WEBVTT - We met lady gaga 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:20.280 Everybody. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:25.079 I am like weirdly freezing. 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:30.000 Kill all pets. All pets must. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:32.040 Die, All animals must die. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.879 Animals have the rights to wear wigs. 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:37.360 Give animals wigs, give. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.640 Animals more die, Give animals more piercings. 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:44.760 Give animals the ability to order a collar necklace off. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:49.080 Sheanne put more litter boxes in schools for animals who 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:58.600 also go to school. Okay, so basically the lore behind 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:04.240 this poster is, we did this show for urban outfitters 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:10.399 in Tucson, Arizona, which was so funny, Like. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.920 Y'all, we don't have a single episode where you need 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:14.400 to be doing. 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:18.080 We don't keep it up next time you see me out, 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:19.760 like run up on me like that. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:24.760 Because the thing that I think thought the Colonosco meet up, 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:26.840 Like I think that's what I am at. 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:27.960 Did you see it? Kui? 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:29.760 Wait? 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:31.639 Is it when like you guys were leaving the store? 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:34.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're getting You don't have a single 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:35.319 episode where. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.880 Y'all need to get I saw, but like Josiah's walking 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.440 out and he's like petrified walking through the crowd. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:43.000 It was giving Shane Dawston. 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:46.399 They were giving like zombie like literally like call of 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:47.440 duty zombies. 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:50.440 I hate every fucking second of that show. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:54.000 It was so funny, Like I'm I'm not like actually 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:56.120 making fun of it, but it is funny because it's us, 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.000 So I can't help but be like girl, like you 0:01:58.040 --> 0:01:59.880 would have thought Lady Gaga was in there. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.280 Literally like the windows. 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:04.080 Were all glass and every time he came down the stairs, 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.240 so we started hitting the windows and from the inside 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.240 it literally sounded like they were going to break in. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:14.720 It was like and like people slamming their phones against itself. 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:14.919 Was like. 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.760 Also, someone had me sign their copy of Infinite Jest, 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:24.520 which really but the lore behind this poster. As we 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:26.880 were in the car and people started like circling the 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:29.440 car and they just had it outside the car and 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:33.520 like someone like was like shoving it in the window, 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:36.040 and I was like, oh, can you grab that to 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:38.680 my manager and he was like sure, and like I 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.079 think they wanted it signed, but I thought they were 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:44.560 giving it to me, so I just stole it from them. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:49.240 And then we proceeded to protest every airport we walked 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:50.959 in with it like holding it up with it. 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.320 We kept holding it up and be like give dogs 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:55.680 wigs dye your dogs like. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:59.080 And people were like random ship terrified of us. I 0:02:59.080 --> 0:02:59.880 have videos also. 0:02:59.919 --> 0:03:02.240 We just kept going up to people and like pointing 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:03.760 at it and they would just go like. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.840 And like just pointing at it. And like Josie and 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:08.520 Drew would like. 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:09.880 Go up to cars when we were waiting for our 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:11.679 uber at the airport, would go up to cars. 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:26.639 And go in there window be like, let the dog, 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:36.280 let the animals turn drag, Let the animals be great. 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:43.160 Let animals have wigs. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:49.839 Wait. So that's like, yeah, was it an actual protest thing? 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:50.400 No? 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.600 No, No, A fan made it and we we were 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:55.920 like carrying it around feels like going to like a protest, 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:59.119 like having your sign, and you're like people probably think 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.640 we're like trying to make us statement with this huge. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:02.840 Sign just holding it around. 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:06.520 So Druid Josie just started being like you give dogs wigs, 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:07.680 like yelling. 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:12.240 Give dogs more piercings, Like dogs deserve piercings. They have 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:17.400 the right to wear piercings and wig they do like 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:18.080 that with us. 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:21.320 Doing that in Arizona, like literally, I know they saw 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.400 us and they were like I've never seen a liberal 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:26.360 like that in person, Like but it was just. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.520 Like shouting that in Tucson Airport. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:31.400 Also, it's so funny because the thought bubble and it 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:34.159 just as I hate bisexuals over and over and over again. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:36.320 And at one point we were on like the transit 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:39.039 bus at the airport and Josie had it open and 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:40.680 like this lady was looking at it was like. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:44.440 And like she was the first person to read it. 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:46.560 And Josie got so embarrassed just like folded it and 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.560 put it away and like started looking away from her, 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:53.279 but she was just staring at Josie like huh, which 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.440 would be so like odd. I guess if nobody like 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:58.560 uses their iphon the wad like like the dog like 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:00.600 that with a thought bubble, that just as I hate 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.160 bisexuals like fifty times, like it. 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:06.080 Seems like the most as someone in their mid fifties, 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.320 that would be the scariest thing I've ever seen in 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.159 my life where it's like air oh wait, are we 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:10.800 switching up? 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:12.680 I just realized us doing that at the airport. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:16.839 Like I would be fucking terrified if somebody like was 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:18.120 going around the airport. 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:18.280 Acting like that. 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:20.560 I'd be like, I literally pray they're not all my flight, Like, 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.560 please don't get all my fucking plane. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:24.640 Yeah, that was my carry on on the flight. But 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:26.160 I do plan on sending. 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:29.800 It back because but I stole its so much joy, Seriously, 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:31.359 do you need it back? But like if it's bringing 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.400 us this much joy, I genuine was like damn me, 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:34.719 and you were talking about it, I was like, I 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.239 know this is someone's friend group's like favor. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:40.120 I found all the pictures that I'm gonna put on 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:47.240 posters next then they the protest around LA. These pictures 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:51.599 are like there's like a level of iron just like 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.960 there's a level of irony to them that even I 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:57.160 can't comprehend that I'm laughing at. Like it's not even 0:05:57.200 --> 0:06:01.120 like they're inherently funny, they're actually fucking stupid. But like 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:10.080 there's now the shutterstock dot com at the bottom kills. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:13.880 Me bro Ki for like pet Co or pet smart 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:15.720 for like Halloween or something. 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:21.839 But yeah, yeah, Tucson, Arizona was Gorgiana Grande. We went 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:25.599 for like a movie. Yeah, we went for like literally 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:29.160 thirty six hours and we stayed at like the nicest 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:32.240 hotel I've ever been at my entire life that had 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.320 like a two hundred and forty foot water slide, like 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:38.880 three pools, like three golf courses, Like we didn't get 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.920 to use really any of the amenities because we were 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:45.600 there so shortly. But the second oh we went, we 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.679 were the only people there because it was a bunch 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.120 of like people in there, like middle aged people that 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:52.560 like their bones would probably turn to powder if they 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:54.800 went down the fucking water slide. Like it was like 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:56.320 it was one of those sides see. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:57.799 Their bathing suits come out. 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:01.159 There, Yeah, like they get like snapped by a than 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:05.479 nose in the middle. But it was giving like us 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.200 just going down it the entire time. And I also 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:11.960 so I have a wound on my arm right well, 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:15.400 I rode the water slide once. Also I wrote it illegally. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.320 There was no attendant and I hopped the fence to 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:17.640 go down. 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:19.120 Yeah, and then when we went back up, we were 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:20.080 like we should just go up. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.440 A woman magically appeared, so I think they had like 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:24.880 a camera or something and they saw Drew just like 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.920 shoot down without anybody around. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.120 But I have I am injured on my shoulder. 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.680 Oh yeah, he got tossed around so much he spread 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:34.240 his shoulder. 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:37.720 I'm suing this city for real, Like I'm suing twoson Arizona, 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:38.360 Like I. 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:41.000 Am not getting the joy being at that pool made. 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.960 It was so funny because the night before we went 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.440 to the pool and like Josie drew ot in and 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.480 it was like such a nice pool and we were like, damn, 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.720 no one is at this fucking resort. But it's literally 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:52.840 because it was like only fifty plus year olds and 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.880 they were all asleep by seven pm, so no one 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:56.320 was around. And when we got there in the morning, 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:58.200 the pool was packed and we were like, fuck, this sucks. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:07:59.520 And then we went to the pool that had the 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:02.600 water slide and we were like, oh, this one was 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:05.760 made for kids, and nobody is here because we're supposed 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:07.760 to be at the other one. We were having the 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:11.280 time of our fucking life. It was so fucking fun 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:12.120 I played. 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:14.200 Dead several times and yes pictures. 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.760 The water, like, oh my god, I just need a 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:20.200 water slide. And then Josie was like, yeah, you guys 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:23.920 should like just get your money up so you could 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.160 have a house with a water side in the back. 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:27.320 And I was like, I actually. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:28.760 Don't know how much money it would take for you 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:31.120 to be able to sustain that, Like in my head, 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.480 you have to be like a gazillionaire to have a 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.320 water slide in your backyard. But also there would be 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.599 something so humiliating about having a water slide in your backyard. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:41.320 But I guess then it's I would be living my 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:42.280 beauty and the beast. 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:43.560 Uh. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:47.000 Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, Yeah, fantasy. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:51.920 All right, guys, let's take a moment to deal decalcify 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:56.120 our pineal glands so we can open up our conscious 0:08:56.160 --> 0:09:00.199 to higher frequencies and higher powers. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:07.560 What your penial gland pineal gland? Like your penis No, no, No, 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:10.000 It's in the middle of your head. It's like the 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:13.439 most important gland in your body. And it's all calcified. 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:18.480 From pesticides, mercury, fluoride which is in toothpaste and water, sugar, caffeine, alcohol, 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:19.719 and tobacco, which. 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:22.000 I have all of that, like. 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:26.480 All day long. You need to be getting enough sun. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.320 Would you eat the calcified crust off of my pineal gland? 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:31.840 Yes? I would save you. 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:33.840 Mmmm. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.200 That is so loud today. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:40.640 No, it's always loud. Our fridge is the loudest thing ever. 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:42.480 When I'm sitting in the living room, sometimes it feels 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:44.680 so eerie at like one am, and I just feel 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.520 like like it feels like my brain is being zapped 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:49.000 and I'm about to be fucking abducted. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:53.199 Oh fuck, we didn't troll our neighbors. Did you talk 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:53.520 about that? 0:09:53.559 --> 0:10:00.840 In the last episode, we have new neighbors and we 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:04.040 had like weird beef with them, not really beef, but 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:06.960 like our landlord was just being annoying and was trying 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:09.360 to give up my parking spot to the new neighbors. 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:11.120 And I was like, I've been here for a long time, 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:13.920 Like that is my fucking spot. Also, the parking lot 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:17.760 in our area sucks balls. It's so hard to navigate. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:19.880 Yeah, and I have a bigger car than the neighbor. 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.880 So I was like, bro, what like this is my spot, bitch, 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.240 I've been here for like six years. 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:24.760 Give me my. 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:28.800 Yeah, like we're put some respect on my name, Like 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:30.920 I've given you a lot of money to fucking stay 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:31.360 living in. 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:32.520 This scary ass apartment. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:37.120 So I was like starting basically beef because of our landlord, 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:39.040 because she kept trying to pawn off my spot, and 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.599 like one time the neighbor went and took my spot 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:43.839 and I was like, oh, hell no, this bitch is 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.640 gonna learn because I'm fucking unemployed and I'm here all 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:48.560 the fucking time, So you leave for work tomorrow and 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:50.199 I'm moving my car right the fuck back. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:51.680 And that's what I did, And I didn't leave the 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:55.920 house for like three days park my territory. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:59.560 But then, like we all of our new neighbors are 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.440 all very social people, and like, this is the first 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:05.440 time ever I've heard so many people just like in 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.240 the building and I went. 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:10.120 To it was giving like real party vibes. Okay, it was. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:13.600 It was literally the party they threw was the most 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:17.560 spooker vibe ever, Like just based off of the sounds, 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:20.679 it literally felt like a fake party was being thrown 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:23.600 in a movie, Like I can't describe it. Like the 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:26.520 only song we could understand and knew and heard was 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.560 a b babadoob song b babadoo be b baba dooo be. 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.680 But that was the only like song that was like 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:33.880 a real song that played. 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:36.920 Everything else was it literally sounded like the back It 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:39.120 was like of like a Girl's episode when they go 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:40.160 to the party and it's just. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:44.000 Like it was like it's literally. 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:44.000 Like that. 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.680 Like literally sounded like a fake party. 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.080 But that one we forgot to troll because I really 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:54.079 wanted to do what we did last time, but like 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.280 a week ago, our neighbors were on the front porch. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:07.480 Ey eh. 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.920 Our neighbors were on the front porch having like a 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.520 really loud conversation. And when I went into my room, 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.760 I was like, Hi, about to go to bed, and 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.040 I heard it, and I am so fucking nosy that 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:20.240 I propped open the balcony door and I just stuck 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.040 my head through it and I stood there for fifteen 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:25.280 minutes straight listening to them, and I was like, oh 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:27.480 my god, this conversation is just starting, and it's like 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:30.040 two am, and they're gonna keep sitting here talking. So 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:33.560 then I dragged Josh and drew into my room and 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.560 all my speaker in my room, I started playing the 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:40.360 caveman like bar. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.600 We played it so fucking loud, and like at first 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:52.800 they like kind of ignored it. They were like, oh, like, 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:55.600 we didn't hear that. Then the second time we played it, 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:57.960 they were like the dude was like, did you did 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:00.199 you hear that? And she was like, oh, no, I 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:01.920 didn't hear that. It's just a car passing by. It's 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.000 like a scooter or something. And then we played it 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.760 like six more times and by the end, they were like, oh, 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:08.040 they were like we got to go, Like this is 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.800 actually like I'm not fucking with but it's actually so stey. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.400 And then they're like, it keeps getting louder. It's like 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:15.040 getting louder, it's getting closer. What is that like that person? 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:18.000 Like they were freaking out. But then I pushed it 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:19.800 too far and I started playing. 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:24.160 I played like gay sex sounds, gay sex sounds, and 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:25.319 then they were like what is it? 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:26.200 Oh? 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.320 And like I feel like they started to notice that 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:30.680 we were just trolling. And then I started to play 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.199 like explosion sounds and like police. 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:35.120 Sirens and guns and gun. 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:38.160 And then they just started to ignore us. 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:41.599 And honestly, it was really sad, like it felt like 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:43.600 a little kid trying to get a parent's attention and 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:45.440 then they're just like kind of over it, Like you 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.760 got the attention you were looking for and you want 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.400 more and your parents just like bro like, but. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:51.960 It did work. They went inside. 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:53.120 Yeah, they did go. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.680 So if you ever got noisy neighbors, just play the 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.920 caveman screams and gay porn sounds and they'll just go inside. 0:13:59.000 --> 0:13:59.800 They'll just leave. 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:05.960 But yeah, last night I watched Nightmare before Christmas and 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:06.680 it was awesome. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:12.240 Yeah, that movie sucks, dick boring as fun, art styles terrible. 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:21.680 But you're gay, Okay, I'm gonna tell your parents. 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:23.840 I'm not gay. I'm going to do your parents know 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:25.040 you're gay? 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:26.120 That a thing? 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:30.840 Do your parents know you're gay? I'm not yes or no, 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.640 I'm not yes or no? Do your parents know you're gay? 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:39.160 One time I told my mom and she went, I 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:40.560 literally told my mom about a girl. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:45.920 I like, god, literally just like, not you too. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:49.280 Yeah, She's like yeah, she's like seriously. 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:52.400 Like and then I just never spoke to her about 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:55.120 it again because she's weird as fun. 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:58.120 But she's filled the action. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:01.480 She's lucky. Ate me up and she fixed me. 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:06.480 But do your parents know you're gay? 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:15.920 It's a yes or no, yes or no, no, No, 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:16.920 it's okay. 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.280 You can come out one day, you can come out 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:20.080 one day. It's okay. 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:22.640 So I've never figured out how to get past that question. 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:25.600 That is such a hard question to figure out. 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:28.080 Do your parents ask you that? Or you're saying you 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:29.320 can't figure it out for yourself? 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:33.760 No, that was like like this was something about a clown, 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:37.400 Like a clown was like gay or something. 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:43.920 What No, that was like those those like riddles in 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:48.400 seventh grade. That was it was like, oh, did you 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:50.920 know if your hand is bigger than your face, you're gay? 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:52.400 And then you would like hold it up and they 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:53.760 would like smack you in the face. 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:56.000 Yeah, or like how do you look at your nails? 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:56.800 Yeah? 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.120 I think I'm gonna be a Disney adult for the 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:01.200 rest of the year. That's kind of my lide. Like 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.480 I've been seeing the videos of people at Disney and 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:06.360 it's fall coated. But also, I just had this revelation 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:09.840 last night at Rain's house because like she had the 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:12.360 fireplace on. She gave me a bunch of treats. Rain 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:13.760 treats me like, wait. 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:16.480 No, we need to go back to the There was 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:19.120 something I needed to bring up talking about Doc Martins 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:24.080 and shit, you're gay. No, No, I lost it. I 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:26.280 lost it. Hold on, let me think about it for 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:26.920 a second. 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:31.280 Well, yeah, being at her house, you say, with the fireplace, 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:33.760 watching night before Christmas before I went to bed, I 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:34.160 was like. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:35.760 Y'all really watch that terrible movie. 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:39.960 Huh, dude, what is your beef with that movie? 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.040 It was, Oh, if it was called me by your name, 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:43.560 you'd be so happy. 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.320 Why call me by your name because it's gay. 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:49.000 That movie's not gay. 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:52.080 Yeah, No, that was like the straightest movie ever. 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:53.560 Like, how is that movie? 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:55.160 I guess it has a straight ending. It has a 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:55.840 happy ending. 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:57.760 Actually that movie has. 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:01.360 Like oh the I think of that movie is so sad. 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:02.440 It's actually very happy. 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:05.720 Yeah, because Oscar Isaac makes me want to have sex 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:06.400 with him. 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:07.719 Oscar Isaac. 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:10.880 Whoever the fuck his dad is? I forget the. 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:11.760 Guy who plays his dad. 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:13.960 Yeah, it's not Oscar Isaac, but it's like, is Oscar 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:16.480 Isaac doppelganger? I want his father at the end of that. 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:19.119 No, he's not like Oscar Isaacy, but he is very sexy. 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:22.800 You know, this shows the Boomafoo. Yeah that was my 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:23.760 sexual awakening. 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:28.320 The Boomafoo is your sexual awakening, not the little Lemur? Okay, 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:29.960 well what else are we supposed to think? 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:33.080 The two dudes, I don't remember any of the humans, 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:34.399 and I just remember the Lemur. 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:36.560 All I can think about is the fact that there's 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:38.400 I thought that that was only a lemur. 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:52.159 The two guys look, oh, I'm a very. 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:55.840 What the fuck is this? Was it real or with 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:56.520 a puppet? 0:17:57.359 --> 0:17:58.040 A puppet? 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:01.520 I have a puppet but no, they have like bouncing around. 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.960 And yeah, but he talks like I think like maybe 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:05.560 they had a real Lemur at one point, but no, 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:06.320 that's a puppet. 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:08.280 He would like fucking move around and talk. 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:12.359 Are you sure did he talk? They had to have 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:13.640 had a real one too. 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:16.879 Well, you're asking me if this is a puppet. This 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:19.720 like clearly puppet in this photo. 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:22.000 I know you're making me freak out because I'm not 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:22.480 looking at you. 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:24.919 I'm saying what I'm saying. They had a puppet, but 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:25.680 they also had. 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:28.640 A real had like salk footage of a Lemur jumping around. 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:29.080 Yeah. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:30.840 Do you all remember that big fucking tree. I wanted 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:32.280 to go inside of it so bad. 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:35.400 Yeah, there's a big tree and night there before Christmas 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:35.840 too that you. 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:36.480 Can go outside. 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:37.200 Yeah that bust. 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:41.480 Well that's my vibe with Sexy back by Justin Timber, 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:43.280 Like I can't hear that song. 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:47.640 I can't. I can't see red lights if I walk 0:18:47.720 --> 0:18:51.600 into a room and it's red, it's stunned. You're like, yeah, 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:53.679 I get it immediately teleported. 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:56.000