WEBVTT - Sebastian - The Artist

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<v Speaker 1>All right, nephew, Tommy is here with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What's you got, nev Sebastian the Artist, Sebastian the artist,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm an artist, now run it? Please hello Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish to speak with a Mr. Please hello, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute

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<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to give you a call about Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a huge showing coming up where I am

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<v Speaker 1>going to be displaying my portfolio and all of my

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<v Speaker 1>drawings within it. But I have one drawing that I

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<v Speaker 1>am looking to display that I have not put on

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<v Speaker 1>canvas yet, and I'm looking to take something of essence

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<v Speaker 1>to put on canvas, and I want to call you

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<v Speaker 1>about getting permission. We wait, hold on, dog, just to

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<v Speaker 1>stop you right now. I don't do that, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a model. That's not my professional so you

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<v Speaker 1>would not waste your time no more. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. Just go ahead, mr, Mr. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>you understand that my showing is gonna have some very

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<v Speaker 1>important people there. I am, like I said before, with

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<v Speaker 1>our institute. Yeah, I said, I don't do that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not me. I mean, I you know what would you

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<v Speaker 1>just calling folks up. You are solicited or something. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all just randomly picking out folks and trying to trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get them the model of man. Sir, Mr, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not just randomly calling people. I actually have done

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<v Speaker 1>research in order to get your number. What what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing is, I'm not calling you as far being a

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<v Speaker 1>model that I'm going to portray on canvas, but you

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<v Speaker 1>have something far more greater visually that I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to behold on canvas. Now you're married to your wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Is at my correct the whole whoa whoa whoa dob

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<v Speaker 1>no for it? Who is it? Seriously? Because I could

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<v Speaker 1>get my number. I get my number because you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about my wife and stuff. I know my wife. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Sebastian. She and I am with art Institute.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm trying to do was capturing and and mortalize

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<v Speaker 1>the beauty of essence on cana lies. Okay yo, for real, thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you just can't. You don't talk about my wife all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm not. I'm not calling in a negative manner

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<v Speaker 1>towards your wife. I want to I want to mortalize

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<v Speaker 1>her and capture her on canvas. The beauty that she beholds.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen your wife several times, you guys reside, whoa, whoa, whoa?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you see my wife? But wait? What do you

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<v Speaker 1>see my wife? That? What? Why you? Why are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She

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<v Speaker 1>she shops on a hundred and twenty street in hall Im.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen her so many times there, and she holds

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<v Speaker 1>all the beauty that an artist would like to put

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<v Speaker 1>on canvas. Like I said before, I have a huge

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<v Speaker 1>showing and you're welcome to come out as well. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be so many important people there. But I want

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<v Speaker 1>to to call and get permission from you about painting

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<v Speaker 1>your wife. No, you ain't got that permission, playboy. You

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<v Speaker 1>just can't. You just can't go around following my wife

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<v Speaker 1>and trying to mortalize or whatever. I just said. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so so, but I would like to let you know

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<v Speaker 1>I have taken the liberty myself. I have painted your

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<v Speaker 1>wife's head. What, Joe, you have lost your damn mind.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't be just walking around here painting folks headed.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta get permission for that. What's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>But if you are crazy, you don't understand your wife

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<v Speaker 1>holds the essence that every artist wants. You don't care

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<v Speaker 1>what he holds. You can't be going around painting folks heads.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrong with you, sir. That's the reason why I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get permission from you. I Sebastian, want to

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<v Speaker 1>put your wife on canvas because she holds the essence

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<v Speaker 1>that every artist wants to behold. She mortalized the beauty

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<v Speaker 1>of Canton. Whoa hold of God? Hold of the hold

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<v Speaker 1>of God. You're telling me you're walking around column painting

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<v Speaker 1>my wife's head? Is that? What? What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Dudet too? I'm only trying to complete my power folio.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, here for far yo, here listen it is

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<v Speaker 1>if I see my wife's head anywhere, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>A new type of magazine. I don't care where, Bill

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Yo, I'm gonna find yo. I'm gonna whoop

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<v Speaker 1>your Do you understand what I'm saying to you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna s Did you you understand that? S I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to have a duel with you, sir. A doel.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a duel. They do what they do. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>what name is a bast ship? Who come name is?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a fashion. Sir, all I want to do is

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<v Speaker 1>paint your wife in herawist and purest foe. That's all.

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<v Speaker 1>There's law and purist for me. What what do you want? Seriously?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to paint your wife. I want to paint

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<v Speaker 1>her in the nude. How don't you watch your my exective? Not?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that's what you should do. Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>where you as you want to paint something. I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you something to pay. Tell me where you are? What five?

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<v Speaker 1>We meet? What? Five? That's what's up? I will whoop

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<v Speaker 1>your read me, meet me, pay me, pay me? You

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<v Speaker 1>want your mind to what you want to pay? My

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<v Speaker 1>wife in a new it's gonna take them brush. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a sticking up your listen. She holds the essence that

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<v Speaker 1>every person should. I'll give what's she whold asked? I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give it. Ask me like that, sir, I must ask you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that you are the only person that

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<v Speaker 1>has seen your wife in the new? Child? That has

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<v Speaker 1>been men before you that have seen her in the new?

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<v Speaker 1>That for you and my wife ain't no more? You

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<v Speaker 1>call my wife? Is that what she's saying? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>called my wife? You? I want to pay your wife

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<v Speaker 1>and the beauty that she bought and on canvas. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you not understand? I just said, you know, I told

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<v Speaker 1>you meet me on the quarta of on and claim power.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing I wis saying, I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>coming to Steve the Morning Show. You just got paint

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<v Speaker 1>my your boy? What what this is? This is ening?

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<v Speaker 1>This is levering time in front the Steve Haman Morning Yo.

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<v Speaker 1>No oh oh man, y'all man, y'all yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 1>moving to fund ship mare dude, time you've got me dogs?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, y'all got it was Sebastian said, I want Yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you get some bashi. I was about the move with

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<v Speaker 1>y'all answer bash it. I was to paint brushes and

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<v Speaker 1>now always about the paint autumn with your he told me, man,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, man, he said he loved his wife kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, let me let me say this right now,

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<v Speaker 1>he loves you. Let me get one more thing from you. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land. Yeah, man, it's Steve Harvey in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show. Baby, oh dear, what did you think

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<v Speaker 1>about it?