Speaker 1: All right, nephew, Tommy is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What's you got, nev Sebastian the Artist, Sebastian the artist,
Speaker 1: because I'm an artist, now run it? Please hello Hello,
Speaker 1: I wish to speak with a Mr. Please hello, sir.
Speaker 1: My name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute
Speaker 1: and I wanted to give you a call about Um.
Speaker 1: I have a huge showing coming up where I am
Speaker 1: going to be displaying my portfolio and all of my
Speaker 1: drawings within it. But I have one drawing that I
Speaker 1: am looking to display that I have not put on
Speaker 1: canvas yet, and I'm looking to take something of essence
Speaker 1: to put on canvas, and I want to call you
Speaker 1: about getting permission. We wait, hold on, dog, just to
Speaker 1: stop you right now. I don't do that, all right.
Speaker 1: I'm not a model. That's not my professional so you
Speaker 1: would not waste your time no more. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Just go ahead, mr, Mr. I don't think
Speaker 1: you understand that my showing is gonna have some very
Speaker 1: important people there. I am, like I said before, with
Speaker 1: our institute. Yeah, I said, I don't do that. That's
Speaker 1: not me. I mean, I you know what would you
Speaker 1: just calling folks up. You are solicited or something. I mean,
Speaker 1: y'all just randomly picking out folks and trying to trying
Speaker 1: to get them the model of man. Sir, Mr, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not just randomly calling people. I actually have done
Speaker 1: research in order to get your number. What what I'm
Speaker 1: doing is, I'm not calling you as far being a
Speaker 1: model that I'm going to portray on canvas, but you
Speaker 1: have something far more greater visually that I would like
Speaker 1: to behold on canvas. Now you're married to your wife?
Speaker 1: Is at my correct the whole whoa whoa whoa dob
Speaker 1: no for it? Who is it? Seriously? Because I could
Speaker 1: get my number. I get my number because you're talking
Speaker 1: about my wife and stuff. I know my wife. My
Speaker 1: name is Sebastian. She and I am with art Institute.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do was capturing and and mortalize
Speaker 1: the beauty of essence on cana lies. Okay yo, for real, thought,
Speaker 1: you just can't. You don't talk about my wife all right,
Speaker 1: so I'm not. I'm not calling in a negative manner
Speaker 1: towards your wife. I want to I want to mortalize
Speaker 1: her and capture her on canvas. The beauty that she beholds.
Speaker 1: I've seen your wife several times, you guys reside, whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: Do you see my wife? But wait? What do you
Speaker 1: see my wife? That? What? Why you? Why are you?
Speaker 1: Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She
Speaker 1: she shops on a hundred and twenty street in hall Im.
Speaker 1: I've seen her so many times there, and she holds
Speaker 1: all the beauty that an artist would like to put
Speaker 1: on canvas. Like I said before, I have a huge
Speaker 1: showing and you're welcome to come out as well. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be so many important people there. But I want
Speaker 1: to to call and get permission from you about painting
Speaker 1: your wife. No, you ain't got that permission, playboy. You
Speaker 1: just can't. You just can't go around following my wife
Speaker 1: and trying to mortalize or whatever. I just said. All right,
Speaker 1: so so, but I would like to let you know
Speaker 1: I have taken the liberty myself. I have painted your
Speaker 1: wife's head. What, Joe, you have lost your damn mind.
Speaker 1: You can't be just walking around here painting folks headed.
Speaker 1: You gotta get permission for that. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: But if you are crazy, you don't understand your wife
Speaker 1: holds the essence that every artist wants. You don't care
Speaker 1: what he holds. You can't be going around painting folks heads.
Speaker 1: Wrong with you, sir. That's the reason why I'm calling
Speaker 1: trying to get permission from you. I Sebastian, want to
Speaker 1: put your wife on canvas because she holds the essence
Speaker 1: that every artist wants to behold. She mortalized the beauty
Speaker 1: of Canton. Whoa hold of God? Hold of the hold
Speaker 1: of God. You're telling me you're walking around column painting
Speaker 1: my wife's head? Is that? What? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Dudet too? I'm only trying to complete my power folio.
Speaker 1: Oh no, here for far yo, here listen it is
Speaker 1: if I see my wife's head anywhere, I don't care.
Speaker 1: A new type of magazine. I don't care where, Bill
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yo, I'm gonna find yo. I'm gonna whoop
Speaker 1: your Do you understand what I'm saying to you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna s Did you you understand that? S I don't
Speaker 1: want to have a duel with you, sir. A doel.
Speaker 1: Here's a duel. They do what they do. In fact,
Speaker 1: what name is a bast ship? Who come name is?
Speaker 1: That's a fashion. Sir, all I want to do is
Speaker 1: paint your wife in herawist and purest foe. That's all.
Speaker 1: There's law and purist for me. What what do you want? Seriously?
Speaker 1: I want to paint your wife. I want to paint
Speaker 1: her in the nude. How don't you watch your my exective? Not?
Speaker 1: I don't know that's what you should do. Tell me
Speaker 1: where you as you want to paint something. I'll give
Speaker 1: you something to pay. Tell me where you are? What five?
Speaker 1: We meet? What? Five? That's what's up? I will whoop
Speaker 1: your read me, meet me, pay me, pay me? You
Speaker 1: want your mind to what you want to pay? My
Speaker 1: wife in a new it's gonna take them brush. She's
Speaker 1: a sticking up your listen. She holds the essence that
Speaker 1: every person should. I'll give what's she whold asked? I'll
Speaker 1: give it. Ask me like that, sir, I must ask you.
Speaker 1: Do you think that you are the only person that
Speaker 1: has seen your wife in the new? Child? That has
Speaker 1: been men before you that have seen her in the new?
Speaker 1: That for you and my wife ain't no more? You
Speaker 1: call my wife? Is that what she's saying? Are you
Speaker 1: called my wife? You? I want to pay your wife
Speaker 1: and the beauty that she bought and on canvas. Did
Speaker 1: you not understand? I just said, you know, I told
Speaker 1: you meet me on the quarta of on and claim power.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I wis saying, I'm in
Speaker 1: coming to Steve the Morning Show. You just got paint
Speaker 1: my your boy? What what this is? This is ening?
Speaker 1: This is levering time in front the Steve Haman Morning Yo.
Speaker 1: No oh oh man, y'all man, y'all yeah, I was
Speaker 1: moving to fund ship mare dude, time you've got me dogs?
Speaker 1: Oh man, y'all got it was Sebastian said, I want Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: you get some bashi. I was about the move with
Speaker 1: y'all answer bash it. I was to paint brushes and
Speaker 1: now always about the paint autumn with your he told me, man,
Speaker 1: he said, man, he said he loved his wife kids.
Speaker 1: I said, let me let me say this right now,
Speaker 1: he loves you. Let me get one more thing from you. Man.
Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land. Yeah, man, it's Steve Harvey in
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Baby, oh dear, what did you think
Speaker 1: about it?