look white and um that's probably kind of creepy looking.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen a molted cockroach like a skinless cockroach

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<v Speaker 1>it's like the Lady and Hell Raiser before she fully

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<v Speaker 1>gets all of her skin, right. Uh, and uh, they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're pretty uptible two injury and death obviously when but

0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:07.520
<v Speaker 1>when after they've molted before bursicon, which is a hormone,

0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:11.240
<v Speaker 1>makes their exoskeleton hard and dark once again. Then they

0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:14.000
<v Speaker 1>have their little armor um, which is no match for

0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:18.400
<v Speaker 1>a flip flop. Uh. They can regrow lost limbs when

0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:20.839
<v Speaker 1>it molts, which is pretty cool, and they can even

0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:22.640
<v Speaker 1>put molting off for a little while in order to

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<v Speaker 1>regrow a lost limb um in their head. Let's go

0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.120
<v Speaker 1>over their head. They have eyes and their antenna, which

0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:33.040
<v Speaker 1>we've talked about, which we'll get into more specifically. And

0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.280
<v Speaker 1>there Tracy loves saying mouth parts. She writes a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of these articles. Yeah, she she will never just say mouths. Yeah,

0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.560
<v Speaker 1>it's not a true mouth apparently, it's yeah, a mouth part. Yeah.

0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:47.600
<v Speaker 1>They do have brains, by the way, and they are.

0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.599
<v Speaker 1>The brain is in the head. But the brain is

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<v Speaker 1>not like a human or a mammal brain. It's not

0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.319
<v Speaker 1>doing It's like it's not connected to a big central

0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.400
<v Speaker 1>nervous system or anything like that. Right, there is a

0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:00.520
<v Speaker 1>central nervous system that it's not in the head. There's

0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:06.200
<v Speaker 1>a h it's some sort of ganglia um that allows

0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:09.200
<v Speaker 1>the roach to continue living for up to a week

0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:11.600
<v Speaker 1>after it loses its head. Yeah, this is a pretty

0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.880
<v Speaker 1>good roach fact. Okay, I think, okay, um. So you

0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:16.839
<v Speaker 1>can cut a roach his head off and it will

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<v Speaker 1>live for a week and do all the normal things

0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:20.880
<v Speaker 1>that a roach does for a week, and then when

0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:25.960
<v Speaker 1>it finally dies, it dies because of thirst. Yeah. Yeah,

0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.080
<v Speaker 1>because they they actually breathe. They don't breathe through the

0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:31.160
<v Speaker 1>nose and mouth. They breathe through their sides. There's little

0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:35.040
<v Speaker 1>holes in their side called spiricles and trachea tubes deliver

0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.120
<v Speaker 1>the oxygen to the organs and tissues through their sides.

0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.720
<v Speaker 1>So there's you know, cut off the head and it

0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.800
<v Speaker 1>just dies of thirst. Yeah, which is my new favorite game.

0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Actually that's not true, because that's like future serial killer stuff.

0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.760
<v Speaker 1>It is like you torture cockroaches, and you torture animals,

0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:55.640
<v Speaker 1>and you torture humans. Once you've moved down to the chipmunks,

0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.520
<v Speaker 1>it's probably beyond the point of no return. You're a

0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:02.880
<v Speaker 1>bad person. Jeffrey Dahmer orchard animals. He would lay down

0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:06.240
<v Speaker 1>and Uh, like he would come across the dead deer

0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:07.880
<v Speaker 1>in the forest and like lay down with it and

0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.480
<v Speaker 1>spoon with it. It's like a Johnny Depp and Dead Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he do that? Did the exact same thing? Well,

0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:16.720
<v Speaker 1>maybe he was a serial killer. I don't think he was.

0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:20.160
<v Speaker 1>He was a killer, but not a serial killer. That

0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.400
<v Speaker 1>just shows how messed up Dahmer was that man. Yeah,

0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:25.000
<v Speaker 1>to like that was a connection to him was like

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<v Speaker 1>holding this dead animal, all right, like the cockroaches. Um,

0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:05.040
<v Speaker 1>so that's the head. Yeah, let's talk about their eyes.

0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Their eyes are compound eyes. Um so they see the

0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.440
<v Speaker 1>world in a mosaic like a fly. Like a fly,

0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:16.760
<v Speaker 1>all right, So we talked about their eyes. I actually

0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:19.560
<v Speaker 1>asked Tracy today, I was like, you, you wrote a

0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:23.920
<v Speaker 1>bunch of insect articles. Didn't you ever get sick about

0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:28.200
<v Speaker 1>talking about the head, the abdomen, the thorax, mouthparts, the legs.

0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:31.880
<v Speaker 1>They're all the same for insections, No they're not. They

0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:33.920
<v Speaker 1>all have these they're all the same, but they all

0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:37.120
<v Speaker 1>have different little adaptations that make them different. I was like,

0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.800
<v Speaker 1>how did you not get tired of it? She said,

0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.240
<v Speaker 1>she was fascinated the whole time. She said, san x

0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:48.040
<v Speaker 1>that's trable. Nit, that's tracy of stuff you miss in

0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:51.560
<v Speaker 1>history class, by the way, plug plug. Um. So we

0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:54.200
<v Speaker 1>talked about the antenna. They are movable and they are

0:16:54.520 --> 0:17:00.320
<v Speaker 1>known as antennal flagella, and uh, they're actually tiny, tiny

0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:04.480
<v Speaker 1>little hair covered segments and like it's it's thicker where

0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:06.040
<v Speaker 1>it attaches at the head, and it gets thinner and

0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:08.560
<v Speaker 1>thinner and thinner until it's just like a human hair

0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:12.560
<v Speaker 1>almost at the end. And these things since, um, they

0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:15.560
<v Speaker 1>smell sort of right, Yeah, they basically I guess, uh

0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:22.800
<v Speaker 1>sense pheromones. Yeah, the there you have it. They sense pheromones,

0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:26.840
<v Speaker 1>they pick up odors. I think they they're pretty finally

0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:29.679
<v Speaker 1>attuned to the environment. Yeah, but that's like really how

0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:33.760
<v Speaker 1>they're getting around, right, Like, even though they have eyes,

0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:38.000
<v Speaker 1>isn't the antenna really the secret? I believe? So okay, um, chuck,

0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:42.560
<v Speaker 1>you want to talk about mouthparts? Yes, Um, they are

0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:45.280
<v Speaker 1>a lot different than mammals, as Tracy points out, Um,

0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:48.200
<v Speaker 1>but they do have parts that sort of are akin

0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:52.360
<v Speaker 1>to how mammals mouths work. For instance, there's a laborum

0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:57.440
<v Speaker 1>and labium and they form the lips right uh, mandibles,

0:17:57.480 --> 0:18:00.320
<v Speaker 1>there's two of those and they cut and grind things

0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:03.439
<v Speaker 1>like your teeth might, which is very important because roaches

0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:07.440
<v Speaker 1>eat literally anything. Yeah, and sometimes that's like wood and

0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:09.920
<v Speaker 1>other stuff like they shouldn't be able to eat, but

0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:13.800
<v Speaker 1>they can. It's right, go ahead, thanks to the mandibles

0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:15.960
<v Speaker 1>and some other things that we'll get to. And then

0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:19.200
<v Speaker 1>they have to stop. And then there's a couple of

0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:25.960
<v Speaker 1>maxilla and they basically manipulate the food chewing. Yeah, like

0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:29.560
<v Speaker 1>a squirrel, yeah, squirrels arms or hands, yeah, or a

0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:34.680
<v Speaker 1>dung beetle. Yeah. The thorax, which is one of the

0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:36.840
<v Speaker 1>body parts that one of the three pieces of the

0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:40.560
<v Speaker 1>body um and that has the three pairs of legs

0:18:41.359 --> 0:18:44.840
<v Speaker 1>and the wings, and the legs are so named after

0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:47.760
<v Speaker 1>the part of the thorax that they're attached to. Right,

0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:50.359
<v Speaker 1>So you get the pro, the mezzo, and the meta.

0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:55.160
<v Speaker 1>So the pro is closest to the head. Mezzo middle Yeah,

0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:58.640
<v Speaker 1>the pro or like the brakes apparently and the yeah,

0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:01.680
<v Speaker 1>the pro Yeah, that's the just do stopping. Yeah. The

0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:04.720
<v Speaker 1>middle ones can make the roach go forward or backward.

0:19:05.440 --> 0:19:09.440
<v Speaker 1>And then so that's the mesothoracic legs. Then the metathoracic legs.

0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:11.679
<v Speaker 1>The ones in the rear are the ones that propel

0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:14.639
<v Speaker 1>the roach forward. And here's another good roach fact. Do

0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:17.000
<v Speaker 1>you take this one? Man, is awesome. Uh. They can

0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:19.560
<v Speaker 1>move about fifty body links in a second, which is

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<v Speaker 1>up to three miles an hour. Sounds very slow to us,

0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:26.280
<v Speaker 1>but think about this in roach terms. That's right. If

0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:29.240
<v Speaker 1>that were a human being, Uh, that would mean we

0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:31.840
<v Speaker 1>would be running two hundred miles an hour. Yeah, that's

0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:34.080
<v Speaker 1>why they look so fast. It's because they are. They

0:19:34.160 --> 0:19:36.880
<v Speaker 1>are fast. Now, like to us, three miles an hour

0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:39.359
<v Speaker 1>is not that much but very slow walk. That equals

0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:41.960
<v Speaker 1>two hundred miles an hour in reality for us. Yeah,

0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.080
<v Speaker 1>and part two of that roach fact, which I think

0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:48.240
<v Speaker 1>is just horrifying. When a roach runs really really fast,

0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:52.399
<v Speaker 1>sometimes it it gets air and just is basically running

0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:56.760
<v Speaker 1>on its back legs only, but the front the other

0:19:56.840 --> 0:19:59.200
<v Speaker 1>legs are still moving. So that's just like my worst nightmare.

0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:05.160
<v Speaker 1>They're then after you, exactly, man. So they the three

0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:07.440
<v Speaker 1>pairs are all built the exact same. They all have

0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:11.879
<v Speaker 1>the same parts, but they are different lengths. They function

0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:15.640
<v Speaker 1>slightly differently. Um, but they all moved the same way.

0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:18.880
<v Speaker 1>It just depends on, you know, what the roach wants

0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:21.520
<v Speaker 1>to do. Like we said, the pro thorastic legs active breaks.

0:20:22.320 --> 0:20:25.200
<v Speaker 1>The mesothorastic um can move it forward or back, and

0:20:25.240 --> 0:20:30.640
<v Speaker 1>then the meta push it forward and they apparently move

0:20:30.760 --> 0:20:35.760
<v Speaker 1>like poco sticks and then back and forth too, and

0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:39.120
<v Speaker 1>they work in conjunction to allow the roach to kind

0:20:39.160 --> 0:20:42.359
<v Speaker 1>of walk over just about anything. So um, when the

0:20:42.880 --> 0:20:48.159
<v Speaker 1>the pro and meta thoracic legs on one side are moving,

0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:51.960
<v Speaker 1>the mesothoractic leg the middle one on the other side

0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:55.840
<v Speaker 1>is moving, so that's how they move, which apparently it's

0:20:55.880 --> 0:21:02.000
<v Speaker 1>like a four by four yea uh. She also points

0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:04.680
<v Speaker 1>out that there are um the parts of the leg

0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:07.359
<v Speaker 1>you can sort of approximate as if it were a human.

0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:10.760
<v Speaker 1>They have a trick canter that's like our knees uh.

0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Femur and tibia um resemble arthai and shins, and then

0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.440
<v Speaker 1>they have the tarsus which is the ankle and foot

0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:22.360
<v Speaker 1>right and the tarsus is hooked in a roach, which

0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:25.960
<v Speaker 1>allows it to walk on the ceiling over your head

0:21:26.080 --> 0:21:29.720
<v Speaker 1>most frightening thing ever, and on walls. And when a

0:21:29.800 --> 0:21:32.959
<v Speaker 1>roaches on the ground, it runs very quickly, but when

0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:36.520
<v Speaker 1>it's on a ceiling it moves much more methodically because

0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:39.960
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't want to follow them. Upside down. If three

0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:44.080
<v Speaker 1>miles an hour equals two an hour to us, Yeah,

0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:47.360
<v Speaker 1>imagine what a ten ft drop equals to a poor

0:21:47.400 --> 0:21:50.880
<v Speaker 1>little roach. Well, not enough, because it lands, flips itself over,

0:21:50.920 --> 0:21:54.439
<v Speaker 1>and then runs away again. But it's humiliated, that's true. Uh,

0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:57.400
<v Speaker 1>twenty seven times per second. These legs can move back

0:21:57.440 --> 0:22:02.320
<v Speaker 1>and forth. So these are fast little boogers, which is

0:22:02.359 --> 0:22:05.239
<v Speaker 1>why you previously talked about hating them because they were

0:22:05.240 --> 0:22:09.359
<v Speaker 1>so fast. I really I don't I'm gonna find it. Okay,

0:22:09.440 --> 0:22:12.280
<v Speaker 1>I'll bet I didn't say i'd kill him. I've long

0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:19.119
<v Speaker 1>advocated for road to his rights. All right, So now

0:22:19.200 --> 0:22:21.879
<v Speaker 1>we're the abdomen um. They do have a heart. It

0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:24.640
<v Speaker 1>is a too black instructure and does move blood along,

0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:29.760
<v Speaker 1>but it does not carry um oxygen around, so A

0:22:29.960 --> 0:22:33.640
<v Speaker 1>the blood is not red, and B they move oxygen

0:22:33.720 --> 0:22:38.040
<v Speaker 1>and blood around in other ways through basically empty spaces

0:22:38.119 --> 0:22:41.520
<v Speaker 1>called hemo hemo coles. Yeah, it's pretty much the absence

0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:43.760
<v Speaker 1>of a fact there. Yeah. Well it's a the a

0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:47.000
<v Speaker 1>word to carries blood around to the organs. But yeah,

0:22:47.080 --> 0:22:50.120
<v Speaker 1>she says, the blood just travels through these spaces essentially,

0:22:50.400 --> 0:22:52.680
<v Speaker 1>and then rather than having to worry about like a

0:22:52.800 --> 0:22:55.959
<v Speaker 1>spare tire or something like that. I like a fat belly, right,

0:22:56.080 --> 0:22:59.280
<v Speaker 1>They have a actual fat body, and it's just this

0:22:59.440 --> 0:23:02.320
<v Speaker 1>little area where they store all the fat in their body.

0:23:03.280 --> 0:23:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Very smart. I have that same place. It's between my

0:23:07.080 --> 0:23:09.040
<v Speaker 1>chin and my waist. Yeah. I guess they do have

0:23:09.119 --> 0:23:12.159
<v Speaker 1>to worry about a spare tire, but it's a very

0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:17.040
<v Speaker 1>specific one. Yeah, that's true, you know. Okay, So let's

0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:20.800
<v Speaker 1>talk about digestion. Um. The the digestive system is in

0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:24.399
<v Speaker 1>the abdomen, and it's really not super unlike it's just

0:23:24.480 --> 0:23:27.439
<v Speaker 1>like a simplified version of our own or any mammals

0:23:27.600 --> 0:23:30.640
<v Speaker 1>digestive system. But like you said, they can eat things

0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:33.879
<v Speaker 1>like in digestings like wood and cellulose, so they do

0:23:34.119 --> 0:23:38.000
<v Speaker 1>need some help from specialized parts, one of which is

0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:41.879
<v Speaker 1>called a crop. Right, that's um. It basically holds the

0:23:42.040 --> 0:23:46.879
<v Speaker 1>food while apart behind it um a toothy section in

0:23:46.960 --> 0:23:51.720
<v Speaker 1>the digestive so that it is gross and it's equal

0:23:51.840 --> 0:23:56.560
<v Speaker 1>to like a an octopus having a beak, crushing beak.

0:23:58.160 --> 0:24:00.280
<v Speaker 1>They're squishy, they're not supposed to have a hard beak

0:24:00.320 --> 0:24:02.720
<v Speaker 1>in the middle. It's crazy. Yeah, it's called a probe

0:24:02.760 --> 0:24:05.480
<v Speaker 1>and triculus on the roach and that just pulverizes the

0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:08.320
<v Speaker 1>stuff like wood or whatever it's tough to digest, and

0:24:08.400 --> 0:24:11.440
<v Speaker 1>then and then it pushes it back. This this pulverized

0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:16.720
<v Speaker 1>part to the gastric cassilla, which houses enzymes, microbes, things

0:24:16.760 --> 0:24:19.600
<v Speaker 1>that break it down even further. And all this is

0:24:19.680 --> 0:24:21.800
<v Speaker 1>just the preliminary stuff. This is like what we do

0:24:21.880 --> 0:24:25.119
<v Speaker 1>in our mouth. Um. All this is going through this

0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:27.960
<v Speaker 1>process in a roach before it even gets to the

0:24:28.040 --> 0:24:32.920
<v Speaker 1>part where it starts to digest. This this is sort

0:24:32.920 --> 0:24:36.000
<v Speaker 1>of gross, like the digestion when was we haven't said

0:24:36.000 --> 0:24:39.800
<v Speaker 1>the word bolus yet, Well, we just did. Uh. And

0:24:39.840 --> 0:24:42.280
<v Speaker 1>then the searcy that we talked about earlier. These are

0:24:42.440 --> 0:24:46.520
<v Speaker 1>the uh. It sort of looks like short little antenna

0:24:46.720 --> 0:24:50.280
<v Speaker 1>sticking out from the butt area on each side. And

0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:54.480
<v Speaker 1>this is what allows the roach to not get Like

0:24:54.560 --> 0:24:56.920
<v Speaker 1>whenever you go to get that flip flop and you

0:24:57.080 --> 0:24:58.840
<v Speaker 1>rare back and go to hit the roach and as

0:24:58.880 --> 0:25:00.840
<v Speaker 1>you're coming it, it just like it could darts out

0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:02.560
<v Speaker 1>of the way. You're like, how did it know? How

0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:04.919
<v Speaker 1>did it know? It's because the searcy they pick up

0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:07.840
<v Speaker 1>on air flow and they can actually feel and since

0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:11.200
<v Speaker 1>that shoe coming, so if you're if you're unto killing

0:25:11.320 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 1>roaches like me, you have to be swift and and stealthy,

0:25:16.280 --> 0:25:18.440
<v Speaker 1>come at it hard and with vigor and with a

0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:22.840
<v Speaker 1>I guess a paddle that has holes in it down air? Hey?

0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Maybe so drag you might be honest something there. Oh no,

0:25:27.640 --> 0:25:36.480
<v Speaker 1>you invented sharknado. So the roach paddle? Um? So, I guess,

0:25:36.720 --> 0:25:40.680
<v Speaker 1>so that's a roach. That's the roach's body. Let's talk

0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:46.479
<v Speaker 1>about reproduction, because they do reproduce depending on the species. Um.

0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:52.200
<v Speaker 1>I believe the German roach uh can produce something in

0:25:52.320 --> 0:25:57.320
<v Speaker 1>the order of like eighty thou offspring? Is that correct? No?

0:25:57.640 --> 0:26:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Way more than that. The German produces. The German cockroach

0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:06.119
<v Speaker 1>and it's offspring will eventually produce about three hundred thousand

0:26:06.160 --> 0:26:10.720
<v Speaker 1>per year. So a mother and her her kids, yeah,

0:26:10.800 --> 0:26:13.359
<v Speaker 1>like that, the family tree from that one cockroach will

0:26:13.400 --> 0:26:16.920
<v Speaker 1>eventually number three hundred thousand in a year. Right, But

0:26:17.000 --> 0:26:21.800
<v Speaker 1>think about this, Then one of those kids and then

0:26:22.080 --> 0:26:25.399
<v Speaker 1>her offspring will be another three hundred thousand. Now I

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:28.240
<v Speaker 1>think that counts. I think that's the whole Okay, Well,

0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:33.040
<v Speaker 1>then one of those three hundred thousand, we'll have more

0:26:33.160 --> 0:26:36.600
<v Speaker 1>kids and another three hundred thousands. It goes exponentially kicks

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:40.159
<v Speaker 1>in somewhere. Exponentiality kicks in at some point. Yeah, an

0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:44.440
<v Speaker 1>American cockroaches only produce about eight hundred babies a year.

0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:48.200
<v Speaker 1>So I got something from Believe It or Not. The

0:26:48.400 --> 0:26:51.360
<v Speaker 1>orcan website has a lot of really good scientific information

0:26:51.840 --> 0:26:54.320
<v Speaker 1>that uh did you go and look at it? Uh?

0:26:54.400 --> 0:26:57.640
<v Speaker 1>And they talked about female courtship. Um, they begin courtship,

0:26:57.720 --> 0:27:01.119
<v Speaker 1>it says, by raising their wings and exposing their internal

0:27:01.240 --> 0:27:05.640
<v Speaker 1>membranes and expanding their genital chamber. Hey, boys, check out

0:27:05.720 --> 0:27:10.080
<v Speaker 1>my internal membrane exactly. My genital chamber is wide open

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:16.240
<v Speaker 1>and ready. I'm gonna release a pheromone. Hey man, this

0:27:16.400 --> 0:27:20.200
<v Speaker 1>is science. This is science. They released the pheromones to

0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:24.440
<v Speaker 1>attract males, and um, that's the calling position. And then

0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:28.240
<v Speaker 1>the males that that pick up on these pheromones approached

0:27:28.280 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 1>the female, they flap their wings a little bit to say, hey,

0:27:31.880 --> 0:27:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I like what you got cooking there, and then mating commences.

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:38.840
<v Speaker 1>It says when a male cockroach backs into a female

0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:44.520
<v Speaker 1>cockroach and deposits sperm so little, a little like you know,

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:49.399
<v Speaker 1>it's from the rear to the rear. You know what

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:53.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, let's go back to reproduction. Yeah, we used

0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:55.479
<v Speaker 1>to be really good at stuff like this. And by

0:27:55.520 --> 0:27:58.800
<v Speaker 1>the way, wasps, well, actually this is just a side note.

0:27:59.160 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 1>Wasps will actually sting cockroaches and lay eggs inside of

0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:07.840
<v Speaker 1>a cockroach. Like baby Wasps can be borne out of

0:28:07.840 --> 0:28:10.480
<v Speaker 1>a cockroach body. Right, They incubate in the roach and

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:13.160
<v Speaker 1>I guess probably eat it alive from the inside out.

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:15.399
<v Speaker 1>There's a movie. I'm just gonna start saying that about everything.

0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:19.480
<v Speaker 1>So there's a couple of ways that a mother roach,

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:24.680
<v Speaker 1>once her eggs are fertilized, can produce offspring um and

0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:27.920
<v Speaker 1>a couple of them involves something with one of the

0:28:28.080 --> 0:28:32.800
<v Speaker 1>worst words ever in my opinion, the oothica. Oh th

0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:36.199
<v Speaker 1>h e c a. Yeah, the otha. You've never been

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:41.960
<v Speaker 1>to outhca. It's nice. I prefer oothica UPSTATEA. So that's

0:28:42.000 --> 0:28:45.720
<v Speaker 1>basically just like an egg sac that the eggs develop in,

0:28:46.280 --> 0:28:49.320
<v Speaker 1>and it can either be inside the mom which makes

0:28:49.360 --> 0:28:53.960
<v Speaker 1>her oh vove of a Paris ovovie of a Paris. Seriously,

0:28:54.320 --> 0:28:59.160
<v Speaker 1>that's the word porous Paris, or it can be on

0:28:59.280 --> 0:29:02.360
<v Speaker 1>the outside of her, which makes her over Paris. And

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:04.240
<v Speaker 1>if it's over Paris, then she can just kind of

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 1>like abandon the sack, cover it up with some newspaper

0:29:08.320 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 1>or something like that. Sometimes say good luck or some

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 1>of them. It depends on the species carry that around

0:29:14.120 --> 0:29:16.440
<v Speaker 1>with them and then actually care for the young after

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:19.920
<v Speaker 1>they're born like a good mom should. And then there's viviparis,

0:29:20.480 --> 0:29:26.000
<v Speaker 1>which is basically like eggs developing in fluid like in

0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 1>a human in and in ovovivi Paris and ovivi Paris.

0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:36.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry viviparis. Yeah you confused yet imagine following along

0:29:36.800 --> 0:29:40.080
<v Speaker 1>with just your ears. I'm looking at words. So it helps, Um,

0:29:40.680 --> 0:29:44.480
<v Speaker 1>the eggs are born or the young come out live. Yeah,

0:29:44.480 --> 0:29:49.240
<v Speaker 1>they actually give birth to little baby cockroaches. So, like

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:54.760
<v Speaker 1>we said, the German cockroach can produce three hundred thousand offspring.

0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 1>The German cockroach and her offspring can produce three thousand

0:29:58.840 --> 0:30:04.960
<v Speaker 1>cockroaches in a year. Um, and the Americans it's not many.

0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:09.360
<v Speaker 1>And we talked about nymphs. Apparently the nymph when it's

0:30:09.440 --> 0:30:15.800
<v Speaker 1>born is fleck of dust size maybe very very small. Um.

0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 1>And there's a bunch of them, don't forget. Yeah, so uh,

0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:22.760
<v Speaker 1>and they're white, they're waiting to molt. They're very um.

0:30:23.720 --> 0:30:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Easy to kill. Yes, and if you're a common centipede,

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:31.000
<v Speaker 1>you love to eat these things. Imagine seeing that on

0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:37.840
<v Speaker 1>a microscopic level, centipede eating baby cockroaches. There's a movie

0:30:37.920 --> 0:30:42.560
<v Speaker 1>for you. Um. Also, here's another good roach fact is

0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:46.400
<v Speaker 1>some mothers that care for their offspring after birth. Some

0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:50.080
<v Speaker 1>of them just you know, either dump the utica or

0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:52.120
<v Speaker 1>they just have the babies and leave, but some actually

0:30:52.320 --> 0:30:57.080
<v Speaker 1>raise their little babies, and scientists believe that they the

0:30:57.200 --> 0:31:01.080
<v Speaker 1>offspring actually recognized the mother. Yeah, I don't understand why

0:31:01.160 --> 0:31:03.800
<v Speaker 1>that's so hard to believe. Well, because it's an insect. Man,

0:31:03.840 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 1>it just seems like a very mammalion. They're not even ammalion.

0:31:07.400 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 1>Just like it doesn't seem like something from the insect

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:13.920
<v Speaker 1>world like gives them a heart that I previously didn't believe.

0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:18.560
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know up with cockroaches, I don't know.

0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 1>It just puts a face on them that I never

0:31:20.040 --> 0:31:23.440
<v Speaker 1>really considered as I smashed them, because you can't see

0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:28.280
<v Speaker 1>their face. That's right, um, And cockroaches, if you want

0:31:28.320 --> 0:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>to make them a little more um humanlike a little

0:31:31.720 --> 0:31:34.760
<v Speaker 1>more personable, getting that the little hat and a cane

0:31:35.000 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 1>their social Oh yeah, they're they're not they're they're related

0:31:38.800 --> 0:31:41.480
<v Speaker 1>to termites, it turns out. And actually, I've read a

0:31:41.520 --> 0:31:44.200
<v Speaker 1>fascinating fact. I read one of the best magazine articles

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:45.720
<v Speaker 1>I've ever read in my life, and I've read a

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:48.720
<v Speaker 1>lot of magazine articles in the most recent issue I

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:52.960
<v Speaker 1>believe it was of Harper's and it's about ten Ways

0:31:53.000 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 1>to Satisfy your Man. No, it's early. It's an article

0:31:56.560 --> 0:32:01.240
<v Speaker 1>about the early mycologists who discovered westerners, i should say,

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:06.880
<v Speaker 1>who discovered making air quotes like magic mushrooms, and in

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:10.240
<v Speaker 1>between that time and the time they became outlawed, and

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:12.480
<v Speaker 1>then what happened after they became outlawed, and how they

0:32:12.480 --> 0:32:16.120
<v Speaker 1>are all these outlaw like fungal experts who all had

0:32:16.160 --> 0:32:19.520
<v Speaker 1>like PhDs and doctorates, but we're also like, might as

0:32:19.560 --> 0:32:24.320
<v Speaker 1>well have just been bikers growing these huge crops of mushrooms. Um,

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:26.760
<v Speaker 1>and there's a murder involved in all that. But there's

0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:30.240
<v Speaker 1>this it's an awesome article. Check it out. But um,

0:32:30.640 --> 0:32:32.600
<v Speaker 1>there's this one fact in there that there's a type

0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:36.800
<v Speaker 1>of fungus that has evolved to mimic termite eggs so

0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:40.320
<v Speaker 1>perfectly that it can fool the termite into thinking it's

0:32:40.360 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 1>her own eggs and termites um salivate on their eggs,

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:48.000
<v Speaker 1>they keep them moist constantly. Um, and this fungus needs

0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:50.640
<v Speaker 1>to be kept moist, so it'll be kept moist by

0:32:50.760 --> 0:32:53.240
<v Speaker 1>a termite that thinks this fungus is one of her eggs.

0:32:53.400 --> 0:32:57.240
<v Speaker 1>Does that fungus then later on kill the termite? Probably? Okay,

0:32:57.320 --> 0:33:00.560
<v Speaker 1>because that would be I believe that's irony, even though

0:33:00.560 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>we've been told we misused that bird. Thanks for the ride, lady, um, Wow,

0:33:06.000 --> 0:33:08.680
<v Speaker 1>we should do one of termites. Okay? Well I say

0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 1>that because apparently road eggs need to be kept moist

0:33:10.960 --> 0:33:13.280
<v Speaker 1>as well. Yes they do. I don't know do they

0:33:13.360 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>regurgitate on them to do so? Them? Well, another way

0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:21.160
<v Speaker 1>they're related to termites are they like to hang out together.

0:33:21.240 --> 0:33:24.080
<v Speaker 1>They like to live in groups where they differ as

0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:27.000
<v Speaker 1>termites actually have sort of like bees, to have very

0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:30.959
<v Speaker 1>specific roles in their colonies and a social structure that's

0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:33.640
<v Speaker 1>very organized. Cockroaches ain't like that. They ain't like that,

0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:35.720
<v Speaker 1>but they still like to hang out with one another.

0:33:36.280 --> 0:33:40.520
<v Speaker 1>And um, they actually make decisions like collectively together on

0:33:40.600 --> 0:33:44.160
<v Speaker 1>where they want to roost, you know, which is an

0:33:44.200 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 1>emergent system, right, I think? So? Is that what that's called. Yeah,

0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:53.720
<v Speaker 1>they've done studies where they found, um, like big large

0:33:53.800 --> 0:33:57.240
<v Speaker 1>numbers of cockroaches, if they don't have enough space, actually

0:33:57.320 --> 0:34:00.560
<v Speaker 1>divide up evenly, Yeah, into like the small this number

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:03.320
<v Speaker 1>of spaces. They can go like, well, there's two hundred

0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:06.040
<v Speaker 1>of us, so let's divide up into three groups and

0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:08.480
<v Speaker 1>go to three different places and you go, you guys

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 1>go there, We'll go there, and we'll go here, right,

0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:13.800
<v Speaker 1>and there's always one dude cockroach out. It's like, what

0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:18.480
<v Speaker 1>about me? It would be a Pixar movie. Yeah, that's

0:34:18.520 --> 0:34:22.160
<v Speaker 1>a good one. Um. They're they're also social and that

0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:26.640
<v Speaker 1>they follow one another, although not necessarily a leader, but

0:34:27.080 --> 0:34:29.319
<v Speaker 1>I guess whoever they think has the best idea. That's

0:34:29.320 --> 0:34:33.239
<v Speaker 1>a collective conscious. Yes. And there was a group of

0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:37.320
<v Speaker 1>scientists that created something called in Spot and it is

0:34:37.360 --> 0:34:42.640
<v Speaker 1>a robotic cockroach and they coated it with cockroach pheromones

0:34:42.680 --> 0:34:46.920
<v Speaker 1>and introduced it to a colony of roaches that accepted it,

0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:50.359
<v Speaker 1>and then they started to mess with the roaches. Of course,

0:34:50.600 --> 0:34:53.600
<v Speaker 1>they had um in spot lead them out into daylight

0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 1>so that they abandoned their nocturnality. Um, they would wander

0:34:58.200 --> 0:35:00.920
<v Speaker 1>out in the open following this thing. He got him

0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:08.960
<v Speaker 1>to move um and he brought them fire. Oh really, man,

0:35:09.000 --> 0:35:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is getting good. That reminds me

0:35:11.120 --> 0:35:14.360
<v Speaker 1>of the I know I talked about Errol Morris at nausea.

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:17.759
<v Speaker 1>But fast, cheap and out of control is uh. The

0:35:17.880 --> 0:35:21.960
<v Speaker 1>robot scientists makes robots that mimic cockroaches, another small bugs

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:24.960
<v Speaker 1>that's really neat. And he said, one potential application one

0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:27.880
<v Speaker 1>day is to have like to imagine like thousands of

0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:32.480
<v Speaker 1>these that clean things, like these robot bugs that you own. Well,

0:35:32.640 --> 0:35:34.840
<v Speaker 1>you just like hit a button and like two hundred

0:35:34.840 --> 0:35:37.239
<v Speaker 1>of them dust your television and then go back to

0:35:37.320 --> 0:35:40.399
<v Speaker 1>their little places. Pretty neat. It's like scrubbing bubbles, yeah,

0:35:40.520 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 1>or like the X Files when it when across the TV. Yeah,

0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:47.000
<v Speaker 1>everys wasn't cleaning anything though. What's scrubbing bubbles? It's like

0:35:47.080 --> 0:35:51.480
<v Speaker 1>a type of cleaner it is. Yeah, all right, is

0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:54.360
<v Speaker 1>that a plug? I don't think so. Okay, it was

0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:57.239
<v Speaker 1>just a free association, all right. So let's get to

0:35:57.680 --> 0:36:01.279
<v Speaker 1>let's say you're like me and not like Josh, and

0:36:01.360 --> 0:36:04.560
<v Speaker 1>you don't want roaches in your home. I don't want

0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:06.719
<v Speaker 1>roaches in my home. It's just when I see a roach,

0:36:06.840 --> 0:36:09.440
<v Speaker 1>I will I will gingerly pick it up with a

0:36:09.480 --> 0:36:12.840
<v Speaker 1>paper towel and toss it outside. I'm sure that doesn't

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 1>injured at all. It doesn't, okay, No, no, I don't

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:20.239
<v Speaker 1>squeeze it at all. I just very gently like, al right,

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:23.240
<v Speaker 1>what happens if that roach like gets free and crawls

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 1>up your arm? Up your Okay, but I hopefully I'm

0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 1>doing it outside, all right, I just want to see

0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:31.279
<v Speaker 1>where it stops. I'm trying to get a feel out

0:36:31.280 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 1>your position fully. Um yeah, if if it's injured, if

0:36:37.480 --> 0:36:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I accidentally injure it, I'll go ahead and kill it. Okay,

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:45.640
<v Speaker 1>Well that's really you're quite the humanitarian or insectarian insectaria.

0:36:46.440 --> 0:36:48.680
<v Speaker 1>So let's say you don't want roaches in your house,

0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:51.040
<v Speaker 1>which is pretty much everybody. They say, the first thing

0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:53.440
<v Speaker 1>to do is try and seal it off. Good luck

0:36:53.520 --> 0:36:57.160
<v Speaker 1>with that, because roaches can fit into cracks that are

0:36:57.520 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 1>as small as one six of an inch one point

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:03.760
<v Speaker 1>five millimeters. And just show me a house that doesn't

0:37:03.840 --> 0:37:06.120
<v Speaker 1>have or at least maybe some new houses, you might

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:08.279
<v Speaker 1>have some luck. But if you live in an old

0:37:08.320 --> 0:37:12.520
<v Speaker 1>house like me, there's there's always cracks like animals can

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 1>get through these cracks. So if you realize you've got

0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:19.439
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of cracks, seal them up as best you can. Yeah.

0:37:19.800 --> 0:37:23.440
<v Speaker 1>But if that's still not doing the trick. Um, they

0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 1>say that you want to go with a bait trap, yeah,

0:37:26.840 --> 0:37:29.800
<v Speaker 1>rather than a spray, because you when you use a

0:37:29.840 --> 0:37:35.000
<v Speaker 1>bait trap, you become like a pioneer tracker. Um. You

0:37:35.080 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 1>can put the trap somewhere and if it's not attracting roaches,

0:37:37.640 --> 0:37:41.239
<v Speaker 1>even though you know you have roaches, Um, then you

0:37:41.360 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 1>need to move your trap. And when you move your

0:37:43.600 --> 0:37:45.440
<v Speaker 1>trap and start of tracking roaches, then you can tell

0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:47.840
<v Speaker 1>where they're coming from. Then you can seal up those cracks.

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:50.919
<v Speaker 1>That's right. You you come to know the roaches using

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:53.800
<v Speaker 1>the traps with a spray, it's just like you're just

0:37:53.840 --> 0:37:57.360
<v Speaker 1>spraying blindly. Can we do one in fleas or just ticks?

0:37:57.600 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Just ticks? We need to do fleas too because I

0:37:59.640 --> 0:38:03.680
<v Speaker 1>have bad please. Um. They say, don't use like, don't

0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:06.320
<v Speaker 1>waste your money on those sound devices. They say that

0:38:06.520 --> 0:38:09.640
<v Speaker 1>don't work that emit like some like sound that only

0:38:09.680 --> 0:38:12.319
<v Speaker 1>a roach can hear. Um. You want to keep your

0:38:12.360 --> 0:38:16.680
<v Speaker 1>house clean, Yeah, keep your house clean anyway, Tracy, Uh,

0:38:17.000 --> 0:38:21.080
<v Speaker 1>if you've ever seen The Simpsons where margin Homer lose

0:38:21.160 --> 0:38:23.720
<v Speaker 1>the kids and have to go take a parenting class.

0:38:24.360 --> 0:38:27.640
<v Speaker 1>That's what this paragraph reminds me of about you. Lop

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:30.880
<v Speaker 1>up after every meal exactly, clean and seal all of

0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:34.360
<v Speaker 1>your food, or cover and seal it. Wipe down counters

0:38:34.400 --> 0:38:37.760
<v Speaker 1>and tables after eating. Sweeper mop your floor after cooking.

0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:41.239
<v Speaker 1>Eat only in your dining area. I guess if you

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:44.520
<v Speaker 1>eat over your sink, run the water afterwards to clean

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:50.200
<v Speaker 1>out any crumbs that may have dropped out of your mouth. Yeah. Um,

0:38:51.440 --> 0:38:55.480
<v Speaker 1>and as a last resort, you could use poisons, but

0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:59.839
<v Speaker 1>I would never recommend that putting poisons in your household. Um.

0:39:00.120 --> 0:39:04.480
<v Speaker 1>You can always call your friendly neighborhood exterminator and they'll

0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:07.800
<v Speaker 1>take care of it for you, sure you know, Or

0:39:07.880 --> 0:39:10.879
<v Speaker 1>you can call an in spot and he can lead

0:39:11.000 --> 0:39:13.759
<v Speaker 1>all the concerts. Is out like the pie piper. There

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:16.880
<v Speaker 1>are a few natural things though, Yeah, some things have

0:39:17.040 --> 0:39:22.799
<v Speaker 1>been shown to work. Nepa talec tone. It's in two

0:39:22.880 --> 0:39:25.480
<v Speaker 1>forms of catting up, so if you have a cat,

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:28.359
<v Speaker 1>you might just kill two birds with one stone. Here.

0:39:29.480 --> 0:39:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Um A sineole sine ala um also known as eucalyptole,

0:39:34.600 --> 0:39:37.720
<v Speaker 1>and that is in bay leaf and then ossage orange

0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:41.239
<v Speaker 1>oil and they don't know what in that is the

0:39:41.360 --> 0:39:44.480
<v Speaker 1>magic potion, but apparently that works. So if you're into

0:39:44.560 --> 0:39:46.719
<v Speaker 1>natural you could try some of those things. Just put

0:39:46.760 --> 0:39:48.520
<v Speaker 1>bay leaves and cat and up all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>See what happens in orange oil, and you'll never have

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<v Speaker 1>a roach again. Or you can just clean up your house.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see many roaches. It's good. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>surprised with the amount of moisture and how all my

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<v Speaker 1>house is. How like the fact that I eat all

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<v Speaker 1>over my house and spill things everywhere, you know, garbage

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<v Speaker 1>laying around, it's like gum stick to your FLOORI yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't see roaches much. When I do, I

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<v Speaker 1>have my friend in the foot flop I'm sure you do,

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<v Speaker 1>and coming soon the roach paddle. Yeah, I see. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel as bad because, especially after I saw those

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<v Speaker 1>reproductive figures, I'm not putting a dent in the roach population. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you the ones that you're killing. Care

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, I don't know. I'm sorry to tell. With

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<v Speaker 1>I said, a search bar, which means it's time for

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<v Speaker 1>message break. This is from an Englishman who went up

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<v Speaker 1>a hill and came down a mount. That's not true

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<v Speaker 1>self experimenter though when I was a kid. Guy's about

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen actually, And notice that when you get water up

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<v Speaker 1>your nose, the effect is all consuming. Can't seem to

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<v Speaker 1>think about anything, feel anything, or do anything except think

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<v Speaker 1>about that water that you just sniffed up your footer.

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<v Speaker 1>He's English. At a similar thought about what happens to you,

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<v Speaker 1>both psychologically and physically, when you get soap in your eye,

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<v Speaker 1>Because that stinging sensation and the resulting fevered knuckling of

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<v Speaker 1>the optic cavity for is for a short time, the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing in the universe. So while it's slaying in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathtub with the reflected sunlight sparkling through the red

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<v Speaker 1>tint of my closed eyes, contemplating this phenomena, I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to run my own experiment. I want to know which

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<v Speaker 1>of these all powerful sensations would eclipse the other. So

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<v Speaker 1>I got a nice big chunk of soap on one

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<v Speaker 1>finger and simultaneously rubbed it vigorously into my eye and

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<v Speaker 1>ducked under the water, sniffing in deeply. The result was,

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<v Speaker 1>as you can imagine, quite horrific. I must have looked

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<v Speaker 1>like I was being fatally electrocuted. I thrashed and rubbed

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<v Speaker 1>and coughed and cried. My final conclusion, are you dying

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<v Speaker 1>to know what happened? Was that unbelievably both experiences behaved

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<v Speaker 1>in some sort of quantum mechanical way where I was

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<v Speaker 1>all consumed by two separate, all consuming events at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. So basically it sucked really bad. If you

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<v Speaker 1>share this information with the world. However, no one else

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<v Speaker 1>will ever have to suffer this hitherto undocumented facet of reality, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because they're going through that kind regards James Holmes, not

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<v Speaker 1>the maniac version. Did he say that? Erneth he the

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<v Speaker 1>signature that was parenthetical? Yeah, from Manchester, England. So James,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you do such a thing, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>but I raised a pint to you, okay and thanks? Yeah. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't there like a whole movement like M plus one

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<v Speaker 1>or any equals one, the an equals one movement. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like self experimentation, and is the study population, and so

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<v Speaker 1>if an equals one, there's just one person yourself. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about sniffing water and putting soup in

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes. But he was a kid. He was only eighteen, right, James, Right, yeah, James,

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<v Speaker 1>not the maniac version. Thanks James. If you, uh, anyone

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<v Speaker 1>else out there have a cool self experiment that you've done,

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<v Speaker 1>we want to hear about that all the time. Cockrade

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