Speaker 1: Hey buddy, Hey Scott, how you doing pal?
Speaker 2: I'm great.
Speaker 1: We're back for another exciting episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Should I play a thing?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: How about.
Speaker 2: This one?
Speaker 1: Do you remember the Jonas Brothers one? Do you remember
Speaker 1: I went and listened to I went back. I wasn't
Speaker 1: feeling well the last couple of days, like two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and uh, so I went back and listened to a
Speaker 1: lot of our old episodes. They were so much better.
Speaker 1: Why because we like we we like, we enjoyed each other.
Speaker 2: Probably because we were in a bigger studio and all
Speaker 2: the way here and it can just go like that
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: And we talked to each other.
Speaker 2: Well, every time I try and talk to you now,
Speaker 2: usually you just play a jingle saying like a time
Speaker 2: tailer save with a bull chat.
Speaker 1: No, but I don't know anyway. So we had the
Speaker 1: the Jonas Brothers one. What was it called? Uh? That song?
Speaker 1: It was good though?
Speaker 2: Two guys at this spoon?
Speaker 1: Yes, which is spoon? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have you?
Speaker 1: I don't know where that went?
Speaker 2: What sky are you gonna say?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's gonna say?
Speaker 1: Do you think we could do? You think we could
Speaker 1: pay Brody to like make us a new one? Sure?
Speaker 1: Because we need a new theme song.
Speaker 2: We do.
Speaker 1: We can get farm the fresh dairies incorporated into it.
Speaker 2: Well, don't you have stacks doing one?
Speaker 1: Nos? Well, he just does the little intest for me.
Speaker 1: I want like a song?
Speaker 2: You want a song? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We did, like a cool hot song. Please please please,
Speaker 1: you know, like a Serena carbon songease, please please please?
Speaker 2: Poor cereal cup?
Speaker 1: Sure? What would be bowl? My ball?
Speaker 2: What will?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Well? Review all the cereals for you?
Speaker 1: Okay, like, thank you? What needs wonderful? I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: that I said anything. Let's get started eating.
Speaker 2: Don't let me be fine.
Speaker 1: But you're singing chilly. You you're just being You're being silly.
Speaker 2: People might find it funny.
Speaker 1: I feeling like that Ciskel and Ebert clip that has
Speaker 1: resurfaced lately. Did you see that?
Speaker 2: I didn't see This is school any You know who
Speaker 2: they are? Yes, the movie reviewers? Yeah, yes, thumbs up down. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 2: there's a clip circulating now on the interwebs. Okay, you
Speaker 2: know with how the two of them would fight. Okay, yes,
Speaker 2: so they didn't anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, Andrew, so we've done one of these before.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's one of the earthy cereals. It's it's
Speaker 1: actually a General Mills product, but they hide it very
Speaker 1: well because they don't want you to know that it's theirs.
Speaker 1: This is Ratio Trio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maple almond crunched keto friendly.
Speaker 1: You excited for this?
Speaker 2: I am? Maybe I'm just excited to be here with you.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Ratio makes a lot of different products, Like
Speaker 1: they have yogurt dress.
Speaker 2: I don't like the shape of the squares.
Speaker 1: They're not squares.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. Look at that.
Speaker 1: It says squares, but they're certainly not square.
Speaker 2: Oh no, this looks scary.
Speaker 1: Okay, Welleen is on the way, Are you good creepy squares?
Speaker 1: You're such a weirdo you are. By the way, this
Speaker 1: is the new cereal of the week. You know we do.
Speaker 1: We always do a new cereal every week in case
Speaker 1: you didn't know, Yeah, this is the podcast you come
Speaker 1: to for new cereal.
Speaker 2: Well, you always ask me too, do you want new
Speaker 2: or old first?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't care what you want see see.
Speaker 2: Have you noticed maybe why you don't like it as
Speaker 2: much because you don't ask Andy what he wants.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of General Mills, so you know
Speaker 1: the Kelsey mix that we did a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: There apparently is a limited edition locker version of it.
Speaker 1: And they told me it was available at Walmart, and
Speaker 1: then it was sold out, and then it was available again.
Speaker 1: I asked them for a box and like, ah, it's
Speaker 1: available at this link. So they're not sending me one.
Speaker 1: But that was the PR company. It wasn't General Mills,
Speaker 1: because General millses. Look at that box right there, that box,
Speaker 1: thank you very much, General Molls. And that box is
Speaker 1: full of gushers and fruit roll ups and all kinds
Speaker 1: of halloween uh.
Speaker 2: And so what are you gonna do with it?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it out for Halloween. You don't have
Speaker 1: kids coming.
Speaker 2: I want gushers.
Speaker 1: I'll give you gush.
Speaker 2: I love gush.
Speaker 1: You can know the gushers.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: You know what else was in there that unfortunately sat
Speaker 1: for three day?
Speaker 2: Tell me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The gogurts?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, I love gogurt too. Hold on, I'm
Speaker 2: not eating expired gogurt.
Speaker 1: It's not expired at all. Look, it's cold, it's glogurt.
Speaker 1: Look Frankenberry's on there.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: You try one.
Speaker 2: I will not Why expire dairy is not expired.
Speaker 1: It's good for ntil November something.
Speaker 2: If I were to get sick from this, how would
Speaker 2: you get sick? I would literally come to your house
Speaker 2: and please come all your toilets.
Speaker 1: Look, Frankenberry, what a cool guy. You try one?
Speaker 2: You try one, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: You do it?
Speaker 2: Why because it's set in an unrefrigerated environment for three days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think it goes bad. You don't
Speaker 1: think expired, it's not expired. You don't think it's room temperature.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know this needs to be refrigerator.
Speaker 1: It's cool in here. I put it in the refrigerator
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 2: It is not cool in here. This is actually warm
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 1: All right? Whatever?
Speaker 2: Do you see what he tries to do? Keep refrigerated,
Speaker 2: it says, right there.
Speaker 1: I know it sat on the big pouch refrigerator a media.
Speaker 2: Do not thaw and freeze.
Speaker 1: But I follow the direction. Just said refrigerat immediately I did.
Speaker 2: After it was sitting out at an eighty degree room
Speaker 2: during the week.
Speaker 1: I think you should try it.
Speaker 2: I will not, okay, because it won't be bad at first.
Speaker 2: It'll be bad later when I'm home by myself.
Speaker 1: Saying glow in the dark tubes, shut the lights and Andy,
Speaker 1: is it gonna glow? What do you think? Oo wooky?
Speaker 1: That's kind of cool. It's actually you know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm gonna bring these home and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put them in the trick or treat bucket. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: save them till Halloween and put them in the trick
Speaker 1: or treat bucket. It's health.
Speaker 2: Give kids what yogurt? Don't be that house. You would
Speaker 2: be that house. Well, it's not like, hey, kids, do
Speaker 2: you what's some yogurt?
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm gonn give them raisins. You know,
Speaker 1: raisins are better than yogurt. I don't know about it.
Speaker 2: If someone gave me dairy, I'd be like, what are
Speaker 2: we doing? It's like give me a baby belt cheese?
Speaker 1: What was the worst Halloween candy or what? Or or
Speaker 1: something you ever got that you can remember? Like I
Speaker 1: hated getting the freaking wax lips? Like what am I
Speaker 1: gonna do with this? And you were supposed to be
Speaker 1: able to eat them? But yeah, that's gross. All the
Speaker 1: all the bottle, the coke bottles with the goo inside
Speaker 1: of it, the wax bottles. Those were disgusting.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you it was. Oh that is too bright.
Speaker 2: It was the one they were like caps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like those bottle caps. I think that Willy
Speaker 1: Wonkam made those.
Speaker 2: No, they're gross. I can't do those. I love nerds.
Speaker 2: Nerds were great, and I love having come in the
Speaker 2: little box.
Speaker 1: Look at you with the walkers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those were good.
Speaker 1: Then the two sides slid open and there's orange on
Speaker 1: one side and cherry. If you've got the full box, right,
Speaker 1: I'm talking right right right, you got the baby box.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's eat this ratio here with with our Farmland
Speaker 1: Fresh dairy spookie shapes, organic milk.
Speaker 2: Fine, they're not spooky shapes, they are.
Speaker 1: You're just saying that because it's Halloween on the way. Yes,
Speaker 1: three grams of sugar, ten grams a preteen nine crams
Speaker 1: of net carbs preserving and it has a little colon
Speaker 1: before ratio. I wonder if that means your colon? Right? Look,
Speaker 1: is that that's a colon? What isn't it? I wonder
Speaker 1: if they're like trying to be like colon it's good
Speaker 1: for your colon and they put a colon on it.
Speaker 1: Al almonds and stuff. What I sure hope not? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would write who you tasted it? Yes? O, yep,
Speaker 1: there it comes. Come on, man, oh my god, it
Speaker 1: was right. Finally zip it.
Speaker 2: I give it a bowl and a spoom.
Speaker 1: I want to spell it out.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to get the can?
Speaker 1: No, I'll swallow it. Where'd you give up?
Speaker 2: I give it a bowl and spoom. Folks, if you're
Speaker 2: using Stevia in your cereals, please I just saw the
Speaker 2: chunk in your mouth. No no, no, no, here here, here, here?
Speaker 2: What do you just do?
Speaker 1: I put it back in a cup.
Speaker 2: Can I throw the cup out?
Speaker 1: No? I need this spoon.
Speaker 2: I know what you're gonna do with that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do anything with it. I'm sorry. It
Speaker 1: gets nothing.
Speaker 2: If that even touches me. No.
Speaker 1: Do you think I would I would put spit out
Speaker 1: cereal on you?
Speaker 2: I absolutely do. Come on, I absolutely do.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Remember when you fed me twenty three year old cereal?
Speaker 1: Yes? But I didn't chew it first.
Speaker 2: I don't know you spit at me before. I remember
Speaker 2: that when you left you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I don't. All right? Also found this can?
Speaker 1: I you can't throw it. We need to take a
Speaker 1: picture with it next.
Speaker 2: That's my new review system.
Speaker 1: So also, when my child dragged me to Whole Foods
Speaker 1: found this Cascadian Farm organic cinnamon oat clusters, I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe that we hadn't done it before, because I kind
Speaker 1: of thought we did. But you know what I was
Speaker 1: thinking of. I was thinking of Oh's you know, of course, Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: Quaker used to make them, and I believe Post makes
Speaker 1: them now if I'm not mistaken, Yes, it's Quakers only
Speaker 1: one guy, Yeah, your dad?
Speaker 2: Oh's yeah, Post?
Speaker 1: Well you know what now I need to look. I
Speaker 1: gotta look at Serial KILLERSPC dot com because that plug
Speaker 1: I believe. I believe originally it was Quaker uh and
Speaker 1: now Post makes it. If I'm wrong, you know I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I love that you have the weather up, honey. Oh's
Speaker 1: the ACU track radar. Post.
Speaker 2: I got it this way when you do the weather.
Speaker 1: Look that much fun you're choking me in that picture. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cotton candy, cap'n crunch, got some gross puffins there, and
Speaker 1: post O's Look.
Speaker 2: At that old studio. We had so much fun.
Speaker 1: Look at a TV. Yeah, I can't even have a TV.
Speaker 2: And no, you can't have anything in here.
Speaker 1: Golly, that reminds me I was watching Leave It to
Speaker 1: Beaver over the weekend. Wow, man, different times. Fifties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I tell you, you weren't even doing things and
Speaker 2: you weren't even alive in the fifties.
Speaker 1: No, of course not. So these look like Okay, so,
Speaker 1: if I had to describe them, they look like Cheerio's
Speaker 1: honey nut cheery with a little oat stuck to it
Speaker 1: in the middle. Right, Yeah, honey nut churios with some oats.
Speaker 2: Okay. Oh it smells like Plato. No, yes, it does.
Speaker 2: The smell the guy with the stars, Plato, Oh, the toy.
Speaker 2: When would I have smelled Plato, the Greek philosopher when
Speaker 2: I can't?
Speaker 1: All right? From their fresh dairries, organic two percent reduced
Speaker 1: fat milk.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, what are you good?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't understand why they don't do a taste or
Speaker 2: smell test on cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure they do.
Speaker 2: It's unpleasant to smell this.
Speaker 1: Well, this smells like cinnamon.
Speaker 2: No it doesn't. It smells like Plato.
Speaker 1: You have tastes like cinnamon. I like it. It's got
Speaker 1: a nice cinnamon taste, which is how it's advertised. There's
Speaker 1: not pretty nice right, and you have to like like gandhi,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she would not go near this thing.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I don't think there's a lot of
Speaker 2: cinnamon in this.
Speaker 1: You can get hit with cinnamon.
Speaker 2: I did not get hit with cinnamon. I did hit
Speaker 2: with cinnamon. Would be like cinnamon apple, cinnamon cheerios. This
Speaker 2: kind of tastes like a light version.
Speaker 1: Now you're just trying to like pretend you know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I love that, love it for five years. You just
Speaker 2: think that you could just come in here, sit down.
Speaker 2: I'm the cereal expert. I'll do to you like I
Speaker 2: did Timmy or Mikey in the sales department. Never let
Speaker 2: him come up here.
Speaker 1: Did you know that it's certified organic by Oregon Tilf?
Speaker 1: Who Oregon Tilf?
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It must stand for something. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: giving you four balls. I like it. You like cinnamon cereal.
Speaker 1: That's good. It's probably a little okay for you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it like three balls.
Speaker 1: Also, they're creating a wave of cascading change and they are.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 1: Did you say three Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's good. It's just good. Okay, Yeah, nothing to write
Speaker 2: home about no.
Speaker 1: I actually was about to write home he was good.
Speaker 1: What oh no, that's that sounded like a It sounded
Speaker 1: like a crow. I was like, what's going on? I'm
Speaker 1: scary yelling from the other room. Okay, Diamond, Diamond is
Speaker 1: up to no good.
Speaker 2: So now what do we doing?
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 2: Okay, and why are you there?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: We're going to be back right after this.
Speaker 2: Beat us and we're here, we are.
Speaker 1: So listen in that box that General Mill sent us,
Speaker 1: they sent us Reese's Puffs bats. We've done it I Halloween.
Speaker 1: They yes, they definitely, they definitely redid the bats box. They,
Speaker 1: you know, change it up a little bit every year.
Speaker 1: Can you give me the big giant box? Please let
Speaker 1: me move your newspaper? Yes, thank you. Stop, I give
Speaker 1: it to my parents. Cut it out, don't look at
Speaker 1: the paper, go sit on the toy that ye.
Speaker 2: Let me just let's look in here. Yeah that's a
Speaker 2: good crush.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of these classicides. Well, you love when I
Speaker 1: send you the comics. Yeah, let me look at that.
Speaker 2: No good news, no good news?
Speaker 1: Did you get that box and just throw in a
Speaker 1: foot Stop My eighty year old parents like to read
Speaker 1: the newspaper.
Speaker 2: They like news day. Yes.
Speaker 1: So anyway, a couple of years ago, uh, twenty twenty
Speaker 1: one to be exact, monster Mash came out. Okay, that
Speaker 1: was a mix of all the monsters, right, uh. And
Speaker 1: they introduced what's her name? Come on, what's her name? No? No,
Speaker 1: what is her name? Is it on the back?
Speaker 2: Frankenstein? No?
Speaker 1: The girl, the new girl that they brought out, Carmela, Yes, Carmela.
Speaker 1: That was the Karmela apple one that was in. So
Speaker 1: this we try that? We did, of course, come on,
Speaker 1: I don't remember trying that. Of course we tried it.
Speaker 1: So this is now called Monsters Frightful Friends. I mean
Speaker 1: it's probably very similar with all new marshmallows, so we
Speaker 1: have to try it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right now they all just live together in the chateau,
Speaker 2: the monster Chateau. How nice is that?
Speaker 1: Look, monsters have pets too, they do. You might have
Speaker 1: to match.
Speaker 2: They're Scratch, who's Carmelo's snake? Meal Berry, who's Booberry's cat?
Speaker 2: Igor who count Chocola's spider?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes it's weird?
Speaker 2: And Benny who is the bat?
Speaker 1: Would you mind shaking it up and shake you've got
Speaker 1: to shake your backs, shake your catty candy, the very good.
Speaker 2: So let me tell you some then, people that had
Speaker 2: spiders as pets, were you good? People that had spiders
Speaker 2: as pets and snakes, were you good?
Speaker 1: I think those are the people that had the the
Speaker 1: like the contact lenses that were different colors, way early on,
Speaker 1: before it was a thing, it was creepy. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 2: Your creepy radar is like colored context So scary.
Speaker 1: Careful with that, dude, scary careful? Are you gonna rip it?
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Again. Thank you to our friends at General Mills for
Speaker 1: the box.
Speaker 2: Oh fun ew what this is an unappealing We.
Speaker 1: Definitely did not have this one. This is they changed
Speaker 1: it up a bit.
Speaker 2: I don't like the lime green.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's all berry flavored, okay, artificially berry flavored.
Speaker 1: Frostage here with monster marshmallows. Also Ciria glaado, artificial isle
Speaker 1: de bias e, artificial malvo. Those are marshmallows. Monstros monstros,
Speaker 1: those are monsters. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just like that. You were so like defensive when
Speaker 2: I said.
Speaker 1: I don't like to tell you, like, well, they're all berries, okay,
Speaker 1: so it's a it's a weird conglomerate of green and
Speaker 1: purple and marble whatever in bats. And it's weird, dude,
Speaker 1: It's so weird.
Speaker 2: It's so spooky.
Speaker 1: It is very spooky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's spooky.
Speaker 1: Okay, Farm and Fresh areas two percent reduced fact organic milk. Yes, please.
Speaker 1: Now you know one of my favorite servers of all time,
Speaker 1: Count Chocula, hands down. You love it. And it's only
Speaker 1: around this time of year. When I was a child,
Speaker 1: it was around all year long. Yeah, not anymore. Sorry,
Speaker 1: And in another another two weeks or so, you can
Speaker 1: find on the sale rack you can find boxes of
Speaker 1: Count Chocula. He's very frank and Berry.
Speaker 2: It smells like kicks a buck. It smells like berry
Speaker 2: berry kicks.
Speaker 1: It does a little bit. Oh my god, No, it
Speaker 1: smells like frank and Berry. To be quite honest with you,
Speaker 1: what what well, that's what it smells like. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: really know, because the only cereal you know is berry
Speaker 1: Berry Kicks.
Speaker 2: Is wonderful.
Speaker 1: This pretty much is Frankenberry. They should have this all
Speaker 1: year round, you think, so mm hmm, Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: move into the Monster Chateau. That's where you belong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what would they. Yeah, but you can't. You can't have
Speaker 1: monster cereals all year long. Why there's a Halloween e
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm five?
Speaker 1: What m hm really mm hmm, I give it.
Speaker 2: I give it four as a berry berry kicks with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Okay, I wonder if that's what you said the last
Speaker 1: time we had it.
Speaker 2: Probably it was different.
Speaker 1: It's slightly different the colors. The colors are different. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if it was that one. Yeah, Monster Mash,
Speaker 1: that's what it was. What we give that? What would
Speaker 1: we give Monster Mash?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Look at you, dude, didn't even look at that. Swear
Speaker 1: swear right hand, swear everything. Look, you gave it five balls.
Speaker 1: I gave it four back in twenty crazy m I'm
Speaker 1: glad that Newman put that there.
Speaker 2: Thanks Newman. Yeah, Newman's the best.
Speaker 1: Let's see what are we right? Well, there's all we'll
Speaker 1: do Halloween cereal this year.
Speaker 2: Can I read it in your voice?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Monster Mash. September twenty seventh, twenty twenty one. Well,
Speaker 2: there's only one new Halloween cereal this year, so guess
Speaker 2: this is our Halloween episode. We'll draw the fiftieth anniversary
Speaker 2: Monster cereal from General Mills Monster mesh, then onto a
Speaker 2: really good blueberry so for Mom's best and some disappointing
Speaker 2: frosted flakes.
Speaker 1: That's exactly how I would have said it. Yep, did
Speaker 1: we take a break? We did? Right?
Speaker 2: I don't think we did.
Speaker 1: I think we did. We definitely, yeah we did. I
Speaker 1: played that thing? What I played? Diabetes? You had a
Speaker 1: good caption, Oh here we go, monsters, monsters, frightful friends.
Speaker 1: I like that. Well that's a weird marshmallow? What is
Speaker 1: that thing? This is good? This is good.
Speaker 2: Let me see what are you doing? I'm looking at
Speaker 2: your Instagram?
Speaker 1: Can trying to make fun of me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, wouldn't I If you don't follow him or
Speaker 2: any z Scottie b huh, he posts the most dad
Speaker 2: dad castions of all time. Just say no, I had
Speaker 2: a really special day at the Staten Island Zoo with
Speaker 2: our friends from Northwell Health at Stett and Staten Island
Speaker 2: University Hospital. Got over my fear and held that snake.
Speaker 1: Like why is that funnier? Silly to you? Like? How
Speaker 1: you tell me? How I should have worded that? Tell me?
Speaker 2: How have you ever seen the videos of like gen
Speaker 2: z versus gen X versus millennials.
Speaker 1: I don't have time for that.
Speaker 2: I don't have time for videos and silly riff raff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but clearly have time to post. I would have just
Speaker 2: wrote I got to hold a snake thanks to Northwell
Speaker 2: Health and Staten Island Hospital.
Speaker 1: I think it's more descriptive the way that I did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you give like a small Well.
Speaker 1: The fact that you like to make fun of me
Speaker 1: means I'm doing my job. So I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 2: Did you know that there are only two km out
Speaker 2: stores left in the.
Speaker 1: Continues not anymore contiguous?
Speaker 2: Dude? Contiguous?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, big words in the contiguous United States. One
Speaker 2: of them is in Florida and one is right here on.
Speaker 1: Long Island anymore.
Speaker 2: Wait they shut it down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's closing. Uh by the time this airs, it'll
Speaker 1: be closed. Wow. Yep. Now the only one left is
Speaker 1: a small mini kmart in Miami.
Speaker 2: Well, I tell ya, they went bad when they made
Speaker 2: like mega Kmart. What was it super k Mart?
Speaker 1: Well, they just Jake Mart. Yeah, there was super k Mart,
Speaker 1: there was Big k There was all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1: My favorite commercial, my favorite commercial of all time, though,
Speaker 1: was the kmart commercial from Obs for like ten years ago, right,
Speaker 1: I just shipped my pants, remember that one?
Speaker 2: I don't, come on, I don't.
Speaker 1: That's a classic commercial.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it is. I don't remember it.
Speaker 1: And I shipped my bed, yes.
Speaker 2: So I feel like I I remember where the kmart
Speaker 2: was growing up. It was across from the Toys r Us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a huge one of Penn Station rip
Speaker 1: to that there was in Pen. Say, you can get
Speaker 1: to there from the Long Island Railroad lobby there whatever
Speaker 1: you Cloak corridor and you can get it on thirty
Speaker 1: fourth Street upstairs outside.
Speaker 2: I had no idea there was one in New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, lots there were more than one.
Speaker 2: But I think they sold like a mix of everything.
Speaker 1: It was a Target, Yeah, you know. It was a
Speaker 1: Kuddy Target. And that's why they're not here anymore because
Speaker 1: they never really got with the times. They were still
Speaker 1: having old school blue light specials.
Speaker 2: Aka what your grocery store would.
Speaker 1: Be if you had oh uh, thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to Syria on.
Speaker 2: Any cash just stuff check it. We don't take Apple pay.
Speaker 2: We take cashier's checks only.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta tell you the Amazon Fresh is
Speaker 1: now starting to build again in my town. They had
Speaker 1: stopped it for almost two or three years. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: built the whole freaking thing and then they just stopped
Speaker 1: and left dormant empty for two years and started again.
Speaker 2: I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but what are they doing
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 1: Fresh I don't know what if they put in there,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm really not interested in shopping there. I'll
Speaker 1: check it out once just to see, but that's like
Speaker 1: no control. I want to at least beat beat beep myself.
Speaker 1: I don't want to put things in the car and
Speaker 1: just walk out the door. I don't trust it. What
Speaker 1: about sales and coupons and I don't you.
Speaker 2: Know, I don't want to beat beep beep.
Speaker 1: No, I like to beat beep beep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do like to beep.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. When I go to the shop
Speaker 1: right and the beeper is broken, the volumes all the
Speaker 1: way down because it's like broken, I hit volume up
Speaker 1: and sometimes it doesn't work, so I'm like go across
Speaker 1: the thing and it doesn't. It doesn't beep, you know,
Speaker 1: and I have to just look and see it. And
Speaker 1: it's no fun, buss you, It's no fun without the beep.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I really hope that they fix that. Grocery stores,
Speaker 2: if you're listening, please turn on the beetep beeps.
Speaker 1: You're too young to remember when it was cash registers
Speaker 1: before the beep, like pre beep bro it took a
Speaker 1: lot longer. All the products were stamped with with prices
Speaker 1: that priced gun for everything. The cans had that purple
Speaker 1: ink on top eighty nine cents. Yeah they had, they had.
Speaker 1: They had a price everything about to hit me with that.
Speaker 1: I used to use a price gun when I worked
Speaker 1: at this the rich the discount price.
Speaker 2: You don't have one sitting in your eye, saken, You
Speaker 2: probably do.
Speaker 1: I don't. I should have taken one click click and
Speaker 1: you turn the dial click click. My my price stickers
Speaker 1: were always perfect. I could go to some stores and
Speaker 1: it would be like dollar sign period eighty nine and
Speaker 1: the cent sign. No, that's stupid. You could either do
Speaker 1: dollar sign decimal eighty nine or you can just do
Speaker 1: plaine eight nine cents sign. You can't do it all
Speaker 1: those other ways. Yeah, it drives me nuts. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And the millennials that put the dollar sign after the number,
Speaker 1: who does that? You see it all the time Instagram
Speaker 1: and TikTok all these dumb kids. How much is it?
Speaker 1: Eighteen dollars? Eighteen dollars? Sign you dummy.
Speaker 2: I've never seen that.
Speaker 1: Oh I see it frequently, drives me. Yes, I am you.
Speaker 2: Just when I was talking about a video, you said
Speaker 2: you don't have time, but meanwhile apparently have time to
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Speaker 1: could do what I do, not bruise my bananas. Please please, I.
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