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Speaker 1: tap and Brooke, do me a favor. Let's pretend that

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Speaker 1: you have a single attractive female friend. Just sus suspend

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Speaker 1: reality for me here for a second. And because one

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Speaker 1: of our listeners has a friend that just got out

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Speaker 1: of a relationship, so she wanted us to mess with

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Speaker 1: her and reached out to us saying, can you set

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Speaker 1: her up with a pretend doctor. Not only can we

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Speaker 1: do that, we're gonna put him at the hospital calling

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Speaker 1: while he's working. I'm just sure. Hope nothing goes wrong

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. The twenties. Hello, Hey

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Speaker 1: is this Audrey? Miss is she? Who is this? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is David. Ellie was supposed to tell

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Speaker 1: you it was gonna call Scalpel. Oh David, Okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I am amazing. I've heard a lot about you. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Ellie didn't really tell me much, but yeah, Ellie thought

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Speaker 1: that we might be a good match, you and I.

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Speaker 1: She said, you're recently single. Thank you. Oh sorry, are

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Speaker 1: you busy? Oh not really, No, I just heard some

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Speaker 1: noise in the background, so I didn't know if that

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Speaker 1: was you or me or what was going on. Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: I know you're probably hearing beeping and stuff. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how much Ellie told you, but I'm a doctor.

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Speaker 1: She did mention that, Yeah, I'm actually in the middle

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Speaker 1: of an eighteen hour shift right now, so I was like,

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Speaker 1: let's see what Audrey's up to. So you're calling from work,

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Speaker 1: then technically I'm in a surgery right now, but I've

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Speaker 1: got everything under control because you're calling me while you're

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Speaker 1: doing surgery. Well, it's just a simple carotid and dartrect

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Speaker 1: to me. I can do these in my sleep. Actually

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Speaker 1: actually did once. Pretty impressive. I don't know if i'd

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Speaker 1: ever want my surgeon to be calling somebody. Sorry, hold

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Speaker 1: on a second, there, Audrey, nurse, can you get a

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Speaker 1: biopsy on that necrotic tissue we removed from her intestine?

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Speaker 1: So anyway, are you a virgo? Because I'm um, do

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Speaker 1: you want to call me later? Like that's totally fine. Later,

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Speaker 1: I just feel like maybe you should be concentrated. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: patient's blood pressures dropping. Give another ten million leaders of

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Speaker 1: a federant. So Ellie tells me you like beaches. Yeah, nurse,

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Speaker 1: hold the screen in place for me. We have to

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Speaker 1: stop the hemorrhaging. I think we should hang up. I

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Speaker 1: think you should do a VFIP stat paddles on my mark. Clear.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, so hell you've got a favor. Oh my wine?

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Speaker 1: I don't think this is again. Clear. You need to

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Speaker 1: focus on the job right now. Check to weave a

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Speaker 1: pulse forget about what my sign is? What kind of wine?

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Speaker 1: I like to focus? Okay, thank god he's back. Maybe

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Speaker 1: we should hit him one more time just to be safe.

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Speaker 1: Go on my mark one, two three? Clear? What you're

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Speaker 1: happening right now? Goes back to the wine? You like

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Speaker 1: a full body tab? Or are you more of a

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Speaker 1: restling job? Hey? You know, I think I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: and just call me back. No, No, don't worry. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna be fine. I haven't lost anybody since Tuesday. It's Wednesday, Like,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean? Well, I haven't slept for days.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I probably shouldn't even be in here right now.

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Speaker 1: I am pretty luby. Sorry what were you saying? I

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Speaker 1: really am just not comfortable, and I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: honestly think we're a match. So I'm gonna let Ellie know.

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Speaker 1: You do realize that I am a doctor. I do

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Speaker 1: realize that. Yes, well, nobody says no to dating a doctor.

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Speaker 1: Well I am I am, because I find you very

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Speaker 1: unprofessional and that just is a big red flag for

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Speaker 1: me in a relationship. All right, clear, we gotta revive this.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, please just help your pace clear. No,

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Speaker 1: looks like this prank phone call has died. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand why you're still talking to me. Honestly, I'm talking

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Speaker 1: to you you because I'm not actually a doctor doing surgery

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Speaker 1: on anybody. I'm just a radio host and I'm doing

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call on you. What. No, you're not.

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Speaker 1: My name's jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. Your friend Ellie set you up. She

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Speaker 1: didn't what she emailed us, and she said that she

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Speaker 1: this weekend, and she wanted us to freak you out

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Speaker 1: before it. You didn't think that was like unprofessional right clear,

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Speaker 1: No now, I'm I am professional awful wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with funk taps weekday mornings on the Twenties, Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, Morning