WEBVTT - Jordan Morris Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come

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<v Speaker 1>to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your own

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<v Speaker 1>presences presence enough. I already had too much stuff, So

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<v Speaker 1>how did you dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. We're

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<v Speaker 2>in the backyard. It's at least ninety four degrees perfect

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<v Speaker 2>podcasting temperature. It's you know, in the next hour and

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<v Speaker 2>a half, we're going to be feeling very breezy, very relaxed.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the weekend, I stopped feeling like I existed, and

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<v Speaker 2>so I decided I would take back my life by

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<v Speaker 2>making a decision, and that was to make slaw. I

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<v Speaker 2>made him probably enough slaw for an entire Mormon congregation.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just sitting in my fridge rotting. Oh, let's get

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<v Speaker 2>into the podcast. I love today's guest. It's Jordan Morris.

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan's thank you, thank you. Oh my gosh, welcome to.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, I can't. I'm so happy to be

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<v Speaker 3>here as a listener. Fun to see the musings done. Irl,

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<v Speaker 3>it's very impressive. You you actually gaze off so as

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<v Speaker 3>to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, get in the right headspace, just admiring whatever's happening,

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to lose myself in nature.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's so important being present. I've been told

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<v Speaker 3>getting getting off of our little devices, to be off

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<v Speaker 3>a device.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear more about the slaw. I love slatla.

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<v Speaker 2>I love slaw. Well, describe your ideal slot to me

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'll reveal my slots. There's so many beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>slaws of all kinds.

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<v Speaker 3>I think a goopy man naisy scooped out of the

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<v Speaker 3>deli counter at the supermarket slaw is delicious. I think

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<v Speaker 3>an artisanal vinegary slaw can be really great to clean crisp.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take all slaws. You had to pick one slaw, gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>I you know, and I'm and I'm gonna feel like

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<v Speaker 3>a you know, SHEESHI Ivory tower type here, but I

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<v Speaker 3>do think, gun to my head, I am picking the

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<v Speaker 3>vinegar y, higher end, crisp clean slaw.

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<v Speaker 2>This is so good to hear. Yeah, good way to

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<v Speaker 2>start the podcast off. If you had gone Mayo, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what would have happened. We don't see eye

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<v Speaker 2>to I'm moving away I love a vinegar sauce. You

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<v Speaker 2>would move to another sit hear me pounding the for

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<v Speaker 2>sale sign out front, calling my realtor. Uh no, I

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<v Speaker 2>only will eat a vinegar slaw. Okay, I don't. I

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<v Speaker 2>have to imagine I've had a mayonnaise slaw in the past, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>which must have had a bad impact on me because

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<v Speaker 2>I avoid it at all costs.

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<v Speaker 3>It can be heavy, and it can it can go

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<v Speaker 3>from delicious to foul pretty easily if not stored at

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<v Speaker 3>the temperature.

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<v Speaker 2>So I understand, even if stored at the correct temperature,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just too much. It's too much. I mean. I

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<v Speaker 2>saw a friend Saturday night and I mentioned to her

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<v Speaker 2>that I had made a slawn. She said, did you

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<v Speaker 2>kind of with this look of horror with mayonnaise? And

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't believe she even for a moment thought I

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<v Speaker 2>would make a mayonnaise slaw. I think the tides have turned.

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<v Speaker 2>I think most people prefer you know, where you you

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<v Speaker 2>can see the cabbage, right where it's not you want

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<v Speaker 2>to appreciate the ca just a mayonnaise delivery device, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need mayonnaise to be delivered in any scenario.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you know not on a sandwich, not on

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<v Speaker 2>a burger. On a sandwich, I'll like if it's easy

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<v Speaker 2>and I didn't have any other choice, of course, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>eat it, okay. Otherwise, you know, there are other condiments

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<v Speaker 2>that I would prefer. You're right about that. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of great condiments. We've got all kinds of runny,

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<v Speaker 2>wet things we can put on sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there's a lot of ways to get a sandwich wet.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not just mayonnaise.

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<v Speaker 2>But to answer your question, the it's a cabbage, vinegar, limes, cilantro, jalapeno,

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<v Speaker 2>and almond. Sounds fucking fantastic refreshing.

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<v Speaker 3>Do Is that just a sided on itself or is

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<v Speaker 3>it like on top of something in a side?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, just sitting in my fridge, just ready to

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<v Speaker 2>be eaten, the only kind of food in my fridge currently.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a real psycho situation. And now I'm going out

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<v Speaker 2>oftown tomorrow and I have truly enough for huge picnic.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm not sure what to do with the slaw

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<v Speaker 2>at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, I guess you could just like drift

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<v Speaker 3>around Griffith Park and look for a family having a

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<v Speaker 3>barbecue or a family reunion and just like either like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you guys, look like you're having fun, or just set

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<v Speaker 3>it on the table and and.

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<v Speaker 2>Walk off into the sunset, just drifting from a picnic

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<v Speaker 2>blanket to picnic blanket. Can I that's not a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 2>The slaw phantom was here. I guess it'll kind of

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<v Speaker 2>pickle and then become like a kimchi or a what's

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<v Speaker 2>the German oh, sour kraw? Yeah sure, I guess that's

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of an old slaw ferment. Yeah, which I'm

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<v Speaker 2>willing to experiment with.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think, I mean, maybe you come back to

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<v Speaker 3>this fermented slaw. You have some you get a little

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<v Speaker 3>buzz from it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah. It's a good die of alcohol poisoning.

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<v Speaker 2>What a way to go, killed by his own slaw.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever made a slaw? Oh? Have I made

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<v Speaker 2>a slaw? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I have never, Like from scratch, I've like done a bag,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, kind of a pre mixed But I should

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<v Speaker 3>experiment with home slain.

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<v Speaker 2>What am I doing? You've got to get home with

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<v Speaker 2>your cabbage. The one thing I'll tell you is you

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<v Speaker 2>always have more cabbage than you could possibly imagine. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>one head of cabbage is I mean, it's buckets and

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<v Speaker 2>buckets full of slaugh. Sure, and it overshadows all the

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<v Speaker 2>other ingredients. It's hard to get ratios correct. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't do a lot of like you know, entertaining,

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, usually i'm like, you know, cooking for

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<v Speaker 3>myself for one or two other people. So I think

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<v Speaker 3>I like big batches of stuff. I don't make a

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<v Speaker 3>lot just because you're right, it's gonna sit in the fridge, right,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a good lesson here.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure. Yeah, there was no party planned. There was nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>This was post fourth of July, like it's July fifth.

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<v Speaker 2>Time to make something salad and hot dogs. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's a nice little thing to snack on. What are

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<v Speaker 2>you snacking on around the house? Oh, snacking on around

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<v Speaker 2>the house? Love berries?

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, and you know there they're they're a

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<v Speaker 3>little pricey, but I'm worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I like to have nice like a plump blueberry. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And I like that popcorn. What is it called?

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<v Speaker 3>It has a Buddha on the front, and it might

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<v Speaker 3>be problematic corn.

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<v Speaker 2>It is delicious lesser evil, lesser evil.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's a nice I guess it's a you know,

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<v Speaker 3>advertised as a healthier option for just mindlessly putting something

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<v Speaker 3>in your mouth. I've never heard of this really tasty,

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<v Speaker 3>really delicious. I am a What I'm trying to do

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<v Speaker 3>here is to just to not buy chips.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. I love chips danger, I love ruffles.

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<v Speaker 3>You're give me all the chips, and I think, left

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<v Speaker 3>to my own devices, I would just sit in the

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<v Speaker 3>dark and eat chips and not do anything or to anyone.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm trying to find kind of a crunchy salty substitute,

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<v Speaker 3>and and those kinds of like popcorn, popcorny air popped right.

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<v Speaker 2>Canola oil? What are the good oils? It's no one,

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<v Speaker 2>no one on earth can give you the correct information

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<v Speaker 2>on what oil is good. What is the avocado cocon nut?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Olive seed help me? Their oils galore.

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<v Speaker 2>I think olive oil is probably the one you can

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<v Speaker 2>count on. Yeah, it seems to be. I could be wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>but I feel like there's new oil danger all the time. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a nice oils. We got all these milks.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I feel like I'm about to do like a

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<v Speaker 3>tim Alan routine.

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<v Speaker 2>These kids. I mean, when I grew up, it was

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<v Speaker 2>we always only motor oil. That has to be a

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<v Speaker 2>joke in one of his television shows. That's that's been made.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there's season six of Last Man Standing has a

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<v Speaker 3>Now Dad, we have to use coconut oil?

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<v Speaker 2>That would use them anyway? O to melon dies in

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<v Speaker 2>the show you ate motor oil. He finally took being

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<v Speaker 2>the Last Man Standing too far?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? And yeah oils? How if we? Oh? Yeah, the popcorn.

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<v Speaker 2>I do love a chip, but I really I can't

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<v Speaker 2>have chips around the house. Yeah, it's hard for me

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<v Speaker 2>to because you know, you just eat, eat, eat, eat eat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if I remember my lore correctly. You're also also

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<v Speaker 3>kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>A cookie guy. I love a cookie. Yeah, me too,

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<v Speaker 2>me too? Are you making cookies or buying?

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<v Speaker 3>I usually buy my cookies, but I'll make a cookie

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<v Speaker 3>every now and then, and it's a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a nice healthy mix. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I'm really susceptible to the like if you're

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<v Speaker 3>getting something delivered on one of the delivery apps, they'll

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<v Speaker 3>ask you if you want to throw in a cookie?

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<v Speaker 2>I usually throw in the why not bring the cookie with? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>There was on the delivery apps. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>you ever saw this, but Mariah Carey had cookies on

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<v Speaker 2>the delivery app. Yes I did. I never got one

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<v Speaker 2>of them, did you? You have very fortunate My friend

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<v Speaker 2>ordered a batch with our dinner and possibly the worst,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, probably top five worst foods I've ever eaten, Really,

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<v Speaker 2>the Mariah Carey cookie. Mariah, you know, maybe she doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have the baking touch. I'm sure she was heavily involved. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure she's at the ovens doing all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And they were sub I don't even know if it

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<v Speaker 2>was just barely edible. I don't think I made my

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<v Speaker 2>way through an entire cookie.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be interested to hear about like one of the

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<v Speaker 3>most successful celebrity foods. There's not many.

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<v Speaker 2>I think maybe the Paul Newman salad dressing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I think makes a good Caesar makes a

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<v Speaker 3>great blue cheese Paul Newman rip to a blue cheese king.

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<v Speaker 3>I find that I usually like celebrity boozes. Celebrity boozes

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<v Speaker 3>are usually seeing good.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder why that is, you know, I here's I think.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm stealing this theory from the great Nick

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<v Speaker 3>Wiger of The dough Boys. Of course, we did a

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<v Speaker 3>celebrity booze taste test not too long ago, and I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's it's simply because they're mid shelf. Oh interesting,

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<v Speaker 3>And maybe if you are a well spirit drinker, you're

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<v Speaker 3>just not used to the mid shelf and you're like

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<v Speaker 3>this is pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, yeah, it's it's better than the well.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think that maybe if you were a more

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<v Speaker 3>discerning booze guy, which I am not, you would you know,

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<v Speaker 3>taste the flaws in.

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<v Speaker 2>The Rocks tequila. But does the Rock have one? The

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<v Speaker 2>Rock has a tequila? Yes, yeah, yeah, the Rock. George Clooney,

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<v Speaker 2>who else wins? What?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm Mulholland's spirits. Wow, Yeah, they're pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>That one. You're almost buying. I mean, like the normal

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<v Speaker 2>consumer is just buying because it's like, well, Goggin's God blessed,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't think he has the name power to

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<v Speaker 2>be moving right, beloved, beloved that guy from that thing? Wow? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Who else?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like m Emmett Walsh having, you know, having a

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<v Speaker 3>line of face creams. Oh yeah, that guy creating all

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<v Speaker 3>those Coen Brothers movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then of course uh uh Coppola Coppola wines. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I had a little coopol of wine not too long?

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<v Speaker 2>How was that? It was really tasty? Yeah? And does

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<v Speaker 2>he have any controlling stake in the business now that

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<v Speaker 2>he's made that movie with all the money?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right, Megaopolis Mega maybe the Yeah, maybe the wine

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<v Speaker 3>is out of his hands. He needed it to fund

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<v Speaker 3>his weird it's steampunk movie that I can't fucking wait

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<v Speaker 3>to see.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm so excited. Sounds insane. Mega sounds like a

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<v Speaker 2>level and sonic doesn't it doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like probably like level three of a song.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to find a giant robot crab at the end.

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<v Speaker 3>There might be a robot crab in this movie.

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<v Speaker 2>From what I understand, Adam Driver plays the crab and

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<v Speaker 2>then the movie, from what I understand, good and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to have a live actor in every audience.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you heard this? I maybe have heard this, hinted

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<v Speaker 2>at Is that true? I've you know, I heard it,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I looked it up over and over trying

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<v Speaker 2>to confirm. And it seems like they're going through with

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<v Speaker 2>the plan. I can't wait. Yes, do it? Where are

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<v Speaker 2>they going to find these people? They mustn't. There's probably

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<v Speaker 2>a plan for like five screenings total.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I'm sure this will be a limited release. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I would love it if you ordered it

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<v Speaker 3>on demand. They sent somebody to your house. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>a improv guy shows up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know what it is. I guess he

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<v Speaker 2>interacts with the screen or something. Yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 2>guess you know, New York and LA.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably pretty easy to find, you know, to hire these

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<v Speaker 3>people to come in, right, maybe even get a name for.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of screens to show up. Oh m yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>drunk on his own whiskey. Yeah, just you have a

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<v Speaker 2>belly full of Mulhoan spirits.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, you're, you know, screenings where there's not a

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<v Speaker 3>thriving entertainment industry.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess you're going to the community theaters, right, you're

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<v Speaker 2>asking the kid behind the counter, Oh, can you just

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<v Speaker 2>take a minute to yell at the screen for us?

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<v Speaker 3>Does the popcorn kid have to put on a top

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<v Speaker 3>hat and goggles and.

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<v Speaker 2>Be an airship captain or something? Yeah? I know that

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<v Speaker 2>about the movie. I know the Aubrey Plaza play someone

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<v Speaker 2>named like Platinum Seed or something. I don't know. It's bizarre.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait. And then I think Adam Driver controls time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he does have a weirdo name too. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like Ultimate Futureman or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, I'm really looking forward to I'm My fear though,

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<v Speaker 2>is that it's going to be boring. Yeah, I know, ultimately,

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<v Speaker 2>like where you think, oh, this is gonna be a

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<v Speaker 2>real fun time at an insane movie and then it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is four hours long and INCOMPREHENSI I'm sure. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'll go and see if somebody interrupts the I

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<v Speaker 2>mean they're kind of opening the door to anyone in

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<v Speaker 2>the audience getting up and yelling.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, I guess so if you are, Yeah, if

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<v Speaker 3>you are just like a psycho or someone who wants

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<v Speaker 3>to like go viral or something, right, you stand up

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<v Speaker 3>and just do your Megapolis.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, make your little announcements. Yeah. Interesting, Now I'm getting

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<v Speaker 2>some ideas. Some things are cooking in my head. This

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<v Speaker 2>could be my big moment at the just I have

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast. Yeah that's uh so that wine business, I

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<v Speaker 2>believe he sold almost all of his shares and oh

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<v Speaker 2>yeah the wine was tasty. I mean again, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>a wine guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I am kind of just used to, you know, having

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<v Speaker 3>having the house red right whatever, Chicken palm.

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<v Speaker 2>But I I liked my I feel like there's a difference. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think so. I do think so.

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<v Speaker 3>I do think that that for whatever reason, I have

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<v Speaker 3>not had that Mariah Carey cookie experience with a celebrity.

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<v Speaker 2>Boost, Like what the fuck is this? Like I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>this is good. More celebrities need to get into the

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<v Speaker 2>their hands at cookies. I'd like to see other celebrities

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<v Speaker 2>try a cookie. Who would be the ultimate cookie celebrity.

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<v Speaker 2>He's Witherspoon. It probably Oh my god, job, that's such

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<v Speaker 2>a good idea. Yeah, I feel like she has like

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<v Speaker 2>just the level of taste and populist feel right, she'd

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<v Speaker 2>be able to make a cookie that's a crowd pleaser

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<v Speaker 2>and as well made. Sure, because like if you'd ask

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<v Speaker 2>a Gwyneth.

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<v Speaker 3>Paltrow or it's gonna be garbage. Yeah, sure, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be made with sand or something tastes like a pussy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what is Gwyneth Paltrow cooking up over

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<v Speaker 3>there these days? Maybe both, Yes, sure, day at the beach. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>she should.

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<v Speaker 2>Not be trusted with a dessert. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>but Reese, I think we should do a nice job. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean Reese probably has something in the works already.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like she has a team of people that

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, what am I doing? Now? We got the

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<v Speaker 2>book The Book Club? Yeah, because initially it was like

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<v Speaker 2>Reese Witherspoon is recommending books, This is ridiculous. And now

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<v Speaker 2>she's she like owns the publishing industry. Yeah, yeah, I know, fascinating.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I guess I would. I'm very quick to

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<v Speaker 3>buy her cookies that don't exist. So maybe I should

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<v Speaker 3>just start with the books that she already had.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess is she reading all of the books? That's

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<v Speaker 2>the big question. Wonder. I can't be reading all of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe she has them summarized to her by a nice

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<v Speaker 3>you know, assistant or something like a team.

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<v Speaker 2>Of great readers. Right, I would like to think that

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<v Speaker 2>she's going through all these books, but she's got other

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<v Speaker 2>things going on. She's sure. I can't name any of them.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, I guess I have not seen Reese Rutherspoon

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<v Speaker 2>on screen, and I guess she's in The Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I watched a bit of that and then stopped

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<v Speaker 3>watching it, then didn't watch any more of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen the scene where Steve Carell drives off

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<v Speaker 2>a cliff.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Yes, he was like written off in a very

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<v Speaker 3>insane way, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like a very old fashioned like, well, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to be part of this, We're gonna drive you

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<v Speaker 2>off a cliff.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's maybe when I stopped watching, if I could pinpoint,

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<v Speaker 3>it is sometime in the first season, and you know

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<v Speaker 3>the Reese Witherspoon is like a firebrand character.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, named like Devon or Sure Chris some something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Brian is it Brian.

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<v Speaker 3>Bradley, brad Bradley, good old Bradley, Bryan Bradley, And she

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<v Speaker 3>like makes a impassioned speech at like a union rally,

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<v Speaker 3>and it goes viral. And I'm like, when does something

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<v Speaker 3>like that go viral? It's people fighting in a waffle

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<v Speaker 3>house parking lot. That's what goes viral. The worst of

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<v Speaker 3>speech at a union meeting. When was the last fucking

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<v Speaker 3>time that happens?

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<v Speaker 2>There would have to be three videos total available for

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<v Speaker 2>that to go viral. Yes, right, anytime in a TV

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<v Speaker 2>show something goes viral, I'm out. I'm like, this is stupid,

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to use it to make it current?

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<v Speaker 3>And I guess you got to move the plot somehow,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's easy. But I'm just like, well, that's the

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<v Speaker 3>exact problem. I mean, it's just an easy sure, And

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<v Speaker 3>then they go viral.

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<v Speaker 2>They go viral, and it's never something that would go viral.

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<v Speaker 2>If they go viral, issould just ruin the character's life.

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<v Speaker 2>That should be the only thing that should happen in

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<v Speaker 2>a TV show, right, It shouldn't lead to ear things.

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<v Speaker 2>This should just completely yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they have to like, you know, appear on

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<v Speaker 3>stage at Comic Con as a joke and then like

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<v Speaker 3>just to get a little bit of ironic applause, and

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<v Speaker 3>like that's their life now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very have you ever read Nightmare Alley?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the basis of the the No, I've seen the movie,

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<v Speaker 3>but I well, you know how the movie ends.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a very Nightmare Alley type where you're like eating chicken,

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<v Speaker 2>live chickens to make people happy. Wow, how did we

0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:36.359
<v Speaker 2>get there? It's always withspoon, always leads to eating live birds. Uh, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's something else we should talk about that

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<v Speaker 2>I would I don't know that I'd love to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about it, but I would like to just approach it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was excited to have you here on the podcast today.

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<v Speaker 2>I was excited to be asked. Naturally, I thought, Jordan's

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<v Speaker 2>so wonderful, sweet, funny, what could possibly go wrong? So

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<v Speaker 2>it was a little surprised. Why you know, there was

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<v Speaker 2>a knock at the door, and I kind of skimpered over, skimpered, scampered.

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<v Speaker 2>Skimpring's an interesting thing to do as well. I scampered

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<v Speaker 2>over a.

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<v Speaker 3>Slightly slower scamper. I did scamper. I skimpered.

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<v Speaker 2>Opened the door, and almost immediately you said I think

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<v Speaker 2>the first words you said were my gift is a disaster. Yeah, no, hello, nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>So you were owning the fact that you brought a

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<v Speaker 2>gift to I said, no gift, which I wasn't supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to do. We're not supposed to do. I was explicitly

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<v Speaker 2>told not to do. We all begged you not to begged.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely you did. The producing team did. Analie was on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone multiple times. Karen Kilgarriff called personally and said, Jordan,

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<v Speaker 2>please do this. Our network depends on it. Uh, and

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, you know, but fortunately it seems like

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<v Speaker 2>it blew up in your face almost immediately. It did. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>So I mean I've I disobeyed you explicitly okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>was yeah and rightfully hoisted by my own petard. So uh,

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<v Speaker 2>what I.

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<v Speaker 3>What I wanted to do in my head was to

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<v Speaker 3>bring you a gift because you're such a gracious host

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<v Speaker 3>and my mother raised me right and no matter how

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<v Speaker 3>many now, I gonna thank you mother. Yes, it's all

0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:19.080
<v Speaker 3>the moms out there, you know. And I and despite

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<v Speaker 3>the fact I was told not to, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>thank you for having me. This is so wonderful to

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<v Speaker 3>be here, and you know we're recording this in the summertime.

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of thought I would I would put together

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<v Speaker 3>a fun chillen pool side package. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>much chillen pool side you're going to do this summer,

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<v Speaker 3>but I assumed.

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<v Speaker 2>Lots and hopefully more now with whatever you've brought.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so like, yeah, if you weren't already planning

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<v Speaker 3>on it, you know, I wanted to like coaxhoot a

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<v Speaker 3>chill pool side because it's such a wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to draw me close to a body of water.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, notrefarious, but just for your enjoyment, because you work.

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<v Speaker 2>Hard and I want you to relax. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>The part of it that I think went right as

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<v Speaker 3>I've included a couple of books great for reading by

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<v Speaker 3>the pool. One is a collection of short stories from

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<v Speaker 3>a great bookshop I love.

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<v Speaker 2>Called want to open it yet it's the actually the case.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're starting with the things on track. This went fine? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, so you've got a collection of short stories by

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<v Speaker 3>Octavia Butler one of my shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Incredible. I've only read one book, sow.

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<v Speaker 3>The I almost got that. I didn't because you've read it.

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<v Speaker 2>Although it's good to reread a book, it's sometimes it's

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<v Speaker 2>very important to you're at a different point in your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you get something different from I had not a

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<v Speaker 3>great indie book story in my neighborhood called Octavia's Bookshelf,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, which I really love. If you ever in Pasadena,

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<v Speaker 3>check them out and you can shop online there. They

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<v Speaker 3>have a wonderful curated section of books.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's that in Pasadena? It is? I think over there

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<v Speaker 2>on hill By. If you ever get coffee at Lavender

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<v Speaker 2>and Honey, oh that sounds nice. It is nice.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's a nice day, right there, grab your coffee, right,

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<v Speaker 3>I need to go over to Octavia's.

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<v Speaker 2>Does Octavia's bookshelf have any connection to Octavia Butler. It does.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the owner is like a giant fan, and

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<v Speaker 3>I think Octavia Butler is or is or was, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if she's alive, still is or was a

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<v Speaker 3>Pasadena residence. Oh so there's a connection there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wonderful. I have never heard of this. I need

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<v Speaker 2>to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's great. And if if you're at It's

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<v Speaker 3>you're now in Pasadena, you can shop there online. They're

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<v Speaker 3>a great store to support.

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<v Speaker 2>But speak more to this book. So I actually haven't

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<v Speaker 2>read it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was about to grab parable they were out, so

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, well this I love a short story collection.

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<v Speaker 2>So nice. Maybe I'll see if Bridger enjoys this, and

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<v Speaker 2>if he does, maybe I'll call you and ask you

0:23:41.119 --> 0:23:43.960
<v Speaker 2>to buy it from Yeah, Jordan, I simply can't buy

0:23:43.960 --> 0:23:46.800
<v Speaker 2>myself a book. Sure, So that's that.

0:23:46.920 --> 0:23:48.840
<v Speaker 3>And then also in there you have a you have

0:23:48.880 --> 0:23:52.680
<v Speaker 3>a copy of my new graphic novel youth group of course,

0:23:53.400 --> 0:23:56.960
<v Speaker 3>artist Bowen mcgirty. It's a ya horror comedy youth group.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if you're a comic sky

0:23:59.400 --> 0:24:03.280
<v Speaker 2>or a graphic no casual, very casual. Yes, But when

0:24:03.320 --> 0:24:06.240
<v Speaker 2>I enjoy them. I really enjoyed them. Yeah, I have

0:24:06.280 --> 0:24:10.080
<v Speaker 2>one sitting on my night stand. That's about It has

0:24:10.119 --> 0:24:14.800
<v Speaker 2>something to do with PTSD. Okay, what is it? Oh gosh, man,

0:24:16.160 --> 0:24:18.280
<v Speaker 2>it's oh god, I wish I could remember. It's so great.

0:24:18.480 --> 0:24:20.040
<v Speaker 2>I might have to go get it to recommend it

0:24:20.080 --> 0:24:22.919
<v Speaker 2>to people. But it's a yeah. When you read them there,

0:24:22.960 --> 0:24:24.840
<v Speaker 2>it's just such a lovely experience. Yeah.

0:24:24.960 --> 0:24:27.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm a big comics guy, and I think our

0:24:27.240 --> 0:24:29.919
<v Speaker 3>book will appeal to comics folks, but also to the

0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:35.040
<v Speaker 3>occasional comics reader. You don't need any previous knowledge. It's

0:24:35.040 --> 0:24:36.200
<v Speaker 3>a self contained story.

0:24:36.240 --> 0:24:37.800
<v Speaker 2>And does this have anything to do with like a

0:24:37.880 --> 0:24:39.359
<v Speaker 2>church youth group? It does.

0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:41.520
<v Speaker 3>It is about a bunch of teenagers who are in

0:24:41.560 --> 0:24:44.920
<v Speaker 3>a goofy Bible study group. I was in one as

0:24:44.960 --> 0:24:47.480
<v Speaker 3>a child. You sing the parody songs. The youth pastor

0:24:47.520 --> 0:24:50.800
<v Speaker 3>sits backwards on the chair. He's got some tattoo sleeves.

0:24:50.840 --> 0:24:52.240
<v Speaker 2>What church was this affiliated with?

0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:57.040
<v Speaker 3>This was a like evangelical okay, wow, and so yeah

0:24:57.200 --> 0:25:00.200
<v Speaker 3>are And it was in southern California, so like sure

0:25:00.200 --> 0:25:01.040
<v Speaker 3>had a surfboard in.

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<v Speaker 2>This truck, and he wore flip flops and you know,

0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:12.560
<v Speaker 2>kind of cover up any sort of horrible yeah, biggest opinions, right, yes,

0:25:12.640 --> 0:25:17.720
<v Speaker 2>any horrible beliefs. You're like, ah, this guy he likes

0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:18.719
<v Speaker 2>to kill a gay person.

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:22.240
<v Speaker 3>Sure, yes, So these are these are some kids who

0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:24.320
<v Speaker 3>are in a goofy Bible study group and they have

0:25:24.359 --> 0:25:28.160
<v Speaker 3>to do exorcisms. So it's a little horror comedy. Oh,

0:25:28.359 --> 0:25:30.160
<v Speaker 3>kind of set in that weirdo little world.

0:25:30.320 --> 0:25:32.960
<v Speaker 2>That's fantastic. So it's a little bit of I mean

0:25:33.119 --> 0:25:37.000
<v Speaker 2>The Exorcist, it's a little bit of uh maybe Scott Pilgrim.

0:25:37.200 --> 0:25:39.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Scott Pilgrim is actually a good a good analogy.

0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:42.040
<v Speaker 3>It's kind of a yeah, it's kind of you know,

0:25:42.359 --> 0:25:45.640
<v Speaker 3>coming of age stuff, but also some genre stuff. So yeah,

0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:47.159
<v Speaker 3>I think if you're a Scott Pilgrim fan, I think

0:25:47.200 --> 0:25:50.080
<v Speaker 3>if you know Seanathan Dead a good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's a good parallel. Is this your uh is

0:25:52.920 --> 0:25:55.960
<v Speaker 2>this your first graphic novel, second graphic novel?

0:25:56.400 --> 0:25:58.560
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, my first ya graphic novel, and I'll shut

0:25:58.560 --> 0:26:01.040
<v Speaker 3>out the artist Bowen mcgurty is a great, beautiful art.

0:26:01.200 --> 0:26:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the artist gorgeous. They have a great series.

0:26:03.240 --> 0:26:06.800
<v Speaker 3>Called Specter Inspectors that they do another fun YA horror

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:09.040
<v Speaker 3>comedy thing, and I was very lucky to work with them.

0:26:09.080 --> 0:26:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's really terrific. Have you ever written any uh, like,

0:26:12.640 --> 0:26:16.760
<v Speaker 2>what is a graphic novel that's essentially a comic book? Sure?

0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:20.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah maybe maybe In the biz they call them floppies.

0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Floppies comics are the floppies floppies.

0:26:23.920 --> 0:26:26.960
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I have written some stories for Archie. Oh okay,

0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:30.200
<v Speaker 3>Archie Comics. They do a line called Chilling Adventures where

0:26:30.200 --> 0:26:35.199
<v Speaker 3>it's the Archie Gang in horror scenarios. Oh so, I

0:26:35.200 --> 0:26:36.000
<v Speaker 3>don't know what it is.

0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:39.320
<v Speaker 2>People love seeing those little fuckers get killed, just so. Yeah,

0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:42.360
<v Speaker 2>they like to see them in any type of thing. Yeah, sure,

0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:44.880
<v Speaker 2>like Riverdale is like what Yeah.

0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:47.199
<v Speaker 3>It's like now they fight a cult and now they

0:26:47.240 --> 0:26:48.159
<v Speaker 3>have superpowers.

0:26:48.359 --> 0:26:50.359
<v Speaker 2>Why are people so hooked on those characters?

0:26:50.680 --> 0:26:53.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean they've endured. I guess it's just a univeral.

0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:56.520
<v Speaker 2>I never knew of anyone that had read one of those.

0:26:56.640 --> 0:26:58.280
<v Speaker 2>Well funny, you know, I grew up with them.

0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:01.480
<v Speaker 3>My mom loved Archie, and I think it's something that like,

0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:04.480
<v Speaker 3>as a kid, they used to sell them in the grocery.

0:27:04.560 --> 0:27:06.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's my memory of like, oh, there's a thing

0:27:06.760 --> 0:27:08.920
<v Speaker 2>that looks almost appealing, but I don't want it, right,

0:27:09.040 --> 0:27:10.120
<v Speaker 2>and you would just get it.

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:11.800
<v Speaker 3>I would get them if I was good in the

0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 3>grocery store. Here you go, this is here, this is

0:27:14.000 --> 0:27:16.160
<v Speaker 3>this thing. Cost two bucks here, don't throw a fit.

0:27:17.119 --> 0:27:20.040
<v Speaker 3>So I think just like through being easy to get

0:27:20.080 --> 0:27:21.800
<v Speaker 3>and kind of being cheap, they just kind of like

0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:24.800
<v Speaker 3>wormed their way into a lot of people's homes, right, Yeah.

0:27:24.800 --> 0:27:26.680
<v Speaker 3>And I think they've done a lot of fun, cool

0:27:26.720 --> 0:27:29.080
<v Speaker 3>stuff with Archie over the years and kind of updated

0:27:29.119 --> 0:27:31.160
<v Speaker 3>it and made it a little more modern and relevant

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:34.360
<v Speaker 3>and not just kind of like goofy one liners. So yeah,

0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 3>they were lovely to work with, the Archie folks. But

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:38.440
<v Speaker 3>that's the only like floppy comic Eve had.

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, yeah. The thing in the grocery store

0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:43.200
<v Speaker 2>aisle that I always wanted was those little horoscopes that

0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:44.600
<v Speaker 2>were rolled up like cigarettes.

0:27:45.040 --> 0:27:48.720
<v Speaker 3>As a youth group kid, I bought one of those

0:27:48.720 --> 0:27:52.080
<v Speaker 3>once and brought it to youth group and was was

0:27:52.160 --> 0:27:52.960
<v Speaker 3>taken to task.

0:27:53.160 --> 0:27:57.640
<v Speaker 2>I can only supporting the devil witchcraft. Of course, a

0:27:57.680 --> 0:28:02.919
<v Speaker 2>star reader, how dare you look to the stars for advice?

0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:06.760
<v Speaker 2>It's all right here, I'm pointing at a Bible. I

0:28:06.760 --> 0:28:08.160
<v Speaker 2>should mention in this story.

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I remember getting raped over the calls for getting

0:28:11.760 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 3>one of those little.

0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Story Yeah, those like that whole category wigia boards. All

0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:19.480
<v Speaker 2>of that was very within Mormonism, very I remember with

0:28:19.520 --> 0:28:22.200
<v Speaker 2>my fifth grade class in a public school, our teacher

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:23.960
<v Speaker 2>like turned off the license, like we have to talk

0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:27.439
<v Speaker 2>about something. Starts like telling us we can't use wija boards,

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:29.639
<v Speaker 2>we can't do like horoscopes or anything. It's all the

0:28:29.680 --> 0:28:30.280
<v Speaker 2>devil's work.

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wild, Yeah, I know. I still like your battles religion.

0:28:36.480 --> 0:28:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Come on, this is fun.

0:28:38.280 --> 0:28:42.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're starving people. Jesus is pretty clear about that.

0:28:43.120 --> 0:28:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Do something about that that's in there.

0:28:47.440 --> 0:28:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Let's focus our energies. But yeah, did they do away

0:28:51.200 --> 0:28:53.240
<v Speaker 2>with those little horoscope rolls?

0:28:53.480 --> 0:28:55.400
<v Speaker 3>God, I have not clocked one of those in a while,

0:28:55.400 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 3>but now I will the next time I'm at the

0:28:56.880 --> 0:28:58.160
<v Speaker 3>old Stater Brothers, I'm gonna look.

0:28:59.120 --> 0:29:02.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it looked just did you unroll them? You unrolled them.

0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:05.200
<v Speaker 2>There was a fun scroll style element to it, so yeah, wow,

0:29:05.280 --> 0:29:07.080
<v Speaker 2>yeah they did it because they looked like a cigarette.

0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:10.440
<v Speaker 2>They did seem kind of out of bounds, off limits, right,

0:29:10.480 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 2>there's a little bit of a naughty miss to them.

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:16.600
<v Speaker 3>I guess for me explicitly because I was yelled at

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:17.800
<v Speaker 3>for having one?

0:29:18.240 --> 0:29:20.040
<v Speaker 2>How did that unfold? You walked in and said, who

0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:23.600
<v Speaker 2>wants their horoscope? Or any geminis in the house? Any

0:29:23.640 --> 0:29:27.680
<v Speaker 2>messy geminis at church today? I forget. I think I

0:29:27.760 --> 0:29:28.080
<v Speaker 2>just had.

0:29:28.120 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 3>I think I just you know, I would think I'm

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:33.480
<v Speaker 3>a fidgetter. I was a fidgety kid. I'm still a

0:29:33.480 --> 0:29:35.640
<v Speaker 3>fidgety adult. So I think I always just had little

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:38.360
<v Speaker 3>things in my pockets that I would have with me

0:29:38.480 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 3>that I can mess with, and I think those were

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:41.640
<v Speaker 3>like fun to mess with. So I think I just

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:46.800
<v Speaker 3>had one and some authority figure clocked me messing with

0:29:46.840 --> 0:29:49.240
<v Speaker 3>it and yelled at me in front of everyone.

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:52.000
<v Speaker 2>And did that fix the situation or did it make

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:52.920
<v Speaker 2>you want to do more of that?

0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 3>I think at the time, at the time that stuff

0:29:57.320 --> 0:29:59.400
<v Speaker 3>worked on me, I felt bad about it, you know,

0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 3>And I think I I did feel like a dipshit

0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:05.400
<v Speaker 3>for looking to the.

0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Stars for whatever.

0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:11.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I know now that that was shitty for

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 3>that person to do. And again, you shouldn't you know,

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:19.840
<v Speaker 3>you're trying to impart good values to kids.

0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Pick your battles right.

0:30:21.360 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, But anyway, sure, that's a whole other thing. But

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:27.160
<v Speaker 3>I think at the time I did feel pretty bad

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:27.840
<v Speaker 3>about that stuff.

0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever used a wigea board? No, I don't

0:30:30.320 --> 0:30:32.880
<v Speaker 2>think I have used a Wigi board. I feel like

0:30:32.960 --> 0:30:36.720
<v Speaker 2>maybe like kind of homemade one I've used. Yeah, never,

0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:40.200
<v Speaker 2>I would love to use an official Milton Bradley me too,

0:30:40.280 --> 0:30:43.360
<v Speaker 2>bought off the toys shelf in the target or whatever.

0:30:43.440 --> 0:30:46.080
<v Speaker 2>That would be fun. I need to call upon some spirits.

0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, I don't know how I've managed to avoid

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:51.680
<v Speaker 2>those so long. They do kind of still scare me

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:52.240
<v Speaker 2>me too.

0:30:52.040 --> 0:30:55.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh, totally. There's a little Wigi board horror series.

0:30:56.080 --> 0:31:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh the movies. Yes, yes, I think I've seen helicopter. Helicopter.

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:07.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a loud baby, very gorgeous tone right over

0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:15.800
<v Speaker 2>the house, so rich? Where are they headed? Okay? Well, uh, yeah,

0:31:15.840 --> 0:31:19.160
<v Speaker 2>there's the Luigi board movies. I believe I've seen one

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:19.560
<v Speaker 2>or two.

0:31:19.760 --> 0:31:22.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I've seen the first one, and I

0:31:22.120 --> 0:31:23.920
<v Speaker 3>remember it being pretty scary. And yeah, as a kid,

0:31:23.960 --> 0:31:25.320
<v Speaker 3>I think I would have been really scared to use

0:31:25.360 --> 0:31:28.200
<v Speaker 3>one of those, right, the religious gunk of course, but

0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:30.360
<v Speaker 3>then just a there's a general creepiness about them.

0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I generally don't believe in any of that,

0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 2>but I'm always like, there's a small chance I call

0:31:36.520 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 2>upon a demon. If I do that fuck everything up.

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:42.880
<v Speaker 2>It'd also be very exciting. Again, another reason you might

0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 2>have to move someone else has moved in the devil.

0:31:50.360 --> 0:31:56.280
<v Speaker 2>There's fucking demons. So white bread Satan's standing at the

0:31:56.280 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 2>fridge just eating handfuls of maos. Well, should we get

0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:05.080
<v Speaker 2>into this next bag here? Yeah, so here's the part

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:07.440
<v Speaker 2>that went raw. Okay, so this is what I want

0:32:07.480 --> 0:32:07.920
<v Speaker 2>to know about.

0:32:08.560 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 3>You'll notice a half inflated is generous quarter inflated pineapple floaty.

0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:18.640
<v Speaker 3>I thought it'd be fun to bring you a pool toy,

0:32:19.440 --> 0:32:21.960
<v Speaker 3>you know, for chilling by the pool, chilling in the pool,

0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:26.000
<v Speaker 3>I guess, and you know, listen, I'm I'm a creative.

0:32:26.040 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 3>I know you got to be on social media, that's

0:32:27.760 --> 0:32:29.120
<v Speaker 3>the game. I thought it'd be fun.

0:32:28.920 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 2>For the photo. Of course, we hold up.

0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:35.600
<v Speaker 3>A giant inflatable pineapple. So a lot of things went

0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:39.120
<v Speaker 3>wrong with this one. Somebody let me know that it

0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 3>is a symbol for swingers. Oh that's right, So I've

0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:48.040
<v Speaker 3>inadvertently perhaps made you a target for people in with

0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:50.600
<v Speaker 3>gray ponytails and wolf shirts to show.

0:32:50.480 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 2>Up assistant managers at PetSmart. Yeah.

0:32:53.120 --> 0:32:56.120
<v Speaker 3>And yet if that's if you're we love it. If

0:32:56.160 --> 0:32:58.560
<v Speaker 3>you're looking for that, great make me your target. You're not,

0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:00.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry and open to the idea. Sure you're hope

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:02.120
<v Speaker 3>you're not updight right?

0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:05.800
<v Speaker 2>You puts all over my house. So there's that.

0:33:05.880 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 3>And also I assumed I could blow this up with

0:33:08.880 --> 0:33:11.240
<v Speaker 3>my mouth like you would have died.

0:33:11.520 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 2>I I got the thing at Target.

0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 3>I had a nice lunch at Mendocino Farms, fantastic, and

0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:21.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'll blow this up while I'm sitting here

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:21.720
<v Speaker 3>at Mendo.

0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:23.240
<v Speaker 2>Put a mouthful of sandwich.

0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:27.239
<v Speaker 3>Put a mouthful of sandwich. I could this. There's no

0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:29.160
<v Speaker 3>way you could blow this thing up with a mouth.

0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:31.440
<v Speaker 2>The amount of air that would require you it require

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:33.440
<v Speaker 2>So I don't know why I thought I could.

0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:36.800
<v Speaker 3>There's a I doesn't say anywhere on the box that

0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:39.480
<v Speaker 3>you can't use your mouth, And so I had a

0:33:39.520 --> 0:33:44.880
<v Speaker 3>little bit money boxes say that more boxes should can't

0:33:44.960 --> 0:33:47.200
<v Speaker 3>use your mouth, don't use your mouth, or go ahead

0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:47.880
<v Speaker 3>and use your mouth.

0:33:48.760 --> 0:33:50.680
<v Speaker 2>That's that would be wonderful to see how a box.

0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:53.840
<v Speaker 3>And so I drove over to the Big Five okay,

0:33:54.160 --> 0:33:55.800
<v Speaker 3>and I got a pump.

0:33:56.120 --> 0:33:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Your life is spinning out of control.

0:33:58.840 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 3>And this pump worked, but kind of. I was in

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:04.680
<v Speaker 3>the parking lot of Big Five trying to blow this

0:34:04.800 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 3>up for a good twenty minutes, and I realized I

0:34:08.280 --> 0:34:11.480
<v Speaker 3>wasn't gonna get it blown up in time for the podcast.

0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 2>So any watching this? Just this desperate man in the

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Big five love.

0:34:16.520 --> 0:34:18.759
<v Speaker 3>And I had a real lovely piece of small talk

0:34:18.800 --> 0:34:20.520
<v Speaker 3>with the woman who checked me out at Big Five

0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:22.840
<v Speaker 3>and I'm just buying that and we're waiting for my

0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:25.000
<v Speaker 3>credit card to go through and she just feels like

0:34:25.040 --> 0:34:26.160
<v Speaker 3>she needs to make some small talk.

0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:31.040
<v Speaker 2>So she's like, so you're gonna pump something up? Yeah, No,

0:34:31.280 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 2>this is for my collection. Don't ask me what it's for.

0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 2>I love how these look, right, I'm keeping it in

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:38.640
<v Speaker 2>the box because I removed it from the box.

0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:41.239
<v Speaker 3>It's not this an investment, yes, thank you, it's like

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:43.080
<v Speaker 3>a fun code.

0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Uh So I got about this full? Okay, pretty full.

0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:51.279
<v Speaker 3>You got the the fronds or the pineapples. Fronds are

0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 3>nice and thick, but the rest of the pineapple is droopy.

0:34:54.239 --> 0:34:57.920
<v Speaker 2>And this is someone who's considering swinging. Yeah, that's right.

0:34:57.960 --> 0:34:59.680
<v Speaker 2>When you have the full fronds. It just got to

0:34:59.680 --> 0:35:03.439
<v Speaker 2>mee with their spouse, right, Maybe I will, maybe I'll

0:35:03.440 --> 0:35:04.680
<v Speaker 2>go on. I don't know what I like.

0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:08.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're all on a journey. We're all on a journey,

0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:11.440
<v Speaker 3>and we're figuring it out. So I've included the pump.

0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:13.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, great, So this should we I mean, should we

0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 2>pump it up here on the podcast? Don't hear how

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:17.880
<v Speaker 2>long that would take? Do we have two and a

0:35:17.920 --> 0:35:20.719
<v Speaker 2>half hours? Take that long? I and I'm I don't

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:22.560
<v Speaker 2>know if he knows how sweaty I am.

0:35:22.680 --> 0:35:24.759
<v Speaker 3>I'm soaked from trying to blow up this thing in

0:35:24.800 --> 0:35:25.560
<v Speaker 3>the Big five parking.

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:28.239
<v Speaker 2>We should at least get a little bit of the

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:30.480
<v Speaker 2>noise of it, don't you just do? Yeah, let's get

0:35:30.480 --> 0:35:35.399
<v Speaker 2>a little pumping. Git some pumping noise happening. Okay, Oh,

0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 2>this is a This is a gorgeous pump. Thank you,

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:40.880
<v Speaker 2>thank you. This looks like it. Let's see here.

0:35:41.160 --> 0:35:42.680
<v Speaker 3>It is a let me see the brand. This is

0:35:42.719 --> 0:35:44.000
<v Speaker 3>a high output air pump.

0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:46.880
<v Speaker 2>So this is quick too. But this is not a

0:35:46.880 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 2>an electric pump. No, this is my god, So this

0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:53.239
<v Speaker 2>is a dangerous I mean wow. Oh, and it's all

0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:56.160
<v Speaker 2>through the top. There's not another one on the trunk,

0:35:56.760 --> 0:35:57.760
<v Speaker 2>not that I can see.

0:35:57.920 --> 0:35:59.759
<v Speaker 3>So there are a couple of different heads you can

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:01.319
<v Speaker 3>put on the pump, and I think this is.

0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:05.120
<v Speaker 2>The one that fits best in the nozzle. Shortan, I

0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:07.000
<v Speaker 2>feel like there has to be one in the trunk.

0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:10.319
<v Speaker 3>There might be that might be something that I've fucked up.

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:14.680
<v Speaker 3>Is just relying on this one soul there is.

0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:16.640
<v Speaker 2>This is why you aren't able to do it. Maybe

0:36:16.640 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 2>this will go quicker. I'm an inflatable expert. Are you

0:36:20.719 --> 0:36:23.520
<v Speaker 2>do you like an inflatable poolside? I guess that was

0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:32.440
<v Speaker 2>so yeah, of course. Okay, here I'm going do you

0:36:32.480 --> 0:36:34.640
<v Speaker 2>mind if I get a video of you doing please?

0:36:35.120 --> 0:36:39.080
<v Speaker 2>This is what people need to see, somebody doing some

0:36:39.200 --> 0:36:43.080
<v Speaker 2>pumping of Oh no, we have a helicopter. This is

0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:46.799
<v Speaker 2>gonna go viral. This is what people love to see online,

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:53.359
<v Speaker 2>A man's manly pumping a pineapple. Okay, I mean this

0:36:53.560 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 2>does I do want to try give it a share.

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:58.279
<v Speaker 2>I want I want to I want to prove how

0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:05.600
<v Speaker 2>maybe you have better body, let's see. Yeah, very simple.

0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:12.839
<v Speaker 3>I was I thought it would be hilarious to bring

0:37:12.880 --> 0:37:14.640
<v Speaker 3>the pineapple. I was so committed to this.

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is enough. This is it's too much.

0:37:19.840 --> 0:37:22.799
<v Speaker 2>So this uh, this is such a large object that

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 2>you do you need to lay it, put it a

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 2>sided day to pump it.

0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:30.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, absolutely, maybe a long weekend long get right, because

0:37:31.040 --> 0:37:33.040
<v Speaker 3>it seems like you would want it for a long weekend,

0:37:33.280 --> 0:37:34.480
<v Speaker 3>but it takes a long weekend.

0:37:34.960 --> 0:37:38.000
<v Speaker 2>So it's like you do it on Memorial Day, right,

0:37:38.040 --> 0:37:41.440
<v Speaker 2>and then next Memorial Day nothing to make some progress

0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 2>while you guys, let's do I want to see how

0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:44.600
<v Speaker 2>far I can get. Do you want to give it

0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:47.160
<v Speaker 2>a shot? Okay, on a least while we're talking, it's

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:49.080
<v Speaker 2>going to do physical labor.

0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:52.000
<v Speaker 3>And it could be she has better upper body strength

0:37:52.000 --> 0:37:52.920
<v Speaker 3>than we do and.

0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:55.520
<v Speaker 2>At least kind of do a video of you. Okay,

0:37:56.040 --> 0:38:01.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna just see who's best at this. Oh wow, No,

0:38:01.520 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 2>this is a different holy this is using a different method,

0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:08.160
<v Speaker 2>which is oh so no, it has no this is

0:38:08.160 --> 0:38:11.560
<v Speaker 2>a horrible pump. The pieces come apart pretty easily.

0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:14.239
<v Speaker 3>That was another problem that I had with it, was

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:16.560
<v Speaker 3>that the pieces kept coming apart.

0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:19.080
<v Speaker 2>This pump is like something that you would have in

0:38:19.120 --> 0:38:23.560
<v Speaker 2>a survival kit, like it's a last option. Just bring

0:38:23.600 --> 0:38:26.440
<v Speaker 2>out the physical pump. We're trying to get off the island.

0:38:26.160 --> 0:38:30.000
<v Speaker 3>And I think there are you know, electric pumps that

0:38:30.080 --> 0:38:31.160
<v Speaker 3>it'll probably you know.

0:38:31.320 --> 0:38:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Right pretty quick to buy an electric pump for just

0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 2>who owns just an electric pump? Oh, now the mic

0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:41.560
<v Speaker 2>cord is tangled. This thing is causing all sorts of

0:38:41.600 --> 0:38:43.520
<v Speaker 2>problems for the podcast. And I guess if like.

0:38:43.800 --> 0:38:47.480
<v Speaker 3>You have a lifestyle that requires a lot of inflatables,

0:38:48.480 --> 0:38:50.000
<v Speaker 3>or if you have a lifestyle where you just need

0:38:50.040 --> 0:38:52.960
<v Speaker 3>to display a lot of pineapples to get the right

0:38:52.960 --> 0:38:55.680
<v Speaker 3>people to come to your house, maybe you want to

0:38:55.680 --> 0:38:57.160
<v Speaker 3>invest in that electric Right.

0:38:57.520 --> 0:38:58.960
<v Speaker 2>How do I get to a point when I have

0:38:59.000 --> 0:39:00.960
<v Speaker 2>a lot of inflatable in my life? Great?

0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I guess if you throw Vegas pool parties.

0:39:05.480 --> 0:39:07.120
<v Speaker 3>I own the hard Rock, If you own the hard

0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:12.360
<v Speaker 3>Rock Hotel and you know DJ pauly D is going

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:14.200
<v Speaker 3>to be there over the weekend, you want to throw

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:17.360
<v Speaker 3>some inflatables in the pool for his fans to mess around.

0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:19.160
<v Speaker 2>And at least is actually doing kind of a great

0:39:19.239 --> 0:39:21.440
<v Speaker 2>job with this. Yeah, but I mean even though they

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:24.759
<v Speaker 2>are doing an incredible job, there's it's still taking a

0:39:25.040 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 2>very long time. Yeah, this is a this is a

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:32.640
<v Speaker 2>large object on this is estimating five minutes and then

0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:34.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll be lying on it for the rest of the podcast.

0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:38.319
<v Speaker 2>Just kind of how luxurious. Now do you How often

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:40.759
<v Speaker 2>are you swimming? So I am part of like an

0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:43.239
<v Speaker 2>adult swim team. Oh no, this I like to hear

0:39:43.280 --> 0:39:45.319
<v Speaker 2>about it. So I swim three or four times a week.

0:39:45.360 --> 0:39:46.880
<v Speaker 2>How did you get involved with this? So?

0:39:46.920 --> 0:39:49.200
<v Speaker 3>I swam in high school, okay, and kind of like

0:39:49.719 --> 0:39:53.000
<v Speaker 3>it left my life when I graduated right college, right,

0:39:53.320 --> 0:39:57.480
<v Speaker 3>and then I could feel the ravages of time. Yeah,

0:39:57.480 --> 0:39:58.960
<v Speaker 3>I wanted to lose a little weight. I had back

0:39:59.080 --> 0:40:02.040
<v Speaker 3>problems and and they will tell you the swim. The

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:03.600
<v Speaker 3>swim folks will tell you that's the best thing you

0:40:03.600 --> 0:40:04.319
<v Speaker 3>can do for your back.

0:40:04.400 --> 0:40:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Incredible exercise, it is, it really is.

0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:09.960
<v Speaker 3>So I joined a master's program okay, the old do

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:12.320
<v Speaker 3>you go aquatic facility and beautiful Burbank.

0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:14.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, And we swim a couple times a week together.

0:40:14.360 --> 0:40:17.200
<v Speaker 3>And in one of the I was gonna say, one

0:40:17.200 --> 0:40:19.000
<v Speaker 3>of the slower lanes, the slowest tie.

0:40:19.680 --> 0:40:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Let's I'll call a spade of spade. But yeah, I

0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:25.399
<v Speaker 2>love it. It's great exercise and wonderful camaraderie, is it.

0:40:25.440 --> 0:40:27.200
<v Speaker 2>Do you have to have a certain level of skill

0:40:27.280 --> 0:40:27.680
<v Speaker 2>to join?

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:28.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:40:28.360 --> 0:40:32.560
<v Speaker 3>I think it does assume you know some like swim

0:40:32.680 --> 0:40:36.000
<v Speaker 3>terminology and you can swim kind of a certain very illugiant.

0:40:36.239 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 2>It is pretty. They've built the wall so I can't

0:40:38.640 --> 0:40:39.240
<v Speaker 2>climb over.

0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:42.399
<v Speaker 3>And you do need to subject a DNA test because

0:40:42.400 --> 0:40:47.560
<v Speaker 3>they want to know your background, your heritage, if from

0:40:47.600 --> 0:40:51.000
<v Speaker 3>if you have a Teutonic origin, you're a welcome now not.

0:40:51.280 --> 0:40:53.000
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I think it kind of assumes that you've

0:40:53.000 --> 0:40:56.319
<v Speaker 2>done some right, you have some level of Yeah, you're

0:40:56.320 --> 0:40:58.840
<v Speaker 2>not me just dog paddling, right, are you? Do you

0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:02.360
<v Speaker 2>like to swim when? But I don't. I also just

0:41:02.360 --> 0:41:04.640
<v Speaker 2>want to mention I love how much sound has happened,

0:41:05.080 --> 0:41:09.520
<v Speaker 2>never birds. There is this inflatable. It's incredible. Is almost

0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:13.000
<v Speaker 2>done with this? Yeah, I'm gonna capture the final moment,

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:21.320
<v Speaker 2>please do Yeah, the final pumps. Look at this outstanding work.

0:41:21.920 --> 0:41:24.960
<v Speaker 2>The two of us couldn't do this in a decade

0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:33.319
<v Speaker 2>and with minutes. Look at that. Now we can all

0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:37.719
<v Speaker 2>begin swinging. Yes, finally, I'll put this on the roof

0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:38.320
<v Speaker 2>right after.

0:41:39.680 --> 0:41:41.960
<v Speaker 3>It really is a nice you know, not to compliment

0:41:42.000 --> 0:41:43.359
<v Speaker 3>my own gift, but it's a nice looking.

0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a really good looking inflatable. I feel like there

0:41:46.560 --> 0:41:49.520
<v Speaker 2>are a few, like there's the unicorn. We're doncing that

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:54.520
<v Speaker 2>on social light. Pizza again, all right, we get it.

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:57.799
<v Speaker 2>You like pizza. You like to tell people you like pizza. Yes,

0:41:57.840 --> 0:42:03.600
<v Speaker 2>you've made it a personality. But no. I took swim lessons. Yeah,

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:07.120
<v Speaker 2>but really like I can kind of swim. I can do.

0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:10.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know any of the words arms

0:42:10.360 --> 0:42:14.319
<v Speaker 2>going forward on my back like you talked the top,

0:42:14.480 --> 0:42:19.359
<v Speaker 2>all right, I mean arms, sure, but I do love

0:42:19.440 --> 0:42:22.040
<v Speaker 2>doing it. In my old apartment, they had kind of

0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:25.040
<v Speaker 2>the swimming pool that was essentially in the parking garage,

0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:29.600
<v Speaker 2>kind of a dungeon. Oh interesting, which that held some

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:31.120
<v Speaker 2>appeal I guess where it kind of felt like you

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:32.880
<v Speaker 2>were in the sewer and I was I think the

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:34.920
<v Speaker 2>only person in the entire building who used it. And

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:37.280
<v Speaker 2>it was so nice to wake up and go swim

0:42:37.320 --> 0:42:41.239
<v Speaker 2>in the parking lotch in the parking garage. Exercise down

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:43.880
<v Speaker 2>there too. Oh yeah, okay, that's the only thing keeping

0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 2>it from the cars was like a you know, like bars.

0:42:46.239 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 2>It was a very appealing swimming pool. I think there

0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:50.680
<v Speaker 2>are a lot of those in LA where they're like,

0:42:50.719 --> 0:42:53.480
<v Speaker 2>it's got a pool. It just happens to be in

0:42:53.560 --> 0:42:54.880
<v Speaker 2>a parking garage.

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:56.400
<v Speaker 3>Right, and so they can put it on the apartment

0:42:56.400 --> 0:42:57.880
<v Speaker 3>listing and it's nothing you would.

0:42:57.640 --> 0:42:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Ever used with any regular exactly.

0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:02.040
<v Speaker 3>I was in one of those apartment buildings once that

0:43:02.080 --> 0:43:04.880
<v Speaker 3>had the pool kind of like in the center, huh,

0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:07.040
<v Speaker 3>and like the idea of swimming in it was so

0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:09.400
<v Speaker 3>unappealing just because people could look out their windows.

0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Opticon. Yeah, the swimming pop to her anally's fucking great.

0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:20.040
<v Speaker 2>It looks gorgeous as it really does. Wow, it's really

0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:22.719
<v Speaker 2>an outstanding No. But yeah, the one in the middle.

0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:25.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't want anyone from above looking at you know,

0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:27.960
<v Speaker 2>if you're in the pool of Okay, fair game. We're

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:31.160
<v Speaker 2>all using this facility, this thing, but to be looking

0:43:31.239 --> 0:43:36.120
<v Speaker 2>down on me, you know, spying, maybe taking pictures criticizing

0:43:36.120 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 2>the way I swim, right, critiquing your stroke. No, I

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:41.520
<v Speaker 2>don't need any of that. Sure, no, thank you.

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:43.320
<v Speaker 3>You have to stay long in the water bridge, or

0:43:43.480 --> 0:43:44.800
<v Speaker 3>you have to it's all about form.

0:43:44.880 --> 0:43:47.719
<v Speaker 2>Stay long, cut your hands, cup your hands. You don't

0:43:47.719 --> 0:43:49.239
<v Speaker 2>want to hear that. Being young, you assume they are

0:43:49.280 --> 0:43:51.360
<v Speaker 2>adult swimming lessons. There are, yeah, I think there are.

0:43:51.400 --> 0:43:53.920
<v Speaker 3>I think you go to any you know, public pool

0:43:53.960 --> 0:43:56.319
<v Speaker 3>and there will be someone there I should teaching you.

0:43:56.880 --> 0:44:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, honestly, wow, Anally's pose with your work. Take your

0:44:01.680 --> 0:44:06.680
<v Speaker 2>picture here. This is amazing. No, this is the perfect,

0:44:08.200 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 2>incredible Okay, great, No, I.

0:44:10.920 --> 0:44:15.279
<v Speaker 3>Don't have uptight ideas about what constitutes a marriage.

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:19.839
<v Speaker 2>My greatest memory from swimming was I was in boy

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:21.720
<v Speaker 2>Scouts and we had to get a swimming merit badge.

0:44:22.680 --> 0:44:24.440
<v Speaker 2>I think it was a swimming wear badge or something,

0:44:24.480 --> 0:44:28.200
<v Speaker 2>and they made us swim fully clothed. Really yes, So

0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 2>I was being like weird flannel jeans, everything, and it

0:44:32.080 --> 0:44:35.680
<v Speaker 2>sinks you so quickly. Yeah, it's like if you fell

0:44:35.719 --> 0:44:38.760
<v Speaker 2>in you would know again. I will say it felt

0:44:38.800 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 2>very cinematic, okay, I mean nothing feels more dramatic than

0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:45.279
<v Speaker 2>being in a pool swimming from end to end in

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:47.160
<v Speaker 2>your flannel. That would make a good movie. Now that

0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:50.120
<v Speaker 2>you say I can, sounds like this is my pitch.

0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:53.359
<v Speaker 2>It's someone in flannel swimming. That's that's at least four movie.

0:44:53.400 --> 0:44:56.920
<v Speaker 3>So that could be a fun prid for mister Tim Allen. Oh,

0:44:56.960 --> 0:45:00.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm you not getting me in a speedo, him in

0:45:00.400 --> 0:45:04.320
<v Speaker 3>my dungaree like a real man, fully color man swims

0:45:04.320 --> 0:45:06.040
<v Speaker 3>in his jeans in flannel.

0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Why is that my Tim Allen impression? It's a cave

0:45:08.560 --> 0:45:14.160
<v Speaker 2>man that feels right? Yeah, not enough grunting obviously. Whatever

0:45:14.239 --> 0:45:18.480
<v Speaker 2>happened to the sidekick from Home Improvement? Oh al Borlan

0:45:18.600 --> 0:45:25.359
<v Speaker 2>al Borland hosted Family Richard Richard kind love Richards, but yeah,

0:45:25.520 --> 0:45:27.440
<v Speaker 2>we might love this Richard too. I don't know Richard

0:45:27.480 --> 0:45:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Karan with Richard Karn. Interesting. We don't know what Richard

0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Karn's politics are. I have to assume he's better than

0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Tim Allen.

0:45:36.120 --> 0:45:40.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not tough to be better than Tim Allen, but yes,

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:42.919
<v Speaker 3>I would I would like to believe that good old

0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:45.520
<v Speaker 3>al Borland has his headst right.

0:45:45.880 --> 0:45:48.359
<v Speaker 2>We should get Richard on the podcast Richard reach Out

0:45:48.640 --> 0:45:51.399
<v Speaker 2>Richard Karn. I believe he was also selling garage doors

0:45:51.440 --> 0:45:53.440
<v Speaker 2>at one point. Okay, that sounds just kind of the

0:45:53.480 --> 0:45:55.879
<v Speaker 2>face of a garage door. It's a nice Yeah, there's

0:45:55.880 --> 0:45:57.920
<v Speaker 2>a nice one to one. Yeah, that made sense. I'm

0:45:57.920 --> 0:45:59.480
<v Speaker 2>a smart branding. I am such a.

0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:02.640
<v Speaker 3>Big Steve Harvey Family Feud fan, and it is my

0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:03.239
<v Speaker 3>favorite TV.

0:46:04.200 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:46:04.840 --> 0:46:08.080
<v Speaker 3>Nothing makes me laugh more than Steve Harvey mugging. And

0:46:08.160 --> 0:46:10.560
<v Speaker 3>maybe it's like a you know, when you become a

0:46:10.600 --> 0:46:13.279
<v Speaker 3>comedy professional. Sometimes it's a little bit hard to like

0:46:13.360 --> 0:46:17.080
<v Speaker 3>watch comedy. You pick it, you wonder why you didn't get.

0:46:16.920 --> 0:46:20.560
<v Speaker 2>That job, just blasting with envy, right, yes.

0:46:20.440 --> 0:46:25.440
<v Speaker 3>Exactly, But there's something just so primal about Steve Harvey

0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:29.719
<v Speaker 3>mugging it. I have a huge belly laughs every time

0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:30.720
<v Speaker 3>I watch Family Feud.

0:46:30.840 --> 0:46:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen a full episode of Family Feud. Oh

0:46:32.880 --> 0:46:33.239
<v Speaker 2>you must.

0:46:33.920 --> 0:46:36.520
<v Speaker 3>Celebrity Family Feud is coming back, so it'll be him

0:46:36.600 --> 0:46:38.399
<v Speaker 3>and celebrity teams, which is really fun.

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:40.799
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I need to give how do you even access that?

0:46:41.680 --> 0:46:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Let's see.

0:46:42.200 --> 0:46:44.719
<v Speaker 3>So it is one of the few things that I

0:46:44.760 --> 0:46:48.640
<v Speaker 3>still just watch on broadcast ass TV channel nine, Channel nine,

0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:52.040
<v Speaker 3>So that'll come on several times in the evening, okay,

0:46:52.320 --> 0:46:55.160
<v Speaker 3>but the celebrity ones are on Hulu. Hulu, Okay, I

0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:57.560
<v Speaker 3>need to give it a one. Just culturally, I think

0:46:57.600 --> 0:46:59.800
<v Speaker 3>that I need to experience to I've seen Family Feud.

0:46:59.840 --> 0:47:01.239
<v Speaker 2>I think you should. I think you like it. I

0:47:01.239 --> 0:47:04.160
<v Speaker 2>feel like I'm out of the conversation. Everyone's talking about

0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:06.919
<v Speaker 2>the bear and the Family Feud. These are the things.

0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen House of the Dragon and Family Feud? Yeah?

0:47:14.120 --> 0:47:17.959
<v Speaker 2>So Richard carn hosted that than Steve Harvey, then Steve

0:47:18.040 --> 0:47:20.560
<v Speaker 2>I think was the line of succession next. I don't know.

0:47:21.120 --> 0:47:24.439
<v Speaker 3>No one take it over because I like it too much.

0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:26.839
<v Speaker 2>Like it is. I wonder how Richard carn was as

0:47:26.840 --> 0:47:27.600
<v Speaker 2>a host.

0:47:27.840 --> 0:47:30.600
<v Speaker 3>I bet probably not, is I bet more just kind

0:47:30.600 --> 0:47:33.600
<v Speaker 3>of a pleasant host and the less less less of

0:47:33.640 --> 0:47:34.600
<v Speaker 3>a comedy.

0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Perspective, right, more of like a dad presence, more of

0:47:36.360 --> 0:47:39.360
<v Speaker 2>a dad friendly neighborhood dad. And that's a good presence.

0:47:39.520 --> 0:47:42.880
<v Speaker 2>I like that. But you know, I I need I

0:47:42.960 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 2>need the I need the high energy Steve Harvey in

0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:47.600
<v Speaker 2>those suits and those purple.

0:47:47.320 --> 0:47:49.680
<v Speaker 3>Suits, looking at the camera like, can you believe what

0:47:49.719 --> 0:47:53.360
<v Speaker 3>she just said? Am I Where do I work?

0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever seen a live tape it? No, I

0:47:55.719 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 2>would love to. Oh my god, I think it's in Atlanta.

0:47:58.280 --> 0:47:58.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh it is.

0:47:58.920 --> 0:48:00.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but if I ever travel to Atlanta, that would

0:48:00.840 --> 0:48:03.799
<v Speaker 3>be me. That's your number one. I might do it

0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:04.319
<v Speaker 3>just for that.

0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Wow. I thought I just assumed it was somewhere in

0:48:06.680 --> 0:48:09.280
<v Speaker 2>the valley. Yeah. No, you know, And it's interesting because

0:48:09.360 --> 0:48:11.359
<v Speaker 2>it is in the South. You know.

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:15.000
<v Speaker 3>The answers on that show are all surveyed, and the

0:48:15.080 --> 0:48:18.520
<v Speaker 3>answers are kind of Southern. They are like there there's

0:48:18.560 --> 0:48:20.920
<v Speaker 3>a lot of church in them. There's a lot of like,

0:48:21.160 --> 0:48:24.000
<v Speaker 3>who's the worst person to see you with your pants down?

0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:29.480
<v Speaker 3>And it's always preachers number one.

0:48:27.920 --> 0:48:32.360
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, they're Wow, that's really probably shaping the national

0:48:32.360 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 2>conversation on a lot of things. The South is secretly

0:48:35.520 --> 0:48:39.400
<v Speaker 2>controlling the country through family feud, right, I know this

0:48:39.480 --> 0:48:43.360
<v Speaker 2>is the thing. Let's make some YouTube videos radicalized in people.

0:48:45.600 --> 0:48:48.920
<v Speaker 3>Our YouTube channel will be blowing up inflatables and explaining

0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:50.840
<v Speaker 3>how family feud controls politics.

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Is there any like strategy to family feud or is

0:48:53.760 --> 0:48:55.680
<v Speaker 2>it just you're good at guessing?

0:48:56.600 --> 0:49:00.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean yeah, I think it's like and with family fue,

0:49:00.080 --> 0:49:04.400
<v Speaker 3>you know, you have eight answers or six answers or whatever,

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:07.440
<v Speaker 3>and the top ones are always you could are pretty

0:49:07.440 --> 0:49:09.160
<v Speaker 3>easy to get. Who's the worst person to see with

0:49:09.200 --> 0:49:13.160
<v Speaker 3>your parents die? A preacher, your boss, your parents? And

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:15.560
<v Speaker 3>then the last two are always just like there was

0:49:15.680 --> 0:49:18.880
<v Speaker 3>one psycho who said something weird, there was one psycho

0:49:19.000 --> 0:49:23.360
<v Speaker 3>who said like a horse, you know, and that's on

0:49:23.480 --> 0:49:25.960
<v Speaker 3>there because one person said it, right. I think it's

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:27.920
<v Speaker 3>all just like can you find those or can you

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:29.799
<v Speaker 3>play the game right to where that doesn't matter?

0:49:29.960 --> 0:49:32.239
<v Speaker 2>So I'm really excited to start this journey. I just

0:49:32.280 --> 0:49:37.120
<v Speaker 2>finished Tabitha's Salon Takeover, which was an incredible show three

0:49:37.160 --> 0:49:41.120
<v Speaker 2>seasons of an Australian woman taking over salons around the

0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:43.719
<v Speaker 2>country to try to turn them around. I love a

0:49:43.760 --> 0:49:46.520
<v Speaker 2>turnaround show. I was a bar rescue guy for a while,

0:49:46.600 --> 0:49:49.880
<v Speaker 2>then you would love Tabitha. Okay, she's going into these salons.

0:49:49.920 --> 0:49:53.719
<v Speaker 2>They're a mess. She's taking the keys, she's taking over,

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:56.800
<v Speaker 2>and she's getting She's essentially just trolling the people in

0:49:56.840 --> 0:50:00.000
<v Speaker 2>the place, yelling at them, insulting them, trying to cause

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:05.000
<v Speaker 2>fights through salons across America, and then remodeling and leaving

0:50:05.000 --> 0:50:06.439
<v Speaker 2>it to go out of business. Right.

0:50:06.680 --> 0:50:09.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Usually those shows where you see the business makeover.

0:50:09.960 --> 0:50:12.680
<v Speaker 3>If you google the business while you're watching, it has

0:50:12.800 --> 0:50:13.719
<v Speaker 3>already closed.

0:50:14.880 --> 0:50:17.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes, are you have you ever been to Capri Club

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:17.959
<v Speaker 2>in Eagle Rock.

0:50:18.360 --> 0:50:22.120
<v Speaker 3>Yes, this is the kind of rum focus. They do

0:50:22.160 --> 0:50:24.400
<v Speaker 3>a lot of tropical hip fancy.

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:30.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It was on restaurant Yeah Rescue, so there's bar

0:50:30.560 --> 0:50:34.319
<v Speaker 2>rescue and then there's some other wine one. Yeah, one

0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:36.680
<v Speaker 2>of these. It was on that in like twenty eleven.

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:39.840
<v Speaker 2>My gosh was owned by these kind of horrifying twins

0:50:40.440 --> 0:50:42.560
<v Speaker 2>who had no idea how to make Italian food. It

0:50:42.640 --> 0:50:45.919
<v Speaker 2>was looks so revolting, and it got completely made over

0:50:46.120 --> 0:50:49.040
<v Speaker 2>in the most twenty eleven thing where you can imagine,

0:50:49.760 --> 0:50:51.919
<v Speaker 2>and then obviously went out of business and is now

0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:56.920
<v Speaker 2>still the same emails. Yes, and it's very popular. Huh,

0:50:56.920 --> 0:50:59.879
<v Speaker 2>But to know what it is now and go watch

0:51:00.040 --> 0:51:03.279
<v Speaker 2>that episode of the show, Alisa, could you tell us

0:51:03.280 --> 0:51:06.000
<v Speaker 2>what that show was called? I mean, it could be

0:51:06.080 --> 0:51:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Kitchen Nightmares. It's Kitchen Nightmares. The Twins. Yes, the twins

0:51:10.080 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 2>are very scary and they make some very twins are

0:51:13.360 --> 0:51:18.440
<v Speaker 2>sorry if that's not Popp named Jeff and Jim. By

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:23.480
<v Speaker 2>the way, Jeff and Jim twins are not scary. Take

0:51:23.480 --> 0:51:26.880
<v Speaker 2>that back. Are you a twin? No? But I just

0:51:27.080 --> 0:51:30.000
<v Speaker 2>I love them. I feel like there's this this conversation

0:51:30.200 --> 0:51:32.440
<v Speaker 2>started up about five years ago where people started saying

0:51:32.480 --> 0:51:35.680
<v Speaker 2>twins were scary only that like is that like I

0:51:35.719 --> 0:51:38.319
<v Speaker 2>hate the word moist kind of thing. Okay, I'm sorry

0:51:38.360 --> 0:51:40.200
<v Speaker 2>I wandered into that trap. Gosh, I feel like I

0:51:40.239 --> 0:51:44.319
<v Speaker 2>have original, but I appreciate you owning. Yes, I think,

0:51:44.480 --> 0:51:46.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, obviously in the shining.

0:51:46.480 --> 0:51:50.040
<v Speaker 3>Right, maybe that's the twins were intentionally scary for some reason.

0:51:50.360 --> 0:51:54.120
<v Speaker 2>But I don't think they're smooth. Yeah, when was the

0:51:54.160 --> 0:51:56.520
<v Speaker 2>last time I interacted with him in person? That's right?

0:51:56.760 --> 0:51:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I am.

0:51:57.280 --> 0:51:59.239
<v Speaker 3>And at the same time, you know it's you know,

0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:01.719
<v Speaker 3>you have a friend there and they're coming after me.

0:52:01.880 --> 0:52:05.160
<v Speaker 3>Sure they're popping up in your bedroom and you didn't

0:52:05.160 --> 0:52:06.040
<v Speaker 3>know they were in the house.

0:52:06.120 --> 0:52:09.280
<v Speaker 2>I take it back, they're terrified. We need to eliminate

0:52:09.360 --> 0:52:14.520
<v Speaker 2>all twins. It's interesting that twins are either they've media

0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:17.080
<v Speaker 2>has either called them sexy or scary. You can't just

0:52:17.080 --> 0:52:17.839
<v Speaker 2>be a normal twin.

0:52:18.080 --> 0:52:21.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, because there was that time in media when

0:52:21.920 --> 0:52:26.640
<v Speaker 3>you know, the ultimate bait was a twin, and then yes,

0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:28.600
<v Speaker 3>and of course the viral and twins.

0:52:28.719 --> 0:52:32.359
<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly. Yeah, it's like twins in a corvette.

0:52:33.920 --> 0:52:36.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm the horniest guy in nineteen eighty nine.

0:52:38.520 --> 0:52:42.399
<v Speaker 2>Twin representation has been very bad, Yeah, very very bad.

0:52:42.520 --> 0:52:45.360
<v Speaker 3>Either over sexualized or you turned into a ghost monster.

0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:48.400
<v Speaker 2>These poor people. And then the unattainable billionaires of the

0:52:48.440 --> 0:52:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Ulsen Twins. Yes, of course they're really doing the twin thing, right,

0:52:52.200 --> 0:52:55.239
<v Speaker 2>smoking their way out of twindom. Yeah, well, I think

0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:56.839
<v Speaker 2>we should play a game. I would love to play

0:52:56.840 --> 0:52:59.040
<v Speaker 2>a game. Oh my gosh, we're gonna we haven't played

0:52:59.040 --> 0:53:01.200
<v Speaker 2>this in a minute. Were gonna play Gaster? I need

0:53:01.239 --> 0:53:04.040
<v Speaker 2>a number between one and ten from you? Uh seven, Okay,

0:53:04.080 --> 0:53:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I have to do some like calculating in order to

0:53:05.960 --> 0:53:09.560
<v Speaker 2>get our game pieces. You can recommend, promote, do whatever

0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:10.480
<v Speaker 2>you want. I'll be right back.

0:53:10.520 --> 0:53:12.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh sure, I'll give a one more plug form my

0:53:12.360 --> 0:53:16.200
<v Speaker 3>graphic novel Youth Group should be in stores now, the

0:53:16.360 --> 0:53:19.680
<v Speaker 3>Ya horror comedy about teenage exorcists for fans of Buffy

0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:22.640
<v Speaker 3>the Vampire Slayer Sean of the Dead, art by the

0:53:22.640 --> 0:53:25.960
<v Speaker 3>Great Bowen mcgerty. You can get that Amazon, Barnes and Noble.

0:53:26.040 --> 0:53:29.000
<v Speaker 3>Better yet, your local indie bookstore. If they don't have

0:53:29.040 --> 0:53:31.239
<v Speaker 3>it on the shelf, ask them for Youth Group. They'll

0:53:31.320 --> 0:53:33.040
<v Speaker 3>order it up for you. I'm really proud of it.

0:53:33.080 --> 0:53:36.040
<v Speaker 3>I love how it turned out. It's a personal tale

0:53:36.040 --> 0:53:39.120
<v Speaker 3>in many ways, but it's fun and spooky. If you're

0:53:39.120 --> 0:53:41.080
<v Speaker 3>a youth group kit, I think you'll find some familiar

0:53:41.080 --> 0:53:44.839
<v Speaker 3>cringe if you weren't. It's a fun tale with a beginning, middle,

0:53:44.880 --> 0:53:49.200
<v Speaker 3>and an end that will delight comics readers and casuals alike.

0:53:49.400 --> 0:53:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Beautiful. Thank you, everybody go get at the proper length.

0:53:52.320 --> 0:53:55.040
<v Speaker 2>That felt right. Yeah, it was just enough information. I

0:53:55.080 --> 0:53:57.319
<v Speaker 2>was giving you time to do your calculations well, and

0:53:57.320 --> 0:53:59.120
<v Speaker 2>then I gave you a little more time. I like

0:53:59.280 --> 0:54:03.240
<v Speaker 2>there's a mutual respect within the promotional circle, of course.

0:54:04.960 --> 0:54:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Can I recommend anything, Oh, the Basement Jack's album Kish Cash.

0:54:10.880 --> 0:54:13.400
<v Speaker 2>If you haven't listened to that in a long time, ooh,

0:54:13.640 --> 0:54:16.400
<v Speaker 2>that's an underrated album. What a fun do. Are you

0:54:16.400 --> 0:54:18.439
<v Speaker 2>familiar with Basement Jacks? M Yeah, they were.

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:22.240
<v Speaker 3>They were in my rotation in high school early college,

0:54:22.280 --> 0:54:24.040
<v Speaker 3>and I have not revisited them sometime.

0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:26.799
<v Speaker 2>I think this one's from two or three. I bet

0:54:26.840 --> 0:54:29.560
<v Speaker 2>that's a good year for them. Solid gold, pure gold

0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:30.799
<v Speaker 2>that are not in the car on the way home.

0:54:31.440 --> 0:54:36.160
<v Speaker 2>It's probably the best n SYNC side product. JC what's

0:54:36.200 --> 0:54:41.399
<v Speaker 2>his last name? Chase is on it. Really incredible. And

0:54:41.440 --> 0:54:43.920
<v Speaker 2>then you've got all kinds of people. I'm Susie, Sue.

0:54:43.920 --> 0:54:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's so good, really, Susie, Yeah, it's great. Okay,

0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:49.919
<v Speaker 2>this is how we play gift masks. Okay, I'm gonna

0:54:50.000 --> 0:54:52.440
<v Speaker 2>name three celebrities. I'm gonna name three things you can

0:54:52.480 --> 0:54:55.200
<v Speaker 2>give away gifts that you could give these celebrities. You're

0:54:55.200 --> 0:54:57.360
<v Speaker 2>gonna tell me which gift you would give which celebrity

0:54:57.440 --> 0:55:00.400
<v Speaker 2>and why? Fine love it? Okay. The three celebrities today

0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:03.759
<v Speaker 2>are number one, Tom Brady, get him out of those

0:55:03.760 --> 0:55:08.080
<v Speaker 2>stupid commercials, get him off my TV. Number two Billie Eilish,

0:55:08.360 --> 0:55:12.400
<v Speaker 2>number three Andy McDowell. Okay. The gifts you'll be giving

0:55:12.520 --> 0:55:17.360
<v Speaker 2>are an FBI raid, controlling share in the Ford Motor Company,

0:55:18.200 --> 0:55:23.960
<v Speaker 2>and sense of professionalism. Okay. Birds are screaming for Andy McDowell. Yeah,

0:55:24.040 --> 0:55:27.840
<v Speaker 2>they love her, so, I mean, but who does it?

0:55:28.000 --> 0:55:31.240
<v Speaker 2>Who does? I truly think she's kind of universally loved humans?

0:55:31.360 --> 0:55:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Birds please, those are her three main audiences. Sure, yeah,

0:55:38.040 --> 0:55:39.640
<v Speaker 2>that kind of makes sense actually.

0:55:40.600 --> 0:55:46.000
<v Speaker 3>So okay, FBI raid. I am aware that Tom Brady,

0:55:46.000 --> 0:55:47.799
<v Speaker 3>by a certain metric, is the most famous man in

0:55:47.840 --> 0:55:48.320
<v Speaker 3>the world.

0:55:48.880 --> 0:55:52.960
<v Speaker 2>I really know what his deal is. Maybe kind of

0:55:53.000 --> 0:55:54.000
<v Speaker 2>a secret.

0:55:54.160 --> 0:55:59.479
<v Speaker 3>Conservatives, let's say FBI raided Tom Brady just in.

0:55:59.360 --> 0:56:01.520
<v Speaker 2>Case, just find out what's going on.

0:56:01.680 --> 0:56:05.400
<v Speaker 3>Let's just be sure. Let's just all and if there's something,

0:56:05.480 --> 0:56:07.000
<v Speaker 3>it's good that we did it. And if there's not,

0:56:07.200 --> 0:56:08.279
<v Speaker 3>we have some peace of mind.

0:56:08.400 --> 0:56:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Can't be too careful.

0:56:11.080 --> 0:56:14.440
<v Speaker 3>Controlling stake in the Ford motor company. Gotta be Andy McDowell.

0:56:14.480 --> 0:56:17.480
<v Speaker 3>She has a sense of professionalism. I think we need

0:56:17.560 --> 0:56:20.319
<v Speaker 3>American industry now more than ever. I don't want to

0:56:20.320 --> 0:56:22.920
<v Speaker 3>put it in the hands of someone who's gonna treat

0:56:22.960 --> 0:56:26.359
<v Speaker 3>it flippantly or casually. I think Andy McDowell will take

0:56:26.400 --> 0:56:30.400
<v Speaker 3>it seriously and bring industry back to our nation.

0:56:30.880 --> 0:56:33.200
<v Speaker 2>I can see her behind the wheel of a Ford Taurus.

0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:35.920
<v Speaker 2>She brings the Taurus back. I'm sure I don't think

0:56:35.920 --> 0:56:38.759
<v Speaker 2>it's currently on the market. Yeah, feels, let's bring the Torus.

0:56:38.719 --> 0:56:42.120
<v Speaker 3>See a respectable everyone loves her star like Andy McDowell

0:56:42.160 --> 0:56:42.680
<v Speaker 3>behind the wheel.

0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I just consider a Turus from an X Car

0:56:45.040 --> 0:56:50.399
<v Speaker 2>trus Beaver and now, listen, I generally like Billie Eilish. Sure,

0:56:51.000 --> 0:56:52.640
<v Speaker 2>I you know, I know the hits and I know

0:56:52.960 --> 0:56:54.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, I like it when she shows up in

0:56:54.440 --> 0:56:57.320
<v Speaker 2>a fun outfit with her brother Phineas to an event, right,

0:56:58.360 --> 0:57:01.759
<v Speaker 2>And I yeah, generally have positive about Billie Eilish. Maybe i'll,

0:57:02.239 --> 0:57:04.239
<v Speaker 2>you know, just by process of elimination, I'll have to

0:57:04.239 --> 0:57:06.520
<v Speaker 2>give her the sense of professionalism. Not that I don't

0:57:06.520 --> 0:57:08.719
<v Speaker 2>think she is. She's accomplished so much at such a

0:57:08.760 --> 0:57:10.160
<v Speaker 2>young age, But I.

0:57:10.120 --> 0:57:13.960
<v Speaker 3>Mean maybe, you know, maybe by gifting her this, we

0:57:14.080 --> 0:57:18.920
<v Speaker 3>prevent her from like some sort of spin out, getting

0:57:18.920 --> 0:57:19.160
<v Speaker 3>out of.

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<v Speaker 2>The elders without enough respect, I think, right exactly, not

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<v Speaker 2>wearing a suit, not wearing yes, yeah, so let's let's

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<v Speaker 2>let's do that. Although I don't want it to seem

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<v Speaker 2>like a slide against Billy Eilish. I like, well, she

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<v Speaker 2>can just turn that into like her professional era. She's

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<v Speaker 2>wearing business attire, she's acting very professional. She's got a

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<v Speaker 2>pen and paper, a calculator. This is part of her

0:57:42.280 --> 0:57:44.840
<v Speaker 2>new esthetic. Has one glass of wine at dinner, but

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<v Speaker 2>not too you know, she's very buttoned up. Of course.

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<v Speaker 2>In bed by ten that's her. That's a good like

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<v Speaker 2>I think twenty years from now, like she's an aging

0:57:59.800 --> 0:58:02.520
<v Speaker 2>pop star. That's a good title for an out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's got to put that in her back pocket and

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<v Speaker 2>watch a little dateline in bed No drink some tea

0:58:07.320 --> 0:58:08.960
<v Speaker 2>and then when she names it, you come out of

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<v Speaker 2>the woodwork and sue.

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<v Speaker 3>I will, oh, yes, me and my lawyers, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>sue an a or two Billy.

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<v Speaker 2>Old I be I'll be like eighty Okay. This is

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<v Speaker 2>the final segment of the podcast. I said no emails.

0:58:26.400 --> 0:58:28.480
<v Speaker 2>People write into I said, no gifts at gmail dot

0:58:28.520 --> 0:58:32.160
<v Speaker 2>com begging for answers. Just they need help. Would you

0:58:32.160 --> 0:58:34.720
<v Speaker 2>help me answer a listener question, Gosh, I would love to. Okay,

0:58:35.200 --> 0:58:37.800
<v Speaker 2>this is dear Bridger and Guest. I would love some

0:58:37.920 --> 0:58:42.000
<v Speaker 2>help with ideas to celebrate my friend's wedding. My friend

0:58:42.080 --> 0:58:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Kyla got married in France last year and I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be there. She is coming to visit the summer with

0:58:47.120 --> 0:58:48.840
<v Speaker 2>her new husband, and I want to do something to

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<v Speaker 2>congratulate them, but not create more luggage for them to

0:58:52.240 --> 0:58:56.360
<v Speaker 2>have to pack home by giving gifts. We live in

0:58:56.480 --> 0:58:59.040
<v Speaker 2>Washington State near Seattle, so the weather is perfect for

0:58:59.080 --> 0:59:03.000
<v Speaker 2>outdoor activity right now. She is very sporty, likes to hike, bike,

0:59:03.200 --> 0:59:05.600
<v Speaker 2>et cetera, and loves the sun and the beach. Oh,

0:59:05.600 --> 0:59:08.000
<v Speaker 2>this is interesting that it's on this episode. Hmm.

0:59:08.760 --> 0:59:11.400
<v Speaker 3>I know, I feel like we're is this this couple's

0:59:11.440 --> 0:59:13.480
<v Speaker 3>dating profile that about.

0:59:13.280 --> 0:59:16.120
<v Speaker 2>She likes gardening and cooking and is learning to make clothes.

0:59:16.280 --> 0:59:18.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know too much about her husband yet, but

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<v Speaker 2>he has a cat and also likes outdoor things like

0:59:20.800 --> 0:59:23.480
<v Speaker 2>bike rides. She didn't want to do a big second

0:59:23.520 --> 0:59:25.520
<v Speaker 2>wedding party. So if you can help me come up

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<v Speaker 2>with some other way to let her know that I'm

0:59:27.680 --> 0:59:30.760
<v Speaker 2>so happy for her, I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks

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<v Speaker 2>for all you do. That's from Emma. So okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>the first thing I'm seeing here is she's assuming that

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<v Speaker 2>at any point this person wanted to do a big

0:59:40.640 --> 0:59:43.200
<v Speaker 2>second wedding party. Okay, I don't think that Kyla ever

0:59:43.280 --> 0:59:45.919
<v Speaker 2>even mentioned that. I think that was Emma's idea. Yeah,

0:59:45.920 --> 0:59:48.680
<v Speaker 2>so Emma's throwing some blame at Kyla almost immediately. She

0:59:48.720 --> 0:59:51.640
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to have a party for her real family

0:59:51.840 --> 0:59:54.680
<v Speaker 2>here in the States. She's obviously bitter about that. Oh,

0:59:54.680 --> 0:59:56.280
<v Speaker 2>there's maybe a little bit of that there. Yeah, so

0:59:56.320 --> 0:59:59.720
<v Speaker 2>we're starting with kind of a bad attitude, and she

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<v Speaker 2>basically doesn't care about the new husband. Didn't look into

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<v Speaker 2>him at all.

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<v Speaker 3>She thinks he likes cash. Yes, I guess he probably

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<v Speaker 3>might like cats.

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<v Speaker 2>She knew it was a fifty to fifty and she's uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and that he likes bike rides. Okay, so that's a

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<v Speaker 2>real easy thing to assume about a Frenchman. So almost

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<v Speaker 2>he was having a bag at in the baskets of

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<v Speaker 2>the disgusting stereotype of French smoking. He's having affairs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we know, he's this mime that my friend has married

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<v Speaker 2>and she wants to give them something that she obviously

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't want to buy anything expensive. When she says she

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't want them to have to lug anything back, that's

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<v Speaker 2>code for I don't want to spend too much money

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<v Speaker 2>because I no longer care and they're a burrow. You've

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<v Speaker 2>read between the lines. Yeah, I really have here, So

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<v Speaker 2>what do you What do we say to Emma who

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't deserve Kayla as a friend? Right? Yes, I think that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, you could eject yourself from her life

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<v Speaker 2>a gift. I'm just for your own good. I will

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<v Speaker 2>be leaving. I won't be here when you get here.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't be here, Yes exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I've rented you a nice airbnb and you can do

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<v Speaker 3>in it whatever you want to. I have changed my

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<v Speaker 3>number and I will get plastic surgery to alter my face.

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<v Speaker 2>You can never find me. Give her the address of

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<v Speaker 2>the Marriotte. There you go, that's where.

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<v Speaker 3>Get You're gifting her some bonvoy points for Marriott's Day. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you could. I mean again, themes of this episode,

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<v Speaker 3>you could.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a perfect gift, right, an inflatable thing to

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<v Speaker 2>take to France. I mean right, it's already packed for you.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, you can. Yeah, so inflatable pineapple. If

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<v Speaker 2>you make it a pineapple, they might invite you into

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<v Speaker 2>their marriage, and wouldn't that be great?

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<v Speaker 3>And then maybe you would be less bitter because you're

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<v Speaker 3>a part of the marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure part of her French profile is that all

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<v Speaker 2>French people are sexual deviance. Of course. Yeah, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean she's.

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<v Speaker 3>Already preconceived notions of the French. Yeah, so see if

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<v Speaker 3>they are open to a little swinging, see if their

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<v Speaker 3>definition of marriage is traditional or open minded. But I

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<v Speaker 3>mean I think but also you just maybe plan a

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<v Speaker 3>nice hike, use all.

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<v Speaker 2>Trails, beautiful, all trails to get on all trails, download

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<v Speaker 2>the map, download or you go on to download the maps.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know if there will be reception where Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I was recently victim of this. Oh boy, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 2>sorry to hear that former guest of the show took

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<v Speaker 2>me on a hike, did not download the map. I

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<v Speaker 2>got so Sunbury. Did you survive barely? Wow? I truly

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<v Speaker 2>felt myself panicking. Okay, you're like, maybe he's the end,

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<v Speaker 2>just like, oh, the dangerous things do happen to people

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<v Speaker 2>that crossed my mind?

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<v Speaker 3>Download the maps, the maps, and then you give it.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a nice some nice memories. You get some photos,

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<v Speaker 3>and then maybe you know, a nice dinner somewhere where

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<v Speaker 3>there's like a photo booth. You get some photos. You

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<v Speaker 3>create these nice memories that they take with them always.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a photo of you, Kyla, this sweat drench frenchman,

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<v Speaker 2>sure so sexy, chuging right from a bottle of wine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little berets slipping off the back of this

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<v Speaker 2>mouthful of croissant. I think that's the perfect gift to hike.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you surprise them by sneaking in an inflatable

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<v Speaker 2>pineapple into their luggage without asking, just to test the water.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to test the water. See how everyone feels. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>after they get back to France, who text, did you

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<v Speaker 2>find anything interesting in your luggage? Right? And then everything,

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<v Speaker 2>all of Emma's problems are solved. You go, because she

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<v Speaker 2>has so many problems. Emma, do not write back into

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast. Oh, Jordan, we answered her question perfectly. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>ready to swim to swing. I can do it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you can in the comfort of my pineapple.

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<v Speaker 3>There's nothing you can't do in the pineapple. It's all

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<v Speaker 3>legal in the pineapple too. It's like international waters.

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<v Speaker 2>I can gamble on this, that's all arowin out of

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<v Speaker 2>the pineapple. I can kill political opponents whatever I want whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all games. It's too bad I don't have a swimming pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll just lie on the grass in my backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice, and then occasionally take it to a friend's

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<v Speaker 2>swimming pool or to my new swimming team that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>inviting myself into. As long as Annalisa is there to

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<v Speaker 2>blow it up for you. Well, thank you for being

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<v Speaker 2>her much nice. What a thrill? Uh listener, Take a dip,

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<v Speaker 2>do whatever you want with the rest of your day.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. The podcast is over. I love you, goodbye,

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<v Speaker 2>I said No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

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<v Speaker 2>produced by our dear friend Analise Nilson, and it's beautifully

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<v Speaker 2>mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without

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<v Speaker 2>our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,

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<v Speaker 2>could only come from miracle worker Amy Man. You must

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<v Speaker 2>follow the show on Instagram at I said, no gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

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<v Speaker 2>get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts.

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<v Speaker 1>But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come

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<v Speaker 1>to me empty, And I said, no, guess, your own

1:05:20.560 --> 1:05:27.640
<v Speaker 1>presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So

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<v Speaker 1>how do you dare to surbey me?