WEBVTT - | Ep 73 | In Your Face! 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:04.360 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:16.960 Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome to another episode 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:20.279 of Reasonably Shady. I am Giselle Bryant, which I was 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.120 up this Robin Dixon, thank you for being here, y'all. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:26.320 Was that was up? You know? I like this time 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:29.520 of year? Really yeah. It's like cold. You get in 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:32.960 your house, you drink some hot chocolate, you put some 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:37.320 licking in it. You would like this time of year? No, okay, okay, 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:40.320 let me back up. I am a sunny time girl, 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.360 like I like the sun in the summer and all that. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:44.800 But like this time of year, like around the holidays, 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:47.480 the Christmas music is playing, Like don't you feel like nostalgia? 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:52.960 I mean I do like certain parts of it. Yes, 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:56.800 the Christmas music. Yeah, I haven't put my decorations up yet, 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:59.160 but actually probably by the time y'all hear this, they 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:03.080 probably will be up Christmas music. And but I'm sorry, 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:07.200 the cold, the dark like that just takes over. That 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:11.679 just ruins it all. Okay, very true, very true. The warm. 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:15.640 But I do like making like warm meals, you know, 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:18.360 like I made of a white chicken chili and then 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:22.039 just act chili and like yeah, like soups and stuff 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:24.920 like I love that, but this time of year, I 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:27.560 don't know. But then, okay, I feel like we take 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.199 it for granted because if you know, we live here 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:33.280 and it gets dark and cold, maybe I should appreciate 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:36.280 it more because like if you you know, look at 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.440 people who live in Florida, like they don't get like 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:41.520 they're like, it is Christmas, feel like Christmas? Probably not, 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:43.440 you know what I mean? Well, depends on how big 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:50.200 the presents are, right, yes, indeed, But any way, what 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:53.080 is your reasonably shading moment? Can I get mine? Now 0:01:53.080 --> 0:02:00.800 that it's the holidays? Okay, so you know what the 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:05.320 holidays um a lot of charities reach out for like 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:08.840 to donate money. It's not the holidays because it's the 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:10.480 end of the year. End of the year people are 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.720 making to make their end of the year donation. Yes, yes, 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:15.040 and people need to give into the year money so 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:18.000 that it could go against the taxes text right off. Okay, 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:22.040 so it's kind of like the police department, fire department, churches, 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:27.440 food banks, all of that. So for whatever reason, and 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:29.799 I thought we were having a good relationship that's called 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:33.120 me and Jamal, he has given everybody my phone number. 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:38.040 So I get text messages and it's like, Hi, Jamal Bryant, 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:41.920 please don't forget to give blah blah blah blah blah bhoa. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.080 So I screenshot it. I sent it to him and 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:49.200 I screamed stop. But like, you're so shady for that, 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:51.040 Like why are you giving these people my not right? 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:54.400 How is that happening? Because he's something, he's out somewhere 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.320 and he doesn't want to deal or be bothered ever again. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:59.359 And he knows my number by heart, but the only 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.760 number he knows my heart outside of his, and he 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.160 gives them my number. Oh my god, why don't he 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:07.040 just give a mess up one of the numbers? Why 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:08.920 don't he give a number? I don't know, but he 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:10.960 like gives them my number and it drives me crazy. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:14.680 So like I the other day, one came through and 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.440 I called him. He was actually out of the country. 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:19.079 I called him FaceTime and I'm like, Jamal, stop giving 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:21.560 people my number. He's like, I didn't do that, and 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:26.160 he busted out laughing. What you're gonna laugh and tell 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:31.160 on yourself? You're so shady. Stop it. That's funny, that's hilarious. Now, 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:34.079 that you mentioned the whole like everyone asking for money. 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.480 That made me think of, um, a phone call I 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:38.680 got the other day, so I was like, you know, 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:41.520 waiting on the delivery or something, so like the phone 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:43.360 rang I didn't recognize the number and I answered it 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:46.160 usually I won't answer it, and it was like, Hi, 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:48.120 this is the I don't think it was like the 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:49.960 Fraternal Order of Police or something. I don't know. It 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:52.240 was like a police department. Hi, this is the police department. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.160 We're raising money for blah blah blah blah blah blah 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:56.320 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Will you donate 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.720 this year? And then it was like you should said 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:02.080 the blood. Don't nate last year. Well wait, so I'm 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:05.880 like so then I say, is this a human or 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:11.640 is this a robot? And he goes, this is you 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:16.320 were speaking to a live human and and I was like, 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.159 I think this is a robot. This is not a human. 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.520 What difference does it make, Robert, Because it was one 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:28.080 of those robot calls. It's literally like they they you know, 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.920 they call you and it's it's literally a recorded call, 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.960 and based on your responses, then that's what their responses. 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.479 So if I was like, oh, yes, I'd love to donate, 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.560 and they'll be like, okay, well blah blah blah, you 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.440 know what I mean. So I was just like, literally 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:43.800 but it was like, I don't want to talk to 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:47.240 a robot, Okay, you want to talk to a real person. Yeah, 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.080 It's just that just annoyed me. And then he literally 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:56.720 the robot literally fake coughed and said, no, you were 0:04:56.720 --> 0:05:00.160 talking to a live human like, no, I'm not, I'm 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.080 talking to a recording. So is that a shady moment? No, 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:05.600 I just thought of that when you were just talking, 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.680 because that is shady. That is very shady. But they're 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:11.120 pretending to be people. Yes, But it's if you just 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.560 like Paul, if someone calls, if you get one of 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:16.600 those you know, I don't know, solicitors asking for money 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:20.960 and you pause and then you don't say anything, then 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:22.880 just know, like in a couple of seconds, they'll be like, 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:26.520 so can we account on your your donation? And it's 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:37.120 like do they sound like that rob? They do away. Okay, 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:42.320 So my my shade moment is gross. Okay, So Corey 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:46.479 had this big old pimple on his nose. Oh god, Okay, 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.640 it's so big and he couldn't take anymore. He's like, 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:50.840 can you pop my pimple? I'm like, okay, oh god, 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:53.520 this is gross. Gross. So I have this little like 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.920 metal tool like to pop pimples. You know, it has 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:59.720 like the little hole. It's like a little small then 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.640 metal tool and it's like, you know, a hole in it. 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:04.719 So you like put it on the pimple and you 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:08.120 push it down and and you get the pimple out. Okay. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:10.839 So I'm like, okay, I got this tool. So I 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:12.600 put it on his nose and I pushed it down. 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:19.000 That damn pimple squirted on my mouth. Oh my god, 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.200 oh god, I'll discussed it. I'm on the floor. I'm 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:26.760 not on the floor. That thing just like so on 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:30.520 my face and my shirt and I was like, oh, Corey, 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:37.159 just it was cracking up. I'm like it was okay, 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:40.679 this that was not a shady moment. That's a disgusting moment. Okay, 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:47.680 we've passed shady. We're at disgusting. It was and now 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:51.960 it was on your face. It's so gross. Oh so okay, 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:54.120 that's discussed that. I didn't tell you that's the time. 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.760 I yeah, I told you about like my brother, I 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.039 wanted to see what the part looked like. So you 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.640 lit it onf I no, I told you this, then 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.279 I'll tell you all this before. It just reminds me 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:08.640 do anything. Well, I didn't talk about this on the podcast, 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.680 You're gonna talk about it now because now we want 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:12.880 to know what a heart looks like. So when that happened, 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:16.240 it reminded me of that because when we were younger, 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.920 you know, I was like we my brother and I 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:23.280 were wondering what a fart looked like. Really, well, who's 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.760 wondering this? Because a fart is gas, so it looks 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:31.760 like nothing. Well, we needed to prove it, so I came, okay, 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.440 I didn't share this. So literally, the next time he 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:35.960 had to fart, he's like, okay, I gotta fart. I'm 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.840 gonna put my pants down and I'm gonna fart, okay, 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.360 and you look. So he pulled his pants down, he 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:50.240 farted in some fart to squired it out. What's my face? 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:56.760 Oh my god, this episode is going to be really 0:07:56.760 --> 0:08:00.240 short and I'm going to leave because I'm discussed? Did 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.840 I am utterly just I was discussing when she said 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.760 he pulled his pants down, like that's where you lost me, 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:10.679 and then you tell me fart juice came out. I'm done. 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.360 So that's what I fart looks like. No, it wasn't 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:16.600 a shart, it was clear fart. I don't even know 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:21.480 what fart juice is. For the record, Okay, Oh my gosh, 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:25.040 I guess this is my first time sharing though. Yes, 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:28.280 and don't ever share that and tell no one when 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:32.880 I tell you, tell no one. Oops. M Okay, we're 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:35.440 gonna move on, I because we have to move on 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.080 because that was just absurd. I'm sorry, y'all. All right? 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:41.680 So I read this the other day, Nina Parker. We 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:45.720 love Nina Parker. Is she still on? Um E didn't 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:49.000 make some changes to the show. I don't know if 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.800 she's still, but we love Nina Parker. She I've done 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:54.319 a couple of things with her, and she has done 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.320 some reunions. What were uns did she used to do? 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:59.640 Maybe loving hip hop like basketballives or something Basketball wives? 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:04.120 That was it? Okay? Okay? So she posted this mean 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:08.680 and it says, my mama has had my birth certificate 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:12.960 my entire life for safekeeping. Last year I finally told 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:17.040 her I wanted to hold onto it. I'm responsible and grown. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:25.720 Y'all know I lost it already, huh okay, And it 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.319 made me think, like, I think my mother might have 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:33.360 my person I've grown, why would she still have it? 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:35.720 And I and then I started thinking about my kids. 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:38.440 I'm never giving them their birth what would they They're 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.280 gonna lose it, right, they're going to lose it, of course. Yes, 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.400 that is hilarious, I know. And then in it it 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:49.360 for whatever reason, mothers want to hold on to it 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:52.839 for safekeeping because we know our children are not responsible. Yeah, 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.199 I have mine in a safe all of our and 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:58.120 a's safe. Clearly, I know I have my kids, but 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.960 I can't in my have no idea where I know 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:02.800 that I've had it. At some point, you need to 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:06.000 get and all that type of stuff. Yeah, to get married, 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:09.119 passport all that by the way, like if you get divorced, 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.360 it doesn't matter, like you still have to show that 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:16.160 you got married in order to renew your passport. Uh. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:20.800 It's very weird. It's it's it's something anyway, So yes, 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.840 I get it, Nina Parker. And if you lost it, 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:28.640 you're wrong. That's funny, absolute hilarious. And the Social Security card, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.800 that's important too. And now you have to So you 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:33.720 used to not have to change both when you got married, 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.320 you only had to change your driver's license, but now 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.280 you have to change your Social Security I did. I 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:40.880 got away with it for a long time. I got 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:43.640 married a long time ago. Yes, no, I had to 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:46.040 change mine. I remember going to Social Security and doing it. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:55.559 Yeah yeah, okay. So because it's the holidays, Robin, I'm 0:10:55.600 --> 0:11:00.120 excited about Christmas presents you are, yes, okay, So I 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:03.120 think I saw this thing on Um. I'm gonna tell 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.000 my kids. Hopefully they'll get it from me because they 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:09.960 have jobs now. An ice cream maker, that's what you want, 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.240 I think so, because then I wouldn't be making necessarily 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.400 ice cream all the time. But I've been making concoctions. 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.560 What kind of concoctions, and the ice cream maker like 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:24.120 banana something apple, something like apple ice cream, banana ice cream, 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:27.400 So that's ice cream, okay, or just a concoction. You know. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:29.200 I'm gonna put some liqut in it, like it's I 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.520 just I want to be okay. And we already talked 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:33.000 about the ice cream with the liquor in it. That's 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:35.560 in New York okay, So I want to be able 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.120 to make did you talk We didn't talk about it 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.480 on the podcast tell people about it? I thought we 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:45.000 did so, Okay. So when I was in when we 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:47.040 were in New York for Bravo con so, I don't know. 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:50.800 Somehow we started talking about there's a there's a place 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:54.640 right near where we stayed in packing district, me packing 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.280 and they it's like an ice cream liquor store, like 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.880 ice liquor and the ice We did talk about it. Yeah, 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.120 and I go there and every time I go there, 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:03.800 every time I go to the dance board. Oh, I 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.760 shouldn't say that every time I go to that hotel. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:10.839 So anyway, Um, yes, I think I want an ice 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:14.920 cream maker from because I want to make concoctions. Really, okay, 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:18.240 I mean where did you Is there specific one that 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:21.280 you've seen? I saw it on a commercial now, I 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.079 don't know if it's like a Ninja. I don't know 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:25.440 the brand. Yeah, I'm gonna tell my kids to figure 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:28.600 it out, all right. Yes, I like that. Um, I 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:32.840 haven't figured out quite what I want for my gift. 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:36.240 But you have everything, Robin, do you? I know? But 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:39.679 I don't have an ice cream maker now do you 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.640 have a bread maker? No? Okay, so my sister has 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:46.080 one and she makes bread. Really, she hasn't made any 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:47.920 for me. She wanted to bring some over for Thanksgiving 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.320 and I was like absolutely not really, see, I just 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:52.439 I don't see myself taking the time to do that 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:54.800 to make bread. Well, apparently you just put the ingredients 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:57.240 in and you walk away. But why why don't just 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.960 buy it? Right? Just buy the damn See. With the 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:04.079 ice cream maker, it's you get to customize your right. 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.520 You can put your flavors in it. Yes, yeah, I 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:08.600 think that that's specially. They're not gonna have ice cream parties. 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:11.640 You're not doing that. Have I gone too far? Yeah? 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:14.280 I take it too far. Season eight Real Housewives, we're 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:16.760 going to start off with that ice cream party. Everybody 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:20.080 lick it up. Ash is gonna be like, let's just 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:24.200 use shots, right, Yes, because the combination of the sugar 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:27.600 and the liquor we will be bad news. Yes, yes, 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.280 very dry. Speaking of the holidays, though, I do want 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:33.400 to put out this ps A for you all. I'm 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.000 meant to tell you all this a long time ago. 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:39.200 The post office State's post Office is telling people to 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:43.560 avoid using the blue post office boxes to send your 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.400 cards with money in it. Yeah, okay, so explain that 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:50.120 because that doesn't make any sense because people will not 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:52.559 even just cars, but like checks, even your even when 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:54.880 you pay your bills, just when you're when you're mailing 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.720 anything money related, do not put it in the blue 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:03.679 post office boxes because the ease scammers the blue mailbox. Yeah, 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:08.959 not the post office box. Mailbox, right, blue mailbox. Okay, 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.760 but when you say post office, I'm thinking you're at 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:15.400 the sexual facility, know, like the blue boxes that are 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:18.840 around town, that are around town on the corners, on 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:21.520 the corners, you drive past them, you open the little 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:23.640 door and you put the things your your envelopes, and 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.720 don't put anything money related in there because scammers are 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:33.400 fishing stuff out and literally like rewriting your checks. You 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:37.320 know that's insane, stealing your money, stealing your stuff. Yes, okay, 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.760 but how are they even getting it? Because any mailbox 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.160 I've used, when you pull the little door down, you 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:45.360 can already pull it down like, yeah, I don't know 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:48.400 somehow they're digging in there, like when the post office 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:51.280 is telling you don't use our stuff like that? Serious? 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:55.160 Was this on the news? Oh wow? Okay it's definitely 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:58.240 like an alert, like the post office is telling people 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:03.520 not to use don't blue boxes. The mail only gets 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:05.520 picked up here one time a day at ten am. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:08.760 That means for twenty four hours the mail that goes 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.840 in here will sit. That's exactly what the Postal services 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:15.840 warning us about. Because all your juicy information, money, gift cards, 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:19.280 checks for bills, all of that goes through the Postal service, 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.320 goes in your mail, and you do not want that 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:24.040 sitting in one of these boxes around town overnight or 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:29.280 over a long weekends. So they're saying to directly go 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:33.080 in into the post office and hand your mail to 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:36.480 the people. To the people, well, there's there's slots in 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:40.560 post office or yeah, yeah, or use those slots or whatever. 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:43.520 But but if you have important mail with money or 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:47.160 checks or anything handed to your mailman or hand or 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.320 go into the post office and hand to that. But 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.480 don't use this as an excuse to say that you 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:55.240 sent people money. Okay, don't do that. I did do that, 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:59.560 so I think I did that like last year with 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:01.720 the like a couple of years of the pandemic, I 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:03.640 was like, oh, I sent the gift, did you get it? 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:11.360 And then you you were lying, Robin. I was joking. What, Robin, 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.760 You were lying to your friends telling them that you 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:18.560 sent them something, knowing damn well you didn't. Oh I 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:20.880 have to I have to reevaluate our friendship because if 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.840 you get that to me, I'm gonna be mad. I'm 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:24.920 telling you that right now. It was one of those 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:27.160 things where I was like, oh shit, I forgot this, 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:28.960 and so was so a kid and they said they did, 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:31.920 and they're probably like looking for the Robin dixone gift 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:40.400 that Robin never sent because she's a liar. Oh my god. Joke. Yeah, 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.280 but yeah, don't use the post office situation as an 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:46.160 excuse because that oh I sent you a hundred dollars 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:50.520 when you know you didn't. Oh my god. That's like this, 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:53.160 that's like the convenient life of like when you have 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.480 kids and people are like, oh, can you come do this? 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:59.480 Oh no, I gotta take the kids somewhere right right. Yeah. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:02.560 So now it's the new Like so I was talking 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:06.000 to um got lost in. I was talking to Eric Fuller, 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:09.840 who was our producer for Potomac. He said he uses 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.480 his dog as an excuse all the time. Oh, I 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:14.400 gotta get back home because I gotta take my dog out. 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:16.639 He said that he came to the live show, yes, 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:19.000 and he said he had to get home to get 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:21.520 to the dog. Right, So I said, is that real 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.439 or is that just an excuse? He said, no, no, no, no, 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.879 it's real this time, but normally he uses it as 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:31.200 a lie. Right, some people just be making using using 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:34.000 things to make up excuses. It's just, you know, because 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:36.480 you just don't want to hurt people's feelings, hurt my feelings. 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:40.000 Just tell me the truth, okay, okay, anyway, speaking of 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:44.000 not hurting feelings. Okay, So Blair Underwood was married. You 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:47.040 know Blair Underwood is he was an actor that fun me. 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:51.120 I never thought he was. Okay, but he's been around 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:55.480 acting forever. Um was married to his wife like twenty 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:58.320 something years, and then they get divorced, and now he's 0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:02.880 marrying a man that's been in his life for forty years. 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:07.520 So this woman has been around the dire dime you 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:10.679 were with your wife. What I need more? I need more? 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:14.200 He says that this woman has just been his like hiss, 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:18.400 his best friend, right, like since like childhood, Well for 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:21.760 forty years. I don't know, I guess. So and now 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:24.440 they're either they're getting married or they're married. Now, were 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:28.480 they okay, were they friends throughout that whole forty years 0:18:28.560 --> 0:18:31.639 or were they like they knew they were friends forty 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:34.919 years ago and then you know, life took him in 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:38.760 different directions and then they like, you know, if I 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:40.920 were him, that's the story I would tell, because you 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:44.080 just said that you were friends, like in your in 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:46.199 each other's lives for forty years, and you had this 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:50.480 wife you were banging her for forty years. And yes, 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:52.440 they were friends for forty one years. Carl has given 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:55.199 us she's looked it up. She she was there, she 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:59.720 didn't go nowhere. His best friend of forty something years 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:02.160 now he's marrying her. How old is he now though 0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:09.439 he's forty two, I don't know, but clearly this is 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:12.560 the woman you should have married, right, not your wife. 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:17.600 But but he's fifty eight. He's fifty eight, Okay, So 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.760 he met her when he was a school that's the 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:23.720 first woman he screwed. Allegedly, I'm making this up, but 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:27.480 there's a chance that had they married early, had that 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:30.359 been his first wife, they would have divorced. Do you 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:32.120 know what I mean? It's like true, you know, sometimes 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:35.480 you just can't question like why things happen or in 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:38.199 what order or when it's just like that's how it 0:19:38.320 --> 0:19:41.080 was supposed to happen. Do you think his ex wife 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:43.720 and now this woman get along or do you think 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:47.120 they want to scratch each other's eyes? Album they don't 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:49.840 get along. The new woman is fine, she ain't thinking 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:52.959 about the ex wife. But the let's we don't know 0:19:53.040 --> 0:19:55.160 what why they divorced. Like let's say the ex wife 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:57.760 was just like horrible, like she was so horrible to him, 0:19:57.840 --> 0:20:00.200 And so if I'm the new wife and was the 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:02.600 friend the whole time, like you know, on the sidelines 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:06.679 watching this horrible relationship, but you were talking shit about 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:09.320 the ex wife, you're on the sidelines, like, yeah, you 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:11.959 should divorce. Do any more information? I'm making this up 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:13.879 as I think my story sounds better because she was 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:16.920 on the sideline the entire time, telling Blair to divorce, 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:20.520 divorce her and so she can shoot her shot. Oh 0:20:20.600 --> 0:20:24.320 she won't make your coffee, I'll make your coffee. Did 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:27.960 she did she draw your bath last night? Oh? How 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:33.000 dare her? I would have drawn your bath last night. Yeah, 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:36.720 that's what I do for my man. Did she rub 0:20:36.800 --> 0:20:39.400 your feet. Oh, I know how to rub a foot 0:20:39.440 --> 0:20:45.680 or two. I'll rub it in. I'll look it real good. Okay, man, 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:49.359 we are moving the freak on all right. So I 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:51.040 do want to read a couple of things because this 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:53.320 is funny to me, or this is the good idea 0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:56.880 I should say. Um so this Jennifer A team at 0:20:56.960 --> 0:21:03.960 name A team E T I E A ten. I 0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:07.840 think it's French. It's French, it's French. Okay, she said, Giselle, 0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:16.439 you should write a children's book about Giselle the cat. Okay. 0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:18.720 So for y'all don't know who don't know the backstory. 0:21:19.000 --> 0:21:21.240 When I was at bravocom, a fan walked up and 0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:24.439 said she named her cat Giselle Bryant. So other people 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:29.200 emailed and said they've been naming their cats Giselle Bryant. So' 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:32.080 just just out. So Jennifer says, I should write a 0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:35.439 children's book about Giselle the cat. That's very cute. I 0:21:35.560 --> 0:21:38.600 like that. You like that, okay, so she say. She 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:40.920 says she loves the podcast. It keeps her entertained on 0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:44.000 her long drives, bringing her daughter to soccer games up 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:48.240 and down the mid Atlantic. Okay, So Jennifer when I 0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:51.080 write the children's book Giselle the Cat, you get no parts, 0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:55.639 you get no percentage. Can she get a free book? 0:21:56.040 --> 0:21:57.520 She will get a free book that I will sign, 0:21:57.560 --> 0:21:59.960 okay and take a picture with her. All right, sore 0:22:00.000 --> 0:22:01.240 we go. I just want to read this and then 0:22:01.400 --> 0:22:03.200 you can do what you want to do over there, 0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:06.160 Robin Dixon. Okay, so she said, this is Belenda. She said, hey, ladies, 0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:08.440 love you both, love you both. Love h R R 0:22:08.600 --> 0:22:12.960 H O P. Love your positive energy every Monday, because 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:16.640 right because Monday suck. You know what. I'm happy that 0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:21.439