WEBVTT - A Fond Memory: D'Arcy Carden Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>And I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guest,

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<v Speaker 1>your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to? I said, no gifts, and Bridger Winecker, we

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<v Speaker 3>are in the backyard. Maybe that's not even a novelty

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<v Speaker 3>for you anymore, listener, but it continues to be a

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<v Speaker 3>novelty for me. Well, you couldn't have caught me at

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<v Speaker 3>a worse time. I just finished a book yesterday and

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<v Speaker 3>had no book planned to read after, and am now

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<v Speaker 3>just in total free fall as far as reading is concerned.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's essentially all I'm thinking about at all times.

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<v Speaker 3>What will I read next? There's no end in sight,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm in a mood. But we're fortunately we have

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<v Speaker 3>a wonderful, wonderful guest, and hopefully she can help alleviate

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<v Speaker 3>some of this and we can just stop thinking about

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<v Speaker 3>my situation for ten seconds. Let's welcome on Darcy. Cardon Darcy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>welcome to isaid no gid.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much for having me. I'm so sorry

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<v Speaker 2>about this horrible predicament you're in. It's terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you a reader?

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<v Speaker 2>Oops? I just outed myself that noise always says something.

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<v Speaker 2>I come from a reading family. Oh, like a reading family.

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<v Speaker 2>I come from a family of one to three four librarians.

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<v Speaker 2>You're kidding me? My grandma, to uncles and an aunt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's lovely. And I'm definitely full of ADHD And

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<v Speaker 2>I have, you know, whatever brain issues that I just

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<v Speaker 2>I want to read. When I read, I'm happy to

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<v Speaker 2>be reading. I just it takes so much for me

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<v Speaker 2>to get to reading.

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<v Speaker 3>What does it does it have to be just the

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<v Speaker 3>exact right book.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little bit of the exact right book the

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<v Speaker 2>exact right moment, because God, it's just so much easier

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<v Speaker 2>to like watch something, of course, you know. And I

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<v Speaker 2>also find it so daunting, like what if the book's

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<v Speaker 2>not good? One hundred pages.

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<v Speaker 3>In halfway through? My life is waste?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Whereas it feels like if I start a TV show,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I know, fifteen minutes and if I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to watch this or whatever, it feels so much it

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<v Speaker 2>feels like less of a commitment. I guess. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was just talking to my grandma about this because she's

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<v Speaker 2>such a reader. And I was like, how do you

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<v Speaker 2>get over that that, you know, that fear of wasting

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<v Speaker 2>your time with a bad book? And she again, coming

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<v Speaker 2>from all these readers, they like have their little tricks.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, oh, I know within the first time, pages

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<v Speaker 2>ten pages.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's your grandmother's alive.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a liar. I'm reading a book right now that

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<v Speaker 2>is meant for little kids. What is it? It's great?

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<v Speaker 2>My aunt wrote a book.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you're kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding. And and it's not out yet, but

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<v Speaker 2>reading it and it's okay, So you can't really speak

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<v Speaker 2>about I can't speak about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, a top secret young adult, highly addictive book.

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<v Speaker 2>But I can't have to tell you about it when

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<v Speaker 2>I am a lot to speak about.

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<v Speaker 3>It when your aunt, you and your aunt come back

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<v Speaker 3>to promote the book.

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<v Speaker 2>Would do? Would do? But yeah, I guess it has

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<v Speaker 2>to be the right book. It has to be. I

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<v Speaker 2>do tend to read books that friends, right, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean? And what a weird little job we

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<v Speaker 2>have that, like we would know people that you know

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<v Speaker 2>write books, so I you know, there's the pressure to

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<v Speaker 2>like read a book that a friend or acquaintance wrote right,

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<v Speaker 2>and then also just you know, sometimes enough people have recommended.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm talking a lot about books for someone

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<v Speaker 2>that really rarely reads. My mom always goes, but she

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<v Speaker 2>reads scripts all the time. Guys, give her, give her,

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<v Speaker 2>give her a break. What was what was the last

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<v Speaker 2>big book you wrote wrote? What was the last novel

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<v Speaker 2>that you ped? I read not so long ago call

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<v Speaker 2>me by your name?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never read it. I don't better my experience than

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<v Speaker 2>the movie. Well did you watch the movie? Watch the

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<v Speaker 2>movie and you didn't love the movie? That wasn't crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do think the book is better than the movie. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if that might be your next the book?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that might quite beautiful? Okay? And is there is?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Sorry? Is there? I feel like seeing That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I'm gonna say. Is there a sequel? What

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<v Speaker 2>do you mean? A book or a movie?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I've read that there was a sequel

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<v Speaker 3>on some short and it felt like, in what universe

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<v Speaker 3>does any of this need a sequel?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Right, I don't. Oh, oh, there is a sequel okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I believe it follows the younger guy in his

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<v Speaker 2>adult life.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, I think, I think, I think fascinating. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>want I have no interest in following that story past.

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<v Speaker 3>Timothy shallow May crying in front of a TV. I

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>You think it's a TV. It was a fireplace. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it was a TV with the fire the Netflix jet

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<v Speaker 2>that kind of like Christmasy? What did I think it

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<v Speaker 2>was a TV? Maybe I was bawling in front of

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<v Speaker 2>the TV. You were, you were looking at a mirror.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically I was watching the movie through a mirror, kind

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<v Speaker 3>of doing a reverse. Okay, maybe that could be.

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<v Speaker 2>The next one, and then another one, just another one

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<v Speaker 2>I read. I mean, this is maybe a year ago.

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<v Speaker 2>But Martin Schwartz autobiography. Have you read that? No? And

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I have. Okay, that might be

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<v Speaker 2>it too.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great idea, I recommend. I mean, like, who

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<v Speaker 3>is funnier?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Literally literally and the podcast goes blank for one hour.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nothing to say answer the question. It's beautiful, it's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>I cried, it's it's sad, it's I really recommend. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't believe we're talking about book so much. This is

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<v Speaker 2>so funny. This is like my siblings right now are

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<v Speaker 2>rolling their eyes like, yeah, she's the one to ask.

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<v Speaker 2>They literally read a book a day. I'm I'm I

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<v Speaker 2>am not smart.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh give me a break. Okay, I mean it is

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<v Speaker 3>interesting that we're talking about libraries a little bit, and

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<v Speaker 3>this is not paid a pay promotion by any means.

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<v Speaker 3>Earlier today, I went in an ACE Hardware. Okay, have

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<v Speaker 3>you ever been in an ACE Hardware?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>This was my first experience inside. Usually i'm at a

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the bigger chain, Yeah, bigger than face Home

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<v Speaker 3>home depot. Never a positive experience in a home depot. Today,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought and went in for absolutely no reason, but

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<v Speaker 3>I just thought, I've never been in an ACE. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>what's happening in there that they're still able to stay

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<v Speaker 3>afloat despite home depot kind of taking over the country.

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<v Speaker 3>I went in, and I'm not kidding. I thought, the

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<v Speaker 3>only other time I've had this experience was in a library.

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<v Speaker 3>It was quiet, Yeah, it was peaceful. The cashier was

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<v Speaker 3>so friendly. You're an aceman. I'm a full aceman.

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<v Speaker 2>At this point.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, let's let's be honest. I don't know their politics, right,

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<v Speaker 3>I know that, right, that could get icky. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>but maybe there are. I mean my experience, it's run

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<v Speaker 3>by angels.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Well this is great because Home Depots

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<v Speaker 2>is too big. It's it's it's too loud, there's not Also,

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to be the face of home Depot,

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<v Speaker 2>so I should probably I would love and it is

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<v Speaker 2>out but I am the face of home Depot. But yeah, Ace,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm okay. By the way, listeners to

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<v Speaker 2>the bot. I'm looking around this lovely backyard. It's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>There are plants everywhere. Oh where the pandemic. My husband

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<v Speaker 2>and I got really into plants.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you're kidding outdoor plant, indoor plants.

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<v Speaker 2>Both okay. And I feel like we would go to

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<v Speaker 2>Ace for I mean we would go to you know,

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<v Speaker 2>your nice your nice nursery.

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<v Speaker 3>You're nice, right.

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<v Speaker 2>For example, it's great. It's by like the Target in Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 2>You've driven by it. I have to imagine I have,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's it's heart tay.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh as in Mariska the brother you know, of course

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<v Speaker 3>I'm familiar with that. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, yeah, what's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Devon, absolutely the brother of Marisca.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's all these school girls that work there. They

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<v Speaker 2>have great plants. They're cheap. Again, I don't know why

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about this, but I'm glad we are. Actually

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<v Speaker 2>i've listened to the podcast before.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what Usually it's basically like medical science, like

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<v Speaker 3>get into the issues and it's a very serious time.

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<v Speaker 3>But this one time, I thought, let's talk about thee.

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<v Speaker 2>And there mild the nurseries, the libraries, the books, the aces.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Yeah, so ACE would be like a fun

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<v Speaker 2>place to get a bunch of cheap plants. So we

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<v Speaker 2>would do that. Everyone while it was kind of like my, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is what we do, and this is like deep

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<v Speaker 2>pandemic time. My dog and I and my husband and

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<v Speaker 2>my dog and I we would go no, not really

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<v Speaker 2>a slip. We're like an omit. My dog and my

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<v Speaker 2>husband and I would drive to ACE. My dog and

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<v Speaker 2>I would stay in the car because you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>two people going inside. You can't take a dog inside.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think not probably not any I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>you can do whatever the hell you want in a home.

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<v Speaker 2>No one knows what's going on. I have, I've done

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<v Speaker 2>whatever the hell I want. My husband would come out

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<v Speaker 2>of the ace with a freakin stroller. What are they called?

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<v Speaker 3>Push the items strollers?

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<v Speaker 2>Full of full of fun, surprise plants. Oh so you

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<v Speaker 2>would just say go to as I say, here's forty

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<v Speaker 2>dollars go nuts aces Wild. Oh my god, feel free,

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<v Speaker 2>no listeners at home, Feel free to take that to

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<v Speaker 2>your partner, say let's it's Sunday, let's go aces Wild.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe what we've just come up. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm mortified and also extremely proud.

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<v Speaker 2>You should be proud.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, ACE should be using that for their marketing strategy.

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<v Speaker 2>What have they been doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I think their thing is like very forgettable. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>come to the store or something. Yeah, but now they

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<v Speaker 3>say ACE is Wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Like maybe it's one day a week, maybe it's the

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<v Speaker 2>same day every week. Maybe it's like maybe it's one

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<v Speaker 2>day a month, maybe it's one day a quarter. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's like ACE Shoppers today is ACE is Wild. And

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<v Speaker 2>that means what fifty plan?

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<v Speaker 3>I think a fifty percent off and that is going

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<v Speaker 3>to decimate their earnings reports. But that's okay, that's fine,

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<v Speaker 3>it's worth it for the marketing. Yeah, so he would

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<v Speaker 3>go in, your husband would go in. I'm picturing you

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<v Speaker 3>and the dog in an old fashioned pickup.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it couldn't be rustier.

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<v Speaker 3>And you just wait for him to come out with

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<v Speaker 3>whatever plant.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Sometimes I take Penny on a little stroll

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<v Speaker 2>around the parking garage. It was a slow time early on.

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<v Speaker 3>Ind that was that was an interesting period. It was

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<v Speaker 3>also a time when I had just moved into this

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<v Speaker 3>house and we had to go to home depot pretty frequently, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was always very panic con.

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<v Speaker 2>And now you wish you'd known about ACE. You wish

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<v Speaker 2>you had heard of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I had no idea there was even an option. But

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<v Speaker 3>now it's fully on the radar. This has truly become

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<v Speaker 3>I mean ACE. I'll expect an envelope. Yeah, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I love an envelope empty end.

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<v Speaker 2>I would know. Well, I really wish this was, you know, visual,

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<v Speaker 2>because I can't tell you how beautiful these plants are.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like a fusha pink plant that I have in

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<v Speaker 2>a little pot, but this is a bush of it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an absolute bush too. Fact, it's overwhelming. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what it's called? Yeah, but I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody was here recently and they were googling trying to

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<v Speaker 3>figure out what the name was, and we never quite

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<v Speaker 3>landed on it, but it was like, yeah, something I can.

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<v Speaker 2>Text my husband right now. Is that a fun thing

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<v Speaker 2>to do on a podcast? Okay, wait, hold on, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a thriller. It's just kind of a silent text exactly. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll make it loud. I'll make it loud. I'll make

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<v Speaker 2>it loud.

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<v Speaker 3>Get the clicking noise.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take a thing here. Aren't you guys into like

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<v Speaker 2>voice memo type stuff? I am, we're young. Here comes

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<v Speaker 2>the voice memo. Hello, Jason, I'm report recording that. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I already screwed up. Hello Jason, I'm recording that podcast

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<v Speaker 2>as we speak. You know, the pink flower that we

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<v Speaker 2>have on our porch that like is so the one,

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<v Speaker 2>I say is so dramatic because it always dies and

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<v Speaker 2>then we water and it comes back to life. What

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<v Speaker 2>is it called? Please report back immediately? Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>And now we just wait, just wait. I could come

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<v Speaker 3>within the time of the podcast. Will may come hours later?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think he will. He also if we're plugging things,

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<v Speaker 2>and we are, of course only been plugging things. Jason

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<v Speaker 2>has an app for plants that you point at it,

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<v Speaker 2>you take a picture, and it tells you with complete accuracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait that he developed or on his phone, the app

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<v Speaker 2>on his phone, and it does feel accurate. It is

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely accurate. It's insane and the app name is in Hillton. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna ask one more question, Please hold Jason. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>what is the name of the plant app that you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't develop but you do own on your phone? Please

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<v Speaker 2>report back? Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So while we wipe to hear back about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a free plant to app at one point

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<v Speaker 3>and it truly told me every plant in my yard

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<v Speaker 3>was some sort of under sea.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, this is so not absolutely not good

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<v Speaker 2>at all. No, this one is so accurate. And the

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<v Speaker 2>name of we'll find out soon. But the name of

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<v Speaker 2>the app is something like it makes it has nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to do with like this is going to make more

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<v Speaker 2>sense when he tells us. But it's something like spot

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<v Speaker 2>it or something that has nothing to do with like

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<v Speaker 2>how did you get this name? That's for right it?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it isn't spotted, but it's like it's like the

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<v Speaker 2>most basic app name. It's like picture this. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I literally think it's picture this. I hope you respond

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm now on. I'm now realizing also, is aces wild

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<v Speaker 3>even a term? Or is it jokers wild?

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<v Speaker 2>What is no term? Hon a Lis? Does anyone have

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<v Speaker 2>any idea there's something wild? Right? I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's certainly totally mean what you meant, and I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>in some I mean, why does it? It feels like

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<v Speaker 2>it feels like if it's not the name, like like

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<v Speaker 2>jokers wild for sure. No, no, no, I think it

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<v Speaker 2>could be anything wild queens wise. Yeah, aces wild really

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<v Speaker 2>sounds this is wild.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I feel like I've been, at the very

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<v Speaker 3>least invented a new gambling term.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. I played cards this weekend with

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<v Speaker 2>my aunt and my uncle and my cousin and my husband,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh we they're like a real make up the

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<v Speaker 2>rules as you go family, like like setting the rules.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's like, oh, wouldn't it be fun if we

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<v Speaker 2>had to like whenever you pick up a this you

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<v Speaker 2>have to pass your cards into the left or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was very fun. But man, that's a certain.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of what card game?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you playing? Rummy? I've never played Rummy. I have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea. I love it. Anybody want to play rummy?

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<v Speaker 1>Him?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeap?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it kind of a gambling game or is it

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<v Speaker 3>more of a go fish style?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, those are the two as far as I well,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, because I feel like go fish is pretty much.

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<v Speaker 3>Luck, right, I mean right, or let's talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean essentially every one of these games. I mean, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>there's strategy. Come on, you have a gambling addiction.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't really know gambling that way, and only

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<v Speaker 2>gambled a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess, oh, aces wild.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so.

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<v Speaker 2>We're celebrating.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got to give myself a little credit.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I got everybody hold for Jason's voice. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope it's loud, and I hope I'm I hope

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't embarrass me. Okay, Okay. The plant the red

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<v Speaker 2>planet out front is called a blood leaf. Blood. It's

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<v Speaker 2>called like a herbs blood leaf or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the app that I have is called this.

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<v Speaker 2>God damn it. Jason, thank you so much. That was wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>You did everything right. I love you so much. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>see you in about an hour.

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<v Speaker 3>Blood that's kind of what you were I was saying,

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<v Speaker 3>fire lead, yeah, blood, but herbs blood leaf. Herb had

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<v Speaker 3>to get in there and kind of own herb. He said, herb.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll say herb, yeah, but herb as a name. My

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<v Speaker 3>picture kind of a dork, right, So I imagined some

0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:41.760
<v Speaker 3>dork named this, and it was like, you're we're not

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<v Speaker 3>getting away without having my name.

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<v Speaker 2>But don't you think if it's a plant and he's

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<v Speaker 2>saying the word herbie actually means herb.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh interesting, But he said, I feel like you said,

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<v Speaker 3>like possessive, like herbs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah right, herbs, good nerdy herbs. Blood leaf. You

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<v Speaker 2>can get one at Mariska Argiteze Salon or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Unsanta Monica Boulevard, and I believe Librea I have.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds right. Oh god, We've gotten through so.

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<v Speaker 3>Much here Ace the Leaves, and we're not even too

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<v Speaker 3>the most important part of why we're I mean, why

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going, why we're here to look, let's just get

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<v Speaker 3>into let's know it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to I have to before you get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to tell you something. What you just had.

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<v Speaker 2>Brandon Scott jones On, who's one of my.

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<v Speaker 3>Best friend adore so do I the best?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the best person? Truly listen to that app if

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<v Speaker 2>you if you haven't yet listeners. But you, guys, he

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<v Speaker 2>gave you a yoga block, and you I'm sure people

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<v Speaker 2>listening at home were like, yell, like, have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>been listening to a podcast where you know the right

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<v Speaker 2>answer and you're like calling at the Of course, a

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<v Speaker 2>yoga block is not for what, Like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what the hell you guys are thinking, Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, he brought it to my home. You should have

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<v Speaker 3>had some information.

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<v Speaker 2>Some idea. So what is it for? You're gonna love it?

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<v Speaker 2>You like, here's what Here's what I use. Yoga block

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<v Speaker 2>four opening up your hips, okay, stretching out your back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really good for not even exercise, but for like

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<v Speaker 2>like stretching.

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<v Speaker 3>So does that mean I'm like placing it under like

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<v Speaker 3>a lower back and then like lying lying on the fet.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a way i'd recommend. Okay, you're lying on your back.

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<v Speaker 2>You go up into like a bridge position, which is

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<v Speaker 2>very simple, sounds hard, you know, bridge positions. So your

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<v Speaker 2>feet are flat and your knees are bent, and you

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of like lift your pelvis up, oh sure,

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<v Speaker 2>and then scoot the block under your butt okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Right directly under the butt hole.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you kind of it kind of is or

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<v Speaker 2>like your tailbone and then let your legs down, baby,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're just gonna realize stretch. It's yeah, you lie there,

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<v Speaker 2>lie there for like a couple of minutes, for a

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<v Speaker 2>minute or is.

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<v Speaker 3>That exclusively what it's for.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Okay, so now on, No, I think

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<v Speaker 2>you can use it for exercises too, Like I imagine

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<v Speaker 2>you can use it for like I bet there's like

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<v Speaker 2>some ab stuff you can use for it. Right, but okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so wait, ower back, upper back. I think you can do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that feels so good, right, imagine imagine like laying

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<v Speaker 2>on like a ball elevated and it's gonna like, oh,

0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.000
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna I could use that. You really should use it.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're still on your grass or whatever, your beautiful

0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:15.159
<v Speaker 2>you're beautiful in the backyard and just lie with the bugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Spare it the blood leaf or whatever their gorgeous blood leaf. Okay. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so wow, So I just wanted you to know that

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<v Speaker 2>that it's I feel like Brandon kind of made it

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<v Speaker 2>sound like it's for exercising and it's and you clearly

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<v Speaker 2>were like, I don't want to ostracize.

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<v Speaker 3>Not with the thing that I barely know anything about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you want to use it for I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You use it like give yourself a little, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a little break.

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<v Speaker 3>I also feel like maybe I put it under my

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<v Speaker 3>knees and get down and scrub the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>You could do that, you know, could sit on it

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<v Speaker 2>if you were giving your dog a bath. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>I bathed my dog in the shower.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you do. How is your dog? She's the same

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<v Speaker 2>size as yours. Oh, let's say the pounds on the

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<v Speaker 2>count of three. Okay, well, let's say the pounds. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's say the pounds. Okay, ready, one, two, three, eighty

0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:06.160
<v Speaker 2>body okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, okay, So now I mean I kind of won

0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:09.680
<v Speaker 3>the competition, you did.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I lost because I thought they were the same.

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<v Speaker 2>What sort of dog is yours? She's a pit. She's

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<v Speaker 2>like a brown floppy ear. Oh she gorgeous. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>have a picture?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, our dog is an American bulldog that we thought

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<v Speaker 3>was a pit for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>She's pity. Yeah, she's got a very she's tall for

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<v Speaker 2>for a bulldog, right right, Okay, these are all pictures

0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:33.240
<v Speaker 2>of her gorgeous belly. Oh, here's a picture of her

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<v Speaker 2>chilling with my little niece Clover.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, she almost looks like a laboratory.

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<v Speaker 2>She does look like she's When we got her, they

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<v Speaker 2>at the at what you call it shelter, at the

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<v Speaker 2>expensive dog kennel. No don't, we don't. We don't do

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<v Speaker 2>that puppy. Yea, yeah, exactly said can we get a

0:20:51.680 --> 0:20:56.720
<v Speaker 2>pit bull? We they said, chocolate lab pit And she

0:20:56.880 --> 0:20:59.080
<v Speaker 2>does look like a laugh. But then when we've done

0:20:59.119 --> 0:21:01.080
<v Speaker 2>her DNA, she's absolute not a lot or she's like

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<v Speaker 2>a little you know one. Do I think that chocolab

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<v Speaker 2>probably gets a lot of dogs out the door? Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>you know it's kind of one I can write right it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is just beautiful dogs, Yeah, yours. So you're getting in

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<v Speaker 3>the shower with the dog. Yes, I'm getting in the

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<v Speaker 3>shower with my dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Picture it, listener, Just gorgeous people and their dogs. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you do it alone? I do it alone. I

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<v Speaker 2>put on a swim suit. Can't have it just things

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<v Speaker 2>swing out.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need to be naked with the dog. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a you know, it's father daughter time to we're just

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<v Speaker 3>taking we're in the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Essentially. I totally do the same thing. I have these

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<v Speaker 2>little like a sports bra on these little shorts. I

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<v Speaker 2>could just put on a baby suit. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>why I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I occasionally will, do you know, underwear or whatever,

0:21:49.800 --> 0:21:52.840
<v Speaker 3>But suit works better. Yeah, swim suit drives drives off.

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<v Speaker 2>So like a swimsuit doesn't get that much action. No,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe like once a year, one to ten times a year, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and if you're doing a if you're incorporating your swimsuit

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<v Speaker 2>into your dog bathing, that's gonna double its usage.

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<v Speaker 3>For me, that's one every once every ten days. This

0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:14.000
<v Speaker 3>dog has to have allergy shampoo. So we're getting in there.

0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:16.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm telling her what a good dog she is, over

0:22:16.840 --> 0:22:19.359
<v Speaker 3>and over and over for probably fifteen minutes, and you

0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:20.920
<v Speaker 3>have to pick her up and put her in the

0:22:20.960 --> 0:22:25.000
<v Speaker 3>shower or she comes willingly. Although it's like one of

0:22:25.040 --> 0:22:26.639
<v Speaker 3>these situations where I have to put the leash on.

0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:29.639
<v Speaker 3>I offer her a treat, Okay, she won't take it.

0:22:29.800 --> 0:22:31.440
<v Speaker 3>There's one time of the week that she knows that

0:22:31.480 --> 0:22:34.160
<v Speaker 3>that's where that's headed. But she also knows that she's

0:22:34.200 --> 0:22:35.359
<v Speaker 3>going to have a leash. I'm like, why not at

0:22:35.400 --> 0:22:36.080
<v Speaker 3>least get the tree.

0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:40.000
<v Speaker 2>And it's funny because Penny also doesn't want to be bathed,

0:22:40.359 --> 0:22:42.040
<v Speaker 2>and then once she's in, she's fine, but she doesn't

0:22:42.080 --> 0:22:44.920
<v Speaker 2>want to. But we always, Jason and I always were like,

0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:49.280
<v Speaker 2>you're going to be rubbed for ten minutes. You want,

0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:52.880
<v Speaker 2>we are going to rub you for ten minutes, you fool. Okay,

0:22:52.920 --> 0:22:56.240
<v Speaker 2>here's a little tip if this would help. I smear

0:22:56.359 --> 0:23:00.240
<v Speaker 2>peanut butter on the shower wall. Can you picture, Oh

0:23:00.400 --> 0:23:02.440
<v Speaker 2>my god, that's not a huge glot, but just a

0:23:02.520 --> 0:23:04.880
<v Speaker 2>little bit, so that she's like standing there licking the shower.

0:23:05.119 --> 0:23:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Was so smart. Free We use peanut butter to get

0:23:08.840 --> 0:23:12.080
<v Speaker 2>her to take every other pill exactly brilliant. At least

0:23:12.160 --> 0:23:15.159
<v Speaker 2>try it for a month and then she'll get over it.

0:23:15.240 --> 0:23:16.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure. So smart.

0:23:16.359 --> 0:23:20.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, and peanut butter, you know the dogs obsessed they do. Okay, Well,

0:23:20.040 --> 0:23:22.960
<v Speaker 3>it sounds like you're just trying to kind of distract

0:23:23.080 --> 0:23:27.600
<v Speaker 3>me from the issue at hand. So you agreed to

0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:30.639
<v Speaker 3>be on I said, no gifts my podcast. At some

0:23:30.880 --> 0:23:33.680
<v Speaker 3>point in the past, I was thrilled. I was so

0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:36.200
<v Speaker 3>excited that Darcy is so funny. We'll have a great time.

0:23:37.240 --> 0:23:39.920
<v Speaker 3>There's no she's not going to pull anything. She's not

0:23:40.000 --> 0:23:42.760
<v Speaker 3>going to try to, you know, get the attention on her,

0:23:43.040 --> 0:23:44.760
<v Speaker 3>she's going to allow me to have all the attention.

0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:47.400
<v Speaker 3>So I was a little surprised while that bird.

0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, I was a little surprised when.

0:23:54.359 --> 0:23:57.440
<v Speaker 3>You kind of sauntered into my backyard holding a bag.

0:23:57.560 --> 0:24:00.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, kind of singing I have a gift for you.

0:24:00.720 --> 0:24:03.520
<v Speaker 3>Look what I brought, right, I wasn't quite sure what

0:24:03.600 --> 0:24:06.320
<v Speaker 3>that meant. But now you kind of put it together. Yeah,

0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:09.480
<v Speaker 3>I've kind of put the pieces together. So I have

0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:10.720
<v Speaker 3>to ask, is this a gift for me?

0:24:11.040 --> 0:24:13.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry, but it is. Okay, I know, I know,

0:24:13.960 --> 0:24:15.520
<v Speaker 2>and I know that that was like really clear in

0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:18.000
<v Speaker 2>the email. If that's not what this is, not even

0:24:18.080 --> 0:24:20.320
<v Speaker 2>not what it's about, it's like really frowned upon.

0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Right, I mean absolutely forbidden. I think forbidden is the

0:24:23.760 --> 0:24:25.640
<v Speaker 3>only word. I think that that's kind of in all

0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:26.719
<v Speaker 3>caps in the email.

0:24:26.840 --> 0:24:28.800
<v Speaker 2>It's just it's the hard part, of course, is that

0:24:28.880 --> 0:24:30.040
<v Speaker 2>I've never been to your house.

0:24:30.280 --> 0:24:36.120
<v Speaker 3>Sure as a loophole, yeah, kind of dodging blame any

0:24:36.240 --> 0:24:36.840
<v Speaker 3>way you can.

0:24:37.040 --> 0:24:41.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm just such a sweet Midwestern goal Okay,

0:24:41.880 --> 0:24:43.919
<v Speaker 2>well I'm from the Barrier, but you know what I mean,

0:24:44.080 --> 0:24:46.720
<v Speaker 2>you put off a Midwestern you. I think that that's

0:24:46.800 --> 0:24:49.040
<v Speaker 2>a wonderful thing. Well, do you want me to open

0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:51.120
<v Speaker 2>it here on the podcast? I do, Yeah, do you mind?

0:24:51.160 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 2>I just want to see you. I just want to

0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:54.040
<v Speaker 2>see what it is. I mean, I know what it is,

0:24:54.080 --> 0:24:55.280
<v Speaker 2>but I want to see you see what it is.

0:25:13.160 --> 0:25:14.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm happy to open it, and I want.

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:16.680
<v Speaker 2>You to know that the bag is part of the gift.

0:25:17.280 --> 0:25:19.760
<v Speaker 3>It's a beautiful bag, isn't it. This is like a

0:25:20.440 --> 0:25:21.640
<v Speaker 3>thick fabric.

0:25:21.800 --> 0:25:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:25:22.440 --> 0:25:23.879
<v Speaker 2>I kind of want to tell you what's going on

0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:26.240
<v Speaker 2>before you get of course, let's here. Okay, here's what

0:25:26.320 --> 0:25:30.960
<v Speaker 2>it is. I went through my house and gave you

0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:37.480
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of stuff that I don't really want, untouched, unused,

0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:41.720
<v Speaker 2>great things, but things that I'm like, I haven't opened

0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:44.560
<v Speaker 2>this for a reason, but they're great things. There are

0:25:44.560 --> 0:25:46.240
<v Speaker 2>things that I would give it to my sisters, things

0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:49.000
<v Speaker 2>that my aunt's, my uncle's, whoever comes over. I don't

0:25:49.080 --> 0:25:50.680
<v Speaker 2>want them, and I really want you to have.

0:25:50.840 --> 0:25:51.920
<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to dive into this.

0:25:52.000 --> 0:25:54.720
<v Speaker 2>And it's just one hundred dollars bills and I'm just

0:25:54.800 --> 0:25:58.000
<v Speaker 2>strewed about your house. I also put a sticker over

0:25:58.480 --> 0:26:03.200
<v Speaker 2>each of the name brands because I don't want any

0:26:03.240 --> 0:26:07.760
<v Speaker 2>of the brands to feel like I didn't. That makes sense.

0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:10.879
<v Speaker 3>You can ace hardware so.

0:26:10.960 --> 0:26:12.800
<v Speaker 2>You feel free to peel the stickers off later, but

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:13.720
<v Speaker 2>on air.

0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:16.080
<v Speaker 3>You will speaking brand name.

0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, let's get into that. Okay, it's a kind

0:26:19.800 --> 0:26:22.040
<v Speaker 2>of I knew, I do know that you will use

0:26:22.080 --> 0:26:24.000
<v Speaker 2>that bag. The bag looks I've only met you one time,

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:26.480
<v Speaker 2>but I know I can see you this bag.

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:28.760
<v Speaker 3>Bags and books are two things where I'm like, when

0:26:28.760 --> 0:26:30.520
<v Speaker 3>the bags are my current bag start to have a

0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:32.560
<v Speaker 3>hole in it, I begin to panic. Will my next bag?

0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:33.240
<v Speaker 2>Honey?

0:26:33.760 --> 0:26:35.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, listener, this is it's not a gift bag. It's

0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:37.879
<v Speaker 3>like a thick thing, so you're not going to hear

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:38.479
<v Speaker 3>any crunching.

0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:40.160
<v Speaker 2>What do we call that a tote bag?

0:26:40.480 --> 0:26:42.080
<v Speaker 3>It's like a toad's almost the shoulder.

0:26:42.160 --> 0:26:45.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's great. It's it's gray and black and white stripe.

0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:48.280
<v Speaker 2>It's beautiful. It's really cute. I kind of feel guilty

0:26:48.880 --> 0:26:54.240
<v Speaker 2>he just said the brand. It's okay, let's see. Okay, first,

0:26:54.440 --> 0:26:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I know you have a dog. Wait, pet accessories. Oh god,

0:26:58.720 --> 0:27:02.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, don't say the brand. I'm not gonna this is.

0:27:03.160 --> 0:27:05.400
<v Speaker 3>I actually have no idea what I'm looking at great,

0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:07.600
<v Speaker 3>great Great. I won't say the brand, because there was

0:27:07.640 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 3>a very cute stick. Stickers are cute.

0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to do? You want to help?

0:27:11.359 --> 0:27:11.399
<v Speaker 1>You?

0:27:11.520 --> 0:27:14.320
<v Speaker 2>Like? And it looks like, as far as I can tell,

0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:18.879
<v Speaker 2>some sort of crystal product. Crystal product. What it's a

0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:23.000
<v Speaker 2>little much for me. There's it's I think it's water

0:27:23.320 --> 0:27:27.680
<v Speaker 2>goes in the container, okay, and there's a crystal in there,

0:27:28.080 --> 0:27:29.600
<v Speaker 2>and then I think you press the button and then

0:27:29.680 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 2>your dog can drink out of the Yeah, and maybe

0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 2>the crystal is like really good for your dog's health

0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:38.399
<v Speaker 2>or something poison. Yeah, I don't want it.

0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:42.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So it almost looks like an ice cream scool. Yes,

0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:45.320
<v Speaker 3>it does, like a giant or like a snowball rower.

0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:49.560
<v Speaker 3>But it's like a clear jar with a like an

0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:51.280
<v Speaker 3>onyx crystal in the back.

0:27:51.400 --> 0:27:51.760
<v Speaker 2>Crystal.

0:27:51.880 --> 0:27:56.760
<v Speaker 3>This is a fascinating I mean it's a real pseudo science. Yes, uh,

0:27:58.080 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 3>who knows what will happen, but this is perfect.

0:28:00.119 --> 0:28:02.560
<v Speaker 2>I can take. There's a little crunchy crunch and when

0:28:02.600 --> 0:28:05.280
<v Speaker 2>I got it, I thought, oh, I love this, and

0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:08.280
<v Speaker 2>then I I did not ever want to open it again.

0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:11.199
<v Speaker 2>I just it's like I would I guess i'd want

0:28:11.240 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 2>it for a walk. But I'm never going to take

0:28:13.280 --> 0:28:15.960
<v Speaker 2>a big old bowl or I mean, oh, oh, I

0:28:16.040 --> 0:28:18.200
<v Speaker 2>guess you could just give it to your dog anytime.

0:28:18.280 --> 0:28:20.520
<v Speaker 3>To me, it's like a walking right, It's not like

0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:23.440
<v Speaker 3>when I'm at the house the dog has water.

0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:25.960
<v Speaker 2>She's not going to drink out of a goddamn like

0:28:26.080 --> 0:28:30.480
<v Speaker 2>ice cream scoop unless you put in maybe some bone broth. Okay,

0:28:31.480 --> 0:28:34.360
<v Speaker 2>but sorry you guys. He laughs on me a lot,

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:36.440
<v Speaker 2>but he doesn't silently, so you don't know that I'm

0:28:36.480 --> 0:28:38.000
<v Speaker 2>actually being stone.

0:28:39.280 --> 0:28:43.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm Darcy. Please not stop stop stopping shows.

0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 2>You're doing the like the like your time is up. Yeah, okay,

0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:49.800
<v Speaker 2>so that is something. Yeah, So anyway, for a walk

0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:51.480
<v Speaker 2>or a hike, I would use one of those like

0:28:51.640 --> 0:28:54.680
<v Speaker 2>collapsible bowls, oh, because I don't want bulky shit on

0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 2>me when I'm on a hike with my dog.

0:28:56.360 --> 0:28:59.080
<v Speaker 3>So was the collapsible one like a fabric thing.

0:28:59.240 --> 0:29:02.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like a plasticky rubbery thing and it just like

0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:05.200
<v Speaker 2>flattens to like a rubber disk, and then you can.

0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Pop it out like a like a So you're taking

0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 3>your dog on hikes?

0:29:09.480 --> 0:29:14.760
<v Speaker 2>I am? How often? Well often? I was? She's well, okay,

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:15.960
<v Speaker 2>here's what I was about to do. This is a

0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:18.280
<v Speaker 2>this is a problem of mine. Okay, ready, let's just

0:29:18.360 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 2>get into it. You said, how often are you taking

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:23.600
<v Speaker 2>your dogs on walks? Yes, okay, My brain goes, well,

0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 2>she's sick right now, so you're not really taking her

0:29:25.960 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 2>on walks that often, right, So exactly. So I'm like,

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 2>but we don't need to get into the sickness. It's

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 2>just sad. Think about pre sick right, So it's pre

0:29:35.320 --> 0:29:39.840
<v Speaker 2>sick Okay, let's like during early COVID, well, like everything

0:29:39.960 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 2>pre sickness. We're going on a walk every day, right,

0:29:43.400 --> 0:29:46.560
<v Speaker 2>We're going on a hike with a water maybe like

0:29:46.640 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 2>once or twice a week, and we're talking about three

0:29:48.840 --> 0:29:49.400
<v Speaker 2>or four miles.

0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:50.600
<v Speaker 3>That's a lot of hiking.

0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:53.760
<v Speaker 2>And maybe you're a little bit but on a good

0:29:53.880 --> 0:29:55.360
<v Speaker 2>day or a good week, that's what we're doing.

0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 3>Well, even once a week a hike.

0:29:57.240 --> 0:29:58.960
<v Speaker 2>I live right next to a great HiPE.

0:29:59.080 --> 0:30:01.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, So it's just walk out the door, literally,

0:30:01.600 --> 0:30:04.080
<v Speaker 3>not really planning it, okay.

0:30:04.240 --> 0:30:06.720
<v Speaker 2>And the dog and enjoys. She loves it, she lives

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:09.400
<v Speaker 2>for it. Right now, she's bored. His hell, what's wrong?

0:30:09.560 --> 0:30:10.280
<v Speaker 2>Get bored, honey?

0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:13.920
<v Speaker 3>This is gonna be Oh, she gonna be okay, She'll

0:30:13.960 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 3>be okay, Okay, as long as we know she's gonna

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:16.840
<v Speaker 3>be okay, she'll be okay.

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know she'll be. How old is she? She's eight?

0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:24.040
<v Speaker 2>Dog is also I know she's really young. Pits are

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:29.000
<v Speaker 2>prone to like mass cell tumors. Do you know you

0:30:29.120 --> 0:30:31.640
<v Speaker 2>had one of Okay, we had it removed, So Pennys

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 2>have on. I know, everything's okay. You know, Penny had

0:30:34.920 --> 0:30:36.760
<v Speaker 2>four of them, and we've got them all, gotten them

0:30:36.760 --> 0:30:38.959
<v Speaker 2>all removed, and this last one has been a doozy.

0:30:39.480 --> 0:30:41.920
<v Speaker 2>And it's been since it's been like nine months. You've

0:30:42.000 --> 0:30:43.760
<v Speaker 2>got to be kidding me. Where was it? It's on

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:48.080
<v Speaker 2>her like back leg, and we've done chemo and we've

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:51.640
<v Speaker 2>done surgery and we're we've done radiation and it's you know,

0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:55.600
<v Speaker 2>she's great. I mean, she's great. She's like she's don't

0:30:55.640 --> 0:30:58.840
<v Speaker 2>she's just a trooper and she's amazing. Jason and I

0:30:58.880 --> 0:31:03.240
<v Speaker 2>are like absolutely, I don't even know. Like we're like

0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:07.080
<v Speaker 2>we are dead. We died nine months ago. We're floating

0:31:07.160 --> 0:31:07.720
<v Speaker 2>through this life.

0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Now.

0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:12.920
<v Speaker 2>This has been like the most rollercoastery like nine months

0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:14.160
<v Speaker 2>that have gone by in the blink of an eye

0:31:14.160 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 2>and also have been so long. It's it's you know,

0:31:16.760 --> 0:31:19.240
<v Speaker 2>when you're when the thing you love is not doing that,

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:25.000
<v Speaker 2>that is not a fun experience. Now, So guys, either

0:31:25.080 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 2>cut this out or amplify it, put an echo behind it.

0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:30.920
<v Speaker 3>Let's all just think about Penny for one second. Please

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:33.640
<v Speaker 3>give this crystal never was able to do.

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:36.080
<v Speaker 2>This is the thing. I'm like, would the crystal cure cancer?

0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so, but if it does, let me know,

0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:40.760
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm going to.

0:31:40.760 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 3>Come back over here and take a back kind of

0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:45.520
<v Speaker 3>a communal crystal. Yeah, oh my god. Okay, well we

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 3>have other items to get into here, so we might

0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:51.760
<v Speaker 3>as well just let's see here. Okay, this is since

0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:54.600
<v Speaker 3>sense and again we're not saying the brand, and it

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:55.920
<v Speaker 3>kind of matches the crystal.

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:56.800
<v Speaker 2>It's a great vibe.

0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:58.200
<v Speaker 3>But I can't imagine they're doggings.

0:31:58.360 --> 0:32:02.320
<v Speaker 2>They're not doing sense and things with like incense and candles, like,

0:32:02.440 --> 0:32:05.800
<v Speaker 2>I know, this is a good smell. I don't like it.

0:32:06.240 --> 0:32:08.560
<v Speaker 3>Interesting, it's a very it's all.

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:11.640
<v Speaker 2>It's great. Yeah, why don't you freaking tell them everything?

0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:15.880
<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ. It's uh, it's like if I you know,

0:32:16.120 --> 0:32:19.200
<v Speaker 2>especially with candles and incense and scented things if you

0:32:19.440 --> 0:32:22.960
<v Speaker 2>or even like creams and perfumes. If there's anything about

0:32:23.000 --> 0:32:25.240
<v Speaker 2>the smell for me at least that's off, I'll just

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:29.600
<v Speaker 2>never use it. Well, I hope not right right. It's

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:31.560
<v Speaker 2>not a bad smell. It's not like a rotten smell.

0:32:31.600 --> 0:32:34.000
<v Speaker 2>It's nothing. It's nothing, there's nothing off about it. It

0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:37.120
<v Speaker 2>just doesn't sit right with me, so I don't want it.

0:32:38.000 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 2>I think it smells nice. I have very low tolerance.

0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean actually a very high tolerance for smells. I'm

0:32:43.840 --> 0:32:46.400
<v Speaker 2>crazy about smells. What are your favorite smells? Oh, I

0:32:46.560 --> 0:32:48.800
<v Speaker 2>like for candles and stuff like that. I like like

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:52.440
<v Speaker 2>a like a spearmint or like, oh, like a I

0:32:52.520 --> 0:32:54.440
<v Speaker 2>say spearmint because the candle I'm thinking of is like

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:57.480
<v Speaker 2>winter spearmint or something like that. I love that. I

0:32:57.960 --> 0:33:02.240
<v Speaker 2>like like a spearmint, you know, that classic candle smell.

0:33:03.040 --> 0:33:06.320
<v Speaker 2>I like like a minty, wintery kind of an herb. Yeah,

0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:09.960
<v Speaker 2>like a herb herbie. Thank you, thank you for the reminder.

0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:13.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't think I've ever had a spearmint any

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:15.480
<v Speaker 3>outside of a gum, which I do think is an

0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 3>underrated gum.

0:33:16.240 --> 0:33:18.120
<v Speaker 2>It's a great gum. It's you know, it is another

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 2>great gum, underrated for youth, cinnamon, cinnamon. It's such a

0:33:22.040 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Grandpa gum.

0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:25.560
<v Speaker 3>I love a big Red. I love a big bread.

0:33:25.920 --> 0:33:27.320
<v Speaker 3>What are we talking about with big Red? Is it

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:29.720
<v Speaker 3>a sugar gum or have they gone to a sugar

0:33:29.760 --> 0:33:30.120
<v Speaker 3>free Oh.

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:31.600
<v Speaker 2>My god, I don't really know about sugar and sugar

0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:33.640
<v Speaker 2>free gums. I can only eat a sugar free gum

0:33:33.680 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 2>at this point, because what are we doing with our bodies?

0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:33:36.040 --> 0:33:38.240
<v Speaker 3>I mean like that truly if it's a sugar gum.

0:33:38.560 --> 0:33:42.520
<v Speaker 2>Just so. If I'm eating like Orbit gum like that

0:33:43.080 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 2>for a day, thank god. Although what is this? Yeah, exactly,

0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 2>it's doing something else bad.

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:50.640
<v Speaker 3>I feel like there is a cinnamon gum that's sugar free,

0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:53.680
<v Speaker 3>but a big red that hard almost riddle. I know,

0:33:54.280 --> 0:33:54.720
<v Speaker 3>I love it.

0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:57.320
<v Speaker 2>I think, well, if you're saying Orbit is sugar free,

0:33:57.400 --> 0:34:00.640
<v Speaker 2>then that I feel like a lot of natural gums

0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:05.360
<v Speaker 2>are ship crap. Fuck that the worst, the worst, nothing,

0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:09.839
<v Speaker 2>do nothing. The taste goes away in thirty seconds. It's

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:11.520
<v Speaker 2>just the essence said that it's gone.

0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:14.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't know that I've had any natural gums I

0:34:14.160 --> 0:34:17.360
<v Speaker 3>always reached for, and this is not branded contact at orbit.

0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Orbit. If you want two people to be the face

0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:24.439
<v Speaker 2>of the great teeth. By the way, we have really

0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:28.680
<v Speaker 2>good teeth. Your teeth are so good. We both had braces, right, Yeah,

0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:32.320
<v Speaker 2>we both had Yeah, I got my braces. Oh is

0:34:32.400 --> 0:34:35.440
<v Speaker 2>this good or what? I had my braces basically not

0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:40.040
<v Speaker 2>basically for exactly junior high. I got them off like

0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:41.480
<v Speaker 2>two weeks before high school.

0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:43.399
<v Speaker 3>So is this now when you say junior high?

0:34:44.120 --> 0:34:45.879
<v Speaker 2>For me? It was middle school, seventh to ninth grade,

0:34:46.200 --> 0:34:48.440
<v Speaker 2>sixth and eighth, okay, and then I got it off

0:34:48.520 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 2>like a week or two before, right, and wants the

0:34:52.800 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 2>French me? And the answer was kind of a lot of.

0:34:56.600 --> 0:35:03.600
<v Speaker 3>People oppos experience, but I wasn't. I simply was not.

0:35:03.760 --> 0:35:04.480
<v Speaker 2>You were putting it out.

0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:07.360
<v Speaker 3>God knows what would have happened had I.

0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was leading tooth first. Yeah, I was.

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:15.760
<v Speaker 3>Seventh to ninth grade. And then the feeling the freedom

0:35:15.840 --> 0:35:17.960
<v Speaker 3>you're flying. Do you have a permanent retainer?

0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:19.040
<v Speaker 2>I wish I did.

0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:20.920
<v Speaker 3>I did for a long time until last year.

0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:23.040
<v Speaker 2>That has one, and I'm jealous.

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:24.520
<v Speaker 3>But your teeth are perfectly stroked.

0:35:24.560 --> 0:35:27.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, I am getting a teeny little gap on my

0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:31.920
<v Speaker 2>in my front teeth as of when it's something that

0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:35.160
<v Speaker 2>my retainer would keep closed. Okay, and I still have

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:40.120
<v Speaker 2>my retainer. It has so long, like ten years. I

0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:42.600
<v Speaker 2>could put it in and like I could put it

0:35:42.680 --> 0:35:45.440
<v Speaker 2>in tonight and maybe take like five advil and be

0:35:45.520 --> 0:35:48.359
<v Speaker 2>able to get through that. Yeah, but it would really hurt.

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 2>It would hurt.

0:35:49.280 --> 0:35:50.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what I feel like.

0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:51.560
<v Speaker 2>I'd be afraid I couldn't get it out.

0:35:51.560 --> 0:35:52.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. No, your teeth are in a perfect

0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:55.719
<v Speaker 3>spot now. I feel like they're not going to move anymore. No,

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:59.040
<v Speaker 3>they look fantastic. Yeah, last year I thought, you know,

0:35:59.160 --> 0:36:01.120
<v Speaker 3>the permanent retainer had been part of my experience for

0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:03.920
<v Speaker 3>over a decade. It was like, let's get rid of this.

0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 2>My sister says I when she got her little permanent retainer,

0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 2>I said, when will they take that off? And she goes,

0:36:10.520 --> 0:36:13.759
<v Speaker 2>the pry it off my cold dead body. The archaeologist

0:36:14.000 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 2>will find it exactly. That's what I was afraid. I

0:36:16.000 --> 0:36:17.560
<v Speaker 2>feel like she was like eleven when she said that,

0:36:17.600 --> 0:36:20.120
<v Speaker 2>and it really killed me. It was really funny. She

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:21.120
<v Speaker 2>remains funny.

0:36:21.520 --> 0:36:24.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's not for me. They won't find that in

0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 3>my scout.

0:36:25.680 --> 0:36:28.239
<v Speaker 2>But also I got to say a little, a little

0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:31.520
<v Speaker 2>or a lot of like teeth crookedness is so cute.

0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:33.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think you want a little carricter.

0:36:33.200 --> 0:36:33.880
<v Speaker 2>What are we doing here.

0:36:33.880 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 3>We don't need a fully deranged mouth.

0:36:35.640 --> 0:36:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, like, although I should get a couple of

0:36:38.480 --> 0:36:41.759
<v Speaker 2>deranged mouths that I wouldn't mind getting in. Yeah. I

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 2>feel like character is really all that Matt totally and

0:36:45.080 --> 0:36:48.560
<v Speaker 2>flossing and brushing. Yes, the hygiene and character be clean.

0:36:48.640 --> 0:36:52.040
<v Speaker 3>But baby, yeah, have a snaggle tooth.

0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:53.319
<v Speaker 2>Go fill it.

0:36:55.400 --> 0:37:00.839
<v Speaker 3>Orbit and sticks you like a spearman. I also love

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:02.320
<v Speaker 3>a factory.

0:37:02.400 --> 0:37:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I guess here's what I was ready for it.

0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 2>I love a minty, wintery smell in the winter. I

0:37:08.600 --> 0:37:11.760
<v Speaker 2>love a citrusy smell in the summer. That makes perfect sense.

0:37:12.080 --> 0:37:14.520
<v Speaker 3>I was talking to Anally's prior to the podcast because

0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:17.600
<v Speaker 3>we were drinking some lacroix, and Oaly's told me that

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:22.280
<v Speaker 3>their favorite winter Lacroix flavor is coconut wait.

0:37:22.160 --> 0:37:24.360
<v Speaker 2>Winter, Okay, no, no, no, I don't I don't disagree.

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:26.960
<v Speaker 2>You don't like coconut or you're saying for winter.

0:37:27.520 --> 0:37:29.279
<v Speaker 3>I found it fascinating. I thought it was a very

0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:31.840
<v Speaker 3>interesting like curling up by the fire with a coconut

0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:33.239
<v Speaker 3>lacourie doesn't quite make sense.

0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:35.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm with you, But which one makes more sense?

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:35.879
<v Speaker 3>None of them?

0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So yeah, stain away from lacray in the winter

0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:40.320
<v Speaker 2>here in Los Angeles.

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:43.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I will say, an early winter morning with

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:47.640
<v Speaker 3>a pomegranate flo or not pomegranate grapefruit flavor makes sense?

0:37:47.800 --> 0:37:52.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but isn't grapefruit also? Okay? An early morning winterry.

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.279
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, we're drinking Lacroix in the morning.

0:37:54.320 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 3>That's describing as someone who's losing their Yeah.

0:38:00.560 --> 0:38:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Wake up, Papa Lacroix. Are you my bacon and you

0:38:04.400 --> 0:38:06.640
<v Speaker 2>got it? Are you? Are you a coffee? A coffee?

0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:07.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm a huge.

0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:09.719
<v Speaker 3>Coffee me too? Are you coffee? First thing in the morning?

0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:13.480
<v Speaker 2>The second I opened my sort of coffee? Uh, hot coffee,

0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:16.520
<v Speaker 2>coffee hot. I could do hot coffee all day, even

0:38:16.560 --> 0:38:18.600
<v Speaker 2>on a hot day. Wow. Now, I do love a

0:38:18.640 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 2>nice coffee, but I tend to gravitate towards hot coffee.

0:38:21.080 --> 0:38:23.560
<v Speaker 3>Do you have do you have cold coffee available in

0:38:23.640 --> 0:38:24.000
<v Speaker 3>the morning?

0:38:24.239 --> 0:38:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Uh? No, I'd have to go get you have to go, yeah,

0:38:26.600 --> 0:38:30.200
<v Speaker 2>or I'd have to fucking put in Sorry, Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry,

0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:34.240
<v Speaker 2>just just absolutely saying fuck for no reason.

0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:37.960
<v Speaker 3>Just podcast for some reason is rated explicit, which I

0:38:38.040 --> 0:38:38.880
<v Speaker 3>find very funny.

0:38:39.000 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 2>That is funny, just the option. But I mean, I

0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:43.160
<v Speaker 2>don't mind swearing, and I don't and I think I've

0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:45.560
<v Speaker 2>sworn a time or two today. But I didn't mean

0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:47.960
<v Speaker 2>to say it there, I fully unnecessary.

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:49.720
<v Speaker 3>The listener is wagging their fingers.

0:38:49.840 --> 0:38:52.919
<v Speaker 2>They go no, no, no, none. On my watch, he's

0:38:52.960 --> 0:38:56.120
<v Speaker 2>just kind of backing away more than about away. We

0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:58.839
<v Speaker 2>don't want this person as a spokesman. But American libraries

0:38:58.880 --> 0:39:00.680
<v Speaker 2>are like color intrigued.

0:39:02.320 --> 0:39:04.839
<v Speaker 3>Yes, coffee in the morning. You're a hot coffee drinker.

0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:05.959
<v Speaker 3>I'm a cold coffee drinker.

0:39:06.600 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 2>You might have to have it, Okay, So how do

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 2>you do a cold coffee? Do you buy cold brew? No?

0:39:11.600 --> 0:39:13.800
<v Speaker 2>I make cold brew you once a week. Cute.

0:39:13.880 --> 0:39:16.719
<v Speaker 3>It's a whole toddy system. Taught myself to use it.

0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:21.439
<v Speaker 3>It's incredible, amazing. It's changed my life in one way, yeah,

0:39:21.560 --> 0:39:22.560
<v Speaker 3>not in multiple maybe.

0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:25.120
<v Speaker 2>But also like I would say, like having a thing

0:39:25.400 --> 0:39:28.120
<v Speaker 2>like that changes, Like it's not just that you're drinking

0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:29.759
<v Speaker 2>good coffee that you love in the morning, it's that

0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:32.600
<v Speaker 2>like once a week, it's a little bit of I

0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:35.479
<v Speaker 2>don't know, like I was about to say, like God,

0:39:36.840 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 2>but it's a little bit of what is it? It's

0:39:39.680 --> 0:39:43.680
<v Speaker 2>like having like a routine and a ritual, you know,

0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:46.160
<v Speaker 2>like this is my time to do this thing. Didn't

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:48.560
<v Speaker 2>you find so many of those over like the early pandemic.

0:39:48.719 --> 0:39:48.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:53.120
<v Speaker 2>I basically found that, Yeah, making baking, making, Yeah, it

0:39:53.200 --> 0:39:57.120
<v Speaker 2>feels so many little things. Making soup like a big

0:39:57.200 --> 0:40:00.600
<v Speaker 2>thing I got into over the pandemic was like calm posting.

0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:04.680
<v Speaker 2>I would spend so much of my time breaking food down, like.

0:40:05.040 --> 0:40:07.840
<v Speaker 3>Had you done it prior to never barely knew what

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 3>it was? Now you're addicted.

0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:13.560
<v Speaker 2>Now now I'm addicted. And although some of the composted

0:40:13.960 --> 0:40:18.040
<v Speaker 2>soil that we've used, maybe I didn't compost it enough

0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:22.440
<v Speaker 2>because a tomato plant grown out, like I just had

0:40:22.480 --> 0:40:24.880
<v Speaker 2>like a regular old house plant, and I put in

0:40:24.960 --> 0:40:26.719
<v Speaker 2>some of the compost soil on top and then a

0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:32.239
<v Speaker 2>tomato plant and killed the plant. Yeah, took over. But

0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:34.279
<v Speaker 2>now we have one little tiny tomato growing and that's

0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:34.560
<v Speaker 2>kind of.

0:40:34.600 --> 0:40:37.400
<v Speaker 3>Rat That's fantastic, And what what a hopeful message. I know,

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:39.319
<v Speaker 3>but anything can grow out of garbage, that's right.

0:40:39.880 --> 0:40:43.399
<v Speaker 2>Whoa take that? Take that? If you take anything from

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:46.560
<v Speaker 2>this podcast. If you take anything for the last two

0:40:46.600 --> 0:40:49.719
<v Speaker 2>and a half years, anything can grow. I think there's

0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:50.160
<v Speaker 2>something there.

0:40:50.280 --> 0:40:52.440
<v Speaker 3>Anything can grow from trash. I don't.

0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:55.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't need that. I'm not I'm like, what does

0:40:55.360 --> 0:40:56.200
<v Speaker 2>that mean? But I like it.

0:40:56.719 --> 0:40:58.320
<v Speaker 3>That feels like something that could at least go on

0:40:58.440 --> 0:41:01.000
<v Speaker 3>a wall, a pillow or something. And as long as

0:41:01.000 --> 0:41:03.279
<v Speaker 3>you don't give it a second thought, you're like, that's right. Yeah,

0:41:03.280 --> 0:41:05.600
<v Speaker 3>I feel like there's an Instagram graphic for sure, one

0:41:05.640 --> 0:41:10.080
<v Speaker 3>of those like pseudo you know, therapy instagram things is

0:41:10.080 --> 0:41:11.040
<v Speaker 3>going to have that all over there.

0:41:11.040 --> 0:41:13.160
<v Speaker 2>And then like one of those Instagrams that you follow

0:41:13.239 --> 0:41:15.600
<v Speaker 2>and unfollow immediately, like after a week you're like, no, no, no, no,

0:41:15.760 --> 0:41:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't want this. It was I don't want this

0:41:17.680 --> 0:41:18.560
<v Speaker 2>exactly exactly.

0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:21.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, more, Okay, let's we've got to reach back in

0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:25.480
<v Speaker 3>because there are multiple okay, uh oh, there's an ice

0:41:25.520 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 3>sleeping mask. I will say there have been guests on

0:41:28.600 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 3>this podcast before who have brought a bag full of

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:36.280
<v Speaker 3>items multiple times. Uh usually complete trash. Uh well, actually

0:41:36.880 --> 0:41:40.080
<v Speaker 3>sometimes trash, sometimes not. This is probably the nicest version

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:42.319
<v Speaker 3>of b I didn't want to anything bad.

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:43.600
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to give you anything bad. I just

0:41:43.880 --> 0:41:47.520
<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to give you things I don't want. Okay,

0:41:47.560 --> 0:41:50.720
<v Speaker 2>this is an avocado ie mask, so it's like probably

0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:52.360
<v Speaker 2>I cream that you sleep in.

0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:54.200
<v Speaker 3>Do you have any idea if it's like the kind

0:41:54.239 --> 0:41:56.040
<v Speaker 3>of TV mom green?

0:41:56.440 --> 0:41:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh I hope it is. I do. I really hope

0:41:59.200 --> 0:42:02.120
<v Speaker 2>it is. There's something it's. Yeah, I'm not even going

0:42:02.200 --> 0:42:04.120
<v Speaker 2>to tell you. This would give away the product if

0:42:04.120 --> 0:42:05.160
<v Speaker 2>I told you too much about it.

0:42:05.320 --> 0:42:06.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, we don't want to do. I mean, I've

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:08.840
<v Speaker 3>already done a keyword on the insights. So but I

0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:11.480
<v Speaker 3>will say that it brightens. Yeah, it brightens. Uh, it

0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:13.520
<v Speaker 3>has written all It's gonna be great. H people scream

0:42:13.520 --> 0:42:13.880
<v Speaker 3>about all.

0:42:13.920 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I try about it. I love it.

0:42:15.320 --> 0:42:17.160
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever had an off one of those full

0:42:17.200 --> 0:42:18.080
<v Speaker 3>avocado masks?

0:42:18.280 --> 0:42:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Probably when I was I think when I was like,

0:42:20.040 --> 0:42:23.759
<v Speaker 2>you know, a teenager, I was. My sisters and I

0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:26.640
<v Speaker 2>were really into like put an egg in your hair

0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:29.239
<v Speaker 2>or like yeah yeah, make your own honey mask or whatever,

0:42:29.400 --> 0:42:30.759
<v Speaker 2>and you would do it like one time, and you'd

0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:32.759
<v Speaker 2>be like this, you did that work for not of

0:42:32.800 --> 0:42:35.000
<v Speaker 2>that of results. So I need to go to CVS

0:42:35.120 --> 0:42:35.839
<v Speaker 2>and buy a thing.

0:42:36.560 --> 0:42:38.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I don't I wonder if we ever came

0:42:38.760 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 3>to a conclusion as a society whether that did anything.

0:42:42.239 --> 0:42:44.759
<v Speaker 2>I know, just smushing up and off. I feel like,

0:42:44.960 --> 0:42:47.239
<v Speaker 2>for sure, if you, oh god, no, I want to

0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:49.600
<v Speaker 2>do it. I think it's like avocado and honey and

0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 2>this and that, like you make a little recipe right

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:53.560
<v Speaker 2>and smush it on your face.

0:42:53.719 --> 0:42:57.360
<v Speaker 3>But it sounds that truly does. And this isn't a

0:42:57.480 --> 0:42:59.360
<v Speaker 3>joke to me. Sound delicious, I know, I know. It

0:42:59.440 --> 0:43:00.880
<v Speaker 3>sounds like I'm just get to a point where'm like,

0:43:00.880 --> 0:43:03.040
<v Speaker 3>why am I I want to I don't cook? Why

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:04.480
<v Speaker 3>am I making a thing for my face?

0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? When you could buy or when you could have

0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:08.120
<v Speaker 2>a podcast and ask people to bring you there.

0:43:09.360 --> 0:43:11.320
<v Speaker 3>Wow, this is fascinating. I'm very excited to give this

0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:13.880
<v Speaker 3>a try. I hope I don't break out. Oh god, well,

0:43:14.000 --> 0:43:17.839
<v Speaker 3>just I guess. Also, here's a little like here looks nice.

0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:20.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like it's gonna happen. Really, honestly, I'm

0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:22.479
<v Speaker 2>giving you only good things. I'm giving you good things

0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:25.319
<v Speaker 2>because here's a little secret about actresses. Are you ready

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:27.200
<v Speaker 2>for this? You're gonna hate it. You're gonna hate it.

0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Listeners at home, We're gonna hate it, we get a

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:33.719
<v Speaker 2>lot of free ship. And the thing is it's not

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:36.920
<v Speaker 2>fair because there was so long that I was struggling.

0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:41.000
<v Speaker 2>It was so much really wanted this stuff, And now

0:43:41.680 --> 0:43:43.640
<v Speaker 2>the problem is that, like, it's not even that I

0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:46.040
<v Speaker 2>don't want this avocado I'm ask it's that I have

0:43:46.160 --> 0:43:47.600
<v Speaker 2>too many things like it and I'm never going to

0:43:47.640 --> 0:43:48.359
<v Speaker 2>get to right.

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:51.640
<v Speaker 3>So you take a library items and I.

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:56.359
<v Speaker 2>Know, I hear what's happening right now? I'm it because

0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:56.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

0:43:56.760 --> 0:44:00.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't the entertainment industry at large. What are we

0:44:00.360 --> 0:44:03.160
<v Speaker 3>talking about with these gift bags they're giving away?

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:03.920
<v Speaker 2>It's not right.

0:44:04.320 --> 0:44:06.480
<v Speaker 3>Someone's got to create some sort of charity that funnels

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:06.800
<v Speaker 3>all of that.

0:44:07.080 --> 0:44:08.960
<v Speaker 2>I bet there is, But I will tell you that

0:44:09.080 --> 0:44:11.560
<v Speaker 2>I've been to like gift baggy type of places where

0:44:12.760 --> 0:44:13.520
<v Speaker 2>I should shut up.

0:44:16.080 --> 0:44:18.400
<v Speaker 3>You've been You've been to epstein Elands?

0:44:18.560 --> 0:44:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my god, where they kind of track stuff. So

0:44:22.200 --> 0:44:23.920
<v Speaker 2>you want to give it to your sisters, your friends,

0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:26.520
<v Speaker 2>your Oh no, were they kind of track stuff? That's

0:44:26.560 --> 0:44:28.640
<v Speaker 2>kind of scary? Isn't that a bummer? Well?

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:30.600
<v Speaker 3>You drove here today in a car with a giant

0:44:30.680 --> 0:44:32.680
<v Speaker 3>bar code. I thought, what's happening?

0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:35.000
<v Speaker 2>So but none they're not going to track any of

0:44:35.040 --> 0:44:37.879
<v Speaker 2>this stuff. But anyway, I I don't like to hoard things.

0:44:37.920 --> 0:44:40.440
<v Speaker 2>I like to I really have a well it's not

0:44:40.560 --> 0:44:42.640
<v Speaker 2>a problem, but I really have to use things, so

0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:45.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't I would if I like, I don't want

0:44:45.640 --> 0:44:47.239
<v Speaker 2>to use something and then throw it away like a

0:44:47.320 --> 0:44:50.560
<v Speaker 2>lot right now, girls with their makeup, Honey, they're not

0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:52.239
<v Speaker 2>using it down to the last drop. You got to

0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:53.160
<v Speaker 2>use it down to the last.

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:55.480
<v Speaker 3>Drop, right, And you know you're what works for you,

0:44:55.640 --> 0:44:58.480
<v Speaker 3>know what works for you. You're not ready to experiment

0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:02.279
<v Speaker 3>unless you were like a eleven years old eleven You've

0:45:02.400 --> 0:45:02.759
<v Speaker 3>known for.

0:45:02.920 --> 0:45:05.359
<v Speaker 2>Years for you and every once in a while it's

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:09.919
<v Speaker 2>nice to try a new avocado. I'm ask but I'm good.

0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:12.359
<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's let's I mean, we do have so many

0:45:12.400 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 3>items and this could be a record breaking episode. Sorry, Okay,

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:16.600
<v Speaker 3>we're reaching in again.

0:45:17.480 --> 0:45:19.239
<v Speaker 2>What is okay? So this I think this is a

0:45:19.360 --> 0:45:21.120
<v Speaker 2>detoxifying sh shampoo.

0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:26.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh so, I've on recent episodes have talked about

0:45:26.120 --> 0:45:28.080
<v Speaker 3>shampooing and how I kind of stopped champoo.

0:45:29.200 --> 0:45:31.279
<v Speaker 2>Maybe this is the perfect product for like a once a.

0:45:31.360 --> 0:45:34.919
<v Speaker 3>Month exactly because I was playing around with something called

0:45:35.160 --> 0:45:36.880
<v Speaker 3>what I've now committed to memory because a lot of

0:45:36.960 --> 0:45:39.319
<v Speaker 3>listeners wrote in screaming it's called co washing.

0:45:39.480 --> 0:45:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, do you know what this is?

0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:43.680
<v Speaker 3>No where you're only washing your hair with conditioner and

0:45:43.880 --> 0:45:44.920
<v Speaker 3>only on occasion.

0:45:45.200 --> 0:45:49.680
<v Speaker 2>So washing your hair with conditioner, conditioning your hair, conditioning

0:45:49.719 --> 0:45:51.960
<v Speaker 2>your hair of shampoo is never part of the equation.

0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:54.319
<v Speaker 2>Condition your hair shampoo is never I think that.

0:45:54.560 --> 0:45:57.440
<v Speaker 3>Really the goal from what I can tell from everything

0:45:57.480 --> 0:45:59.960
<v Speaker 3>I over the trends over the last twelve years, it's

0:46:00.000 --> 0:46:01.600
<v Speaker 3>it's like, just have the greasiest hair.

0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing, listeners, I know you've seen pictures. His

0:46:05.680 --> 0:46:10.440
<v Speaker 2>hair is fantastic. Oh god, gorgeous. Hair is gorgeous. And

0:46:10.520 --> 0:46:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm not so close to you. But as long as

0:46:12.600 --> 0:46:13.879
<v Speaker 2>you don't smell bad, you're good.

0:46:14.440 --> 0:46:17.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but you do. I really smelling is

0:46:17.200 --> 0:46:17.840
<v Speaker 3>a big concern.

0:46:18.080 --> 0:46:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I can tell showering once a day. I used

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:22.080
<v Speaker 2>to shower twice a day, which seemed unhealthy. It doesn't.

0:46:22.120 --> 0:46:24.600
<v Speaker 2>It's unnecessary, fully what you gotta do, but.

0:46:25.120 --> 0:46:27.320
<v Speaker 3>I mean sometimes to day. I mean here depends on

0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:31.319
<v Speaker 3>the situa. Yeah, I do like a nighttime shower so relaxed. Yeah,

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:34.080
<v Speaker 3>but you have to have you got to have a

0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:35.520
<v Speaker 3>long period before you go to bed.

0:46:35.640 --> 0:46:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Right, Oh, because you can't go to bed with wet hair.

0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:40.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to bed hair. I do. I do,

0:46:41.080 --> 0:46:42.960
<v Speaker 2>I absolutely do sometimes just to see what it looks

0:46:43.000 --> 0:46:45.680
<v Speaker 2>like when you wake up. That's fun, that's just fun.

0:46:46.080 --> 0:46:47.680
<v Speaker 3>I need at least an hour and a half between

0:46:47.760 --> 0:46:48.839
<v Speaker 3>shower and sleepy time.

0:46:48.880 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I hit the bed with wet hair, and if

0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:55.759
<v Speaker 2>I do that, it's brushed and it's probably in pigtails

0:46:55.880 --> 0:46:56.360
<v Speaker 2>or a break.

0:46:56.440 --> 0:46:57.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's very sweet.

0:46:57.440 --> 0:46:58.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm really cute.

0:46:58.239 --> 0:46:59.759
<v Speaker 3>And then your bed is just mildeucy.

0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's true. That's true. That's true. Kind of a

0:47:02.320 --> 0:47:04.320
<v Speaker 2>yeah for sure. Like halfway through the night, I'm flipping

0:47:04.360 --> 0:47:06.120
<v Speaker 2>the pillow over because it's just soaking wet.

0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:06.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:47:06.760 --> 0:47:08.000
<v Speaker 2>I never really thought about that one. Yep.

0:47:08.160 --> 0:47:11.760
<v Speaker 3>I this looks like an this looks like a shampoo experiment.

0:47:11.880 --> 0:47:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Maybe and maybe again it's a maybe that's like a

0:47:14.239 --> 0:47:18.640
<v Speaker 2>once a month or one month, once a quarter, bi monthly.

0:47:18.840 --> 0:47:20.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like maybe once a month. I'm conditioning.

0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:23.880
<v Speaker 2>And then okay, hold hold, hold, hold hold. And by

0:47:23.920 --> 0:47:26.280
<v Speaker 2>the way, I'm not judging any of this right because

0:47:26.280 --> 0:47:28.239
<v Speaker 2>I know that I know we have over washed and

0:47:28.280 --> 0:47:29.080
<v Speaker 2>conditioned our hair for you.

0:47:29.200 --> 0:47:31.120
<v Speaker 3>We've done it too much. It's the nineties, did a

0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:32.080
<v Speaker 3>lot our hair.

0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:34.800
<v Speaker 2>But so I was thinking you conditioned every time. So

0:47:34.920 --> 0:47:37.800
<v Speaker 2>you're getting in a shower or wetting your hair.

0:47:37.800 --> 0:47:41.920
<v Speaker 3>Wedding, absolutely webbing, running like a comb through. Okay, I

0:47:42.000 --> 0:47:43.640
<v Speaker 3>have like a plastic thing in the shower just because

0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:47.920
<v Speaker 3>I have pretty thick hair. But the actual act of

0:47:48.600 --> 0:47:51.239
<v Speaker 3>any sort of chemical or anything hitting my hair is

0:47:51.280 --> 0:47:52.959
<v Speaker 3>probably once every two to three weeks.

0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:54.440
<v Speaker 2>I wonder, what would you know, Like we were talking

0:47:54.440 --> 0:47:56.480
<v Speaker 2>about avocado on the face, Like, I wonder if there's

0:47:56.600 --> 0:47:59.160
<v Speaker 2>like a household product. I don't even know what it

0:47:59.200 --> 0:48:03.160
<v Speaker 2>would be, like an egg, an avocado that you can

0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:05.359
<v Speaker 2>just like smooth on through your hair, just to see

0:48:05.400 --> 0:48:06.479
<v Speaker 2>what the hell would happen.

0:48:06.600 --> 0:48:09.120
<v Speaker 3>I feel like people talk about vinegar. Vinegar could be wrong,

0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 3>and that feels like it would dry you out. I

0:48:10.960 --> 0:48:14.320
<v Speaker 3>don't think anyone knows what's happening with maybe butter shortening,

0:48:14.440 --> 0:48:17.279
<v Speaker 3>buttersch but.

0:48:17.440 --> 0:48:19.920
<v Speaker 2>This, yeah, maybe I don't know. I don't want you

0:48:20.000 --> 0:48:22.360
<v Speaker 2>to like mess up the what's the word like alchemy?

0:48:22.719 --> 0:48:26.080
<v Speaker 3>Alchemy I feel like is turning something into gold, which

0:48:26.239 --> 0:48:27.680
<v Speaker 3>I mean I feel like it should be the name

0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:28.520
<v Speaker 3>of a shampoo or something.

0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Why did I say alchemy and maybe I meant chemistry chemistry.

0:48:31.960 --> 0:48:35.640
<v Speaker 2>I feel like chemistry is kind of the chemical balance. No,

0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 2>let's say alchemy. I don't want you turning your hair

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:40.640
<v Speaker 2>into gold, because if you wash with this shampoo and

0:48:40.680 --> 0:48:42.640
<v Speaker 2>then you come out with a head full of gold,

0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:43.680
<v Speaker 2>that's on me.

0:48:44.080 --> 0:48:46.279
<v Speaker 3>Kind of Midas touch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's another name

0:48:46.480 --> 0:48:49.399
<v Speaker 3>for a shampoo. Minas to shampoo companies reach out. I'm

0:48:49.400 --> 0:48:50.040
<v Speaker 3>ready to market.

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:54.439
<v Speaker 2>I got a name for a shampoo, Aces Wild. Would

0:48:54.440 --> 0:48:57.120
<v Speaker 2>you buy at the hard Pee Queen's Wild.

0:48:58.040 --> 0:49:01.640
<v Speaker 3>Queen's Wand I feel like Ace Hardware needs to get

0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:06.000
<v Speaker 3>into the hair characters. What are they doing a little

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:08.960
<v Speaker 3>on in the back of the store, something for everyone.

0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 3>The atmosphere is there, it's almost a spy atmosphere. Again,

0:49:11.680 --> 0:49:14.120
<v Speaker 3>not paid promotion. I just I've been there one time.

0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:17.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, it's a great place. Okay, So clarifying, this

0:49:17.680 --> 0:49:21.120
<v Speaker 2>might be the absolute perfect thing for you. Eucalyptus essential oil.

0:49:21.520 --> 0:49:23.919
<v Speaker 2>This is you're using this once a month, once a year.

0:49:24.000 --> 0:49:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know, but you're you're using it,

0:49:25.880 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 2>You're loving it, You're so glad it smells. I'm going

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:31.120
<v Speaker 2>to try to smell it real quick. Care opening it up.

0:49:32.280 --> 0:49:35.400
<v Speaker 2>This is honestly, it's used to shampoo in a bottle

0:49:35.480 --> 0:49:37.040
<v Speaker 2>like this, and it's like it's very small.

0:49:37.160 --> 0:49:39.040
<v Speaker 3>It's like you only need a dam.

0:49:39.760 --> 0:49:41.839
<v Speaker 2>It might be fun to google how much these things

0:49:41.880 --> 0:49:43.680
<v Speaker 2>were and then we can add it up and maybe

0:49:43.680 --> 0:49:45.960
<v Speaker 2>it's good, it's not overwhelming. I think it'd be fun

0:49:46.000 --> 0:49:48.439
<v Speaker 2>to figure out who what guest is giving you the most?

0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:50.760
<v Speaker 3>Price's right style.

0:49:51.600 --> 0:49:53.360
<v Speaker 2>After we've opened all of these, I'm going to do

0:49:53.480 --> 0:49:55.759
<v Speaker 2>some sort of estimate and then I think I will

0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:59.680
<v Speaker 2>tally it up with your permission, please, on no other occasion.

0:49:59.719 --> 0:50:01.719
<v Speaker 3>What I when I look up gift prices.

0:50:01.360 --> 0:50:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Because keep in mind, I didn't buy any accent to you.

0:50:04.360 --> 0:50:06.600
<v Speaker 3>So I will look up the prices and then on

0:50:06.719 --> 0:50:10.600
<v Speaker 3>Instagram tell the final total. Okay, and we'll see what it's.

0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:12.160
<v Speaker 3>This is as close as i'll get to prices.

0:50:12.200 --> 0:50:12.319
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:50:12.360 --> 0:50:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Great. I think this is great with kind of don't

0:50:14.200 --> 0:50:15.960
<v Speaker 2>count yourself so you might be on that show one

0:50:16.000 --> 0:50:16.560
<v Speaker 2>of these days.

0:50:16.760 --> 0:50:20.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh I guess I should believe it. Yeah, life is long, Drew, Carey,

0:50:20.360 --> 0:50:25.560
<v Speaker 3>reach reach out. It's sick that you haven't already reached out. Yeah,

0:50:25.600 --> 0:50:27.440
<v Speaker 3>this is kind of a Goop style. Price is right,

0:50:27.600 --> 0:50:32.279
<v Speaker 3>so Goop? Okay, so we're reaching back in. Oh, a

0:50:32.360 --> 0:50:33.759
<v Speaker 3>beautiful bar soap.

0:50:34.160 --> 0:50:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Just a bar so When was the last time I

0:50:35.600 --> 0:50:38.280
<v Speaker 2>used a bar soap? It's I've got a gel, you've

0:50:38.320 --> 0:50:40.279
<v Speaker 2>got a jel, but you are do you use a gel?

0:50:40.520 --> 0:50:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I ate a showery?

0:50:43.880 --> 0:50:46.000
<v Speaker 3>But every one, it's nice to go back to basics.

0:50:46.480 --> 0:50:48.640
<v Speaker 3>To go back to basics with a bar of soap.

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:52.040
<v Speaker 3>There's something so underrated about agree rubbing that in between

0:50:52.080 --> 0:50:54.480
<v Speaker 3>your hands, lathering it up.

0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:56.200
<v Speaker 2>It's going to bring you somewhere. It's going to bring

0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:58.160
<v Speaker 2>you back in time. It's gonna like it's they're kind

0:50:58.160 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 2>of having jail prison slips out of your hand. I mean,

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:05.239
<v Speaker 2>it's fun when the soap slips. Oh, it's so fun.

0:51:05.480 --> 0:51:07.040
<v Speaker 3>And it looks nice.

0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:09.840
<v Speaker 2>It looks nice. Yeah, it's and wait, let's see this

0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:14.160
<v Speaker 2>says bar soap energizing multipurpose. I mean this could be

0:51:14.320 --> 0:51:15.640
<v Speaker 2>in the shower. I guess it could be like on

0:51:15.719 --> 0:51:18.160
<v Speaker 2>a little next to your saying that a.

0:51:18.280 --> 0:51:19.480
<v Speaker 3>Bar soap next to the sun.

0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:20.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't love it.

0:51:20.239 --> 0:51:22.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't think anyone likes that. No one trusts that.

0:51:22.480 --> 0:51:25.279
<v Speaker 2>You know. The nice thing about a bar soap in

0:51:25.360 --> 0:51:27.399
<v Speaker 2>the shower is like you can wash it off before

0:51:27.440 --> 0:51:30.600
<v Speaker 2>you like, there's something unhygienic about.

0:51:31.960 --> 0:51:35.040
<v Speaker 3>Sitting there in its own filth in the shower. You

0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:39.319
<v Speaker 3>know it belongs to one person exact every not all pause.

0:51:39.200 --> 0:51:41.640
<v Speaker 2>Not all pause. Maybe maybe two people are using it

0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:42.640
<v Speaker 2>to right, that's fine.

0:51:42.880 --> 0:51:46.319
<v Speaker 3>Well, let's I mean, depends on your romantic situation. Maybe

0:51:46.360 --> 0:51:48.040
<v Speaker 3>there are hundreds. And then I go back to the

0:51:48.040 --> 0:51:48.520
<v Speaker 3>same problem.

0:51:48.560 --> 0:51:52.480
<v Speaker 2>That's right. Although if it's a romantic situation, you've done

0:51:52.680 --> 0:51:54.399
<v Speaker 2>more than just soap to each other.

0:51:55.000 --> 0:51:57.960
<v Speaker 3>True, and if you've got you know, also everyone should

0:51:57.960 --> 0:51:59.839
<v Speaker 3>have there, Maybe it's time for you to buckle down.

0:52:00.080 --> 0:52:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Everybody. They're on bar of soap.

0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:02.320
<v Speaker 3>That's right, little soap library.

0:52:02.560 --> 0:52:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Wow. Depending on that's how you that's how you sort

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:07.160
<v Speaker 2>of prove where you're at with this person. Is I

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:11.360
<v Speaker 2>got you your own soap. They're like, yeah, thanks, I

0:52:11.440 --> 0:52:14.319
<v Speaker 2>guess I could have just used ours. They're like, I'm

0:52:14.360 --> 0:52:16.200
<v Speaker 2>more of a I'm more of a body wash guy.

0:52:16.280 --> 0:52:16.880
<v Speaker 2>But okay, and.

0:52:17.280 --> 0:52:19.200
<v Speaker 3>Let's be honest, this has got peppermint in it, so

0:52:19.239 --> 0:52:20.040
<v Speaker 3>you're really giving.

0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Up some gold too. Shit, I want to back.

0:52:21.880 --> 0:52:23.919
<v Speaker 3>It smells it, but it's not overwhelming. It doesn't sound

0:52:23.920 --> 0:52:26.400
<v Speaker 3>like it's gonna burn. Although I do love a peppermint oil.

0:52:26.480 --> 0:52:26.920
<v Speaker 2>I do too.

0:52:27.360 --> 0:52:30.200
<v Speaker 3>The slight burn of a peppermint oil feels like something's

0:52:30.200 --> 0:52:30.840
<v Speaker 3>being eradicate.

0:52:30.920 --> 0:52:33.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you one thing. I used to work at

0:52:34.160 --> 0:52:37.440
<v Speaker 2>a what are they called nail salon? Okay, okay, what

0:52:37.520 --> 0:52:38.920
<v Speaker 2>did you do with the nail sep? I was the

0:52:39.000 --> 0:52:39.719
<v Speaker 2>front desk girl.

0:52:39.800 --> 0:52:40.879
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you weren't the nail tech.

0:52:40.960 --> 0:52:46.520
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't the nail tech. I worship them artal artists. Yeah.

0:52:46.800 --> 0:52:48.960
<v Speaker 2>My little sister and I both worked at She was

0:52:48.960 --> 0:52:50.360
<v Speaker 2>in high school, I was in college. It was like

0:52:50.360 --> 0:52:53.040
<v Speaker 2>a summer that I was home and we had like

0:52:53.120 --> 0:52:59.480
<v Speaker 2>a peppermint scrub option. And I guess I'll admit that

0:52:59.560 --> 0:53:02.360
<v Speaker 2>I took a bunch of at home. Did not buy it,

0:53:02.400 --> 0:53:02.800
<v Speaker 2>but I took it.

0:53:02.880 --> 0:53:04.600
<v Speaker 3>You're not getting that job, but yeah, I know, I know,

0:53:04.840 --> 0:53:06.759
<v Speaker 3>I like, you know.

0:53:07.040 --> 0:53:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Probably put it in like a tupperwareing. I absolutely took

0:53:10.400 --> 0:53:14.680
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of at home. And this is like how

0:53:14.719 --> 0:53:17.279
<v Speaker 2>I know karma is real. I used it. It's just

0:53:17.400 --> 0:53:19.120
<v Speaker 2>for like in the salon. They just used it on

0:53:19.160 --> 0:53:23.160
<v Speaker 2>the women's feet. Right, and and their they're calves. And

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:25.880
<v Speaker 2>this was I put it all over my body and

0:53:26.400 --> 0:53:29.920
<v Speaker 2>I hospital I had. I thought I was going to

0:53:29.960 --> 0:53:32.600
<v Speaker 2>have to go to the hospital. I literally thought I

0:53:32.680 --> 0:53:33.759
<v Speaker 2>was going to have to go to the hospital. I

0:53:33.760 --> 0:53:36.480
<v Speaker 2>thought I was like burning my inside's life. No, granted,

0:53:37.160 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 2>you understand, I didn't like scrub inside.

0:53:39.680 --> 0:53:40.560
<v Speaker 3>Of it, which doesn't take it.

0:53:40.640 --> 0:53:43.880
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't take that powerful The oil or whatever it is,

0:53:44.000 --> 0:53:45.319
<v Speaker 2>it gets wherever it wants to get.

0:53:45.320 --> 0:53:47.799
<v Speaker 3>Sounds like we're talking about industrial grade. Do you brush

0:53:47.840 --> 0:53:51.560
<v Speaker 3>it from the pros? Yeah, exactness wasn't something I learned

0:53:51.600 --> 0:53:53.440
<v Speaker 3>a lesson. I really learned a lesson.

0:53:54.120 --> 0:53:56.400
<v Speaker 2>I Uh. It took a really long time for the

0:53:56.640 --> 0:53:58.840
<v Speaker 2>sensation to go away. It was really terrible.

0:53:59.040 --> 0:54:01.839
<v Speaker 3>Dragged yourself across the bathroom floor to the phone nine

0:54:01.920 --> 0:54:03.840
<v Speaker 3>one one. I have peppermin oil.

0:54:03.680 --> 0:54:06.719
<v Speaker 2>All over my poor brother was the only person home,

0:54:07.200 --> 0:54:08.600
<v Speaker 2>and I ran out in a towel, and I was like,

0:54:08.880 --> 0:54:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what is happening.

0:54:11.360 --> 0:54:13.160
<v Speaker 3>How long did it take for that sensation to go away?

0:54:13.160 --> 0:54:15.840
<v Speaker 2>It feels in my memories like thirty minutes. I was like,

0:54:16.280 --> 0:54:18.200
<v Speaker 2>what do I do? Do I bathe in milk? Like?

0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Do I need to make a oatmeal bath. What do

0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:23.000
<v Speaker 2>I need? I need to go to the hospital. It's scary.

0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:24.520
<v Speaker 2>It was really scary. Yeah, and you don't know if

0:54:24.560 --> 0:54:27.719
<v Speaker 2>it's going to escalate exactly. Oh, I thank you for knowing.

0:54:28.080 --> 0:54:31.040
<v Speaker 2>It was not the only time you've stolen from an employer. No, no, no, no, no, no,

0:54:31.120 --> 0:54:35.480
<v Speaker 2>no no no. I've done this so many times. I

0:54:35.960 --> 0:54:39.040
<v Speaker 2>don't know what I should admit to. Because there was

0:54:39.120 --> 0:54:41.800
<v Speaker 2>a while where I was like a temp right in

0:54:42.200 --> 0:54:44.399
<v Speaker 2>a long time where I was a temp in New York,

0:54:44.920 --> 0:54:48.440
<v Speaker 2>and I would sort of think, like part of the

0:54:48.520 --> 0:54:51.440
<v Speaker 2>payment is I can just take whatever the hell I want.

0:54:52.080 --> 0:54:54.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm not buying paper.

0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:58.200
<v Speaker 3>Clips, right, yeah, Oh yeah, I've worked in office atmospheres.

0:54:58.200 --> 0:55:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Whro I'm like, We've got i mean, truck folds of

0:55:01.000 --> 0:55:03.280
<v Speaker 3>this coming in. Yeahbody's going to notice if I'm stalking

0:55:03.360 --> 0:55:03.799
<v Speaker 3>up at home.

0:55:03.920 --> 0:55:05.959
<v Speaker 2>And it kind of felt right, It felt a little

0:55:05.960 --> 0:55:09.600
<v Speaker 2>bit like I'm being underpaid, I'm being overworked, my boss

0:55:09.719 --> 0:55:12.840
<v Speaker 2>is an asshole, whatever, whatever, whatever the day is. And

0:55:13.080 --> 0:55:14.839
<v Speaker 2>it felt a little bit like I'm taking I'm taking

0:55:14.880 --> 0:55:16.880
<v Speaker 2>this from me, I'm taking one from me, I'm taking

0:55:16.960 --> 0:55:17.520
<v Speaker 2>one for me.

0:55:18.040 --> 0:55:21.040
<v Speaker 3>Whatever that I'm making you a better employee for sure. Yeah, yeah,

0:55:21.080 --> 0:55:22.239
<v Speaker 3>you have to worry about those things.

0:55:22.320 --> 0:55:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I just remember there was a while where I

0:55:23.800 --> 0:55:26.160
<v Speaker 2>was really taking a lot of diet coke home.

0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:28.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh of course, yeah, of course when I had.

0:55:28.600 --> 0:55:31.160
<v Speaker 2>My diet coke problem, which was only die coke problem

0:55:31.200 --> 0:55:32.360
<v Speaker 2>means I had to a day, but I had to

0:55:32.440 --> 0:55:34.719
<v Speaker 2>a day for a good a good long while.

0:55:34.800 --> 0:55:36.879
<v Speaker 3>And were you taking like one can home a night

0:55:37.080 --> 0:55:37.799
<v Speaker 3>or how did that work?

0:55:37.840 --> 0:55:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I guess you did say. I was taking probably like four, okay.

0:55:40.320 --> 0:55:41.640
<v Speaker 3>And just dropping them in your bag.

0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:45.239
<v Speaker 2>Dropping in my bag, having Jason and I would each

0:55:45.280 --> 0:55:48.279
<v Speaker 2>have one for dinner. And you need to know I

0:55:48.400 --> 0:55:51.759
<v Speaker 2>had zero dollars in my bank account. I understand, you

0:55:51.800 --> 0:55:54.439
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean. I felt like it was part

0:55:54.480 --> 0:55:56.600
<v Speaker 2>of the payment. I get my little paycheck at the

0:55:56.680 --> 0:55:58.400
<v Speaker 2>end of the week. And I also took home twenty

0:55:58.480 --> 0:55:59.359
<v Speaker 2>diet cokes.

0:56:00.120 --> 0:56:01.960
<v Speaker 3>A job when I first moved to LA where I

0:56:02.000 --> 0:56:04.520
<v Speaker 3>had no money, and my coworker would do the grocery

0:56:04.560 --> 0:56:06.160
<v Speaker 3>shopping for the office and he'd say, what can I

0:56:06.200 --> 0:56:08.319
<v Speaker 3>get you? And I would say, please buy an entire

0:56:08.440 --> 0:56:10.239
<v Speaker 3>box of breakfast Bods. I just put them in my

0:56:10.280 --> 0:56:11.400
<v Speaker 3>car before you even bring them into the.

0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Office, and would they of course? Right. Now, here's the

0:56:15.480 --> 0:56:18.840
<v Speaker 2>like when it comes to stealing from work, the difference.

0:56:19.080 --> 0:56:21.400
<v Speaker 2>I guess, Okay, this is what I remember. If I

0:56:21.480 --> 0:56:23.960
<v Speaker 2>worked in an office and it was a rough job

0:56:24.040 --> 0:56:27.960
<v Speaker 2>with rough people, I would feel great about justified. If

0:56:28.040 --> 0:56:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I also worked as a nanny and that was a

0:56:31.200 --> 0:56:32.320
<v Speaker 2>different situation.

0:56:32.239 --> 0:56:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Right where they kind of trust you almost as a family.

0:56:35.160 --> 0:56:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it was like it was almost like not even

0:56:37.280 --> 0:56:40.239
<v Speaker 2>it was It didn't even like enter my head. It

0:56:40.360 --> 0:56:42.520
<v Speaker 2>wasn't like I'm going to take home their box of cereals.

0:56:42.560 --> 0:56:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's also their home, right, I guess it's more

0:56:44.560 --> 0:56:46.719
<v Speaker 2>like a more personal space. It just felt like I

0:56:46.880 --> 0:56:50.720
<v Speaker 2>felt justified and taking from like a big, fancy office.

0:56:50.920 --> 0:56:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Of course, the money's there. Were you ever wrong to nanny?

0:56:55.640 --> 0:57:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Not really? Yeah, probably really good experience as nanny nannying,

0:57:02.080 --> 0:57:05.920
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, was I wronged as a nanny? Probably? Yeah,

0:57:05.920 --> 0:57:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Because part of nannying when I was in nanny for

0:57:09.680 --> 0:57:11.440
<v Speaker 2>ten years in New York is I would try to

0:57:11.520 --> 0:57:14.040
<v Speaker 2>nanny for as many families as possible, right, so that

0:57:14.200 --> 0:57:17.120
<v Speaker 2>nobody would count on me, Oh, so that I could

0:57:17.200 --> 0:57:20.600
<v Speaker 2>still audition and whatever I needed to do. So if

0:57:20.640 --> 0:57:22.440
<v Speaker 2>I just nanny for one family, it would be like

0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:25.520
<v Speaker 2>I would be there, live in nanny or you know whatever.

0:57:25.600 --> 0:57:27.240
<v Speaker 2>I would be their day to day nanny. But if

0:57:27.240 --> 0:57:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I nannied for fifteen families, then I could sort of

0:57:29.520 --> 0:57:31.440
<v Speaker 2>like make my own schedule.

0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Right, almost like an aggressive babysitter.

0:57:33.360 --> 0:57:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was great. Yeah.

0:57:35.280 --> 0:57:38.040
<v Speaker 3>I imagine a lot of nanny's have been wronged. Yeah,

0:57:38.640 --> 0:57:42.760
<v Speaker 3>but stealing from work I support unless it's like you know,

0:57:42.960 --> 0:57:44.600
<v Speaker 3>mom and Pop's exact situation.

0:57:45.000 --> 0:57:47.600
<v Speaker 2>If it's a big company, go for it.

0:57:47.920 --> 0:57:50.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm very proud of people stealing from big companies.

0:57:51.320 --> 0:57:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Do it.

0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:53.280
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we've got to keep going. I don't even know

0:57:53.280 --> 0:57:54.800
<v Speaker 3>how I got to stealing from your employer.

0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:58.240
<v Speaker 2>But speaking of stealing from big companies, Oh no, I

0:57:58.240 --> 0:58:00.840
<v Speaker 2>don't know how. Don't mean you know.

0:58:02.200 --> 0:58:06.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh, this looks like a candle. Yeah, and I imagine

0:58:06.080 --> 0:58:09.400
<v Speaker 3>it is the the the label has been completely stickered.

0:58:09.120 --> 0:58:10.760
<v Speaker 2>Because I think it's I think this is like a

0:58:10.880 --> 0:58:13.760
<v Speaker 2>nice little sweet. Okay, I'm smelling it. I'm smelling. I

0:58:13.800 --> 0:58:16.400
<v Speaker 2>mind myself what it is. Don't tell me it's not.

0:58:16.520 --> 0:58:18.600
<v Speaker 2>Should I try to guess what this is. It's not

0:58:18.720 --> 0:58:20.640
<v Speaker 2>like a it's a great scent. I just know it

0:58:20.680 --> 0:58:21.480
<v Speaker 2>would give me a headache.

0:58:21.520 --> 0:58:23.400
<v Speaker 3>It feels like a combo of things. So I don't

0:58:23.400 --> 0:58:27.640
<v Speaker 3>know that I'm gonna be able to see ruin dandy Lion.

0:58:28.600 --> 0:58:31.120
<v Speaker 2>That that smell that we all know and love dandy Lion,

0:58:31.960 --> 0:58:36.200
<v Speaker 2>is it saying what it is she's smelling. It's a

0:58:36.240 --> 0:58:38.560
<v Speaker 2>good smell. It's just I can't there's I think there's

0:58:38.600 --> 0:58:41.439
<v Speaker 2>like an essential oil thing for me that like gives

0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:43.720
<v Speaker 2>me a headache or I don't. I don't know, babe,

0:58:43.720 --> 0:58:44.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:58:44.400 --> 0:58:45.880
<v Speaker 3>Top notes of dandy Lion.

0:58:46.040 --> 0:58:47.280
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely dandy lion.

0:58:47.360 --> 0:58:49.200
<v Speaker 3>There's something else. And then you smell the wax and that.

0:58:49.960 --> 0:58:51.600
<v Speaker 2>I feel like maybe dandy Lion is actually like a

0:58:51.680 --> 0:58:52.920
<v Speaker 2>plant that doesn't have a smell at all.

0:58:54.160 --> 0:58:57.600
<v Speaker 3>Is it a yellow essentially a yellow weed? I don't

0:58:57.600 --> 0:58:59.840
<v Speaker 3>think it has a smell. Well, let's not count out

0:58:59.840 --> 0:59:04.040
<v Speaker 3>that just yet. Okay, I think this is okay, this

0:59:04.160 --> 0:59:06.840
<v Speaker 3>is everything, So you can't. It sounds like from what

0:59:06.920 --> 0:59:09.040
<v Speaker 3>we can tell, the only smell you like is spearmint.

0:59:11.080 --> 0:59:12.640
<v Speaker 3>But you've given me a variety of things here that

0:59:12.720 --> 0:59:14.200
<v Speaker 3>smell that I find very lovely.

0:59:14.560 --> 0:59:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I hope you do.

0:59:15.280 --> 0:59:17.280
<v Speaker 3>And I mean I'm trying to think of smells that

0:59:17.320 --> 0:59:24.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't like, poo poo, corpse. No, I feel like

0:59:25.320 --> 0:59:29.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty okay with most smells outside of old fish.

0:59:29.880 --> 0:59:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I have bought, I bought, I have bought candles.

0:59:33.960 --> 0:59:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Is that correct?

0:59:34.760 --> 0:59:36.280
<v Speaker 3>I have bought, I have purchased.

0:59:36.280 --> 0:59:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I have candles or soap smells that I think are

0:59:38.880 --> 0:59:40.520
<v Speaker 2>going to be great, and there's just something about them

0:59:40.560 --> 0:59:43.600
<v Speaker 2>that give me a headache. I think I'm pretty sensy

0:59:43.680 --> 0:59:44.760
<v Speaker 2>when it comes to smell.

0:59:44.680 --> 0:59:47.720
<v Speaker 3>Right, Smells can lead to a migraine, yeah, And do

0:59:47.760 --> 0:59:48.480
<v Speaker 3>you get migraines?

0:59:48.640 --> 0:59:51.240
<v Speaker 2>No? But there was a there was a while where

0:59:52.280 --> 0:59:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Sarah Goldberg, who play an actress who plays Sally on

0:59:55.440 --> 0:59:58.720
<v Speaker 2>the Great HBO show Barry Check it Out. She was

0:59:58.840 --> 1:00:01.320
<v Speaker 2>a big essential oil girl and she would like always

1:00:01.400 --> 1:00:04.440
<v Speaker 2>be dabbing damn essential oils all over her like head

1:00:04.560 --> 1:00:06.040
<v Speaker 2>and wrists, and it would be like this one will

1:00:06.040 --> 1:00:07.440
<v Speaker 2>wake me up and this one will focus me in

1:00:07.480 --> 1:00:09.040
<v Speaker 2>this And I was like, I love you and I

1:00:09.120 --> 1:00:11.280
<v Speaker 2>love this and I'm going to be an essential oil girl.

1:00:11.680 --> 1:00:14.040
<v Speaker 2>And I got some essential oils and they they didn't

1:00:14.040 --> 1:00:16.280
<v Speaker 2>give me a migraine, but they would like turn my stomach.

1:00:16.840 --> 1:00:20.560
<v Speaker 2>They would like give me a headache and nausea, and

1:00:20.640 --> 1:00:22.440
<v Speaker 2>I would. I tried them too many times.

1:00:22.800 --> 1:00:26.720
<v Speaker 3>I watched the whole documentary on essential oils, and there's

1:00:26.840 --> 1:00:27.880
<v Speaker 3>it's a scam.

1:00:27.840 --> 1:00:30.600
<v Speaker 2>But it's a scam. But okay, the scam part of it.

1:00:30.640 --> 1:00:32.200
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't watch this documentary, so I don't know.

1:00:32.600 --> 1:00:35.440
<v Speaker 2>But the scam is that they heal you, right, right,

1:00:35.680 --> 1:00:37.080
<v Speaker 2>they do things I think they do.

1:00:37.160 --> 1:00:40.479
<v Speaker 3>I mean, at the very least, they smell. The scam

1:00:40.560 --> 1:00:41.280
<v Speaker 3>is not that they smell.

1:00:41.840 --> 1:00:44.680
<v Speaker 2>They don't smell. That's a scam. You're being scammed into

1:00:44.720 --> 1:00:49.960
<v Speaker 2>thinking they have a smell. There's millions American scam. Yeah.

1:00:49.960 --> 1:00:52.400
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like I feel like there's the uhu.

1:00:52.480 --> 1:00:55.800
<v Speaker 2>It was health it'll heal, yeah, right, not healing it.

1:00:55.880 --> 1:00:58.520
<v Speaker 3>But no, these lavender fields or one of them, they

1:00:58.600 --> 1:01:02.960
<v Speaker 3>smell lovely. Yeah, but beyond that, let's be honest. It's

1:01:03.360 --> 1:01:06.360
<v Speaker 3>a little flim flam, a little being sold out of

1:01:06.400 --> 1:01:08.240
<v Speaker 3>the back of a wagon that kind.

1:01:08.040 --> 1:01:11.760
<v Speaker 2>Of essential oil stuff into a bath one time and

1:01:11.840 --> 1:01:16.080
<v Speaker 2>I again, and I absolutely my fucking skin And there

1:01:16.120 --> 1:01:18.800
<v Speaker 2>I go with the f again. I'm not gonna apologize

1:01:18.920 --> 1:01:21.680
<v Speaker 2>for that one. I got out of the bath like

1:01:21.760 --> 1:01:24.200
<v Speaker 2>a rash and then I realized, okay, so the smell

1:01:24.360 --> 1:01:26.640
<v Speaker 2>the essential oil. I'm getting out of the essential oil game.

1:01:26.960 --> 1:01:30.400
<v Speaker 2>No smells, no body like, just it's not right for me.

1:01:30.520 --> 1:01:33.280
<v Speaker 3>What sort of oils do you remember? These essential oils

1:01:33.320 --> 1:01:34.680
<v Speaker 3>and that lavender?

1:01:35.680 --> 1:01:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know.

1:01:37.400 --> 1:01:39.680
<v Speaker 2>In a little bottle, I went think, think, thing, thing, thing.

1:01:40.320 --> 1:01:41.160
<v Speaker 3>Do you have allergies?

1:01:41.560 --> 1:01:46.760
<v Speaker 2>I guess maybe essential oil just a category percocet.

1:01:47.640 --> 1:01:50.160
<v Speaker 3>If you must know it makes you allergic to it.

1:01:50.200 --> 1:01:51.720
<v Speaker 3>I mean that's kind of a blessing. I would say,

1:01:51.800 --> 1:01:53.200
<v Speaker 3>why because you're not going to get addicted.

1:01:53.240 --> 1:01:55.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, wait is that the right one? Yeah,

1:01:55.200 --> 1:01:57.240
<v Speaker 2>it's like what you would they maybe give it to

1:01:57.240 --> 1:01:59.400
<v Speaker 2>you after like a surgery, right right?

1:01:59.600 --> 1:02:01.520
<v Speaker 3>I feel like the one time I had a powerful

1:02:01.560 --> 1:02:03.479
<v Speaker 3>painkiller like that was after I got my wisdom teeth

1:02:03.480 --> 1:02:05.120
<v Speaker 3>from m had Laura tab.

1:02:05.080 --> 1:02:05.959
<v Speaker 2>And how was it great?

1:02:06.240 --> 1:02:10.240
<v Speaker 3>Horrible, horrible nausea vomiting. So you're allergic to that, I guess.

1:02:10.400 --> 1:02:11.800
<v Speaker 2>So when you go to the doctors and they say

1:02:11.800 --> 1:02:13.720
<v Speaker 2>do you have any allergies? I hope you say Laura

1:02:13.840 --> 1:02:14.640
<v Speaker 2>mar because I.

1:02:14.600 --> 1:02:16.120
<v Speaker 3>Don't want to go through the list. I say nope.

1:02:17.480 --> 1:02:19.240
<v Speaker 2>But now I'm bringing up this memory. I'm like, oh,

1:02:19.240 --> 1:02:21.000
<v Speaker 2>maybe I should look out for that one. I always

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<v Speaker 2>to say percoset, no, percoset.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, oh yeah, I need to guess the amount

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<v Speaker 3>of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okakay, I'm going to guess too.

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<v Speaker 3>We have the soap, the eyemask, the incense sticks, the candle,

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<v Speaker 3>the crystal dog drinker, and the toxic fying shampoos. Should

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<v Speaker 3>we throw the bag in because.

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<v Speaker 2>The feels nice? The bag is nice. The bag is nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say, if I were to go to one

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<v Speaker 3>of our local boutiques and purchased all of these items,

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<v Speaker 3>I would probably be spending two hundred and forty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say two hundred dollars. I think

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<v Speaker 2>two forty five is a really good guess.

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<v Speaker 3>On at least do you have a guess? So we're

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<v Speaker 3>in the two hundred range. This is a at least

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<v Speaker 3>a two hundred dollars value.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and what was Tony Haile's like, probably ten dollars

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<v Speaker 2>for all that rope?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, go to the store and buy me something

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<v Speaker 3>you've homemade.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we talking? That was pretty incredible? Isn't that amazing?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean what I was touched by that that I

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<v Speaker 2>just made that for you. That was really part of gold.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, the man's an angel and also a craftsman, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>which I've got. I can't make a single thing with

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<v Speaker 3>my hands. It's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to work with him on something, and if

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't make me one of those bulls, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to say anything. I'm not putting it out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, I'm not going to say anything to him.

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe he'll listen to this in here, but but

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<v Speaker 2>if he doesn't, I'm not going to say anything like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh I saw that bowl that you made, or I

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<v Speaker 2>hear that you makes.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you can't just going to wait? Yeah until that

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<v Speaker 3>as you do it publicly on a podcast, absolutely fine,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just us. This will not rest that public.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I get to the day I wrap and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have one of those balls in my trailer,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna throw a shit fit.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, it sounds like he's onto bigger projects,

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<v Speaker 3>so you might end up with like a pair of

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<v Speaker 3>pants made of rope or something. It seems like he's

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<v Speaker 3>kind of grown tired of the bowls. I mean, God

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<v Speaker 3>knows what you're gonna get. Yeah, a full suit. Did

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<v Speaker 3>they make a rope suit? Then Tony career chapter change. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we've got we've guessed the price. I will actually do

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<v Speaker 3>the calculations, state announce on the internet at some point

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<v Speaker 3>how much this actually costs, and we'll hopefully we're not humiliating. Yeah. Really,

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<v Speaker 3>that would be so embarrassing for all three of us,

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<v Speaker 3>and the network and every the listener would be embarrassed

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<v Speaker 3>as well.

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<v Speaker 2>At the very least, it's one hundred. At least.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, if this isn't a hundred dollars, this is garb.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree these items look expensive if.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, like especially I'm pointing to the shampoo and

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like this.

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<v Speaker 3>A shampoo in this and I'll say it's like a

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<v Speaker 3>small like lotion sized bottles. It's not one you're paying.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not of Yeah, and I feel like that bag, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>bag alone is forty. The crystal dog thing is it

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<v Speaker 2>is a big question mark because I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 2>so unnecessary. It could be five dollars or one hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no way that item is going for five dollars

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<v Speaker 3>because you're a pretty category of pet owner that would

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<v Speaker 3>willing to just truly what would create an enormous amount

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<v Speaker 3>of debt for most pet owners.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Black Obsidian is a blackcity. Okay, that's what's happening

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<v Speaker 2>in the crystal in there. The crystal alone probably in

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<v Speaker 2>LA would probably cost fifty dollars exactly. And then we've

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<v Speaker 2>got a contraption. Yeah, break that crystal out and oh

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait? Whatever?

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<v Speaker 3>Do what to do?

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<v Speaker 2>These are yours now, this is to us to regift

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<v Speaker 2>whatever you whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the prices right now.

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<v Speaker 2>So basically they're out of my hands. This is exactly

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<v Speaker 2>what I wanted.

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<v Speaker 3>These are going to improve my life in a way

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm going to leap frog you. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>run the entertainment business after using this small bag of

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<v Speaker 3>gifts time to play game.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoop.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna play a game called Gift you a Curse,

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<v Speaker 3>Gift you a Curse. I need a number between one

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<v Speaker 3>and ten for four. Okay, I have to do the

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<v Speaker 3>lightest calculating right now. You can promote something, recommend something,

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<v Speaker 3>to do whatever you want to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be right by. Okay. I will use my time

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<v Speaker 2>to promote a show that I love called Love on

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<v Speaker 2>the Spectrum. Has anyone watched it? Out there? It's so

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<v Speaker 2>lovely and sweet. It's on Netflix. I worried it was

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<v Speaker 2>going to be what's the word exploit exploitative, exploitative or

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<v Speaker 2>off in some way like the producers were going to

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<v Speaker 2>be bad or whatever. It's not. It's lovely, it's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>It truly moves me and makes me see the world

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<v Speaker 2>in a different way. I love it so much. I

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<v Speaker 2>just watched the third season the other night, and I really,

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<v Speaker 2>I really am, like every time I watch one of

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<v Speaker 2>those seasons, I'm like a different person afterwards.

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<v Speaker 3>Such a lovely show you've watched, and fun and everybody

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<v Speaker 3>on it's so great, so wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm crying, I'm laughing, I'm ala.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a fantastic And I've just started season two

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<v Speaker 3>and the word exploitative is maybe one of the most difficult.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got to just find a different word because it's

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<v Speaker 3>to stumble in the middle there. I don't know that

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<v Speaker 3>anyone can just.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't It should be exploitive.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it exploitive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it might be. Wait then, where do I

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<v Speaker 2>get the tutive? Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that one?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that weird words? It's just become its own word,

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<v Speaker 3>or I mean I'm right at my computer here, I

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<v Speaker 3>can just we've all we all jump at our devices.

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<v Speaker 2>Exploitive, exploitive, exploitative.

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<v Speaker 3>Exploitative is a word, and that is the word we're looking.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't know that exploitive is a word. I

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<v Speaker 3>think exploitive is kind of the Yeah, exploitative, you say it, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I really I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking at rough draft. Okay, exploitative. Well we did it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is gift or a curse. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>name three things. You're going to tell me if there

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<v Speaker 3>are a gift or a curse? And why there are

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<v Speaker 3>right answers are wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Answer?

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<v Speaker 3>No, have lost people have one. People have done average jobs,

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<v Speaker 3>so just be careful. Number one, this is a listener

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<v Speaker 3>suggestion from someone named Jesse. Jesse suggested gift her a

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<v Speaker 3>curse breakfast in bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi Jesse, First of all, thank you for your statement suggestion. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>to me, it's a curse. I absolutely love breakfast so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't miss it. I don't miss it is what I

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<v Speaker 2>meant by that, I don't skip it.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the obvious thing. It's the crumbs in bed. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the like you're not sitting correctly. You're what are your

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<v Speaker 2>legs folded?

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<v Speaker 3>Where?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing? Like? This is not you are

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<v Speaker 2>not comfortable. It's totally a novelty. It's the thing of

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want it. You don't actually want it, you

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<v Speaker 2>think you want it. There are ways to do this

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<v Speaker 2>without doing breakfast in bed on the couch is fine.

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<v Speaker 2>You can still be cozy. You don't have to like

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<v Speaker 2>be at the dinner table, but you're not doing it

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<v Speaker 2>in bed. Don't do it in bed. You will wish

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't. Your butt's gonna be too low, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be sitting crisscross, Damn apple sauce, you're spilling your coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>It's think about it for ten seconds and you know

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<v Speaker 2>that it's it's a a curse. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, pass, You're absolutely right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yay.

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<v Speaker 3>The only situation where this is appropriate is the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly why And that's a you don't like you

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<v Speaker 2>want to get out of there as soon as possible.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand how this thing rose in popularity. It

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't every time. I mean, it's never actually happened to me,

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<v Speaker 3>thank god, but it's one of the I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>it was basically made.

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<v Speaker 2>For like moms. And dads on commercials on commercials. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's basically Mother's day, Father's Day and like post sex

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<v Speaker 2>in a in a in a in a movie. Right yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I made you breakfast in bed? Why is

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<v Speaker 2>it either just post sex or Mother's Day or Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's either like a hot guy being like I made

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<v Speaker 2>you breakfast in bed, or like a little kid. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a damn pass or it is a curse. It's an

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<v Speaker 2>absolute curse. If you think anything different, you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>You're wrong, and you haven't tried it. You're an absolute pervert.

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<v Speaker 3>That's you need to be put on some sort of

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<v Speaker 3>perversion list. And uh, Jesse, I hope that you were

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<v Speaker 3>also on our side for this. Okay, so excellent job

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<v Speaker 3>with that one. Number two gif to a curse becoming

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<v Speaker 3>a prisoner in your own home.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is a tough one because I guess there's

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<v Speaker 2>a few ways of looking at it. Becoming a prisoner

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<v Speaker 2>in your own home. Okay, So if this, like, if

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<v Speaker 2>it's becoming a prisoner in jail or in your own home,

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<v Speaker 2>the gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Is if it's the option between right two.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's being a free person walking the streets or

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<v Speaker 2>becoming a prisoner in your own home. It's a curse.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you unders saying what I'm saying? It depends on

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<v Speaker 2>how you break you out. Well, we're just talking about

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<v Speaker 2>I said a string of words. You've got to nail

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<v Speaker 2>it down. Becoming a prisoner in your own home. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no comma, there's no colon, there's no dot dot dot,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no dash.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just you re emerged to society after ten years

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<v Speaker 3>and say I was a prisoner in my own home.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a curse. It's much better to be a free

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<v Speaker 2>person walking the streets. That's the options you gave me, doll.

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<v Speaker 3>Darcy round.

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<v Speaker 2>No, who gets I mean, how often do you get

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<v Speaker 2>the opportunity to becoming We've had it for the last

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<v Speaker 2>two and a half years. We've been there.

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<v Speaker 3>We've been there an exception. This, what what we've just

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<v Speaker 3>been through was not we were not prisoners in our

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<v Speaker 3>own homes. Becoming a prisoner in your own home, I

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<v Speaker 3>think is a very specific type of drama, like Rapunzel

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<v Speaker 3>kind of azel situation. Maybe you were, uh, couldn't stop

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<v Speaker 3>watching your favorite TV show and so you became a

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<v Speaker 3>prisoner to the TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, it's something that.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, you throw that out in conversation. I was a

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<v Speaker 3>prisoner in my own home. Everyone in the room's looking

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<v Speaker 3>at you. You've been through it.

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<v Speaker 2>You have attention on you.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you're somebody, if you're an attention seeker,

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<v Speaker 3>I can give you one hint. Become a prisoner in

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<v Speaker 3>your own home. Okay, that's great for between five days

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<v Speaker 3>and a long years.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, five days in a long year.

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<v Speaker 3>I think before five days, it's just like, oh, you

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<v Speaker 3>were sick.

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<v Speaker 2>You were sick, you had COVID.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, laid out for a few days. After five days,

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<v Speaker 3>you become a prisoner in your own home, and you

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<v Speaker 3>have something to talk about. Nothing ever has to happen

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<v Speaker 3>to you again. You have a conversation topic for years.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, are you okay? Okay, you just hang out

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<v Speaker 2>at home. Yeah, it was great.

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<v Speaker 3>Courses kind of forced you into your own home and

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<v Speaker 3>you you were trapped. But on the bright side, you

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<v Speaker 3>didn't have to make plans.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's true. Okay, we're gonna agree to disagree on

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<v Speaker 2>this one.

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<v Speaker 3>But I love that for you certainly, not a matter

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<v Speaker 3>of opinion. Uh okay, well, let's see if you can

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<v Speaker 3>turn it around here. This listener wrote in without a name,

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<v Speaker 3>So listener, yeah, the fact that you're not getting credit

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<v Speaker 3>is your problem. But listener wrote in and said, gift

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<v Speaker 3>he a curse, throw the ax date night. So one

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<v Speaker 3>of these things we go and throw axes for a date.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that this? Did this person say that in such

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<v Speaker 2>a weird way? Or do I just not know what?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>What does it say they.

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<v Speaker 3>Throw the axe, throw the date night? Just one string

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<v Speaker 3>of words?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a place called throw the axe? I actually

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<v Speaker 2>that's interesting because the T and the are capital okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so that must be a place.

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<v Speaker 3>Might be like a chain of places are called throw

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<v Speaker 3>the axe.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like this is as if they're saying, go to

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<v Speaker 2>the move no, no, no, like cinemark like.

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<v Speaker 3>Like date yeah yeah yeah yeah, or why don't we

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<v Speaker 3>do a mark.

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<v Speaker 2>Date garden date night? Like I think that's what they're

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<v Speaker 2>running at. That makes sense. I think I think, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm I think this is a gift. Okay. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's fun to mix up a date night when

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<v Speaker 2>you do like a like a batting cage's date night

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<v Speaker 2>or a cinema date night, or throw the act date night.

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<v Speaker 2>You always go you know what this was actually really fun,

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<v Speaker 2>and you don't want to do it again. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna, yeah, I think this. Yeah, exactly one

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<v Speaker 2>of you is gonna say, you know what, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>actually want to do this, but I'm really glad we did.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to do our usual thing. But you

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<v Speaker 2>really brought it this night, had something this particular right,

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<v Speaker 2>And for that, you're gonna get it whatever that means

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<v Speaker 2>to you. Huh, maybe more.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where you're at with your person, but

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<v Speaker 2>but I do think it's fun in new relationships and

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<v Speaker 2>old to mix it up and also a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of not compromise. But if your partner is wanting to

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<v Speaker 2>throw the act date night m hm, you might want

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<v Speaker 2>to just try it. It might not be for you,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's going to be a gift as long as

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<v Speaker 2>no one gets killed, as long as no one gets

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<v Speaker 2>axed in the damn head. It's going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>gift to your relationship. Oh maybe shared before you say this.

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<v Speaker 2>It might be a ship. You might both hate it,

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<v Speaker 2>and even that's a gift to the relationship as long

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<v Speaker 2>as you're in it together. A new experience that you're

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<v Speaker 2>in together, you're you're you're communicating, you're experiencing, You're you're

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<v Speaker 2>on the same team about that's a damn gift, babe,

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<v Speaker 2>prove me wrong. Curse. Okay, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't thrown the ax. I've never been on a

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<v Speaker 3>throw the ax date night. But I'm I'm truly just

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<v Speaker 3>getting comfortable with bowling the idea of going somewhere and

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<v Speaker 3>they're allowing me to throw the axe, and like we're

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<v Speaker 3>looking at like what, No, don't take me on the

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<v Speaker 3>date night to throw the ax.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>I want nothing to do with this. This is a

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<v Speaker 3>trend we're going to look back on in ten years

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<v Speaker 3>and remember throw the ax. Remember throw the axe, and

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<v Speaker 3>now they're all cricket wireless. I don't think so. If

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<v Speaker 3>throw the Ax is a company, my apologies I just have.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, look, if have you read the face of throwing.

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<v Speaker 2>The exactly if we need to put a sticker over

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<v Speaker 2>throw the axe.

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<v Speaker 3>We know where to go throw the axe.

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<v Speaker 2>Invite me in.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll try throwing the axe and see if I want

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<v Speaker 3>to be your spokes yeah yeah, or spokes model.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have to be the spokes model live yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>spokes model and throw the axe. You know, you know

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<v Speaker 2>obviously who to come to, because I was very pro

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<v Speaker 2>you from the beginning. There's no way you would go

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<v Speaker 2>with him which loves to throw the ax. Is the opportunity,

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<v Speaker 2>so we would actually be pretty good at it. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like, and I think that's actually have a good attitude.

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<v Speaker 2>I go in and I'm you're already yeah, yeah, don't

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<v Speaker 2>take me to the batting cages. I'll tell you that

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<v Speaker 2>right now, I cannot hit a ball. Take me to

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<v Speaker 2>the bat in cages immediately.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's terrifying to have the essentially a gun shooting,

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<v Speaker 3>but you can.

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<v Speaker 2>You can adjust the speed. Well, no speed of a mull.

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<v Speaker 3>Applying at me is a great speed, all right, Well

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<v Speaker 3>unless it's been rolled on the ground. And I have

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<v Speaker 3>a like a croquete.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that sounds fun. Why don't they have croquete

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<v Speaker 2>cage cage? That sounds great. Take me to the damn

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<v Speaker 2>croquee pops it back at you and you just tap

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<v Speaker 2>it back. That's a little bit like mini golf, ish

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<v Speaker 2>larger mini golf, but mini golf. Just because we have

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<v Speaker 2>many golf doesn't mean we can't have another thing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>throw the axe. People, if you're listening, when the company

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<v Speaker 2>an idea for you, come to I'll give you the address.

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<v Speaker 2>The backyard is beautiful, there's two.

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<v Speaker 3>This could be the area for the new croquete.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I would. I would play. I would play

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<v Speaker 2>croquete cages or whatever we want to call it. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that sounds great. I would totally do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to be trapped in a croquete cage

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<v Speaker 3>for date night.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to be a prisoner in my own

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<v Speaker 2>croquete cage. Well you got one out of three. Okay, good,

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<v Speaker 2>it's bad. So what happens to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? The listener is furious. Your family has been listening.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, she was already kind of lying about books,

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<v Speaker 3>and now she gets to the game and just drops

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<v Speaker 3>the ball. I mean, but you did nail it with

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<v Speaker 3>breakfast in bed, I know, and there was no we love.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone loves to eat breakfast. People who don't eat breakfast,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>You have breakfast this morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and I say, now, I'm just what you do. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I ate breakfast, but it wasn't. It's usually my normal

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<v Speaker 3>breakfast is very utilitary it's just a protein bar and coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>But the so sorry, But like going out to a

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<v Speaker 3>diner to have breakfast, that's all I think about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>what what is your normal morning?

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<v Speaker 2>I do two scrambled eggs and like a half an

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<v Speaker 2>avocado or some tomatoes. So beautiful down you. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's too much work for me at that point. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really quick and good at it. It's my best thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I should try literally never tried to make an

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<v Speaker 2>egg in the morning. I'll make them in the afternoon

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever. I was gonna say. Do you eat eggs? Oh? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>And do you scramble them or do you flip them around?

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<v Speaker 1>All?

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<v Speaker 3>I usually scramble and I still cannot flip the flip.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the flip down. But I'm really good at eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just good at eggs. I'm not good at a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of things, bab, but I'm good at eggs, and

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah it is. I love an egg I made.

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<v Speaker 2>I made two eggs for myself, two eggs for my husband,

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<v Speaker 2>and one egg for my dog this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Mike, And there were a lot of eggs in

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<v Speaker 3>your house.

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<v Speaker 1>We do.

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<v Speaker 2>I usually have like two or three cartons at any

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<v Speaker 2>one time. It's cheap and healthy, so cheap. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so I had, yeah, two eggs. I know you're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to wrap up and I'm literally, what do you have?

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<v Speaker 3>I opened to the breakfast box.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you hear that? I went, don't cut me

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<v Speaker 2>off the ice breakfast.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't do not tempt me. I will sit here and

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<v Speaker 3>talk to you about breakfast for three hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So if you were to go to a diner, well, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you order, I would order.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm happy to say Clark Street Diner is a

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<v Speaker 3>new diner in Los Angeles thing. I am obsessed.

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<v Speaker 2>Great because there was a Clark Street near my home

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<v Speaker 2>in Brooklyn. Oh you're kidding, No, Clark Street Diner. This

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<v Speaker 2>this is a different Clark Street. Yeah, I was gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>were talking Brooklyn Heights, bab This is a.

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<v Speaker 3>Different Clark Street. Opened as a bakery in Los Angele

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<v Speaker 3>and now has expanded into the diner I have. It's

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<v Speaker 3>the cafe. It used to be by the one O

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<v Speaker 3>one there the listener loves Yeah in Los Angeles directions.

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<v Speaker 2>If they live here, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Diner clothes during the pandemic and now is a if

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<v Speaker 3>you're planning a trip to Los Angeles. This is the

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<v Speaker 3>place to go for breakfast. Okay, so it used to

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<v Speaker 3>be there, used to be a cafe, one one, coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 2>One. Oh. We're really excited to see what's popping out there.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's like a diner. I go and I say,

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<v Speaker 3>I want the diner breakfast. What comes with pancakes, hash

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<v Speaker 3>Brown's eggs. I want it so bad delicious. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to go there this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to go. Where do you go for a breakfast?

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<v Speaker 2>I like bright Spot, I like MILLI I love Millis. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I like you know, anything like that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a nice thing about breakfast. It's easy to make.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would take a I mean I like a

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<v Speaker 2>I would prefer like a diner breakfast to like a

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<v Speaker 2>fancy breakfast. Do I have look cool with the cinemas

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<v Speaker 2>like this? Do you want to move?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna scoot. I mean I could.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's time to start a podcast about breakfast because

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<v Speaker 3>I could talk about this all day. Yeah, and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>just I'm going to say two more. Why not go

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<v Speaker 3>Glorias in Highland Park.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, Glorias.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of a Mexican breakfast place. It's phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 2>Homestate is also a great one. And Homestate I'm eating

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<v Speaker 2>at constantly in a way that I think they want

1:21:14.880 --> 1:21:16.880
<v Speaker 2>me to leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And you're doing mostly

1:21:17.200 --> 1:21:20.799
<v Speaker 2>breakfast there or tacos. Yeah, and they've got great coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched my knees clovery to Homestate taco this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It was glorious. It was amazing. It was not Gloria's.

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<v Speaker 2>It was glorious. Oh yeah, okay, oh, I was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>recommend I know this is old hat at this point,

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<v Speaker 2>but really just always order a pancake for the table,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a French toaster or whatever, a.

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<v Speaker 3>Good idea, and then you don't have to commit to

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<v Speaker 3>the full pen.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I don't ever. I almost never want like a

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<v Speaker 2>gigantic plate of pancakes, but I always want a pancake.

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<v Speaker 3>You want a little taste, Get your damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Hash browns and your eggs and a biscuit or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>and then get a French toast for the table or

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<v Speaker 2>a waffle, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Matter, smart do it, just do it. And then everybody

1:21:56.880 --> 1:21:58.920
<v Speaker 3>gets a little bit of what they couldn't commit to

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<v Speaker 3>ale mail.

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<v Speaker 2>And it comes out to what a couple bucks per

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<v Speaker 2>person you can afford a couple bucks. People, if you're

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<v Speaker 2>listening to this podcast, if you're listening to this Freeze podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>well you can pay a little bit and listen about

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<v Speaker 3>That is a nice tip. We have to answer one

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<v Speaker 3>listener question, and so this is called I said no emails.

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<v Speaker 3>The listeners will write into I said no gifts at

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<v Speaker 3>gmail dot com. It's well documented that everyone of my

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<v Speaker 3>listeners has some horrible problem in their life, usually about

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<v Speaker 3>gifts or a social situation. I hate it, but I

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<v Speaker 3>am patient and I put up with it. So let's

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<v Speaker 3>answer a question.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is hello bridger and disrespectful yet charming guests.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of right, very nice. I said fuck like seven times.

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<v Speaker 3>Very disrespectful. See it says I seem to have set

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<v Speaker 3>myself up for a huge gift tornado in the month

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<v Speaker 3>of June.

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<v Speaker 2>And look, I'm just.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna apologize right up top here. This is not coming

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<v Speaker 3>out till July, so it's already. Look not my problem,

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<v Speaker 3>but we always have another June to look forward to.

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<v Speaker 3>Garbage can or something can go out of garbage. Please

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<v Speaker 3>see below for my conundrum. My husband and I got

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<v Speaker 3>married a few years ago on June fourth, which calls

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<v Speaker 3>for a yearly anniversary gift. His birthday is on June

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<v Speaker 3>twenty fourth. Now we are expecting a baby in twenty

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<v Speaker 3>twenty two, which means I am responsible for yet another

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<v Speaker 3>gift for him in June to celebrate Father's Day. Up

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<v Speaker 3>until this year, I have severely struggled with finding two

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<v Speaker 3>separate but thoughtful gifts for the same person so close together.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that Father's Day is thrown in, finding three separate,

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<v Speaker 3>thoughtful gifts is pushing me over the edge. My solution

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<v Speaker 3>is to try and find at least one gift I

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<v Speaker 3>can give him repeatedly for the same celebration every year

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<v Speaker 3>as a tradition, whether it's tickets to its favorite sports

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<v Speaker 3>team or a nice cigar. I'm not sure I could

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<v Speaker 3>use help on the gift itself, or if a tradition

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<v Speaker 3>gift is a bad idea. Please let me know some

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<v Speaker 3>facts about him. He works in construction as an electrician.

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<v Speaker 3>He's an American history buff. He is a huge sports

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<v Speaker 3>guy that loves playing sports and a fan of all

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<v Speaker 3>Major League teams.

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<v Speaker 2>UH.

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<v Speaker 3>He enjoys professional wrestling and monster truck rallies. He also

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<v Speaker 3>loves spending time outside and enjoying a nice evening on

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<v Speaker 3>our front porch. Any thoughts on how to help the

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<v Speaker 3>situation would be greatly appreciated, respectfully. H.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the most hetero man I've ever heard of

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<v Speaker 2>in my life. I'm gonna say, this man has a secret.

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<v Speaker 2>We know what to get on a little thing. With

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<v Speaker 2>all the monster truck rallies, I think we know what

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<v Speaker 2>to get him for his president.

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<v Speaker 3>Hit this man a boyfriend. Let's just put it out there, H.

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<v Speaker 2>For his birthday. Every year, you get him a like

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<v Speaker 2>a trip to province town.

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<v Speaker 3>Or like they're not going along to watch the new baby.

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<v Speaker 3>And let this husband live his life. Gay man is

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<v Speaker 3>a prisoner in his own mind. He's a prisoner in

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<v Speaker 3>his own home. Give for here's a gift. You can

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<v Speaker 3>give him a little freedom. Let him be his damn self.

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't want to be going to all of these

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<v Speaker 3>things trying.

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<v Speaker 2>To prove his masculinity. This is dark, No, not dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Secret, this secret.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah. The American history buffa at all's so on

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<v Speaker 2>the No, he doesn't care about the Civil War, when

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<v Speaker 2>Revolutionary war or when she just said a sports team

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<v Speaker 2>or a cigar. I'm like, what's up with this man?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on with him? Going on?

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<v Speaker 3>And well he's backing away. Yeah, he's absolutely backing away.

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<v Speaker 3>Poor H. I mean, my heart does go out to H.

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<v Speaker 3>She's oblivious.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I think H needs a present to herself,

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<v Speaker 2>which is I don't know, open her mind a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's there's ways around this. This could be great.

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<v Speaker 2>This could be a gift to the relationship. How about

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<v Speaker 2>a new best friend. How about a threesome? That's what

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to get him for damn Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 3>With maybe his favorite athlete. Yes, invite hang around your

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<v Speaker 3>local arena kind of cat call at the baseball players

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<v Speaker 3>or monster truck drivers. I don't know what they look like.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if that's an attractive lot.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're so cute. You give driver you only see

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<v Speaker 2>the damn truck. Yeah, it's all about let's highlight some

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<v Speaker 2>of these folks driving the truck. I think. Yeah, for

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<v Speaker 2>for one of these gifts, you're going to go to

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<v Speaker 2>a bar. You're gonna you're gonna say we were we

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<v Speaker 2>were looking at you from across the way, wondering what

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<v Speaker 2>you got going on tonight. Can I buy you a drink?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we buy you a drink?

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<v Speaker 3>We have two tickets to a Monster Truck rally, but

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<v Speaker 3>we'd love to do something with the third exactly. And uh, suddenly, everybody,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're gonna learn a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is good. This is a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and hopefully you like are paying the babysitter for

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<v Speaker 3>the entire night. Ye, this is a sleepover baby or

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<v Speaker 3>many babies with the parents, or with your grandma and

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<v Speaker 3>grandpa or what have you.

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<v Speaker 2>And in this case, breakfast and that is okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Breakfast is going to be all over bid. Let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>H I mean, I think that it's the only solution

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<v Speaker 3>to this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Otherwise it's like a professional like a pro wrestling poster. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, who do we put on? Who are some

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<v Speaker 3>pro wrestlers? I can't the rock Hulk? Are we going

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<v Speaker 3>to talk about the Hull?

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<v Speaker 2>Queen?

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<v Speaker 3>We don't put the Hulk posters?

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<v Speaker 2>No, but no, I think you I think you know

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<v Speaker 2>she's got the right idea. Just she was. She was

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<v Speaker 2>leading us down. She knew what, she knew what she

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<v Speaker 2>needed to know. She's say it a lot, and we're

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<v Speaker 2>telling you she needed it to be said on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he's listening, He's like, they're looking at each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Tears are streaming down both of their faces. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>to us. So yeah, you're going to have a nice,

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<v Speaker 2>thick threesome for Father's Day. It's gonna be great.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Age, I'm so glad you wrote in Hey, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>just a life improved. Let's be honest, Darcy, we did

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<v Speaker 3>a perfect job.

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<v Speaker 2>We really did.

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<v Speaker 3>I have got truly and fifty dollars worth of guests.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's just incredible. I have a Gwyneth's purse

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<v Speaker 3>load of gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>You. You did me a favor. You understand I needed

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<v Speaker 2>to get rid of you.

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<v Speaker 3>That your home is just overflowing with new age things

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<v Speaker 3>that kind of have kind of cloudy health.

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<v Speaker 2>Bet yeah, yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe it changes me, it improves, maybe it fixes

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<v Speaker 3>all of my produce.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it will. Thank you for being here. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a wonderful to me.

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<v Speaker 3>A pleasure listener. Now you can go. You've gotten tips,

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<v Speaker 3>you've gotten uh information, You've gone all sorts of things

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<v Speaker 3>through this podcast, and I hope you can kind of

1:28:31.840 --> 1:28:35.000
<v Speaker 3>incorporate those into your daily life or if you're like me,

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<v Speaker 3>you will hear tips and advice and just kind of

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<v Speaker 3>put it aside and then just continue to live your

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<v Speaker 3>normal life. That's also I guess that's fine. But you

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<v Speaker 3>now the podcast is over, so you've got to move

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<v Speaker 3>on and come again soon. Take care, I love you,

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<v Speaker 3>Bye bye. I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production.

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<v Speaker 3>It's produced by our dear friend Elise Nelson, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>beautifully mixed by John Bradley. The theme song, of course,

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<v Speaker 3>could only come from a miracle worker, Amy Mann. You

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<v Speaker 3>must follow the show on Instagram at I said no gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

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<v Speaker 3>get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>He lie?

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<v Speaker 2>Invit?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear? Thought a man myself perfectly clear, But

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<v Speaker 1>you're a guess to me.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no guests.

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<v Speaker 1>Your presences presence enough. I'm already had too much stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you

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<v Speaker 2>Dad to survey me