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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come

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Speaker 1: to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your own

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Speaker 1: presences presence enough. I already had too much stuff, So

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Speaker 1: how did you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. We're

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Speaker 2: in the backyard. It's at least ninety four degrees perfect

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Speaker 2: Over the weekend, I stopped feeling like I existed, and

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Speaker 2: so I decided I would take back my life by

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Speaker 2: making a decision, and that was to make slaw. I

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Speaker 2: made him probably enough slaw for an entire Mormon congregation.

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Speaker 2: It's just sitting in my fridge rotting. Oh, let's get

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Speaker 2: into the podcast. I love today's guest. It's Jordan Morris.

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Speaker 2: Jordan's thank you, thank you. Oh my gosh, welcome to.

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Speaker 2: I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I can't. I'm so happy to be

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Speaker 3: here as a listener. Fun to see the musings done. Irl,

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Speaker 3: it's very impressive. You you actually gaze off so as

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Speaker 2: Know, get in the right headspace, just admiring whatever's happening,

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Speaker 2: just trying to lose myself in nature.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's so important being present. I've been told

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Speaker 3: getting getting off of our little devices, to be off

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Speaker 2: I want to hear more about the slaw. I love slatla.

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Speaker 2: I love slaw. Well, describe your ideal slot to me

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Speaker 2: and then I'll reveal my slots. There's so many beautiful

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Speaker 2: slaws of all kinds.

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Speaker 3: I think a goopy man naisy scooped out of the

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Speaker 3: deli counter at the supermarket slaw is delicious. I think

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Speaker 3: an artisanal vinegary slaw can be really great to clean crisp.

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Speaker 2: I'll take all slaws. You had to pick one slaw, gosh.

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Speaker 3: I you know, and I'm and I'm gonna feel like

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Speaker 3: vinegar y, higher end, crisp clean slaw.

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Speaker 2: This is so good to hear. Yeah, good way to

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Speaker 2: start the podcast off. If you had gone Mayo, I

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Speaker 2: don't know what would have happened. We don't see eye

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Speaker 2: to I'm moving away I love a vinegar sauce. You

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Speaker 2: only will eat a vinegar slaw. Okay, I don't. I

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Speaker 2: have to imagine I've had a mayonnaise slaw in the past, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: It can be heavy, and it can it can go

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Speaker 3: from delicious to foul pretty easily if not stored at

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Speaker 2: So I understand, even if stored at the correct temperature,

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Speaker 2: kind of with this look of horror with mayonnaise? And

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Speaker 2: I couldn't believe she even for a moment thought I

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Speaker 2: would make a mayonnaise slaw. I think the tides have turned.

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Speaker 2: I think most people prefer you know, where you you

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Speaker 2: to appreciate the ca just a mayonnaise delivery device, right.

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Speaker 2: I don't need mayonnaise to be delivered in any scenario.

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Speaker 2: that I would prefer. You're right about that. There's a

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Speaker 2: lot of great condiments. We've got all kinds of runny,

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Speaker 3: Yes, there's a lot of ways to get a sandwich wet.

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Speaker 3: It's not just mayonnaise.

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Speaker 2: But to answer your question, the it's a cabbage, vinegar, limes, cilantro, jalapeno,

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Speaker 2: I mean, just sitting in my fridge, just ready to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I guess you could just like drift

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Speaker 2: The slaw phantom was here. I guess it'll kind of

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Speaker 2: just kind of an old slaw ferment. Yeah, which I'm

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, I mean, maybe you come back to

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Speaker 2: What a way to go, killed by his own slaw.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever made a slaw? Oh? Have I made

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Speaker 2: What am I doing? You've got to get home with

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Speaker 2: always have more cabbage than you could possibly imagine. Right,

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Speaker 2: Sure. Yeah, there was no party planned. There was nothing.

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Speaker 3: So you know, and you know there they're they're a

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Speaker 2: So I like to have nice like a plump blueberry. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It is delicious lesser evil, lesser evil.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's a nice I guess it's a you know,

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Speaker 2: Right. I love chips danger, I love ruffles.

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Speaker 3: You're give me all the chips, and I think, left

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Speaker 2: Canola oil? What are the good oils? It's no one,

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Speaker 2: no one on earth can give you the correct information

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Speaker 2: on what oil is good. What is the avocado cocon nut?

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Speaker 2: but I feel like there's new oil danger all the time. Right,

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Speaker 2: We've got a nice oils. We got all these milks.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there's season six of Last Man Standing has a

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Speaker 3: Now Dad, we have to use coconut oil?

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Speaker 2: the Last Man Standing too far?

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Speaker 2: Yes? And yeah oils? How if we? Oh? Yeah, the popcorn.

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Speaker 2: I do love a chip, but I really I can't

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Speaker 3: I usually buy my cookies, but I'll make a cookie

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a nice healthy mix. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm really susceptible to the like if you're

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Speaker 2: I usually throw in the why not bring the cookie with? Right?

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Speaker 2: you ever saw this, but Mariah Carey had cookies on

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Speaker 2: the delivery app. Yes I did. I never got one

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Speaker 2: the Mariah Carey cookie. Mariah, you know, maybe she doesn't

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Speaker 3: I'd be interested to hear about like one of the

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Speaker 2: I think maybe the Paul Newman salad dressing.

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Speaker 3: Wiger of The dough Boys. Of course, we did a

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Speaker 3: celebrity booze taste test not too long ago, and I

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Speaker 3: think it's it's simply because they're mid shelf. Oh interesting,

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Speaker 3: And maybe if you are a well spirit drinker, you're

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it's it's better than the well.

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Speaker 3: So I think that maybe if you were a more

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Speaker 2: The Rocks tequila. But does the Rock have one? The

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Speaker 2: Rock has a tequila? Yes, yeah, yeah, the Rock. George Clooney,

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Speaker 2: who else wins? What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm Mulholland's spirits. Wow, Yeah, they're pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Who else?

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Speaker 3: great indie book story in my neighborhood called Octavia's Bookshelf,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, which I really love. If you ever in Pasadena,

431
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 3: check them out and you can shop online there. They

432
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 3: have a wonderful curated section of books.

433
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Speaker 2: Where's that in Pasadena? It is? I think over there

434
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,919
Speaker 2: on hill By. If you ever get coffee at Lavender

435
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Speaker 2: and Honey, oh that sounds nice. It is nice.

436
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 3: So that's a nice day, right there, grab your coffee, right,

437
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 3: I need to go over to Octavia's.

438
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 2: Does Octavia's bookshelf have any connection to Octavia Butler. It does.

439
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 3: I think the owner is like a giant fan, and

440
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 3: I think Octavia Butler is or is or was, I

441
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 3: don't know if she's alive, still is or was a

442
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 3: Pasadena residence. Oh so there's a connection there.

443
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Speaker 2: Okay, wonderful. I have never heard of this. I need

444
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 2: to go.

445
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's great. And if if you're at It's

446
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,640
Speaker 3: you're now in Pasadena, you can shop there online. They're

447
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 3: a great store to support.

448
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 2: But speak more to this book. So I actually haven't

449
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:28,919
Speaker 2: read it.

450
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 3: I was about to grab parable they were out, so

451
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 3: I'm like, well this I love a short story collection.

452
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 2: So nice. Maybe I'll see if Bridger enjoys this, and

453
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 2: if he does, maybe I'll call you and ask you

454
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 2: to buy it from Yeah, Jordan, I simply can't buy

455
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 2: myself a book. Sure, So that's that.

456
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 3: And then also in there you have a you have

457
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 3: a copy of my new graphic novel youth group of course,

458
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 3: artist Bowen mcgirty. It's a ya horror comedy youth group.

459
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if you're a comic sky

460
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 2: or a graphic no casual, very casual. Yes, But when

461
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: I enjoy them. I really enjoyed them. Yeah, I have

462
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 2: one sitting on my night stand. That's about It has

463
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 2: something to do with PTSD. Okay, what is it? Oh gosh, man,

464
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 2: it's oh god, I wish I could remember. It's so great.

465
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 2: I might have to go get it to recommend it

466
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 2: to people. But it's a yeah. When you read them there,

467
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 2: it's just such a lovely experience. Yeah.

468
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a big comics guy, and I think our

469
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,919
Speaker 3: book will appeal to comics folks, but also to the

470
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 3: occasional comics reader. You don't need any previous knowledge. It's

471
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 3: a self contained story.

472
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 2: And does this have anything to do with like a

473
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: church youth group? It does.

474
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 3: It is about a bunch of teenagers who are in

475
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 3: a goofy Bible study group. I was in one as

476
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 3: a child. You sing the parody songs. The youth pastor

477
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 3: sits backwards on the chair. He's got some tattoo sleeves.

478
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 2: What church was this affiliated with?

479
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 3: This was a like evangelical okay, wow, and so yeah

480
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 3: are And it was in southern California, so like sure

481
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 3: had a surfboard in.

482
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: This truck, and he wore flip flops and you know,

483
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 2: kind of cover up any sort of horrible yeah, biggest opinions, right, yes,

484
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 2: any horrible beliefs. You're like, ah, this guy he likes

485
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,719
Speaker 2: to kill a gay person.

486
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 3: Sure, yes, So these are these are some kids who

487
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 3: are in a goofy Bible study group and they have

488
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 3: to do exorcisms. So it's a little horror comedy. Oh,

489
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 3: kind of set in that weirdo little world.

490
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 2: That's fantastic. So it's a little bit of I mean

491
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 2: The Exorcist, it's a little bit of uh maybe Scott Pilgrim.

492
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Scott Pilgrim is actually a good a good analogy.

493
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 3: It's kind of a yeah, it's kind of you know,

494
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 3: coming of age stuff, but also some genre stuff. So yeah,

495
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 3: I think if you're a Scott Pilgrim fan, I think

496
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 3: if you know Seanathan Dead a good.

497
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 2: Oh it's a good parallel. Is this your uh is

498
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 2: this your first graphic novel, second graphic novel?

499
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 3: So yeah, my first ya graphic novel, and I'll shut

500
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 3: out the artist Bowen mcgurty is a great, beautiful art.

501
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, the artist gorgeous. They have a great series.

502
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 3: Called Specter Inspectors that they do another fun YA horror

503
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 3: comedy thing, and I was very lucky to work with them.

504
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 2: Oh that's really terrific. Have you ever written any uh, like,

505
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 2: what is a graphic novel that's essentially a comic book? Sure?

506
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 3: Yeah maybe maybe In the biz they call them floppies.

507
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 2: Floppies comics are the floppies floppies.

508
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 3: So yeah, I have written some stories for Archie. Oh okay,

509
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 3: Archie Comics. They do a line called Chilling Adventures where

510
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:35,199
Speaker 3: it's the Archie Gang in horror scenarios. Oh so, I

511
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 3: don't know what it is.

512
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: People love seeing those little fuckers get killed, just so. Yeah,

513
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 2: they like to see them in any type of thing. Yeah, sure,

514
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 2: like Riverdale is like what Yeah.

515
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 3: It's like now they fight a cult and now they

516
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 3: have superpowers.

517
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 2: Why are people so hooked on those characters?

518
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they've endured. I guess it's just a univeral.

519
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 2: I never knew of anyone that had read one of those.

520
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 2: Well funny, you know, I grew up with them.

521
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 3: My mom loved Archie, and I think it's something that like,

522
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 3: as a kid, they used to sell them in the grocery.

523
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my memory of like, oh, there's a thing

524
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 2: that looks almost appealing, but I don't want it, right,

525
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 2: and you would just get it.

526
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 3: I would get them if I was good in the

527
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 3: grocery store. Here you go, this is here, this is

528
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 3: this thing. Cost two bucks here, don't throw a fit.

529
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 3: So I think just like through being easy to get

530
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 3: and kind of being cheap, they just kind of like

531
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 3: wormed their way into a lot of people's homes, right, Yeah.

532
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 3: And I think they've done a lot of fun, cool

533
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 3: stuff with Archie over the years and kind of updated

534
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 3: it and made it a little more modern and relevant

535
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 3: and not just kind of like goofy one liners. So yeah,

536
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 3: they were lovely to work with, the Archie folks. But

537
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 3: that's the only like floppy comic Eve had.

538
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, yeah. The thing in the grocery store

539
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 2: aisle that I always wanted was those little horoscopes that

540
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: were rolled up like cigarettes.

541
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Speaker 3: As a youth group kid, I bought one of those

542
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 3: once and brought it to youth group and was was

543
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 3: taken to task.

544
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 2: I can only supporting the devil witchcraft. Of course, a

545
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 2: star reader, how dare you look to the stars for advice?

546
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 2: It's all right here, I'm pointing at a Bible. I

547
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 2: should mention in this story.

548
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember getting raped over the calls for getting

549
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: one of those little.

550
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: Story Yeah, those like that whole category wigia boards. All

551
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 2: of that was very within Mormonism, very I remember with

552
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 2: my fifth grade class in a public school, our teacher

553
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 2: like turned off the license, like we have to talk

554
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 2: about something. Starts like telling us we can't use wija boards,

555
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 2: we can't do like horoscopes or anything. It's all the

556
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 2: devil's work.

557
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, wild, Yeah, I know. I still like your battles religion.

558
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: Come on, this is fun.

559
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're starving people. Jesus is pretty clear about that.

560
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 3: Do something about that that's in there.

561
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 2: Let's focus our energies. But yeah, did they do away

562
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 2: with those little horoscope rolls?

563
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 3: God, I have not clocked one of those in a while,

564
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 3: but now I will the next time I'm at the

565
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 3: old Stater Brothers, I'm gonna look.

566
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked just did you unroll them? You unrolled them.

567
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 2: There was a fun scroll style element to it, so yeah, wow,

568
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 2: yeah they did it because they looked like a cigarette.

569
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 2: They did seem kind of out of bounds, off limits, right,

570
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: there's a little bit of a naughty miss to them.

571
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 3: I guess for me explicitly because I was yelled at

572
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 3: for having one?

573
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 2: How did that unfold? You walked in and said, who

574
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: wants their horoscope? Or any geminis in the house? Any

575
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 2: messy geminis at church today? I forget. I think I

576
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 2: just had.

577
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 3: I think I just you know, I would think I'm

578
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 3: a fidgetter. I was a fidgety kid. I'm still a

579
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 3: fidgety adult. So I think I always just had little

580
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 3: things in my pockets that I would have with me

581
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 3: that I can mess with, and I think those were

582
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 3: like fun to mess with. So I think I just

583
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 3: had one and some authority figure clocked me messing with

584
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 3: it and yelled at me in front of everyone.

585
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 2: And did that fix the situation or did it make

586
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 2: you want to do more of that?

587
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 3: I think at the time, at the time that stuff

588
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 3: worked on me, I felt bad about it, you know,

589
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 3: And I think I I did feel like a dipshit

590
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: for looking to the.

591
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 2: Stars for whatever.

592
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I know now that that was shitty for

593
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 3: that person to do. And again, you shouldn't you know,

594
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 3: you're trying to impart good values to kids.

595
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 2: Pick your battles right.

596
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 3: Well, But anyway, sure, that's a whole other thing. But

597
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 3: I think at the time I did feel pretty bad

598
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 3: about that stuff.

599
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 2: Have you ever used a wigea board? No, I don't

600
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 2: think I have used a Wigi board. I feel like

601
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 2: maybe like kind of homemade one I've used. Yeah, never,

602
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: I would love to use an official Milton Bradley me too,

603
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 2: bought off the toys shelf in the target or whatever.

604
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 2: That would be fun. I need to call upon some spirits.

605
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I don't know how I've managed to avoid

606
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 2: those so long. They do kind of still scare me

607
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 2: me too.

608
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 3: Oh, totally. There's a little Wigi board horror series.

609
00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 2: Oh the movies. Yes, yes, I think I've seen helicopter. Helicopter.

610
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 2: Oh that's a loud baby, very gorgeous tone right over

611
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: the house, so rich? Where are they headed? Okay? Well, uh, yeah,

612
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: there's the Luigi board movies. I believe I've seen one

613
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 2: or two.

614
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I've seen the first one, and I

615
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 3: remember it being pretty scary. And yeah, as a kid,

616
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 3: I think I would have been really scared to use

617
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 3: one of those, right, the religious gunk of course, but

618
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 3: then just a there's a general creepiness about them.

619
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I generally don't believe in any of that,

620
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 2: but I'm always like, there's a small chance I call

621
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 2: upon a demon. If I do that fuck everything up.

622
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 2: It'd also be very exciting. Again, another reason you might

623
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 2: have to move someone else has moved in the devil.

624
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: There's fucking demons. So white bread Satan's standing at the

625
00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 2: fridge just eating handfuls of maos. Well, should we get

626
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 2: into this next bag here? Yeah, so here's the part

627
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 2: that went raw. Okay, so this is what I want

628
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 2: to know about.

629
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 3: You'll notice a half inflated is generous quarter inflated pineapple floaty.

630
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 3: I thought it'd be fun to bring you a pool toy,

631
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 3: you know, for chilling by the pool, chilling in the pool,

632
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 3: I guess, and you know, listen, I'm I'm a creative.

633
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 3: I know you got to be on social media, that's

634
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 3: the game. I thought it'd be fun.

635
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 2: For the photo. Of course, we hold up.

636
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 3: A giant inflatable pineapple. So a lot of things went

637
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 3: wrong with this one. Somebody let me know that it

638
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 3: is a symbol for swingers. Oh that's right, So I've

639
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 3: inadvertently perhaps made you a target for people in with

640
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 3: gray ponytails and wolf shirts to show.

641
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: Up assistant managers at PetSmart. Yeah.

642
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 3: And yet if that's if you're we love it. If

643
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 3: you're looking for that, great make me your target. You're not,

644
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 3: I'm sorry and open to the idea. Sure you're hope

645
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 3: you're not updight right?

646
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 2: You puts all over my house. So there's that.

647
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 3: And also I assumed I could blow this up with

648
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 3: my mouth like you would have died.

649
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: I I got the thing at Target.

650
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 3: I had a nice lunch at Mendocino Farms, fantastic, and

651
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'll blow this up while I'm sitting here

652
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 3: at Mendo.

653
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 2: Put a mouthful of sandwich.

654
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,239
Speaker 3: Put a mouthful of sandwich. I could this. There's no

655
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 3: way you could blow this thing up with a mouth.

656
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 2: The amount of air that would require you it require

657
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 2: So I don't know why I thought I could.

658
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 3: There's a I doesn't say anywhere on the box that

659
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 3: you can't use your mouth, And so I had a

660
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 3: little bit money boxes say that more boxes should can't

661
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 3: use your mouth, don't use your mouth, or go ahead

662
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 3: and use your mouth.

663
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: That's that would be wonderful to see how a box.

664
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 3: And so I drove over to the Big Five okay,

665
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 3: and I got a pump.

666
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 2: Your life is spinning out of control.

667
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: And this pump worked, but kind of. I was in

668
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 3: the parking lot of Big Five trying to blow this

669
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 3: up for a good twenty minutes, and I realized I

670
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 3: wasn't gonna get it blown up in time for the podcast.

671
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 2: So any watching this? Just this desperate man in the

672
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 2: Big five love.

673
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 3: And I had a real lovely piece of small talk

674
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 3: with the woman who checked me out at Big Five

675
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 3: and I'm just buying that and we're waiting for my

676
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 3: credit card to go through and she just feels like

677
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 3: she needs to make some small talk.

678
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 2: So she's like, so you're gonna pump something up? Yeah, No,

679
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 2: this is for my collection. Don't ask me what it's for.

680
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 2: I love how these look, right, I'm keeping it in

681
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 2: the box because I removed it from the box.

682
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 3: It's not this an investment, yes, thank you, it's like

683
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 3: a fun code.

684
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 2: Uh So I got about this full? Okay, pretty full.

685
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 3: You got the the fronds or the pineapples. Fronds are

686
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 3: nice and thick, but the rest of the pineapple is droopy.

687
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 2: And this is someone who's considering swinging. Yeah, that's right.

688
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 2: When you have the full fronds. It just got to

689
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,439
Speaker 2: mee with their spouse, right, Maybe I will, maybe I'll

690
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 2: go on. I don't know what I like.

691
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all on a journey. We're all on a journey,

692
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 3: and we're figuring it out. So I've included the pump.

693
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 2: Okay, great, So this should we I mean, should we

694
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 2: pump it up here on the podcast? Don't hear how

695
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 2: long that would take? Do we have two and a

696
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 2: half hours? Take that long? I and I'm I don't

697
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 2: know if he knows how sweaty I am.

698
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 3: I'm soaked from trying to blow up this thing in

699
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 3: the Big five parking.

700
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 2: We should at least get a little bit of the

701
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 2: noise of it, don't you just do? Yeah, let's get

702
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 2: a little pumping. Git some pumping noise happening. Okay, Oh,

703
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 2: this is a This is a gorgeous pump. Thank you,

704
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 2: thank you. This looks like it. Let's see here.

705
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 3: It is a let me see the brand. This is

706
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 3: a high output air pump.

707
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 2: So this is quick too. But this is not a

708
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 2: an electric pump. No, this is my god, So this

709
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: is a dangerous I mean wow. Oh, and it's all

710
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 2: through the top. There's not another one on the trunk,

711
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 2: not that I can see.

712
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 3: So there are a couple of different heads you can

713
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 3: put on the pump, and I think this is.

714
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 2: The one that fits best in the nozzle. Shortan, I

715
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 2: feel like there has to be one in the trunk.

716
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 3: There might be that might be something that I've fucked up.

717
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 3: Is just relying on this one soul there is.

718
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: This is why you aren't able to do it. Maybe

719
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 2: this will go quicker. I'm an inflatable expert. Are you

720
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 2: do you like an inflatable poolside? I guess that was

721
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 2: so yeah, of course. Okay, here I'm going do you

722
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 2: mind if I get a video of you doing please?

723
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: This is what people need to see, somebody doing some

724
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: pumping of Oh no, we have a helicopter. This is

725
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 2: gonna go viral. This is what people love to see online,

726
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 2: A man's manly pumping a pineapple. Okay, I mean this

727
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 2: does I do want to try give it a share.

728
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 2: I want I want to I want to prove how

729
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 2: maybe you have better body, let's see. Yeah, very simple.

730
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 3: I was I thought it would be hilarious to bring

731
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 3: the pineapple. I was so committed to this.

732
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: Okay, this is enough. This is it's too much.

733
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 2: So this uh, this is such a large object that

734
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 2: you do you need to lay it, put it a

735
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 2: sided day to pump it.

736
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, maybe a long weekend long get right, because

737
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 3: it seems like you would want it for a long weekend,

738
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 3: but it takes a long weekend.

739
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 2: So it's like you do it on Memorial Day, right,

740
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 2: and then next Memorial Day nothing to make some progress

741
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 2: while you guys, let's do I want to see how

742
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 2: far I can get. Do you want to give it

743
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 2: a shot? Okay, on a least while we're talking, it's

744
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 2: going to do physical labor.

745
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 3: And it could be she has better upper body strength

746
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 3: than we do and.

747
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 2: At least kind of do a video of you. Okay,

748
00:37:56,040 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna just see who's best at this. Oh wow, No,

749
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: this is a different holy this is using a different method,

750
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 2: which is oh so no, it has no this is

751
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 2: a horrible pump. The pieces come apart pretty easily.

752
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 3: That was another problem that I had with it, was

753
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 3: that the pieces kept coming apart.

754
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 2: This pump is like something that you would have in

755
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: a survival kit, like it's a last option. Just bring

756
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 2: out the physical pump. We're trying to get off the island.

757
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 3: And I think there are you know, electric pumps that

758
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 3: it'll probably you know.

759
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 2: Right pretty quick to buy an electric pump for just

760
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 2: who owns just an electric pump? Oh, now the mic

761
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 2: cord is tangled. This thing is causing all sorts of

762
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 2: problems for the podcast. And I guess if like.

763
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 3: You have a lifestyle that requires a lot of inflatables,

764
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 3: or if you have a lifestyle where you just need

765
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 3: to display a lot of pineapples to get the right

766
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 3: people to come to your house, maybe you want to

767
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 3: invest in that electric Right.

768
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 2: How do I get to a point when I have

769
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 2: a lot of inflatable in my life? Great?

770
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess if you throw Vegas pool parties.

771
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 3: I own the hard Rock, If you own the hard

772
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 3: Rock Hotel and you know DJ pauly D is going

773
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 3: to be there over the weekend, you want to throw

774
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 3: some inflatables in the pool for his fans to mess around.

775
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 2: And at least is actually doing kind of a great

776
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 2: job with this. Yeah, but I mean even though they

777
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 2: are doing an incredible job, there's it's still taking a

778
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: very long time. Yeah, this is a this is a

779
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: large object on this is estimating five minutes and then

780
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 2: I'll be lying on it for the rest of the podcast.

781
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 2: Just kind of how luxurious. Now do you How often

782
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 2: are you swimming? So I am part of like an

783
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 2: adult swim team. Oh no, this I like to hear

784
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 2: about it. So I swim three or four times a week.

785
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 2: How did you get involved with this? So?

786
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 3: I swam in high school, okay, and kind of like

787
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 3: it left my life when I graduated right college, right,

788
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 3: and then I could feel the ravages of time. Yeah,

789
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 3: I wanted to lose a little weight. I had back

790
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 3: problems and and they will tell you the swim. The

791
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 3: swim folks will tell you that's the best thing you

792
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 3: can do for your back.

793
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 2: Incredible exercise, it is, it really is.

794
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 3: So I joined a master's program okay, the old do

795
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 3: you go aquatic facility and beautiful Burbank.

796
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 2: Okay, And we swim a couple times a week together.

797
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 3: And in one of the I was gonna say, one

798
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 3: of the slower lanes, the slowest tie.

799
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 2: Let's I'll call a spade of spade. But yeah, I

800
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 2: love it. It's great exercise and wonderful camaraderie, is it.

801
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 2: Do you have to have a certain level of skill

802
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 2: to join?

803
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: Yeah?

804
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 3: I think it does assume you know some like swim

805
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 3: terminology and you can swim kind of a certain very illugiant.

806
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 2: It is pretty. They've built the wall so I can't

807
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 2: climb over.

808
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 3: And you do need to subject a DNA test because

809
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 3: they want to know your background, your heritage, if from

810
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 3: if you have a Teutonic origin, you're a welcome now not.

811
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think it kind of assumes that you've

812
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 2: done some right, you have some level of Yeah, you're

813
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 2: not me just dog paddling, right, are you? Do you

814
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 2: like to swim when? But I don't. I also just

815
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: want to mention I love how much sound has happened,

816
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 2: never birds. There is this inflatable. It's incredible. Is almost

817
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 2: done with this? Yeah, I'm gonna capture the final moment,

818
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 2: please do Yeah, the final pumps. Look at this outstanding work.

819
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 2: The two of us couldn't do this in a decade

820
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 2: and with minutes. Look at that. Now we can all

821
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 2: begin swinging. Yes, finally, I'll put this on the roof

822
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 2: right after.

823
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 3: It really is a nice you know, not to compliment

824
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 3: my own gift, but it's a nice looking.

825
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 2: It's a really good looking inflatable. I feel like there

826
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 2: are a few, like there's the unicorn. We're doncing that

827
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 2: on social light. Pizza again, all right, we get it.

828
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 2: You like pizza. You like to tell people you like pizza. Yes,

829
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 2: you've made it a personality. But no. I took swim lessons. Yeah,

830
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 2: but really like I can kind of swim. I can do.

831
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know any of the words arms

832
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 2: going forward on my back like you talked the top,

833
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 2: all right, I mean arms, sure, but I do love

834
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 2: doing it. In my old apartment, they had kind of

835
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 2: the swimming pool that was essentially in the parking garage,

836
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 2: kind of a dungeon. Oh interesting, which that held some

837
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 2: appeal I guess where it kind of felt like you

838
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 2: were in the sewer and I was I think the

839
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 2: only person in the entire building who used it. And

840
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 2: it was so nice to wake up and go swim

841
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 2: in the parking lotch in the parking garage. Exercise down

842
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 2: there too. Oh yeah, okay, that's the only thing keeping

843
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 2: it from the cars was like a you know, like bars.

844
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 2: It was a very appealing swimming pool. I think there

845
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 2: are a lot of those in LA where they're like,

846
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 2: it's got a pool. It just happens to be in

847
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 2: a parking garage.

848
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 3: Right, and so they can put it on the apartment

849
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 3: listing and it's nothing you would.

850
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 2: Ever used with any regular exactly.

851
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 3: I was in one of those apartment buildings once that

852
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 3: had the pool kind of like in the center, huh,

853
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 3: and like the idea of swimming in it was so

854
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 3: unappealing just because people could look out their windows.

855
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 2: Opticon. Yeah, the swimming pop to her anally's fucking great.

856
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 2: It looks gorgeous as it really does. Wow, it's really

857
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 2: an outstanding No. But yeah, the one in the middle.

858
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 2: I don't want anyone from above looking at you know,

859
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 2: if you're in the pool of Okay, fair game. We're

860
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 2: all using this facility, this thing, but to be looking

861
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 2: down on me, you know, spying, maybe taking pictures criticizing

862
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 2: the way I swim, right, critiquing your stroke. No, I

863
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 2: don't need any of that. Sure, no, thank you.

864
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 3: You have to stay long in the water bridge, or

865
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 3: you have to it's all about form.

866
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 2: Stay long, cut your hands, cup your hands. You don't

867
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 2: want to hear that. Being young, you assume they are

868
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 2: adult swimming lessons. There are, yeah, I think there are.

869
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 3: I think you go to any you know, public pool

870
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 3: and there will be someone there I should teaching you.

871
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 2: Okay, honestly, wow, Anally's pose with your work. Take your

872
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 2: picture here. This is amazing. No, this is the perfect,

873
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 2: incredible Okay, great, No, I.

874
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 3: Don't have uptight ideas about what constitutes a marriage.

875
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 2: My greatest memory from swimming was I was in boy

876
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 2: Scouts and we had to get a swimming merit badge.

877
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 2: I think it was a swimming wear badge or something,

878
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: and they made us swim fully clothed. Really yes, So

879
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 2: I was being like weird flannel jeans, everything, and it

880
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: sinks you so quickly. Yeah, it's like if you fell

881
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,760
Speaker 2: in you would know again. I will say it felt

882
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 2: very cinematic, okay, I mean nothing feels more dramatic than

883
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 2: being in a pool swimming from end to end in

884
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 2: your flannel. That would make a good movie. Now that

885
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 2: you say I can, sounds like this is my pitch.

886
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 2: It's someone in flannel swimming. That's that's at least four movie.

887
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 3: So that could be a fun prid for mister Tim Allen. Oh,

888
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,399
Speaker 3: I'm you not getting me in a speedo, him in

889
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 3: my dungaree like a real man, fully color man swims

890
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 3: in his jeans in flannel.

891
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 2: Why is that my Tim Allen impression? It's a cave

892
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 2: man that feels right? Yeah, not enough grunting obviously. Whatever

893
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 2: happened to the sidekick from Home Improvement? Oh al Borlan

894
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 2: al Borland hosted Family Richard Richard kind love Richards, but yeah,

895
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 2: we might love this Richard too. I don't know Richard

896
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: Karan with Richard Karn. Interesting. We don't know what Richard

897
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 2: Karn's politics are. I have to assume he's better than

898
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 2: Tim Allen.

899
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, not tough to be better than Tim Allen, but yes,

900
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,919
Speaker 3: I would I would like to believe that good old

901
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 3: al Borland has his headst right.

902
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 2: We should get Richard on the podcast Richard reach Out

903
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 2: Richard Karn. I believe he was also selling garage doors

904
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 2: at one point. Okay, that sounds just kind of the

905
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 2: face of a garage door. It's a nice Yeah, there's

906
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 2: a nice one to one. Yeah, that made sense. I'm

907
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 2: a smart branding. I am such a.

908
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 3: Big Steve Harvey Family Feud fan, and it is my

909
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 3: favorite TV.

910
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

911
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 3: Nothing makes me laugh more than Steve Harvey mugging. And

912
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 3: maybe it's like a you know, when you become a

913
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 3: comedy professional. Sometimes it's a little bit hard to like

914
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 3: watch comedy. You pick it, you wonder why you didn't get.

915
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 2: That job, just blasting with envy, right, yes.

916
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 3: Exactly, But there's something just so primal about Steve Harvey

917
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 3: mugging it. I have a huge belly laughs every time

918
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 3: I watch Family Feud.

919
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 2: I've never seen a full episode of Family Feud. Oh

920
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 2: you must.

921
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 3: Celebrity Family Feud is coming back, so it'll be him

922
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,399
Speaker 3: and celebrity teams, which is really fun.

923
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 2: Okay, I need to give how do you even access that?

924
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 2: Let's see.

925
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 3: So it is one of the few things that I

926
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 3: still just watch on broadcast ass TV channel nine, Channel nine,

927
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 3: So that'll come on several times in the evening, okay,

928
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 3: but the celebrity ones are on Hulu. Hulu, Okay, I

929
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 3: need to give it a one. Just culturally, I think

930
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 3: that I need to experience to I've seen Family Feud.

931
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 2: I think you should. I think you like it. I

932
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 2: feel like I'm out of the conversation. Everyone's talking about

933
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 2: the bear and the Family Feud. These are the things.

934
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 2: Have you seen House of the Dragon and Family Feud? Yeah?

935
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,959
Speaker 2: So Richard carn hosted that than Steve Harvey, then Steve

936
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 2: I think was the line of succession next. I don't know.

937
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,439
Speaker 3: No one take it over because I like it too much.

938
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,839
Speaker 2: Like it is. I wonder how Richard carn was as

939
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 2: a host.

940
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 3: I bet probably not, is I bet more just kind

941
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 3: of a pleasant host and the less less less of

942
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 3: a comedy.

943
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 2: Perspective, right, more of like a dad presence, more of

944
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 2: a dad friendly neighborhood dad. And that's a good presence.

945
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 2: I like that. But you know, I I need I

946
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 2: need the I need the high energy Steve Harvey in

947
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 2: those suits and those purple.

948
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 3: Suits, looking at the camera like, can you believe what

949
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 3: she just said? Am I Where do I work?

950
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen a live tape it? No, I

951
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 2: would love to. Oh my god, I think it's in Atlanta.

952
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 2: Oh it is.

953
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if I ever travel to Atlanta, that would

954
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 3: be me. That's your number one. I might do it

955
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 3: just for that.

956
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 2: Wow. I thought I just assumed it was somewhere in

957
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 2: the valley. Yeah. No, you know, And it's interesting because

958
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 2: it is in the South. You know.

959
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 3: The answers on that show are all surveyed, and the

960
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 3: answers are kind of Southern. They are like there there's

961
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 3: a lot of church in them. There's a lot of like,

962
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 3: who's the worst person to see you with your pants down?

963
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 3: And it's always preachers number one.

964
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 2: So yeah, they're Wow, that's really probably shaping the national

965
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: conversation on a lot of things. The South is secretly

966
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 2: controlling the country through family feud, right, I know this

967
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 2: is the thing. Let's make some YouTube videos radicalized in people.

968
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 3: Our YouTube channel will be blowing up inflatables and explaining

969
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 3: how family feud controls politics.

970
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 2: Is there any like strategy to family feud or is

971
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 2: it just you're good at guessing?

972
00:48:56,600 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I think it's like and with family fue,

973
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 3: you know, you have eight answers or six answers or whatever,

974
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 3: and the top ones are always you could are pretty

975
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 3: easy to get. Who's the worst person to see with

976
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 3: your parents die? A preacher, your boss, your parents? And

977
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 3: then the last two are always just like there was

978
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 3: one psycho who said something weird, there was one psycho

979
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 3: who said like a horse, you know, and that's on

980
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 3: there because one person said it, right. I think it's

981
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 3: all just like can you find those or can you

982
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 3: play the game right to where that doesn't matter?

983
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 2: So I'm really excited to start this journey. I just

984
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 2: finished Tabitha's Salon Takeover, which was an incredible show three

985
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 2: seasons of an Australian woman taking over salons around the

986
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 2: country to try to turn them around. I love a

987
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 2: turnaround show. I was a bar rescue guy for a while,

988
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 2: then you would love Tabitha. Okay, she's going into these salons.

989
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 2: They're a mess. She's taking the keys, she's taking over,

990
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 2: and she's getting She's essentially just trolling the people in

991
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 2: the place, yelling at them, insulting them, trying to cause

992
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 2: fights through salons across America, and then remodeling and leaving

993
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,439
Speaker 2: it to go out of business. Right.

994
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, Usually those shows where you see the business makeover.

995
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 3: If you google the business while you're watching, it has

996
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 3: already closed.

997
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,240
Speaker 2: Yes, are you have you ever been to Capri Club

998
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:17,959
Speaker 2: in Eagle Rock.

999
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 3: Yes, this is the kind of rum focus. They do

1000
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 3: a lot of tropical hip fancy.

1001
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was on restaurant Yeah Rescue, so there's bar

1002
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 2: rescue and then there's some other wine one. Yeah, one

1003
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 2: of these. It was on that in like twenty eleven.

1004
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 2: My gosh was owned by these kind of horrifying twins

1005
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 2: who had no idea how to make Italian food. It

1006
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,919
Speaker 2: was looks so revolting, and it got completely made over

1007
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 2: in the most twenty eleven thing where you can imagine,

1008
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,919
Speaker 2: and then obviously went out of business and is now

1009
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 2: still the same emails. Yes, and it's very popular. Huh,

1010
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,879
Speaker 2: But to know what it is now and go watch

1011
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 2: that episode of the show, Alisa, could you tell us

1012
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 2: what that show was called? I mean, it could be

1013
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 2: Kitchen Nightmares. It's Kitchen Nightmares. The Twins. Yes, the twins

1014
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: are very scary and they make some very twins are

1015
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 2: sorry if that's not Popp named Jeff and Jim. By

1016
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 2: the way, Jeff and Jim twins are not scary. Take

1017
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 2: that back. Are you a twin? No? But I just

1018
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 2: I love them. I feel like there's this this conversation

1019
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 2: started up about five years ago where people started saying

1020
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 2: twins were scary only that like is that like I

1021
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 2: hate the word moist kind of thing. Okay, I'm sorry

1022
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 2: I wandered into that trap. Gosh, I feel like I

1023
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 2: have original, but I appreciate you owning. Yes, I think,

1024
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously in the shining.

1025
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 3: Right, maybe that's the twins were intentionally scary for some reason.

1026
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 2: But I don't think they're smooth. Yeah, when was the

1027
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 2: last time I interacted with him in person? That's right?

1028
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 2: Maybe I am.

1029
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 3: And at the same time, you know it's you know,

1030
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 3: you have a friend there and they're coming after me.

1031
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 3: Sure they're popping up in your bedroom and you didn't

1032
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 3: know they were in the house.

1033
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 2: I take it back, they're terrified. We need to eliminate

1034
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 2: all twins. It's interesting that twins are either they've media

1035
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 2: has either called them sexy or scary. You can't just

1036
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 2: be a normal twin.

1037
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, because there was that time in media when

1038
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 3: you know, the ultimate bait was a twin, and then yes,

1039
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 3: and of course the viral and twins.

1040
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Yeah, it's like twins in a corvette.

1041
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 3: I'm the horniest guy in nineteen eighty nine.

1042
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:42,399
Speaker 2: Twin representation has been very bad, Yeah, very very bad.

1043
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 3: Either over sexualized or you turned into a ghost monster.

1044
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 2: These poor people. And then the unattainable billionaires of the

1045
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 2: Ulsen Twins. Yes, of course they're really doing the twin thing, right,

1046
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 2: smoking their way out of twindom. Yeah, well, I think

1047
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 2: we should play a game. I would love to play

1048
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 2: a game. Oh my gosh, we're gonna we haven't played

1049
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 2: this in a minute. Were gonna play Gaster? I need

1050
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 2: a number between one and ten from you? Uh seven, Okay,

1051
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 2: I have to do some like calculating in order to

1052
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 2: get our game pieces. You can recommend, promote, do whatever

1053
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 2: you want. I'll be right back.

1054
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 3: Oh sure, I'll give a one more plug form my

1055
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 3: graphic novel Youth Group should be in stores now, the

1056
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 3: Ya horror comedy about teenage exorcists for fans of Buffy

1057
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 3: the Vampire Slayer Sean of the Dead, art by the

1058
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 3: Great Bowen mcgerty. You can get that Amazon, Barnes and Noble.

1059
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 3: Better yet, your local indie bookstore. If they don't have

1060
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 3: it on the shelf, ask them for Youth Group. They'll

1061
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 3: order it up for you. I'm really proud of it.

1062
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 3: I love how it turned out. It's a personal tale

1063
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 3: in many ways, but it's fun and spooky. If you're

1064
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 3: a youth group kit, I think you'll find some familiar

1065
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,839
Speaker 3: cringe if you weren't. It's a fun tale with a beginning, middle,

1066
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 3: and an end that will delight comics readers and casuals alike.

1067
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 2: Beautiful. Thank you, everybody go get at the proper length.

1068
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 2: That felt right. Yeah, it was just enough information. I

1069
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 2: was giving you time to do your calculations well, and

1070
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 2: then I gave you a little more time. I like

1071
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:03,240
Speaker 2: there's a mutual respect within the promotional circle, of course.

1072
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 2: Can I recommend anything, Oh, the Basement Jack's album Kish Cash.

1073
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 2: If you haven't listened to that in a long time, ooh,

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00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 2: that's an underrated album. What a fun do. Are you

1075
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,439
Speaker 2: familiar with Basement Jacks? M Yeah, they were.

1076
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:22,240
Speaker 3: They were in my rotation in high school early college,

1077
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 3: and I have not revisited them sometime.

1078
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 2: I think this one's from two or three. I bet

1079
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 2: that's a good year for them. Solid gold, pure gold

1080
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 2: that are not in the car on the way home.

1081
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 2: It's probably the best n SYNC side product. JC what's

1082
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 2: his last name? Chase is on it. Really incredible. And

1083
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 2: then you've got all kinds of people. I'm Susie, Sue.

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00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:47,760
Speaker 2: Oh it's so good, really, Susie, Yeah, it's great. Okay,

1085
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,919
Speaker 2: this is how we play gift masks. Okay, I'm gonna

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00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 2: name three celebrities. I'm gonna name three things you can

1087
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 2: give away gifts that you could give these celebrities. You're

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00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 2: gonna tell me which gift you would give which celebrity

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00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 2: and why? Fine love it? Okay. The three celebrities today

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00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 2: are number one, Tom Brady, get him out of those

1091
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 2: stupid commercials, get him off my TV. Number two Billie Eilish,

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00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 2: number three Andy McDowell. Okay. The gifts you'll be giving

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00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 2: are an FBI raid, controlling share in the Ford Motor Company,

1094
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 2: and sense of professionalism. Okay. Birds are screaming for Andy McDowell. Yeah,

1095
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 2: they love her, so, I mean, but who does it?

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00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,240
Speaker 2: Who does? I truly think she's kind of universally loved humans?

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00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 2: Birds please, those are her three main audiences. Sure, yeah,

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00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 2: that kind of makes sense actually.

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00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 3: So okay, FBI raid. I am aware that Tom Brady,

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00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 3: by a certain metric, is the most famous man in

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00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,320
Speaker 3: the world.

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00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 2: I really know what his deal is. Maybe kind of

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00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 2: a secret.

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00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:59,479
Speaker 3: Conservatives, let's say FBI raided Tom Brady just in.

1105
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 2: Case, just find out what's going on.

1106
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 3: Let's just be sure. Let's just all and if there's something,

1107
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 3: it's good that we did it. And if there's not,

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00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 3: we have some peace of mind.

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00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,720
Speaker 2: Can't be too careful.

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00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 3: Controlling stake in the Ford motor company. Gotta be Andy McDowell.

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00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 3: She has a sense of professionalism. I think we need

1112
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 3: American industry now more than ever. I don't want to

1113
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 3: put it in the hands of someone who's gonna treat

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00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 3: it flippantly or casually. I think Andy McDowell will take

1115
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 3: it seriously and bring industry back to our nation.

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00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 2: I can see her behind the wheel of a Ford Taurus.

1117
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 2: She brings the Taurus back. I'm sure I don't think

1118
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 2: it's currently on the market. Yeah, feels, let's bring the Torus.

1119
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 3: See a respectable everyone loves her star like Andy McDowell

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00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 3: behind the wheel.

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00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 2: Maybe I just consider a Turus from an X Car

1122
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:50,399
Speaker 2: trus Beaver and now, listen, I generally like Billie Eilish. Sure,

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00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 2: I you know, I know the hits and I know

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00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 2: you know, I like it when she shows up in

1125
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,320
Speaker 2: a fun outfit with her brother Phineas to an event, right,

1126
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 2: And I yeah, generally have positive about Billie Eilish. Maybe i'll,

1127
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 2: you know, just by process of elimination, I'll have to

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00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 2: give her the sense of professionalism. Not that I don't

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00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 2: think she is. She's accomplished so much at such a

1130
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 2: young age, But I.

1131
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 3: Mean maybe, you know, maybe by gifting her this, we

1132
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 3: prevent her from like some sort of spin out, getting

1133
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 3: out of.

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00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 2: The elders without enough respect, I think, right exactly, not

1135
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:29,919
Speaker 2: wearing a suit, not wearing yes, yeah, so let's let's

1136
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 2: let's do that. Although I don't want it to seem

1137
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 2: like a slide against Billy Eilish. I like, well, she

1138
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 2: can just turn that into like her professional era. She's

1139
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 2: wearing business attire, she's acting very professional. She's got a

1140
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 2: pen and paper, a calculator. This is part of her

1141
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 2: new esthetic. Has one glass of wine at dinner, but

1142
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 2: not too you know, she's very buttoned up. Of course.

1143
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 2: In bed by ten that's her. That's a good like

1144
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 2: I think twenty years from now, like she's an aging

1145
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 2: pop star. That's a good title for an out. Yeah,

1146
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 2: she's got to put that in her back pocket and

1147
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 2: watch a little dateline in bed No drink some tea

1148
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 2: and then when she names it, you come out of

1149
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 2: the woodwork and sue.

1150
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 3: I will, oh, yes, me and my lawyers, we're gonna

1151
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 3: sue an a or two Billy.

1152
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 2: Old I be I'll be like eighty Okay. This is

1153
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 2: the final segment of the podcast. I said no emails.

1154
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 2: People write into I said, no gifts at gmail dot

1155
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 2: com begging for answers. Just they need help. Would you

1156
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 2: help me answer a listener question, Gosh, I would love to. Okay,

1157
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 2: this is dear Bridger and Guest. I would love some

1158
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 2: help with ideas to celebrate my friend's wedding. My friend

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00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 2: Kyla got married in France last year and I couldn't

1160
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 2: be there. She is coming to visit the summer with

1161
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 2: her new husband, and I want to do something to

1162
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 2: congratulate them, but not create more luggage for them to

1163
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 2: have to pack home by giving gifts. We live in

1164
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 2: Washington State near Seattle, so the weather is perfect for

1165
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 2: outdoor activity right now. She is very sporty, likes to hike, bike,

1166
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 2: et cetera, and loves the sun and the beach. Oh,

1167
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 2: this is interesting that it's on this episode. Hmm.

1168
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 3: I know, I feel like we're is this this couple's

1169
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 3: dating profile that about.

1170
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 2: She likes gardening and cooking and is learning to make clothes.

1171
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 2: I don't know too much about her husband yet, but

1172
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 2: he has a cat and also likes outdoor things like

1173
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 2: bike rides. She didn't want to do a big second

1174
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 2: wedding party. So if you can help me come up

1175
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 2: with some other way to let her know that I'm

1176
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 2: so happy for her, I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks

1177
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 2: for all you do. That's from Emma. So okay, so

1178
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 2: the first thing I'm seeing here is she's assuming that

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00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 2: at any point this person wanted to do a big

1180
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 2: second wedding party. Okay, I don't think that Kyla ever

1181
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,919
Speaker 2: even mentioned that. I think that was Emma's idea. Yeah,

1182
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 2: so Emma's throwing some blame at Kyla almost immediately. She

1183
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 2: didn't want to have a party for her real family

1184
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 2: here in the States. She's obviously bitter about that. Oh,

1185
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 2: there's maybe a little bit of that there. Yeah, so

1186
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 2: we're starting with kind of a bad attitude, and she

1187
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 2: basically doesn't care about the new husband. Didn't look into

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01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 2: him at all.

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01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 3: She thinks he likes cash. Yes, I guess he probably

1190
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 3: might like cats.

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01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 2: She knew it was a fifty to fifty and she's uh,

1192
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 2: and that he likes bike rides. Okay, so that's a

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01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 2: real easy thing to assume about a Frenchman. So almost

1194
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 2: he was having a bag at in the baskets of

1195
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 2: the disgusting stereotype of French smoking. He's having affairs. Yeah,

1196
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 2: we know, he's this mime that my friend has married

1197
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 2: and she wants to give them something that she obviously

1198
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 2: doesn't want to buy anything expensive. When she says she

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01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 2: doesn't want them to have to lug anything back, that's

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01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 2: code for I don't want to spend too much money

1201
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 2: because I no longer care and they're a burrow. You've

1202
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 2: read between the lines. Yeah, I really have here, So

1203
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 2: what do you What do we say to Emma who

1204
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 2: doesn't deserve Kayla as a friend? Right? Yes, I think that.

1205
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you could eject yourself from her life

1206
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 2: a gift. I'm just for your own good. I will

1207
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 2: be leaving. I won't be here when you get here.

1208
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 2: I won't be here, Yes exactly.

1209
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 3: I've rented you a nice airbnb and you can do

1210
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 3: in it whatever you want to. I have changed my

1211
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 3: number and I will get plastic surgery to alter my face.

1212
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 2: You can never find me. Give her the address of

1213
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 2: the Marriotte. There you go, that's where.

1214
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 3: Get You're gifting her some bonvoy points for Marriott's Day. Yeah, no,

1215
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 3: I mean you could. I mean again, themes of this episode,

1216
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 3: you could.

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01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 2: This is a perfect gift, right, an inflatable thing to

1218
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 2: take to France. I mean right, it's already packed for you.

1219
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 2: There you go, you can. Yeah, so inflatable pineapple. If

1220
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 2: you make it a pineapple, they might invite you into

1221
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,959
Speaker 2: their marriage, and wouldn't that be great?

1222
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 3: And then maybe you would be less bitter because you're

1223
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 3: a part of the marriage.

1224
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 2: I'm sure part of her French profile is that all

1225
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 2: French people are sexual deviance. Of course. Yeah, so yeah,

1226
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 2: I mean she's.

1227
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 3: Already preconceived notions of the French. Yeah, so see if

1228
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 3: they are open to a little swinging, see if their

1229
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 3: definition of marriage is traditional or open minded. But I

1230
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 3: mean I think but also you just maybe plan a

1231
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 3: nice hike, use all.

1232
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 2: Trails, beautiful, all trails to get on all trails, download

1233
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 2: the map, download or you go on to download the maps.

1234
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 2: You don't know if there will be reception where Oh

1235
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 2: I was recently victim of this. Oh boy, I'm sorry

1236
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 2: sorry to hear that former guest of the show took

1237
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 2: me on a hike, did not download the map. I

1238
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:29,560
Speaker 2: got so Sunbury. Did you survive barely? Wow? I truly

1239
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 2: felt myself panicking. Okay, you're like, maybe he's the end,

1240
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 2: just like, oh, the dangerous things do happen to people

1241
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 2: that crossed my mind?

1242
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 3: Download the maps, the maps, and then you give it.

1243
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 3: You have a nice some nice memories. You get some photos,

1244
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 3: and then maybe you know, a nice dinner somewhere where

1245
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 3: there's like a photo booth. You get some photos. You

1246
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 3: create these nice memories that they take with them always.

1247
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 2: You have a photo of you, Kyla, this sweat drench frenchman,

1248
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 2: sure so sexy, chuging right from a bottle of wine.

1249
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 2: It's a little berets slipping off the back of this

1250
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 2: mouthful of croissant. I think that's the perfect gift to hike.

1251
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 2: And then you surprise them by sneaking in an inflatable

1252
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 2: pineapple into their luggage without asking, just to test the water.

1253
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 2: Just to test the water. See how everyone feels. Yeah,

1254
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 2: after they get back to France, who text, did you

1255
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 2: find anything interesting in your luggage? Right? And then everything,

1256
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 2: all of Emma's problems are solved. You go, because she

1257
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:31,439
Speaker 2: has so many problems. Emma, do not write back into

1258
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:36,439
Speaker 2: the podcast. Oh, Jordan, we answered her question perfectly. I'm

1259
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 2: ready to swim to swing. I can do it all.

1260
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 2: Now you can in the comfort of my pineapple.

1261
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 3: There's nothing you can't do in the pineapple. It's all

1262
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 3: legal in the pineapple too. It's like international waters.

1263
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 2: I can gamble on this, that's all arowin out of

1264
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 2: the pineapple. I can kill political opponents whatever I want whatever.

1265
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: It's all games. It's too bad I don't have a swimming pool.

1266
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll just lie on the grass in my backyard.

1267
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 2: That's nice, and then occasionally take it to a friend's

1268
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 2: swimming pool or to my new swimming team that I'm

1269
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 2: inviting myself into. As long as Annalisa is there to

1270
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 2: blow it up for you. Well, thank you for being

1271
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 2: her much nice. What a thrill? Uh listener, Take a dip,

1272
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 2: do whatever you want with the rest of your day.

1273
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 2: I don't care. The podcast is over. I love you, goodbye,

1274
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 2: I said No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1275
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 2: produced by our dear friend Analise Nilson, and it's beautifully

1276
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 2: mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without

1277
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 2: our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,

1278
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 2: could only come from miracle worker Amy Man. You must

1279
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,720
Speaker 2: follow the show on Instagram at I said, no gifts.

1280
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1281
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,439
Speaker 2: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

1282
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 2: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts.

1283
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 1: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

1284
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 1: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come

1285
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 1: to me empty, And I said, no, guess, your own

1286
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So

1287
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 1: how do you dare to surbey me?