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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. That's a dish.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollack. Yes that Kevin pob Thank you. Yes.

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Speaker 1: I do have a question about the concept of karma.

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Speaker 1: Is there anyone or anything in charge of who did

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Speaker 1: what and what will happen to them as a result.

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Speaker 1: Asking for a friend, his name is Joey Greer. Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's numbers three, one, five, five, But let's meet a

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Speaker 1: roche Michelle. You no particular order, say hey, Chris Alvarado

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Speaker 1: sparkled bottom longest phone call you've had in the last

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Speaker 1: two years, and it can't be with a family member

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Speaker 1: or your fiance. Pass Alchemist and co star of the

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Speaker 1: upcoming HBO Max comedy series Minx, Miss Jessica Lou It

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Speaker 1: can't be with her? Is that what you're saying? I

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Speaker 1: need a long phone conversation long? Sure, Okay, no problem,

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Speaker 1: right away, I got it. Neil Garjuelo, A lot of

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Speaker 1: people know him, a lot of people love him, some

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Speaker 1: people hate him. He's a comedy partner, writing friend of mine.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing about Neil. Yeah, you won't text, won't

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Speaker 1: He's one of those guys. But then I'm starting to

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Speaker 1: appreciate that. I'm starting to appreciate that. It's a nice connection. Yeah. Man,

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Speaker 1: this is such a boring answer, I think, but you know,

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Speaker 1: go look up Niel Garzuelo's work. He's a great guy.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for all of that, I say,

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Speaker 1: I vote yes. Oh my goodness. There's Jackie d Ruthie

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Speaker 1: Ballroom Brawler. Do you in fact love to dance? Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: I love to dance so much. I started taking dance

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Speaker 1: classes in college. Um. I started watching So you think

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Speaker 1: you can dance? In high school. I was like, I've

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Speaker 1: got to do that. I have to express myself with

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Speaker 1: my body, and so I started taking these classes that

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Speaker 1: were like for professional people and I was quite bad.

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Speaker 1: But um, I still take class. I still take classes.

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Speaker 1: Do Yeah. Yeah, I've been taking classes ever since. I

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Speaker 1: take hip hop now I've been taking with um. His

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Speaker 1: name is Havoc. He's the best. He's usually at edge

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Speaker 1: UM but you can find him at John Havoc on

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Speaker 1: Instagram and honestly like he's that's hip hop and he's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Look up Havoc. He reeks. Hey, there's James Heeney. Tommy,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Bellis. Thanks Tommy, James and the Heen Dells.

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Speaker 1: You've just taken over the Tonight show from Jimmy Fallon.

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Speaker 1: How does your first opening monologue begin? Uh? I, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna have about fifteen minutes of tech work and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna probably have to send a brand newsndcaster

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Speaker 1: to the whole crew, but it'll turn out great eventually. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that. And now Craigkowsky with his books

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Speaker 1: on tape review corner. Okay, okay, I got David Foster

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Speaker 1: Wallace is infinite jest on forty five cassette tapes. Can

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Speaker 1: I'm not wait to start listening to this. I've literally

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Speaker 1: been meaning to get to this novel, and this way,

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Speaker 1: I don't need to read it. I just know a

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Speaker 1: list of the tapes and then you've got to switch

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Speaker 1: out the tapes whatever. It goes to the footnotes and

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Speaker 1: then back to the regular body of the book. Just

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Speaker 1: trying to find a cassette player player. There's gotta be

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Speaker 1: one around here. They did offer it on c D,

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Speaker 1: but I wanted the real thing. Send your cassette player

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Speaker 1: to Craig Accoukey, care of Joey Greer at Elm Street,

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. Nine oh and last, but no rubber

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Speaker 1: maid rubbers for you. If you think of least, it's

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Speaker 1: Gary Anthony Williams. It's a pleasure an American place. And

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Speaker 1: I like Jackie d I too have to express myself

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Speaker 1: with my body. Yeah, I have. I have to. I

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Speaker 1: feel like it's different than dancing. Tell us why you

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Speaker 1: would be the best damn bank teller we've ever hired,

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Speaker 1: because I care a lot of times. When you walk

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Speaker 1: into a bank, they care about one thing, and that's

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Speaker 1: that's your money only. And I owe, I actually owe

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Speaker 1: the banks. And I never told this story before, and

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be less than ten seconds. The way that

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Speaker 1: I established credit, no joke, no joys. I helped catch

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Speaker 1: a bank robber in Atlanta, Georgia. That is how the

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Speaker 1: bank helped me. The bank and the FBI helped me

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Speaker 1: established credit. So I I owe that I recommend that

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Speaker 1: I do not. I don't recommend that route. I recommend

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Speaker 1: the best way to establish credit is be born white.

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Speaker 1: I do recommend that I recommend that it comes with

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Speaker 1: I think the first bag of diapers. All right, all

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Speaker 1: maker scene. And here's my favorite part of Sean's note.

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Speaker 1: I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm sure it's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: In the meantime, he goes on an idea struck my

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Speaker 1: fancy and really tickled my pink. Hold up capital M

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Speaker 1: capital e asterisk pink. Anybody what that could mean? Circled

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Speaker 1: to me? Pink tickled me pink. I'd get that, but

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Speaker 1: the capital, yeah, it tickled me pink. Yeah. Maybe the

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Speaker 1: asterisk is going to a footnote. You gotta switch the cassette.

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Speaker 1: That's it, I gotta switch the cassette. His scene suggestion

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Speaker 1: is as follows Frogs heavily invested in bitcoin in Sean Sarah,

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Speaker 1: I understand you want to withdraw all of your money

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Speaker 1: from I'd like to or like to get all of

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Speaker 1: my money. I'd like to transfer it from bitcoin, and

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Speaker 1: I'd like it to be US dollars. Okay, so this

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Speaker 1: is just be of ay. We don't actually handled an emergency.

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Speaker 1: I need to take all of the coins. Yes, I understand, sir,

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Speaker 1: If you would just get get that hop down from

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Speaker 1: the counter. Yes, I'm telling you right now. I need you, sir.

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Speaker 1: I am let me get my manager, Sir, I am not.

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Speaker 1: I am not allowed to handle funds that large. Just

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Speaker 1: one second, Tina, Hi, Hi, there is a Mr Collidal,

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Speaker 1: Mr Collidal here, and he Collidal. Thank you. I know

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Speaker 1: some Collidals. I know some Collidals from St. Lou Swissouri.

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Speaker 1: That's I know my family. My grandmother grew up with

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Speaker 1: your grandfather and then your dad ended up being my

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Speaker 1: parents dentist. Can we have somebody else? TEENA. I would

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Speaker 1: like everybody put your cute little hands here, but your

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Speaker 1: cute little hands in the air. See those web fingers.

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing those web toes. Okay, keep them up, keep

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Speaker 1: them up. Now, who's the manager here? Who's the manager?

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Speaker 1: Not to manager, I'm just a bank tell of But

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Speaker 1: I can get you the manager if you would like,

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Speaker 1: very helpful. Yes, players, yes, don't do it. Don't get me.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be got. Don't do it. Trouble

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Speaker 1: out here? What's all the trouble? This man is here too.

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Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure what his deal is. Some credit?

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Speaker 1: What do I look white? No, it's not gonna work

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Speaker 1: that way. Okay, here's the deal. I want all the

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Speaker 1: in this bag. Now, let me explain to you what

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Speaker 1: crypto currency actually means. I could tell you all these

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Speaker 1: kinds of money with skulls on it, that's right, and

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Speaker 1: so it's very difficult to purse inside of the back.

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Speaker 1: But well, wow, this is G. Thompson with the eleven

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Speaker 1: o'clock news. Today a bank of America was unsuccessfully robbed

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Speaker 1: of cryptocurrency. We have the bank manager with us here

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Speaker 1: today and the other bank manager who refuses to be

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Speaker 1: called the bank manager bank managers. The fellow came in

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Speaker 1: asking for again I've never heard this term before. Crypt crypt.

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Speaker 1: I can't even get it out. Currency. That's right, but

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Speaker 1: apparently your bank doesn't actually carry still and we are

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Speaker 1: specialize in coins, and well, that is an amazing story.

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Speaker 1: I just waved to my wife, who, of course you can't.

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Speaker 1: Everybody to take time to wave to their spouses. But

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Speaker 1: if I don't have a spouse, can I just wave?

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Speaker 1: Can I just wave to my mom? A beautiful lady

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Speaker 1: like you doesn't have a spot. Don't, don't, don't. We'll

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Speaker 1: be back right after this word. What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: You know you don't just cut the segment because you

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Speaker 1: have you seen her? Did you see her? She seems

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Speaker 1: particularly insignificant to me. If I'm being honesty that one

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Speaker 1: more time, I don't want. I'd rather not because I

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Speaker 1: feel like you're gonna get mad at me and hurt me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you had said it again, I would be angry

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Speaker 1: with you here. So what your plan? Are you gonna

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Speaker 1: pick up Tina? What? What? What's your plan here? Gee?

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Speaker 1: I would like to My mother left me a ring

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Speaker 1: on her deathbed. This was just yesterday, she said, She said, son,

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Speaker 1: This is yesterday and today she walked into this. Fine, fine, fine,

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Speaker 1: but she you gotta take a camera crew with you,

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Speaker 1: and this has to be a story. Of course. I'm

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Speaker 1: a newsman. I get it all right, God speed, Thank

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Speaker 1: you believing God. Huh, what's up? Did you get the

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Speaker 1: cryptocurrency from the bank, man? Um? Well, no, because it's crypto,

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Speaker 1: so I just kind of signed up on my computer. Um,

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Speaker 1: the bank. So I'm going to have to owe you again.

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Speaker 1: Just another month, just one another month. Hey, look, your

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Speaker 1: rate is do you do? And I have it? I

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Speaker 1: have it, but I have it in cryptocurrency, so it's

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Speaker 1: it's a little tricky, so tricky to get it to you.

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Speaker 1: also had a crypto account, but you don't, so that's

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Speaker 1: I could easily transfer to you. But since you don't

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Speaker 1: crypto to uh hard. Oh, m crypto. All right, only

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Speaker 1: because of your gentle style and your way with language,

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Speaker 1: am I going to allow you to have another month.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Thanks for showing me around. I've never really

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Speaker 1: been to a prison. I see there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: flies here though, those flies there, I assuming there are enemies.

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Speaker 1: Is that how this works? Are in here flies are

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Speaker 1: our enemies? Yeah? I mean, well the outside we don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think they're pretty delicious if you ask me, Well,

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Speaker 1: that's that's what I mean. I mean, but I see

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Speaker 1: I didn't know our arrival game. I haven't spent much time.

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Speaker 1: I see what you're asking about. Are their rival gangs

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Speaker 1: of frogs and flies in this prison? Yes, they're all, Yes,

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Speaker 1: they're all. I gotta say. I I really I'm not

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Speaker 1: even a criminal. I'm a bad criminal. I'm sure we're

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Speaker 1: all at us here a ribbit. No, I'm guilty. I'm

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Speaker 1: just bad. Oh got you? Got you? So? Are you are?

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Speaker 1: You're not worthy if even being called a criminal? No? No, no, no?

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Speaker 1: Are you a toad? A toad? Is that? What is that?

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Speaker 1: Is that? I am a toad? Yeah? Don't don't roll

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Speaker 1: But you know what, us frogs and toad's gotta work

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Speaker 1: together here, you know, guys, guys, it's me little Lamar,

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Speaker 1: Little Lamar. Check this out. Check this out. My wife

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Speaker 1: came in earlier, right, and now she gave me a

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Speaker 1: Anybody need any bitcoin of his? Send him to my cell.

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Speaker 1: amazing podcast. Curtis Coleman. Okay, kids, listen, we're gonna go

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Speaker 1: Wat's this? What happened to your brother? He just fell

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Speaker 1: the moves we've made, Darryl, any time you make a move,

416
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: something in the real world changes. That's strange. What do

417
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: you what do you mean? Hold on? My mom's calling? Yeah, my,

418
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 1: um so we need you to ford a stupe then

419
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: mo right now, could you friend my mommy? Just hold

420
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: on just a second. Let's prove a point. Then if

421
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 1: what you say is true, if I rolled the dice

422
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: of prosperity, then my mom will be rich. Right, that's

423
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: how it should work. Stop looking at Charlie, Charlie, blow

424
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: my die for me. Roll seventeen pretty good. Oh that's

425
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: a solid. Look at this. Look at these diamonds. Honey,

426
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, come from I don't know. I gotta go.

427
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 1: Hell is happening? Didn't you call your mom to talk

428
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: to her about something? She didn't call you, I don't remember.

429
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 1: I think she called to ask for money. Oh yeah, yeah,

430
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:36,199
Speaker 1: called me, called her sense because your head not in

431
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: the game, Charlie, you're over here, la la lamb staring

432
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: at Darryl, and it's getting annoying. Jake's really upset you, Jake,

433
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: are you upset? Totally upset? We've got an army of

434
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: goblins when you to defeat guys. I understand my bad

435
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: all right? Next up, like we can't deny, Like how

436
00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: fucking dope his rolling skills are. And like you think

437
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: things are going on just outside in the world, whenever

438
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: he rolls, things are happening in my body. Whenever he rolls.

439
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: She's got to express herself through her body. Yeah, just

440
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: expressing myself through my body. Well, coincidentally, Jake is rolling

441
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: next and he's rolling for closet time. That means whatever

442
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: he rolls, that's how many minutes Charlie and Darrell to

443
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: spend in the closet. Okay, you're a weird DM. Man.

444
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: Charlie was rolling for time with me in the closet,

445
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: and I thought, I don't want to go with the

446
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: closet with you. I really just think we should leave

447
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: this restaurant. I'm the second manager. I'm another manager. I

448
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: understand that you weren't happy with what the first manager

449
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: how he handled it, but I'm also the manager here.

450
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: So you look like I'm sorry, but I hate to

451
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: say this, but so far we've felt you look like

452
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: a lizard. Man. I just there, I said, I'm actually

453
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: a frog, very different. We've got lizards that are reptiles

454
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: and frogs that are amphibians. Either way, I can relate

455
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: to you. Were just two married women, aren't we. Okay,

456
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: excuse me, miss frog. Honey guy, I'm gonna choke Tina.

457
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: In the second, I'm gonna choke out the frog, and

458
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna choke out the manager. And in the way, okay,

459
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: the frog is also the manager. There's two managers. Um,

460
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: there's two managers. Sorry, I was listening to you know,

461
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, Tina. You care about it all? Right,

462
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: come out, your time is done. Come out, Jake? What

463
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: are they doing in there? I don't want it all?

464
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: Why not? How aren't you curious? Let them have their closet.

465
00:30:55,040 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: Time is private. You're the per s DM I've ever had.

466
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: All they're asking is how is what they're doing in

467
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: there affecting what's happening in the real world. Aren't you

468
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: curious about that? So wait, you're saying that them making

469
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: out the closet is Jamaji style causing something that happened

470
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: out there in the world. I don't know. Maybe, but

471
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: first of all, I just assuming they are even making out.

472
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: I don't think Darrel's even kissed before. I haven't heard

473
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: a thing. Let me listen. No, I don't hear anything.

474
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe there's a hole with the back of a wardrobe.

475
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: So you tell me there's not only a hole in

476
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: Brandon's chest, but there's also a hole in the back

477
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: of the wardrobe. Yes, and we haven't explored any of

478
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: these possible worlds that have opened up. What are you

479
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: think is gonna happen? Because to see how long people

480
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: going to the closet. All right, Jake, we've been on

481
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: this campaign for weeks. Bro new idea, new idea. Let's

482
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: roll to see how long? All right, yeah, I'll roll

483
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: and however many minutes it is, is is how long we

484
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: have to hug and her noses to touch hug you? Man?

485
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: I just wanted to Jake come into my office, please, Son?

486
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: What is it? Father? I don't like it when you

487
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: take that tone with me, but I done. I respect

488
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: you for it is what I was saying. Son, I

489
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: got a call from the neighbors that said you were

490
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: over their house last night, rolling die and touching noses.

491
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: Is that? Yeah? That sounds pretty accurate, right. So I'm

492
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: gonna read to you from a book called There's No

493
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: there's no title, book no title. Yes, it's just it's

494
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: not mysterious. Done. That's the problem all you kids keep

495
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: looking for alternate meanings in something. It is what it is.

496
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm done reading. I yes, yes, I read it. Um

497
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: Darryl Charlie's frowly. No. Jake went home and it's getting late,

498
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: so we're still in the closet. Can you just let

499
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: us just let us do be? So what's it like

500
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: in there? Are you seeing anything that's different than normal life?

501
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: Stop being real pervy right now? Well, can I watch you? No? No,

502
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: you did this to yourself? Are you guys not being

503
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: nice to all of your friends? All the friends are

504
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: supposed to be treated the same way. Open that door,

505
00:33:51,760 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: Open that door. They're happy. Ma oh, by goodness. Now,

506
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: like a friend in the closet with you two. Okay,

507
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 1: that's not funny to just have a friend come over

508
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: while you're having fun in the closet. Okay, as somebody

509
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: at the door street hod, I'm gonna get that. Okay,

510
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: I'll go with you. I'll go with you to the door.

511
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 1: You guys behave together. Okay. Hey, we're we're a thousand

512
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 1: goblins that have somehow been manifested into this world. But

513
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: we're we're we're just out here waiting for something to happen.

514
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: Get my gun. I mean, there was such a build up,

515
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: there was such a build up, we thought for sure

516
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:44,479
Speaker 1: something would happen. Right, So you say you're goblins? Wait,

517
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: wait quick, clearly we're goblins. Were an army of goblins.

518
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: I've never seen one before, my mistake, and you're new

519
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: in town. Is that what I'm picking up? We got

520
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,879
Speaker 1: manifestated in this world. Okay, look, is there somebody here

521
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 1: that has access to some kind of alternate dimension? Yeah,

522
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: that's the Johnson's next story. You want to go to

523
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: that place? Okay? Because we thought somebody's playing a board game,

524
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: and then like j style, like, there's no children in

525
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: here playing some streakout game. Kids, So why didn't you

526
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: just answer us? I mean we were talking to you,

527
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: and you instead you're talking to your wife. You should

528
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: have just told us. Yet. All right, come on and

529
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: the kids are in the back road. Thank you. We've

530
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 1: got about eleven years. You've got a good deal. Look,

531
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: all I'm saying is I feel like the only thing

532
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: that's changed is you two are in love and no

533
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: one likes me. Well, really, the only thing that's changed

534
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: is we're in love. We're in love. You've never liked me.

535
00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: I mean that you're You've got a cool house, and

536
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: you bring the game, so we like that. No, I understand.

537
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: I guess I'm just gonna head out. Then hey wait wait, wait, wait,

538
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: wait before you go here, my mother gave me this

539
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: special die when I was four years old. It was

540
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: my very first d in d die. I want you

541
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: to have it. Why don't you give it to your girlfriend? Hey,

542
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: I've given my girlfriend a lot more than that. Multiple

543
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: what's that? What's that noise? Like someone's coming up the stairs.

544
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's the cops looking for your

545
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: dead brother. Oh ship, we want to hide that body

546
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 1: seem to Oh no, oh god. See three. He comes

547
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: to patron v I p. Robert william I see you

548
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: guys have a new email address, which leads me to

549
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: conclude somebody opened up some naughty spam and accidentally ruined

550
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: the inbox for everyone. Maybe next time, don't open the

551
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: emails promising a bigger, longer, stiffer penis, which brings me

552
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: to my scene suggestion, bigger, longer, stiffer spam all the best,

553
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: it seems to be the problem, sir, Well, my my

554
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: wife purchased this spam here just I don't know, it

555
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: says on the receipt on Friday, and it's it's not

556
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: the right texture here with your fingers and spam to

557
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: be You know about the consistency of I don't like

558
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: when you poke a baby. You know, I never put

559
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: those two things together, but you're right, it's very similar

560
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: to poking the baby. Yeah, so I'd like to exchange this.

561
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: It's it's the bulk version, the long came spam, and

562
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: it's a way too stiff and hard. I sing, ye,

563
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: let me you have a credit card that you use

564
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: them for the purchase. I don't have it with me

565
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: because that's my wife's but you can see on the receipt.

566
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 1: But I'll just take cash back for you know what.

567
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, I could probably just get my

568
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: wife's card. Let me call her on the phone. Did

569
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: you mind ever help the folks behind you while you

570
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 1: work if you must, But like this shouldn't take long.

571
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: I'll be on the phone with my to the right

572
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, you know, buddy, I don't mind

573
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: if he makes a phone call to his wife. I'll

574
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: wait on my spam. That's foinoing me. Okay, the way

575
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: he's following me, my man, she said hard. She'll run

576
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: it in in a second. Yeah, I got a day, brother,

577
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: I got all day. I know that I'm only I

578
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: know I'm two people behind, but I don't have all day. Yeah,

579
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 1: let's help this lady out. She's going to go ahead

580
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: and go up, then I'd rather go ahead and take

581
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: my turn. Then I would already be done if we

582
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: didn't get help. This play both sides of this, sir.

583
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to help up the lady now if you

584
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 1: don't stand to the right. Okay. Well, for the record,

585
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: this place sell stiff spam. Okay, this is a stiff

586
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: spam selling spot. Now we lost one. That's a shame. Yes, ma'am.

587
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: How can I be of service? I just needed to

588
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: buy this acid tone and I was also looking for um. Ham. Sure,

589
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: I know you've got an aisle ful of spam I needed.

590
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: I didn't see any Ham. You did not see him

591
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: kind of Ham, would you like? I want smushy ass Ham.

592
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 1: I want it to be very, very mushy, almost like

593
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: the consistency of cottage cheese. Alright, so Ham, Yeah, I

594
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: got a feeling she doesn't realize what spam is, ma'am.

595
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: Spam sp a in this similar proportions as me. It's

596
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: pretty much what you're looking for. Just well, I'm looking

597
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 1: for Ham, and I'm looking for it to be smushy

598
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: ass Ham, and all I'm seeing is long, hard, stiff spam.

599
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: Oh boy, And what I would like is smushy ass Ham. Okay,

600
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: but thank you for telling me what I'm looking for Oh, oh,

601
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go, here, yeah, here we go.

602
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: You want to go, Doris? Did you tell the man?

603
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: Did you speak up to the man? You say, I did?

604
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: You know? Because I am done being rolled over? I

605
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: am done. I am there to be Doris. I'm Doris, baby.

606
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: That's the thing about man to this trifling ass ones

607
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: to roll over you ladies? Which floor? Which floor are

608
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 1: you going to? How about all of them? None of

609
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: your business. Actually, we'll get off exactly when we need

610
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: to because we're not idiots. We're not idiots, and you

611
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: can't help us get all you gave him. You know,

612
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: I get off faster when I helped myself. Those left

613
00:40:54,080 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: the sofa's pet. So hey, buddy, excuse me? Did you

614
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: just poke my baby? It's I I'm just testing. I

615
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,959
Speaker 1: just wanted to poke my baby. I apologize. It doesn't

616
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: seem like it bothered the baby. So all's well, that

617
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: ends swell. Well, you woke him up a little bit.

618
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 1: Well why would you do that? You don't even know me. Well,

619
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure I'm not crazy. Okay,

620
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 1: I've got this kind of spam, and I always know

621
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: that a good spam has the consistency of a poked baby,

622
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: and I've I've gone through. This is the third can

623
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: of spam, and this year is very hard. But I'm

624
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: wondering if it's me. It's changed here poking pok it.

625
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna eat it anyway, it's just poking, Darryl.

626
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get the baby to sleep, but

627
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,479
Speaker 1: it seems like he must have been awake a little

628
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: bit all day long. What the hell is going on here?

629
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: Yes he was, but look, I gotta tell you this

630
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: was an interesting experiment that that this random guy I

631
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: met on the street engaged me in and look, I've

632
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: got a can of spam here and I've got the

633
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: baby here. Poked them both. Doris was right, No, Doris

634
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: is crazy. Okay, thank you for everybody for coming to

635
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: this meeting at the Spam Quarters headquarters. We're gonna do

636
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: a quick roll call jan Dan Man Man, You're gonna

637
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: have to give us a name at some point. Anyway,

638
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: that's enough for now. Now listen you. As you all know,

639
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: we are in direct competition with email dot com. Okay,

640
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: so we need to rebrand the spam if you know

641
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: what I mean. If they want to come harder. We

642
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: can go harder. You know they want to get dirty,

643
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: We can go dirty. Dan, you got some dirty thoughts.

644
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: I want to call it GOP. Can we call it Google? Oh? Google, Google?

645
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: I am writing that down Google. Okay, anybody are there

646
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 1: at this point? Are there any bad ideas? Good question?

647
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: They ain't bad idea? What's what was that funny ding?

648
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: But because you know, people would be doing a meeting

649
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: and then they'll just say they're no bad ideas, and

650
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: then somebody have a bad idea. But the guy just

651
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: said there's no bad ideas, so you like, there's no

652
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: bad ideas. Thank you for explaining that. Now, Man, are

653
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: you asking because you have an idea or you just

654
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: asking if there are any bad idea? I have an idea,

655
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 1: but I think it's not great, So I'm just I

656
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: want to see if you're one of those guys that

657
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: he would you understand that we are indirect competition with

658
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: email dot com? I mean, sure, idea. Do you understand

659
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 1: the stronghold they've taken over the word spam? Yes? Then

660
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: I think if you know those two things, your idea

661
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,720
Speaker 1: is going to be perfectly valid. Let's hear it, spam

662
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: mail dot com. Okay, alright, Email dot com executives, let

663
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 1: me just make sure everybody's here. Email Gail, gil kil

664
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: cal Hel, what's up? Okay for me? You're not gonna

665
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: ask for mail. You're not gonna ask for mail. Is

666
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: that we need to get support mail I supposed to

667
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 1: tell you Ishmael is actually out this week. But well, okay,

668
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: spam has thrown down, Spam has thrown down losers. Uh,

669
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: and we've got to respond. We've got to respond there's

670
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: no bad ideas. That's what that was going to be

671
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: my first question. All right, um, look, we think it's

672
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: very healthy that representative from each of the company do

673
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: the do the debate. So we have mail from email

674
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 1: dot com and man from spam. So okay, yea and

675
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: eminence for the debta did you just want us? Because

676
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 1: I know blood, no blood, no eyes, no growing areas.

677
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: Are there any bad parameters in the bad parameters? Because

678
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 1: like if it was a mean right, and he started

679
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: out the meaning saying there's no bad ideas because you're

680
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 1: starting this out it's like a meeting, but there's parameters.

681
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: He's wanting to visit the bad parameters because people used

682
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: to say there's no bad meeting bad christs. I know

683
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: it's it's so unlikely, but these debates that they're hosting

684
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: on showing up on this CTV, it is absolutely it

685
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: turns out riveting. They're allows versus male. I've been watching

686
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 1: these man versus mail debates for for weeks. It's amazing

687
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: how blood It's not just a debate, it's also the

688
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: hand to hand combat and often with uh, you know

689
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: violent Uh what are they called tools? Not tools? Yeah? No,

690
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: I know what of me? I've been watching it. Doris,

691
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: Doris lost its First of all, you should not have

692
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: been talking to a trifling man trying to use their

693
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: weapon when you know that women don't use. Yes, but

694
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: you don't have to. Don't think yourself to their level.

695
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: Why we're at the top, Cane will tell you what

696
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: we want to get off the elevator. We will say

697
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: when you when you can push out a button. We'll

698
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: tell you when to push out a button until the end.

699
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: Don't push out a buttons. Thank you very well. Listen,

700
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: this is why I need you in my life, because

701
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: you know the words that I literally can't even get

702
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: out of my goddamn mouse. They in there, girl, But

703
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: you don't need to let them out. You know what

704
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It was like, have you ever had? Okay, okay,

705
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: I think we can all be happy with this. We

706
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: have now joined forces with email, dot com and spam

707
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: to make a product that the world has yet to see.

708
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: I think this is where we've been headed, everybody, and

709
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm happy for this new day. Yeah. Please, she can

710
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: go first before me? Women, women who women and children first.

711
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: I'd like to say we. I mean, you rose your

712
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: hand first, so I rose to say, if it is

713
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 1: a lady who's going to speak, i'd like heard ago first.

714
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: That was that was the reason for your hand raising?

715
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: Very well, yes, ma'am. And I was just gonna say,

716
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: if there are no bad ideas at this point? Are

717
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: there bad ideas at this point? You're going to say,

718
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 1: if there are there are no bad ideas at this point,

719
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: then as we merge, I think that they should really

720
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: be investing in. Before you say your point, ma'am, he

721
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: has his hand raised now. Since he was the first

722
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: person to raise his hand before you, I think it's

723
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: just fair to hear him out. I think I think

724
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: nobody's going to be happy about what I have to say.

725
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: Let's okay, um, I was just gonna say, I think,

726
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: now that our powers have come bined, what the best

727
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: thing to focus our minds and our energy on is

728
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: turning crypto to hard oh, because actually no one has

729
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: actually cornered that market and we together can I gotta

730
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: put my handback up, And this time is to speak

731
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: for myself. I know this whole spam email thing, but

732
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: now I just found out that the Keebler Cookie Company

733
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: has gone in with with with Molti Media Company and

734
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: then now making Insta Graham Crackers. And I think, excuse me, no,

735
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: I waited in this line earlier. I just need to

736
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: get a card. Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, sir ya back,

737
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: thank you. This is my wife's card, and i'd like

738
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 1: the long the long firm s brought his wife's credit

739
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: card because apparently he doesn't have one. Oh, I have one,

740
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 1: it's just not the car that was on there. But nonetheless,

741
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: what I'm looking for is a real loose something like

742
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: baby touch spam. Well, actually, now I am going I

743
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: want it further. I want something with an even looser

744
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: consistency than liver sausage with a spam flavor, like really

745
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 1: running meat, ma'am, sir, do you know that you're in

746
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: a bath? Oh? Bye, okay, it's go ahead. I'm sorry.

747
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: I just thought I would insult all men and women

748
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: in one fell through. Do you realize you're in a

749
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:27,479
Speaker 1: bed bathroom? Bon? Oh my god, I did not what

750
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: it was she thinking searching for meat at a bed bathroom?

751
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: Beyond Look, I know we got to a rocky start.

752
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 1: I was your elevator man, but I'm glad that you

753
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: haven't invited me out to dinner, both of you. Both

754
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: of you and suggest the smoshy ass ham. May I

755
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: suggest because it's very good here and dorith Normally I

756
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 1: would not disagree with you. I'm going to suggest the

757
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 1: running ham. Then through a straw you can suck it.

758
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: You know how some meats fall off the bone. Yeah,

759
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: this is your throat. It literally falls down your throat,

760
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: through your entire elementary canal and then moves right out

761
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 1: of your body. Okay, so this is gonna happen, right, Huh.

762
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What was I don't I'm sorry,

763
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. This just into Channel five and Channel

764
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: eight news. This is g speaking with you. A man

765
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 1: was blunting to death by a can of bigger, longer,

766
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: stiffer spam. Today, two women were seen escaping the scene

767
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 1: by rubbing what is best described as running ham all

768
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: over their body and slipping out from underneath the crack

769
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: of the door. We'd like to have film and footage

770
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: for you at eleven, but I just realized film and

771
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: footage or the exact chame thing, and we'll have neither

772
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: back tomorrow morning. Well, it's it's great to get the

773
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: old D and D crew back at his funeral. I

774
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: always knew that guy would grow up to be a

775
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:16,280
Speaker 1: total creep. Yeah, watching people, what if? What an absolute

776
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: cree And of course, of course two women are going

777
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: to kill him because they have the right, like they like.

778
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 1: He definitely provoked them. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, I'm married.

779
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 1: One of the goblins. Will ever tell you that. Yeah,

780
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: we actually got divorced. We've actually but we're still friends.

781
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: Were we're better friends than we were married, and then

782
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: we were friends before we were married. I don't care.

783
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 1: I didn't care then, I don't I don't care now.

784
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: But we care. That's the whole point, Like we seriously,

785
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: we really care about this is spread for everybody. By

786
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: the way, it is for anybody, just spread for anybody

787
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: who dares to to retain and grab them. Yeah what

788
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: Darren meat to grab a snack at the funeral? Okay,

789
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 1: so this is d N D double D Dare we

790
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: double and dare you to grab a snack at the funeral? Yeah? Yeah,

791
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: no problem with what I love? Well, what the fuck? Well,

792
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: it's just like my dad told me. My dad told

793
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: me when I was a kid son, Someday you're gonna

794
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: fall in love with the manifestation. Whatever you do, don't

795
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: let them eat not in front of you. Make sure

796
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: they turned that back to you and eat in private,

797
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: same way a wild dog does. So it'll take the

798
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: meat from your hand, but it will turn away from

799
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: you to Sorry by ear buds and dad, what were

800
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: you saying? Fuck off? That's our show, Oh mommy, make

801
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 1: it stop. I want to thank all of our alchemists

802
00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: today for uh yeah, blowing mind and keeping the flame

803
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 1: of insanity alive inside my sad little brain. Uh. Starting

804
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 1: with Mr James Heeney. James, thank you so damn much

805
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: for being here. You know we uh we missed you

806
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: last week. You've landed safely in the state of Illinois

807
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: and how are things there? What can you tell me?

808
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: Are wonderful? It's that sweet spot of the year where

809
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: it's not as hot as hell in the summer and

810
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 1: it's it's spring, is what it is. I think there's

811
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 1: a little time left of spring. Oh great? And uh,

812
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 1: can you bring us back anything? I mean, last time

813
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: I tried to bring back deep dish pizza got nasty

814
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 1: because I'm driving and I don't have refrigeration. So that

815
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: was kind of on you, though, I don't know we

816
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: could blame anyone else. Sure, I'll take it, okay. Uh,

817
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 1: Chris Avarado, thank you so much for being here, buddy, Oh,

818
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. Got so much fun to

819
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: play with. Everybody here, Jackie and Gary. It's cool because

820
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: Gary and I we have the same middle name. What's

821
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: the middle name, Anthony? So he has by Gary Anthony Willie. Yeah,

822
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:11,720
Speaker 1: and I'm Christopher Anthony Alvarado. It's it's pretty commonly known

823
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: among my fans. He has fans, I have fans, We

824
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: have fans. He went ahead and put it in his

825
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: full name, which is like, okay, you know what I mean.

826
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:23,479
Speaker 1: But he's got three names, You've got just the two,

827
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: So okay, I'll leave it there, Okay, fair enough. Jackie

828
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: Gonzalez do Ruthie also with three names, so many names. Yeah,

829
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: thank you, this is so fun, what a joy, what

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Speaker 1: a treat. We love having you on the show. Please

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Speaker 1: come back and back and back and back and back.

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Speaker 1: What an absolute blast. Thank you, and folks will look

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Speaker 1: you up on the Instagram. Yeah, I'm at Jackie D

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Speaker 1: Ruthie And actually earlier Gary, you called me Jackie D.

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Speaker 1: And that makes me feel like home because I grew

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Speaker 1: up still to this day, my best friend, but since

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Speaker 1: so we're always Jackie E and Jackie D. So growing

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Speaker 1: It makes it feel good. That's another thing that Gary

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Speaker 1: has over Chris. All right, and Gary, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Thank you alienating Chris for being here today. Like you said,

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Speaker 1: that is on Chris. Yeah I don't know that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just exactly like you texted me, Chris, I forgot about

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Speaker 1: the text. I love doing this stuff with you guys.

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Speaker 1: It is always, it is always just an absolute pleasure. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sensing any sincerity at all. You should have

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Speaker 1: sent some so yeah, okay, I'll take it. I'll take

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Speaker 1: a smidge. Thank you Gary, Thank you, my friend, Craig

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Speaker 1: Anthony Kakowski, thank you very much for being my pleasure

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Speaker 1: or criggy Cee, you can call me. A couple of

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Speaker 1: virtual virtual shows to promote on Sunday, June six at

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Speaker 1: We do these periodically where we read the transcript of

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Speaker 1: one of our old improv shows and then we do

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Speaker 1: a Q and A afterwards and a little like nerdy

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Speaker 1: Entertainment dot com. And uh, The Thrilling Eventure Hour I

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Speaker 1: live in archives. For folks getting this after the day,

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Speaker 1: it's you gotta be there or or not, okay, just

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Speaker 1: for folks who are catching this in time. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: uh The Thrilling Eventure Hour is doing another show and

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Speaker 1: tel show where we show embarrassing old clips from our

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Speaker 1: if you purchase a ticket. That's Saturday, June twelfth at

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Speaker 1: did you have a follow up? I forgot to say,

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Speaker 1: you in ton. Let's give great thanks to Doug Bamer

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Speaker 1: and engineering stars find folks that I hurt media. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pollack, sending my thanks to each and

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Speaker 1: every damn one of you for dialing us into your ears.

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Speaker 1: you each other. It's the easiest thing to do. I promised.

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Speaker 1: Were masks when they are asked and until next time,

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