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Speaker 1: Nicky's Nicky Hello here I am. It's Nicky Glaser podcast.

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Speaker 1: How's everyone doing out there? I was, I was sorry.

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Speaker 1: I was running to the mic because I was trying

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Speaker 1: to turn down. Was that loud for you? Andrew? Sometimes?

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Speaker 1: I just recently cleaned up my ear ear one. I

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Speaker 1: didn't do that. You got you gotta leave in the

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Speaker 1: drops for too long. My assistant Jen got me these

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Speaker 1: like ear drops, No, they're drops, and then you let

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Speaker 1: them then they break down all the ear wax. Because

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Speaker 1: it's not good to like send things in there. All

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Speaker 1: these TikTok ers, like all these like Pimple Popper videos

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Speaker 1: have those ear things where they like going to scrape ears.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be doing that yourself. A doctor should do that.

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Speaker 1: And so I did one ear and it really was good,

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Speaker 1: But you gotta leave it in for twenty minutes. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, don't I just want to go to bed.

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Speaker 1: So I'm hearing really crisply out of one. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand people that can go to concerts. And when I

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Speaker 1: went to Kanye and two thousand seventeen, it was so

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Speaker 1: ungodly loud. Everyone in that stadium got severe damage to

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Speaker 1: their ears. No matter what, and I was I was

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Speaker 1: holding I was just seems like such an idiot, but

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Speaker 1: I was holding my ears the whole time. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I didn't think to put in like a

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Speaker 1: little you know, paper towels or something, but um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I were doing severe. Like Dave Grohl said he was

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Speaker 1: deaf recently, he's essentially deaf because of just you know,

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Speaker 1: makes sense after hearing his music. Um shots fired, fighters,

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Speaker 1: shots food fighters, new fighters if you ask me, never mind.

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Speaker 1: Um I went to a concert one time, speaking like

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Speaker 1: rap concerts, especially where it was DMX Eve. Remember Eve?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah she had claws. Yeah, shed having a nice

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Speaker 1: TV career, cut it all off. Now she looks like

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Speaker 1: a really gay even news over here. First, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: how do you know that? And Eve seems like she

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Speaker 1: was like in her thirties like back then, but she's

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Speaker 1: probably like early twenties, but she just seems so much older.

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Speaker 1: But she seemed like she held her own like like

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Speaker 1: someone that's like established for like forty years. How old

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Speaker 1: is she now? She's definitely got to be forty something

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Speaker 1: and she just had a baby. I like it. I

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Speaker 1: like it a lot. And then it was also cash

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Speaker 1: money millionaires, which was you know, they saying, uh, back

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Speaker 1: that ass up, you know the song that I loved. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So there was little Wayne and then and then like

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Speaker 1: three other guys and so me and three of my

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Speaker 1: white fraternity brothers show up in New Orleans and we're

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Speaker 1: the only white people in this whole crowd, and they go, uh,

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Speaker 1: you could have the second row right here, Like we

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Speaker 1: just showed up there, yes, second row right here. Each

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Speaker 1: We're like, what the fuck this is? Like is this

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Speaker 1: like a privileged thing? Like is it like reverse? Like?

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Speaker 1: Uh so what was the catch. The catch was we

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Speaker 1: were right next to the speakers and the base hits,

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Speaker 1: and dude, I swear to god, I thought I was

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Speaker 1: gonna like combust, Like I really did think I'm that Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Now imagine your head's gonna explode. Now imagine being inside

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Speaker 1: a wolf. I mean, I just worry for everyone that doesn't.

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Speaker 1: I just look around myself and I'm like, how do

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Speaker 1: these people not have ear ear plugs in? I know,

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Speaker 1: that's just like an old person thing to like worry about,

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Speaker 1: but even like fire trucks going by, I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: good god much noise. I mean, it was it was crazy.

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Speaker 1: It was too close to beat this, but I did

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Speaker 1: the girl that won to back that ass up contest,

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Speaker 1: so they brought people on stage. She like fought her

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Speaker 1: way because we were second row. She started grinding with

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Speaker 1: me to get closer to the stage, like she was

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Speaker 1: using my penis to get closer to the stage. And

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Speaker 1: she had tats all like look like eve times, you know,

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Speaker 1: four and a half one, and she won the She

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Speaker 1: got called up that the girl that grinded on you one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I think it was a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a little Do you think that girl is still talking

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Speaker 1: about that to this day? I think she's probably dead.

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Speaker 1: Or was it Casey Anthony? It was Casey Anthony. She

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Speaker 1: just killed her baby. She went black face and won

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Speaker 1: the gond does to at when you were doing When

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Speaker 1: they were doing the back, they asked up, was it twerking?

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Speaker 1: Because working I feel like came. I mean shirt twerkings

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Speaker 1: went around forever. But what kind of dancing was it?

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Speaker 1: It was? It wasn't their only song, No, they had

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Speaker 1: a couple of others. Then big timers had to get

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Speaker 1: your roll on. They had a couple things. But I

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Speaker 1: just think it's so funny to be so hardcore, and

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Speaker 1: like go to these shows and be like just listening

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Speaker 1: to this loud music and then your seven you're like, like,

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Speaker 1: you think you're so cool not wearing earblugs, but then

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be someone that can't hear anything. Do you

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Speaker 1: ever talk to people who are deaf, like old people

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Speaker 1: who don't hear? My aunt Nancy can here, yeah without

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Speaker 1: my dad implants yeah, your dad can't hear. No. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he can't hear a thing. Do you do you have

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Speaker 1: to scream at him? Or do um? Several times? I

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Speaker 1: have to, like every time I say something, time I

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Speaker 1: have to say it several times. Does he have hearing aids?

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Speaker 1: He refuses to get ridiculous, But a lot of times

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Speaker 1: people that don't want to admit that they're losing their

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Speaker 1: bunch of um. First of all, his phone is on

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Speaker 1: the loudest and he constantly gets phone calls. He turns

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Speaker 1: has like the the police radar detect so that goes off.

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Speaker 1: There's all these beeping sounds and he's just driving with

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Speaker 1: all that noise. Can't hear it doesn't bother him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's um, it's must be. It's hard getting older and

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Speaker 1: admitting that you need help in ways that you didn't before.

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Speaker 1: Like I always get so mad at my parents and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, if you pass away because you needed

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Speaker 1: to hang this wreath on your own and couldn't ask

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Speaker 1: someone else or even hire someone to come by and

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Speaker 1: do the stuff. If Dad dies because he has to

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Speaker 1: clean a gutter for you and he falls off a ladder,

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Speaker 1: if that's the way he loses his life, that's embarrassing

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Speaker 1: because you didn't want to spend forty paying a handyman

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Speaker 1: to come do that for you. Like it's just these

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Speaker 1: little but I don't know what it's like to have

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Speaker 1: to like give up things that were so easy for

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Speaker 1: you to once to do, Like you can't sprint for

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Speaker 1: fun anymore? For fun? Uh? With my aunt Nancy, we

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Speaker 1: like we laugh about it, which I think if you

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Speaker 1: can like joke with your mom about hanging a wreath

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Speaker 1: on her own, maybe she'll hire someone, you know, Like

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like my aunt Nancy, Like it's like

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Speaker 1: we don't like go she can't. Yes, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: she call. That'd be really funnyeh, In front of her back.

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Speaker 1: You just can't talk like this. You just do the

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Speaker 1: Peter Harker. We go, Peter Tarker, I love you all

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Speaker 1: mouth to her while you tell her to go fund

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Speaker 1: herself next to me. So I'll be like, I love

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Speaker 1: you and you're saying fuck you, Aunt Nancy. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she'll never know ever. I mean the other day, speaking

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Speaker 1: of not being able to hear, the other day, you

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Speaker 1: bar rowed my air pods and you didn't understand because

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Speaker 1: I've been saying these new air pod pros. When you

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Speaker 1: have the noise canceling on and you have just even

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Speaker 1: fucking Jack Johnson playing, you are you can't hear any thing.

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Speaker 1: It's dangerous. How the noise cancelation, it's awesome. I was

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Speaker 1: or what what was I doing in there doing something

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Speaker 1: and I could hear it go like like on my face,

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Speaker 1: like the brushes hitting it in a way that I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: my my head is like a sub wolfer because it's

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Speaker 1: the outside world is so quiet. The only sound that

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Speaker 1: I remember putting it on. You could I could hear

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Speaker 1: this freaked out? Yeah, you could hear your own voice

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Speaker 1: on an airplane. They're amazing. But I was sitting there, Sander,

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Speaker 1: knew you couldn't because you didn't even twitch. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even do your normal. You didn't do You're like,

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Speaker 1: oh Jesus, like flinching when I say something. It was No,

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Speaker 1: it is crazy. I mean, it makes the airplane way.

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Speaker 1: I mean. And now, I because I used to walk

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Speaker 1: and you would. I would try to explain to you, like,

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Speaker 1: When I would nap in the green room on perfect strangers,

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Speaker 1: I would have them in and have white noise. I'm

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Speaker 1: not joking you. Tsunami warnings could have gone off and

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Speaker 1: I would not hear. I would sleep through. You could

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Speaker 1: have been screaming Nikky, we hate you too, your face

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Speaker 1: and I know you where that's what we were doing.

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Speaker 1: I was screaming this other thing. No, okay, so what

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Speaker 1: are you k oh, I just took them off from you.

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Speaker 1: We actually left the room and we're drawing pictures of

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Speaker 1: your ugly face. There, we got her, got me. I

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Speaker 1: love this album. By the way, you look like a breakdancer.

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Speaker 1: I want to see I'm out of clothes. This is

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Speaker 1: when this is getting cool. Is when I'm out of clothes.

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing pink. It's very like you could be like yo,

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Speaker 1: back up, everyone, back up, back up, back up, started,

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Speaker 1: Circle started circle. I looked like I was in Diddy

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Speaker 1: that just like you can't really do back up anymore,

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Speaker 1: but they just you's still dressed like Janet Jackson in

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Speaker 1: the eighties, like she knows everything, and you're like, rhythm

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Speaker 1: is it's a song? Imp Yeah, I'm wearing the hat.

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Speaker 1: Let me see my my uh sweatshirt is literally a

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Speaker 1: mock turtleneck sweatshirt from the eighties. I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: dance for you know, just did a robot just a

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Speaker 1: little like, yeah, wait, what's the one where you like

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Speaker 1: knock your hand in it? Goes like who around like that?

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Speaker 1: No things, I'm in a chair. Huh, I'm gonna chair.

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Speaker 1: You could still have fun in a chair. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people get fun in a chair. I don't feel

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Speaker 1: like moving. I don't feel like moving today. I moved

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Speaker 1: so much yesterday where I ran four miles for the

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Speaker 1: first time in a while, and it's just I just moved.

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Speaker 1: It was just enough movement. It was probably more steps

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Speaker 1: So I'm moved out. Where'd you run outside? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: did a little my regular loop. I stick to a thing.

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Speaker 1: I like when I start running on a certain place,

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Speaker 1: don't dev nearly at all. Perfect four mile loop. It

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Speaker 1: takes me right back when I loop around, I have

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Speaker 1: about like, uh half a mile walk back to cool

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Speaker 1: down and just like be on my phone and catch

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Speaker 1: up on stuff that you can't really know. Why is

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Speaker 1: that so you can compete against old times? So you know? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and just because I know I can predict like, okay

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Speaker 1: this I once I reached this part, it's just home,

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Speaker 1: smooth sale and there's always a downhill here. The uphill

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Speaker 1: it's coming here, it's just just what I know. I

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Speaker 1: just like what I know. It's weird to live a

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Speaker 1: life where every weekend I'm in a new place because

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Speaker 1: We're back. So you're walking and guy and he looks disgruntled,

445
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: and you know, you're like, should I cross the street?

446
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: He was a black guy, so I was like, I

447
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: don't want to cross and be called feel racist. I

448
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: don't want to like you know what I mean. But

449
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,919
Speaker 1: also I'm a little nervous. And he comes right up

450
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 1: to me Seth and Glenn and he goes, you're the

451
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 1: motherfucker's that snooked me last night And none of us

452
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 1: know what snook met. I think so you may have

453
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 1: snooked him. You just didn't know how drunk we were

454
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 1: the night. Yeah, who knows what it could mean anything.

455
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: I think he just profiled as is like three, like

456
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: dickhead white guys with brown hair like you. If anyone

457
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: knows what snook means, I think it's either like part

458
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 1: of me thinks he worked at one of the restaurant's

459
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: nearby and we didn't tip him. Is maybe that's what

460
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, I can see you guys doing that

461
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: because he's skid. Maybe he's friends with the guy that

462
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 1: you promised to give his wife and kids in jail. Yeah, okay,

463
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 1: you snooked him the night before, so he's going. I

464
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,719
Speaker 1: can tell you from Urban Dictionary if you want, thank you. Okay,

465
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: the the act of sucker punching someone. Oh well, yeah,

466
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: I would be upset if I were him to something

467
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: that is very good can be called the snooks or

468
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 1: a gesture of defiance, disrespect, or derision made by thumbing

469
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: the nose, thumb his nose like Shakespeare that do you

470
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: shake your nose? Do you thumb your nose? I mean,

471
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: isn't that like a Shakespearean Like someone said, like do

472
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: you thumb your nose? It was like a way too.

473
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: I think it was in like, um, I think it's

474
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: a romano or maybe even yeah, it's either in one

475
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: of those. Because I was the only place I was

476
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: in so wait, thumb your nose? Did you think seriously

477
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: know a look up Shakespearean like something your nose like

478
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 1: thumb nose some kind of It's like it's like a

479
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: it's like giving the finger for or like in Shakespeare.

480
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: So he's yelling at us, and I think like he's

481
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: like reaching for his place. I'm like, oh, he's got

482
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:00,719
Speaker 1: a gun. He's going to just shoot all three of us,

483
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: because he starts like yeah and uh me and this

484
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: is really fucked up of us. We kind of snooked Seth.

485
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: We just against snooky. Remember when she got snocked? That

486
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: was wild? Who hit her? Someone hit her? A dude?

487
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah hard And MTV got a lot of ship for

488
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: playing it. But I think it was good that they

489
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 1: played it because it's it's like, this is what people

490
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: are capable of five times a night. That's how you

491
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: get a free showering. Yeah, oh my god. Okay. So

492
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,199
Speaker 1: he's like he's like me and Glenna are like fucking

493
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: and he gets Seth against the wall like he could

494
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: have picked any three of us and he got Seth

495
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: and against the wall. Why is that funny? I don't know,

496
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 1: because I mean, yeah, I guess he's gonna he could

497
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 1: picked any three of us, and he picked one of

498
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: us three to murder. Okay, so he gets Seth Seth

499
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: against the wall. He goes, you fucking snooked me and

500
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: said it's going I didn't stook you, Oh my god.

501
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: And me and Gwen we're like, we didn't run, but

502
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: but you would have if you thought you could get away.

503
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: You only didn't run, not because of Glen, but because

504
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 1: you We're scared that he might turn on you and shoot.

505
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: We kind of walked fast, We kind of left, and

506
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: we left a soldier behind. You know, of course you did.

507
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: You are you guys aren't good friends, No, we're very

508
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,239
Speaker 1: good friends. In a in a moment where you think

509
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 1: you're going to die, it's every man for himself for sure,

510
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 1: even if you're best friends. I think I would against

511
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 1: the wall. I've never seen a man levitate like he

512
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 1: was like out of his shoe. He like taller, and

513
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: I didn't stook you. Look, So what happened? The guy

514
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: killed stuff? Yeah? How we had him on the board. Yeah,

515
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: it was pretty weird. That was cool. It's some WiFi.

516
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 1: We died some nice so anyway, So yeah, I thought

517
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: we were gonna get murdered in that moment, and I ran,

518
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 1: I get we gingerly. We walked fast, gingerly walked gingerly

519
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: walked fast, like when you're like, like, dude, we had

520
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: a good run, Seth and then he lets Seth go.

521
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: He didn't hit him, like he was like right in

522
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: his face. And then did Seth go? What the fund

523
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: guys kinda yeah, and me and Glenn were like, da,

524
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: you were scared? You bid got left to die? I mean,

525
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: when did you get fear of death every day? Obviously? No, no, no, no,

526
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: There's only been a couple of times I thought. I

527
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: was like the time when the real estate agent I

528
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: walked in and the thought that guy and the elevator

529
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: was with me that I really thought I was going

530
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: to be murdered, like for sure. And then, um, the

531
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: one time when I got into it uber and there

532
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 1: were two guys and the doors wrote me I remember,

533
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: and the locks were sawed off, and it wasn't the

534
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: car that it said, but it was the guy's name,

535
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: and he like it was it was so stupid to

536
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: me to get in, and yeah, it was just like

537
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: I knew I was going to be murdered, raped or whatever.

538
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: When at one stoplight, I was like, they either turn

539
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: here or they go straight, because the turn is going

540
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: to take me right where I need to go and

541
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: I know that, and so it was just like coming

542
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: down to like this is it? What do I do?

543
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: And really my mindset was like just take it. My

544
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: My thing is always like I will if I ever

545
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: like my plan for assault, because I feel like everyone

546
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: should at least run through the idea, like what would

547
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: happen if it starts happening? Take it? But I think

548
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: you're supposed to fight. I went to a one jiu

549
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: jitsu class, and you're supposed to fight as hard as

550
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: you can because but uh, knowing that no wait or

551
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: did they say not fight? I should remember I'm not

552
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: even kidding you, Like I don't remember which one. No,

553
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: what do you know if you're supposed to fight it up?

554
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: Because I know that you can get really tired really easily,

555
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: especially with your arm. You're supposed to like fight with

556
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: your legs. Yeah, you're supposed to create distance and then

557
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: just like runaway as fast as you can. Yeah, creating

558
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: distance is the thing idea of you being like you

559
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: just kind of bluetooth. Can I throw this playlist on

560
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: before you like, yeah, pull a leo and sticking some No,

561
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: I do know this one trick where if they pin

562
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: your arms like this, you go like this, you do

563
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: snow angel and you go down like you don't try

564
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: to go like you go. You put your arms to

565
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: the side like this and then they fall forward and

566
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: then you kick him over with your legs. First of all,

567
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: you didn't want a robot earlier. That was a great robot.

568
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: I'll never forget Glad telling me you've done you like

569
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: robots dying horse right or something. He said, um, yeah,

570
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: he's all yeah. He was like, I forget what he's

571
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: It was so mean, but I do remember robot very well.

572
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: And it was like and he tried to spin it

573
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: because I was like, that's not nice. He was like,

574
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: you're just so stiff. But it's good because you can

575
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: program robot to do what you want. I'm like, just

576
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: shut up, shut up. Um, I love a guy making

577
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: a skis it just keeps getting words. Yes, No, you

578
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: like have no brain, so I program you exactly how

579
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: I want. Yeah, you spin around like I throw water

580
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: on electric hot. He's like, I've never had someone listened

581
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: to what I say and call me on it. Did

582
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: you ever just want to be like closing my eyes

583
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: when he was talking so I could process what he's saying.

584
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: Part of me would be like just just grab my

585
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: body and move me. That's what he did. Yeah, that's

586
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: what That's what that that was for me. He really

587
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: would just grabbed me. And like, there's a couple of

588
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: dances that I haven't released because they were like once

589
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: that I you know, practiced for but didn't get to do,

590
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: and he was he's just tossing me around. I'm just like,

591
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: you know, weekend at Bernie Bernie's NG that would be

592
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: a hilarious dance to do on that show is where

593
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: a pair of glasses where in a baggy pair of

594
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: khakis and be we get at Bernie's and have club

595
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: just like because it is what a lot of dances are,

596
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: right Like it's just like let them lead. God, that's

597
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: but that's so hard because you want to fight to control,

598
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: you want to fight it, you want to leave, Like

599
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: I have you ever slow danced like really with a

600
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: girl and like it's awkward. It's hard to like, it's

601
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: hard to to render to a guy when you're like

602
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: even just like rocking back and forth. I'm just like

603
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: I want to control the pace, so like I don't

604
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: even know how to I don't know how to follow

605
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: as much as I just want to control it. Yeah,

606
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I remember slow dancing was that's like

607
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: the first do you worry about getting a boner? Well,

608
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: it depends are we doing the one where it's like

609
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: remember when your name through you where your hands are

610
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: like on her hips and you're like, do I go lower?

611
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: Do I go higher? Like your flush with the girl?

612
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: Uh No? But like I've said many times, you want

613
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: to half, you want some blood, but something you never

614
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: want to go full blood. I don't think I ever

615
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: slow dance outside of cotillion, which was like the mandatory

616
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: kind of seventh grade dancing when you learn about forks

617
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, you learned like etiquette, but it was

618
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: mostly like dancing, but like we never I never used

619
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: it again. It was just a way to get kids

620
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: like touching each other. I don't know, it's kind of

621
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: creepy when you think about it. It was, but God

622
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: I needed it because I was just there was no

623
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: way it was going to happen otherwise. I don't understand

624
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: how kids learned to like start kissing and touching each

625
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: other without the assistance of alcohol. It just doesn't make

626
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: sense to me. I like, I think kids are I

627
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: think people that I remember we had kissing contests at

628
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: like a seventh sixth grade party and it's whoever could

629
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: kiss the longest, So we would like be like the

630
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: bottle I've ever made out? Yeah, seven minutes in Heaven seven,

631
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: I think it's yeah. I was like, I think it

632
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: should be like two. I mean seven, seven is a

633
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: long set. By then you forget they're in there. You're like, oh, okay,

634
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: you're there, get in there, and you just go do

635
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: we have to do that? Like? That's that's only know

636
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: seven minto Heaven from childhood like movies, and he goes

637
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: in there. He goes in there and turning into a wolf.

638
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: He turns into the wolf and the closet and the

639
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: girl runs out and her shirts all ripped up. Talk

640
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: about nails. That boy at Nails. Is that Michael J.

641
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: Fox was team Wolf? Um? I never did any of that.

642
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: What I was gonna say, ship, What was I gonna say? Oh, um, yeah,

643
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: spin the bottle? Um seven minutes in minutes in Heaven funk?

644
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: What was I going to say, I forget kids learning

645
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: to touch each other without alcohol. Yeah, kids learning to

646
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: touch each other with I mean that's it's not name.

647
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: The podcast that no one was watching last night, Night

648
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: Finished was Unorthodox. You saw that, right, Noah, Yeah, did

649
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: you see it? Yeah? I used it it and you

650
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: were like, it is so good. I cried so much

651
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 1: last night the last episode, and I did not expect

652
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: to cry if you would have described to me what happened.

653
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: I've never cried at someone singing. That's the scene that

654
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: got me. Her voice was so beautiful that I was like,

655
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: really there was in it. It was so fucking good. Yeah,

656
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: that was very similar because she's like this girl that

657
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: got piano lessons two and was auditioning for the school

658
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: that is so for like experts, and then she plays

659
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: the piano and everyone's like no or that one mean

660
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: girls like you suck, sorry you're fine, but like anxiety, yes,

661
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: And then she fucking sings and it's so Crosband is

662
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 1: so proud of her, and that was so cute that

663
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: Yankee was like, I'll cut off my little tendrils for you.

664
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: Sorry to ruin it for you guys, but like it's

665
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: but it was I didn't maybe I didn't ruin anything,

666
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: but it's it was so so good. I can't believe

667
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: that is They're like that was that came out right

668
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: at the beginning. I checked it last night March, so

669
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 1: that was, like, what, what a great time for anything

670
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: to come out, Tiger King, all these things came out

671
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: right at that moment, and like, people, something's really benefited

672
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: from that. I love the idea of an executive going, Okay,

673
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,919
Speaker 1: next pandemic. We're holding onto the show. We love the show,

674
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: and I think the next train is going to come out. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

675
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: release to them. Yeah. You just like think I lick

676
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: at everything through that lens. Like I used to think

677
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: of like as things pre nine eleven, post nine eleven,

678
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: and now it's kind of like pre COVID post COVID

679
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: for things around this age. When I watched things on TV,

680
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: I go, I wonder if these actors had to be

681
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: like massed up around each other and like getting swabs

682
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: at their nose. That came into my mind while watching it,

683
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: and I go, oh, no, they had no idea, so naive.

684
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,720
Speaker 1: Last night, I got a ring stuck on my finger

685
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: from the finale of Perfect Strangers, too. I cannot get

686
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: it off my finger. This is it. It was one

687
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: of like eight rings I was wearing. I was really

688
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: ringed up. I cannot get it off my finger. I

689
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: always wanted to do this trick that I've always seen

690
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: about getting a tight ring off, where you take dental

691
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,879
Speaker 1: floss and you pull it through and then you spin

692
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 1: it around so that you make you like make your

693
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 1: you squish your finger down with dental floss, do you

694
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: make it really tight and small and then you unspool it.

695
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: But this ring has jagged edges on it, so when

696
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: you pull the this floss through, it crips the floss

697
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: and so you can't pull it through. I cannot get

698
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: this ring off. Last night I stayed up till four

699
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: in the morning because I was like obsessed. I just was.

700
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: I was like reading and stuff. I was probably awake

701
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: at like two when I started feeling like my ring

702
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: feels tight and I want to get this off. I

703
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: haven't been able to. I put oil all over my fingers.

704
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: I've been pulling it. I cannot get it off, and

705
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: I have to give it back to Danny and Emma. No,

706
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 1: but it's really jagged and it's almost I like ripped

707
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: up my finger last night a little bit trying to

708
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: get it's like silver, but it's like really like feel

709
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: it's not. It's almost like like the machine gun Kelly,

710
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: like Megan Fox ring that if they take it off,

711
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: it's like it'll hurt them, you know what I mean.

712
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: D you grew around. You don't know how I got

713
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: it on, but it won't come off. And I supposedly

714
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 1: have to have my hand up in the air for

715
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: like ten minutes to let all the blood rushed down

716
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: so it gets thinner, lose twenty pounds cut off la.

717
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,919
Speaker 1: I was really like, I just want to cut off

718
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: my finger. Oh yeah, eat less. I already pretty much

719
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: avoid salt, but put your hand in ice. There's all

720
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: these different remedies, but I'm gonna get it off. But

721
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: it's really like when you when you feel like something

722
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: that's on me and then you start focusing on it,

723
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: you like I just start going crazy. I to meditate

724
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: last night to get my mind off of it, to

725
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,439
Speaker 1: like be like, Okay, it's not actually constricting anything, nothing

726
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 1: going on. You just want it off and you can't

727
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: get it off. It's okay. You're like a dog that

728
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: had surgery and can't get the thing off its neck

729
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: and just wants to get it off its neck even

730
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: though it's not hurting him. It's like, don't some religions

731
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: like where things around their leg that make them bleed

732
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: so that they always remember the suffering of Christ. That's

733
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: what this is. I'm like, I'm constantly it is something

734
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: that I'm constantly like remembering because it's so tight that

735
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: I keep it keeps me present in a way. Pain,

736
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: as Sam Harris has said in the meditation, that I

737
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: always listen to what I'm going through pain. Pain is

738
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: like one of the best Unfortunately, it's one of the

739
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: best things to keep you present because it's happening at

740
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: the moment and you focus on it, and focusing on

741
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: anything specifically that is happening in the moment keeps you,

742
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 1: you know, mindful. So it's kind of keeping me mindful.

743
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: I wonder if your knuckle has gotten bruised from trying

744
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: to take it off, so it's got bigger. Maybe I

745
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: just don't know how to funk you got that thing off.

746
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: I don't know either, dude. How does a kid get

747
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: their head through a banister? That's a good point, you know,

748
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: like you go in, you just can't get out. No

749
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: uh oh, I was going to say there are people

750
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: who who wear a like butt plugs all day as

751
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: a reminder of christ suffering. Is that for Christ? That's

752
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: for Christ? I would do that well Christ. Sometimes I

753
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: found like a pair of panties that I'm just like, oh,

754
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: this is a sexy secret. So I'm kind of like sexy.

755
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: I've had sexy secrets before. You ever do that? Like

756
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: something I remember like like what like, um, you know

757
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: this is gross, but like a guy goes down on

758
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: you as a beard and you're like go to work

759
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: like that. You're gonna have to like have my smell

760
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: in your beard all day and it's gonna be a

761
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: little sexy secret and no one's going to know that.

762
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna like have that on you or something, you know,

763
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: something doctor like like you're envisioning a guy that works

764
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: in construction or something where to smell when it permeates.

765
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: Like no, I'm reaching him in like a boardroom with

766
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: like a power play presentation and he's like flaky in

767
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: around just like everyone's like that pussy, Like everyone's like

768
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: questioning it, but no one can say anything. I think

769
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: it's or just like having um something I don't know.

770
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: I guess I don't really do anything like that anymore,

771
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: but it could be. It's kind of fun sometimes like

772
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 1: a little or like only like one other person knows. Yeah,

773
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything. I'm for the first time

774
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: in my life in a relationship where I really I've

775
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: never had this before, but I feel like the things,

776
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: the sexy things that we have are like the just

777
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 1: the intimacy that we have I don't need to share

778
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: with anyone else. I know that sounds weird, but like

779
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: because people are like, what are you talking about? I

780
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: don't keep It's like I can keep secrets now, but

781
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm not good at keeping like not sharing intimate things

782
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: with my girlfriends and stuff of like oh my god, odd,

783
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: he said this thing to me was so sweet, or

784
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: like because I think that I always needed validation from

785
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: other people, like oh my god, he loves you. Wow,

786
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: that's clearly like I need other people to see the

787
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: proof of it because I didn't really trust it or

788
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: actually feel it myself. But now I'm starting to feel

789
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: the feeling of like not needing to tell anyone about

790
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: anything good in my relationship that happens between us or

791
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: anything like sexual or anything that's like exciting because the

792
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: buck stops there, like it's enough that it's happening there,

793
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: Whereas before it was never enough because it wasn't what

794
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: I was seeking, and telling people about the stuff of

795
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: my relationship was validation from them that like, oh, Nick,

796
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,959
Speaker 1: you are loved, Oh he does love you, Oh someone

797
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: does desire you. And I'm just either because of myself

798
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: or because of like him, I'm feeling like, oh, that's enough.

799
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: It was always never enough. Does that make sense? When

800
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about sex more, I wasn't having

801
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: it as much like or like I was like thinking

802
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: about it because I wasn't dating someone, So it's like

803
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: something that's on my mind like constantly, or like it's

804
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: like a foreign thing that's like still like you know,

805
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: so like but if you're you know, having sex a

806
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: good amount, you're just like it's part of my dad.

807
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: It's not that big of a deal anymore, at least

808
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: for me. Still feel though, that is important to talk

809
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: about because I think there's so many people out there

810
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: that are looking to people like me and you who

811
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: talk freely about their sex eyes when others don't to

812
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: understand what to expect and to have, because if you

813
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: don't talk about sex, you get in there and things

814
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 1: happen and you go, I guess this is normal, but

815
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: it but based on what if you're the only place

816
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: you ever see or hear about porn is or sex

817
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: is porn, you have nothing to compare it to. And

818
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: I think that, like that's as much as people are like,

819
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: you don't, we don't need to hear about your sex life, Nikki.

820
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not just about me being like what

821
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: I did you guys, isn't this cool? It's about me

822
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: empowering people to like try new things and find pleasure

823
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: and like not be scared because it's all stuff I

824
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: struggled with, and so I think there is something to that.

825
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 1: But I know for sure I was definitely awkward with

826
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: sex forever, like and it helps to hear people talk

827
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: about too or like here's what's going to happen in there.

828
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: I just think like open conversation, like being honest, laughing

829
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: at yourself, like not taking it too seriously is the

830
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: best sex advice I could because then you relax and

831
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: then you can really enjoy it because you're not fucking

832
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: worried the whole time. I wish someone would have told me,

833
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: just you'll know what to do. You'll know what feels

834
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: good and you know what won't, and like there's nothing

835
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: you can do wrong because anything that doesn't feel good

836
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 1: to you doesn't feel good. Just follow your feelings. If

837
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: you don't want to do something, you're not wrong for

838
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: not wanting to do it. If you do want to

839
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: do something, you're probably not wrong for wanting to do it,

840
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: as long as it's a consensual thing with someone of

841
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: a obviously all of that stuff, But like, I think

842
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: there was so much of my approach to sex being like, well,

843
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it wrong, And the real answer is

844
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: is you can't do it wrong if it feels good,

845
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 1: and if it doesn't feel good and you don't want

846
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: to do it, you're not wrong. And I think that

847
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 1: that is the most important thing that I wish I

848
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: would have like someone would have told me, it's like,

849
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: you'll just know what to do. Like I was always like,

850
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: how am I gonna kiss? How am I gonna suck

851
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: a penis? It's just like just do what, Like you

852
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 1: understand when someone feels good based on something you're doing.

853
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: You can like read someone else's like just go just

854
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: wing it, bitch, or as you ask, or or go

855
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: and read it and like ask. Literally you can find

856
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: any answer you want on there. Let's get to the news.

857
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: It's Thursday, folks. You know what that means. It's Thursday,

858
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: which is a day after Wednesday and a day before Friday.

859
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: If you think about it, Um, I hope you're having

860
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 1: all the swells out there. You're gonna have a great weekend.

861
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 1: It's a it's it's a good weekend. I don't know

862
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: exactly what's going to be going on. Hopefully, it's a

863
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 1: it's the weekend. It's the weekend, you know. Hopefully the

864
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: clouds are a part of the three. I don't know

865
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do with it. My dad is playing music.

866
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: I'll promote that. Um Saturday night, I'll be there at

867
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 1: the Root Roots sixty six UM Grill Bar and Grill

868
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: and Webster, Missouri from seven to like eleven. My dad

869
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: is playing with his band Glaze and the moon Kings

870
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 1: there and so um, I'll be there on Saturday, definitely

871
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: stopping by there and so UM, I love to see

872
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,720
Speaker 1: you come support my dad and Um, I miss your parents.

873
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him and yeah you've got you and

874
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: British stop by if you don't have anything else to do,

875
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: and also can't come up with anything else to do

876
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: anything a thing. And I'm also going to Chris's paddle

877
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: ball tournament on Saturday morning. I wish we could video

878
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: fucking Fenton or something like that. I'm so excited. I

879
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 1: wouldn't like where it's cheer leader off and I want

880
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: to dress up, but I don't want to make it

881
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: about me. I want to do like a funny thing.

882
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: That's a good idea, like wear a trench coat and

883
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 1: just like for one moment, like just do a little

884
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: thing just to make him laugh. Like it wouldn't be

885
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: to be like I'm nicky Glazer and I'm funny. Everyone

886
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: look at me at just p it will be funny.

887
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: After a tournament you go, hey, can't talk to you

888
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: for a minute. I just have a few notes, hilarious,

889
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 1: Hey can we just like talk for a second. Um,

890
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: So you know how that third point you like, you

891
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: know when you got in the kitchen for a little bit,

892
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: like your foot win in the kitchen. You know that

893
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: they call that they called the kitchen and um, whenever

894
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: I play paddle tennis, which is like rarely, I got hurt.

895
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: That's I always say. Uh, They're like, stay out of

896
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: the kitchen. I'm like, this is where a woman's blazes.

897
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: I should be here. I can't help it, you guys,

898
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm just drawn to it. I have a vagina. Um.

899
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: All right, what are you doing this weekend? Apparently a

900
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: dinner later on Saturday. I'm not just making that, but

901
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: are you guys together? Like people from Brennan's work is

902
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: having like a thing and then like a bar and

903
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: then a club, And I'm like, I don't know if

904
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: we got to go reach the club part, you know

905
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: what I mean? You know when people are like, Okay,

906
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: we're gonna do dinner, We're gonna do like a light

907
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: bar where we're gonna get sucked up up enough to

908
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: where you have to go. Yeah. Well that's the thing

909
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 1: about drinking is you can peel off and no one

910
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: even notices. They go like'll leave, and then they don't notice.

911
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: They're like, thank god he left. All right, let's get

912
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 1: to the news. First story. Alright, Ham Drip. You remember

913
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 1: when we talked, we talked about the first ever patient

914
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: to receive a genetically altered pig after two months. Yeah,

915
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: because I read the news. You followed that story every day. Yeah,

916
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: I've been keeping up with pig Man. Do you remember

917
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: that from Seinfeld? Yeah? Kind of Yeah, it was a

918
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: weird episode. Kramer thinks he saw pig Man in the

919
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 1: hospital experimented on um. Yeah, really said that this guy died.

920
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,959
Speaker 1: I guess it's really cool that he was stayed alive

921
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 1: for Did he die from the pig falling or failing?

922
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: Doctors did not give an exact cause of death, saying

923
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: only that his condition had begun deteriorating several days earlier. God,

924
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: literally a ham drip, there's like a tear died. He

925
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: choked on mud. Let's pour one up for slop. That

926
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 1: was his name, that was the pigs name. Yes, sloppy Joe.

927
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: Uh got a sky in his eye. Someone said it's

928
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 1: covid um. I'm sorry to hear that about that. But

929
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: I think he was a cute little man too. He

930
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: was a cutie. I saw like a selfie of him

931
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: in the bed. But that is a if I had

932
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: a pig heart, I'd feel kind of dirty. Does that feel?

933
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: Does that seem weird? I mean, I think I would

934
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: feel cool, but there would be something about it that

935
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm just like, Yeah, I don't know what kind of

936
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: If you could pick any animal heart to have, what

937
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 1: would you I would want something big. I want like

938
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: a um act or like a zebra. Yeah, but that

939
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't fit in your body. You would just see all heart.

940
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess it has to be like the

941
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: same size as you. And pigs can be pretty big. Yeah, well,

942
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:32,320
Speaker 1: pigs can be. How cute was that pig video that

943
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: you found? Oh my god, it's heart. I would love

944
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: for it to be in my body. That's how cute

945
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: it was. It was such like a little dog. Okay,

946
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: what's the next news story? Probably a turtle, because turtles

947
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: live to be like SI. That's a good point. They've

948
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: got good pacemakers. Slow pacemakers, but steady, all right. Moving on,

949
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: Britney Spears revealed horrifying details about her Vagus residency in

950
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: a since deleted Instagram post. Oh no, I supported this?

951
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: What happened? Um? Okay? So she was back in Vegas

952
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: five years after her domination residency and it didn't let

953
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 1: her wear tights or they didn't let her go bear

954
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: legged I know that well, she wrote, being a guest

955
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas is way better than being me dot

956
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: dot dot or wait, is it better? Because my family

957
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: got to be the stars when I worked in Vegas?

958
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: And then she goes, I was nothing more than a

959
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: puppet to my family, Yet to the public, I just

960
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: performed on stage and did what I was told to do.

961
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: But it was worse than that because I was because

962
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: it was accepted and approved by the people I loved most.

963
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, what was she What was the picture on

964
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: the post? It was after she had posted those beach pictures.

965
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: It was probably some meme like sometimes she just pictures

966
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: like does like a heart in the sand, or like

967
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: a little child with a red rose, like one of

968
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: those black and white photos of like kids kissing each

969
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: other with roses, And you're just like, I don't like

970
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: sexualized children, like being old romantics on like a bench,

971
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: do you know what I'm talking about? Those like old

972
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: timey photos of kids, And and it's like a girl

973
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: blushing and a little boys like kissing, and the roses

974
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: like red, but the rest of the picture is black

975
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: and white. She does a lot of that stuff she likes,

976
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: like cheesy ship like that. Um, yeah, I mean I

977
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: went to go see her residency. That's the cool thing

978
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: about Vegas is like you get to go see these

979
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: people that are huge and think these very It was

980
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 1: a smaller venue than I would have thought. It was

981
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: probably like two thousand seats, and yeah, she she I

982
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: remember being impressed by her dancing because I knew that

983
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: she struggled with that, especially that one MTV Movie Awards

984
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: where we all thought she was making a comeback and

985
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: she just kind of like stumbled around the stage and

986
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: it just just was like not the best look. Um.

987
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: And then her voice. I remember she was definitely you know,

988
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: lip sinking, and also a lot of men carrying her

989
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: around and just like putting her on parts of the stage.

990
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: But she was she was a little bit. But she

991
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: also I remember reading in a post that she was

992
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: very upset that they made her wear tights and she

993
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: could never go without her legs. And so now that's

994
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: why she wants to be naked. She just like doesn't

995
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,439
Speaker 1: want to be constrained anymore. She always did, never wanted

996
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: to wear tights. And you know famously Beyonce Taylor Swift,

997
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: like when you see pop stars with these amazing legs

998
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: that are just so smooth. They're wearing like three pairs

999
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 1: of tights and underneath the fish nets or whatever it is,

1000
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: and it really like it. Not only it makes it

1001
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 1: makes you um. It kind of does the same thing

1002
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: that that flost into my finger. You wrap it around enough.

1003
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: Have you ever put your ponytail in girls and then

1004
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: with one with one rubber band and then you used

1005
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: to the amount of more like strength it has is

1006
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: so much more than you would think. I know that

1007
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 1: sounds like weird that I'm saying that, but like putting

1008
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: on two tights, it's so constricting, more so than one,

1009
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: and more so than you'd think you'd think. It started

1010
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: like piling up and making you look fatter almost, but

1011
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: it constructs you more. I mean. The other thing too,

1012
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: is like and she's there. It's just crazy that she

1013
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: didn't have one person fighting for her three three tights,

1014
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,399
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I just want to wear

1015
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: no tights baby, all my tight school and I'm not

1016
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:35,760
Speaker 1: wearing them. I'm scared baby red tights, brown tights. Sorry,

1017
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: I can't help it, but boys, I just can't. I'm

1018
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: not even doing it justice. But I know, I just

1019
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: can't get over that she didn't have one, Like, I

1020
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: don't know, man, it's like part of me wants to

1021
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: be you're a certain age, you should be able to go.

1022
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: This sucks. I'm gonna hire one person that has my back,

1023
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: but it seems like not one person. But how can

1024
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,439
Speaker 1: you hire one person? They're you don't have any money

1025
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: to hire all of your you have no You've you're

1026
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 1: literally a child. I mean, no one talks like a child.

1027
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not too up on the whole Britney

1028
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: Spears thing, but it sounds like she did put a

1029
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 1: lot of her trust in her family, and that's that's

1030
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 1: which she's so hurt. Yeah, they and they made her

1031
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: work so fucking hard. That song work bitch. That was

1032
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: not her saying you gotta work, bitch. That was them.

1033
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: They were writing her attacks and she was like, that's

1034
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 1: a good lyric. You want a mas retty, you want

1035
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 1: to you want a pink body, swamp swamp people. So

1036
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: if you get swamp people, Oh my god, I saw

1037
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: the funniest thing. Um I'm following. I went on a

1038
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: really deep dive this morning. I woke up super early,

1039
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,720
Speaker 1: even though I went to bed super late. John Stewart

1040
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,240
Speaker 1: showed the problem with John Stewart. A friend Robbie Slovin.

1041
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: Slovik writes on it, it is so funny the podcast

1042
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 1: that they do. It's it's so informative. Jon Stewart's the funniest.

1043
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: I didn't used to watch the Daily Show religiously like

1044
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 1: everyone else did. Now I get the fervor and the

1045
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: obsession with John Stewart. He is fucking brilliant. He is

1046
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: so funny, so quick I was watching. You gotta listen

1047
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 1: to this podcast if anything, just go follow the Instagram

1048
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 1: account and just listen to the topics they're talking about.

1049
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: He's so funny all the time. Robbie is hilarious on there.

1050
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of him. Um, and he has but

1051
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: John Stewart has on has all these young, like uh,

1052
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:42,800
Speaker 1: diverse writers and what his head writer is this girl woman?

1053
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 1: But um who I was like going on deep hurt.

1054
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: She does a celebrity book club podcast kind of like

1055
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: our friend Claire Parker Parker has, but it's called Celebrity Think.

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Speaker 1: It's called Celebrity book Club. And she was going through

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00:56:56,600 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: Jamie Lynn's Jamie Lynn Spears book and there's this there's

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00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: this line that she was quoting from it. I want

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Speaker 1: to say what her name is because I feel bad

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00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 1: that I don't have it memorized. I was just like

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Speaker 1: so disoriented this morning. But um, the Chelsea here it

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Speaker 1: is Chelsea Rose Devantes. Um. She has a head writer

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Speaker 1: for the Problem and now she just got an overall

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Speaker 1: deal deal at twentieth Century Fox, so she's leaving that show.

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Speaker 1: But she does the celebrity book memoir and I just

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Speaker 1: got to read this hilarious quote because her instagram is awesome. Chelsea. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Chelsea Devantes is d E V A N T easy,

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Speaker 1: And she does these posts where it's like eight quotes

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Speaker 1: from Jamie Lynn spears memoir, and then you just swipe

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00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: and you read eight quotes from you know, Kirstie Alley's

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Speaker 1: memoir and they're just like the most obsane like kind

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00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: of poll quotes. This is one from Jameen Spears. My

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00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: sister's voice was throaty and strong, while mine was fluid

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00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: and controlled. People said we were different, but equally as talented.

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00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: It's so much packed in one sentence. It's just it

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Speaker 1: would suck to be a lunge. It would suck to

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Speaker 1: be Jamie Lynn. There's no question about it. I could

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00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: have never weathered that storm. If I had a sister

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Speaker 1: who did what I secretly wanted to do as well,

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00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 1: and not even so secretly, you know I would I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have I wouldn't have been able to handle it.

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Speaker 1: I'm so fucking glad. What do you think I would

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00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 1: have become a teacher? And then eventually, okay, let's take

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Speaker 1: a quick break and come back with pan trax. We're back,

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Speaker 1: so we do a weekly sports moment or just get

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Speaker 1: too fan traks? Do we have so much fan trax? Um?

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00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: I think the sports story is pretty funny. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: do it. Gears Andrew's weekly sports moment Enthusiasm. Apparently the

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Speaker 1: latest ticket in combat sports is for the Pillow Fighting Championship.

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Speaker 1: Huh okay. I don't like this either. I feel like

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00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: people can get concusts from even pillow fights, and it

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00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: hurts so bad to get hit with a pillow. It hurts,

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00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 1: and it just always takes you by surprise. The appeal

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Speaker 1: is um okay. So in the PFC pillow Fight, two

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00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: competitors try, over the course of three rounds, to hit

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Speaker 1: their opponent over the head as many times as possible.

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Speaker 1: And the appeal of that is that it's unlike m

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Speaker 1: M A, where there's blood and you know these grotesque injuries.

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Speaker 1: There's just are there feathers flying and stuff or it's

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Speaker 1: it just is it in a ring or is it

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00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 1: on like it is in a dorm like bung it's

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00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: it's it's on a bed. No, I'm just kidding ring.

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00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: And the pillows are not um stuffed with feathers, their foam,

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Speaker 1: oh memory phone, just like it's just like, what are

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Speaker 1: we doing with sports here? Like what's next? Tickle fightings?

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Speaker 1: You know what's next? Fucking pulled the finger and fart

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Speaker 1: the best Like these aren't sports. Pillow fighting is fun,

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01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: you know, I know, but it shouldn't be dumb to

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Speaker 1: begin with no offense fencing. Come on, um yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I I don't I don't love I don't love

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Speaker 1: like violent sports. But yes, I get that this is

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Speaker 1: more like soft and like you, I always remember those

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Speaker 1: big hole cans with those like big sock and bopoms

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01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 1: that get those were so freaking fun. I loved those

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01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: sort as sumo. Remember tossumo suits where you put on

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Speaker 1: the big Yeah, I never got to do rusty doing that,

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Speaker 1: like wasted and spending like thousands of dollars dollars one

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Speaker 1: time and not even having room for him in our car. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Pillow fights, though, you can scratch Cornia really easily with

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Speaker 1: the edge of the pillow case. I'm just worried about,

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Speaker 1: so worried about. But here's the thing you could that's

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Speaker 1: the beauty of these kind of like someone could master

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Speaker 1: pillow fighting in a way. Yeah, stacking speaking of fencing,

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Speaker 1: like you can you're just going you're just poking someone.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. But there's guys out there that

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Speaker 1: will fucking tear you up. Yeah, but they got to

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Speaker 1: have them. Yeah, it's kind of weird, right, Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: remember I went fishing. We went we got running. You

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Speaker 1: can't suck it off, but we went fishing and this

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Speaker 1: we had a guide in Florida and you know, you

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01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 1: put your rod in and you're like, guys, are one fishing, right,

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Speaker 1: and then he does it. He went like this though,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm like, what did he do? He went like this,

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Speaker 1: He's twitching it Like I don't know, it's just this though,

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Speaker 1: Like why is that different? That's what like have anything? Honestly,

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01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 1: like do putting in the hours, Like it's so weird

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Speaker 1: to me. Do you ever think about when you're trying

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Speaker 1: to learn a new skill, like you have the same

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01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 1: I have the same hands as John Mayer. Yeah, I

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01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: mean like I have the same like everything that he has.

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01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: Like I'm not saying like I have a brain. I

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01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: have no diiceabilities. Why my fingers could do that and

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01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 1: my brain could could learn that? But I just like,

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01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: but but there are things that now I can do

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01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 1: on guitar that I never thought I could do. And

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01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 1: it's just it's do you have to unlock it? Though?

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01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: It's like beating a level in a video game, Like

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01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 1: it's in you. It's there, it's like programmed in there.

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Speaker 1: And I read a quote last night that was like thinking, um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this was in chapter eight. She said the cure for

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01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: cancer is probably out there, but most likely it's locked

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01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 1: inside the mind of someone who is in poverty and

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01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: has no access to education. And I thought that was

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01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 1: a really cool quote for her on about her journey

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Speaker 1: on Zoe one on one. I do I know exactly

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Speaker 1: what you're saying, though, Like I was thinking about like golfers,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why are their brains are they smart in me?

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01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: They don't have better hand eye coornation he started probably younger. Yes,

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01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: they got more hours and and something unlocked when you

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01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 1: get when you do exactly unlock. That's what I want

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01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 1: to know, Like you know what I mean, Like you

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01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: can practice so much and then one day it's got

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01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: to do. You know that. Sometimes when I'm practicing guitar,

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01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: I have to put it down because everything needs to download.

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01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 1: What I just what I just worked out, The fingering

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01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 1: has to just go late, like it has to compete

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01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 1: how you and it's not gonna happen while I'm still

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Speaker 1: doing it over and over. It's like I gotta sleep

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01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: on it. I gotta think about. I'm reading this book

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Speaker 1: called The Z and Guitar, and it's it's really interesting

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01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 1: because it keeps comparing it to golf. The guy that

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Speaker 1: wrote it is like talking about like you know, yeah,

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01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 1: so maybe he wrote that too, because he keeps comparing

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01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: so many things to golf. And it's just such a

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Speaker 1: great book because I can understand, like, you know, someone

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Speaker 1: like Eddie van Halen when he used to be alive

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01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: reading this book and getting just as much out of

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01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 1: it as I do, and like something about the guitar

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01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: that connects all. We're all connected in it and we

1180
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: can all benefit from There's nothing technical in this book,

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01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: but I'm learning so much about it and how to

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01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 1: practice and how to treat it and knowing my limitations.

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Speaker 1: So funny last night I read a chapter about like,

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01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 1: some people are actually born gifted, but talent is obviously

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01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,920
Speaker 1: like practicing the right way, caring about it, being mindful,

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01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: not getting ahead of yourself, being a timing. It's all

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01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,000
Speaker 1: these things. But it was just interesting because there was

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Speaker 1: a chapter that I picked up last night when I

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01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 1: couldn't sleep that was exactly what I was talking about

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Speaker 1: um last yesterday, which was you might not be ever

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01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,439
Speaker 1: be as talented as you want to be, but you've

1192
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: gotta win. And I heard this on a John Stewart podcast.

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01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 1: So Mark Cuban was talking about diversity and like how

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01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: people want more diverse and how white people are going

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01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: to be the minority soon. He's like, when I change

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01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: for me is opportunity, so like disability or like being like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm never gonna be as good as John Mayer and

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01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: I could practice thousands of years, never gonna be as good. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what can I do instead of that that he maybe

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01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 1: is not going to figure out because he has such

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01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 1: an obvious path. Yeah, maybe simple. You know what I

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01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: could do. I could put a dildo in my mouth

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01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 1: while I change everything opportunity change. You're like, Okay, this

1204
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: is not like the end of something. It's the beginning

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01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 1: of something I would never even known. But there is

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01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,720
Speaker 1: something about like the childhood and this will be two seconds.

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Speaker 1: But like when I was learning lacrosse as a kid, Right,

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01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 1: I had an old stick that was like was maybe

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01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 1: like a hand me down from my brother. Right, I

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01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 1: had like shitty cleats, but I would practice. I wouldn't

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01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 1: think about exactly how I but I got so much

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01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 1: better by the next year, and I would put down

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01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 1: the stick for another six months. But it was in

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01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 1: my brain and I didn't think about like what kind

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01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: of product I needed or like how I was practicing.

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01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: And it's the way does this. It's just like you

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01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 1: find the way your body works to get it done

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01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:08,120
Speaker 1: without certain little things that you can get coaching to unlock,

1219
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 1: but just feeling the guitar and treating it like trying

1220
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: to make a sound that's just that's true to you,

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01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,360
Speaker 1: instead of trying to be someone else's sound, Like what

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01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 1: sound would you make with your level of skill? That

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01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: just because watching Unorthodox last night when that girl finally

1224
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 1: sang a song that was in Yiddish was obviously about

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01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 1: like the suffering of Jewish people, which is like in

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Speaker 1: her soul. It's like it didn't matter what she sounded like.

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Speaker 1: There was just such emotion behind Oh yeah, okay, it

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Speaker 1: was that new TikTok song. You're right? No, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: what that one? Okay? I hate that song so much. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's get the fans tracks. SA just loved it. That's

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01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:07,680
Speaker 1: Noah's love of her life friter. Okay, we Andrew, did

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01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,040
Speaker 1: you want to read that message that you sent this

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01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 1: in the text or yeah, you get into that some

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01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 1: guy wrote, I just sent it to our text chain. Um,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, ravish is a word. Everyone I stand corrected.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he said, I learned my lesson. He goes

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Speaker 1: ravage or ravish question mark hoping that many people have

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01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 1: already told you this, But either word would be appropriate

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Speaker 1: in the context that you used it. Ravish might be

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Speaker 1: even better. It is better, and I I am so

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Speaker 1: sorry that I pretended like I thought I knew, and

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01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,360
Speaker 1: that you were somehow like inferior to me because you

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01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 1: didn't know that because I am dumb sometimes and I

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01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 1: did not know that Ravish. Yeah, because ravish is just

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01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,919
Speaker 1: so close to ravage, and people usually say I'm gonna

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01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: ravage them. I've never heard ravish, or maybe I have

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01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:08,200
Speaker 1: heard it and just forgot. But have you heard ravishing?

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01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 1: I've heard Rick Rude? Oh yeah, what's that? He's a wrestler. Okay,

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01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:20,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The masseuse that I had the other

1250
01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 1: day was talking to me about that. Guy was so good.

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01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,879
Speaker 1: He talked to me so much about food and pro wrestling.

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01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:31,479
Speaker 1: And usually I would be so irritated by that. But

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01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 1: this guy could have talked about fucking anything. You could

1254
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 1: have sold me on genocide. I was like thee at

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01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 1: the airport right. Oh my god, it was so fucking good.

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01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:46,880
Speaker 1: Shout out to Houston. Um spa, the spaw in the

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01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:55,160
Speaker 1: Houston airport. He's a Nickaraguin man. Amazing hands. Get a BackRub, yeah,

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01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:58,200
Speaker 1: right by gate in Houston. I'm not kidding you, guys,

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Speaker 1: Go now, all right. First first message comes from Alyssa. Hey, guys,

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01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, what the fuck. What the fuck I

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01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:14,320
Speaker 1: just watched f Boy Island and I didn't even finish

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01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: this season finale. I know him late, but I caught up,

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01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:22,360
Speaker 1: all right. I just watched Garrett win the money and

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01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 1: that's it, just like make himself look like such complete trash.

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01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I just have to say that

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01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 1: this is not that important. I'm streaking out and I

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01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:35,160
Speaker 1: had nobody to tell. How did you keep her composure? Nikki?

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01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what did Andrew think about this? Was

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01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 1: he laughing? He was laughing? He made a joke about this. Yes, okay,

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01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:45,800
Speaker 1: thank you, Alyssa. I'm loving enthusiasm late enthusiasm for f

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01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:49,519
Speaker 1: Boy Island. Bring it back, because you know what, I'm

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01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:55,759
Speaker 1: enthusiastic about Foy Island all over again, just because you know, perfect, perfect,

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01:09:56,160 --> 01:10:01,439
Speaker 1: strange people are like we are going on. Um no,

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01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 1: thank you for that. Okay, So yes, if you haven't

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01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:08,479
Speaker 1: seen F Boy Island the season finale, Garrett Morosky tells

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01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:13,080
Speaker 1: Sarah this like he's yeah in Yiddish, he sings an

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01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:17,760
Speaker 1: old He tells Sarah has an f boy and a

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01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:22,800
Speaker 1: nice guy in her final too. She chooses um nice guy,

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01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 1: they yes, and she chooses the nice guy then it's

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01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:34,880
Speaker 1: like the money guaranteed, yes, and if she chooses Garrett, um,

1281
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:40,680
Speaker 1: like things don't go well for old Sarah. And he

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01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:45,080
Speaker 1: chose to keep the money after she chose him, because

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01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 1: she thought she he was He had given this big

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01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 1: plea right before she chooses him. He gives this big

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01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:51,160
Speaker 1: plea of like I love you, like I'm falling in

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01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:54,200
Speaker 1: love with you. The night before they spent an intimate

1287
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:58,080
Speaker 1: evening alone. There's crying, there's he's just so selling it.

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01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,679
Speaker 1: And then he goes, sorry, Sarah came here as anough

1289
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,760
Speaker 1: boy of leaving as an boy. He takes the money,

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01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 1: and boy were we shocked. I have to say, like,

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01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 1: I ye, you were a big proponent. I was a

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01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: huge Garrett fan. I did not like Garrett behind the scenes. Um,

1293
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:17,960
Speaker 1: not personally, but because I was looking at his Instagram

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01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,080
Speaker 1: and I was disgusted by what I saw because he's

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01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:23,880
Speaker 1: just so kid and like just always like talking about

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01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:28,560
Speaker 1: his body and like just being like being rich and

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01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:32,479
Speaker 1: like it's just all so kid. And I was just like, God,

1298
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,560
Speaker 1: this guy sucks. And I would just be like so

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01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:38,120
Speaker 1: mad at him, and then I would go and sit

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01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,639
Speaker 1: and like you know, they'd be sitting up a shot

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01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 1: and Garrett be like, hey, Niggy, what's going on? And

1302
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,160
Speaker 1: he would talk to me and I was instantly one over.

1303
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 1: He is he's a he's a doll. He's a charmer, charmer,

1304
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:54,720
Speaker 1: and I um, I told Sarah I trust him, like

1305
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 1: I we knew he was enough boy. At that point,

1306
01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:00,400
Speaker 1: they had already revealed their status is. But I told Sarah,

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01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:05,920
Speaker 1: I think this guy legitimately likes you, and I think

1308
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 1: you should pick him because with Josh, she just Josh

1309
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 1: was ready to settle down. She wasn't this was it

1310
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,720
Speaker 1: was it just she just to pick Josh because he's

1311
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 1: not Garrett is not a good enough reason. And she

1312
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 1: actually was like very horned up for Garrett. She was

1313
01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:23,720
Speaker 1: I did not think I thought he was playing. I

1314
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 1: really did, I really did. How good of an actor

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01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,559
Speaker 1: he was. I think he's cool. He's a coo nice

1316
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:34,280
Speaker 1: guy like he fucking he's very yeah. I mean yeah,

1317
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,160
Speaker 1: I like the guy. I mean I like any football.

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01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:40,640
Speaker 1: He makes me laugh. He just says ridiculous things. He

1319
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:43,080
Speaker 1: kind of I have to say as much as Melissa,

1320
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 1: You're probably like, oh my god, he sucks. And everyone

1321
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,720
Speaker 1: like hated him him and him and Sarah now get

1322
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:50,840
Speaker 1: along like it's water under the bridge. But he came

1323
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,880
Speaker 1: there to play a game. He knew going in he

1324
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:54,760
Speaker 1: was going to be the villain of the show. He

1325
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:57,920
Speaker 1: played a role he did really well. He's also someone

1326
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 1: who was a Russian orphan in he wasn't hugged or

1327
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 1: touched for the first two months of his life maybe more,

1328
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:08,320
Speaker 1: which is so key in a child's development. So yeah,

1329
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:12,479
Speaker 1: he's a he's born to be a fun boy, and

1330
01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 1: he owns it, and he's honest about it, which is

1331
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:18,800
Speaker 1: I think more commendable than being deceitful about being a

1332
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:20,919
Speaker 1: piece of ship. Oh my god, but I'm so excited

1333
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:25,679
Speaker 1: for um, what's you know, what's next for f Boy Island,

1334
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:29,640
Speaker 1: um and the franchise, And I hope you guys are

1335
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:31,560
Speaker 1: as excited as I am and that um you know,

1336
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,479
Speaker 1: if you haven't watched it, just get on board. Now.

1337
01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:35,960
Speaker 1: It's just something you can just throw on and go like, okay,

1338
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,360
Speaker 1: let me just like see what this is about. If

1339
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 1: you don't like it, you don't have to watch it,

1340
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:40,880
Speaker 1: but like it's something just to put on, um, have

1341
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,200
Speaker 1: on in the background, something like that, and you'll get

1342
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,599
Speaker 1: a couple of laughs in and I bet you'll get

1343
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:46,719
Speaker 1: sucked into it because it's pretty damn good. I'm about

1344
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:49,439
Speaker 1: to start watching Love Is Blind season two. I can't

1345
01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:51,639
Speaker 1: fucking wait. Chris is on season one and I'm gonna

1346
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 1: finish up with him. And the other night I was

1347
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,519
Speaker 1: making fun of Jessica on it because he was like,

1348
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:58,000
Speaker 1: have you seen Love's One? Season one? And I go, Jessica,

1349
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,840
Speaker 1: who talks like this and like Barnett, and he's like shocked.

1350
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,640
Speaker 1: He's like, wait, wait she born hut And I'm like,

1351
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:09,680
Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, um okay. Next next thank you list

1352
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 1: came out at the perfect time too. Oh my god, Yes,

1353
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:22,000
Speaker 1: hey successful maybe not. This one's from Abby, Hi, Nikki,

1354
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah. This is Abby from Winnipeg, Canada. UM,

1355
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:28,880
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you guys. I'm going to your

1356
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 1: show right away. I'm so excited. I heard you guys say.

1357
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 1: I really hope Andrews there as well, ycause I love

1358
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:39,639
Speaker 1: you all. I'm bringing two friends that are Nicky Glazer virgins,

1359
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:42,040
Speaker 1: so I'm really excited to show them how much I

1360
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:45,120
Speaker 1: love you. Um. I have a bit of a miss

1361
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 1: ms prenunci Asian story that was the same time, it's

1362
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 1: not really it's about my dad and apparently ever since

1363
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:59,040
Speaker 1: he met my mom. My mom didn't know this until

1364
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:03,600
Speaker 1: they sent out the wedding thank you cards, but my

1365
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:08,479
Speaker 1: dad always thought may as well a K A might

1366
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:12,559
Speaker 1: as well was a single word my as well. They

1367
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 1: were sending out their wedding card thank you cards and

1368
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 1: he was just trying to say to write mine as

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01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:23,360
Speaker 1: well for something, and he was asking my mom how

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01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:25,240
Speaker 1: to spell it, and she was like, what do you

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01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:28,240
Speaker 1: mean and he was like m I G H A

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01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:34,240
Speaker 1: S W E L may as well. No, oh my god, Abby,

1373
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, anyway, I love you guys, love you have you.

1374
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:44,679
Speaker 1: Um Jack Daniels, Jack Daniels, We'll see you in Winnipeg,

1375
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:48,120
Speaker 1: the murder capital of Canada, which someone told us about. Um,

1376
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 1: because we're looking at Winnipeg facts. Yeah. I met a

1377
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 1: guy from Canada and I was like, going to Winnipeg.

1378
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:57,040
Speaker 1: He's like like that was his really, Yeah, well Abby's

1379
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,200
Speaker 1: going to be there with two virgins. Might as well

1380
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:01,960
Speaker 1: go there. Yeah, we'll be there with John Colin. Um

1381
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:03,800
Speaker 1: no wait, no John's not on that one. John's on

1382
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 1: the Vancouver date. But yeah, Andrew and I will be

1383
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 1: in Winnipeg on coming up, So if you are in

1384
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:11,240
Speaker 1: that area, please come out. We'd love to see you

1385
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:14,760
Speaker 1: and hopefully we'll get to meet Abby if Abby, if

1386
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,080
Speaker 1: you want to get it. I don't know if your

1387
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:17,840
Speaker 1: ticket came with a meet and greet, but they'll be

1388
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:20,919
Speaker 1: for sale like the merch booth. I love a shortened sentence.

1389
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:24,599
Speaker 1: I'll take that anymore as well. Yeah, yeah, sounds smart.

1390
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:28,840
Speaker 1: I never knew come on, simon when I used to

1391
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,840
Speaker 1: read that. That is a very confusing word for a

1392
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,800
Speaker 1: like a fourth grader when you're first learning, first reading

1393
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,200
Speaker 1: books and you'd read come on. And I didn't like

1394
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:40,120
Speaker 1: how okay wasn't just okay. I don't like okay a y.

1395
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:43,559
Speaker 1: I never liked that. I'll never forget Tyler scoon over

1396
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:46,320
Speaker 1: in fifth grade reading and the crowd filled with apple

1397
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:49,599
Speaker 1: sauce and it was applause, and he said apple sauce instead.

1398
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,200
Speaker 1: That was one of the best ones. That is a

1399
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 1: different kind of it was a kid finished, it was

1400
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:56,880
Speaker 1: kidding a wheelchair finishing a race, and the crowd filled

1401
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,920
Speaker 1: with apple sauce because I guess he couldn't swallow or

1402
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:07,519
Speaker 1: too um, but it was applause. May as well by

1403
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:10,240
Speaker 1: as well Well. I kind of like the name Maya,

1404
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,880
Speaker 1: so like if you named your if your last name

1405
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:19,679
Speaker 1: was well bye as well by as well. We just again,

1406
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 1: I think we just it could almost be swells Maya

1407
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:27,320
Speaker 1: swells might as well, like for I'm thinking of merch.

1408
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:30,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. Just yeah, that's a good idea. I

1409
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,600
Speaker 1: was thinking of emergency. I want to com want to

1410
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,280
Speaker 1: do the Nike swo swoosh, but have it, Nikki. I mean,

1411
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:39,040
Speaker 1: I know it's been done before. Do you think I

1412
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,479
Speaker 1: get sued if I just make the Nike swoosh the

1413
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:43,439
Speaker 1: other way or something? I don't know. I think you

1414
01:17:43,479 --> 01:17:45,680
Speaker 1: could do something really funny with the swish that it

1415
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 1: looks like. I have to think it'd be like a

1416
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,640
Speaker 1: sperm or something, or maybe like you tie your ponytail

1417
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:57,799
Speaker 1: and oh that's fun. Yeah that's a good idea. Final thought. Okay,

1418
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:04,479
Speaker 1: so let's end with a voice smell from Ryan, Hey, Nikki,

1419
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:08,400
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah. I just came across a really video

1420
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:13,320
Speaker 1: on TikTok. You can look it up. Probably it's this

1421
01:18:13,479 --> 01:18:16,320
Speaker 1: dude with a fur wearing a fur coat and he

1422
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:21,040
Speaker 1: opens up a Balenciaga box and inside that box is

1423
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:25,640
Speaker 1: a shattered iPhone. It's like an old iPhone six And

1424
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 1: then they flip the iPhone over and engraved in the

1425
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:33,479
Speaker 1: metal on the back is the invitation to Valenciaga's next

1426
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:38,960
Speaker 1: fashion show. And they're the ones that do the high

1427
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:48,560
Speaker 1: heeled crocs. Fucking cup riot, dude, Ryan, I love you

1428
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:53,920
Speaker 1: so much. That's it's such a perfect But the idea

1429
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:58,560
Speaker 1: of like for coats are like, we're just fucking we're hardcore,

1430
01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:01,600
Speaker 1: but we're also fun in you know, someone was like,

1431
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:05,240
Speaker 1: what what could we use? How are our invitations gonna

1432
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:08,160
Speaker 1: be different? What about old iPhones? And we get an

1433
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:12,360
Speaker 1: engraver and we It's not a terrible idea, but it

1434
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:15,800
Speaker 1: is kid. It's very kid because I have so many

1435
01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:18,639
Speaker 1: old iPhones and I'm not doing Jack Diddley Squad with them.

1436
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,639
Speaker 1: I should invite. I should have a party. I should

1437
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:24,200
Speaker 1: have a dinner party. But there's something so funny about

1438
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:29,960
Speaker 1: seeming relatable by showing like an old phone that's broken. Wow,

1439
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:32,880
Speaker 1: you're like the I don't think that's being relatable. I

1440
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:37,160
Speaker 1: think Blensa was doing a cool invite, like what could

1441
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:40,839
Speaker 1: you do? My my uncle TV Bob is a Maleman,

1442
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:43,080
Speaker 1: was a Maleman he's retired now, but he used to.

1443
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,360
Speaker 1: He told us that if you put stamps on anything,

1444
01:19:45,439 --> 01:19:48,360
Speaker 1: the postal service will send it. So he used to

1445
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:52,200
Speaker 1: send us bananas literal bananas. Address. He'd write it on

1446
01:19:52,479 --> 01:19:55,200
Speaker 1: the banana, but he just put stamps on it and

1447
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:58,640
Speaker 1: send it. And you can send anything. And he used

1448
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:01,040
Speaker 1: to send the most creative do things to us all

1449
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:04,479
Speaker 1: the time. He sent me like scrabble pieces that like,

1450
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 1: and he would always put two dollar bills in birthday cards.

1451
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:09,840
Speaker 1: He was He's like one of the funniest, most creative

1452
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:13,960
Speaker 1: people ever and um but he uh yeah. I think

1453
01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:17,280
Speaker 1: that this was just a really creative way of being like,

1454
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:21,240
Speaker 1: what can our invites look like that? And I think

1455
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:23,240
Speaker 1: it's not a bad idea. I will say, though, it's

1456
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:27,040
Speaker 1: kids fuck and bragging about being invited to Balansiaga's fast

1457
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:29,080
Speaker 1: and show. It's kid. But that's what Blansiago wanted was

1458
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:34,559
Speaker 1: people to post about the invite. And my my best

1459
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,280
Speaker 1: thing that I've ever done had to do with an engraving,

1460
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:40,800
Speaker 1: and I've talked about it before. I think the best

1461
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:42,920
Speaker 1: thing I've ever done, the best joke I've ever done,

1462
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:45,599
Speaker 1: was my mom's iPad that I wrote that I had

1463
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,000
Speaker 1: it engraved on the background back of it. I am leaming,

1464
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:52,479
Speaker 1: I am seven. I oh, my hands hurt. I made this?

1465
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:56,920
Speaker 1: What is this? My hands hurt? Which I think is

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Speaker 1: a great invitation to your wedding? Yeah, I mean, um,

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Speaker 1: actually I saw the best. I'm Chris's brother, Tim is

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Speaker 1: having like a wedding reception a year or so after

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Speaker 1: they've been married because of COVID stuff. Just have a

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Speaker 1: bigger party. And the invitations are the coolest invitations I've

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Speaker 1: ever seen. I want to show you this. Wait, where

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Speaker 1: is it? Hold on? Tell me this isn't the coolest

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Speaker 1: wedding invitation you've ever seen? Um, sorry, no, I wish

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Speaker 1: it were. I'll show it to you. I'll show I

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Speaker 1: think they're going out today, so I'm not ruining any

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Speaker 1: like secret um, and I'll ask him if it's okay

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Speaker 1: if we put it on here. But it's so freaking cool.

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Speaker 1: I can't even stand it. Look at this. It looks

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Speaker 1: like a band poster. Yeah. I like that. It reminds

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Speaker 1: me of the wonders You Nators doing that thing you

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Speaker 1: do Nators, ladies and gentlemen. Wait, I'm gonna borrow the

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Speaker 1: stuff so you don't know that is cool. It makes

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Speaker 1: me want to get It makes me want to get

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Speaker 1: married to come up with the cool invitations. Yeah. Oh

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Speaker 1: and I saw a girl, the same girl, the head

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Speaker 1: writer for John Stewart. She is getting married and she

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Speaker 1: was trying on wedding dresses and there, there's there. It

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Speaker 1: was the first time I was ever like that looks

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Speaker 1: fun because some of them are so creative and cool

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Speaker 1: and beautiful. Still, you just think that the wedding dresses

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Speaker 1: are so I just I don't know. I guess I've

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Speaker 1: never really gotten into it. Noah, are you gonna wear

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Speaker 1: a wedding dress? When you talk to me about that? Why?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, because we have to wrap it. Oh ship, Okay,

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Speaker 1: well we that what we find out about Columbine. More

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Speaker 1: about Columbine. Noah's wedding dress was we will never bring

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Speaker 1: up again. And thank you so much for your fans. Rex, Bryan,

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Speaker 1: Abbey and Alyssa love it so much. Keep writing into

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Speaker 1: the podcast. Um, thank you so much for listening this week.

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Speaker 1: We will be back next week. We are going to

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Speaker 1: take um. We're gonna have two episodes next week, not

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Speaker 1: for so just to warn you, but you will have

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