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Speaker 1: Welcome to the brand new full show.

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much for being here at Sprick and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning, and we had a lot of fun

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Speaker 2: ahead of us. We got a brand new textual healing

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Speaker 2: with one of our listeners.

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Speaker 1: Needing help texting her ex.

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Speaker 3: Which is always good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is always.

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Speaker 4: A fun one. I always saved mind is do not

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Speaker 4: call her? Do not text in my phone?

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Speaker 5: Yeah you know mine is marry her?

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Speaker 1: Oh but she do?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, we got some TikTok fun ahead of us, but yes,

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Speaker 4: we always love to highlight some of our favorite comments

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Speaker 4: of the week. Alexis, what are you seeing?

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Speaker 1: Yes, this will made me laugh.

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Speaker 4: Zardrick said, I sit in my cubicle waiting for these

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Speaker 4: to go up every morning, like a crocodile waiting for

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Speaker 4: a gazelle in the savannah.

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Speaker 1: What an analogy.

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Speaker 5: So the second you uploaded alexis he.

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Speaker 3: Pounces Yeah, every day, probably the first time.

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Speaker 1: We love that.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much for being here. Please subscribe it.

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Speaker 4: It helps us a lot.

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Speaker 2: And White Yeah, thank you that too, Jose And let's

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Speaker 2: get this full show started.

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Speaker 6: How do you feel about your own name? It's Brook

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Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I like mine too. I found out it's like a

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Speaker 1: guy's name in other countries. Yeah, it does sound like

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Speaker 1: a rus Like this, you sound like a Russian male.

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Speaker 6: That should make you hotter, if any. Most people have

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Speaker 6: kind of like a love hate relationship with their name,

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Speaker 6: Like maybe you wish your name was more common or

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Speaker 6: more unique, or it was easier to spell. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: it's like it's kyle q u E apostrophe I L

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Speaker 6: L E y e g h Kyle.

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Speaker 1: Why can't anyone get Nobody understand?

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Speaker 6: But according to a new poll, what percent of people

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Speaker 6: do think don't like their own name?

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Speaker 4: Any guests, I'm going to say, yeah, think fifty Only.

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Speaker 6: Six percent don't like their own name. I agree. I

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Speaker 6: think it seems awfully low. I expected way more self

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Speaker 6: loathing and hatred.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I meet people, I'm like, you just don't feel like

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Speaker 4: your name like, and then I rename them something in

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Speaker 4: my head and then I never people have never get it, like.

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Speaker 7: You look like a Jason when they're very you know,

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Speaker 7: when they see me, well, they don't know how hispanic

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Speaker 6: Well, four percent said they dislike it, two percent absolutely

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Speaker 6: hate their own. Meanwhile, forty two percent of people love

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Speaker 6: their name. Those are the ones who get it monogrammed

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Speaker 6: on their pillows and spell it out in led lights.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 6: Thirty one percent say they just like it. Nineteen percent

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Speaker 6: are kind of neutral on their name.

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Speaker 1: How are you on your name?

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey had absolutely hate it. It's the worst name.

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Speaker 1: What would you have named yourself?

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Speaker 6: I mean something cool like I was like Chase, Oh no, nice,

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Speaker 6: you're not so abrook and Chase, Yeah, I hate you.

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Speaker 6: Nineteen percent are just kind of neutral. They could be

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Speaker 6: named Dave or dishwasher or whatever. They don't care, that'll

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Speaker 1: Basically, just picked for your name.

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Speaker 6: Oh I like that's badass. Now let's move on to

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Speaker 6: the shock collar question of the day with the man

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Speaker 6: who has a very unique name. Hopefully I pronounce it right?

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Speaker 6: Is it Jack? Okay, let's do it.

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Speaker 8: Today is the birthday of actor, rapper and Boston legend

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Speaker 8: Mark Wahlberg.

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Speaker 1: He could have read twice market.

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Speaker 6: It's right somewhere right now.

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Speaker 8: He's been awake for seven hours, he's done two workouts,

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Speaker 8: he's prayed, he's golfed, he's cold plunged. Jompa juice, and

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Speaker 8: he's yelled at himself in the mirror for eating a

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Speaker 8: royalties from his Burger chain wallbergers.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, oh got.

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Speaker 1: The description of him is still killing.

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Speaker 8: It is why Marky Mark has been in the entertainment

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Speaker 8: industry for almost four decades now, and that's why in

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Speaker 8: honor of his big day, we're doing a special on

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Speaker 8: the Mark or Off the Mark edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 8: Here's how it works. You say number one through twenty,

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Speaker 8: I'll give you a fun fact about Mark Wahlberg. You

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Speaker 8: have to tell me if it's on the Mark true

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Speaker 8: woman who's the Marky Mark of our Funky Bunch. That's

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Speaker 8: seven number seven. Oh, it says your Mark Wahlberg. Fact

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Speaker 8: is in nineteen ninety two, before his acting career took off,

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Speaker 8: Mark Wahlberg made extra cash by recording personalized motivational quotes

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Speaker 8: for a one nine hundred numbering yell stuff like get

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Speaker 8: up be somebody? Is that fact on the Mark or

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Speaker 8: off the mark?

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Speaker 1: It's so good? I don't know if Jake just meet

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Speaker 4: I know because it sounds like a number that Chase

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Speaker 1: Jeff would never do that, but his alter.

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Speaker 4: Ego, Chase would call the number and listen, let's say

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Speaker 4: on the.

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Speaker 8: Mark, Alexis says, that's true. On the mark of the mark.

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Speaker 8: It definitely sounds like something he would do. But no,

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Speaker 8: we made that up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, definitely sounds like something he do.

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Speaker 8: Alexis, guess seven, Brooke. I need a different number from you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess five five Brook Here.

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Speaker 8: Mark Wahlberg fact is this. He once turned down a

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Speaker 8: role in The Fast and the Furious because he thought

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Speaker 8: the script was too slow and not as furious to

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Speaker 8: his liking as this fact on the mark or off

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Speaker 1: Oh God, can I give everyone a tip today?

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Speaker 4: He wrote like a memoir or something at like age

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Speaker 4: nineteen around.

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Speaker 1: There and it is the funniest thing you can look

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Speaker 1: up on the internet. I would highly suggest it today.

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Speaker 5: About this it's likening.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's terrible, I have Oh it's the it's the ultimate,

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Speaker 4: not pretty like it can't go harder.

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Speaker 5: He was super full of himself.

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Speaker 1: That's why I think this is probably on the Mark.

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Speaker 8: Brooks says, on the Mark the Mark, he was never

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Speaker 8: offered a role in The Fast and Furious, Jose, were

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Speaker 8: over to you. Five and seven have been chosen. Okay,

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Speaker 8: let's go eight eight, Jose. Your Mark Wahlberg fact is

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Speaker 8: this Mark Wahlberg got his first acting role playing a

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Speaker 8: time traveling janitor in a Canadian sci fi show. This

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Speaker 7: You know, it's when you're an actor, you always always

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Speaker 7: have the weirdest roles when you start, Like I swear,

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Speaker 7: I see Paul Rudd in the most random things. He's

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Speaker 7: been around forever, and he's in a commercial in the eighties,

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Speaker 7: and so I can see, like your first rule. Can

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Speaker 6: Mark Wahlberg doing a Canadian accent? I don't know if

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Speaker 6: he's able to do anything except his own voice.

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Speaker 4: That's where I'm with you, Jeff, And I think Canada

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Speaker 1: It's over any buddy else?

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Speaker 5: What if that was his persona? Like Rambo is Rambo

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Speaker 7: Right, It's like, yeah, this guy, Like what if Mark

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Speaker 7: is this guy in every country?

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Speaker 5: I think he is. I'm gonna say On the.

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Speaker 8: Mark, Jose says On The Mark, Yeah, today.

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Speaker 1: We believe everything about Marky Mark Gold.

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Speaker 8: Everything's feasible.

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Speaker 5: He's done.

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Speaker 8: All that was totally fake. He got his start as

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Speaker 8: the front man of the music group Market Mark, and

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Speaker 8: then that really was his first That was the underwear thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, his mom was not happy about the underwear thing.

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Speaker 6: What underwear thing?

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Speaker 8: Oh, I'll show you some h Yeah, you'll love it.

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Speaker 1: Yees.

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Speaker 8: Oh, Jeffrey, it's your return. You got to get this writer.

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Speaker 8: I'm winning Today's Plenty of twenty number eleven, number eleven, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 8: Your Mark Wahlberg fact is a follows. He was originally

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Speaker 8: supposed to play Linus in Ocean's eleven, but dropped out

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Speaker 8: and was replaced by Matt Damon. Is this fact on

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Speaker 6: Linus is? Is he the nerdy one in that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. He's Matt Damon.

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Speaker 8: He's the son of the He's always talk about his

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Speaker 6: He's not the computer nerdy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you think out of all.

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Speaker 2: The actors, Marky Mark and Matt Damon are easily interchangeable

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they're both like attractive white dudes with the same

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I think in the In the Ocean's

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Speaker 6: that's worried that like he wants everything to go right.

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Speaker 6: That feels like it fits Mark Wahlberg's personality kind of

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Speaker 6: the time. I'm gonna say it's on the Mark.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey says, that's true. The Mark.

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Speaker 10: He was supposed to.

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Speaker 8: Be Linus but passed and did Planet of the Apes instead.

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Speaker 1: What a choice.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey nailed it today when he won PL twenty.

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Speaker 6: All right, so I'm gonna be no, not me. I'm

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Speaker 6: gonna choose who gets shocked while they sing good Vibrations

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Speaker 6: by market Mark get shocked, of course. I don't want

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Speaker 6: to get shaq Jose you probably know this one.

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Speaker 7: I shouldn't have spoken up um the vibration, lack of

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Speaker 7: sun kiss man, you want to know, Hey, done this?

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Speaker 1: I don't know that song?

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Speaker 6: It was on points your shot collar question of the day,

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Speaker 6: got your phones tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: They say, in a marriage, if you want to maintain

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Speaker 6: a healthy relationship, you have to tell each other everything.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely. Communication is key.

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Speaker 6: Your dreams, your fears, your secret crush that you've had

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Speaker 6: on that guy from the radio with the sexy.

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Speaker 6: You gotta tell your spouse. But one of our listeners says,

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Speaker 6: one thing he's been keeping in his wallet for the

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Speaker 5: the hours.

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Speaker 4: I saw one about purchasing one from their elderly father

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this person says, I'm just worried they'll ask and

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Speaker 4: No, Like, am I not good enough for you?

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Speaker 1: Have some boundaries?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, On this show we offer a different kind of

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Speaker 6: name Keith. So, Keith, welcome, lay down on the table,

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Speaker 12: Hey, Hey, what's going on? Everybody? That was too much?

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Speaker 1: That that's okay, we understand your boundaries now, Keith.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So you want to just do a regular confession

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Speaker 12: Just a regular confession. That funny confession to me. So

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Speaker 12: I hope y'all think it's a funny confession as well.

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Speaker 6: Awesome, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Usually people are really nervous, but I love that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we can't wait. Voice changes on. You're the mass speaker.

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Speaker 6: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 7: He's like, I stole someone's identity.

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Speaker 12: I'm not the criminal onness, but somebody else.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what do you got keys?

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Speaker 12: I've been married now for about twelve years. Just want

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Speaker 1: Whenever you start like that, there's a button.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I got I got it into that. It's a funny, beautiful,

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Speaker 11: Man.

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Speaker 12: And we tell each other everything in the marriage. I

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Speaker 1: Everything agreed, agreed.

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Speaker 12: But there is one thing I would never tell. How

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Speaker 11: Real?

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Speaker 1: You won't even tell your wife's this.

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Speaker 12: I can't tell her, man. And it's a secret that

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Speaker 12: I keep about her in my wallet and I've had

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Speaker 1: Now, what a secret about her?

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Speaker 12: It's her mugshot photo?

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Speaker 1: What wait?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: Wait? You keep your wife's mugshot?

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Speaker 4: How would she not know about her own mugshot photo?

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Speaker 12: Holdo, she's not killers, OJ sens and anything. I just

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Speaker 6: That was definitely where my mind went immediately. You're like,

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Speaker 6: I love her so much, she's so sweet.

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Speaker 12: You won't see her home dayline tonight, I promise.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 12: So she had a traffic violation. She didn't appear in court.

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, okay, so yeah, so she affled the pay

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Speaker 12: gotta be honest with you. This mug shot. She's so

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Speaker 1: Wait, wait, you think she's hot in the mugshot?

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Speaker 12: Hey, so you got to think a regular mug shot.

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Speaker 12: You're getting arrested. You don't have time to make up

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Speaker 12: or anything. Because she was going to court. She had

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Speaker 12: time to put on makeup. I mean, she looked so fierce.

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Speaker 12: So I printed it and I put it in my wallet.

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Speaker 12: I haven't hit it in my wallet.

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Speaker 4: Yo, okay, just because it like gets you going a

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Speaker 12: It's like you've been on Facebook and you see these

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Speaker 1: If I was her, yeah yeah, wait, does she not

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Speaker 1: know you have it in your wallet?

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Speaker 12: Oh she doesn't know. She would be so embarrassed. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 12: she'll make me throw it away. She would be so embarrassed.

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Speaker 5: Well, what it makes sense? Like just knowing, like I've

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Speaker 5: been to jail, no matter what it's for.

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Speaker 6: Your wife doesn't want you going around town showing her

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Speaker 6: mugshot photos to everybody that you know.

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Speaker 12: Hey first, okay, so don't judge me. I do show

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Speaker 11: You do.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't want people to know that she was arrested.

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Speaker 12: But she's so beautiful in it. I've shown in the Bartenders,

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Speaker 12: I've shown in the Uber Drivers, because peopoul be like, hey,

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Speaker 12: are you married? I'm like, I'm married. Check this out.

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Speaker 12: And everybody has seen in there, even like oh my god,

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Speaker 12: she's beautiful, beautiful.

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Speaker 6: In like a terrifying scary here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get busted.

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Speaker 4: Somebody's gonna see her and be like, oh, you're the

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Speaker 4: bugshot hatie.

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Speaker 12: That's the thing. I'm really good at hiding it from

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Speaker 12: her because she does. Don't get through my wile anything

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Speaker 12: like that. Like my daughter, I have a we have

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Speaker 12: a three year old daughter, and one day she grabbed

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Speaker 12: grab it real quick.

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Speaker 6: Was your wife in the room, Yeah, my.

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Speaker 12: Wife was in the room. My wife was in the room.

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Speaker 12: I took the picture and.

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Speaker 1: Ate it one way to get rid of the evidence.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Wait then then you got it back.

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Speaker 12: No, I printed out another Oh, like.

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Speaker 6: You have to recover it out of you know. Okay, good,

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Speaker 6: you didn't put it in there. Don't put that back

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Speaker 6: in the wall.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What do you think your wife would do if she

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Speaker 2: found out you had this picture in your wallet?

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Speaker 12: She would probably tell me to throw it away because

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Speaker 12: she would be embarrassed.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, if she found it, then she would actually become

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Speaker 6: a murderer when she got an even sexier mud shut

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Speaker 6: photo book the second time.

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Speaker 5: She won't show up for that.

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Speaker 4: Classic wife that's actually really cute.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're never gonna show her. No plans, no plans.

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Speaker 12: Are showing it. I'm taking it to the grave, matter

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Speaker 12: of fact. On my when I'm dying, my lands words

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Speaker 12: will be like check the wallet.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god. That's hilarious. Text in seven eighty five

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Speaker 6: nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding

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Speaker 6: on to, we can hid your identity master voice and

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Speaker 6: make you our next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up

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Speaker 6: right after.

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Speaker 11: This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Brook.

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Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning. And today we prank a

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Speaker 6: dad who volunteered to help set up for his kids

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Speaker 6: middle school dance. And you'd think if a guy's offering

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Speaker 6: to do such a nice, selfless thing, you wouldn't want

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Speaker 6: to mess with that, right, No, he should be celebrated. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 6: not with us. No, we're gonna prank him in your

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Speaker 6: phone tap right now?

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Speaker 11: Another?

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Speaker 12: Hello?

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Speaker 1: All right? Is this Kevin?

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Speaker 11: Sure? Is master?

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Speaker 4: I'm speaking with absolutely This is Janet Throttle bamb I'm

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Speaker 4: with the middle school PTA, just calling to go for

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Speaker 4: a few last minute things before Friday.

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Speaker 10: Oh, Mia, what's what's going on Friday?

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Speaker 11: Hello?

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Speaker 3: It's the big dance Knock knock?

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Speaker 6: Anybody home the dance?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that's that's right.

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Speaker 4: I got you who You got me scared there for

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Speaker 4: a second. Didn't want to lose our DJ?

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Speaker 13: Lose?

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Speaker 10: Why would we lose the DJ?

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Speaker 13: What are you talking.

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Speaker 1: About, fuddy? It's not funny.

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Speaker 10: I'm not trying to be funny.

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Speaker 12: What's going on with the DJ?

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Speaker 1: Well, you're on the schedule. It's our DJ for the night.

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Speaker 4: Hold on what and we are so grateful that you volunteered.

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Speaker 4: Not a lot of dads step up like hold on.

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Speaker 8: I got to stop you there.

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Speaker 10: I'm not the DJ. I'm supposed to be helping set up,

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Speaker 10: but I'm not the DJ.

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Speaker 11: There's no way.

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Speaker 4: Just like Beyonce, she also claims she doesn't DJ.

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Speaker 5: Hold on.

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Speaker 1: What that is the kind of humility we love from

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Speaker 1: our performers.

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Speaker 10: Now, Okay, yeah, no, seriously, I don't mean be right.

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Speaker 10: I don't know how to DJ. I mean I was

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Speaker 10: I was informed that I was simply setting up tables,

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Speaker 10: chairs and decorations.

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Speaker 4: Informing you now then, huh, because we've already printed the

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Speaker 4: flyers with your name on them.

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Speaker 3: DJ Midlife Crisis like it?

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Speaker 12: Wow?

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Speaker 11: Really?

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Speaker 10: DJ Midlife Crisis.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the glitter banner is getting laminated as we speak.

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Speaker 10: A glitter banner.

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Speaker 13: The kids are going.

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Speaker 12: To be so hyped.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how fun is that?

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Speaker 10: I don't see this being fun.

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Speaker 11: It's middle school.

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Speaker 10: It's like I'm going to be transported back in time

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Speaker 10: and I'm going to be made fun of it all

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Speaker 10: over again.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we would never set you up for that.

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Speaker 4: We even asked one of our sixth graders to bring

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Speaker 4: his equipment and assist you.

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Speaker 6: DJ Skibbitty Skibbity DJ s Gibbety Okay, now you're done.

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Speaker 3: Skimvity, that's okay. Two Skivity's is lit.

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Speaker 13: Listen.

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Speaker 10: I seriously don't want to disappoint the kids at all,

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Speaker 10: but if I have to do this, prepare for a

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Speaker 10: train wreck because it's going to be bad.

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Speaker 1: So that's a yes.

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Speaker 4: All right, Okay, listen, we'll take care of everything. Light

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Speaker 4: sounds Skibby. Skibby will be your hype man.

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Speaker 1: He's great. Oh he has backflips and calls people.

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Speaker 10: Bro, that sounds like a nightmare.

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Speaker 4: Listen, you ordered two gallons of energy drink for your

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Speaker 4: green room. He's not going to be enough because you're

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Speaker 4: on for five hours five hours.

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Speaker 10: There's no way I can d day for five hours.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it's not just you. Remember Skibbitty, your hype man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll help you deal with all the breaks. We

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Speaker 3: know how those midlife bladders go.

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Speaker 10: First of all, I mean, I'm kind of offended because

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Speaker 10: I'm not that old. But at the same time, I

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Speaker 10: don't know what music to play. What am I going

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Speaker 10: to get up there and play?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I got your back, Bro.

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Speaker 10: You just called me Bro.

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Speaker 5: Hold up, you're sure right.

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Speaker 4: All you got to do is throw my playlist down

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Speaker 4: on those ones and twos.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, I've got.

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Speaker 4: Three different versions of Drops of Jupiter.

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Speaker 1: We should hear it in acoustic.

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Speaker 10: All right, this can't be real. Somebody has to be

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Speaker 10: messing with me.

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Speaker 4: Someone definitely is just like I mess around with mister Brightside.

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Speaker 10: Could somebody please just tell me what the hell is

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Speaker 10: going on? I'd like to know.

452
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Speaker 1: Man, you're hard Kevin. This is a prank phone call

453
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Speaker 1: and you're on.

454
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Speaker 5: The radio right now.

455
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Speaker 10: Oh my god, are you serious. There's no way.

456
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:30,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, your wife Shelley set you up for radio show

457
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,320
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

458
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Speaker 10: Oh my god, I can't. I can't believe she did

459
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Speaker 10: to this.

460
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Speaker 1: Man.

461
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Speaker 13: You guys are awesome.

462
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,359
Speaker 4: She said you got roped into helping out with the

463
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Speaker 4: middle school dance this Friday.

464
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Speaker 10: So yeah, I sure did. But nobody told me about

465
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Speaker 10: being a DJ.

466
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Speaker 3: So well DJ Midwife, Crysis, your fans will wait.

467
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Speaker 10: Don't forget Skibbity Skivvy or whatever the hell that kid's

468
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:50,840
Speaker 10: name is.

469
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Speaker 3: That's right, bro, The wake.

470
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Speaker 11: Up every morning was funk Tap weekday mornings on the twenties,

471
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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning on this show.

472
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Speaker 6: We're always trying to get people together, whether it's two

473
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Speaker 6: of our listeners for a second date yeh, or hooking

474
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Speaker 6: up our digital producer Jake with Brook's mom. We are

475
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:18,480
Speaker 6: constantly trying to make love happen. Doesn't mean anything, Okay,

476
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,880
Speaker 6: it's about love, Brook, and it takes a lot of

477
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Speaker 6: work doing it every single day.

478
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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.

479
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Speaker 6: That's why. Thank god, we have a woman on the

480
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 6: phone who wants us to do the exact opposite. Oh,

481
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 6: she needs to make it clear no love will happen

482
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,680
Speaker 6: between her and one dude who's coming over to her

483
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 6: place later, and this particular situation is extremely awkward for her.

484
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 6: You'll understand why she needs our help when we do

485
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 6: some textual healing coming up next, text you will healing textual.

486
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Speaker 6: Most people who need help texting our ninety six year

487
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Speaker 6: old grandma's who can't figure out which side of the

488
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 6: iPhone is the touch part. But occasionally regular folks need

489
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Speaker 6: assistance with texting too, when they're in an awkward predicament

490
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 6: and they aren't sure what to write to.

491
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Speaker 1: One of our ninety five year old listeners.

492
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Speaker 6: Yeah, might be, we might be. That's the whole reason

493
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,879
Speaker 6: we created this segment textual Healing, where we assist listeners

494
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Speaker 6: of all ages, grandmas to newborns, and we help them

495
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Speaker 6: craft the perfect message. And who's emailed the show today

496
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Speaker 6: requesting our textual expertise or expertise. Her name is Brianna. Brianna,

497
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Speaker 6: welcome to the show.

498
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Speaker 13: Hi, thank you. I appreciate you taking my call.

499
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Speaker 1: You're welcome, Brianna, and we're going to be taking your text.

500
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Speaker 6: Yeah possible.

501
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Speaker 13: Oh I see what you did.

502
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm really smart. We're really the smartest guy on

503
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Speaker 5: the show.

504
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Speaker 6: So, Brianna, tell us about what's your awkward situation? Why

505
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Speaker 6: do you need our help?

506
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Speaker 13: So I just don't know what to say, and I'm

507
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Speaker 13: hoping you guys can help me. So I had a

508
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Speaker 13: guy over for a date. That's not the problem.

509
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Speaker 1: That is a good thing to say show.

510
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Speaker 13: Let me just start that right there. Okay, but he

511
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Speaker 13: found a gold chain in one of my bathroom drawers.

512
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 13: It's a long story, but I look at it and

513
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 13: I realized it's my ex boyfriend.

514
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dude, I can't believe your date was snooping

515
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Speaker 4: in your bathroom drawers.

516
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Speaker 13: Well no, I ask him to get something out from me.

517
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, that's good. Is it expensive? Gold chains.

518
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't get rid of it that either how thick

519
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Speaker 1: was it?

520
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Speaker 5: Was it like a thin one or what?

521
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Speaker 13: Well, it's it's real gold, Like it's real. But it's

522
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 13: something I would have thrown out, except that his grandmother

523
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 13: gave it to him, like it's got sentimental values.

524
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Speaker 1: To my gosh, you got to give it back to us.

525
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Speaker 13: I know. But well, see now you're kind of getting

526
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Speaker 13: to exactly my problem because I texted him and I said, hey,

527
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Speaker 13: I finder change, you want to come grab it? And

528
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Speaker 13: he sends me back this text and he's like, oh,

529
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Speaker 13: sure you did. You can just say you want some

530
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Speaker 13: of this with like one of those little squirky winky Oh,

531
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Speaker 13: I see why.

532
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Speaker 1: It's your ex Yeah.

533
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Speaker 6: But in his defense, you did say you want to

534
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Speaker 6: come over and grab it. That can you interpreted a

535
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Speaker 6: lot of different Really, I'm just saying, yeah.

536
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Speaker 13: I did definitely set myself up for that one. And

537
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Speaker 13: part of how I set myself up for it was

538
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 13: that two months ago his AirPods were still here. We

539
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 13: worke up about three months ago, and after about a

540
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 13: month I found it air pods and I texted him

541
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Speaker 13: to stop buying grab him like a same kind of thing,

542
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Speaker 13: and he came over and we ended up hooking up.

543
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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so there's precedence for this now.

544
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Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately is going to come over. It's just

545
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Speaker 1: good bound to happen.

546
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Speaker 6: Okay, KPX is away from Brooks House, that's just definitely

547
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Speaker 6: going to happen.

548
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Speaker 2: I mean, that's why you got to meet in a

549
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Speaker 2: place like a parking lot or well park that yeah, parking.

550
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Speaker 6: Lot with a gorgeous view of the city.

551
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Speaker 11: Yeah.

552
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Speaker 13: So I just I need to be able to text

553
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Speaker 13: him in a way that he knows is like, no,

554
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Speaker 13: that's not what I want. I just want you to

555
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 13: get your stuff, okay, And he's coming over at six tonight,

556
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 13: Like he's already said straight up that he's coming over.

557
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Speaker 2: I understand why his response was the grab it saying

558
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Speaker 2: then yeah it makes sense.

559
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Speaker 6: Now, yeah, he's thinking that you're trying to set it

560
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Speaker 6: up again. But can't you just tell him like, no,

561
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Speaker 6: I'm just going to leave it under my doormat, I'll

562
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Speaker 6: be like away from home.

563
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Speaker 13: I could, but I just don't wanted to get stolen, because,

564
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Speaker 13: like I said, his grandmother gave it time. So that's

565
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Speaker 13: why I didn't just put it in the mail, can.

566
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Speaker 2: I ask, yeah, is there any part of you that

567
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Speaker 2: kinda wants to hook up with it when he comes over?

568
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Speaker 11: No?

569
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Speaker 1: Just jacket?

570
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Speaker 13: Okay, No, I mean that's a fair question. But yeah,

571
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Speaker 13: if you've been there the last time, you would have

572
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Speaker 13: understood why I did not want you.

573
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Speaker 1: What was the last thing that was said between you two?

574
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Speaker 13: The last thing was that he was going to come

575
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Speaker 13: over a sixth and he said I'm going to give

576
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Speaker 13: you something of mine too.

577
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yeah, it was.

578
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Speaker 13: Kind of gross.

579
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Speaker 6: And oh yeah, okay, so the wheels are already in motion.

580
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Speaker 6: You're trying to make it really really clear to him

581
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Speaker 6: that nothing is going to happen and there's no lingering

582
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,159
Speaker 6: feelings there right.

583
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 13: Like you're not coming inside. I'm just going to hand

584
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Speaker 13: it to you at the door. Peace out, Go have

585
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 13: a great life.

586
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Speaker 5: Should be easy.

587
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Speaker 6: Just able to say, Hi, I don't have a lot

588
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Speaker 6: of time.

589
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Speaker 5: That's it.

590
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Speaker 2: I think you need more than that. I think you

591
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Speaker 2: need to say i'm short on time. I've got a

592
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Speaker 2: date at six thirty.

593
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Speaker 1: Yeah, boyfriend already?

594
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Speaker 11: Right?

595
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Speaker 13: Does that not make me kind of sound like a

596
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Speaker 13: why do you care?

597
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Speaker 1: It's your ex?

598
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 11: You?

599
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,239
Speaker 13: You're right, You're right.

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Speaker 6: It sounds like you're trying to make him jealous a

601
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Speaker 6: little bit.

602
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Speaker 13: Like that's what I'm afraid of.

603
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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, then you say I poop my pants, I

604
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 5: have to change.

605
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Speaker 13: No, that would probably take care of it.

606
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Speaker 5: Yeah, let's hope he doesn't have a rebuttal for that.

607
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Speaker 6: Can you be like really direct and say I think

608
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Speaker 6: you're reading too far into this?

609
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Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, just be like you don't flatter yourself, yeah.

610
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Speaker 1: Or you really want him to leave you alone?

611
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Speaker 2: You say, well, last time was pretty disappointing, so I

612
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Speaker 2: don't want to go down that road again.

613
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Speaker 3: Honestly, that's how my friends text their x.

614
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 5: I would like every time was disappointing.

615
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Speaker 13: And that would not be a lie.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, so let's let's be direct. Sprinkle a little

617
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 6: bit of honesty in there too, and okay, so you're

618
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 6: bad in bed.

619
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably take it as a joke there.

620
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Speaker 13: Well, yeah, I don't want him to take it as

621
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Speaker 13: a personal challenge to be like a huh.

622
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 6: We probably should sprinkle a little bit of humor in

623
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Speaker 6: there too, just to lighten the blow. So if you're like, well,

624
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 6: slow down, Romeo, last time didn't go so well, you're

625
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 6: reading too far into this.

626
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 13: Okay, or I just want to hand it off at

627
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Speaker 13: the door, like that's.

628
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Speaker 1: It about last time didn't leave me wanting more? We're good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

630
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Speaker 7: I still feel like if you put yourself in a

631
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 7: short time window, like I only have two minutes, you

632
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Speaker 7: know something like.

633
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Speaker 5: That got a help?

634
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Speaker 13: Or now I think it might because I didn't say so.

635
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Speaker 13: He was soon as like I'm coming over tomorrow at six,

636
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Speaker 13: like I didn't invite him over.

637
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Speaker 6: Okay, you can say I like the one that Brooke

638
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 6: said last time didn't leave me. What did you say?

639
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Speaker 1: I said, last time didn't leave me wanting more?

640
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're good, We're good.

641
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Speaker 11: Okay.

642
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: I feel like this is going to be really simple.

643
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 5: That I hope he should read that and go, oh okay,

644
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 5: no worries.

645
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 6: See at six, did you send it?

646
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 11: Yeah?

647
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 6: Okay, this may be the most boring.

648
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 3: UH want to right back, and he says, okay, it's

649
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Speaker 3: like I have.

650
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Speaker 5: A great day. Okay.

651
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 6: I mean that would be the smoothest textual healing we

652
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,439
Speaker 6: ever did. But I can't believe I'm hoping for boring

653
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 6: as we continue. But if he responds to that when

654
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 6: we continue textual healing right after this hold on, we're

655
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Speaker 6: just showing us. We're in the middle of textual healing

656
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 6: with our listener Brianna, who recently found her ex boyfriend's

657
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 6: gold chain in her bathroom drawer, and the chain has

658
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 6: sentimental value because his grandma gifted it to him, so

659
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 6: she can't just toss it out or pawn it on

660
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 6: eBay like most of us would.

661
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Speaker 2: And she's actually a really nice person. Yeah, I mean,

662
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Speaker 2: she's been much kinder to her ex than I would

663
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Speaker 2: have ever.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh, what would you do, bro because you said

665
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 6: you would hook up with him?

666
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, I mean.

667
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: That could also be punishment.

668
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 6: But when she texted him to come by and get

669
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 6: his chain, the X assumed that was an invitation to

670
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 6: exchange more than just jewelry.

671
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: Well, because of what happened last time he stopped by.

672
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 6: Because last time he forgot his AirPods or something and

673
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 6: they ended up hooking up. So he is coming by

674
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Speaker 6: later today, which is why Brianna needs help making it

675
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 6: clear there will be no romance happening, not tonight, not

676
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Speaker 6: the next night, not ever.

677
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 5: She's willing to give him the gold chain, but just

678
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 5: a handoff.

679
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 6: Yes, So Brooke came up with the text idea of

680
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 6: sending him honestly last time didn't exactly leave me wanting more.

681
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 6: We're good. Just get the chain I get.

682
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: I still love it, though it is it's harsh.

683
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 6: Now that was the goal? Yeah, yeah, Brianna. Has your

684
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 6: ex responded to that?

685
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 11: Yeah? He did.

686
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 13: He did.

687
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, have a smile in your voice.

688
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, he wrote, ha ha ha. Well I'm with someone

689
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 13: you know anyway, and she doesn't have any complaints.

690
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 5: You both went in that sense.

691
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: There you go, So he's not somebody else.

692
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 5: Congratulate him and say I'll see it.

693
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 6: And really he's trying to make her jealous by pointing

694
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 6: out that he has a new girl.

695
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: It didn't work on us, though, but it doesn't work

696
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: on her because.

697
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 6: No, I'm just pointing out, like the point of his

698
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 6: the ex boyfriend is trying to push back on you.

699
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: Clearly, Does that upset you that he's with somebody else?

700
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,239
Speaker 13: No, I just look, I just texted him back real

701
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 13: quick because he's just acting like a child.

702
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 6: But we're supposed to craft one together.

703
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: To text back to acting like a child. He was

704
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: just telling you that he's in a relationship.

705
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 13: Well, I think you're right, though, I think he was

706
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 13: just trying to make me.

707
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: Jealous, pretend it's real.

708
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 6: What do you what did you write?

709
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 13: Oh no, I just wrote where did you find her?

710
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 13: The animal shelter? Like what.

711
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 3: That's really?

712
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 6: I mean, it is kind of funny, but it's.

713
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: Spirally.

714
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't want to get like into a fight

715
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 6: with him, right.

716
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 5: You kind of escalated this.

717
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 13: I didn't escalated. No, no, no, no, no, I didn't escalate.

718
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 13: Does he escalated by bringing up some girl?

719
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 6: And actually, if we really want to point fingers, brook

720
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 6: is the one who came up with the first text,

721
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 6: and it was kind of sassy, and that started off

722
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 6: this whole chain.

723
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 5: New girlfriend escalated.

724
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 2: I'me I think the more we get into this, the

725
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: more I'm storted to.

726
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: Feel that you still have feelings.

727
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 6: Yes you guys, Brooks projecting again.

728
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 13: I just say no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

729
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 13: miss brook No, I do not want to get back

730
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 13: together with him. I do not have feelings for him.

731
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 13: That is that is a big fat no.

732
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: Okay. I told you we should have said the fake

733
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: boyfriend thing first. He beat us to it.

734
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 6: Now you've already sent the animal shelter comment. Has he

735
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 6: responded back?

736
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 11: He did?

737
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 13: Oh god, please.

738
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 5: Don't be something bad.

739
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 6: What did he say?

740
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 13: It's not bad, it's just stupid. It's like, if somebody

741
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,040
Speaker 13: sounds jealous, I can bring her with me and you

742
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 13: can just act like adults and I get my necklace.

743
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 12: I mean.

744
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 5: Playing the mature card.

745
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: That's what your guys fights were like when you were dating.

746
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, who's the anyone? And who's so mature to bring

747
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 6: your new girlfriend to your ex girlfriend's apartment and parade

748
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 6: her in front of you?

749
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 5: I'm mature?

750
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 9: Burn yeah bring it's like a sarcastic Yeah, totally jealous

751
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 9: of his I love this too much.

752
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 11: World.

753
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 6: Okay, so what do we right back to respond to

754
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 6: that with?

755
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 13: Actually already texted him.

756
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 6: The point of this segment.

757
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: You call this for help.

758
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 3: I don't care anymore.

759
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 6: What did you say?

760
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,959
Speaker 13: I just I just said, please really don't bring her

761
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 13: over here. I don't need her over here because we've

762
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 13: already had the apartment's breaks for pest sprays.

763
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,239
Speaker 11: You mean about her?

764
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 5: You are really good at burns.

765
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 13: There ext I'm trying.

766
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 4: Well, shoot, now you got to pay for pest like

767
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 4: she's some sort of cockroach or something.

768
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 13: Wait for him, right, yeah, Oh, trust me, believe me

769
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 13: he's probably worse than that. If he's dating her, she's

770
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 13: probably worse than that.

771
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 4: Okay, but you were dating him at some point, so

772
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 4: doesn't that make you on the same level as her.

773
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes it worse.

774
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, but you know he was batting out of his

775
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 13: league when he was.

776
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 6: With me, and he's downgraded and pest all right, right, yeah, yeah,

777
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 6: oh yeah.

778
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 13: He said, you got to be kidding me. He said,

779
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 13: she's not going to be with me, but I'm going

780
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 13: to bring my overnight bag just in case.

781
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: What now, we went back to him hooking up with you, he.

782
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 3: Got he got off track there.

783
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's willing to take whatever he can get. Don't

784
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 6: write anything back yet, Brionna. Okay, don't don't write anything.

785
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 6: We want to help you craft this next text one.

786
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 2: I don't think this girlfriend even exists, to be honest,

787
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 2: I think she's made up.

788
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 6: That might be true, Okay, it might be true, but

789
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 6: at this point, he thinks he's coming over and he's

790
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 6: gonna stay the night.

791
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're both being sassy back and forth. There's

792
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: like a tension thing going on.

793
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 5: How do you stop the tension? Does anybody know, Brianna?

794
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 6: What are your thoughts right.

795
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 13: Now, like what are you Well, Like I'm thinking about it,

796
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 13: and I'm like, you know what, it's fine. I can

797
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 13: handle this, Like he can just come over and watch

798
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:17,919
Speaker 13: a movie or whatever.

799
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 6: But that's it. Now you're gonna invite him in to

800
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 6: watch a movie with you?

801
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, because then that way he can see is like, okay,

802
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 13: to the movie, and then he's gonna like close in

803
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 13: and I'm gonna be like, Pisa, you need to.

804
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 5: Go the next morning.

805
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: In the ten minutes that I've known you, I know,

806
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: I think it'll be fine.

807
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 12: I really do.

808
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 13: I think if you can just come.

809
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 6: Over and you can take your shirt off, come inside,

810
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 6: and then nothing will happen. I promise.

811
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 5: Watch him forget the chain after all this.

812
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 13: Oh god, so that's fine. So I just sent him

813
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 13: the movie text, tell me I can.

814
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 6: Come over every week, And you already sent that.

815
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 5: Well else you didn't have to do a lot of

816
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 5: work today, are you.

817
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 4: Okay?

818
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 13: Look, you don't understand. I've already said, like, I'm not

819
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 13: gonna do anything. You're gonna come over to watch a

820
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 13: movie and I'm going to kick him the beep out.

821
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's gonna be a lot of beep that.

822
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: You set those boundaries strong.

823
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 13: Exactly, and so like just I'll just keep you guys

824
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 13: posted and what happened.

825
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 4: Okay, I think we know what's gonna happen, but if

826
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 4: you want to call us and confirm it, that would

827
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 4: be great.

828
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 13: You know what, you can say that, but trust me,

829
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 13: you are going to be shocked and amazed because I

830
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 13: am not doing anything. I'm kicking him out.

831
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: I shocked and amazed if that actually happened. I do

832
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: feel like she's going to find another item of.

833
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 3: His In two more months.

834
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 6: When you want your second date update with your ex boyfriend,

835
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 6: will be here.

836
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 13: She has a sock for you, all.

837
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 6: Right, so we okay, So at this point, we started

838
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 6: with you wanting to tell your ex boyfriend that there

839
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 6: is no chance of any romance. You could just get

840
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 6: his chain. Now we're inviting him inside the apartment to

841
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 6: watch a movie with his pants.

842
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 3: But the din't kick him out again.

843
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, you better not kiss. We're in a good place.

844
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 13: Oh I'm sorry, but that sounds like a good plan

845
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 13: to me.

846
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 11: As long as you're happy freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

847
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 6: Well, I've actually got an update. Oh my god, I'm

848
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 6: an update from Brianna. She wrote to us. She said,

849
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 6: dear Brook and Jeffrey, thanks again for your help. Although

850
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 6: I didn't really need much advice from you, I really

851
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 6: appreciate you having me on the show and hearing my story.

852
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 5: Okay, she thinks she doesn't need advice, but she.

853
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: Says I wish she would have listened to her.

854
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't even care, she says. F Yi, he

855
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 6: did come over. We watched a movie. Yea, and nothing happened.

856
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: Yeah right.

857
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 6: She does go on and say, but the next morning,

858
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 6: something did happen after he's spent the night. I held

859
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 6: off for a very very long time, though, So give

860
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 6: a girl some credit.

861
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 11: That is.

862
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 6: She almost what a full twenty four hours?

863
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:02,399
Speaker 11: Good?

864
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: She just needs to lead into it.

865
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 5: Just get with a guy. She's lying to herself.

866
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 6: She says, that was the last time ever, So I

867
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 6: hope he enjoyed it. Love always, your fan, Brionna.

868
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: Oh Man, I can't wait for our next update. For

869
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 1: three months and then hooked up again.

870
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 5: I found a paper clip you left over here.

871
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 6: Oh my god. But hey, if you ever need help

872
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 6: with texting, with your dating life, with anything, you can

873
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 6: always email the show. We'll reach out to that person

874
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 6: for you, Rookie Jeffrey in the morning, an insider at

875
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 6: a certain popular burger chain finally reveals the secret that

876
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 6: millions have wanted to know for decades.

877
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: Oh and intrigue Jeffrey.

878
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 6: Plus, just in time for summer, a brand new product

879
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 6: is at the market, and I'll tell you you can

880
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 6: rub it all over yourself. Just don't eat it, or

881
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 6: maybe you can.

882
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: Actually, I don't eat most things that I rub on myself.

883
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 6: And one Florida mon boldly threatens to ruin her own

884
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 6: child's perfect attendance record in school for a very specific reason.

885
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 6: You're gonna find out why. All coming up in a brand.

886
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: New TikTok click shot.

887
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 6: They're doing it right now. Spin the wheel, give me

888
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 6: two t's, a couple k's, buy a vowel and solve

889
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 6: that puzzle. What's the phrase?

890
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: Yea TikTok click shot.

891
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 6: We're all winners in TikTok click shock.

892
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: I wanted why did I like that so much?

893
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 6: Where we discussed the biggest TikTok videos from the past week,

894
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 6: We're gonna get right to your first TikTok click shock.

895
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 6: It's from a new ad that's popped up on bus

896
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 6: benches and billboards all across Miami and stouting a brand

897
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 6: new suntan lotion that went viral on social media. It's

898
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 6: called primarily Pure. Okay, what's inside of it is what

899
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 6: everybody's talking about. It claims to be poison free SPF.

900
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh god, anything, this is poison on it?

901
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 6: Like, okay, what poison free? Made with beef tallow?

902
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 12: Wait?

903
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: Isn't that beef fat?

904
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 6: Yeah? Here's a picture. I'm showing the photo of the

905
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 6: billboards in my host and next to the ad you

906
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 6: could see a photo of a beautiful blonde woman underneath

907
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 6: texts that says the sun isn't poison but your sunscreen is.

908
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 2: I mean, I will it's really bad for the coral reefs.

909
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say that you need to get coral friendly.

910
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 4: I don't know about you. I don't really care about that.

911
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 4: I care about the reefs more. I mean, I get

912
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 4: a mineral based one. But isn't beef tallow isn't that?

913
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: What is that fat?

914
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 11: Yeah?

915
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 6: Beef fat?

916
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: Why is that not cooking you more?

917
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 6: You have to just have faith in it, Brooks. So

918
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 6: what did the experts think of beef fat sunscreen?

919
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 9: Let's listen let's talk about why beef tallow is absolutely

920
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 9: not a replacement for sunscreen.

921
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: Okay, why is this a bad idea? No UV protection?

922
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 9: Beef tallow has an SPF of like zero, so you're

923
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 9: not gonna get any UVA or UVB protection, which we

924
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 9: know causes skin cancer, sun damage, pigmentation, and premature aging.

925
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 6: I could use a little bit of premature aging though

926
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 6: on this skin, just maybe like a little bit older.

927
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 4: It'd be great of Alexis and her little friends could

928
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 4: do it so that they would age faster than me

929
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 4: and we'd all look the same age.

930
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 11: You know what I mean.

931
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,919
Speaker 6: Yeah, So afterwards, people flooded the comments on TikTok. One said,

932
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 6: my great grandfather, a farmer, used to slather his arms

933
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 6: with bacon grease, thinking it would help keep him from sunburning,

934
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 6: and nope, just made him extra crispy. Yep, it is

935
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,919
Speaker 6: so okay. There's jokes out there, But for the people

936
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 6: who've actually tried it, what do they say? They're not

937
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 6: sure if it works, but they're definitely attracting a lot

938
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 6: more bugs like me so much. That's a TikTok click shot.

939
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 6: You're next TikTok click shot. It's from a former chef

940
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,240
Speaker 6: who got over one and a half million views because

941
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 6: he tells you exactly how you can make your burgers

942
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 6: more like McDonald's.

943
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 5: Okay, are we doing beef tallow again?

944
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 6: We just covered that's what we all want. And he's

945
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 6: not just any chef either. He's a former corporate employee

946
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 6: for the Golden Arches. Okay, so let's hear what he

947
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 6: has to say. I am going to divulge some information

948
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 6: for you. Nobody believes me. Just to confirm this magic seasoning.

949
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 6: They legally have to post the ingredient statement on their website.

950
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 6: It's just salt and pepper. There's literally no other things

951
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 6: in it. Eighty six percent salt, fourteen percent pepper. The Hamburger,

952
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 6: the mcdouble, the Double Cheeseburger, and the Big Mac. Same

953
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 6: seasoning is used on their quarter pounders. If you do

954
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 6: not think this is true, along with the beef being

955
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 6: all beef, go sue them.

956
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

957
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 5: Wow, that's confidence.

958
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of salt.

959
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 6: The secret ingredients are just salt and pepper.

960
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 5: Is salt then, and no fraud.

961
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: I think he meant of the seasoning that Matthews did.

962
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 4: But does that mean KFC has to post their secret

963
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 4: recipe if it's legal the I think.

964
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 5: They've had to post the ingredients, but they don't have

965
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 5: to post the portion.

966
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 11: O how much that.

967
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 6: Well, if you go to the McDonald's website, it does

968
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 6: say quote prepare with grill seasoning parentheses salt and black pepper. Yeah, wow, salt.

969
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 7: It's like our brains are tricky because that tastes better

970
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 7: than the burgers I make. If I put salt and

971
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 7: pepper and I grill a burger and take McDonald's.

972
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: You need to have a really thin that's the problem.

973
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 6: That's probably this whole thing started when somebody put a

974
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 6: post out saying, I need to know what's the magical

975
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 6: seasoning McDonald's uses to make all their food taste so good.

976
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 6: You know, nobody expected salt and pepper.

977
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 3: I don't know what they using their coke though, it's

978
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 3: way better than anywhere else.

979
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 1: Better. I've read about that. I read about that sugar.

980
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 5: Yes, no, it's better sugar.

981
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 1: It's pure syrup.

982
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 7: I think there's a size behind that.

983
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 6: One person commented, I think they increased the amount of

984
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 6: salt on my mcdouble recently, probably more like eighty seven thirteen.

985
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 7: Youerence rather than eight score tea, So next time with

986
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 7: the doctor and they're like, your cholesterols through the roof.

987
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 5: I'm like, look the McDonald's people. Yeah, they're putting too

988
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 5: much salt on my bird.

989
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,879
Speaker 6: There was one wisecracker in the comments though, that said,

990
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 6: did you guys know that McDonald's only sells mcribs occasionally

991
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 6: because the grimaces are endangered? It's made from grimace meat, No.

992
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 11: Wonder.

993
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's so fatty and yummy.

994
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 5: It's very rubbery.

995
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 6: That's the TikTok click shot In your final TikTok click

996
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 6: shot from a Florida mom whose video went so viral

997
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 6: she actually got featured on the Today Show. Her name

998
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 6: is Patricia Horton. She has two kids, aged seven and twelve,

999
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 6: and her video blew up all because of a simple

1000
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 6: question she tossed out to her followers.

1001
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: Do you make your kid go to school the last

1002
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: day of school? Do you make your kid go to

1003
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 1: school the last week of school? I don't make my

1004
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: kids go to school the.

1005
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 13: Last couple days of school.

1006
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 14: I don't to the point most of the teachers would

1007
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 14: rather you keep your kids home anyway, at least around here.

1008
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: I have cleaned a lot of disks.

1009
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 12: That is what we did.

1010
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,240
Speaker 1: The last week is school.

1011
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 14: When I was a kid, so what was the point

1012
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 14: of sending me to school on the last few days

1013
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 14: of school? But I'm not doing that with my kids.

1014
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 14: Stay home byby this summertime?

1015
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 12: What time to go?

1016
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 11: What that? It is so late?

1017
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 5: I always did this. We had to go to every

1018
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 5: day of school because the last day was fun. You

1019
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 5: signed yearbooks.

1020
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 7: But I had a couple friends that every year their

1021
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 7: parents never made them go on the last day.

1022
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 5: We would have to sign their yearbooks the second to last, naight,

1023
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 5: So what it's.

1024
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: Just teaching your kid if you think you did enough,

1025
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 2: you don't have to follow your job through to completion

1026
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 2: or that.

1027
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a kids, they just watched movies after May's fun,

1028
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: that's fun. My kids die for the last couple of

1029
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: weeks of school. It is so fun.

1030
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 11: Yea.

1031
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: They're doing field days, they're fun. You know what I

1032
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: miss that you're doing choirs, they're doing art shows.

1033
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 4: Like it's all about celebrating all the accomplishments for the

1034
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 4: whole year and really like you're really successful.

1035
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 6: Well you're not going to believe this, but there's a

1036
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,439
Speaker 6: decent amount of people online calling her a bad mom,

1037
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 6: oh mom.

1038
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 5: On the No, No, people aren't judging on the internet.

1039
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 6: Yeah it's happening. There is one person who did come

1040
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 6: to this woman's defense, though, saying kindergarten teacher here one

1041
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,760
Speaker 6: hundred percent support this. There is absolutely no teaching, nothing

1042
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 6: valuable happening during the last few days of school. It's

1043
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 6: all just cleaning, yes, goodbye.

1044
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 4: But the emotional the emotional learning that you take from

1045
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 4: school is just as important as a booklor one, and

1046
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 4: that is all part of it.

1047
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: What if you emotionally wrap it up a week sooner

1048
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: and nobody calls.

1049
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, speed the process. Those were your TikTok stories.

1050
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 5: For the day.

1051
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1052
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 6: Joining us today is a world traveler whose name is

1053
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 6: Bobby or possibly babbah.

1054
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: Wow.

1055
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 6: And they say they lived in Europe for a period

1056
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 6: of time. Blah bla blah. Welcome to the show.

1057
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 13: Thank you.

1058
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 6: What's about that?

1059
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:04,439
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1060
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 6: Did you live out Germany?

1061
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: Is there anything you miss about living over in Europe?

1062
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 13: Probably the food and the candy, and the candy.

1063
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 5: Is different.

1064
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: Anyone who lived in Germany would say the food.

1065
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 5: That is German has great food, got good breads, ms sausages.

1066
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: If you like meats and breads, I guess yeah, this

1067
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: is America.

1068
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 6: Of course we love meat and bread Duh. You leave

1069
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 6: the studio, go out and have a salad.

1070
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 5: Or whatever you like to eat.

1071
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 6: Let's get to the game here. You got thirty seconds.

1072
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 6: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1073
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 6: you can say past. But you have to beat Brooke

1074
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 6: outright if you want to win? Are you ready? Good luck?

1075
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. On this day. In nineteen ninety four,

1076
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 6: Michael Kearney became the youngest graduate college youngest college graduate ever?

1077
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 6: How old was he? Which organ in your body filters

1078
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,240
Speaker 6: waste from your blood?

1079
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 13: You shouldn't?

1080
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 6: In the Wolf of Wall Street? What actor portrayed the

1081
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 6: main character.

1082
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 8: In that ash?

1083
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,919
Speaker 6: There are only two states that do not border any

1084
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 6: other's name.

1085
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 12: One Hawaii and Alaska.

1086
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 6: Wow, you went with Okay, well done, Bobby, World traveler.

1087
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 6: Let's bring Brook back.

1088
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 5: Into studio here.

1089
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 6: And so, Bobby, do you have any summer plans coming up?

1090
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 6: Any more travel you're going to be doing.

1091
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 13: I'm trying to get the money to get on a cruise,

1092
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 13: a cruise to wear. I want to go to Fiji.

1093
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 13: But anywhere warm or Alaska.

1094
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 5: Fiji, you fly to the east coast and then take

1095
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 5: the cruise. That's true.

1096
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 6: Fiji is the other across the Pacific Ocean, Caribbean. Sorry,

1097
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 6: what about a cruise off the coast of Africa?

1098
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 13: I would be great, but that I was bringing up.

1099
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 6: To Africa because we talked about them doing those Somali

1100
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 6: boat tours where you can invite Somali pirates to come

1101
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 6: and board your ship. No, okay, you draw the line

1102
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 6: somewhere now, I know where it is. That's good to

1103
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 6: know by it.

1104
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: I bet they have an open bar on those ships though.

1105
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what they do. All the rum you

1106
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 6: can drink now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1107
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:20,439
Speaker 1: Yes?

1108
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. On this day. In nineteen ninety four,

1109
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 6: Michael Kearney became the youngest college graduate ever. How old

1110
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 6: was he?

1111
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:29,439
Speaker 1: Nine?

1112
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 6: Which organ in your body filters waste from your blood?

1113
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 4: Uh?

1114
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: Kidneys?

1115
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,280
Speaker 6: In Wolf of Wall Street? What actor portrayed the main character, Oh.

1116
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Leonardo DiCaprio.

1117
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,240
Speaker 6: There are only two states that do not border any others,

1118
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 6: name one in Alaska. What American filmmaker created Star Wars.

1119
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: Spielberg that's not right.

1120
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 6: Hmmm. We'll find out if you're right or wrong when

1121
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 6: we go over to the score with Jose.

1122
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 8: Patrol.

1123
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 3: You got to correct today.

1124
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: I had a bad day, Bobby and Brock. Yeah, I'll

1125
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: take it.

1126
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 6: It just wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. Sorry about that, Bobby.

1127
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 6: But here's the answers for everybody on this day. In

1128
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 6: nineteen ninety four, Michael Kearney became the youngest college grad

1129
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,919
Speaker 6: ever at age ten.

1130
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I didn't it do it at nine?

1131
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 11: How late?

1132
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 14: I know.

1133
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 6: It's sad he only received a degree in anthropology.

1134
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: Oh that's it. What are you gonna do with that? Kids?

1135
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 5: Everybody knows that you're not gonna.

1136
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 6: Get a job. The organ in your body that filters

1137
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 6: waist out of your blood is your kidneys. In Wolf

1138
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 6: of Wall Street, the main actor is Leonardo DiCaprio.

1139
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: But it took me so long to get there. I

1140
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: could picture of him, I just couldn't put his name.

1141
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 6: There's so many famous actors in it, Robbie, Matthew McConaughey,

1142
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 6: Matthew mccar Only two states that do not border any others.

1143
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 6: We only asked for one. You both said, Alaska and Hawaii.

1144
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 6: Those are both right point for that, Yes, you both

1145
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 6: get one bonus point. We got taking a score to

1146
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 6: three to four. And the American filmmaker who created Star

1147
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 6: Wars was George Lucas. So Bobby, it just wasn't enough

1148
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 6: to beat Brooke here. But you do win a pair

1149
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 6: of tickets to see the Seattle Mariners take on the

1150
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,479
Speaker 6: Cleveland Guardians on June fifteenth. That team Obile park.

1151
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: That yeah, that's Father's Day too, He's.

1152
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, perfect, Bobby. Come back after your cruises, when

1153
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 6: you're nice and rested, you can finally take brook.

1154
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,760
Speaker 1: Down us in your VAK picks so we can live vicariously.

1155
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 12: For sure with you.

1156
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 5: Don't miss the show, but have a good time.

1157
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 6: We'll be back to the wind Brooks Bock same time

1158
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 6: tomorrow

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00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.