Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 2: I am like weirdly freezing.
Speaker 3: Kill all pets. All pets must.
Speaker 2: Die, All animals must die.
Speaker 3: Animals have the rights to wear wigs.
Speaker 4: Give animals wigs, give.
Speaker 3: Animals more die, Give animals more piercings.
Speaker 5: Give animals the ability to order a collar necklace off.
Speaker 3: Sheanne put more litter boxes in schools for animals who
Speaker 3: also go to school. Okay, so basically the lore behind
Speaker 3: this poster is, we did this show for urban outfitters
Speaker 3: in Tucson, Arizona, which was so funny, Like.
Speaker 5: Y'all, we don't have a single episode where you need
Speaker 5: to be doing.
Speaker 3: We don't keep it up next time you see me out,
Speaker 3: like run up on me like that.
Speaker 5: Because the thing that I think thought the Colonosco meet up,
Speaker 5: Like I think that's what I am at.
Speaker 3: Did you see it? Kui?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 7: Is it when like you guys were leaving the store?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're getting You don't have a single
Speaker 5: episode where.
Speaker 7: Y'all need to get I saw, but like Josiah's walking
Speaker 7: out and he's like petrified walking through the crowd.
Speaker 3: It was giving Shane Dawston.
Speaker 5: They were giving like zombie like literally like call of
Speaker 5: duty zombies.
Speaker 3: I hate every fucking second of that show.
Speaker 5: It was so funny, Like I'm I'm not like actually
Speaker 5: making fun of it, but it is funny because it's us,
Speaker 5: So I can't help but be like girl, like you
Speaker 5: would have thought Lady Gaga was in there.
Speaker 2: Literally like the windows.
Speaker 5: Were all glass and every time he came down the stairs,
Speaker 5: so we started hitting the windows and from the inside
Speaker 5: it literally sounded like they were going to break in.
Speaker 5: It was like and like people slamming their phones against itself.
Speaker 7: Was like.
Speaker 3: Also, someone had me sign their copy of Infinite Jest,
Speaker 3: which really but the lore behind this poster. As we
Speaker 3: were in the car and people started like circling the
Speaker 3: car and they just had it outside the car and
Speaker 3: like someone like was like shoving it in the window,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, can you grab that to
Speaker 3: my manager and he was like sure, and like I
Speaker 3: think they wanted it signed, but I thought they were
Speaker 3: giving it to me, so I just stole it from them.
Speaker 3: And then we proceeded to protest every airport we walked
Speaker 3: in with it like holding it up with it.
Speaker 5: We kept holding it up and be like give dogs
Speaker 5: wigs dye your dogs like.
Speaker 3: And people were like random ship terrified of us. I
Speaker 3: have videos also.
Speaker 5: We just kept going up to people and like pointing
Speaker 5: at it and they would just go like.
Speaker 2: And like just pointing at it. And like Josie and
Speaker 2: Drew would like.
Speaker 5: Go up to cars when we were waiting for our
Speaker 5: uber at the airport, would go up to cars.
Speaker 8: And go in there window be like, let the dog,
Speaker 8: let the animals turn drag, Let the animals be great.
Speaker 3: Let animals have wigs.
Speaker 7: Wait. So that's like, yeah, was it an actual protest thing?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, No, A fan made it and we we were
Speaker 5: like carrying it around feels like going to like a protest,
Speaker 5: like having your sign, and you're like people probably think
Speaker 5: we're like trying to make us statement with this huge.
Speaker 2: Sign just holding it around.
Speaker 5: So Druid Josie just started being like you give dogs wigs,
Speaker 5: like yelling.
Speaker 3: Give dogs more piercings, Like dogs deserve piercings. They have
Speaker 3: the right to wear piercings and wig they do like
Speaker 3: that with us.
Speaker 5: Doing that in Arizona, like literally, I know they saw
Speaker 5: us and they were like I've never seen a liberal
Speaker 5: like that in person, Like but it was just.
Speaker 3: Like shouting that in Tucson Airport.
Speaker 5: Also, it's so funny because the thought bubble and it
Speaker 5: just as I hate bisexuals over and over and over again.
Speaker 5: And at one point we were on like the transit
Speaker 5: bus at the airport and Josie had it open and
Speaker 5: like this lady was looking at it was like.
Speaker 2: And like she was the first person to read it.
Speaker 5: And Josie got so embarrassed just like folded it and
Speaker 5: put it away and like started looking away from her,
Speaker 5: but she was just staring at Josie like huh, which
Speaker 5: would be so like odd. I guess if nobody like
Speaker 5: uses their iphon the wad like like the dog like
Speaker 5: that with a thought bubble, that just as I hate
Speaker 5: bisexuals like fifty times, like it.
Speaker 3: Seems like the most as someone in their mid fifties,
Speaker 3: that would be the scariest thing I've ever seen in
Speaker 3: my life where it's like air oh wait, are we
Speaker 3: switching up?
Speaker 2: I just realized us doing that at the airport.
Speaker 5: Like I would be fucking terrified if somebody like was
Speaker 5: going around the airport.
Speaker 1: Acting like that.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, I literally pray they're not all my flight, Like,
Speaker 5: please don't get all my fucking plane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my carry on on the flight. But
Speaker 3: I do plan on sending.
Speaker 6: It back because but I stole its so much joy, Seriously,
Speaker 6: do you need it back? But like if it's bringing
Speaker 6: us this much joy, I genuine was like damn me,
Speaker 6: and you were talking about it, I was like, I
Speaker 6: know this is someone's friend group's like favor.
Speaker 3: I found all the pictures that I'm gonna put on
Speaker 3: posters next then they the protest around LA. These pictures
Speaker 3: are like there's like a level of iron just like
Speaker 3: there's a level of irony to them that even I
Speaker 3: can't comprehend that I'm laughing at. Like it's not even
Speaker 3: like they're inherently funny, they're actually fucking stupid. But like
Speaker 3: there's now the shutterstock dot com at the bottom kills.
Speaker 5: Me bro Ki for like pet Co or pet smart
Speaker 5: for like Halloween or something.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, Tucson, Arizona was Gorgiana Grande. We went
Speaker 3: for like a movie. Yeah, we went for like literally
Speaker 3: thirty six hours and we stayed at like the nicest
Speaker 3: hotel I've ever been at my entire life that had
Speaker 3: like a two hundred and forty foot water slide, like
Speaker 3: three pools, like three golf courses, Like we didn't get
Speaker 3: to use really any of the amenities because we were
Speaker 3: there so shortly. But the second oh we went, we
Speaker 3: were the only people there because it was a bunch
Speaker 3: of like people in there, like middle aged people that
Speaker 3: like their bones would probably turn to powder if they
Speaker 3: went down the fucking water slide. Like it was like
Speaker 3: it was one of those sides see.
Speaker 2: Their bathing suits come out.
Speaker 3: There, Yeah, like they get like snapped by a than
Speaker 3: nose in the middle. But it was giving like us
Speaker 3: just going down it the entire time. And I also
Speaker 3: so I have a wound on my arm right well,
Speaker 3: I rode the water slide once. Also I wrote it illegally.
Speaker 3: There was no attendant and I hopped the fence to
Speaker 3: go down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then when we went back up, we were
Speaker 2: like we should just go up.
Speaker 5: A woman magically appeared, so I think they had like
Speaker 5: a camera or something and they saw Drew just like
Speaker 5: shoot down without anybody around.
Speaker 3: But I have I am injured on my shoulder.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he got tossed around so much he spread
Speaker 5: his shoulder.
Speaker 3: I'm suing this city for real, Like I'm suing twoson Arizona,
Speaker 3: Like I.
Speaker 5: Am not getting the joy being at that pool made.
Speaker 5: It was so funny because the night before we went
Speaker 5: to the pool and like Josie drew ot in and
Speaker 5: it was like such a nice pool and we were like, damn,
Speaker 5: no one is at this fucking resort. But it's literally
Speaker 5: because it was like only fifty plus year olds and
Speaker 5: they were all asleep by seven pm, so no one
Speaker 5: was around. And when we got there in the morning,
Speaker 5: the pool was packed and we were like, fuck, this sucks.
Speaker 5: And then we went to the pool that had the
Speaker 5: water slide and we were like, oh, this one was
Speaker 5: made for kids, and nobody is here because we're supposed
Speaker 5: to be at the other one. We were having the
Speaker 5: time of our fucking life. It was so fucking fun
Speaker 5: I played.
Speaker 3: Dead several times and yes pictures.
Speaker 5: The water, like, oh my god, I just need a
Speaker 5: water slide. And then Josie was like, yeah, you guys
Speaker 5: should like just get your money up so you could
Speaker 5: have a house with a water side in the back.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I actually.
Speaker 5: Don't know how much money it would take for you
Speaker 5: to be able to sustain that, Like in my head,
Speaker 5: you have to be like a gazillionaire to have a
Speaker 5: water slide in your backyard. But also there would be
Speaker 5: something so humiliating about having a water slide in your backyard.
Speaker 5: But I guess then it's I would be living my
Speaker 5: beauty and the beast.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, Yeah, fantasy.
Speaker 3: All right, guys, let's take a moment to deal decalcify
Speaker 3: our pineal glands so we can open up our conscious
Speaker 3: to higher frequencies and higher powers.
Speaker 9: What your penial gland pineal gland? Like your penis No, no, No,
Speaker 9: It's in the middle of your head. It's like the
Speaker 9: most important gland in your body. And it's all calcified.
Speaker 3: From pesticides, mercury, fluoride which is in toothpaste and water, sugar, caffeine, alcohol,
Speaker 3: and tobacco, which.
Speaker 2: I have all of that, like.
Speaker 3: All day long. You need to be getting enough sun.
Speaker 2: Would you eat the calcified crust off of my pineal gland?
Speaker 3: Yes? I would save you.
Speaker 10: Mmmm.
Speaker 3: That is so loud today.
Speaker 5: No, it's always loud. Our fridge is the loudest thing ever.
Speaker 5: When I'm sitting in the living room, sometimes it feels
Speaker 5: so eerie at like one am, and I just feel
Speaker 5: like like it feels like my brain is being zapped
Speaker 5: and I'm about to be fucking abducted.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, we didn't troll our neighbors. Did you talk
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 5: In the last episode, we have new neighbors and we
Speaker 5: had like weird beef with them, not really beef, but
Speaker 5: like our landlord was just being annoying and was trying
Speaker 5: to give up my parking spot to the new neighbors.
Speaker 5: And I was like, I've been here for a long time,
Speaker 5: Like that is my fucking spot. Also, the parking lot
Speaker 5: in our area sucks balls. It's so hard to navigate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have a bigger car than the neighbor.
Speaker 2: So I was like, bro, what like this is my spot, bitch,
Speaker 2: I've been here for like six years.
Speaker 1: Give me my.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like we're put some respect on my name, Like
Speaker 5: I've given you a lot of money to fucking stay
Speaker 5: living in.
Speaker 2: This scary ass apartment.
Speaker 5: So I was like starting basically beef because of our landlord,
Speaker 5: because she kept trying to pawn off my spot, and
Speaker 5: like one time the neighbor went and took my spot
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, hell no, this bitch is
Speaker 5: gonna learn because I'm fucking unemployed and I'm here all
Speaker 5: the fucking time, So you leave for work tomorrow and
Speaker 5: I'm moving my car right the fuck back.
Speaker 2: And that's what I did, And I didn't leave the
Speaker 2: house for like three days park my territory.
Speaker 5: But then, like we all of our new neighbors are
Speaker 5: all very social people, and like, this is the first
Speaker 5: time ever I've heard so many people just like in
Speaker 5: the building and I went.
Speaker 3: To it was giving like real party vibes. Okay, it was.
Speaker 3: It was literally the party they threw was the most
Speaker 3: spooker vibe ever, Like just based off of the sounds,
Speaker 3: it literally felt like a fake party was being thrown
Speaker 3: in a movie, Like I can't describe it. Like the
Speaker 3: only song we could understand and knew and heard was
Speaker 3: a b babadoob song b babadoo be b baba dooo be.
Speaker 2: But that was the only like song that was like
Speaker 2: a real song that played.
Speaker 5: Everything else was it literally sounded like the back It
Speaker 5: was like of like a Girl's episode when they go
Speaker 5: to the party and it's just.
Speaker 3: Like it was like it's literally.
Speaker 5: Like that.
Speaker 2: Like literally sounded like a fake party.
Speaker 5: But that one we forgot to troll because I really
Speaker 5: wanted to do what we did last time, but like
Speaker 5: a week ago, our neighbors were on the front porch.
Speaker 3: Ey eh.
Speaker 5: Our neighbors were on the front porch having like a
Speaker 5: really loud conversation. And when I went into my room,
Speaker 5: I was like, Hi, about to go to bed, and
Speaker 5: I heard it, and I am so fucking nosy that
Speaker 5: I propped open the balcony door and I just stuck
Speaker 5: my head through it and I stood there for fifteen
Speaker 5: minutes straight listening to them, and I was like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, this conversation is just starting, and it's like
Speaker 5: two am, and they're gonna keep sitting here talking. So
Speaker 5: then I dragged Josh and drew into my room and
Speaker 5: all my speaker in my room, I started playing the
Speaker 5: caveman like bar.
Speaker 3: We played it so fucking loud, and like at first
Speaker 3: they like kind of ignored it. They were like, oh, like,
Speaker 3: we didn't hear that. Then the second time we played it,
Speaker 3: they were like the dude was like, did you did
Speaker 3: you hear that? And she was like, oh, no, I
Speaker 3: didn't hear that. It's just a car passing by. It's
Speaker 3: like a scooter or something. And then we played it
Speaker 3: like six more times and by the end, they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: they were like we got to go, Like this is
Speaker 3: actually like I'm not fucking with but it's actually so stey.
Speaker 5: And then they're like, it keeps getting louder. It's like
Speaker 5: getting louder, it's getting closer. What is that like that person?
Speaker 5: Like they were freaking out. But then I pushed it
Speaker 5: too far and I started playing.
Speaker 11: I played like gay sex sounds, gay sex sounds, and
Speaker 11: then they were like what is it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: And like I feel like they started to notice that
Speaker 5: we were just trolling. And then I started to play
Speaker 5: like explosion sounds and like police.
Speaker 2: Sirens and guns and gun.
Speaker 1: And then they just started to ignore us.
Speaker 5: And honestly, it was really sad, like it felt like
Speaker 5: a little kid trying to get a parent's attention and
Speaker 5: then they're just like kind of over it, Like you
Speaker 5: got the attention you were looking for and you want
Speaker 5: more and your parents just like bro like, but.
Speaker 3: It did work. They went inside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did go.
Speaker 3: So if you ever got noisy neighbors, just play the
Speaker 3: caveman screams and gay porn sounds and they'll just go inside.
Speaker 1: They'll just leave.
Speaker 5: But yeah, last night I watched Nightmare before Christmas and
Speaker 5: it was awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that movie sucks, dick boring as fun, art styles terrible.
Speaker 5: But you're gay, Okay, I'm gonna tell your parents.
Speaker 3: I'm not gay. I'm going to do your parents know
Speaker 3: you're gay?
Speaker 1: That a thing?
Speaker 3: Do your parents know you're gay? I'm not yes or no,
Speaker 3: I'm not yes or no? Do your parents know you're gay?
Speaker 2: One time I told my mom and she went, I
Speaker 2: literally told my mom about a girl.
Speaker 3: I like, god, literally just like, not you too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like yeah, she's like seriously.
Speaker 5: Like and then I just never spoke to her about
Speaker 5: it again because she's weird as fun.
Speaker 3: But she's filled the action.
Speaker 1: She's lucky. Ate me up and she fixed me.
Speaker 3: But do your parents know you're gay?
Speaker 7: It's a yes or no, yes or no, no, No,
Speaker 7: it's okay.
Speaker 3: You can come out one day, you can come out
Speaker 3: one day. It's okay.
Speaker 7: So I've never figured out how to get past that question.
Speaker 7: That is such a hard question to figure out.
Speaker 2: Do your parents ask you that? Or you're saying you
Speaker 2: can't figure it out for yourself?
Speaker 3: No, that was like like this was something about a clown,
Speaker 3: Like a clown was like gay or something.
Speaker 7: What No, that was like those those like riddles in
Speaker 7: seventh grade. That was it was like, oh, did you
Speaker 7: know if your hand is bigger than your face, you're gay?
Speaker 7: And then you would like hold it up and they
Speaker 7: would like smack you in the face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or like how do you look at your nails?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna be a Disney adult for the
Speaker 5: rest of the year. That's kind of my lide. Like
Speaker 5: I've been seeing the videos of people at Disney and
Speaker 5: it's fall coated. But also, I just had this revelation
Speaker 5: last night at Rain's house because like she had the
Speaker 5: fireplace on. She gave me a bunch of treats. Rain
Speaker 5: treats me like, wait.
Speaker 3: No, we need to go back to the There was
Speaker 3: something I needed to bring up talking about Doc Martins
Speaker 3: and shit, you're gay. No, No, I lost it. I
Speaker 3: lost it. Hold on, let me think about it for
Speaker 3: a second.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, being at her house, you say, with the fireplace,
Speaker 5: watching night before Christmas before I went to bed, I
Speaker 5: was like.
Speaker 3: Y'all really watch that terrible movie.
Speaker 7: Huh, dude, what is your beef with that movie?
Speaker 5: It was, Oh, if it was called me by your name,
Speaker 5: you'd be so happy.
Speaker 3: Why call me by your name because it's gay.
Speaker 7: That movie's not gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, that was like the straightest movie ever.
Speaker 7: Like, how is that movie?
Speaker 2: I guess it has a straight ending. It has a
Speaker 2: happy ending.
Speaker 1: Actually that movie has.
Speaker 2: Like oh the I think of that movie is so sad.
Speaker 2: It's actually very happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Oscar Isaac makes me want to have sex
Speaker 3: with him.
Speaker 2: Oscar Isaac.
Speaker 3: Whoever the fuck his dad is? I forget the.
Speaker 2: Guy who plays his dad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not Oscar Isaac, but it's like, is Oscar
Speaker 3: Isaac doppelganger? I want his father at the end of that.
Speaker 2: No, he's not like Oscar Isaacy, but he is very sexy.
Speaker 3: You know, this shows the Boomafoo. Yeah that was my
Speaker 3: sexual awakening.
Speaker 7: The Boomafoo is your sexual awakening, not the little Lemur? Okay,
Speaker 7: well what else are we supposed to think?
Speaker 5: The two dudes, I don't remember any of the humans,
Speaker 5: and I just remember the Lemur.
Speaker 7: All I can think about is the fact that there's
Speaker 7: I thought that that was only a lemur.
Speaker 10: The two guys look, oh, I'm a very.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is this? Was it real or with
Speaker 3: a puppet?
Speaker 1: A puppet?
Speaker 3: I have a puppet but no, they have like bouncing around.
Speaker 5: And yeah, but he talks like I think like maybe
Speaker 5: they had a real Lemur at one point, but no,
Speaker 5: that's a puppet.
Speaker 2: He would like fucking move around and talk.
Speaker 3: Are you sure did he talk? They had to have
Speaker 3: had a real one too.
Speaker 7: Well, you're asking me if this is a puppet. This
Speaker 7: like clearly puppet in this photo.
Speaker 2: I know you're making me freak out because I'm not
Speaker 2: looking at you.
Speaker 3: I'm saying what I'm saying. They had a puppet, but
Speaker 3: they also had.
Speaker 7: A real had like salk footage of a Lemur jumping around.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you all remember that big fucking tree. I wanted
Speaker 3: to go inside of it so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a big tree and night there before Christmas
Speaker 2: too that you.
Speaker 1: Can go outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah that bust.
Speaker 5: Well that's my vibe with Sexy back by Justin Timber,
Speaker 5: Like I can't hear that song.
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't see red lights if I walk
Speaker 3: into a room and it's red, it's stunned. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I get it immediately teleported.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think I'm gonna be a Disney adult
Speaker 2: this year.
Speaker 5: And then last night I stayed up too late because
Speaker 5: I was looking at tiktoks of people going to Disneyland.
Speaker 3: Right now, and like, do you watch the guy that
Speaker 3: collects the pins?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love him so sweet. He completed a collection today.
Speaker 5: Like, I am very prone to making fun of Disney adults.
Speaker 3: But I understand there's a fine line. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: you can be normal and fucking be a Disney adult,
Speaker 3: but or you can be like a fucking freak bitch.
Speaker 3: And like if you're there's.
Speaker 5: Something once you got those fucking button ups with the
Speaker 5: patterns on it, the Disney patterns.
Speaker 2: Oh, Like, I think that's pushing it.
Speaker 5: Like when you have like the seasonal button ups for
Speaker 5: your Disney adulting.
Speaker 3: When you wear onesies, when you wear like onesies of
Speaker 3: the characters to Disney, that's pushing it.
Speaker 1: That is crazy work.
Speaker 7: I once was at Disneyland. I got so excited that
Speaker 7: I when I saw a hidden Mickey, I pissed myself.
Speaker 3: Mmmm, that's schizophrenia.
Speaker 7: I wasn't at Disneyland.
Speaker 3: No, that's the hidden very central park. The hidden Mickeys
Speaker 3: are a mass hallucination by a mass hallucination by all
Speaker 3: Disney adults.
Speaker 2: But is it not actually a thing? I thought it
Speaker 2: was a thing.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's a mass hallucination.
Speaker 7: It's a yeah, it's a sign up.
Speaker 5: What because in one of the videos I saw like
Speaker 5: there was like Mickey's head made out of leaves on them.
Speaker 7: That's interesting that you saw that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very curious.
Speaker 1: No, but it was like, guys, I could show you.
Speaker 2: I actually was thinking it.
Speaker 5: I was like, did this person do this or do
Speaker 5: they just like have this on the floor there and
Speaker 5: it's like cemented in so that people could take videos.
Speaker 3: No, I'm telling you it's like mass hysteria, like burning
Speaker 3: the Witches of Salem.
Speaker 2: But now when I tell you this one, you'll like,
Speaker 2: you'll believe me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then I went on a crazy artiers.
Speaker 3: Oh see, can we talk about how bad Nightmare Before
Speaker 3: Christmas is?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, bro, that's it was actually making me
Speaker 5: really sad because I was like, damn, funding, like this
Speaker 5: does not get put into me. It's really dark, like
Speaker 5: it is so insane the work this movie took, like
Speaker 5: a stop motion movie like that.
Speaker 2: The whole cast is like does such good voice acting?
Speaker 5: Danny Elfman like destroyed all the music, like it's so good.
Speaker 3: Like everyone was in their bad movie is.
Speaker 5: So good and I was just like, oh my god. Also,
Speaker 5: I was like, how did they make this ship up?
Speaker 5: Like people just be making ship up?
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 3: Tim Burton is like freaky deep and also like.
Speaker 5: Christmas the thing before that or no, it's like a
Speaker 5: fully original story.
Speaker 3: I think it's the original story.
Speaker 2: But the stories anymore.
Speaker 3: No, literally, Disney like is canceled, Pixar is canceled. Actually
Speaker 3: dream Works is cooking right now, but it's all fucking
Speaker 3: that punk ass animation. Like please, like add some sauce
Speaker 3: and fucking flavor, please, I'm begging you, and like, also
Speaker 3: can like a canka, like hurry the fuck up with
Speaker 3: their new movie, because the people that made Coraline are
Speaker 3: making a new clamation and it looks like spooky vibes.
Speaker 3: It looks like fucking lit. But yeah, no, my Nightmare
Speaker 3: before Christmas Lander is not real. That is a great movie.
Speaker 3: I just need to like, I need to see this.
Speaker 2: I want to see it.
Speaker 3: He's bad.
Speaker 2: This was the craziest video I saw.
Speaker 5: I saw a video I won't put it on here,
Speaker 5: but there was this woman who was like my my
Speaker 5: Disney like outfit for the day, and she just had
Speaker 5: whoever was filming it, literally film her ass, like she
Speaker 5: has a huge ass and she just had it filmed
Speaker 5: through the parking.
Speaker 2: It's like, really freaky.
Speaker 3: Get on your phones right now and look up Spider Man.
Speaker 3: And the first fucking videos that pop up are not
Speaker 3: Spider Man. They're like slim, thick batties in Spider Man
Speaker 3: costumes with their knockers and butts hanging out. And that
Speaker 3: is a psychological operation to destroy the West. We are
Speaker 3: all controlled. We are all controlled by sexuality and our sexuality, y'all.
Speaker 3: Just look at it. Just test the waters. It's it's
Speaker 3: gonna be a sexy, hot girl in a Spider Man outfit.
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe I am schizophrenic. I really can't find the
Speaker 5: Disney and it's starting to scare me, Like I can't
Speaker 5: find the like the Mickey out of Leave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then I think I really, like was.
Speaker 5: Just so in my bag about like my hallucinations of
Speaker 5: how fun Disney could be. The thing is I always
Speaker 5: feel like this. I'm always like, oh my god, Disney
Speaker 5: would be so fun. I fucking hate being there, like
Speaker 5: it's fun in idea, being there is a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 5: Being around that many people freaks me out. I can
Speaker 5: only think of the worst things that could possibly I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna say last time I was there and me
Speaker 3: and O'Ryan were like genuinely like terrified that a mass
Speaker 3: shooting was gonna happen, and we convinced ourselves, so we left.
Speaker 3: We convinced ourselves, you're crazy. Yeah, No, I'm fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking but I do.
Speaker 1: Really want to go.
Speaker 7: Have you heard about the like ultra exclusive Disney adult
Speaker 7: like membership.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, like rule thirty four. Look up rule thirty
Speaker 3: four on Twitter, like rule thirty four, mickey, and all
Speaker 3: the information about it will come up.
Speaker 7: There's like some restaurant that's like really expensive.
Speaker 3: Have you heard about the drama?
Speaker 2: I bet it sucks, dick, Yeah, I bet that.
Speaker 3: There's drama in Tea. So like when basically there's a
Speaker 3: ten year waiting list to get into this like club,
Speaker 3: ten to fifteen years, this couple finally got accepted, and
Speaker 3: I think it's like twenty four thousand dollars a year,
Speaker 3: twelve thousand dollars a year to be a member in
Speaker 3: this club. But you get like one hundred and eighty
Speaker 3: like passes to Disney, and you get like a bunch
Speaker 3: of guest passes, you get all of this like free merchandise,
Speaker 3: so by the end, it like essentially pays for itself,
Speaker 3: but there's very strict rules that like, you can't do
Speaker 3: certain things with these passes. You can't blah blah blah
Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah blah blah. Well, this like couple,
Speaker 3: like I can't remember what they did, but they like
Speaker 3: either like filmed inside of their Oh no, no, no, the
Speaker 3: husband was found passed out on a bench and quote
Speaker 3: unquote reeked of alcohol. So they kicked them out of
Speaker 3: their membership at this club in Disney, and so they
Speaker 3: started suing Disney because they were like, oh, he was
Speaker 3: just tired, like da da da da dah, he's probably
Speaker 3: fucking black out drunk. But like they were trying to
Speaker 3: get their membership back and then they lost a lawsuit.
Speaker 3: So then the couple just started leaking all of this
Speaker 3: shit about this club and they were like, well, all
Speaker 3: of the members they get access to this like certain merchandise,
Speaker 3: and then there's very strict rules on not reselling it.
Speaker 3: But this second they get it, they put it up
Speaker 3: on eBay, and there are items from this thing that
Speaker 3: like Disney collectors buy because they're like super rare. So
Speaker 3: like these people are making thousands and thousands of dollars
Speaker 3: off of just the merchandise, and then they sell their
Speaker 3: like tickets and they like give their like passes to
Speaker 3: this club to like friends and families so they can
Speaker 3: come in and buy merchant. It's just this like weird,
Speaker 3: like awful like scam that people are running where by
Speaker 3: the end, like they get their membership, but they start
Speaker 3: profiting off of it like insane amount.
Speaker 5: This is insane. The fucking mug is going for five
Speaker 5: hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was like an ide girl of the mug,
Speaker 3: the ugliest fuck me when I'm looking at you.
Speaker 2: Me when I'm drinking out of this in the morning,
Speaker 2: me when you.
Speaker 3: Do a full beat of makeup. Girl, that mug is
Speaker 3: ugly as fuck.
Speaker 2: See, once you start wearing these, it's a wrap. Yeah exactly,
Speaker 2: Like this is cooked.
Speaker 3: You're cooked and fried.
Speaker 2: Your eared in your ear.
Speaker 3: You're done. What is that from again? You're over? You're done,
Speaker 3: you You're done.
Speaker 5: The amount of pictures I take of Rain's like cat
Speaker 5: jinks when I'm there is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Is really cute, It's so cute. And he was laying
Speaker 2: on me while we were watching the movie, and I
Speaker 2: was like, so fucking happy because I guess Asol would
Speaker 2: do that, but Azell would annoy me because Azel would
Speaker 2: she shed all over me.
Speaker 3: Oh little meat, Chaz. There is this clip of jd
Speaker 3: Vance that I'm sure y'all have seen, but it has
Speaker 3: been seared into my brain forever in a way that
Speaker 3: like I don't know if I'll ever shake the sheer
Speaker 3: terror in fear it sent through my body, Like I
Speaker 3: actually like when I see his face now, I'm like
Speaker 3: genuinely triggered because like the clip of him interacting with
Speaker 3: those fucking donut shop workers is, Oh, it is the
Speaker 3: most horrifying, like robotic, demonic thing I've ever seen. They
Speaker 3: asked him, the employees were like, it's it's the most
Speaker 3: awkward conversation ever. Then the employees are like, what do
Speaker 3: you want? Like what do you want to eat? Like
Speaker 3: we can get you whatever you want, and he was
Speaker 3: like he answers them by saying whatever makes sense, which
Speaker 3: I don't know what, like, I don't know, like what
Speaker 3: the fuck? But it literally felt like it literally felt
Speaker 3: like I had seven days left to live after watching that,
Speaker 3: Like it was literally giving like the ring I think you're.
Speaker 7: Just triggered by gay politicians.
Speaker 3: No, literally, that fuck couches freak bitch it like genuinely
Speaker 3: creeps me the funck.
Speaker 5: I cannot wait to see the debate between him and
Speaker 5: Tim Walls because he has peas for a brain. Oh,
Speaker 5: we were talking to rain about like the IQ level test.
Speaker 5: I would love to know JD Vance's IQ level twelve.
Speaker 3: Soon has come to town.
Speaker 10: Thank you for letting this guys in here, o' JD
Speaker 10: somewhere from much president's year.
Speaker 3: Okay, where did you who let this happen? Interested? You know,
Speaker 3: random sortbro and stuff here?
Speaker 11: Hollow?
Speaker 3: Are you work here?
Speaker 5: I'm in here is the beginning of your laugh?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, how about.
Speaker 5: Her? They didn't cut her out?
Speaker 3: Just everything? Yea, here some sprinkle stuff, some of the
Speaker 3: seven rules?
Speaker 7: Just how is you splicking around?
Speaker 5: About four years before?
Speaker 3: Okay? How long you been here? Okay? Good?
Speaker 11: Yes, uh, well we selected this place.
Speaker 3: I didn't have been here for twenty years or four years?
Speaker 3: Or he's also giving like I don't think he's ever
Speaker 3: had a real conversation in his life. Well yeah, why
Speaker 3: did he ask them that? And did? I don't know
Speaker 3: if I just like fucking hate his guts and he
Speaker 3: freaks me the fuck out, so I hyperanalyze anything.
Speaker 5: Well, no, because he like what he was expecting is
Speaker 5: like he was literally expecting to come in and it'd
Speaker 5: be like when like a late night show brings like
Speaker 5: a famous person in the person it's like.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, I can't believe Whendy Congud's here.
Speaker 2: Like it's like that, like, oh my god, like Harry.
Speaker 1: Styles is my donuts shop, I'm freaking out.
Speaker 5: Bitch's JD vans Like they don't want to be fucking
Speaker 5: serving him or talking to him. He's like the worst
Speaker 5: person on the planet.
Speaker 2: And he's like he's like expecting them to be like,
Speaker 2: my god, how are you liking Georgia.
Speaker 5: We're so happy you're here, but they're just like what
Speaker 5: the fuck do you want? Also like so weird, like
Speaker 5: just that empty space with all these photographers around for
Speaker 5: somebody who they don't fuck with, Like it's just so awkward.
Speaker 3: Although he did not know.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's ever eaten a donut.
Speaker 3: No, whatever makes sense is like the most dark sighted
Speaker 3: thing you can ever say, Like that's very dark.
Speaker 2: Whatever the normal person would usually get.
Speaker 3: Is what I mean. Yeah, like that's very fried cooked,
Speaker 3: dark sided energy. But well we saw Joker too, shout
Speaker 3: out Imax, shout out Warner Bros. After in Fighting as
Speaker 3: that was iconic. It was iconic. It was very iconic
Speaker 3: or iconic.
Speaker 2: Part was the fact that Lady Gaga came out after.
Speaker 5: We.
Speaker 3: Gaga came out after Gaga came out after it, and
Speaker 3: it was horrifying, Like I don't think you'll understand like
Speaker 3: what that person means to me, and seeing her in
Speaker 3: the flesh that close with that very little amount of
Speaker 3: people legitimately, Like when I found out she was going
Speaker 3: to be there on the way they, my heart sank
Speaker 3: to my ass and I like went silent, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, Like this is like Lady Gaga,
Speaker 3: like like seventh grade me, like making the crystal glasses
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga, like literally Lady Gaga that we watch music
Speaker 3: videos till three am, like once a week, like like
Speaker 3: this is like real life Lady Gaga.
Speaker 5: The thing is like I knew she was gonna do
Speaker 5: a Q and A after, but like I don't think I
Speaker 5: really digested that information, and I when going into it,
Speaker 5: I was like I don't really care, like it'd be
Speaker 5: cool to like talk, like to see her talk about it,
Speaker 5: but like I didn't think I would be affected by it.
Speaker 5: But when she was about to come into the room, also,
Speaker 5: the silence in that room waiting for her to come
Speaker 5: in like very people were all like so terrified, Like
Speaker 5: there was just like this aura in the room of like,
Speaker 5: oh god, it's being scared. Like everybody was like kinda scared,
Speaker 5: and it was a Q and A and we had
Speaker 5: to ask the questions. And when she came in, it
Speaker 5: was only like twenty seconds that everybody was silent. But
Speaker 5: I had no plans on asking a question. But when
Speaker 5: they came in with the mic, she was like it
Speaker 5: felt like she maybe looked around for five seconds and
Speaker 5: nobody had raised their hand yet. But I was so
Speaker 5: uncomfortable and scared because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: everybody's flopping, like we're all flopping. Nobody has a question.
Speaker 5: So I just shot my hand up and asked a question.
Speaker 5: And then I had to contain eye contact with Lady
Speaker 5: Gaga for like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: While she answered my question. She is terrifying. Y's like good.
Speaker 3: Also, she literally looked at me like literally five times,
Speaker 3: like she was obsessed with me and Enya would not
Speaker 3: let me ask this after the movie, and I think
Speaker 3: it would have been a banger even if it flopped,
Speaker 3: It would have been the funniest thing I ever could
Speaker 3: have done. But it would have been like very disrespectful
Speaker 3: because she was taking it very seriously. But I wanted
Speaker 3: to ask her, so was that like a documentary? Was
Speaker 3: that real? Like are you okay? There was bombs and
Speaker 3: guns and stuff like you I literally it.
Speaker 5: Was just like, please don't do that, because I don't
Speaker 5: know if she would find it funny, Like.
Speaker 3: I heard Aska thought it was funny.
Speaker 5: No, I yeah, and I thought it was hilarious, but
Speaker 5: I don't know if Lady Gaga would be like.
Speaker 2: Hmm, like, I don't know if she would.
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody in the room would have laughed.
Speaker 3: They would have thought as being dead serious too. But
Speaker 3: the ultimate like gag of it all is after the
Speaker 3: Q and A, which I wanted to ask a real question,
Speaker 3: but they like literally took the mic from my hand.
Speaker 5: They could sense the dark seted energy and Drew's annoying
Speaker 5: ass wanted to be the last one to ask the question,
Speaker 5: so after every question, he was kind of like looking
Speaker 5: around and like seeing if they were gonna stop, and
Speaker 5: he just wanted to be the last one to speak
Speaker 5: to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like, what what's the problem, guys? She was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, my god, I'm gonna freak forgot. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna freak the fuck out. She pointed at me and
Speaker 3: Enya in the back of the fucking crowd and was like, oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, like I know, oh who y'all are,
Speaker 3: Like I've seen y'all and we're in like a room
Speaker 3: full of like other influencers, and she like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm like literally.
Speaker 2: About the Yeah, I was like I felt like I.
Speaker 3: Was being punk and she like looked at us and
Speaker 3: she was like, wait, I know wh y'all are. Let's
Speaker 3: like get a picture together.
Speaker 5: So she was like I've seen you guys before, so
Speaker 5: fucking so she's seen the still.
Speaker 7: Don't know if this is a fucking joke, no fucking way,
Speaker 7: what And then did she ask like, oh, like, where's
Speaker 7: the guy who did the period simulator? Like I love that?
Speaker 5: Oh no, she she was like, dude, that guy is
Speaker 5: so weird when he's on screen. It makes me feel
Speaker 5: so weird and inspired her and she inspired her movie
Speaker 5: it felt like she was seeing the joker in real life.
Speaker 3: The joke line. Yeah, but we did get a picture
Speaker 3: and it was so gaggy and she hated.
Speaker 2: It and she did not fuck with me.
Speaker 5: She asked to take a picture with everybody, and everybody
Speaker 5: she was like that was a good question, like, thank
Speaker 5: you so much for coming being so nice. I went
Speaker 5: up to her one I blacked out like I'm not kidding,
Speaker 5: I don't remember I look so goofy in my picture
Speaker 5: because I was like I don't remember, Like I.
Speaker 2: Literally after the picture, I like all thought, know you
Speaker 2: saw me.
Speaker 11: I said just the wrong way, like I literally was
Speaker 11: like it felt like I got flashbanged.
Speaker 1: I was like so stun I walked the wrong way
Speaker 1: and I just like.
Speaker 5: Walked around and I had said hi to her, and
Speaker 5: she didn't say hi back.
Speaker 2: She didn't say a word to me.
Speaker 1: She just took the picture and I walked away.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then I was the last person to take
Speaker 3: a picture, and I made like a little silly joke.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, last, and she was like save
Speaker 3: the best for last, darling, And then we took our
Speaker 3: picture and then she was like, thank you so much
Speaker 3: for coming, and looked me in the eyes and I
Speaker 3: was like it literally felt like I was looking at
Speaker 3: Doucea in the eyes. Like one thing about Gaga is
Speaker 3: she is pr trained out her fucking ass, Like yeah,
Speaker 3: she gives everybody the time of day, like except for
Speaker 3: me exactly.
Speaker 7: And you know what this reminds me of. It's like
Speaker 7: when Doua Lipa asked me to make that video with her.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I just saw that video again for
Speaker 5: the first time, and in my head, you don't move
Speaker 5: at all in that video, but like you're more like this.
Speaker 7: I was trying so hard to fit in. I didn't
Speaker 7: know what to do.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm chill.
Speaker 3: Also, I think that's.
Speaker 7: Like that's like alien vibes. Like I watched that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's JD Vans person that was giving JD
Speaker 3: Vans for sure, JD.
Speaker 1: Vans in the donuts shop. Like you.
Speaker 5: Know what it is too, is I know exactly where
Speaker 5: your mind was, Like you didn't want to be the
Speaker 5: guy who's just on the wall not moving, so you
Speaker 5: feel like you have to move.
Speaker 3: But like one, I was like you were sowing your
Speaker 3: head huh.
Speaker 7: I was out of my body. I was like astral
Speaker 7: projecting and like watching myself because I was like, there's
Speaker 7: a lot of cameras. I feel like maybe this Drenai,
Speaker 7: you end up seeing this somehow. And I was like
Speaker 7: projecting into the future and then going back and being like,
Speaker 7: all right, well then let me just look as cool
Speaker 7: as I possibly can, like it's easy for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you look cool.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's sure, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: Well, I want to like learn how to bake at
Speaker 5: one point in my life, Like I want to be
Speaker 5: the kind of person who could like bake, but it
Speaker 5: just sounds like so much work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking about like starting meal prepping.
Speaker 7: Dude, that's not that's not this. I don't know if
Speaker 7: that's what she's talking about. Yeah, like like broccoli and
Speaker 7: brown rice and chicken and tubberware to bulk up.
Speaker 5: Also, like we don't have a microwave. I guess you
Speaker 5: eat all your food cold.
Speaker 3: Though I love cold food.
Speaker 2: It's so gross.
Speaker 3: I've been eating mapu tofu with pork in it cold
Speaker 3: as fuck the past for some reason.
Speaker 2: That sounds like it's good.
Speaker 3: It's so good, but I am not getting enough nutrients
Speaker 3: from eating that um in. You and I are fucking
Speaker 3: crazy people, like we are actually fucking crazy people because
Speaker 3: I do. Girl, Oh you're gonna be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we are fucking crazy people. Okay, So when I fell,
Speaker 3: I got this cut on my arm and and he's like, no,
Speaker 3: it's actually like cool, Like I'm kind of jealous, Like
Speaker 3: cuts and bruises are chill. So we then proceeded to
Speaker 3: sit on the couch for fifteen minutes punching our legs
Speaker 3: and arms, giving ourselves bruises.
Speaker 2: I did get a bruise.
Speaker 1: I have one right here.
Speaker 3: Look I got one too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, we have it in the same spot.
Speaker 3: We like sat punching ourselves with our knuckle out to
Speaker 3: give ourselves bruises. And then we like we were like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, like this is crazy.
Speaker 5: Because I was like, oh, I used to have bruises
Speaker 5: all over my leg last summer bottom.
Speaker 2: I wasn't really doing anything.
Speaker 3: You were given a lot of top. You're giving a
Speaker 3: lot of head sleeping around and shit and bruises on
Speaker 3: your knees.
Speaker 5: I've actually never understood that, Like the bruises on the knees,
Speaker 5: things like, is somebody like you're giving head.
Speaker 11: Like fucking you're like crawling towards crawling on your knees,
Speaker 11: like I've never understood. I've never understood why, Like is
Speaker 11: that what you're doing?
Speaker 5: So, like that's why you get so many bruises, Like
Speaker 5: I've never understood that. Or someone went someone's like I
Speaker 5: got crazy rugburn. I'm like, you're being like slid around
Speaker 5: like I don't really understand. But yeah, I was saying,
Speaker 5: like I missed having like bruises on my leg, which
Speaker 5: is a crazy thing whatever, like it's my life, like
Speaker 5: I seriously, and then I started hitting myself and Drews
Speaker 5: just started copying me, and we were sitting on the couch.
Speaker 5: Literally it was right after you walked out the door too,
Speaker 5: so we were literally just like on the couch, like.
Speaker 3: We don't recommend it. Don't do as I do, don't
Speaker 3: do as I say? What is it? Don't do as
Speaker 3: I do, do as I say, so, don't do what
Speaker 3: I did, do as I say, right, I don't fucking know,
Speaker 3: brou I can't.
Speaker 2: Believe some people are engineers. I've like realized.
Speaker 5: So I don't watch murder stuff anymore, Like I don't
Speaker 5: keep up with like murder like docuseries like murder mysteries.
Speaker 5: But what I do watch is I went from like
Speaker 5: tornado videos and like weather phenomenons to now engineering. There's
Speaker 5: this guy who like tells you how like bridges are made,
Speaker 5: how damns work, like all these kind of those kind
Speaker 5: of like engineering like phenomenons that we just like have
Speaker 5: in our day to day life that literally keep us
Speaker 5: sustaining as a society.
Speaker 3: What it just engineering phenomenon?
Speaker 2: Well, to me, it is like it literally is like
Speaker 2: a phenomenon.
Speaker 5: Like I can't believe people just like figure that out,
Speaker 5: Like what the fuck are you talking about? It is
Speaker 5: so beyond my like area of comprehension. And then I
Speaker 5: was realizing I was like, damn, I watch a lot
Speaker 5: of educational shit. I absorb nothing. I could not relay
Speaker 5: anything of substance to you because I just watch it
Speaker 5: to like dole my brain out. And I'm watching it
Speaker 5: and I'm hearing it and I'm listening it, but I
Speaker 5: am learning absolutely nothing, like no idea how bridges are made,
Speaker 5: no idea how to read a weather map. Like even
Speaker 5: though the guy I watched for the tornadoes would in
Speaker 5: depth describe it scientifically and then show video, I don't
Speaker 5: know shit still, so I can't believe some people are
Speaker 5: just fucking engineers, Like that is so crazy to me, Like,
Speaker 5: how the fuck do you absorb any of that? Like
Speaker 5: you have to actually just have a passion for knowledge,
Speaker 5: and I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I do.
Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna ask my psychiatrist today if he
Speaker 5: could give me an IQ test.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's gonna be a vibe. You'll probably get like
Speaker 3: a fifty two, which is really good for you.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, like, me and Rain were talking
Speaker 5: about it yesterday and I.
Speaker 3: Thought that, like, you're gonna get be good.
Speaker 1: So it's Rain.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'd be fine with a seventy. And
Speaker 2: then we looked at him and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, holy shit.
Speaker 5: Like but then I was like, wait, low ki, If
Speaker 5: I had a low IQ, I'd be like, I'm really
Speaker 5: scared because I feel like.
Speaker 3: I'm in ye. You don't. You do not have a
Speaker 3: low IQ. You have like a high IQ.
Speaker 2: I think I genuinely think I have a low IQ.
Speaker 3: I would bet money that you have an IQ above
Speaker 3: one oh seven. You have an ex you either have
Speaker 3: an extremely average like you have above a one hundred
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 1: I would dude, if I had like.
Speaker 3: Anything below one hunder, I will genuinely be appalled and
Speaker 3: shot me.
Speaker 5: And Ryan were saying, like if I had an extremely
Speaker 5: high IQ, do you think you'd be a little like, oh,
Speaker 5: like that's kind of scary because for some reason, if
Speaker 5: one my friends had like a one sixty IQ, I'd
Speaker 5: be like, you're the killer.
Speaker 1: Like you're literally the killer.
Speaker 3: All the killers have i IQ.
Speaker 5: That's all I'm saying, you're the fucking killer, because what's
Speaker 5: her name? The girl who shot Andy Warhol? She had
Speaker 5: like a one forty, like five IQ, Like she had
Speaker 5: a really high IQ, and.
Speaker 2: She was the killer.
Speaker 1: She was literally the killer.
Speaker 3: Is there a footage of Andy Warhol getting shot?
Speaker 2: Or no, that's the footage of him getting shot.
Speaker 3: That's the Beatle John Ramsey, John Lennon.
Speaker 2: Wait there's footage of that.
Speaker 3: I think I think so the how or maybe I'm
Speaker 3: thinking of like the dude. Oh no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 3: thinking of the dude. No no, no, there's like pictures of it,
Speaker 3: because there's a picture of a newspaper where he's like
Speaker 3: getting shot because it.
Speaker 1: Was like ra the plandemic.
Speaker 3: No literally but not. But what I was really thinking
Speaker 3: of was that one dude that like killed his like
Speaker 3: child's abuser when he was like walking from courtroom to courtroom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's conn that's iconic.
Speaker 3: Cow kitty kitty cunt.
Speaker 2: Well, I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Speaker 5: I wish conservative crazy people would just like go get
Speaker 5: a PhD in marketing because they're so good with those
Speaker 5: names like plandemic, plandemic ea, demon, demoncrats.
Speaker 3: Why is there demon inside a Democrat? Let's have that conversation. No,
Speaker 3: they tore, but the real thing that they tour with
Speaker 3: is the Maga fashion show. Have you seen it? They
Speaker 3: did a Maga fashion show. Was so.
Speaker 1: Not the couture.
Speaker 3: No, it's consoreed down. That's giving pray, this is giving
Speaker 3: cowboy carty like this little number eight girl, this beat beat,
Speaker 3: but they're giving indie sleeves here in a little bit.
Speaker 3: He's really good at singing.
Speaker 4: Actually, Like I am so.
Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, Maga fashion Show.
Speaker 5: I like I really can't believe it, Like, damn, they
Speaker 5: have the fucking time.
Speaker 2: That's the thing I don't understand.
Speaker 5: Like, obviously I know there's like blue collar workers who
Speaker 5: were Maga, but like, why does it feel like they
Speaker 5: have all the time in the fucking world, Like it
Speaker 5: really feels like they have the time, but it's literally
Speaker 5: because that is their hobby. Their hobby is fucking politics,
Speaker 5: and they're like getting.
Speaker 3: A fucking hobby. Freak bitch, Like you need to start yourself.
Speaker 2: Start fucking crocheting. Bro Like if we gave them like
Speaker 2: all like crochet kids and clay and stuff, like, they
Speaker 2: would be fucking happy.
Speaker 1: Wow. That was that was insane. That like I am
Speaker 1: like kind.
Speaker 3: Of like it's really.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I was silent or if I'm silenced,
Speaker 5: like I can't really tell.
Speaker 3: It was very unsettling vibe.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Drew, stand up.
Speaker 3: We're bringing back this segment. Yeah, we're bringing back this
Speaker 3: segment for today. Yeah we are, Yeah, we are. Okay, fuck,
Speaker 3: hold on, this is so bad. Can I get the
Speaker 3: hawk tua burger feathers on the side please? Hawk h
Speaker 3: a w k O.
Speaker 7: Fuck.
Speaker 3: I was recently in Wait. Hold on, I was recently
Speaker 3: in Arizona. No one told me not to sit on
Speaker 3: the cactus.
Speaker 7: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot about these. I dreamed I had to
Speaker 3: kill my cat to save my mom. I justin Timberland
Speaker 3: once said bye bye bye.
Speaker 7: Justin Timberland.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, how did you think.
Speaker 3: That one like what, No, so I was wearing a
Speaker 3: thong the other day, don't ask why why pause for laughter,
Speaker 3: look around like yeah, I really just said that. Well.
Speaker 3: I had been over in the grocery store and a
Speaker 3: man said, look, it's a whale tail.
Speaker 1: Pose look around for laughter.
Speaker 3: All right, this one's a deep cut. This one's like
Speaker 3: really important to our culture.
Speaker 2: Like to hour like emergency intercal No.
Speaker 3: Not even the fans will get it. I was talking
Speaker 3: to this guy in the street and he really started
Speaker 3: talking about how he preferred bagged milk over the tried
Speaker 3: and true American gallon jug. Someone check his hard drive?
Speaker 11: WHOA, what the fuck does that imply?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 12: Okay, that one's like too. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if I want to do these
Speaker 3: two because so bad.
Speaker 7: I don't even know what.
Speaker 2: Please did you buy all of these on the plane.
Speaker 5: That's the scarier part is Drew just sits there and
Speaker 5: decides he's gonna do this, and all of these just
Speaker 5: come out.
Speaker 3: I don't know that. I don't understand this one at all.
Speaker 3: I was climbing a ladder and my spotter literally let
Speaker 3: go to drink some waters. So I fail. You had
Speaker 3: one job.
Speaker 5: Bro, Okay, that's mored just like like an anecdotal story.
Speaker 1: It's not really a joke.
Speaker 3: This one is like I'm not even reading this one,
Speaker 3: like I'll let you see it, but like I don't.
Speaker 3: I really, I don't even know if it's finished.
Speaker 5: Yeah, covered a wall and pie call that pie walla
Speaker 5: that mean.
Speaker 12: I think that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: That was miserable.
Speaker 1: This one is crazy, true.
Speaker 3: I didn't even want to read that one.
Speaker 1: Dude. That was damn that was crazy.
Speaker 5: Going from like the Maga Fashion Show to hearing that, Like,
Speaker 5: my brain feels like it just got like.
Speaker 3: Bro, it's like literally when you forget to take your
Speaker 3: pros X so you get brains at.
Speaker 7: Do you guys have iPhone pinkies?
Speaker 3: Yeah you do.
Speaker 1: They're not as bad, but yeah, look at this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yours are crazy.
Speaker 7: Actually it's really fucked up.
Speaker 3: For so long your thank you? Okay Drew the sye
Speaker 3: op corner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need a palate cleanser.
Speaker 3: How are you gonna play hashtag hard to get when
Speaker 3: you're hashtag hard to look at? Motherfuckers go to the
Speaker 3: mall and say these shoes are so fucking hard. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, and then leave with some anti a pretzels.
Speaker 3: I make bitches laugh to see if they're missing a tooth.
Speaker 3: Fuck up. If your house has bugs, you need to
Speaker 3: include that when I ask who's over there? I love
Speaker 3: like that's wait.
Speaker 5: All I can think about is when we were talking
Speaker 5: about being pregnant and how like I can't believe like
Speaker 5: on top of being pregnant being painful, like you can't
Speaker 5: smoke weed even And I was like, bruh if I
Speaker 5: ended up pregnant right now, that baby's coming out asking
Speaker 5: for a dizzy Like it's not asking for like a cram,
Speaker 5: like it's literally like it doesn't need anything, but like.
Speaker 3: A rips dab rips. Okay, can I get the chapel Rohnberger,
Speaker 3: but make sure it's hot to go.
Speaker 2: You're like gonna send me into like spiritual psychosis.
Speaker 3: Well you're notsing me, you're dissing Ava Pippins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was good. Good.
Speaker 3: They won't make flying cars because y'all tank stay on e.
Speaker 3: I can see all motherfuckers now falling out of this
Speaker 3: guy talking about I know my car. I know my car,
Speaker 3: like I got like ten more miles left. That's so funny,
Speaker 3: all right, that's all I got.
Speaker 5: Well, my media of the week is I started Nurse Jackie,
Speaker 5: so I.
Speaker 1: F guy he watched that.
Speaker 4: What have I done?
Speaker 3: That song played in my head when you were listening
Speaker 3: or when you were watching it.
Speaker 5: I was starting to crave watching it yesterday, but I
Speaker 5: wasn't home so I couldn't. And then for media, honestly,
Speaker 5: like I've been listening to the same like songs for weeks.
Speaker 5: Music brings me no joy, but I do like we
Speaker 5: can make it if we try. By the Soul, by
Speaker 5: the Silvers, and do I still figure in your life?
Speaker 1: Pete de lo in France.
Speaker 3: Blade's new album Cold Visions is pretty cool. There's like
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty billion songs. Did you know the
Speaker 3: speaker box? And is it the love below? Did you
Speaker 3: know that's the highest selling like hip hop rap album
Speaker 3: of all time?
Speaker 1: No, but that yes, that makes.
Speaker 3: Sense, thirteen million copies sold. And when Diamond it's like
Speaker 3: the highest sill. And I was listening to like Prototype
Speaker 3: and she sits in my lab, lives in my lab.
Speaker 3: I was watching this like documentary on Andre three thousand,
Speaker 3: and I didn't realize how fucking cool he was, Like
Speaker 3: I knew, like whoever made who was, Whoever's in Outcast
Speaker 3: is automatically cool. But like I didn't really like look
Speaker 3: into his life that much, bitch, Like he made I
Speaker 3: think eighty aliens or whatever aaliens aliens, Yeah, whatever the
Speaker 3: fuck are you saying. And then he literally like came
Speaker 3: back randomly one day to the studio and was like
Speaker 3: basically like a monk and was vegan and like all
Speaker 3: this shit and everybody's like, whoa, what happened to you?
Speaker 3: And he was like, oh, well, Like I just realized
Speaker 3: I was going down like a really dark path and
Speaker 3: like all these drugs and alcohol that I was doing
Speaker 3: was like ruining me, and I knew I wasn't gonna
Speaker 3: be able to show up here and in other places
Speaker 3: in my life, so I just cut it all out. Bitch.
Speaker 3: That self dedication and self preservation is so inspiring, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, bit, that's so cool, Like he's so fucking cool.
Speaker 3: And then I watched this documentary on Beyonce, which just
Speaker 3: was like I need to find out the name of
Speaker 3: this YouTube account, because they made a Beyonce documentary and
Speaker 3: a Quentin Tarantino documentary and like both of them were
Speaker 3: like genuine masterpieces, and I was like it. Basically all
Speaker 3: he does is he finds like clips of these people
Speaker 3: online or like fan clips or like interviews or like
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck, like clips of their movies, clips of
Speaker 3: their music videos, like all that shit, and then he
Speaker 3: like somehow molds them to like fit his narrative in
Speaker 3: his like script, in his story line, and it's like,
Speaker 3: fucking really impressive. Yeah, they're really good. Let me see
Speaker 3: if I can find them so I can shout them out,
Speaker 3: because like it really is genuinely so impressive. But the
Speaker 3: Beyonce one is good, and the Quentin Tarantino one is
Speaker 3: very informative and cool. And I didn't like know that
Speaker 3: Quentin Tarantino when he was first directing, was like I'm
Speaker 3: only going to make ten movies and he's basically done.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 2: Let me find this box Blow is so good.
Speaker 3: It's also I didn't realize it how long it was.
Speaker 3: I mean I knew how long it was.
Speaker 5: It's like half Big Boy and then half like Andre,
Speaker 5: Like it feels like it's like cut into two albums,
Speaker 5: and it feels like they made their two albums like together,
Speaker 5: but separately, so they.
Speaker 2: Each had their own thing.
Speaker 3: The other the guy's name is Dodd for d O
Speaker 3: D F O R D and it's the Cult of
Speaker 3: Beyonce and then the Quentin Tarantino one. And I'm sure
Speaker 3: his other ones are good too, but I was like,
Speaker 3: googled those gups. Don't look at mygs. Don't look at
Speaker 3: my fucking legs. Actually, I'm so curious what's on there
Speaker 3: this guy. I love his videos. The uniqueness of memes
Speaker 3: are very exaggerated. There's certainly a hallmark of the Internet
Speaker 3: and modern anthropology, but they don't have some distinct psychology.
Speaker 8: They're not their own language.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to dispel that exemplified idea of memes
Speaker 3: and demonstrate how there's simply a medium like any every
Speaker 3: form of language. And this means that they follow under
Speaker 3: all of the same characters. He's really esoteric and weird.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for watching, guys, Goodbye
Speaker 11: Three