1 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: Let's see Iron Rapports stereo podcast coming live and direct. 2 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: This is a mashup of sorts. My name is a 3 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 1: Gringo man Dingo, better known as Michael Rappaport. I'm on 4 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,759 Speaker 1: the phone with two thousand and fifteen two thousand and 5 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 1: sixteen podcast co host of the Year Mr. G. Moody. 6 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: Last name rhymes with duty. Um. I'm gonna keep it 7 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 1: real with you people. I'm in the room Tom, I'm 8 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 1: in the room tomb and G. Moody is in the 9 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 1: Boogey now bronx gloom to them. Hence it's a little 10 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: bit of a mashup. Um. So this is what's gonna 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 1: happen on this episode. Um Uh. Me and Moody are 12 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: gonna do what we do best, which is a bust 13 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: holes uh the only non fact checking podcast in the world. 14 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: We started the trend. Now everybody wants to follow suit. 15 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 1: Um So we're gonna do what we do and then 16 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get into the Fantasy Football Follies. I'm giving 17 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:16,839 Speaker 1: away the Fantasy Football Follies first ever awards. I'm benching people, 18 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you how to break the bank 19 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:24,400 Speaker 1: on DraftKings. Okay, if you want to win on DraftKings, 20 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 1: you will listen to some of my suggestions. Okay, and 21 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 1: as always, if you want to dance with the dingo. 22 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: We've talked about the fact that I got bumped from 23 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: The Stern Show. Yes, we talked about the fact that 24 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: I got bumped from my Allison Chain's charity league. I'm 25 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 1: competing for third and fourth place respectively in both leagues. Okay. 26 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: We talked about the fact that even though I lost, 27 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: I'm still a fucking winner. Okay, because only real true 28 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: ship talkers do their best business when they're on their 29 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: hands and knees with dirt kicked in their base. The 30 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: ship talking never ever, ever stops. And I will say this, 31 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: Mr Moody, you know the biggest thing that I that 32 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: I am disappointed about the loss in the Stern Show 33 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: Fantasy Football League is that the championship game is on Christmas. 34 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: These cocksuckers ruined my Christmas slash hanikah. What what better 35 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: way what have I been able to celebrate Christmas than 36 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: to wake up, you know, kiss my lady under the mistletoe, 37 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: drink a little hot coco, open some gifts, and then 38 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 1: start fucking. But unfortunately I lost, so I can't do that. Okay, 39 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 1: my hopes and dreams got stripped away. Okay, that's my problem. 40 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,679 Speaker 1: I'll deal with it. But that that is something that 41 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: that does stink, the fact that the games came Christmas 42 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:59,519 Speaker 1: and Hanukah, respectively. Nobody would have had more joy than 43 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,240 Speaker 1: kicking some ass to win some championship fantasy football matches 44 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: than me the Greno man Dingle. But like I said, 45 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: do you want to dance with the Dingo? You know 46 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: where to find me www dot DraftKings dot com forward slash. 47 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 1: I am Rappaport. I got nothing but time on my hands, 48 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: which means I got nothing but time to dance. Mr Moody, 49 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,799 Speaker 1: let's get into this, sir. Let's do it. What's the deal? 50 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: Where where do we start? Apparently Tom Arnold has come 51 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: out from underneath another rock because I like Tom ortld. 52 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: I think Tom ortald Is is a good guy. But 53 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: you know, he made his career sort of you know, 54 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 1: getting the best of Roseanne and then he made his 55 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: own career. But he did, he did emerge, uh you know, 56 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 1: from the whole Roseanne scandal in the in the eighties 57 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: and the nineties. I think it was the eighties, and 58 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: now Tom Monald is claiming personally to have tapes of 59 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 1: Donald Trump from The Apprentice, saying all kinds of ship, 60 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: saying the N word, saying the sea word, about ladies, 61 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: calling his own son retarded. He says he has these 62 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: tapes and he's had them all through the election. And 63 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: what I want to say to you, Tom Arnolds, why 64 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 1: are you talking about that now? Duke? Where the fucking tapes? 65 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: That with the tapes? That duke? Run them tapes? Where 66 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 1: the tapes that duke? You know how irresponsible? Don't talk 67 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: about the tapes now. It's too late. Even if the 68 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: tapes come out, he's still gonna be the president. Where 69 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:42,839 Speaker 1: the tapes, that duke? Where the tapes and the tapes 70 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: right now? None of this stuff would matter. Man. It's 71 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: kind of like teflon don They don't care what's on 72 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: those tapes. Nobody cares about nothing. Man. But if you 73 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 1: really wanted to do something, you should have dropped the 74 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 1: tapes in September and ended this thing. And now you're 75 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: talking about tapes. Where the tapes that dupe? Yeah? And 76 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 1: I mean now it doesn't even matter that you have 77 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: the tapes. He won already wont even if you have 78 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: tapes of him saying the N word and calling his 79 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: own son a retard and all the other ship that 80 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: you you're claiming that your tapes have, What good is 81 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: it gonna do you? You ain't no hero because you 82 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: say you have tapes. Where the tapes? That dupe? Yeah, 83 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: run them tapes, Like, I don't understand what what the 84 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: point of coming out of it now? Like in hindsight, 85 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: he's not getting impeached because of the tapes that you 86 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,160 Speaker 1: claim you have. I don't even know if you got 87 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,719 Speaker 1: them tapes. Duke, Where the fucking tapes? That man? Run 88 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:44,280 Speaker 1: them fucking tapes. Man, run your tapes. If if he 89 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 1: was in brownswil G in the eighties and people were 90 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: gonna rob him, what would they say to him? Run 91 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: them tapes, duke, Duke, where them fucking tapes? That man? 92 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,159 Speaker 1: Then they would start digging into his pockets to get 93 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: the tapes. I typon, like, you're running them fucking tapes. 94 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 1: Speaking of Trump, you you're not slick. You're not fucking slick. 95 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:15,839 Speaker 1: You try to offer my man Sylvester Stallone a place 96 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: in your cabinet for some wacky cockamami job. You try 97 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: to appeal to the American hearts. Y'all am gonna get 98 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: Rocky to have it to be in my cabinet. Everybody 99 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:30,360 Speaker 1: loves Rocky, and thank god the Rock told you to 100 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:35,039 Speaker 1: fuck yourself, Dan dank God Stallone knew better than to 101 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: be fooled by you. I'm sure these guys have done business. 102 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 1: I'm sure they know each other. You think you're gonna 103 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,679 Speaker 1: get Rocky in there to try to win the hearts 104 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: of the people. No, you're not getting Polie, you're not 105 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: getting Asian, and you ain't getting the rock. You're not 106 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,479 Speaker 1: getting Creed Stallone is not fucking with you. Nobody's performing 107 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:55,239 Speaker 1: at your inauguration. They're begging in and trying to offer 108 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: all kinds of ship to people to I'm glad nobody's 109 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,360 Speaker 1: performing at your ship. Your inauguration is gonna be active, 110 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:06,719 Speaker 1: and you're not getting Rocky Rocky, Rocky Rocky. You're not 111 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:12,840 Speaker 1: getting clever laying Mr t thunder Lips. Nobody's fucking would 112 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 1: you Drago try to get Rocky to try to like, 113 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 1: Oh well, if Stallone's with me, it'll make things okay. Nah, 114 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: keep hiring those cornballs. You're hiring Ben Carson and that 115 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 1: fucking alt right no lip verikos vain having Steve Bannon. 116 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: You're not getting Stallon. He doesn't want to be a 117 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 1: part of that ship show. I'm so proud of the rock. Yes, 118 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 1: my my prime he said that to Donald with all 119 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: my prime done, at least you had a prime. What 120 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 1: else is popping? Moody? Yo, you hear that. Matt Barnes, 121 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: NBA player Matt Barnes finally is getting a divorce. Good. 122 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 1: He was married for for for a year and like 123 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 1: I think a year and eighteen months or something like that. 124 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:04,559 Speaker 1: He's gonna be paying alimony out the ass and child 125 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: support out the ass, which I'm sure he seems like 126 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 1: a very dedicated father. I've met Matt Barnes. He's uh, 127 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,720 Speaker 1: what you would call captain light skin. You don't want 128 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 1: any problems with Matt Barnes. He already proved that he's 129 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 1: about that life. He drove ninety miles to step to 130 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,560 Speaker 1: Derek Fisher. But you see what's fucked up though, See 131 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: Derek Fisher is not marrying you see, Matt Barnes has 132 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: got to pay the child support and the alimony. Some 133 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 1: no good judge or she's running around with ex teammates 134 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 1: and ex coaches and all that. So I'm glad his 135 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: divorce is final. But this is why Johnny Taylor made 136 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,080 Speaker 1: the great song. It's cheaper to keep her incidents like that. 137 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,199 Speaker 1: See now, I'm not saying you should stay with her, 138 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 1: but I can see why a piece of art like 139 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:53,200 Speaker 1: it's cheaper to Keeper's cheaper to keeper. You know, that's 140 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,560 Speaker 1: gonna He's gonna be paying that money for so long 141 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: and it's gonna be so extraneous because you don't pay 142 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: the child support to the kid. The mom could do 143 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 1: whatever she wants with the money. This is this is true, 144 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 1: And um, I wanna I want to go back what 145 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 1: you said with this, uh, this whole Trump thing. Just 146 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: want to touch on this, yo. They starting to kind 147 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:18,320 Speaker 1: of normalize all this hatred ship man, So I kind 148 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 1: of suspect there's gonna be some sitcoms and ship coming 149 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 1: coming up with that same tone. Man. You know, how 150 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:28,320 Speaker 1: so how so like because they have this look inside 151 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,719 Speaker 1: of the the kk K members family now coming out 152 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,920 Speaker 1: of and any and he has that show. Yo, we 153 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 1: we were boycotting that show. Any We we we we 154 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 1: we don't want you to humanize the KKK or like, oh, 155 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,040 Speaker 1: there's certain members of the family in January, there's a 156 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:50,640 Speaker 1: show on any about lives and families of KKK members 157 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 1: repaying these people. They're trying to rebrand and and I'd 158 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:58,200 Speaker 1: say the tune. Now they're gonna have some moneys. We'll 159 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,440 Speaker 1: have a show called Keeping Up with the KKK. What 160 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:05,959 Speaker 1: the fuss? Yes, the Kardashians were Keeping up with the 161 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,679 Speaker 1: KKK one of the and one of the members like Caitlin, 162 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: but he decides he wants to be black, right I 163 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:19,719 Speaker 1: am ka Sean, Yes, yeah, no, we we were not 164 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,720 Speaker 1: with all that. That that that that that's what's gonna 165 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 1: happen that a and he show you. I don't know 166 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,760 Speaker 1: if you saw the trailer. It's crazy to see. And 167 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,400 Speaker 1: then like they try to sympathize and in compassion, like 168 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: one of the like they show this young girl, uh, 169 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,080 Speaker 1: and she's like saying how she doesn't believe it in 170 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,679 Speaker 1: all that ship and to take her out of it, 171 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,320 Speaker 1: pay her the money literally that you know, get her 172 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 1: out of it, because you're gonna see some vicious, vile 173 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 1: stuff on there. They're gonna try to humanize the KKK. Yeah, 174 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 1: that's what's happening. That's what's gonna be in late night television, 175 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,280 Speaker 1: Late night with David Duke. You're gonna have You're gonna 176 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 1: have all kind of ship. The fucking national anthem is 177 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,679 Speaker 1: gonna be the fucking all in the family, fucking TV 178 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:03,240 Speaker 1: sitcom them, they're gonna change everything. Yeah, Now, you can't normally. 179 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:07,440 Speaker 1: Don't become accustomed to this stuff, folks, don't. Don't. Don't, 180 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 1: don't become desensitized. Don't let it wear you down. Never 181 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,640 Speaker 1: get worn down by by the normalization of this, the rebranding, 182 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:21,120 Speaker 1: the gentrification of the racist Fox. Alright, this the Iron 183 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: Wrap Coort stereo podcast coming live from the room to him, 184 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:29,360 Speaker 1: I'm driving safe. I am podcasting and driving with two 185 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 1: hands on the wheel. Very very safe. You gotta see. 186 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: You can't. You can't text and drive, but you certainly 187 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,200 Speaker 1: can't podcast and drive. But if you do it, folks, 188 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:42,600 Speaker 1: do it safely. Um. What else is popping? Mr Moody? 189 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:47,640 Speaker 1: The Patriot Way, Oh, has resurfaced, and it has been 190 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:52,640 Speaker 1: discovered that the old dog of tight ends, the Anthony 191 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 1: Hopkins of receivers, executed two guys in a nightclub because 192 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:01,079 Speaker 1: they bumped into him at a Boston nightclub of Aaron 193 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:07,319 Speaker 1: the Patriot Way, Hernandez Man, this guy in the Patriots. 194 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 1: They knew about him, they knew he was a wild card, 195 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:15,640 Speaker 1: but they didn't care. Yea, and they still hired him. 196 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,960 Speaker 1: He was and now he was convicted. It's saying that 197 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,560 Speaker 1: he he's already convicted of one murder. Now they're gonna 198 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 1: put him on another murder. He was the gunman in 199 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:25,839 Speaker 1: another murder. He's a he's a he's a what do 200 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:31,079 Speaker 1: they calling uh um savage? Oh yeah, no, yeah, I 201 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: wasn't the word I'm looking for. Then the Patriots or 202 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 1: something else. Man Michael Floyd, formerly of the Arizona Cardinals, 203 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:42,079 Speaker 1: who last week was so drunk in Arizona. He was 204 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,560 Speaker 1: like three times the the the the the blood level 205 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 1: alcohol in Arizona, the blood level alcohol amount in Arizona, 206 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 1: which has gotta be higher than the normal, because you know, 207 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,280 Speaker 1: Arizona is where ship gets popping. That's the wild Wall 208 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,120 Speaker 1: West out there. He was asleep at the wheel, drunk 209 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:02,080 Speaker 1: our office tail during the middle of a game. Week 210 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,440 Speaker 1: like this wasn't just listen to the offseason. There's a 211 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,319 Speaker 1: game like three days again. Then they cut him the 212 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,760 Speaker 1: Carlinals cut him, and who decides to pick him up 213 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,200 Speaker 1: late in the season just to fill a wide receiver slot. 214 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: But the New England Patriots, you guys don't give a fuck. 215 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 1: You don't give a funk. You'll win at any cost. 216 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: You'll pick up anybody as long as it helps you win. 217 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:29,439 Speaker 1: You know, this guy has a problem. He was asleep 218 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:34,839 Speaker 1: at the wheel, slurring, looking crazy all the TMZ video 219 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,080 Speaker 1: they have him in there. You look terrible. I hope 220 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,880 Speaker 1: this guy gets some help. And while they found him, 221 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:44,840 Speaker 1: he was wearing a Notre Dame college football hat, the 222 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,040 Speaker 1: same college he went to where he also got a 223 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: d U Y. I'm not blaming him. He needs help. 224 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:57,520 Speaker 1: But the Patriots, you don't give a ship trying to 225 00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:00,720 Speaker 1: get him to play right now? Yeah, right now, like 226 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,199 Speaker 1: you know, they want to sober him up and get 227 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,560 Speaker 1: him out there right now, like you know we could 228 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,960 Speaker 1: get if we could get one good touchdown from him, 229 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 1: it's worth all the headaches. Well, we'll cut him at 230 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,959 Speaker 1: the end of the season when he's in dire needs, 231 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,720 Speaker 1: in dire streets. To sober him up. Right now, we 232 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,360 Speaker 1: just want to have him ready for the first week 233 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 1: of the playoffs. We got a good matchup for a 234 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 1: slot a slot receiver. Oh yeah, man, what else you got? 235 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: Mr Moody Um former Atlanta Falcon dirty Bird Jamal Anderson, 236 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the dirty bird. He pulled out his loaf 237 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 1: in a convenience store. I don't know. I don't know 238 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,480 Speaker 1: what's wrong with this guy, but hopefully he got arrested 239 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:41,120 Speaker 1: for that, because they're kids in the store. And this 240 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,880 Speaker 1: seems to be a theme because last week at a 241 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 1: Charger's Oakland Raiders game. This is a true story. It's 242 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 1: caught on video. Some people trying to say this video 243 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:55,720 Speaker 1: is not real. It's real, folks, during broad daylight during 244 00:14:55,760 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 1: a Charger's Oakland Raiders game at Qualcom the same arena 245 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 1: that I said is a ship box. Just a few 246 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,800 Speaker 1: weeks ago, one of the security guards who looks like 247 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: you should have a security guard from him. The guy 248 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:14,440 Speaker 1: looks like a little degenerate methodict. He's on the field, 249 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,920 Speaker 1: and while he's on the field, you could look it 250 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: up if you haven't seen that. I've already yellowed this guy. 251 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 1: I tried to give him my best Yello possible while 252 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:28,480 Speaker 1: he was on the field doing security while the Chargers 253 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,720 Speaker 1: cheerleaders we're cheering away. This guy was about ten to 254 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:36,440 Speaker 1: fifteen feet. This guy is seen on the field with 255 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 1: his hands down his pants, juggling his balls, choking his chicken, 256 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,880 Speaker 1: spanking the monkey. If you don't believe it, folks, if 257 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,280 Speaker 1: you haven't seen this video, look it up, Look up 258 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: Chargers security guard. This is a two thousand and sixteen 259 00:15:55,920 --> 00:16:01,240 Speaker 1: Sick Fuck of the Year candidate. Okay, I know we 260 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaker 1: gave the award in New York. A matter of fact, 261 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: we just have to overlap him. This guy is definitely 262 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,960 Speaker 1: the front rowner for two thousand and seventeen six Funk 263 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 1: of the Year. Although this happened to two thousand and sixteen. 264 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 1: Our calendar year was December during broad daylight. And he's 265 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 1: right in front of the Chargers girls doing this and 266 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,040 Speaker 1: somebody's filming it. Why didn't they throw their phone at 267 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:27,760 Speaker 1: this fucking creep day That is crazy, yo. He's a 268 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 1: wild cowboy. Yo. If you've never listened to the Iron 269 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,280 Speaker 1: Wrap Ports Stereo podcast, and I know there are a 270 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,880 Speaker 1: few few people out there if you never listened to 271 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,560 Speaker 1: the Iron Wrap Ports Stereo podcast, the Sick Funk of 272 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 1: the Week is an award that has earned, not given 273 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:47,320 Speaker 1: there's no way, there's no way for this week that 274 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: that could be beat. Do you have anything that could 275 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 1: top this six funk of the week. I mean, we 276 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,800 Speaker 1: did an episode a few days ago and we had 277 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 1: some real nut jobs in there. But my man was 278 00:16:55,320 --> 00:17:00,960 Speaker 1: choking the chicken in front, spank in the month, key 279 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,159 Speaker 1: in broad daylight, right there on the field by the 280 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,720 Speaker 1: endze while the cheerleaders were dancing around. I mean, this 281 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:11,680 Speaker 1: guy's nuts. This guy's sick. Man, he needs help and 282 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 1: and they should the the the well, what's the award 283 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,560 Speaker 1: for the not the Nobel Peace Prize? Um? The guy 284 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 1: who filmed it should get some sort of award. Yeah, damn, Yo, 285 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what to what to say about that man. 286 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,439 Speaker 1: Do you have any other candidates that could compete with 287 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,280 Speaker 1: this guy? Nah? I don't have nothing, No sick Now, 288 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,160 Speaker 1: I got no sick folks that could compete with that, yo. 289 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:38,119 Speaker 1: Speaking of speaking of of candidates, and this is just 290 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:42,280 Speaker 1: a terrible segue. Yo. Anybody that rates and reviews us 291 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 1: on iTunes, Okay, if you give us the most creative, 292 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:52,879 Speaker 1: heart wrenching ratings on iTunes, the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast 293 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:58,240 Speaker 1: brain Trust is going to reward you with the soft 294 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:02,960 Speaker 1: ass T shirt of your choice. Okay, we need ratings 295 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,159 Speaker 1: and reviews on iTunes. These fox they don't want to 296 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:10,480 Speaker 1: give us the credit that we so so so much deserve. 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Okay, So rate review on iTunes, the 305 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 1: creative heartfelt ones, send us to your review and we're 306 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 1: gonna pick and choose a few of you and you 307 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 1: win butter soft Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast t shirts. Um, 308 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,840 Speaker 1: what else is popping? Mr? Moody, I gotta no good, 309 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,679 Speaker 1: no good judge. Oh wow, we haven't had any no 310 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,880 Speaker 1: good judges in a while. This heartless barbarian. I gotta 311 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:02,159 Speaker 1: say this Judge John McKee in a Valley County, Montana. 312 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:06,960 Speaker 1: He gives a savage a sixty day sentence for repeatedly 313 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: raping his daughter. The state recommended a hundred years ship 314 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:20,400 Speaker 1: sixty days. Damn. This is what we're talking about, man, 315 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,440 Speaker 1: and there has to be some oversight to get this. 316 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,520 Speaker 1: This is in competence, man, This is this is a 317 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,840 Speaker 1: slap in the face. This is wait wait wait wait 318 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,959 Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait. This guy was raping 319 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:37,400 Speaker 1: his daughter, repeatedly raping his daughter, and he got sent 320 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,320 Speaker 1: The state recommended I think fifty to a hundred years. 321 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,920 Speaker 1: And the guy gave him. He gave him some fucking 322 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:47,040 Speaker 1: stick and the whole you know, he got letters written 323 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,200 Speaker 1: and he was like he was good in the community. Yea, 324 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,760 Speaker 1: all that ship is nullified. You do what you do. 325 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,080 Speaker 1: You're raping your daughter. Who gives a funk about some 326 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,400 Speaker 1: letters where fus wrote on your beh You you're you're 327 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,000 Speaker 1: you're planting flowers in the community. I'm gonna talk about 328 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:05,760 Speaker 1: your flowers. Do It's sick animals to judge should be 329 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:12,280 Speaker 1: uh overthrown and his ass whooped two damn all right, yo. 330 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,800 Speaker 1: Which you know I hate to point fingers or or 331 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:21,040 Speaker 1: or or or bust girls balls. You know, I never 332 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,639 Speaker 1: want to come off like we're bullying because we go 333 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 1: after anybody. And I really prefer to break balls of guys. 334 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,359 Speaker 1: We've talked about Lena Dunham so much and I have 335 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:35,440 Speaker 1: no real problem with Lena Dunham, but she did it again. 336 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,679 Speaker 1: This chick. There's something wrong with Lena Dunham. She she 337 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 1: needs psychological evaluation, like she's she's bugged out. She spoke 338 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:53,320 Speaker 1: at a planned parenthood fundraiser, okay, and she spoke on 339 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:58,080 Speaker 1: her podcast, you know, in supportive planned parent and it 340 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 1: support her intentions are always good, supportive women, women's rights 341 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,680 Speaker 1: to you know, uh, to to do what they want 342 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:09,280 Speaker 1: with their babies, you know, as they should, you know, 343 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,359 Speaker 1: for for basically a supporting abortion, as as I do. 344 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,159 Speaker 1: Women have the right to do whatever they want with 345 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,560 Speaker 1: their bodies. And in her speech she said, you know, 346 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,960 Speaker 1: you know, these women are brave and this and that 347 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 1: and allah, and she said I've never had an abortion, 348 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,679 Speaker 1: but I wish I had. Oh, she's trying to relate 349 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,720 Speaker 1: to the people's I exceps what she said. I never 350 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:37,560 Speaker 1: had an abortion, but I wish I had. This is 351 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 1: what you call white guilt at its worst, most confused, 352 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,680 Speaker 1: most desperate. This is a lady. This girl's nuts, man, 353 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,479 Speaker 1: But why is she's so guilty? Guilty of what like 354 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 1: it's just guilty of probably feeling privileged and you know, 355 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,639 Speaker 1: you know, you want to like it's like you want 356 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,960 Speaker 1: to relate to people struggle, you know. So she's like, 357 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 1: you know that that was like her way, and then 358 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 1: she's she she she she said, you know, like the 359 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,400 Speaker 1: next day, because Twitter and you know and social media 360 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 1: and the news they killed her. Women's groups killed her. 361 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,000 Speaker 1: You know we're doing it now. Everybody was just like, yeah, 362 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,080 Speaker 1: what the fund is wrong with this this lady. Then 363 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:16,119 Speaker 1: she comes out and she apologized that. She said, just 364 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,159 Speaker 1: I was making a joke there with the how is 365 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,560 Speaker 1: this allowed? Like that you're making a joke and then oh, 366 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,200 Speaker 1: I wasn't being sensitive. You're that desperate to to to 367 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:31,120 Speaker 1: to understand what the oppressed with the lesser then have 368 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,320 Speaker 1: have gone through that. You you you wanna this is 369 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,359 Speaker 1: what you say. I haven't had an abortion, but I 370 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,480 Speaker 1: wish I had. You you you you want to identify 371 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 1: with that this is a racist fun man. She she 372 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: just recently, she's it's like she just recently like stepping 373 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,719 Speaker 1: into the room. She she's all this, like you know, 374 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,040 Speaker 1: this the soapbox about women, this and rights and human 375 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,679 Speaker 1: rights and and you're just you're just learning that it 376 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,320 Speaker 1: was fucking ridiculous that your show that took place in 377 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:02,119 Speaker 1: Brooklyn called Girls, had no black people in it. She 378 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,320 Speaker 1: apologized about that, and now you're just realizing realizing that 379 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,760 Speaker 1: saying some crazy shit like, uh, I wish I never 380 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,320 Speaker 1: had an abortion, but I wish I had And then 381 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,439 Speaker 1: like you don't know that that doesn't make any sense 382 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,080 Speaker 1: and how offensive that is? Just this lady's nuts man. 383 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 1: Why don't she just stay in her world because she's 384 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 1: anointed herself and and and like you know, some of 385 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 1: the like her fans have anointed her as like the 386 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,159 Speaker 1: voice of her generation. You're not the voice of your you. 387 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,800 Speaker 1: You're the you're the you're You're not what the people 388 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,440 Speaker 1: want to be represented by saying stuff like that you 389 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,640 Speaker 1: yearning to kill kill a baby and that that makes you, 390 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,439 Speaker 1: um connect oh, because because I what the fund are 391 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,800 Speaker 1: you talking about? You mis sounds crazy, dismissed this chick. Man. Yeah, 392 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,440 Speaker 1: she's nuts, man. She she did a good show and 393 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,560 Speaker 1: and and that says she's done some wild ship. Man. Again, 394 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,480 Speaker 1: I have not I hate going after, going after because 395 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to come off like we're like you know, 396 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,880 Speaker 1: bullies or something like that. But we go after everybody 397 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,679 Speaker 1: and she just she just can't. It's not like I 398 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 1: have a personal day against you. You can't say something nuts, man, 399 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,760 Speaker 1: you gotta for that. Yeah, you're getting dis yo, my man. 400 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:18,680 Speaker 1: Stand Van Gundhi. I like him a lot. The Pistons 401 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:23,440 Speaker 1: are struggling again, and then after one of their losses, 402 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,639 Speaker 1: the team said they got together for a team meeting 403 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,199 Speaker 1: to help motivate them and get it together. Just just 404 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:36,560 Speaker 1: the players meeting. Stan Van Gundhi, not bizarro stan Van Gundhi, 405 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 1: who's always on the search for Viking in and nice 406 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:44,640 Speaker 1: Russian horrors. He said, fuck you, fuck your team meetings. 407 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,000 Speaker 1: I'm not with all the team meetings and talk is sheep. 408 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,960 Speaker 1: I like stan Van Gundi. You guys like, oh, we 409 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 1: had a team meeting. The guys got together, they had 410 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,040 Speaker 1: a team meeting and they said, you know what, we're 411 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 1: not gonna go to shoot around. We're gonna go to 412 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 1: a whore house on a mile and trying to funk 413 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 1: our way out of this slump. No, no, you're not 414 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:09,360 Speaker 1: doing that. Ship yeah, and sit together. You know we're 415 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:12,960 Speaker 1: gonna drink and we're gonna drink some moonshine. We're gonna 416 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,400 Speaker 1: have an orgy and together we're gonna unify to try 417 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,200 Speaker 1: to win this game against Indiana. Coach Van Gunn, he's 418 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,400 Speaker 1: like funk that bullshit. I like stand Van Gunn. He's 419 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,960 Speaker 1: he's good. He keeps it funky. Yeah. The new the 420 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,320 Speaker 1: new ships trying to come in, guys taking breaks and 421 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:37,040 Speaker 1: ship man. Everything everything is changing. Why yeah, if you 422 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,280 Speaker 1: could hear the range ups. It's starting to rain while 423 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,879 Speaker 1: I'm podcasting Two Hands on the Wheel Still Safe, Safe 424 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,840 Speaker 1: and sound. C Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. We're always breaking barriers. Um, 425 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,840 Speaker 1: what else you got from me? Mr? Movie? Because I'm 426 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,880 Speaker 1: so hyped to get into this Fantasy Football Follies Week 427 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,160 Speaker 1: sixteen edition? What else you got for me? I think 428 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,600 Speaker 1: that's it for me. Man, get you could get into 429 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,000 Speaker 1: that to your fantasy football. I think I'm I'm out 430 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,160 Speaker 1: bro alright because you know, I'm taking a lot of flak, 431 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,000 Speaker 1: a lot of people trying to popch you just because 432 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,200 Speaker 1: I lost so so so you know, they don't stop 433 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,359 Speaker 1: the dancing, don't stop. Let's take a little break. I 434 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,800 Speaker 1: want to hear some funk from a Mayre Miles. What 435 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,480 Speaker 1: what do you want to hear to sign you off 436 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:21,879 Speaker 1: with moody? Um, give me something, I me give me 437 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:26,600 Speaker 1: that cheese grit. Oh, that nice cheese grits that. We'll 438 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,359 Speaker 1: be right back with the Fantasy Football Follies Week sixteen edition. 439 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,200 Speaker 1: I'm giving out the Fantasy Football Awards. 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All right, that was Gimo, 457 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,239 Speaker 1: Nettie g Moody. Last name rhymes with duty. Now we're 458 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:01,000 Speaker 1: getting into the fantasy football follies. It's time for the 459 00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 1: end of the year Fantasy Football folly awards. Saddens me. 460 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,840 Speaker 1: Season is coming to an end. People, don't worry. We're 461 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,480 Speaker 1: gonna be dancing in the NBA. We're gonna be doing 462 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,680 Speaker 1: all sorts of dancing, dancing on draft kings. Won't stop, 463 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:21,040 Speaker 1: can't stop. Um, We're gonna give out these awards. Then 464 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna bench a lot of people. Then I'm gonna 465 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,600 Speaker 1: tell you how to break the bank, okay, and then 466 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 1: we're gonna go into a quick update for the Rappa 467 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,520 Speaker 1: Pack League, the most Corrupt League, and Fantasy Football and 468 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,200 Speaker 1: so on and so on and so on. All right, 469 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,600 Speaker 1: here's the awards. Let's just jump into it. The Player 470 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,920 Speaker 1: I most Likely let Date my sister award goes to 471 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 1: Big Mike Evans. I I it seems like just yesterday 472 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,240 Speaker 1: I stole you in the third round of my Howard 473 00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,320 Speaker 1: Stern Emotional Pussies Fantasy Football League draft at and how 474 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:04,640 Speaker 1: far have we come? You're the second leading scorer amongst 475 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,440 Speaker 1: wide receivers this year, and it's been a pleasure watching 476 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:12,120 Speaker 1: you carve up defenses for me, for your team, and 477 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,240 Speaker 1: every single other person who had the pleasure of having 478 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 1: you on season long fantasy football teams. I got to 479 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 1: meet you, I felt like we bonded. I will go 480 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,720 Speaker 1: out of my way to draft you in the first 481 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,800 Speaker 1: round next year. Next year you will be a first 482 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,840 Speaker 1: round pick. Whether I get you on my teams or not, 483 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,920 Speaker 1: you will always be a part of rapp Reports. Delight 484 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,920 Speaker 1: a k A that thing's big a k Make it stop, 485 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:39,160 Speaker 1: make it stop. I love you, I appreciate you, I 486 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:44,720 Speaker 1: respect you. I wish you success, healthy, healthy fantasy football 487 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,960 Speaker 1: and NFL career. And and that's you. You get the 488 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,640 Speaker 1: award for the player I most likely let my sister 489 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: date um next award to who the fund is that guy? 490 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 1: Award Chris Hogan, wide receiver of the New England Patriots, 491 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,720 Speaker 1: Yet another product of the system. Hogan raised eyebrows in 492 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,600 Speaker 1: Week five, putting up a hundred and fourteen yards on 493 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:12,840 Speaker 1: four catches. Since then, he's been a double digit point machine. Okay, 494 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,800 Speaker 1: five out of the eight weeks double digits. Don't tell 495 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,760 Speaker 1: me that because he was on hard knocks a few 496 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,880 Speaker 1: years ago at seven eleven, because he was always open 497 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,400 Speaker 1: that you drafted him on your team. This year, you didn't, 498 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,840 Speaker 1: You fuck you. Okay, you might have picked him up 499 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,720 Speaker 1: on waivers, but you didn't draft him. Chris Hogan, congratulations 500 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 1: on winning the Who the fund Is That Guy? Award. 501 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,440 Speaker 1: The Rising to the Occasion Award goes to Levian Bell 502 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:42,760 Speaker 1: Week fourteen in Buffalo with the DraftKings Fantasy Football World 503 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,520 Speaker 1: Championship on the line, Levi on Bell had two hundred 504 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:50,400 Speaker 1: and thirty six yards rushing, four catches for sixty two yards, 505 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:55,320 Speaker 1: and three touchdowns in Buffalo in the snow. Levan I 506 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 1: didn't know how high you would take things pun intended. 507 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: It seems like so long ago that you were suspended 508 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:07,080 Speaker 1: for the first four games of this season for smoking 509 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:12,400 Speaker 1: net that good good, okay, But you came back, you 510 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:17,080 Speaker 1: kicked ass, and you rose to the occasion. Okay, and 511 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,000 Speaker 1: you rose to the occasion on the biggest days. You're 512 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 1: like the fucking matrix out there. It's a pleasure watching you. 513 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,000 Speaker 1: You're the first person I ever fell in love with 514 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,360 Speaker 1: in fantasy football, the first pick I ever drafted in 515 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 1: fantasy football. Well, my son and his friend Google Gray, 516 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,000 Speaker 1: they actually drafted you for me. But now I'm on 517 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 1: my own. The court has been cut. Although I do 518 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,440 Speaker 1: get a lot of advice from Google Gray. But as 519 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,080 Speaker 1: you know, the Stern Show Fox, they forced my hand 520 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,240 Speaker 1: and uh, they created a fantasy football monster. But Levian Bell, 521 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,880 Speaker 1: You're a beast. The Fantasy football comeback Player of the 522 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,760 Speaker 1: Year A war goes to DeMarco Murray. DeMarco returned to 523 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,400 Speaker 1: fantasy football relevance after a horrible two thousand and fifteen 524 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,400 Speaker 1: season with the Eagles, where you only rushed for seven 525 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,920 Speaker 1: hundred yards. He's been resurrected by the Titans run first offense, 526 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,040 Speaker 1: and already has one thousand, two hundred and twenty four 527 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,920 Speaker 1: yards and nine touchdowns this year. Yo, there's no feelings 528 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,920 Speaker 1: in fantasy This guy led the league in rushing a 529 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,760 Speaker 1: couple of years ago, so what he had a shitty 530 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,760 Speaker 1: year in Philadelphia. The great guru John Hansen, who I 531 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,440 Speaker 1: do the Fantasy Football show, You never know I'm serious 532 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:27,200 Speaker 1: with He says, we don't hold grudges and fantasy football Okay, 533 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,000 Speaker 1: DeMarco Murray, Fantasy Football Comeback Player of the Year, Fantasy 534 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,960 Speaker 1: Rookie of the Year, who Isn't a cowboy? Okay, because 535 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,080 Speaker 1: we all know Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott, we know 536 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,920 Speaker 1: about you. But the rookie of the Year who isn't 537 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,720 Speaker 1: a cowboy? Tyree Kill, wide receiver for the Kansas City 538 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,160 Speaker 1: Chiefs YO. His first reception of his career was a 539 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,160 Speaker 1: touchdown in week one. Nine of fourteen weeks, he has 540 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,480 Speaker 1: put up double digit points. Since Jeremy Macklin got injured 541 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,040 Speaker 1: in Week ten, Tyree Kill has put up double digit 542 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:02,040 Speaker 1: points every week, including three pointy point outings. Okay, at 543 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,600 Speaker 1: a thirty two point five point game in Week twelve 544 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 1: in Denver, thirty two point five Definitely definitely the the 545 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,520 Speaker 1: the rookie of the year. Kawait no cowboy. He's gonna 546 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,120 Speaker 1: be a problem for defenses for many, many years to come. 547 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,239 Speaker 1: Congratulations two thousand and sixteen Fantasy Football Follies m v 548 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:26,640 Speaker 1: P is This was tough, but really in no brain 549 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,040 Speaker 1: of the two thousand and sixteen Fantasy Football Follies m VP. 550 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,320 Speaker 1: It goes to that's my drum roll. David Johnson, running 551 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,320 Speaker 1: back for the Arizonian Cardinals. I knew you were good, 552 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,200 Speaker 1: but nobody expected you to be this kind of fucking good, Okay, 553 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,000 Speaker 1: dj I and I believe it or not, David Johnson 554 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,600 Speaker 1: is a triplet. There's two other people walking around that look, 555 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:52,360 Speaker 1: run and smell like David Johnson. I didn't know that 556 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,400 Speaker 1: until the other day. David Johnson, the two thousand and 557 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,240 Speaker 1: sixteen Fantasy Football follows m VPS, one of three brothers 558 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,720 Speaker 1: that are trip blitz. Okay, the second leading scorer and 559 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,840 Speaker 1: Fantasy football this year amongst all players. That's right, only 560 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,480 Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers outscore Johnson this year's six more points in them. 561 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,000 Speaker 1: The next four on the list are all quarterbacks, Drew Brees, 562 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,480 Speaker 1: Matt Ryan, Andrew Luck and Kirk Cousins. You like that 563 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,320 Speaker 1: you put up thirty plus points in five of fourteen 564 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,040 Speaker 1: games so far, twenty points in ten of fourteen, and 565 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,280 Speaker 1: you never scored in single digits. I had the chance 566 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,800 Speaker 1: to draft you, and my Allison changed charity league and 567 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,719 Speaker 1: I went with fucking Todd Gurley. That will never happen again. That, 568 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 1: my friends, is domination and deserving of the Fantasy Football 569 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:43,560 Speaker 1: Follies m VP of two thousand and sixteen, David, send 570 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,600 Speaker 1: it to your address. We got some softass T shirts 571 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,600 Speaker 1: coming your way. I know you want them. I know 572 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,640 Speaker 1: you'll wear them. I know you'll love them. Okay, now 573 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,680 Speaker 1: we gotta get to uh. That'll get you benched. That'll 574 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,120 Speaker 1: get you benched is the segment that is sweeping the 575 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:03,160 Speaker 1: fantasy football world. A Okay, I'm gonna just jump into it. 576 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,279 Speaker 1: That will get you benched. The needless to say, we 577 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,600 Speaker 1: already brought up the security guard in San Diego, that 578 00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,040 Speaker 1: sick fuck. Not only you the sick funk of the week, 579 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,080 Speaker 1: but you got benched. Okay, you got fired for being 580 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:20,160 Speaker 1: a sick fuck, and you're benched. Okay. Richard Sherman called 581 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,520 Speaker 1: out by a member of the Seattle media for getting 582 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,800 Speaker 1: mad at the Seahawks offensive coordinator for throwing the ball 583 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,720 Speaker 1: at the one yard line. Richard Sherman, you've been benched 584 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,120 Speaker 1: multiple times this year, and now you've taken things too far. Okay. 585 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,120 Speaker 1: You claimed you you were gonna take this man's credentials 586 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,480 Speaker 1: away and ruin his career. That I'll get you bench. Richard. 587 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,600 Speaker 1: I know you apologize, but hold your head man. You're 588 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,720 Speaker 1: a Stanford graduate. I really think you're a role model. 589 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,160 Speaker 1: I love that you talk shit, that you're outspoken. Okay, 590 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,719 Speaker 1: but I gotta bench you. You ain't bigger than the game. 591 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,319 Speaker 1: A man. You're smart, you're articulate, you talk shit, but 592 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,840 Speaker 1: you're quickly becoming one of the winds of the league, 593 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 1: and you're better than that. I'm gonna put you on 594 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,920 Speaker 1: the bench and let you cool up. Michael Bennett, one 595 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:10,000 Speaker 1: of the Bennett brothers, was flagged and fine for making 596 00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 1: three pelvic thrust after a sack on Thursday Night Football 597 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,480 Speaker 1: against the Los Angeles Rams. Then Michael Bennett at a 598 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,480 Speaker 1: press conference with an ugly ass Christmas sweater of him 599 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,680 Speaker 1: doing a thrust dance, saying two pumps will get you 600 00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:28,040 Speaker 1: a baby, Three pumps will get you fine, that'll get 601 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 1: you benched. Nobody's trying to hear about your fox style 602 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,200 Speaker 1: being buck wild at the press conference. It's a Christmas sweater, Duke, Okay, 603 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,560 Speaker 1: you ain't at a strip club. Hold your head. Speaking 604 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,719 Speaker 1: of Thursday Night Football, than anyone else noticed that Saturday 605 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,560 Speaker 1: night's game on NFL Network between the Dolphins and the 606 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,160 Speaker 1: Jets was called Thursday Night Football, but it was on 607 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,520 Speaker 1: Saturday night. You trying to do duke confuse me. That'll 608 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,520 Speaker 1: get you bench all right, Michael Bennett, you gotta sit down, 609 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,239 Speaker 1: take that corny ass sweater off, pay the fine, and 610 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,800 Speaker 1: dust yourself off. Okay, these are on her role mentioned 611 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,239 Speaker 1: benchings in the NFL. Okay, Ben McAdoo, coach of my 612 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,040 Speaker 1: New York Giants. He got fined fifty g s for 613 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,239 Speaker 1: using walkie talkies on the sidelines. You played yourself and 614 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:15,480 Speaker 1: you got benched. Chicago Bears equipment manager for letting Codem 615 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,120 Speaker 1: carry see on his helmet get knocked the funk off. 616 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,719 Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody ever saw that. Okay, but 617 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,840 Speaker 1: Codem carried this week he got hit so hard that 618 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:28,600 Speaker 1: the sea came flying off his helmet. Okay, give the 619 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,120 Speaker 1: man some dignity. I don't know your name, but you're benched. 620 00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:37,120 Speaker 1: Gus Bradley, who got fired after four losing seasons with 621 00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:41,359 Speaker 1: the Jacksonville Jaguars. Okay, your team win fourteen and forty eight. 622 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,520 Speaker 1: I hate to see people get fired. I don't like 623 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,680 Speaker 1: to see anybody lose their job, but I'm shooting you. 624 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,360 Speaker 1: You and your man Jeff Fisher are off on a 625 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,719 Speaker 1: boat somewhere drinking, smoking and doing the damn thing. Good luck. 626 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,799 Speaker 1: I hope you returned to the NFL, but you gotta 627 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:59,360 Speaker 1: cool off. Get your mind right. Now your bench the NFL. 628 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,160 Speaker 1: You're getting bench for flagging Zeke Elliott for jumping in 629 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,000 Speaker 1: the Salvation Army Jug after scoring a touchdown on Sunday 630 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,960 Speaker 1: Night football. First he was fine, then they took away 631 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,200 Speaker 1: the fine, and then Zeke Elliott did the right thing 632 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:14,479 Speaker 1: by donating the twenty one dollars to Salvation Army. What's 633 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,279 Speaker 1: the jug doing out there if it's not to be 634 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,960 Speaker 1: jumped in? Okay, it's for the Salvation Army. It's Christmas. 635 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,279 Speaker 1: Hold your head, NFL, and you flagged the man you 636 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,000 Speaker 1: played yourself, Jeremy Hill, for trying to rip a terrible 637 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,920 Speaker 1: tarol okay, and failing that'll get you bench. Brock Oswald 638 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:34,560 Speaker 1: and your thirty seven million dollar guaranteed contract. You actually 639 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:39,200 Speaker 1: got benched for Tom Savage. Okay, you actually got bench, 640 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,920 Speaker 1: and now I'm benching you again. Brock Oswalder, your six seven. 641 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:47,759 Speaker 1: You should have worked on your jump shot. Okay. Now 642 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,640 Speaker 1: I need to give special shout outs to the members 643 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,120 Speaker 1: of the Rappaports Delight A k A. That thing's big 644 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:58,040 Speaker 1: a k make it stop. I'm getting it from all angles, okay, 645 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,640 Speaker 1: from the storm chow worms A okay. But these are 646 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,919 Speaker 1: my studs that I drafted who made the Pro Bowl, 647 00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:08,320 Speaker 1: showing and proving once again that I truly won the draft. 648 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:12,360 Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers pro bowler, Julio Jones, Pro Bowler, Big Mike Evans, 649 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,960 Speaker 1: Ambari Cooper Delaney, Walker Von Miller, and a Keep Talib 650 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:21,160 Speaker 1: of the Denver defense. Steve Smith became number seven all 651 00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:25,160 Speaker 1: time receiving yards passing Marvin Harrison and Melvin Gordon. Should 652 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,000 Speaker 1: win Comeback Player of the Year and Most Improved Player 653 00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,440 Speaker 1: up and down. I won the draft. Yes, I'm upset 654 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,240 Speaker 1: that I'm not playing for the championship on Christmas slash hanukah. 655 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,960 Speaker 1: But my team will live in infamy. Okay, that's just 656 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,720 Speaker 1: a fact. Welcome to play It, a new podcast network 657 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,320 Speaker 1: featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment, 658 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:56,120 Speaker 1: and more. Play it at play dot It Now. We're 659 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,120 Speaker 1: gonna break the bank people, Okay, I'm gonna help you 660 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:05,200 Speaker 1: help yourself off. Okay, help you help yourself. Here's my 661 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:10,040 Speaker 1: Draft Kings value picks for Week sixteen. Okay, you could 662 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,560 Speaker 1: listen to me or not listen to me. But if 663 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,200 Speaker 1: you challenge the dingo and you know, you could dance 664 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,279 Speaker 1: with me. And I got nothing but time on my 665 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,960 Speaker 1: hands this Christmas slash Hanika Sunday. Okay, I'm gonna be dancing. 666 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,000 Speaker 1: If you want to dance with me, you know where 667 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,080 Speaker 1: to find me. W ww dot draft Kings dot com 668 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:31,080 Speaker 1: forward slash. I am rappaport. I do it for the honey, 669 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,320 Speaker 1: not for the money. But if you pop ship you 670 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,640 Speaker 1: want to put up some money, I'll gladly take it. 671 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:42,239 Speaker 1: I'll gladly take it. Russell Wilson Seahawks sucks at home 672 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,920 Speaker 1: against the Cardinals. The Seahawks put up twenty eight points 673 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,560 Speaker 1: per game at home. The Cardinals defense just got shredded 674 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:55,040 Speaker 1: by Drew Brees. Okay, I know it. That fucking worm 675 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,920 Speaker 1: Will Murray he had Drew Brees. That guy scored like 676 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:04,000 Speaker 1: ninety seven points. Okay. The defense is vulnerable. The Cardinals 677 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,279 Speaker 1: defense is vulnerable. Russell will be looking to get that 678 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:13,240 Speaker 1: offense clicking as the playoffs approach. He's been inconsistent, okay, 679 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:17,040 Speaker 1: but at sixty bucks, he's worth taking the risk for 680 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,319 Speaker 1: with the big reward Matt Barkley. Yeah, not Charles. Matt 681 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,040 Speaker 1: Barkley of the Chicago Bears five k at home against 682 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,640 Speaker 1: the Redskins. Yes, I'll say it again, Matt Barkley. Matt 683 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,120 Speaker 1: Barkley is like the Walmart of quarterbacks. The price is cheap. 684 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,520 Speaker 1: You might see something you like, but trust me, it'll 685 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,799 Speaker 1: be broken and worthless in two weeks. However, it could 686 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,320 Speaker 1: work for you this week. Okay, the last four weeks, 687 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,360 Speaker 1: Washington defense has been bad. They've given up the fifth 688 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,600 Speaker 1: most fantasy points to opposing qbs. Those are my quarterbacks. 689 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,960 Speaker 1: Take it or leave it, Russell Wilson, Matt Barkley, running 690 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,400 Speaker 1: back frank Core Colts Oakland need I say more for 691 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,120 Speaker 1: hundred bucks. Frankie Baby has been mr consistent this season, 692 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,400 Speaker 1: scoring double digit of fantasy points in twelve or fourteen games. 693 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,279 Speaker 1: I love Oakland, but they're vulnerable against the run. He 694 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,719 Speaker 1: had a hundred one yards last week versus a tough 695 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,840 Speaker 1: Minnesota defense, and he should have a field day against 696 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,440 Speaker 1: a week Oakland run defense. At undred bucks. Put him 697 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,719 Speaker 1: in your lineup, Frank Gore, Frankie Baby, Jonathan Stewart, you 698 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,879 Speaker 1: killed me a lot this year. He seems to pick 699 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,359 Speaker 1: up the pace at this time of the year. Every 700 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,680 Speaker 1: every every season, he doesn't do ship the first four weeks, 701 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,840 Speaker 1: and any he starts to do it. Fifty bucks against 702 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,200 Speaker 1: the Falcons. No secret here. The Falcons run d sucks, Okay, 703 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,239 Speaker 1: no disrespect. They've given him sixteen rushing touchdowns this year. 704 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,680 Speaker 1: And I see j Stu finding the end zone at 705 00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:48,600 Speaker 1: least twice this week twice Ken Dixon Ravens Bucks at Pittsburgh. 706 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,319 Speaker 1: I like this kid. He's a rookie. He runs hard, 707 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,560 Speaker 1: and he has earned the extra touch and he has 708 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,520 Speaker 1: received the last few weeks. He has taken over his 709 00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:01,480 Speaker 1: primary pass catching back and splits carries with Terrence West. 710 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:07,200 Speaker 1: Bucks at Pittsburgh. Go for it. Wide receivers, Okay, listen 711 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:12,120 Speaker 1: to me closely, Wide receivers. Guy named Philip Dorset. Hey 712 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:17,719 Speaker 1: plays for the Colt Bucks. I'm slow pitching it in here, folks, Okay, 713 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,759 Speaker 1: if you're in a pinch, Dorset is a bargain with 714 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:25,120 Speaker 1: big play potential. Monitor the progress of Dante Moncrief, who 715 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:28,600 Speaker 1: has been battling a hammy injury. If if mont Creef 716 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,480 Speaker 1: is unable to go, Doorset will play a pivotal role 717 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,640 Speaker 1: for Andrew Luck and the Colts. Oakland's office will put 718 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,520 Speaker 1: up points against the week Indie defense, so Luck should 719 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,640 Speaker 1: be throwing the ball plenty on Saturday. Again, that's my information. 720 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:44,480 Speaker 1: Do with it as you please. Shard Matthews fort hundred 721 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,080 Speaker 1: bucks in Jacksonville. Matthews has had a breakout of year. 722 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,840 Speaker 1: He's grown into Marcus Marriott's favorite target. It's got eight 723 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,359 Speaker 1: hundred yards and seven touchdowns on the year, and he's 724 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,440 Speaker 1: gonna be looking to get that thousand yard mark over 725 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,160 Speaker 1: the next two games. Consistently undervalued by DraftKings for Shard 726 00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:03,360 Speaker 1: Matthews at fort Bucks will break the bank. Chris Hogan, 727 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,560 Speaker 1: you fuck you white guy with a motor forty two 728 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,080 Speaker 1: hundred at home against the Jets. As with the old 729 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,319 Speaker 1: Patriot offensive players not named Tom Brady, you never know, 730 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,560 Speaker 1: but Tom Brady spreads it around more than Charlie Sheen, 731 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,120 Speaker 1: if you know what I'm saying. The Jets have the 732 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,920 Speaker 1: worst past defense in the NFL, so Chris Hogan at 733 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,319 Speaker 1: fort is a high value play. My tight ends are 734 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,799 Speaker 1: Ryan Griffin of the Texans thirty three hundred at home 735 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,480 Speaker 1: against the Bengals. That the Polish Prince c j. For 736 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:35,359 Speaker 1: Dorowitz We've come so far with your last name, so 737 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,440 Speaker 1: proud of myself if he's out again. Griffin is a 738 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,400 Speaker 1: great bargain. He's six six, two hundred and sixty five pounds, 739 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,680 Speaker 1: a good loving. He had eight catches for eighty five 740 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:48,759 Speaker 1: yards last week. Jason Witten thirty four hundred at home 741 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,120 Speaker 1: against the Lions. First off, I want to congratulate Whitten. 742 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,759 Speaker 1: Witten past Harrell Owens for seventh on the NFL's all 743 00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:02,160 Speaker 1: time reception list with one thousand seventy catches. The Lions 744 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:06,240 Speaker 1: defense gives up an average of nine points to opposing 745 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,560 Speaker 1: tight ends. The defense I'm going with this week, the 746 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:15,799 Speaker 1: Bengals against the Texans thirtcks Tom Savage. We're gonna see 747 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,319 Speaker 1: if you're a Savage. Okay. He's gonna be making his 748 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,319 Speaker 1: first career start for the Texans, so the Bengals will 749 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,680 Speaker 1: be pressing him and bringing the pressure all night. Okay, 750 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,160 Speaker 1: that's how you break the bank on DraftKings. This week, 751 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,799 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give special shout outs to those who beat 752 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,680 Speaker 1: me and to those who I beat on DraftKings. Here's 753 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:37,120 Speaker 1: who I beat you Fox You, Donnie wall Street, Dingo 754 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,200 Speaker 1: can't dance? Really? I danced on that ass, real proper, 755 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:46,680 Speaker 1: freckle face, fuck got you, Trivia Craig Filthy Frankster, Fat Guy, Nap, 756 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,680 Speaker 1: Charles fifty two, Casey Max seven one three, Chewy Nuts 757 00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:54,319 Speaker 1: and Rappa Chicks crack that ass, real proper. Here's the 758 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,720 Speaker 1: guys who beat me, Vermont Rappapack you fuck you dirty Ohs, 759 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:05,560 Speaker 1: Fluffy John Robin, trojan Man, Dick kebab something uh satisfying 760 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:10,720 Speaker 1: about losing to dick Abob Big Creamer no Bruno, Big Creamer. 761 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,560 Speaker 1: Your name should be big Creamer, no Bruno. Okay, you 762 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,880 Speaker 1: got me. I'll be back for you, you fuck you 763 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Speaker 1: Rage Cage twenty three, Sir Brian Doyle, Angry Elf Into 764 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,680 Speaker 1: Deep no Bruno, there you go, and t Money one 765 00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:28,680 Speaker 1: to three you snap chatting fuck you. I'm gonna mark 766 00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,799 Speaker 1: these names down, the names I'm gonna mark my I'm 767 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,560 Speaker 1: gonna give all you guys a special sauce this week, 768 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:39,080 Speaker 1: Vermont Rappa Pack and so on and so on. Okay, 769 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,120 Speaker 1: I'm coming I'm coming back like I'm revenging my brother's 770 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,680 Speaker 1: death this week. And now I'm gonna give a quick 771 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,120 Speaker 1: update for the Rappa Pack League, the most corrupt League 772 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:55,440 Speaker 1: and Fantasy football this week in the semifinals, Mr Morris 773 00:46:55,480 --> 00:47:00,160 Speaker 1: against Anthony Hubert and No Bruno versus Stickman. Full our 774 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,680 Speaker 1: teams left. Okay, I'm taking bribes. Who knows a player 775 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:09,440 Speaker 1: might just wind up on waivers the most corrupt league 776 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,480 Speaker 1: and Fantasy Football good luck. The winner gets a customized 777 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:19,200 Speaker 1: ring from official Fantasy Rings dot Com and and a 778 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:23,439 Speaker 1: soft ass T shirt of your choice. Okay, feel free 779 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,799 Speaker 1: to reach out to me on Twitter, Instagram or Facebook 780 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,839 Speaker 1: if you need help with your lineups. I will do 781 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,400 Speaker 1: what I can do. Just know that whoever plays me 782 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,880 Speaker 1: at draft king heads up. I'm coming to ruin your 783 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:39,719 Speaker 1: fucking Christmas. Okay, I'm looking to ruin holidays. I'm the 784 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,800 Speaker 1: fucking Grinch of fantasy football. Also, we're gonna be getting 785 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,719 Speaker 1: into NBA more heavily, so keep an eye out for tournaments. 786 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:50,920 Speaker 1: I post this has been episode two forty three, a 787 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,879 Speaker 1: very very very special mash up episode of the Iron 788 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,799 Speaker 1: Rap Ports Stereo Podcast. We don't fact check, we don't 789 00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:01,720 Speaker 1: stat check. Good luck this weekend, Mey Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, 790 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,000 Speaker 1: Happy Kwanza, Happy Holidays from all of us at the 791 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,520 Speaker 1: Iron Wrap Port Stereo Podcast