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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for having me. I'm so sorry

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Speaker 3: Are you a reader?

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Speaker 2: My aunt wrote a book.

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Speaker 2: God damn it. Jason, thank you so much. That was wonderful.

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Speaker 3: Blood that's kind of what you were I was saying,

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Speaker 3: I'll say herb, yeah, but herb as a name. My

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah right, herbs, good nerdy herbs. Blood leaf. You

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Speaker 2: That sounds right. Oh god, We've gotten through so.

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Speaker 3: Much here Ace the Leaves, and we're not even too

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Speaker 2: I have to I have to before you get into it.

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Speaker 2: you if you haven't yet listeners. But you, guys, he

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Speaker 2: You like, here's what Here's what I use. Yoga block

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Speaker 2: And you're still on your grass or whatever, your beautiful

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Speaker 2: Spare it the blood leaf or whatever their gorgeous blood leaf. Okay. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: You could do that, you know, could sit on it

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Speaker 2: if you were giving your dog a bath. You know

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Speaker 3: I bathed my dog in the shower.

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Speaker 2: Oh you do. How is your dog? She's the same

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Speaker 3: Wow, okay, So now I mean I kind of won

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Speaker 2: I mean I lost because I thought they were the same.

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Speaker 2: What sort of dog is yours? She's a pit. She's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, our dog is an American bulldog that we thought

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Speaker 3: Oh, she almost looks like a laboratory.

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Speaker 2: She does look like she's When we got her, they

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Speaker 2: expensive dog kennel. No don't, we don't. We don't do

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Speaker 2: you know it's kind of one I can write right it.

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00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 3: Is just beautiful dogs, Yeah, yours. So you're getting in

438
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,119
Speaker 3: the shower with the dog. Yes, I'm getting in the

439
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 3: shower with my dog.

440
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 2: Picture it, listener, Just gorgeous people and their dogs. Yeah.

441
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 2: Do you do it alone? I do it alone. I

442
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,400
Speaker 2: put on a swim suit. Can't have it just things

443
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 2: swing out.

444
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:34,400
Speaker 3: I don't need to be naked with the dog. It's

445
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 3: a you know, it's father daughter time to we're just

446
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,000
Speaker 3: taking we're in the pool.

447
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 2: Essentially. I totally do the same thing. I have these

448
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,639
Speaker 2: little like a sports bra on these little shorts. I

449
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 2: could just put on a baby suit. I don't know

450
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 2: why I don't.

451
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I occasionally will, do you know, underwear or whatever,

452
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 3: But suit works better. Yeah, swim suit drives drives off.

453
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 2: So like a swimsuit doesn't get that much action. No,

454
00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:00,680
Speaker 2: maybe like once a year, one to ten times a year, right,

455
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 2: and if you're doing a if you're incorporating your swimsuit

456
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,199
Speaker 2: into your dog bathing, that's gonna double its usage.

457
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 3: For me, that's one every once every ten days. This

458
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 3: dog has to have allergy shampoo. So we're getting in there.

459
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 3: I'm telling her what a good dog she is, over

460
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,359
Speaker 3: and over and over for probably fifteen minutes, and you

461
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 3: have to pick her up and put her in the

462
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 3: shower or she comes willingly. Although it's like one of

463
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 3: these situations where I have to put the leash on.

464
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,639
Speaker 3: I offer her a treat, Okay, she won't take it.

465
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 3: There's one time of the week that she knows that

466
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 3: that's where that's headed. But she also knows that she's

467
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 3: going to have a leash. I'm like, why not at

468
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 3: least get the tree.

469
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 2: And it's funny because Penny also doesn't want to be bathed,

470
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 2: and then once she's in, she's fine, but she doesn't

471
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 2: want to. But we always, Jason and I always were like,

472
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 2: you're going to be rubbed for ten minutes. You want,

473
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 2: we are going to rub you for ten minutes, you fool. Okay,

474
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 2: here's a little tip if this would help. I smear

475
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Speaker 2: peanut butter on the shower wall. Can you picture, Oh

476
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 2: my god, that's not a huge glot, but just a

477
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 2: little bit, so that she's like standing there licking the shower.

478
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 2: Was so smart. Free We use peanut butter to get

479
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 2: her to take every other pill exactly brilliant. At least

480
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 2: try it for a month and then she'll get over it.

481
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 2: I'm sure. So smart.

482
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 3: Okay, and peanut butter, you know the dogs obsessed they do. Okay, Well,

483
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 3: it sounds like you're just trying to kind of distract

484
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 3: me from the issue at hand. So you agreed to

485
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 3: be on I said, no gifts my podcast. At some

486
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 3: point in the past, I was thrilled. I was so

487
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 3: excited that Darcy is so funny. We'll have a great time.

488
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 3: There's no she's not going to pull anything. She's not

489
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 3: going to try to, you know, get the attention on her,

490
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 3: she's going to allow me to have all the attention.

491
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 3: So I was a little surprised while that bird.

492
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I was a little surprised when.

493
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 3: You kind of sauntered into my backyard holding a bag.

494
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, kind of singing I have a gift for you.

495
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 3: Look what I brought, right, I wasn't quite sure what

496
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 3: that meant. But now you kind of put it together. Yeah,

497
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 3: I've kind of put the pieces together. So I have

498
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 3: to ask, is this a gift for me?

499
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, but it is. Okay, I know, I know,

500
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 2: and I know that that was like really clear in

501
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 2: the email. If that's not what this is, not even

502
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 2: not what it's about, it's like really frowned upon.

503
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 3: Right, I mean absolutely forbidden. I think forbidden is the

504
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 3: only word. I think that that's kind of in all

505
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,719
Speaker 3: caps in the email.

506
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 2: It's just it's the hard part, of course, is that

507
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 2: I've never been to your house.

508
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 3: Sure as a loophole, yeah, kind of dodging blame any

509
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 3: way you can.

510
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just such a sweet Midwestern goal Okay,

511
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,919
Speaker 2: well I'm from the Barrier, but you know what I mean,

512
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 2: you put off a Midwestern you. I think that that's

513
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 2: a wonderful thing. Well, do you want me to open

514
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,120
Speaker 2: it here on the podcast? I do, Yeah, do you mind?

515
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 2: I just want to see you. I just want to

516
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 2: see what it is. I mean, I know what it is,

517
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 2: but I want to see you see what it is.

518
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm happy to open it, and I want.

519
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 2: You to know that the bag is part of the gift.

520
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful bag, isn't it. This is like a

521
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 3: thick fabric.

522
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: I know.

523
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 2: I kind of want to tell you what's going on

524
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 2: before you get of course, let's here. Okay, here's what

525
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 2: it is. I went through my house and gave you

526
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 2: a bunch of stuff that I don't really want, untouched, unused,

527
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 2: great things, but things that I'm like, I haven't opened

528
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 2: this for a reason, but they're great things. There are

529
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 2: things that I would give it to my sisters, things

530
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: that my aunt's, my uncle's, whoever comes over. I don't

531
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 2: want them, and I really want you to have.

532
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 3: I can't wait to dive into this.

533
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: And it's just one hundred dollars bills and I'm just

534
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 2: strewed about your house. I also put a sticker over

535
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 2: each of the name brands because I don't want any

536
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: of the brands to feel like I didn't. That makes sense.

537
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 3: You can ace hardware so.

538
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: You feel free to peel the stickers off later, but

539
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 2: on air.

540
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 3: You will speaking brand name.

541
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's get into that. Okay, it's a kind

542
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: of I knew, I do know that you will use

543
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: that bag. The bag looks I've only met you one time,

544
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: but I know I can see you this bag.

545
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 3: Bags and books are two things where I'm like, when

546
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 3: the bags are my current bag start to have a

547
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 3: hole in it, I begin to panic. Will my next bag?

548
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 2: Honey?

549
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 3: Okay, listener, this is it's not a gift bag. It's

550
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 3: like a thick thing, so you're not going to hear

551
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,479
Speaker 3: any crunching.

552
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 2: What do we call that a tote bag?

553
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 3: It's like a toad's almost the shoulder.

554
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great. It's it's gray and black and white stripe.

555
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. It's really cute. I kind of feel guilty

556
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 2: he just said the brand. It's okay, let's see. Okay, first,

557
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 2: I know you have a dog. Wait, pet accessories. Oh god,

558
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, don't say the brand. I'm not gonna this is.

559
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 3: I actually have no idea what I'm looking at great,

560
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 3: great Great. I won't say the brand, because there was

561
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 3: a very cute stick. Stickers are cute.

562
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 2: Do you want to do? You want to help?

563
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: You?

564
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 2: Like? And it looks like, as far as I can tell,

565
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 2: some sort of crystal product. Crystal product. What it's a

566
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 2: little much for me. There's it's I think it's water

567
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 2: goes in the container, okay, and there's a crystal in there,

568
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: and then I think you press the button and then

569
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 2: your dog can drink out of the Yeah, and maybe

570
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 2: the crystal is like really good for your dog's health

571
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 2: or something poison. Yeah, I don't want it.

572
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it almost looks like an ice cream scool. Yes,

573
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 3: it does, like a giant or like a snowball rower.

574
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 3: But it's like a clear jar with a like an

575
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 3: onyx crystal in the back.

576
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 2: Crystal.

577
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 3: This is a fascinating I mean it's a real pseudo science. Yes, uh,

578
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 3: who knows what will happen, but this is perfect.

579
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 2: I can take. There's a little crunchy crunch and when

580
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 2: I got it, I thought, oh, I love this, and

581
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 2: then I I did not ever want to open it again.

582
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,199
Speaker 2: I just it's like I would I guess i'd want

583
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 2: it for a walk. But I'm never going to take

584
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: a big old bowl or I mean, oh, oh, I

585
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 2: guess you could just give it to your dog anytime.

586
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 3: To me, it's like a walking right, It's not like

587
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 3: when I'm at the house the dog has water.

588
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 2: She's not going to drink out of a goddamn like

589
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 2: ice cream scoop unless you put in maybe some bone broth. Okay,

590
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 2: but sorry you guys. He laughs on me a lot,

591
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 2: but he doesn't silently, so you don't know that I'm

592
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: actually being stone.

593
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 3: I'm Darcy. Please not stop stop stopping shows.

594
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 2: You're doing the like the like your time is up. Yeah, okay,

595
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: so that is something. Yeah, So anyway, for a walk

596
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 2: or a hike, I would use one of those like

597
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: collapsible bowls, oh, because I don't want bulky shit on

598
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 2: me when I'm on a hike with my dog.

599
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 3: So was the collapsible one like a fabric thing.

600
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 2: It's like a plasticky rubbery thing and it just like

601
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 2: flattens to like a rubber disk, and then you can.

602
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 3: Pop it out like a like a So you're taking

603
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 3: your dog on hikes?

604
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 2: I am? How often? Well often? I was? She's well, okay,

605
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 2: here's what I was about to do. This is a

606
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 2: this is a problem of mine. Okay, ready, let's just

607
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: get into it. You said, how often are you taking

608
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: your dogs on walks? Yes, okay, My brain goes, well,

609
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 2: she's sick right now, so you're not really taking her

610
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: on walks that often, right, So exactly. So I'm like,

611
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 2: but we don't need to get into the sickness. It's

612
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 2: just sad. Think about pre sick right, So it's pre

613
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 2: sick Okay, let's like during early COVID, well, like everything

614
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: pre sickness. We're going on a walk every day, right,

615
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 2: We're going on a hike with a water maybe like

616
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 2: once or twice a week, and we're talking about three

617
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 2: or four miles.

618
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: That's a lot of hiking.

619
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 2: And maybe you're a little bit but on a good

620
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 2: day or a good week, that's what we're doing.

621
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 3: Well, even once a week a hike.

622
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 2: I live right next to a great HiPE.

623
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 3: Oh okay, So it's just walk out the door, literally,

624
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 3: not really planning it, okay.

625
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 2: And the dog and enjoys. She loves it, she lives

626
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 2: for it. Right now, she's bored. His hell, what's wrong?

627
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 2: Get bored, honey?

628
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: This is gonna be Oh, she gonna be okay, She'll

629
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 3: be okay, Okay, as long as we know she's gonna

630
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 3: be okay, she'll be okay.

631
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: I don't know she'll be. How old is she? She's eight?

632
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 2: Dog is also I know she's really young. Pits are

633
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: prone to like mass cell tumors. Do you know you

634
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 2: had one of Okay, we had it removed, So Pennys

635
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: have on. I know, everything's okay. You know, Penny had

636
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 2: four of them, and we've got them all, gotten them

637
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,959
Speaker 2: all removed, and this last one has been a doozy.

638
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: And it's been since it's been like nine months. You've

639
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 2: got to be kidding me. Where was it? It's on

640
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: her like back leg, and we've done chemo and we've

641
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 2: done surgery and we're we've done radiation and it's you know,

642
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: she's great. I mean, she's great. She's like she's don't

643
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 2: she's just a trooper and she's amazing. Jason and I

644
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 2: are like absolutely, I don't even know. Like we're like

645
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 2: we are dead. We died nine months ago. We're floating

646
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 2: through this life.

647
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: Now.

648
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 2: This has been like the most rollercoastery like nine months

649
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 2: that have gone by in the blink of an eye

650
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 2: and also have been so long. It's it's you know,

651
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: when you're when the thing you love is not doing that,

652
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 2: that is not a fun experience. Now, So guys, either

653
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: cut this out or amplify it, put an echo behind it.

654
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 3: Let's all just think about Penny for one second. Please

655
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 3: give this crystal never was able to do.

656
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 2: This is the thing. I'm like, would the crystal cure cancer?

657
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 2: I don't think so, but if it does, let me know,

658
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 2: And then I'm going to.

659
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 3: Come back over here and take a back kind of

660
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 3: a communal crystal. Yeah, oh my god. Okay, well we

661
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 3: have other items to get into here, so we might

662
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 3: as well just let's see here. Okay, this is since

663
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 3: sense and again we're not saying the brand, and it

664
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 3: kind of matches the crystal.

665
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 2: It's a great vibe.

666
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 3: But I can't imagine they're doggings.

667
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 2: They're not doing sense and things with like incense and candles, like,

668
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 2: I know, this is a good smell. I don't like it.

669
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 3: Interesting, it's a very it's all.

670
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: It's great. Yeah, why don't you freaking tell them everything?

671
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. It's uh, it's like if I you know,

672
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 2: especially with candles and incense and scented things if you

673
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 2: or even like creams and perfumes. If there's anything about

674
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 2: the smell for me at least that's off, I'll just

675
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 2: never use it. Well, I hope not right right. It's

676
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 2: not a bad smell. It's not like a rotten smell.

677
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 2: It's nothing. It's nothing, there's nothing off about it. It

678
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 2: just doesn't sit right with me, so I don't want it.

679
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 2: I think it smells nice. I have very low tolerance.

680
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 2: I mean actually a very high tolerance for smells. I'm

681
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 2: crazy about smells. What are your favorite smells? Oh, I

682
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 2: like for candles and stuff like that. I like like

683
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: a like a spearmint or like, oh, like a I

684
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 2: say spearmint because the candle I'm thinking of is like

685
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 2: winter spearmint or something like that. I love that. I

686
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 2: like like a spearmint, you know, that classic candle smell.

687
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: I like like a minty, wintery kind of an herb. Yeah,

688
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 2: like a herb herbie. Thank you, thank you for the reminder.

689
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think I've ever had a spearmint any

690
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 3: outside of a gum, which I do think is an

691
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 3: underrated gum.

692
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 2: It's a great gum. It's you know, it is another

693
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: great gum, underrated for youth, cinnamon, cinnamon. It's such a

694
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 2: Grandpa gum.

695
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 3: I love a big Red. I love a big bread.

696
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 3: What are we talking about with big Red? Is it

697
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 3: a sugar gum or have they gone to a sugar

698
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 3: free Oh.

699
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 2: My god, I don't really know about sugar and sugar

700
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 2: free gums. I can only eat a sugar free gum

701
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: at this point, because what are we doing with our bodies?

702
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: Right?

703
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 3: I mean like that truly if it's a sugar gum.

704
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 2: Just so. If I'm eating like Orbit gum like that

705
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 2: for a day, thank god. Although what is this? Yeah, exactly,

706
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 2: it's doing something else bad.

707
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 3: I feel like there is a cinnamon gum that's sugar free,

708
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 3: but a big red that hard almost riddle. I know,

709
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 3: I love it.

710
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 2: I think, well, if you're saying Orbit is sugar free,

711
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: then that I feel like a lot of natural gums

712
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 2: are ship crap. Fuck that the worst, the worst, nothing,

713
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 2: do nothing. The taste goes away in thirty seconds. It's

714
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 2: just the essence said that it's gone.

715
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 3: I don't know that I've had any natural gums I

716
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 3: always reached for, and this is not branded contact at orbit.

717
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 2: Orbit. If you want two people to be the face

718
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,439
Speaker 2: of the great teeth. By the way, we have really

719
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 2: good teeth. Your teeth are so good. We both had braces, right, Yeah,

720
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 2: we both had Yeah, I got my braces. Oh is

721
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 2: this good or what? I had my braces basically not

722
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 2: basically for exactly junior high. I got them off like

723
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 2: two weeks before high school.

724
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 3: So is this now when you say junior high?

725
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 2: For me? It was middle school, seventh to ninth grade,

726
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 2: sixth and eighth, okay, and then I got it off

727
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 2: like a week or two before, right, and wants the

728
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 2: French me? And the answer was kind of a lot of.

729
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 3: People oppos experience, but I wasn't. I simply was not.

730
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 2: You were putting it out.

731
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 3: God knows what would have happened had I.

732
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was leading tooth first. Yeah, I was.

733
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 3: Seventh to ninth grade. And then the feeling the freedom

734
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 3: you're flying. Do you have a permanent retainer?

735
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 2: I wish I did.

736
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 3: I did for a long time until last year.

737
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: That has one, and I'm jealous.

738
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 3: But your teeth are perfectly stroked.

739
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 2: Well, I am getting a teeny little gap on my

740
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 2: in my front teeth as of when it's something that

741
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 2: my retainer would keep closed. Okay, and I still have

742
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 2: my retainer. It has so long, like ten years. I

743
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 2: could put it in and like I could put it

744
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 2: in tonight and maybe take like five advil and be

745
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 2: able to get through that. Yeah, but it would really hurt.

746
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 2: It would hurt.

747
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I feel like.

748
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 2: I'd be afraid I couldn't get it out.

749
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. No, your teeth are in a perfect

750
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 3: spot now. I feel like they're not going to move anymore. No,

751
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 3: they look fantastic. Yeah, last year I thought, you know,

752
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 3: the permanent retainer had been part of my experience for

753
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 3: over a decade. It was like, let's get rid of this.

754
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 2: My sister says I when she got her little permanent retainer,

755
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 2: I said, when will they take that off? And she goes,

756
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 2: the pry it off my cold dead body. The archaeologist

757
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 2: will find it exactly. That's what I was afraid. I

758
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 2: feel like she was like eleven when she said that,

759
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 2: and it really killed me. It was really funny. She

760
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 2: remains funny.

761
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not for me. They won't find that in

762
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 3: my scout.

763
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 2: But also I got to say a little, a little

764
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 2: or a lot of like teeth crookedness is so cute.

765
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you want a little carricter.

766
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 2: What are we doing here.

767
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 3: We don't need a fully deranged mouth.

768
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, like, although I should get a couple of

769
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 2: deranged mouths that I wouldn't mind getting in. Yeah. I

770
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: feel like character is really all that Matt totally and

771
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 2: flossing and brushing. Yes, the hygiene and character be clean.

772
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 3: But baby, yeah, have a snaggle tooth.

773
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 2: Go fill it.

774
00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 3: Orbit and sticks you like a spearman. I also love

775
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 3: a factory.

776
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess here's what I was ready for it.

777
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 2: I love a minty, wintery smell in the winter. I

778
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,760
Speaker 2: love a citrusy smell in the summer. That makes perfect sense.

779
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 3: I was talking to Anally's prior to the podcast because

780
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 3: we were drinking some lacroix, and Oaly's told me that

781
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:22,280
Speaker 3: their favorite winter Lacroix flavor is coconut wait.

782
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 2: Winter, Okay, no, no, no, I don't I don't disagree.

783
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 2: You don't like coconut or you're saying for winter.

784
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 3: I found it fascinating. I thought it was a very

785
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 3: interesting like curling up by the fire with a coconut

786
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 3: lacourie doesn't quite make sense.

787
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 2: I'm with you, But which one makes more sense?

788
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 3: None of them?

789
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? So yeah, stain away from lacray in the winter

790
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 2: here in Los Angeles.

791
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 3: I mean, I will say, an early winter morning with

792
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 3: a pomegranate flo or not pomegranate grapefruit flavor makes sense?

793
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but isn't grapefruit also? Okay? An early morning winterry.

794
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 2: Hold on, we're drinking Lacroix in the morning.

795
00:37:54,320 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 3: That's describing as someone who's losing their Yeah.

796
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 2: Wake up, Papa Lacroix. Are you my bacon and you

797
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 2: got it? Are you? Are you a coffee? A coffee?

798
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 2: I'm a huge.

799
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 3: Coffee me too? Are you coffee? First thing in the morning?

800
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: The second I opened my sort of coffee? Uh, hot coffee,

801
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 2: coffee hot. I could do hot coffee all day, even

802
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 2: on a hot day. Wow. Now, I do love a

803
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 2: nice coffee, but I tend to gravitate towards hot coffee.

804
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 3: Do you have do you have cold coffee available in

805
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 3: the morning?

806
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 2: Uh? No, I'd have to go get you have to go, yeah,

807
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 2: or I'd have to fucking put in Sorry, Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry,

808
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,240
Speaker 2: just just absolutely saying fuck for no reason.

809
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 3: Just podcast for some reason is rated explicit, which I

810
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 3: find very funny.

811
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 2: That is funny, just the option. But I mean, I

812
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 2: don't mind swearing, and I don't and I think I've

813
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 2: sworn a time or two today. But I didn't mean

814
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 2: to say it there, I fully unnecessary.

815
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,720
Speaker 3: The listener is wagging their fingers.

816
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 2: They go no, no, no, none. On my watch, he's

817
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 2: just kind of backing away more than about away. We

818
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 2: don't want this person as a spokesman. But American libraries

819
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 2: are like color intrigued.

820
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 3: Yes, coffee in the morning. You're a hot coffee drinker.

821
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:05,959
Speaker 3: I'm a cold coffee drinker.

822
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: You might have to have it, Okay, So how do

823
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 2: you do a cold coffee? Do you buy cold brew? No?

824
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 2: I make cold brew you once a week. Cute.

825
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 3: It's a whole toddy system. Taught myself to use it.

826
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,439
Speaker 3: It's incredible, amazing. It's changed my life in one way, yeah,

827
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 3: not in multiple maybe.

828
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 2: But also like I would say, like having a thing

829
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 2: like that changes, Like it's not just that you're drinking

830
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 2: good coffee that you love in the morning, it's that

831
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: like once a week, it's a little bit of I

832
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,479
Speaker 2: don't know, like I was about to say, like God,

833
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 2: but it's a little bit of what is it? It's

834
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: like having like a routine and a ritual, you know,

835
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: like this is my time to do this thing. Didn't

836
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 2: you find so many of those over like the early pandemic.

837
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 1: Oh?

838
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: I basically found that, Yeah, making baking, making, Yeah, it

839
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: feels so many little things. Making soup like a big

840
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 2: thing I got into over the pandemic was like calm posting.

841
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: I would spend so much of my time breaking food down, like.

842
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 3: Had you done it prior to never barely knew what

843
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 3: it was? Now you're addicted.

844
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 2: Now now I'm addicted. And although some of the composted

845
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 2: soil that we've used, maybe I didn't compost it enough

846
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 2: because a tomato plant grown out, like I just had

847
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 2: like a regular old house plant, and I put in

848
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 2: some of the compost soil on top and then a

849
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 2: tomato plant and killed the plant. Yeah, took over. But

850
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 2: now we have one little tiny tomato growing and that's

851
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 2: kind of.

852
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 3: Rat That's fantastic, And what what a hopeful message. I know,

853
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 3: but anything can grow out of garbage, that's right.

854
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,399
Speaker 2: Whoa take that? Take that? If you take anything from

855
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 2: this podcast. If you take anything for the last two

856
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 2: and a half years, anything can grow. I think there's

857
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 2: something there.

858
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 3: Anything can grow from trash. I don't.

859
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 2: I don't need that. I'm not I'm like, what does

860
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 2: that mean? But I like it.

861
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 3: That feels like something that could at least go on

862
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 3: a wall, a pillow or something. And as long as

863
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 3: you don't give it a second thought, you're like, that's right. Yeah,

864
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 3: I feel like there's an Instagram graphic for sure, one

865
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 3: of those like pseudo you know, therapy instagram things is

866
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 3: going to have that all over there.

867
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: And then like one of those Instagrams that you follow

868
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 2: and unfollow immediately, like after a week you're like, no, no, no, no,

869
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 2: I don't want this. It was I don't want this

870
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 2: exactly exactly.

871
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 3: Okay, more, Okay, let's we've got to reach back in

872
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 3: because there are multiple okay, uh oh, there's an ice

873
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 3: sleeping mask. I will say there have been guests on

874
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 3: this podcast before who have brought a bag full of

875
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 3: items multiple times. Uh usually complete trash. Uh well, actually

876
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 3: sometimes trash, sometimes not. This is probably the nicest version

877
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 3: of b I didn't want to anything bad.

878
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 2: I didn't want to give you anything bad. I just

879
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 2: I just wanted to give you things I don't want. Okay,

880
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 2: this is an avocado ie mask, so it's like probably

881
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 2: I cream that you sleep in.

882
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 3: Do you have any idea if it's like the kind

883
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 3: of TV mom green?

884
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 2: Oh I hope it is. I do. I really hope

885
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 2: it is. There's something it's. Yeah, I'm not even going

886
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: to tell you. This would give away the product if

887
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 2: I told you too much about it.

888
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we don't want to do. I mean, I've

889
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 3: already done a keyword on the insights. So but I

890
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 3: will say that it brightens. Yeah, it brightens. Uh, it

891
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 3: has written all It's gonna be great. H people scream

892
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 3: about all.

893
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: I try about it. I love it.

894
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 3: Have you ever had an off one of those full

895
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 3: avocado masks?

896
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 2: Probably when I was I think when I was like,

897
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 2: you know, a teenager, I was. My sisters and I

898
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 2: were really into like put an egg in your hair

899
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 2: or like yeah yeah, make your own honey mask or whatever,

900
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 2: and you would do it like one time, and you'd

901
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 2: be like this, you did that work for not of

902
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: that of results. So I need to go to CVS

903
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 2: and buy a thing.

904
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't I wonder if we ever came

905
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 3: to a conclusion as a society whether that did anything.

906
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 2: I know, just smushing up and off. I feel like,

907
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 2: for sure, if you, oh god, no, I want to

908
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 2: do it. I think it's like avocado and honey and

909
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 2: this and that, like you make a little recipe right

910
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 2: and smush it on your face.

911
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 3: But it sounds that truly does. And this isn't a

912
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 3: joke to me. Sound delicious, I know, I know. It

913
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 3: sounds like I'm just get to a point where'm like,

914
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 3: why am I I want to I don't cook? Why

915
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 3: am I making a thing for my face?

916
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? When you could buy or when you could have

917
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 2: a podcast and ask people to bring you there.

918
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 3: Wow, this is fascinating. I'm very excited to give this

919
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 3: a try. I hope I don't break out. Oh god, well,

920
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 3: just I guess. Also, here's a little like here looks nice.

921
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: I don't feel like it's gonna happen. Really, honestly, I'm

922
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,479
Speaker 2: giving you only good things. I'm giving you good things

923
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 2: because here's a little secret about actresses. Are you ready

924
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 2: for this? You're gonna hate it. You're gonna hate it.

925
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 2: Listeners at home, We're gonna hate it, we get a

926
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 2: lot of free ship. And the thing is it's not

927
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 2: fair because there was so long that I was struggling.

928
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: It was so much really wanted this stuff, And now

929
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 2: the problem is that, like, it's not even that I

930
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 2: don't want this avocado I'm ask it's that I have

931
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 2: too many things like it and I'm never going to

932
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 2: get to right.

933
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 3: So you take a library items and I.

934
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 2: Know, I hear what's happening right now? I'm it because

935
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 2: I don't.

936
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 3: I don't the entertainment industry at large. What are we

937
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 3: talking about with these gift bags they're giving away?

938
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 2: It's not right.

939
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 3: Someone's got to create some sort of charity that funnels

940
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 3: all of that.

941
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 2: I bet there is, But I will tell you that

942
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: I've been to like gift baggy type of places where

943
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 2: I should shut up.

944
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 3: You've been You've been to epstein Elands?

945
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, my god, where they kind of track stuff. So

946
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 2: you want to give it to your sisters, your friends,

947
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 2: your Oh no, were they kind of track stuff? That's

948
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 2: kind of scary? Isn't that a bummer? Well?

949
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 3: You drove here today in a car with a giant

950
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 3: bar code. I thought, what's happening?

951
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 2: So but none they're not going to track any of

952
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 2: this stuff. But anyway, I I don't like to hoard things.

953
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 2: I like to I really have a well it's not

954
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 2: a problem, but I really have to use things, so

955
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: I don't I would if I like, I don't want

956
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 2: to use something and then throw it away like a

957
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 2: lot right now, girls with their makeup, Honey, they're not

958
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 2: using it down to the last drop. You got to

959
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: use it down to the last.

960
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 3: Drop, right, And you know you're what works for you,

961
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 3: know what works for you. You're not ready to experiment

962
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 3: unless you were like a eleven years old eleven You've

963
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 3: known for.

964
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 2: Years for you and every once in a while it's

965
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 2: nice to try a new avocado. I'm ask but I'm good.

966
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 3: Okay, let's let's I mean, we do have so many

967
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 3: items and this could be a record breaking episode. Sorry, Okay,

968
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 3: we're reaching in again.

969
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 2: What is okay? So this I think this is a

970
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 2: detoxifying sh shampoo.

971
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh so, I've on recent episodes have talked about

972
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 3: shampooing and how I kind of stopped champoo.

973
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 2: Maybe this is the perfect product for like a once a.

974
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,919
Speaker 3: Month exactly because I was playing around with something called

975
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 3: what I've now committed to memory because a lot of

976
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 3: listeners wrote in screaming it's called co washing.

977
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 2: Oh okay, do you know what this is?

978
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 3: No where you're only washing your hair with conditioner and

979
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 3: only on occasion.

980
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 2: So washing your hair with conditioner, conditioning your hair, conditioning

981
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: your hair of shampoo is never part of the equation.

982
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 2: Condition your hair shampoo is never I think that.

983
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 3: Really the goal from what I can tell from everything

984
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 3: I over the trends over the last twelve years, it's

985
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 3: it's like, just have the greasiest hair.

986
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, listeners, I know you've seen pictures. His

987
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 2: hair is fantastic. Oh god, gorgeous. Hair is gorgeous. And

988
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 2: I'm not so close to you. But as long as

989
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 2: you don't smell bad, you're good.

990
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 3: I don't know, but you do. I really smelling is

991
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 3: a big concern.

992
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can tell showering once a day. I used

993
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 2: to shower twice a day, which seemed unhealthy. It doesn't.

994
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: It's unnecessary, fully what you gotta do, but.

995
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 3: I mean sometimes to day. I mean here depends on

996
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 3: the situa. Yeah, I do like a nighttime shower so relaxed. Yeah,

997
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 3: but you have to have you got to have a

998
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 3: long period before you go to bed.

999
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, because you can't go to bed with wet hair.

1000
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 2: I'm not going to bed hair. I do. I do,

1001
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 2: I absolutely do sometimes just to see what it looks

1002
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 2: like when you wake up. That's fun, that's just fun.

1003
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 3: I need at least an hour and a half between

1004
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 3: shower and sleepy time.

1005
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 2: Sometimes I hit the bed with wet hair, and if

1006
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 2: I do that, it's brushed and it's probably in pigtails

1007
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 2: or a break.

1008
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 3: Oh that's very sweet.

1009
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really cute.

1010
00:46:58,239 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 3: And then your bed is just mildeucy.

1011
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. That's true. That's true. Kind of a

1012
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 2: yeah for sure. Like halfway through the night, I'm flipping

1013
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 2: the pillow over because it's just soaking wet.

1014
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1015
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 2: I never really thought about that one. Yep.

1016
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 3: I this looks like an this looks like a shampoo experiment.

1017
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 2: Maybe and maybe again it's a maybe that's like a

1018
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 2: once a month or one month, once a quarter, bi monthly.

1019
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, like maybe once a month. I'm conditioning.

1020
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 2: And then okay, hold hold, hold, hold hold. And by

1021
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,280
Speaker 2: the way, I'm not judging any of this right because

1022
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 2: I know that I know we have over washed and

1023
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 2: conditioned our hair for you.

1024
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 3: We've done it too much. It's the nineties, did a

1025
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 3: lot our hair.

1026
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 2: But so I was thinking you conditioned every time. So

1027
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 2: you're getting in a shower or wetting your hair.

1028
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 3: Wedding, absolutely webbing, running like a comb through. Okay, I

1029
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 3: have like a plastic thing in the shower just because

1030
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 3: I have pretty thick hair. But the actual act of

1031
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 3: any sort of chemical or anything hitting my hair is

1032
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,959
Speaker 3: probably once every two to three weeks.

1033
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 2: I wonder, what would you know, Like we were talking

1034
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 2: about avocado on the face, Like, I wonder if there's

1035
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 2: like a household product. I don't even know what it

1036
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 2: would be, like an egg, an avocado that you can

1037
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 2: just like smooth on through your hair, just to see

1038
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,479
Speaker 2: what the hell would happen.

1039
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 3: I feel like people talk about vinegar. Vinegar could be wrong,

1040
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 3: and that feels like it would dry you out. I

1041
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 3: don't think anyone knows what's happening with maybe butter shortening,

1042
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 3: buttersch but.

1043
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 2: This, yeah, maybe I don't know. I don't want you

1044
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: to like mess up the what's the word like alchemy?

1045
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 3: Alchemy I feel like is turning something into gold, which

1046
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 3: I mean I feel like it should be the name

1047
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 3: of a shampoo or something.

1048
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 2: Why did I say alchemy and maybe I meant chemistry chemistry.

1049
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 2: I feel like chemistry is kind of the chemical balance. No,

1050
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 2: let's say alchemy. I don't want you turning your hair

1051
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 2: into gold, because if you wash with this shampoo and

1052
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 2: then you come out with a head full of gold,

1053
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 2: that's on me.

1054
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 3: Kind of Midas touch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's another name

1055
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 3: for a shampoo. Minas to shampoo companies reach out. I'm

1056
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 3: ready to market.

1057
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,439
Speaker 2: I got a name for a shampoo, Aces Wild. Would

1058
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 2: you buy at the hard Pee Queen's Wild.

1059
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 3: Queen's Wand I feel like Ace Hardware needs to get

1060
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 3: into the hair characters. What are they doing a little

1061
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 3: on in the back of the store, something for everyone.

1062
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 3: The atmosphere is there, it's almost a spy atmosphere. Again,

1063
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 3: not paid promotion. I just I've been there one time.

1064
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's a great place. Okay, So clarifying, this

1065
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 2: might be the absolute perfect thing for you. Eucalyptus essential oil.

1066
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,919
Speaker 2: This is you're using this once a month, once a year.

1067
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know, but you're you're using it,

1068
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: You're loving it, You're so glad it smells. I'm going

1069
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 2: to try to smell it real quick. Care opening it up.

1070
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 2: This is honestly, it's used to shampoo in a bottle

1071
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 2: like this, and it's like it's very small.

1072
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 3: It's like you only need a dam.

1073
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 2: It might be fun to google how much these things

1074
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 2: were and then we can add it up and maybe

1075
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 2: it's good, it's not overwhelming. I think it'd be fun

1076
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,439
Speaker 2: to figure out who what guest is giving you the most?

1077
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 3: Price's right style.

1078
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 2: After we've opened all of these, I'm going to do

1079
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 2: some sort of estimate and then I think I will

1080
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 2: tally it up with your permission, please, on no other occasion.

1081
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 3: What I when I look up gift prices.

1082
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 2: Because keep in mind, I didn't buy any accent to you.

1083
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 3: So I will look up the prices and then on

1084
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 3: Instagram tell the final total. Okay, and we'll see what it's.

1085
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 3: This is as close as i'll get to prices.

1086
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: Right.

1087
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 2: Great. I think this is great with kind of don't

1088
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 2: count yourself so you might be on that show one

1089
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 2: of these days.

1090
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,280
Speaker 3: Oh I guess I should believe it. Yeah, life is long, Drew, Carey,

1091
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 3: reach reach out. It's sick that you haven't already reached out. Yeah,

1092
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 3: this is kind of a Goop style. Price is right,

1093
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 3: so Goop? Okay, so we're reaching back in. Oh, a

1094
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 3: beautiful bar soap.

1095
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 2: Just a bar so When was the last time I

1096
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 2: used a bar soap? It's I've got a gel, you've

1097
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 2: got a jel, but you are do you use a gel?

1098
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 2: I ate a showery?

1099
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 3: But every one, it's nice to go back to basics.

1100
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 3: To go back to basics with a bar of soap.

1101
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 3: There's something so underrated about agree rubbing that in between

1102
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 3: your hands, lathering it up.

1103
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 2: It's going to bring you somewhere. It's going to bring

1104
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 2: you back in time. It's gonna like it's they're kind

1105
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 2: of having jail prison slips out of your hand. I mean,

1106
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 2: it's fun when the soap slips. Oh, it's so fun.

1107
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 3: And it looks nice.

1108
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 2: It looks nice. Yeah, it's and wait, let's see this

1109
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 2: says bar soap energizing multipurpose. I mean this could be

1110
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 2: in the shower. I guess it could be like on

1111
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 2: a little next to your saying that a.

1112
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 3: Bar soap next to the sun.

1113
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 2: I don't love it.

1114
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone likes that. No one trusts that.

1115
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 2: You know. The nice thing about a bar soap in

1116
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 2: the shower is like you can wash it off before

1117
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 2: you like, there's something unhygienic about.

1118
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 3: Sitting there in its own filth in the shower. You

1119
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 3: know it belongs to one person exact every not all pause.

1120
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 2: Not all pause. Maybe maybe two people are using it

1121
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 2: to right, that's fine.

1122
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 3: Well, let's I mean, depends on your romantic situation. Maybe

1123
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 3: there are hundreds. And then I go back to the

1124
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 3: same problem.

1125
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 2: That's right. Although if it's a romantic situation, you've done

1126
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 2: more than just soap to each other.

1127
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 3: True, and if you've got you know, also everyone should

1128
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 3: have there, Maybe it's time for you to buckle down.

1129
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 2: Everybody. They're on bar of soap.

1130
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 3: That's right, little soap library.

1131
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 2: Wow. Depending on that's how you that's how you sort

1132
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 2: of prove where you're at with this person. Is I

1133
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 2: got you your own soap. They're like, yeah, thanks, I

1134
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 2: guess I could have just used ours. They're like, I'm

1135
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 2: more of a I'm more of a body wash guy.

1136
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 2: But okay, and.

1137
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, this has got peppermint in it, so

1138
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 3: you're really giving.

1139
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 2: Up some gold too. Shit, I want to back.

1140
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,919
Speaker 3: It smells it, but it's not overwhelming. It doesn't sound

1141
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 3: like it's gonna burn. Although I do love a peppermint oil.

1142
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 2: I do too.

1143
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 3: The slight burn of a peppermint oil feels like something's

1144
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 3: being eradicate.

1145
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing. I used to work at

1146
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 2: a what are they called nail salon? Okay, okay, what

1147
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 2: did you do with the nail sep? I was the

1148
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 2: front desk girl.

1149
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 3: Okay, you weren't the nail tech.

1150
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 2: I wasn't the nail tech. I worship them artal artists. Yeah.

1151
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 2: My little sister and I both worked at She was

1152
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 2: in high school, I was in college. It was like

1153
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 2: a summer that I was home and we had like

1154
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 2: a peppermint scrub option. And I guess I'll admit that

1155
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 2: I took a bunch of at home. Did not buy it,

1156
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 2: but I took it.

1157
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 3: You're not getting that job, but yeah, I know, I know,

1158
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 3: I like, you know.

1159
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,359
Speaker 2: Probably put it in like a tupperwareing. I absolutely took

1160
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 2: a bunch of at home. And this is like how

1161
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 2: I know karma is real. I used it. It's just

1162
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 2: for like in the salon. They just used it on

1163
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 2: the women's feet. Right, and and their they're calves. And

1164
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 2: this was I put it all over my body and

1165
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 2: I hospital I had. I thought I was going to

1166
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 2: have to go to the hospital. I literally thought I

1167
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 2: was going to have to go to the hospital. I

1168
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 2: thought I was like burning my inside's life. No, granted,

1169
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 2: you understand, I didn't like scrub inside.

1170
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 3: Of it, which doesn't take it.

1171
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 2: It doesn't take that powerful The oil or whatever it is,

1172
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 2: it gets wherever it wants to get.

1173
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 3: Sounds like we're talking about industrial grade. Do you brush

1174
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 3: it from the pros? Yeah, exactness wasn't something I learned

1175
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 3: a lesson. I really learned a lesson.

1176
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 2: I Uh. It took a really long time for the

1177
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 2: sensation to go away. It was really terrible.

1178
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 3: Dragged yourself across the bathroom floor to the phone nine

1179
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 3: one one. I have peppermin oil.

1180
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 2: All over my poor brother was the only person home,

1181
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 2: and I ran out in a towel, and I was like,

1182
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 2: I don't know what is happening.

1183
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 3: How long did it take for that sensation to go away?

1184
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 2: It feels in my memories like thirty minutes. I was like,

1185
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 2: what do I do? Do I bathe in milk? Like?

1186
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 2: Do I need to make a oatmeal bath. What do

1187
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 2: I need? I need to go to the hospital. It's scary.

1188
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 2: It was really scary. Yeah, and you don't know if

1189
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 2: it's going to escalate exactly. Oh, I thank you for knowing.

1190
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 2: It was not the only time you've stolen from an employer. No, no, no, no, no, no,

1191
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 2: no no no. I've done this so many times. I

1192
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 2: don't know what I should admit to. Because there was

1193
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,800
Speaker 2: a while where I was like a temp right in

1194
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,399
Speaker 2: a long time where I was a temp in New York,

1195
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 2: and I would sort of think, like part of the

1196
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 2: payment is I can just take whatever the hell I want.

1197
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,839
Speaker 2: I'm not buying paper.

1198
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 3: Clips, right, yeah, Oh yeah, I've worked in office atmospheres.

1199
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 3: Whro I'm like, We've got i mean, truck folds of

1200
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 3: this coming in. Yeahbody's going to notice if I'm stalking

1201
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 3: up at home.

1202
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,959
Speaker 2: And it kind of felt right, It felt a little

1203
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 2: bit like I'm being underpaid, I'm being overworked, my boss

1204
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 2: is an asshole, whatever, whatever, whatever the day is. And

1205
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 2: it felt a little bit like I'm taking I'm taking

1206
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 2: this from me, I'm taking one from me, I'm taking

1207
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 2: one for me.

1208
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 3: Whatever that I'm making you a better employee for sure. Yeah, yeah,

1209
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 3: you have to worry about those things.

1210
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just remember there was a while where I

1211
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 2: was really taking a lot of diet coke home.

1212
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 3: Oh of course, yeah, of course when I had.

1213
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 2: My diet coke problem, which was only die coke problem

1214
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 2: means I had to a day, but I had to

1215
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 2: a day for a good a good long while.

1216
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 3: And were you taking like one can home a night

1217
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 3: or how did that work?

1218
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 2: I guess you did say. I was taking probably like four, okay.

1219
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 3: And just dropping them in your bag.

1220
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 2: Dropping in my bag, having Jason and I would each

1221
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 2: have one for dinner. And you need to know I

1222
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 2: had zero dollars in my bank account. I understand, you

1223
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,439
Speaker 2: know what I mean. I felt like it was part

1224
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 2: of the payment. I get my little paycheck at the

1225
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 2: end of the week. And I also took home twenty

1226
00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 2: diet cokes.

1227
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 3: A job when I first moved to LA where I

1228
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 3: had no money, and my coworker would do the grocery

1229
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 3: shopping for the office and he'd say, what can I

1230
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 3: get you? And I would say, please buy an entire

1231
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 3: box of breakfast Bods. I just put them in my

1232
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 3: car before you even bring them into the.

1233
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 2: Office, and would they of course? Right. Now, here's the

1234
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 2: like when it comes to stealing from work, the difference.

1235
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 2: I guess, Okay, this is what I remember. If I

1236
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 2: worked in an office and it was a rough job

1237
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 2: with rough people, I would feel great about justified. If

1238
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 2: I also worked as a nanny and that was a

1239
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 2: different situation.

1240
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 3: Right where they kind of trust you almost as a family.

1241
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 2: Yes, it was like it was almost like not even

1242
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 2: it was It didn't even like enter my head. It

1243
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 2: wasn't like I'm going to take home their box of cereals.

1244
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 2: Oh it's also their home, right, I guess it's more

1245
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 2: like a more personal space. It just felt like I

1246
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:50,720
Speaker 2: felt justified and taking from like a big, fancy office.

1247
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 3: Of course, the money's there. Were you ever wrong to nanny?

1248
00:56:55,640 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 2: Not really? Yeah, probably really good experience as nanny nannying,

1249
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 2: But yeah, was I wronged as a nanny? Probably? Yeah,

1250
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 2: Because part of nannying when I was in nanny for

1251
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 2: ten years in New York is I would try to

1252
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 2: nanny for as many families as possible, right, so that

1253
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 2: nobody would count on me, Oh, so that I could

1254
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 2: still audition and whatever I needed to do. So if

1255
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 2: I just nanny for one family, it would be like

1256
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 2: I would be there, live in nanny or you know whatever.

1257
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 2: I would be their day to day nanny. But if

1258
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 2: I nannied for fifteen families, then I could sort of

1259
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 2: like make my own schedule.

1260
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 3: Right, almost like an aggressive babysitter.

1261
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was great. Yeah.

1262
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 3: I imagine a lot of nanny's have been wronged. Yeah,

1263
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 3: but stealing from work I support unless it's like you know,

1264
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 3: mom and Pop's exact situation.

1265
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 2: If it's a big company, go for it.

1266
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very proud of people stealing from big companies.

1267
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 2: Do it.

1268
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 3: Okay, we've got to keep going. I don't even know

1269
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 3: how I got to stealing from your employer.

1270
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 2: But speaking of stealing from big companies, Oh no, I

1271
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 2: don't know how. Don't mean you know.

1272
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 3: Oh, this looks like a candle. Yeah, and I imagine

1273
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 3: it is the the the label has been completely stickered.

1274
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 2: Because I think it's I think this is like a

1275
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 2: nice little sweet. Okay, I'm smelling it. I'm smelling. I

1276
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 2: mind myself what it is. Don't tell me it's not.

1277
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 2: Should I try to guess what this is. It's not

1278
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 2: like a it's a great scent. I just know it

1279
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 2: would give me a headache.

1280
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 3: It feels like a combo of things. So I don't

1281
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 3: know that I'm gonna be able to see ruin dandy Lion.

1282
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 2: That that smell that we all know and love dandy Lion,

1283
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 2: is it saying what it is she's smelling. It's a

1284
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 2: good smell. It's just I can't there's I think there's

1285
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:41,439
Speaker 2: like an essential oil thing for me that like gives

1286
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 2: me a headache or I don't. I don't know, babe,

1287
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1288
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 3: Top notes of dandy Lion.

1289
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 2: Absolutely dandy lion.

1290
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 3: There's something else. And then you smell the wax and that.

1291
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe dandy Lion is actually like a

1292
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 2: plant that doesn't have a smell at all.

1293
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 3: Is it a yellow essentially a yellow weed? I don't

1294
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 3: think it has a smell. Well, let's not count out

1295
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 3: that just yet. Okay, I think this is okay, this

1296
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 3: is everything, So you can't. It sounds like from what

1297
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 3: we can tell, the only smell you like is spearmint.

1298
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 3: But you've given me a variety of things here that

1299
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 3: smell that I find very lovely.

1300
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 2: I hope you do.

1301
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 3: And I mean I'm trying to think of smells that

1302
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 3: I don't like, poo poo, corpse. No, I feel like

1303
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 3: I'm pretty okay with most smells outside of old fish.

1304
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have bought, I bought, I have bought candles.

1305
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 2: Is that correct?

1306
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 3: I have bought, I have purchased.

1307
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 2: I have candles or soap smells that I think are

1308
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 2: going to be great, and there's just something about them

1309
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 2: that give me a headache. I think I'm pretty sensy

1310
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 2: when it comes to smell.

1311
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 3: Right, Smells can lead to a migraine, yeah, And do

1312
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 3: you get migraines?

1313
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 2: No? But there was a there was a while where

1314
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 2: Sarah Goldberg, who play an actress who plays Sally on

1315
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 2: the Great HBO show Barry Check it Out. She was

1316
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 2: a big essential oil girl and she would like always

1317
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 2: be dabbing damn essential oils all over her like head

1318
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 2: and wrists, and it would be like this one will

1319
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 2: wake me up and this one will focus me in

1320
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 2: this And I was like, I love you and I

1321
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 2: love this and I'm going to be an essential oil girl.

1322
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 2: And I got some essential oils and they they didn't

1323
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 2: give me a migraine, but they would like turn my stomach.

1324
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 2: They would like give me a headache and nausea, and

1325
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 2: I would. I tried them too many times.

1326
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 3: I watched the whole documentary on essential oils, and there's

1327
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 3: it's a scam.

1328
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 2: But it's a scam. But okay, the scam part of it.

1329
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 2: And I didn't watch this documentary, so I don't know.

1330
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 2: But the scam is that they heal you, right, right,

1331
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 2: they do things I think they do.

1332
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:40,479
Speaker 3: I mean, at the very least, they smell. The scam

1333
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 3: is not that they smell.

1334
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 2: They don't smell. That's a scam. You're being scammed into

1335
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 2: thinking they have a smell. There's millions American scam. Yeah.

1336
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 3: I mean, like I feel like there's the uhu.

1337
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 2: It was health it'll heal, yeah, right, not healing it.

1338
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 3: But no, these lavender fields or one of them, they

1339
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 3: smell lovely. Yeah, but beyond that, let's be honest. It's

1340
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 3: a little flim flam, a little being sold out of

1341
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 3: the back of a wagon that kind.

1342
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 2: Of essential oil stuff into a bath one time and

1343
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 2: I again, and I absolutely my fucking skin And there

1344
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 2: I go with the f again. I'm not gonna apologize

1345
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 2: for that one. I got out of the bath like

1346
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 2: a rash and then I realized, okay, so the smell

1347
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 2: the essential oil. I'm getting out of the essential oil game.

1348
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 2: No smells, no body like, just it's not right for me.

1349
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 3: What sort of oils do you remember? These essential oils

1350
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 3: and that lavender?

1351
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.

1352
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 2: In a little bottle, I went think, think, thing, thing, thing.

1353
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 3: Do you have allergies?

1354
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 2: I guess maybe essential oil just a category percocet.

1355
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 3: If you must know it makes you allergic to it.

1356
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 3: I mean that's kind of a blessing. I would say,

1357
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 3: why because you're not going to get addicted.

1358
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, wait is that the right one? Yeah,

1359
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 2: it's like what you would they maybe give it to

1360
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 2: you after like a surgery, right right?

1361
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 3: I feel like the one time I had a powerful

1362
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,479
Speaker 3: painkiller like that was after I got my wisdom teeth

1363
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 3: from m had Laura tab.

1364
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:05,959
Speaker 2: And how was it great?

1365
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 3: Horrible, horrible nausea vomiting. So you're allergic to that, I guess.

1366
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 2: So when you go to the doctors and they say

1367
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 2: do you have any allergies? I hope you say Laura

1368
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 2: mar because I.

1369
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 3: Don't want to go through the list. I say nope.

1370
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 2: But now I'm bringing up this memory. I'm like, oh,

1371
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 2: maybe I should look out for that one. I always

1372
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 2: to say percoset, no, percoset.

1373
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, oh yeah, I need to guess the amount

1374
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 3: of this.

1375
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 2: Oh, okakay, I'm going to guess too.

1376
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 3: We have the soap, the eyemask, the incense sticks, the candle,

1377
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:40,439
Speaker 3: the crystal dog drinker, and the toxic fying shampoos. Should

1378
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 3: we throw the bag in because.

1379
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 2: The feels nice? The bag is nice. The bag is nice.

1380
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, if I were to go to one

1381
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 3: of our local boutiques and purchased all of these items,

1382
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 3: I would probably be spending two hundred and forty five dollars.

1383
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 2: I was going to say two hundred dollars. I think

1384
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 2: two forty five is a really good guess.

1385
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 3: On at least do you have a guess? So we're

1386
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 3: in the two hundred range. This is a at least

1387
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 3: a two hundred dollars value.

1388
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what was Tony Haile's like, probably ten dollars

1389
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 2: for all that rope?

1390
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 3: I mean, go to the store and buy me something

1391
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 3: you've homemade.

1392
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 2: What are we talking? That was pretty incredible? Isn't that amazing?

1393
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 2: I mean what I was touched by that that I

1394
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 2: just made that for you. That was really part of gold.

1395
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 3: I mean, the man's an angel and also a craftsman, yeah,

1396
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 3: which I've got. I can't make a single thing with

1397
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 3: my hands. It's embarrassing.

1398
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 2: I'm about to work with him on something, and if

1399
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 2: he doesn't make me one of those bulls, I'm not

1400
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 2: going to say anything. I'm not putting it out there.

1401
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I'm not going to say anything to him.

1402
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 2: And maybe he'll listen to this in here, but but

1403
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 2: if he doesn't, I'm not going to say anything like,

1404
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 2: oh I saw that bowl that you made, or I

1405
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 2: hear that you makes.

1406
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 3: Now you can't just going to wait? Yeah until that

1407
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 3: as you do it publicly on a podcast, absolutely fine,

1408
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 3: it's just us. This will not rest that public.

1409
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 2: But if I get to the day I wrap and

1410
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 2: I don't have one of those balls in my trailer,

1411
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw a shit fit.

1412
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, it sounds like he's onto bigger projects,

1413
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 3: so you might end up with like a pair of

1414
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 3: pants made of rope or something. It seems like he's

1415
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 3: kind of grown tired of the bowls. I mean, God

1416
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 3: knows what you're gonna get. Yeah, a full suit. Did

1417
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 3: they make a rope suit? Then Tony career chapter change. Okay,

1418
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 3: we've got we've guessed the price. I will actually do

1419
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 3: the calculations, state announce on the internet at some point

1420
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 3: how much this actually costs, and we'll hopefully we're not humiliating. Yeah. Really,

1421
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 3: that would be so embarrassing for all three of us,

1422
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 3: and the network and every the listener would be embarrassed

1423
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 3: as well.

1424
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 2: At the very least, it's one hundred. At least.

1425
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 3: Oh, if this isn't a hundred dollars, this is garb.

1426
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:45,959
Speaker 2: I agree.

1427
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 3: I agree these items look expensive if.

1428
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 2: I think, like especially I'm pointing to the shampoo and

1429
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 2: I feel like this.

1430
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 3: A shampoo in this and I'll say it's like a

1431
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 3: small like lotion sized bottles. It's not one you're paying.

1432
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 2: It's not of Yeah, and I feel like that bag, yeah,

1433
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 2: bag alone is forty. The crystal dog thing is it

1434
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 2: is a big question mark because I feel like it's

1435
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,080
Speaker 2: so unnecessary. It could be five dollars or one hundred.

1436
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 3: There's no way that item is going for five dollars

1437
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 3: because you're a pretty category of pet owner that would

1438
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 3: willing to just truly what would create an enormous amount

1439
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 3: of debt for most pet owners.

1440
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,920
Speaker 2: Okay, Black Obsidian is a blackcity. Okay, that's what's happening

1441
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,320
Speaker 2: in the crystal in there. The crystal alone probably in

1442
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 2: LA would probably cost fifty dollars exactly. And then we've

1443
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 2: got a contraption. Yeah, break that crystal out and oh

1444
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 2: I can't wait? Whatever?

1445
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 3: Do what to do?

1446
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 2: These are yours now, this is to us to regift

1447
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 2: whatever you whatever you want.

1448
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 3: This is the prices right now.

1449
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 2: So basically they're out of my hands. This is exactly

1450
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 2: what I wanted.

1451
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 3: These are going to improve my life in a way

1452
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:54,720
Speaker 3: that I'm going to leap frog you. I'm going to

1453
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 3: run the entertainment business after using this small bag of

1454
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 3: gifts time to play game.

1455
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 2: Whoop.

1456
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,720
Speaker 3: We're gonna play a game called Gift you a Curse,

1457
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 3: Gift you a Curse. I need a number between one

1458
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 3: and ten for four. Okay, I have to do the

1459
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 3: lightest calculating right now. You can promote something, recommend something,

1460
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 3: to do whatever you want to.

1461
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 2: I'll be right by. Okay. I will use my time

1462
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 2: to promote a show that I love called Love on

1463
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 2: the Spectrum. Has anyone watched it? Out there? It's so

1464
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 2: lovely and sweet. It's on Netflix. I worried it was

1465
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 2: going to be what's the word exploit exploitative, exploitative or

1466
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 2: off in some way like the producers were going to

1467
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 2: be bad or whatever. It's not. It's lovely, it's wonderful.

1468
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 2: It truly moves me and makes me see the world

1469
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 2: in a different way. I love it so much. I

1470
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 2: just watched the third season the other night, and I really,

1471
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 2: I really am, like every time I watch one of

1472
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 2: those seasons, I'm like a different person afterwards.

1473
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:56,840
Speaker 3: Such a lovely show you've watched, and fun and everybody

1474
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 3: on it's so great, so wonderful.

1475
01:06:58,720 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 2: I'm crying, I'm laughing, I'm ala.

1476
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a fantastic And I've just started season two

1477
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 3: and the word exploitative is maybe one of the most difficult.

1478
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 3: We've got to just find a different word because it's

1479
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 3: to stumble in the middle there. I don't know that

1480
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 3: anyone can just.

1481
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 2: Doesn't It should be exploitive.

1482
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 3: Is it exploitive?

1483
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,480
Speaker 2: I think it might be. Wait then, where do I

1484
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:19,040
Speaker 2: get the tutive? Is that?

1485
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:19,560
Speaker 1: Is that one?

1486
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 3: Is that weird words? It's just become its own word,

1487
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 3: or I mean I'm right at my computer here, I

1488
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 3: can just we've all we all jump at our devices.

1489
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 2: Exploitive, exploitive, exploitative.

1490
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:37,840
Speaker 3: Exploitative is a word, and that is the word we're looking.

1491
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,400
Speaker 3: And I don't know that exploitive is a word. I

1492
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 3: think exploitive is kind of the Yeah, exploitative, you say it, Well,

1493
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 3: I really I'm.

1494
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,920
Speaker 2: Looking at rough draft. Okay, exploitative. Well we did it.

1495
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 3: Okay, this is gift or a curse. I'm going to

1496
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 3: name three things. You're going to tell me if there

1497
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 3: are a gift or a curse? And why there are

1498
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 3: right answers are wrong?

1499
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 2: Answer?

1500
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 3: No, have lost people have one. People have done average jobs,

1501
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 3: so just be careful. Number one, this is a listener

1502
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 3: suggestion from someone named Jesse. Jesse suggested gift her a

1503
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 3: curse breakfast in bed.

1504
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:21,679
Speaker 2: Hi Jesse, First of all, thank you for your statement suggestion. Okay,

1505
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 2: to me, it's a curse. I absolutely love breakfast so much.

1506
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:35,200
Speaker 2: Don't miss it. I don't miss it is what I

1507
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 2: meant by that, I don't skip it.

1508
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 3: I love it.

1509
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 2: It's the obvious thing. It's the crumbs in bed. It's

1510
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 2: the like you're not sitting correctly. You're what are your

1511
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:46,879
Speaker 2: legs folded?

1512
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 3: Where?

1513
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Like? This is not you are

1514
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 2: not comfortable. It's totally a novelty. It's the thing of

1515
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:57,080
Speaker 2: you don't want it. You don't actually want it, you

1516
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 2: think you want it. There are ways to do this

1517
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,880
Speaker 2: without doing breakfast in bed on the couch is fine.

1518
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 2: You can still be cozy. You don't have to like

1519
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,960
Speaker 2: be at the dinner table, but you're not doing it

1520
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,080
Speaker 2: in bed. Don't do it in bed. You will wish

1521
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,559
Speaker 2: you didn't. Your butt's gonna be too low, you're gonna

1522
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:15,160
Speaker 2: be sitting crisscross, Damn apple sauce, you're spilling your coffee.

1523
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 2: It's think about it for ten seconds and you know

1524
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 2: that it's it's a a curse. Yeah.

1525
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:26,000
Speaker 3: I was like, pass, You're absolutely right.

1526
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 1: Yay.

1527
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 3: The only situation where this is appropriate is the hospital.

1528
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:34,080
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly why And that's a you don't like you

1529
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:35,599
Speaker 2: want to get out of there as soon as possible.

1530
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:38,720
Speaker 3: I don't understand how this thing rose in popularity. It

1531
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 3: doesn't every time. I mean, it's never actually happened to me,

1532
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:43,479
Speaker 3: thank god, but it's one of the I feel like

1533
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,679
Speaker 3: it was basically made.

1534
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 2: For like moms. And dads on commercials on commercials. Yeah,

1535
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:51,719
Speaker 2: it's basically Mother's day, Father's Day and like post sex

1536
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:54,080
Speaker 2: in a in a in a in a movie. Right yeah,

1537
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:56,760
Speaker 2: but like I made you breakfast in bed? Why is

1538
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 2: it either just post sex or Mother's Day or Father's Day.

1539
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,680
Speaker 2: It's either like a hot guy being like I made

1540
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 2: you breakfast in bed, or like a little kid. It's

1541
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:12,240
Speaker 2: a damn pass or it is a curse. It's an

1542
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 2: absolute curse. If you think anything different, you're wrong.

1543
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:19,679
Speaker 3: You're wrong, and you haven't tried it. You're an absolute pervert.

1544
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,280
Speaker 3: That's you need to be put on some sort of

1545
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:25,639
Speaker 3: perversion list. And uh, Jesse, I hope that you were

1546
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 3: also on our side for this. Okay, so excellent job

1547
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,719
Speaker 3: with that one. Number two gif to a curse becoming

1548
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:34,040
Speaker 3: a prisoner in your own home.

1549
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a tough one because I guess there's

1550
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,559
Speaker 2: a few ways of looking at it. Becoming a prisoner

1551
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:47,240
Speaker 2: in your own home. Okay, So if this, like, if

1552
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:50,760
Speaker 2: it's becoming a prisoner in jail or in your own home,

1553
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 2: the gift.

1554
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,800
Speaker 3: Is if it's the option between right two.

1555
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 2: If it's being a free person walking the streets or

1556
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 2: becoming a prisoner in your own home. It's a curse.

1557
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,960
Speaker 2: Do you unders saying what I'm saying? It depends on

1558
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:04,200
Speaker 2: how you break you out. Well, we're just talking about

1559
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 2: I said a string of words. You've got to nail

1560
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:09,320
Speaker 2: it down. Becoming a prisoner in your own home. There's

1561
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,599
Speaker 2: no comma, there's no colon, there's no dot dot dot,

1562
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:13,920
Speaker 2: there's no dash.

1563
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:17,040
Speaker 3: It's just you re emerged to society after ten years

1564
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,559
Speaker 3: and say I was a prisoner in my own home.

1565
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:21,559
Speaker 2: That's a curse. It's much better to be a free

1566
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 2: person walking the streets. That's the options you gave me, doll.

1567
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 3: Darcy round.

1568
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,840
Speaker 2: No, who gets I mean, how often do you get

1569
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,559
Speaker 2: the opportunity to becoming We've had it for the last

1570
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:41,479
Speaker 2: two and a half years. We've been there.

1571
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:48,760
Speaker 3: We've been there an exception. This, what what we've just

1572
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,519
Speaker 3: been through was not we were not prisoners in our

1573
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,800
Speaker 3: own homes. Becoming a prisoner in your own home, I

1574
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 3: think is a very specific type of drama, like Rapunzel

1575
01:11:56,479 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 3: kind of azel situation. Maybe you were, uh, couldn't stop

1576
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,360
Speaker 3: watching your favorite TV show and so you became a

1577
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:04,639
Speaker 3: prisoner to the TV.

1578
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:06,720
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it's something that.

1579
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,479
Speaker 3: Like, you throw that out in conversation. I was a

1580
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 3: prisoner in my own home. Everyone in the room's looking

1581
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,320
Speaker 3: at you. You've been through it.

1582
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 2: You have attention on you.

1583
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're somebody, if you're an attention seeker,

1584
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,800
Speaker 3: I can give you one hint. Become a prisoner in

1585
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 3: your own home. Okay, that's great for between five days

1586
01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:26,240
Speaker 3: and a long years.

1587
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:27,680
Speaker 2: Okay, five days in a long year.

1588
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:30,040
Speaker 3: I think before five days, it's just like, oh, you

1589
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:30,400
Speaker 3: were sick.

1590
01:12:30,439 --> 01:12:31,360
Speaker 2: You were sick, you had COVID.

1591
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:34,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, laid out for a few days. After five days,

1592
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 3: you become a prisoner in your own home, and you

1593
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 3: have something to talk about. Nothing ever has to happen

1594
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,599
Speaker 3: to you again. You have a conversation topic for years.

1595
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 2: I mean, are you okay? Okay, you just hang out

1596
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:49,120
Speaker 2: at home. Yeah, it was great.

1597
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,720
Speaker 3: Courses kind of forced you into your own home and

1598
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:56,800
Speaker 3: you you were trapped. But on the bright side, you

1599
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:57,799
Speaker 3: didn't have to make plans.

1600
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 2: Okay, that's true. Okay, we're gonna agree to disagree on

1601
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:02,160
Speaker 2: this one.

1602
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:05,519
Speaker 3: But I love that for you certainly, not a matter

1603
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 3: of opinion. Uh okay, well, let's see if you can

1604
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 3: turn it around here. This listener wrote in without a name,

1605
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 3: So listener, yeah, the fact that you're not getting credit

1606
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 3: is your problem. But listener wrote in and said, gift

1607
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:22,800
Speaker 3: he a curse, throw the ax date night. So one

1608
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,479
Speaker 3: of these things we go and throw axes for a date.

1609
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 2: Is that this? Did this person say that in such

1610
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:30,960
Speaker 2: a weird way? Or do I just not know what?

1611
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:32,599
Speaker 3: I mean?

1612
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,200
Speaker 2: What does it say they.

1613
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:38,000
Speaker 3: Throw the axe, throw the date night? Just one string

1614
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:38,360
Speaker 3: of words?

1615
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 2: Is there a place called throw the axe? I actually

1616
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 2: that's interesting because the T and the are capital okay,

1617
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:45,280
Speaker 2: so that must be a place.

1618
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 3: Might be like a chain of places are called throw

1619
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 3: the axe.

1620
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:50,160
Speaker 2: It's like this is as if they're saying, go to

1621
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:53,080
Speaker 2: the move no, no, no, like cinemark like.

1622
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:56,360
Speaker 3: Like date yeah yeah yeah yeah, or why don't we

1623
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 3: do a mark.

1624
01:13:57,080 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 2: Date garden date night? Like I think that's what they're

1625
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:04,120
Speaker 2: running at. That makes sense. I think I think, yes,

1626
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I think this is a gift. Okay. I

1627
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:09,840
Speaker 2: think it's fun to mix up a date night when

1628
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,639
Speaker 2: you do like a like a batting cage's date night

1629
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:16,760
Speaker 2: or a cinema date night, or throw the act date night.

1630
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:19,719
Speaker 2: You always go you know what this was actually really fun,

1631
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,639
Speaker 2: and you don't want to do it again. I thought

1632
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 2: I was gonna, yeah, I think this. Yeah, exactly one

1633
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 2: of you is gonna say, you know what, I didn't

1634
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:30,439
Speaker 2: actually want to do this, but I'm really glad we did.

1635
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:34,320
Speaker 2: I just wanted to do our usual thing. But you

1636
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:38,400
Speaker 2: really brought it this night, had something this particular right,

1637
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:41,639
Speaker 2: And for that, you're gonna get it whatever that means

1638
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:44,040
Speaker 2: to you. Huh, maybe more.

1639
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:44,600
Speaker 3: You know.

1640
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:46,840
Speaker 2: I don't know where you're at with your person, but

1641
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:51,640
Speaker 2: but I do think it's fun in new relationships and

1642
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 2: old to mix it up and also a little bit

1643
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,600
Speaker 2: of not compromise. But if your partner is wanting to

1644
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:01,120
Speaker 2: throw the act date night m hm, you might want

1645
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:03,360
Speaker 2: to just try it. It might not be for you,

1646
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:05,800
Speaker 2: but it's going to be a gift as long as

1647
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:09,559
Speaker 2: no one gets killed, as long as no one gets

1648
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,920
Speaker 2: axed in the damn head. It's going to be a

1649
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:18,360
Speaker 2: gift to your relationship. Oh maybe shared before you say this.

1650
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 2: It might be a ship. You might both hate it,

1651
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:23,519
Speaker 2: and even that's a gift to the relationship as long

1652
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:27,040
Speaker 2: as you're in it together. A new experience that you're

1653
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:30,880
Speaker 2: in together, you're you're you're communicating, you're experiencing, You're you're

1654
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:34,599
Speaker 2: on the same team about that's a damn gift, babe,

1655
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:37,840
Speaker 2: prove me wrong. Curse. Okay, go ahead.

1656
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,600
Speaker 3: I haven't thrown the ax. I've never been on a

1657
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:42,880
Speaker 3: throw the ax date night. But I'm I'm truly just

1658
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:47,880
Speaker 3: getting comfortable with bowling the idea of going somewhere and

1659
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:50,479
Speaker 3: they're allowing me to throw the axe, and like we're

1660
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:53,479
Speaker 3: looking at like what, No, don't take me on the

1661
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:54,720
Speaker 3: date night to throw the ax.

1662
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 1: No.

1663
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:57,360
Speaker 2: I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong.

1664
01:15:57,880 --> 01:15:59,560
Speaker 3: I want nothing to do with this. This is a

1665
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 3: trend we're going to look back on in ten years

1666
01:16:01,479 --> 01:16:04,439
Speaker 3: and remember throw the ax. Remember throw the axe, and

1667
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:09,120
Speaker 3: now they're all cricket wireless. I don't think so. If

1668
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:11,840
Speaker 3: throw the Ax is a company, my apologies I just have.

1669
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,639
Speaker 3: I mean, look, if have you read the face of throwing.

1670
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:16,080
Speaker 2: The exactly if we need to put a sticker over

1671
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,000
Speaker 2: throw the axe.

1672
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:18,599
Speaker 3: We know where to go throw the axe.

1673
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:19,120
Speaker 2: Invite me in.

1674
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,200
Speaker 3: I'll try throwing the axe and see if I want

1675
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 3: to be your spokes yeah yeah, or spokes model.

1676
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,479
Speaker 2: I would have to be the spokes model live yeah,

1677
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,880
Speaker 2: spokes model and throw the axe. You know, you know

1678
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:32,800
Speaker 2: obviously who to come to, because I was very pro

1679
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,920
Speaker 2: you from the beginning. There's no way you would go

1680
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:38,160
Speaker 2: with him which loves to throw the ax. Is the opportunity,

1681
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,160
Speaker 2: so we would actually be pretty good at it. I

1682
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:42,479
Speaker 2: feel like, and I think that's actually have a good attitude.

1683
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:47,760
Speaker 2: I go in and I'm you're already yeah, yeah, don't

1684
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,280
Speaker 2: take me to the batting cages. I'll tell you that

1685
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:51,800
Speaker 2: right now, I cannot hit a ball. Take me to

1686
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,520
Speaker 2: the bat in cages immediately.

1687
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:57,559
Speaker 3: I mean, it's terrifying to have the essentially a gun shooting,

1688
01:16:57,640 --> 01:16:58,000
Speaker 3: but you can.

1689
01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:01,479
Speaker 2: You can adjust the speed. Well, no speed of a mull.

1690
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:03,439
Speaker 3: Applying at me is a great speed, all right, Well

1691
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,680
Speaker 3: unless it's been rolled on the ground. And I have

1692
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,320
Speaker 3: a like a croquete.

1693
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:09,599
Speaker 2: Oh no, that sounds fun. Why don't they have croquete

1694
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:12,639
Speaker 2: cage cage? That sounds great. Take me to the damn

1695
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:16,280
Speaker 2: croquee pops it back at you and you just tap

1696
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,960
Speaker 2: it back. That's a little bit like mini golf, ish

1697
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:22,240
Speaker 2: larger mini golf, but mini golf. Just because we have

1698
01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 2: many golf doesn't mean we can't have another thing. Okay,

1699
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,759
Speaker 2: throw the axe. People, if you're listening, when the company

1700
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:31,519
Speaker 2: an idea for you, come to I'll give you the address.

1701
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:33,760
Speaker 2: The backyard is beautiful, there's two.

1702
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:36,479
Speaker 3: This could be the area for the new croquete.

1703
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I would. I would play. I would play

1704
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 2: croquete cages or whatever we want to call it. I

1705
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,800
Speaker 2: think that sounds great. I would totally do that.

1706
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 3: I would love to be trapped in a croquete cage

1707
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:46,559
Speaker 3: for date night.

1708
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 2: I would love to be a prisoner in my own

1709
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:53,360
Speaker 2: croquete cage. Well you got one out of three. Okay, good,

1710
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,720
Speaker 2: it's bad. So what happens to me?

1711
01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:59,639
Speaker 3: Uh? The listener is furious. Your family has been listening.

1712
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:01,759
Speaker 3: They're like, she was already kind of lying about books,

1713
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,719
Speaker 3: and now she gets to the game and just drops

1714
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,680
Speaker 3: the ball. I mean, but you did nail it with

1715
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,519
Speaker 3: breakfast in bed, I know, and there was no we love.

1716
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,360
Speaker 3: Everyone loves to eat breakfast. People who don't eat breakfast,

1717
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:13,479
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening.

1718
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:14,719
Speaker 2: You have breakfast this morning?

1719
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,000
Speaker 3: Well, and I say, now, I'm just what you do. No,

1720
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,559
Speaker 3: I ate breakfast, but it wasn't. It's usually my normal

1721
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:23,280
Speaker 3: breakfast is very utilitary it's just a protein bar and coffee.

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01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:26,920
Speaker 3: But the so sorry, But like going out to a

1723
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,519
Speaker 3: diner to have breakfast, that's all I think about. Yeah,

1724
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:31,280
Speaker 3: what what is your normal morning?

1725
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:35,760
Speaker 2: I do two scrambled eggs and like a half an

1726
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:40,880
Speaker 2: avocado or some tomatoes. So beautiful down you. Yeah, yeah,

1727
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:42,800
Speaker 2: it's too much work for me at that point. Now

1728
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:46,080
Speaker 2: I'm really quick and good at it. It's my best thing.

1729
01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:51,040
Speaker 2: Maybe I should try literally never tried to make an

1730
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:52,879
Speaker 2: egg in the morning. I'll make them in the afternoon

1731
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 2: or whatever. I was gonna say. Do you eat eggs? Oh? Yes,

1732
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:57,400
Speaker 2: And do you scramble them or do you flip them around?

1733
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:57,479
Speaker 1: All?

1734
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:00,800
Speaker 3: I usually scramble and I still cannot flip the flip.

1735
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 2: I got the flip down. But I'm really good at eggs.

1736
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:04,120
Speaker 2: I'm just good at eggs. I'm not good at a

1737
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,760
Speaker 2: lot of things, bab, but I'm good at eggs, and

1738
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:10,080
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah it is. I love an egg I made.

1739
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:12,759
Speaker 2: I made two eggs for myself, two eggs for my husband,

1740
01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:14,439
Speaker 2: and one egg for my dog this morning.

1741
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:16,600
Speaker 3: Oh, Mike, And there were a lot of eggs in

1742
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,040
Speaker 3: your house.

1743
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:17,360
Speaker 1: We do.

1744
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:19,679
Speaker 2: I usually have like two or three cartons at any

1745
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:25,800
Speaker 2: one time. It's cheap and healthy, so cheap. Yeah, okay,

1746
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 2: so I had, yeah, two eggs. I know you're trying

1747
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:29,800
Speaker 2: to wrap up and I'm literally, what do you have?

1748
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,800
Speaker 3: I opened to the breakfast box.

1749
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,560
Speaker 2: So did you hear that? I went, don't cut me

1750
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:35,879
Speaker 2: off the ice breakfast.

1751
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:37,720
Speaker 3: Don't do not tempt me. I will sit here and

1752
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,160
Speaker 3: talk to you about breakfast for three hours.

1753
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,240
Speaker 2: Okay. So if you were to go to a diner, well, yes,

1754
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:42,280
Speaker 2: you order, I would order.

1755
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:45,439
Speaker 3: So I'm happy to say Clark Street Diner is a

1756
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:48,400
Speaker 3: new diner in Los Angeles thing. I am obsessed.

1757
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:50,880
Speaker 2: Great because there was a Clark Street near my home

1758
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,800
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn. Oh you're kidding, No, Clark Street Diner. This

1759
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,040
Speaker 2: this is a different Clark Street. Yeah, I was gonna say,

1760
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:57,519
Speaker 2: were talking Brooklyn Heights, bab This is a.

1761
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,000
Speaker 3: Different Clark Street. Opened as a bakery in Los Angele

1762
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:03,360
Speaker 3: and now has expanded into the diner I have. It's

1763
01:20:03,439 --> 01:20:05,080
Speaker 3: the cafe. It used to be by the one O

1764
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,559
Speaker 3: one there the listener loves Yeah in Los Angeles directions.

1765
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:10,519
Speaker 2: If they live here, that.

1766
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:13,040
Speaker 3: Diner clothes during the pandemic and now is a if

1767
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:14,920
Speaker 3: you're planning a trip to Los Angeles. This is the

1768
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:16,560
Speaker 3: place to go for breakfast. Okay, so it used to

1769
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:19,400
Speaker 3: be there, used to be a cafe, one one, coffee shop.

1770
01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:21,760
Speaker 2: One. Oh. We're really excited to see what's popping out there.

1771
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,400
Speaker 3: And it's like a diner. I go and I say,

1772
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:26,439
Speaker 3: I want the diner breakfast. What comes with pancakes, hash

1773
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:30,040
Speaker 3: Brown's eggs. I want it so bad delicious. I'm going

1774
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:30,880
Speaker 3: to go there this weekend.

1775
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:32,879
Speaker 2: You have to go. Where do you go for a breakfast?

1776
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 2: I like bright Spot, I like MILLI I love Millis. Yeah,

1777
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,040
Speaker 2: I like you know, anything like that.

1778
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:43,160
Speaker 3: That's a nice thing about breakfast. It's easy to make.

1779
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:45,640
Speaker 2: And I would take a I mean I like a

1780
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,439
Speaker 2: I would prefer like a diner breakfast to like a

1781
01:20:48,479 --> 01:20:50,640
Speaker 2: fancy breakfast. Do I have look cool with the cinemas

1782
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:53,080
Speaker 2: like this? Do you want to move?

1783
01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:53,519
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1784
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:56,519
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna scoot. I mean I could.

1785
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:59,040
Speaker 3: Maybe it's time to start a podcast about breakfast because

1786
01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:01,280
Speaker 3: I could talk about this all day. Yeah, and I'll

1787
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,280
Speaker 3: just I'm going to say two more. Why not go

1788
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:05,000
Speaker 3: Glorias in Highland Park.

1789
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:06,120
Speaker 2: Wait, Glorias.

1790
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:09,040
Speaker 3: It's kind of a Mexican breakfast place. It's phenomenal.

1791
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,519
Speaker 2: Homestate is also a great one. And Homestate I'm eating

1792
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,840
Speaker 2: at constantly in a way that I think they want

1793
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:16,880
Speaker 2: me to leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And you're doing mostly

1794
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:20,799
Speaker 2: breakfast there or tacos. Yeah, and they've got great coffee.

1795
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:23,439
Speaker 2: I watched my knees clovery to Homestate taco this morning.

1796
01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:25,840
Speaker 2: It was glorious. It was amazing. It was not Gloria's.

1797
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:30,200
Speaker 2: It was glorious. Oh yeah, okay, oh, I was gonna

1798
01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:32,639
Speaker 2: recommend I know this is old hat at this point,

1799
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:35,719
Speaker 2: but really just always order a pancake for the table,

1800
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:37,760
Speaker 2: that's a French toaster or whatever, a.

1801
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,560
Speaker 3: Good idea, and then you don't have to commit to

1802
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:40,200
Speaker 3: the full pen.

1803
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:42,800
Speaker 2: Because I don't ever. I almost never want like a

1804
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:46,040
Speaker 2: gigantic plate of pancakes, but I always want a pancake.

1805
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:47,559
Speaker 3: You want a little taste, Get your damn.

1806
01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:50,519
Speaker 2: Hash browns and your eggs and a biscuit or whatever,

1807
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:53,360
Speaker 2: and then get a French toast for the table or

1808
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:54,560
Speaker 2: a waffle, it doesn't.

1809
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,799
Speaker 3: Matter, smart do it, just do it. And then everybody

1810
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:58,920
Speaker 3: gets a little bit of what they couldn't commit to

1811
01:21:59,000 --> 01:21:59,960
Speaker 3: ale mail.

1812
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:02,040
Speaker 2: And it comes out to what a couple bucks per

1813
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:05,479
Speaker 2: person you can afford a couple bucks. People, if you're

1814
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:09,439
Speaker 2: listening to this podcast, if you're listening to this Freeze podcast,

1815
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:12,200
Speaker 2: well you can pay a little bit and listen about

1816
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:15,320
Speaker 2: ads and I recommend you do it. Guys like and

1817
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,479
Speaker 2: subscribe review.

1818
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,559
Speaker 3: That is a nice tip. We have to answer one

1819
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:25,840
Speaker 3: listener question, and so this is called I said no emails.

1820
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,360
Speaker 3: The listeners will write into I said no gifts at

1821
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:30,960
Speaker 3: gmail dot com. It's well documented that everyone of my

1822
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,679
Speaker 3: listeners has some horrible problem in their life, usually about

1823
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:37,080
Speaker 3: gifts or a social situation. I hate it, but I

1824
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,479
Speaker 3: am patient and I put up with it. So let's

1825
01:22:39,479 --> 01:22:40,200
Speaker 3: answer a question.

1826
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:40,680
Speaker 2: Let's do it.

1827
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:45,840
Speaker 3: Okay, this is hello bridger and disrespectful yet charming guests.

1828
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,600
Speaker 2: Kind of right, very nice. I said fuck like seven times.

1829
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:53,400
Speaker 3: Very disrespectful. See it says I seem to have set

1830
01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:56,200
Speaker 3: myself up for a huge gift tornado in the month

1831
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:56,799
Speaker 3: of June.

1832
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:58,320
Speaker 2: And look, I'm just.

1833
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:01,000
Speaker 3: Gonna apologize right up top here. This is not coming

1834
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:04,240
Speaker 3: out till July, so it's already. Look not my problem,

1835
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 3: but we always have another June to look forward to.

1836
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:10,599
Speaker 3: Garbage can or something can go out of garbage. Please

1837
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:13,200
Speaker 3: see below for my conundrum. My husband and I got

1838
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,720
Speaker 3: married a few years ago on June fourth, which calls

1839
01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:18,439
Speaker 3: for a yearly anniversary gift. His birthday is on June

1840
01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:21,559
Speaker 3: twenty fourth. Now we are expecting a baby in twenty

1841
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:24,559
Speaker 3: twenty two, which means I am responsible for yet another

1842
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:27,439
Speaker 3: gift for him in June to celebrate Father's Day. Up

1843
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:30,479
Speaker 3: until this year, I have severely struggled with finding two

1844
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:33,479
Speaker 3: separate but thoughtful gifts for the same person so close together.

1845
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,400
Speaker 3: Now that Father's Day is thrown in, finding three separate,

1846
01:23:37,479 --> 01:23:41,160
Speaker 3: thoughtful gifts is pushing me over the edge. My solution

1847
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:43,200
Speaker 3: is to try and find at least one gift I

1848
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:45,920
Speaker 3: can give him repeatedly for the same celebration every year

1849
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:49,080
Speaker 3: as a tradition, whether it's tickets to its favorite sports

1850
01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:52,360
Speaker 3: team or a nice cigar. I'm not sure I could

1851
01:23:52,479 --> 01:23:55,439
Speaker 3: use help on the gift itself, or if a tradition

1852
01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:57,519
Speaker 3: gift is a bad idea. Please let me know some

1853
01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:00,600
Speaker 3: facts about him. He works in construction as an electrician.

1854
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:03,479
Speaker 3: He's an American history buff. He is a huge sports

1855
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:05,479
Speaker 3: guy that loves playing sports and a fan of all

1856
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:06,559
Speaker 3: Major League teams.

1857
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:07,280
Speaker 2: UH.

1858
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:11,120
Speaker 3: He enjoys professional wrestling and monster truck rallies. He also

1859
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:14,240
Speaker 3: loves spending time outside and enjoying a nice evening on

1860
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:17,360
Speaker 3: our front porch. Any thoughts on how to help the

1861
01:24:17,439 --> 01:24:21,000
Speaker 3: situation would be greatly appreciated, respectfully. H.

1862
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:23,400
Speaker 2: This is the most hetero man I've ever heard of

1863
01:24:23,439 --> 01:24:25,839
Speaker 2: in my life. I'm gonna say, this man has a secret.

1864
01:24:27,720 --> 01:24:29,600
Speaker 2: We know what to get on a little thing. With

1865
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:33,280
Speaker 2: all the monster truck rallies, I think we know what

1866
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:34,759
Speaker 2: to get him for his president.

1867
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:38,720
Speaker 3: Hit this man a boyfriend. Let's just put it out there, H.

1868
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:42,840
Speaker 2: For his birthday. Every year, you get him a like

1869
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:44,599
Speaker 2: a trip to province town.

1870
01:24:46,479 --> 01:24:51,280
Speaker 3: Or like they're not going along to watch the new baby.

1871
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:56,800
Speaker 3: And let this husband live his life. Gay man is

1872
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:58,920
Speaker 3: a prisoner in his own mind. He's a prisoner in

1873
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,280
Speaker 3: his own home. Give for here's a gift. You can

1874
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:06,080
Speaker 3: give him a little freedom. Let him be his damn self.

1875
01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:08,439
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to be going to all of these

1876
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:09,240
Speaker 3: things trying.

1877
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:13,519
Speaker 2: To prove his masculinity. This is dark, No, not dark.

1878
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:14,599
Speaker 3: Secret, this secret.

1879
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,880
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. The American history buffa at all's so on

1880
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:21,800
Speaker 2: the No, he doesn't care about the Civil War, when

1881
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:26,240
Speaker 2: Revolutionary war or when she just said a sports team

1882
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:29,439
Speaker 2: or a cigar. I'm like, what's up with this man?

1883
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:31,960
Speaker 2: What's going on with him? Going on?

1884
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:35,519
Speaker 3: And well he's backing away. Yeah, he's absolutely backing away.

1885
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:37,880
Speaker 3: Poor H. I mean, my heart does go out to H.

1886
01:25:38,479 --> 01:25:39,240
Speaker 3: She's oblivious.

1887
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:41,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think H needs a present to herself,

1888
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:44,000
Speaker 2: which is I don't know, open her mind a little bit.

1889
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:47,200
Speaker 2: I think there's there's ways around this. This could be great.

1890
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:49,519
Speaker 2: This could be a gift to the relationship. How about

1891
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,720
Speaker 2: a new best friend. How about a threesome? That's what

1892
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,639
Speaker 2: you're going to get him for damn Father's Day.

1893
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:58,960
Speaker 3: With maybe his favorite athlete. Yes, invite hang around your

1894
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:02,599
Speaker 3: local arena kind of cat call at the baseball players

1895
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,200
Speaker 3: or monster truck drivers. I don't know what they look like.

1896
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:07,719
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's an attractive lot.

1897
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:11,439
Speaker 2: But they're so cute. You give driver you only see

1898
01:26:11,439 --> 01:26:14,280
Speaker 2: the damn truck. Yeah, it's all about let's highlight some

1899
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:18,400
Speaker 2: of these folks driving the truck. I think. Yeah, for

1900
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:20,120
Speaker 2: for one of these gifts, you're going to go to

1901
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:22,760
Speaker 2: a bar. You're gonna you're gonna say we were we

1902
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:25,840
Speaker 2: were looking at you from across the way, wondering what

1903
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:28,559
Speaker 2: you got going on tonight. Can I buy you a drink?

1904
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:29,439
Speaker 2: Can we buy you a drink?

1905
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:32,439
Speaker 3: We have two tickets to a Monster Truck rally, but

1906
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:37,559
Speaker 3: we'd love to do something with the third exactly. And uh, suddenly, everybody,

1907
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:39,280
Speaker 3: and you're gonna learn a lot.

1908
01:26:39,479 --> 01:26:41,280
Speaker 2: Yes, this is good. This is a gift.

1909
01:26:41,479 --> 01:26:43,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, and hopefully you like are paying the babysitter for

1910
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:46,120
Speaker 3: the entire night. Ye, this is a sleepover baby or

1911
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:49,920
Speaker 3: many babies with the parents, or with your grandma and

1912
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,120
Speaker 3: grandpa or what have you.

1913
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:53,600
Speaker 2: And in this case, breakfast and that is okay.

1914
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:57,519
Speaker 3: Breakfast is going to be all over bid. Let's be honest.

1915
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:01,120
Speaker 3: H I mean, I think that it's the only solution

1916
01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:01,479
Speaker 3: to this.

1917
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:01,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1918
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:05,280
Speaker 3: Otherwise it's like a professional like a pro wrestling poster. Yeah, yeah,

1919
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:08,160
Speaker 3: Oh god, who do we put on? Who are some

1920
01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:12,160
Speaker 3: pro wrestlers? I can't the rock Hulk? Are we going

1921
01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:13,000
Speaker 3: to talk about the Hull?

1922
01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:13,280
Speaker 2: Queen?

1923
01:27:13,439 --> 01:27:14,839
Speaker 3: We don't put the Hulk posters?

1924
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:17,320
Speaker 2: No, but no, I think you I think you know

1925
01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:21,560
Speaker 2: she's got the right idea. Just she was. She was

1926
01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:24,400
Speaker 2: leading us down. She knew what, she knew what she

1927
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:27,320
Speaker 2: needed to know. She's say it a lot, and we're

1928
01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:29,960
Speaker 2: telling you she needed it to be said on the podcast.

1929
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:32,800
Speaker 2: Maybe he's listening, He's like, they're looking at each other.

1930
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:35,240
Speaker 2: Tears are streaming down both of their faces. Thank you

1931
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:39,559
Speaker 2: to us. So yeah, you're going to have a nice,

1932
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:44,080
Speaker 2: thick threesome for Father's Day. It's gonna be great.

1933
01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:47,160
Speaker 3: Oh, Age, I'm so glad you wrote in Hey, uh,

1934
01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:52,240
Speaker 3: just a life improved. Let's be honest, Darcy, we did

1935
01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:52,960
Speaker 3: a perfect job.

1936
01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:53,599
Speaker 2: We really did.

1937
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:58,960
Speaker 3: I have got truly and fifty dollars worth of guests.

1938
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:02,439
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just incredible. I have a Gwyneth's purse

1939
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:03,360
Speaker 3: load of gifts.

1940
01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:06,280
Speaker 2: You. You did me a favor. You understand I needed

1941
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:06,800
Speaker 2: to get rid of you.

1942
01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:11,160
Speaker 3: That your home is just overflowing with new age things

1943
01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:13,639
Speaker 3: that kind of have kind of cloudy health.

1944
01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:14,759
Speaker 2: Bet yeah, yeah exactly.

1945
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:18,160
Speaker 3: But maybe it changes me, it improves, maybe it fixes

1946
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:18,960
Speaker 3: all of my produce.

1947
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,200
Speaker 2: I think it will. Thank you for being here. That's

1948
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:21,920
Speaker 2: a wonderful to me.

1949
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:26,559
Speaker 3: A pleasure listener. Now you can go. You've gotten tips,

1950
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:29,920
Speaker 3: you've gotten uh information, You've gone all sorts of things

1951
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,760
Speaker 3: through this podcast, and I hope you can kind of

1952
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:35,000
Speaker 3: incorporate those into your daily life or if you're like me,

1953
01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:37,600
Speaker 3: you will hear tips and advice and just kind of

1954
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,920
Speaker 3: put it aside and then just continue to live your

1955
01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:43,360
Speaker 3: normal life. That's also I guess that's fine. But you

1956
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:46,360
Speaker 3: now the podcast is over, so you've got to move

1957
01:28:46,439 --> 01:28:50,200
Speaker 3: on and come again soon. Take care, I love you,

1958
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:57,880
Speaker 3: Bye bye. I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production.

1959
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:01,439
Speaker 3: It's produced by our dear friend Elise Nelson, and it's

1960
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:05,439
Speaker 3: beautifully mixed by John Bradley. The theme song, of course,

1961
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:09,439
Speaker 3: could only come from a miracle worker, Amy Mann. You

1962
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:12,880
Speaker 3: must follow the show on Instagram at I said no gifts.

1963
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:15,080
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1964
01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:17,599
Speaker 3: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

1965
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,400
Speaker 3: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1966
01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:21,760
Speaker 1: He lie?

1967
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:22,280
Speaker 2: Invit?

1968
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:29,680
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Thought a man myself perfectly clear, But

1969
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:30,920
Speaker 1: you're a guess to me.

1970
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:39,840
Speaker 2: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no guests.

1971
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:46,920
Speaker 1: Your presences presence enough. I'm already had too much stuff,

1972
01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:48,360
Speaker 1: So how do you

1973
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:50,840
Speaker 2: Dad to survey me