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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today on This Is Important, I'm about

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Speaker 1: to trap a whole bunch of piss in this diaper

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Speaker 1: and still sitting there some too fucking indie badass. I

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Speaker 1: don't want anything incrusted. Let's go. I'm so tired. Hit

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Speaker 1: that button and let's record. Dude, I didn't know you

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Speaker 1: had that register. Kyle, Hit that button and let's record

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Speaker 1: Late night podcast. That's what cigarette smoking will get you.

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Speaker 1: Why are my balls getting tangling? Why do you rock

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Speaker 1: that every once in a while when you like need

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Speaker 1: to get behind the velvet rope of of a place.

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Speaker 1: Let me into the club. Please like that kind of ship.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like right this way, King Kyl, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: right away. Excuse me, I believe I'm in the v

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Speaker 1: I P section tonight, crazy. I can't. How deep can

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Speaker 1: you go? Blake? Let me see? Uh lot, here we are?

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Speaker 1: But mine sounds like really false, Kyle, sounds normal. That

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Speaker 1: sound like dayson day chocolate rain, a mouth away from

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Speaker 1: the mine to breathe chocolate rain. That's not bad, though,

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Speaker 1: What about your low can you go this. Hello, I

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Speaker 1: can go yeah, I can go with this. I can't

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Speaker 1: go that low. It's like that's it. I can't go anything.

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Speaker 1: Mine is like a guy with a sinus infection, like Doc,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna it's like this. This is low. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: feels a little whispy, it does, and feel full and full.

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Speaker 1: Your sounds really good. You should go into radio. That's

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Speaker 1: where we're at. Laties and gentlemen. I think I bounge

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Speaker 1: tonight if you can let me behind that rope. But

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Speaker 1: that'd be great. Thank you, so so so much. I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: what else do you think you could do? Like I

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Speaker 1: meant you could go like to to like a taco

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Speaker 1: bell and be like, actually, I'm gonna cook it, and

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Speaker 1: like walk behind into the kitchen and they'd be like,

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Speaker 1: I think you should cook it. Here's the deal. I'll

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Speaker 1: be putting the sour cream on my double decord tonight.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. No, no, don't stop me, don't stop me.

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Speaker 1: I'm walking behind you. Keep the shredded cheese sour cream

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Speaker 1: in your hand, and I'll apply it to helpings of lettuce. Please.

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Speaker 1: I don't like this anymore because I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: I love the bit and then I try to jump

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Speaker 1: in and I'm like, I'm where's the cookies? You guys

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Speaker 1: want some cookies? Cookies? Goodbye? So it's it's fucking late.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys stay up this late? Actually? Sometimes? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, we're not human roosters like you going on

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Speaker 1: hikes when it's still dark. It's nine twelve in the

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Speaker 1: goddamn p That's that's not that bad. Really, nine pm

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Speaker 1: is your bedtime? Yes, you're being honest pretty much. I

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Speaker 1: mean i'd say between nine and ten, yeah, yes, zoinks

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Speaker 1: holy yeah, But then what do you get up at six? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm up at six. That's cool. That's cool. So are

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Speaker 1: you growing? I do sleep a lot. I do you

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Speaker 1: notice that you're growing? Yeah? I'm getting bigger. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you that much bigger. Yeah, I'm growing. I had a big, old,

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Speaker 1: big old sandwich right for dinner tonight? Baby, Wait, you

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Speaker 1: had a sandwich for dinner. That's such a gangster. First

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Speaker 1: time in a long time. Because I'm on I forgot.

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Speaker 1: He's a lunch guy. Yeah, it was ikes. Do you

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Speaker 1: guys have ikes? Is there I do? In l a Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like the dude, yeah yeah, Actually they kind of

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Speaker 1: like go crazy with the sandwiches, right, That's not like

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Speaker 1: one of those places that puts like the chicken tenders

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Speaker 1: and Montrella sticks on it. That's fat sounds right, yo.

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Speaker 1: Fat Seals is off the fucking charts. You want to

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to derail this, but just a quick

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Speaker 1: Fat sALS story, Okay, okay, okay. I go to Fat

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Speaker 1: Sales because because it's it's Turtles restaurant. I think whoever

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Speaker 1: It's that guy who like got skinny and then has

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Speaker 1: this restaurant. So I'm like, is he fat baiting? What

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Speaker 1: a dump truck and the guy who like manages it

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Speaker 1: comes out and it's like, Blake's dad is here all

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Speaker 1: the time him. I can't wait to sell him. I

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Speaker 1: saw you and I was like what, and he goes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was just in here the other day and then

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Speaker 1: he'd been there with you too, Blake, And I'm like, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: there was a very friendly man. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The sandwiches are crazy, Yeah, they're great, man, They're fucking

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Speaker 1: I kind of crave him. Now I haven't had him

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Speaker 1: l A. Yeah, but you don't feel great after they

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Speaker 1: taste good on like the first few bites. The thing

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Speaker 1: shakes are hitters though, yes, yes, yes, shakes yeah are huge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do have. I think I had like a dumb

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Speaker 1: tweet once where I was like, the greatest trick the

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Speaker 1: points was convincing us that eating a foot long sandwich

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Speaker 1: is normal, like fucking insane. Okay, I think we got

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Speaker 1: that through the chunk. Yeah, did you say the greatest

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Speaker 1: trick that the Devil ever pulled was convincing us that

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Speaker 1: the foot long sandwich was normal, Like eating a foot

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Speaker 1: long sandwich is normal because it's not right, because yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're saying the portion is much too large. It's shit.

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Speaker 1: I think the point of a foot long sandwich, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I take down the whole foot I'm saying. I think

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Speaker 1: you think you're going to be like it. I'll save

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Speaker 1: this for dinner. Yeah, I think it's supposed to be

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Speaker 1: two sandwiches. Probably, I know, but everyone eats a foot long,

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Speaker 1: and then you're like, what the funk am I doing?

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Speaker 1: If you get a six in sandwich and eat it,

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Speaker 1: you're fine, bitch, that's true. You're you're you're fine, and

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Speaker 1: you're also a bit right. You can't. I can't stop it.

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Speaker 1: I can't stop at six. I can't stop at six.

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Speaker 1: It's impossible me neither. Maybe I'm like a meatball, like

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Speaker 1: like a fucking big, old heavy meatball sub. I could

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Speaker 1: stop at six, but you know, I'm taking a bite

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Speaker 1: of the other six. But weirdly, weirdly a meatball sub

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Speaker 1: you gotta eat the foot long because it's hot, because

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Speaker 1: you're only getting three meatballs per so. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It depends. It depends how big the meatball is. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: if it's subway, it's usually you're getting the standard. Whatever.

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Speaker 1: If we're talking sub what else are we talking about

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Speaker 1: is the subway standard? Three meatballs per foot long? That

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Speaker 1: seems insane? How do you cut that? No? No, No,

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Speaker 1: per six inch, per six inches? Oh, three per six

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Speaker 1: hanging a side six p twelve. Yeah, it's probably about

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Speaker 1: three of those three. Holy I hope I actually just

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Speaker 1: got a subway last night, A terrible one. It's such

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Speaker 1: a dice roll. Now five dollar foot longs are eight

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Speaker 1: dollar foot long? What they're eight bucks? They're eight dollars. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well inflation, Yeah, that's hot topic, guys. This is important. Rock. Look,

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Speaker 1: we can't give enough flowers to Subway for when they

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Speaker 1: were there during the great two thousand and eight depression recession.

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Speaker 1: They say lives including line. Uh, you can't can't go

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Speaker 1: in there any anymore. No, it's what about to get

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Speaker 1: a veggie? I go in there. That's what I did.

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Speaker 1: Their veggies are poisonous. They're poisonous. At this point, what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Don't do that. I don't do

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Speaker 1: that Right now. I find myself going to a Jersey

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Speaker 1: Mix if I'm gonna go that route, if I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go like a quick sandwich like that, or I'll go

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Speaker 1: to like a local sandwich place and pay the asshole

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Speaker 1: for a designer a little bit of toast, a hard

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Speaker 1: ass bun. I don't want to hard, but you want

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Speaker 1: to know the hack. If you want to know the

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Speaker 1: sandwich hack, the best and cheapest sandwich, go to your

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Speaker 1: local grocery store like a Ralph's or Bonds. Hit that

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Speaker 1: counter Chicagoland. Go to a jewel or a dominance, hit

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Speaker 1: that counter, that deli counter, and they're still very reasonably priced.

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Speaker 1: The vegetables are fresh as hell. Stop wasting your money

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Speaker 1: on these big, big subways. Okay you're saying, you're saying,

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Speaker 1: going of the sandwich made it is cheaper than There's

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Speaker 1: no way, because I think the prepackaged ones are going

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Speaker 1: to be a little bit cheaper. I don't like the

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Speaker 1: pre package. He's a gas station, man, I don't like

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Speaker 1: the prepackaged grocery store sandwich package. Twister could not be cheaper.

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Speaker 1: Why the sandwich from a gas station? They make them

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Who gives the fun? Now? The bread

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Speaker 1: is dry them, not that morning they make them in

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Speaker 1: the morning. They make them in a boring morning, brother,

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Speaker 1: not that morning. That bread is dry as fun. It's

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Speaker 1: essentially they take the bread that didn't sell and put

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Speaker 1: it on a sandwich. You put lipstick on a pig. God,

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Speaker 1: you know all the hats. It's like they use old

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Speaker 1: milk for the chocolate milk. They use old sandwiches, pre

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Speaker 1: packaged sandwiches. They're cutting corners. They're cutting mad corners over there,

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Speaker 1: and you know what they're doing with those corners. They're

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Speaker 1: turn them into the cruise on its turning them into Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was a late points. I don't think i've we've

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Speaker 1: ever had a laughter break with followed by points that long.

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Speaker 1: This is sorry, dude, I'm sorry. Yeah, man. How many

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Speaker 1: beverages do you guys have? I have an assortment. I

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Speaker 1: have a bevy of beverages. Is that Waterloo? This is

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Speaker 1: a Waterloo. It's a orange naturally flavored sparkling water. Now

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Speaker 1: naturally flavored? What are they talking about? Waterloo? Her? What

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Speaker 1: the fuck do you think I'm supposed to believe that's

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Speaker 1: actually an orange in their Absolutely? Bs, Absolutely, this is

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Speaker 1: hot topics. Got it from Costco? That's not gonna Is

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Speaker 1: that a Costco brand? Is Waterloo a Costco brand? Dog?

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Speaker 1: They got it there now, they got it in bulk

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Speaker 1: there now, and I pick it up by the tray

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Speaker 1: and I throw it in the fridge. So what do

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Speaker 1: you pick up by the tray? Waterloo? Waterloo? They got

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Speaker 1: so many dopass drinks that Costco? Dude? Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: the liquor spot is is that your sparkling water brand? Though?

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Speaker 1: Because there's a ton of different sparkling waters I'd love

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Speaker 1: to talk about it. Are we about to do this? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're about to go on a deep dive of sparkling water.

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Speaker 1: I know, Blake, my man is a polar guy. This

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Speaker 1: is the other one they got that I fucking go after. No,

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Speaker 1: those are bad sugar water. No, no, there's no fucking

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Speaker 1: sugar in this, bro No, no, but those are the ones.

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Speaker 1: That's it's zero everything, right, it's zero calories. What Kyle

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Speaker 1: is holding up is one of those like zo it

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Speaker 1: has zero everything, but it's the most delicious assid water.

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Speaker 1: So to cause diarrhea, Well, it has vitamins, it has

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Speaker 1: niacin vite d B twelve, biotin, panther acid acid panther.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but do you drink that, you turn into

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Speaker 1: a thundercat. D ye thunder cat. Those are the same

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Speaker 1: things as at the grocery store. I don't know which one.

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Speaker 1: They're called ice. They're called icy eats, and everybody swears

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Speaker 1: by them because they're like, wait for how is that spelled?

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Speaker 1: I CE have you heard? I got it now? Okay, Basically, basically,

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Speaker 1: they're all zero everything. They're they're they're zero sugar. There's

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Speaker 1: zero fucking calories, all that stuff and people are like, hey,

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Speaker 1: this is legit, but I'm telling you something is fucking up,

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Speaker 1: like they're putting crystals in your nuts or something. Zero

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Speaker 1: sugars doesn't mean there's no sweeten nurse, there's still sweet sweets,

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Speaker 1: there's still sweeteners. There's no I'm not no, that ship

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Speaker 1: is gonna suck you up tripping. What's happening is you

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Speaker 1: drink that and then the dousers from Fraggle Rock will

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Speaker 1: live in your mouth, in your cop and which I

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Speaker 1: don't like. But I think it gets just a fucking deal.

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Speaker 1: It's I bought it to Costco. It's not gonna hurt you.

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Speaker 1: Your you're restrained in something. I guess I just don't

416
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 1: have no time for this sphere. No. I mean, well,

417
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: that's fine. I don't expect you to. I'm just sharing

418
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: because we have time to feel Okay, this is true.

419
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 1: We got episodes because I've just tried to look at

420
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: the clock and fucking yeah you like spiders. Spiders don't

421
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: bother me, man, Spiders don't what if a homie was

422
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: hugging you and refused to let go like that, I'm

423
00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 1: terrified human forever. If it's a cold machine embracing me,

424
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 1: that's that seems natural, that's fine. But what if it

425
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: was just like a hug that just lasted really long,

426
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 1: a guy or worse, someone from your family holding it. Yeah,

427
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: like someone, no, sir, I don't like it, someone so

428
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 1: emotionally distraught. They just refused to let go of the hug. Yeah,

429
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: that's tough. Like Donald Trump handshake style, where you're like,

430
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 1: how long is this gonna? Yeah? Wait, I don't remember that.

431
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: I'll take the human over the machine. That right. I

432
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: don't like the machine. I don't like they don't have

433
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 1: a brain. Dude, do you think I'll be ready? We're

434
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: gonna have to fight fight those things soon. Out there.

435
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: Careful they're listening. What are those dogs? What are the

436
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: robot dogs? The robot dogs spot or dot whatever it is, right,

437
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: the ones with the like the legs that are backwards.

438
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: And I still refuse Boston robotics. I don't think it's real.

439
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 1: I personally think it's all CG. What are you talking about?

440
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: You can buy one. There's seventy g. Actually wait, yeah,

441
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,479
Speaker 1: if you get tickets of Disney, they're free for seventy dollars. Okay,

442
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: here's my thing. Let me ask you guys. Have we

443
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 1: talked about this on the pot. I don't know. Have you?

444
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: Have you, guys ever seen one in real life? A

445
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: cyber dog? Yes, one of those Boston Robotics. Uh robot dogs?

446
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,439
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen one in real life? No? Final answer?

447
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: Think of all the ship we've been to, all the events,

448
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: all the like crazy stuff we've done, and you never

449
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,439
Speaker 1: ever have seen one of those things. Come on, I

450
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: haven't been anywhere in two years. You're actually convinced that

451
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: these are deep fakes. These are just like CG like

452
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: the fucking like they're just painting, augmenting reality. We had

453
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: remote control like helicopters in the Workholics writer's room that

454
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: we got for forty dollars. If you yeah, if you

455
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: pay seve any five thousand dollars, Guess what. There's a

456
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: fucking robot dog that has led ar. I don't man,

457
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 1: I just the way they move, it just doesn't look

458
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: real to me, dude, doesn't look real? Why it doesn't

459
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,239
Speaker 1: look real? Like they're real? They're just as real as

460
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: those robots. Have you seen them try and they push

461
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: over the guy and he's like, yeah, that's super fake.

462
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: Those ones are the most fake of it, like the

463
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 1: ones where they start fighting back and ship because I

464
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: think that. I think what we're doing is we're tapping

465
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: into blake spheres. It's not real and they're real. You're like,

466
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: it can't be real. If they're real, we go no.

467
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: I mean, it is scary when you think about something

468
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: possibly with that amount of strength turning on you without

469
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: any kind of uh, you can't. You can't stick your

470
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: fucking hand down that thing's throat to stop it, you

471
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Anything, What do you do? What

472
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: do you do? But they're being funded by the US government,

473
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: like there for sure making Johnny five And if one

474
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 1: of those things get struck by lightning, we got a

475
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: fun movie on hand, don't It's gonna happen, right? Why

476
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: are they funding that? What is the point of funding

477
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: So we don't have to send human people to go

478
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: into a war? You send robots to kill humans? Yeah, yeah,

479
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: cyber soldiers, yes, yes, for real cyber soldiers. Bro. I

480
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 1: started watching T two the other day and I was like,

481
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: this is this like cyber Dine is online. It's go

482
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:28,400
Speaker 1: time cyberd on skynet. Yeah, that's what it was made

483
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: by cyber I thank you, But it wasn't that the

484
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: whole thing. Isn't that all? Like the main geniuses in

485
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: the world say, like, the way that humans are gonna

486
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: go extinct is actually from the freaking AI from like

487
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: robots killing us, or we're gonna bomb each other first,

488
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: right na, or we're gonna keeping the sandwiches because the

489
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: greatest trick the devil ever convinced us to pull was

490
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: that eating um. Portion control, portion control. That just makes

491
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: me want to go to a fucking aime Jumpers. It's

492
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: been a long time since I hit up a damn

493
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: clean That's a good idea, that's a real good idea.

494
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: They have pipes, correct claim Jumpers has like skins. Yeah

495
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: kind of is what It's like, what would you cause

496
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: like frontier food or something. It's the idea. Is that

497
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: actually a frontier food? It's the idea of Yeah, but

498
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: remember their portions are just gigantic are mongus and they

499
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: have a salad bar. I wonder if that ship's back

500
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: open salsa bars are back, So thank you God, Salsa

501
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: bars are bad. Sala bars are back. The title of

502
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: the episode like it's fucking it's game on. You can

503
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: get your little uh, your little the little tiny little

504
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: things called what are the fuckings? It's not a cup.

505
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: There's an actual ramicin. Thank you. You can get your

506
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: little plastic ramikin. Fill that bad boy up with all

507
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: the different salts. I'm sorry the name of the little

508
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: cup is called a ramkin. Yeah, Blake, I'm so happy

509
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: you pulled that bro so happy. Yeah. Well, I worked

510
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: in the food industry. God, you crush the service crush Okay,

511
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: go on, Camicin a top? Is that the brand that

512
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: makes it? Or what does ramican mean? Or is that

513
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 1: indigenous to the food? And think it's like what makes

514
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: a bowl of a bowl? You know, I think you're

515
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: asking that type of question. Why do we call it

516
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: a plate? Uh? Except for but Ramicin is such an

517
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: odd word, you know the history of the ramicin word.

518
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: The producers can just hit me with ramicin. I think

519
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: it's spelled r A m ik Did you say a

520
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: I wait a minute, here we go, buckle up, t

521
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: I I nation. We're about to go on the Wikipedia

522
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: for mckin. It's the small dish. The term is derived

523
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: from the French around queen, or a cheese or meat

524
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: based bowl baked in small small. Okay, yeah, so it's old.

525
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: You can't read. So let's just so basically, it's like

526
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: Shay lounge. Like we've just kind of bastardized how we

527
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: say it? Okay, ramicin lounge? Chase a chase? How do

528
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: you say that? Do you say that your chase? People

529
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: say chase, Some people say say, some people say some

530
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: people do say chase. Right. I don't know, man, I

531
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: think he was called There's several ways to say it.

532
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you can fucking word that

533
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: is to be honest, like you know, like a little

534
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: the end of your couch, congratulations, like you win. I

535
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: guess I'm too Indie badass? Yeah, oh yeah, you don't

536
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,479
Speaker 1: know what a shay lounge is. Do you know what

537
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: a foil to indie badass you know is? I guess

538
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm too Indie badass? Such a your too Indie badass?

539
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: You don't know what for yer is? Never heard of it.

540
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 1: I guess I'm two Indi badass. No, not for me,

541
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: not for me. Um gonna as an indie badass? How

542
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 1: do you spend you how do you spend your days?

543
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: What's on your what's on the right, what's on the

544
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: menu this evening? So on the menu tonight. Oh that's

545
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: a good one. Ribs, ribs and ribs. So the indie

546
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: badass is eating ribs. Yeah, baby, yeah, baby back. I'm

547
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: on my baby back, baby back, I'm on my baby.

548
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,479
Speaker 1: That was always my guy, was the low voice in that. Yes,

549
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: you can be that guy. Come in, I say, barbecue sauce.

550
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm the I'm this guy, love that chicken and papas.

551
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm this guy. But done done Dune. We got

552
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: the beef from from from the fact that they used

553
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: that fucking sample in the Carl's Junior hertest commercial. Blows

554
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: my mind. Wait, I'm trying to do the Arby's where

555
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: it goes rom ro Oh yeah, no, no, that that's

556
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: what I meant. That's what I meant. Arby's is so

557
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: fucking good, dude. I'm sick of people slandering Arby's. We've

558
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: got the well, what's the deal with Arby's, Like, I

559
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: haven't eat it, I haven't had it forever. They've got

560
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: nothing vegetarian. Here's the thing I was just gonna say,

561
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: Blake's he's talking about people slamming it. When's the last

562
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: time you had it. It's been a minute. They're hard

563
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: to come by. They started to close down. Yeah, yeah, exactly,

564
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: they're not moving. They're not a taco truck that you

565
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: have to follow with the big hat. Baby. Yeah, it's

566
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: right there, right by the goward gulch dog. It's some

567
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: simple of art knowledge and you know where it is.

568
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: That's a big hat, baby, that's a big and for

569
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: the listeners out there, I was this is gonna be

570
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: one of those. I was today years old when I learned,

571
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: uh that Arby's is RBS as in roast whoa. That's

572
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: like m night, shallamand me do, which I learned I

573
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: guess like fifteen years ago. But some people you're learning

574
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 1: it right now. You were today years years old when God,

575
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: that's such a good one for the white board. Oh

576
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: my favorite. I was today years old when I learned

577
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: that Kyle's fear is a roller coaster seatbelt. Hey, well

578
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: I did not have that on my two bingo card.

579
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: That's a good one. I'm really pumped on the sausa

580
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 1: bars being back. I was super scared by that. What

581
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: kind of SAUCEA do you like? What color do you like?

582
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: Like a A smoky I like them all. I don't

583
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: like the smokey one that's like the Chipotle, yeah, or

584
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: Sharky's their main salsa is a little I like it,

585
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: but it's a little too smoky. I think there's a

586
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: time in a place where the smoke there's a time

587
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: in the place I don't mind the Chipotle like Tabasco sauce.

588
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: When you go to um Chipotle and you get the

589
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: chipot le Tabasco, that's kind of good, a little smoky style,

590
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: So you need a hot Chipotle Cholula Oh yeah, wait no, no,

591
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: it's like Chipotle Tabasco. It's like darker. It's like darker.

592
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: It's like they make their own. I thought it was

593
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: Cholula because everybody just started gaffling that ship and they

594
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: were like, okay, well we tried to be nice, and

595
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 1: now everyone's stealing our sauce. Who was gaffling the Cholulas?

596
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: They don't have Cholula Chipotle. Oh from Chipotle? Sorry, I

597
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: forgot where we were. What am I thinking of? Then?

598
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: Baha fresh, you're probably take it Baha Freshha Fresh as

599
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: a sausa bar. Baha Fresh is oh much loved to

600
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: Baha almost went there yesterday. I like the like the

601
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,720
Speaker 1: black salsa that they have there. Yes, but that's very smoky,

602
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: and it's in the toilet. You have to go to

603
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: the toilet with your rama can diarrhea. It's it's got bite,

604
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 1: but it's tasty for me very day. It's it's it's

605
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: hit or miss right, Like it's like it's good on

606
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: like chicken, but or maybe it's gonna No, it's good

607
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: on beef, but I don't I don't prefer it on chicken.

608
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm thinking only chips here, But that's what

609
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm kind of. We're going for it. We're going We're

610
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: just going to buy chips and salsa. Alright, No more

611
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: like weird X factor. I don't know what this chicken

612
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: or like, yeah, a taco is. There's too many flavors

613
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: to job. This is what you poured in your burrito

614
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: as you eat your burrito. Oh yeah, that's the best.

615
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: Every bite I do like that move. Yeah you throw

616
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: a little bit on each bite. Yeah that's a good

617
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: But I want to take back later you can have

618
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: a take back. Let's see an app from you. What

619
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 1: did I do? You can have them? You said chips only,

620
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,240
Speaker 1: and then you go, yeah, no, I like the move.

621
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: I like I'll take it back. But I like the

622
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: move of putting that. I'm not saying, okay, you like

623
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: the move. I'm so sorry I misinterpreted to that as

624
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: exactly what I was talking about. Yeah, I apologize early.

625
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 1: I have an early apology. I'm gonna have an early

626
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: apology right now. I'm tired. You're gonna have an early morning.

627
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: If you don't, I'm gonna be knocking on the door.

628
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm tired, and I'm just having trouble keeping up. Yeah, sorry, struggling.

629
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Man, cut the commercials real quick. Yeah we

630
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: might have to quick. You just let us assess some

631
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 1: shit you might have to can't work back all right

632
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: out but bad. We're back with a lot of energy

633
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: and we're loving it. We were sitting here talking about salsa,

634
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: but now we're smacked out of it. Baby. Oh mg,

635
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: I am a little gassy tonight. I'll say that. Oh God,

636
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: the farts they're bag baby, dear god, the farts. Don't

637
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 1: your face your face? Have you Oh my god, dude,

638
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: his face when he's looking at you. It's like when

639
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: a kid is taking a dump in the curtains and

640
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: they're just staring you down. Taking a dump in the curtains. Yeah,

641
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 1: I don't know what that. Yeah, you know, like little

642
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: kids go high to take ships. Sometimes I don't like

643
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:44,959
Speaker 1: the curtains. Oh, like when they're wearing a diaper, specifically

644
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: going back to when my mom had a ran a daycare,

645
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: and like little homie would go like behind the curtains,

646
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: but you could still see him, and you just know

647
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: he's shop in his pants, right, yeah, yeah, right in

648
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 1: his diaper, because the same thing. Okay, oh it is good.

649
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: But then I'm just gonna start wearing diapers. And I

650
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: guess you've just been diaper. It's the same thing. I'm

651
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: just gonna fucking start wearing diapers. It would be so

652
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: much more official, normalize it. Now's the time the time.

653
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: I mean, Blake would wear one, but it's too much

654
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: of anti badass. But that is the most indie badass

655
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: ship you could do. Wear diapers, Are you serious? Well,

656
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: hold me on. Howard Stern wears him when he goes

657
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: to concerts, um to pee or to poop. Yeah, so

658
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: he so he doesn't have to miss a song. That's

659
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: not a bad idea. Man, he'll piss their ship in

660
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: his diaper, that is hella. Well shit, hopefully you're you're

661
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: not shipping, but if you had, you have to. You know,

662
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: I don't know that I could walk around with the

663
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: fucking ship in my under in my diaper, you know.

664
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: I think that would be the weirdest ship planet. Or

665
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: if he might get a retweet, it's the whole world. God, Like,

666
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: if you're walking around with the in your diaper at

667
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: a concert, bro, I don't know you're going to order

668
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: another beer. That would be Honestly, I don't even know

669
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 1: if I could piss myself purposely. Really, I mean, how

670
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: long has it been since you've just been standing there

671
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: like you We've trained our body in our minds to

672
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: not do it, so to just like rip it. It's

673
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: like the ultimate bad boy. Yeah, I mean you're right,

674
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: ultimate Indie bad that's a bad boy, Like we gotta

675
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: do this, we gotta go buy diapers, and then on

676
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 1: the podcast wet ourselves, first one to do it wins. Yeah,

677
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: that's I could do it. I could do it because

678
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: sometimes even when I like, you know, we'll be in

679
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: the pool, Like, I'll just get out and then you

680
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: just pee, you know, you just pe your short like

681
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: on the summit. Yeah, just like ha ha, I know.

682
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: But there's something already innate there that you're like, I'm

683
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: invading suit, I'm wet and dripping already. There's things that

684
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: are kind of built in that help you. Yeah, it's

685
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: flowing off. You're right, it's going away from the body.

686
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: It'd be weird to be, like to just be sitting

687
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: where you are now and I'll be like, I'm about

688
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: to trap a whole bunch of piss in this diaper

689
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 1: and still sitting in I could do it. You think

690
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: I could do it? It is nasty? Do you think? Yeah?

691
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: I could piss my pants do right now? I don't

692
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: want to. How long could you wear it afterwards? No,

693
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: I'm not even I don't care about that. You don't.

694
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd love to hear about it, but I'm

695
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: just saying I feel like it'd be very difficult for

696
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: me to just piss your pants. I could kiss my

697
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,919
Speaker 1: pants no problem, And then and then the follow up,

698
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: that's awesome, and then the follow up how long you

699
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: could sit there in a diaper. Cool ship my pants

700
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: would be tough. I mean, can you imagine ship in

701
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: your pants? I can if it's like you know sometimes

702
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: when like the coffee hits you wrong and it just

703
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: drops hella quick and it's like, oh damn, Like I'm

704
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: racing my car home, I'm sweating like I might ship

705
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: my pants. Yes, no, you know that. I know I

706
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: don't drink coffing, but I believe I guess when I

707
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: have had like a a frappuccino twice a year. Yeah,

708
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: it's hits you hard. I mean you're just talking about

709
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: when you get a really, really fucking hard trigger warning,

710
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: it's like you gotta fucking go take care of it.

711
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: Brought her up? Do you mind if I talk to

712
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: you about die? I still don't know about fucking spraying

713
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: into a diaper though, you know what it is like,

714
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: they're just the physics, just the physics of it kind

715
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: of because it might shoot up your back. It might

716
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: shoot up your back. That's what happens to my kids. Yeah, blowout.

717
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: I don't blowout. Hey, honey, we got a blowout after

718
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,879
Speaker 1: the podcast? What are you talking about? I'm talking about

719
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 1: the cause of diarrhea. I had to blowout and I

720
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: had to blowout drink the pod. Fuck, can you help me? Hey, guys,

721
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: the look on their faces would be classic Saturday's Saturdays

722
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: for the boys. You guys are fun up. Seriously, the

723
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: fact that we're even talking about this right now, Hey man,

724
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: that's just what happens when you get three guys in

725
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: the room being guys. It's so funny. It's not even

726
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 1: guys were like fucked up guys. You know you're sick. Hey,

727
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: I got a new I gotta speak in a minute.

728
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: I got a new stickin my idea called sick and twisted.

729
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: You're sick in these twisted and it's just dude ship

730
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: in their fans. Yeah, talking about blowout, I'll take it right.

731
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 1: We need Spike TV back. That's the end. Oh my god,

732
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: they happened to Spike TV the Men Awards or The

733
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: Guy Come Awards or whatever. Rights. Did Spike have original content?

734
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: What was Spike's original content? Yeah? Yeah? Um, I think

735
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: didn't they have like one Million Ways to Die or something?

736
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,439
Speaker 1: Was that their show? Do you remember that they had?

737
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: Didn't they have? Um? Blue Mountain State, Oh, Blue Mountain State.

738
00:43:54,840 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: I believe that right, Yeah, I think so legendary. Yeah,

739
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: I TV. I remember an episode of that show where

740
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: everyone borrowed the fleshlight and they all got gnarrhea. Yeah.

741
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: I was like fuck. I was like, God, that's that's good.

742
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 1: That's good. Like the whole football team was like, hey,

743
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: uh I got a fleshlight. Oh cool, And then it

744
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: was like went missing and people kept borrowing it, and

745
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, that would have been an episode that we

746
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: would have done. Wow, we got we got flesh lights

747
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: for free right when we were doing Workaholics. It was

748
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: kind of why it was that was a dark, dark period.

749
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 1: I think it was something about like fully gearing up

750
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: to beat off just didn't seem right. And then I

751
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: like threw it in the dumpster of my house and

752
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: was like someone like was like weird because you had

753
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:51,720
Speaker 1: pick out what porn star you wanted, right, yes, because

754
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: it was mold. They were mold. I know who you got. Like,

755
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: I remember being like, how do you know what that?

756
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: You're like the bomb. I'll let you say. I know

757
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: who it is. It's at double a asa Akira. How

758
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: you're saying you you were you were like quick on it.

759
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: You're like a secure for me. Over here. I want

760
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: to say mine was um god, I can't remember her name, tall,

761
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: like asian ish, with like giant cans. That doesn't narrow

762
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: it down, brother, all right, let's trim out the last part.

763
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: No no no, no, no no, she was like famous. She

764
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: was like famous, legit famous. She's like a nurse now

765
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: or like a doctor, like all asian iss. Would you

766
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: do you remember how they would tell you to clean

767
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,399
Speaker 1: it and just throw it in the dishwasher. Oh yeah,

768
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: the tanga egg. Like that was the gnarliest part for me,

769
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: souse it is. It's like you do it once and

770
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: then you're just like, well that's it, that's never gonna

771
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: that's just throw this out now, right, Like you just

772
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,720
Speaker 1: throw it out. How dare you? How dare you wash

773
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: it with other dishes, with people in your household? No,

774
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: that's what I didn't do. I just tossed it. The

775
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: cons to washing a fucking whatever flesh, you gotta hand

776
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,399
Speaker 1: wash it. Bro the concept of washing it. I don't

777
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: know that ship was wild. I think I just ditched it.

778
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: I was like, it's all good, just hand wash it,

779
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: take it out back and like you know, kind of

780
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: beat it against the rock and then hang it up

781
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: on the he just got four Um, what are they called? What?

782
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: What are these things? Flashlights? I was gonna say pocket pussy,

783
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: but that sounded offensive. That's what I was almost going

784
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: to say. But then I'm like, that's not it. What

785
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: were those you said? That's offensive? Well it's not as

786
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: it's not as nice as flesh light. I don't even

787
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 1: know what a pocket pussy was. Yeah, what was that

788
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: now being crass? It's gross? Isn't that the same thing?

789
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: But it wasn't it was before like that. Sorry, I'm

790
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:58,479
Speaker 1: just watching porn now, just kind of trailed off. No,

791
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 1: I'm just looking for this check. Commercial break, you guys

792
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: feel like commercials. I'm just looking for this check now.

793
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: All right, we're back from commercials. Everybody pretty good? What up? Everybody? Jersey?

794
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: Jersey's gun completely off the rails. He's no longer here.

795
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: Let's hamster. You're really trying to find this person. She's

796
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: a huge star. It's gonna bug me it really look

797
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: up her eye or like what movies? I know we're

798
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: gonna hang up. I know, I'm what movie was she in?

799
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: Top Gun? One Man? Yeah? Yeah, top gun? Uh cock gun? Um,

800
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what movie gosh, but

801
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: I know in the middle of the night, I'm gonna

802
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 1: go it was so and so really by the way,

803
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 1: Then after they gave us the ones that were like

804
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: named after people, then we got the Tanga eggs, the

805
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,399
Speaker 1: Tanga which it We've talked about those before. But then

806
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: we got this like fucking fact machine that you stick

807
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: your dick in. Do you remember this thing? What? I

808
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: don't remember that. I don't think I got that one. Honestly.

809
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: It was like the size of a portable speaker that

810
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: you would bring to a pool party, right, and then

811
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: at the bottom there was just the entrance. Wait what Yeah,

812
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: it was like sticking your dick into um, like a

813
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 1: contraption from the movie Saw. I'm sorry, right, We're like

814
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: the dude is like I got a thing trapped around

815
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: his head. He's like I can't get it off. Damn that.

816
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: I feel like you might have just bought just what

817
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,919
Speaker 1: is that on your own time? Bro? Yeah, I don't

818
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 1: know what the hell. I think this was a sponsor thing.

819
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: This is just something you pleasure that's kind of cool,

820
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 1: and this was the thing. I might have got it

821
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: out of the box real quick, I'll say that. That's

822
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: kind of cool, like a mystery box. You don't know

823
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: what's happening inside there, but it feels good. Yeah. Yeah,

824
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 1: that's some indie bad boy ship, you guys. It was

825
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: it was too crazy. It was like you had to

826
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: have like dexterity. You had to have like a really

827
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: tricked out Marvel card rating to be able to operate

828
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: this thing. Your dexterity had to be way quite high. Whoa,

829
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: people are real friendly around here. Yeah, you had to

830
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 1: get a thirty sided die to roll some high dexterity.

831
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: There we go a little D and D reff. Nice brother,

832
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: you've been playing D and d uh. My kid's been

833
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 1: building characters and stuff. Yeah. Really, Yeah, that is fucking cool.

834
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 1: I want to cry just hearing that. That's so cool

835
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: and it's getting into Pokemon where I just I'm like,

836
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, dude, there's gonna be a whole new

837
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,879
Speaker 1: world for you. You don't even touch that ship. It's

838
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: so outside of your comfort zone. Dude. You would be

839
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,439
Speaker 1: an incredible d M though. Yeah, you would. You would

840
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: be a really great you'd be a killer dungeon master.

841
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: Slide in my dungeon Master. But I used to do

842
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: it because I went to a sports camp, but I

843
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: wasn't like a sports kid from DP D and D

844
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: to a T m uh. But the back of the

845
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: bus was me and like the four other kids that

846
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: were not like baseball kids or whatever it was. And

847
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 1: this one counselor would just be like, we're playing Dungeons

848
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: and Dragons and he would just be like, you're this,

849
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: this is your power. You're this, this is your power,

850
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: You're this whatever, just like reel off the cuff. And

851
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,919
Speaker 1: then he'd be like, you're entering the temple. You're looking

852
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: for the jewels, right, And then you get in this

853
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: room all of a sudden, the ceilings coming down. What

854
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? And you're like, he hasn't ball staff,

855
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: you just staff to support. He's like, okay, the next room.

856
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: I like, what's going on here, guys, And that's right,

857
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: We're I learned the bones of storytelling. That's that's exactly right.

858
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: That's why you would be a really good dungeons shout

859
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: out yeah. I will say that, like when we got

860
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 1: the show and we would sit around the table ally

861
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: Jason Alchell shout out, shout out Jason. When we got

862
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: the show and started writing around the writer's room table.

863
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 1: It felt like old D and D just making ship

864
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: up and trying to get the characters where needed them

865
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: to go. That would be a really sick writer's room

866
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: if you really laid it out like a D and

867
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: D game. It's a big old You sound just like

868
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 1: that guy, I mean it is it is that you go,

869
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: you go, all right, these are the characters. Now, let's

870
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: creates scenarios for them and use the things based on

871
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: what we've already agreed on. Are there, you know, strength

872
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 1: weaknesses that and the showrunner is like the dungeon master

873
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: or the head writer, depending on what their interactions are.

874
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: You know, you the audience are the dungeons. Choose your

875
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: own adventure. But yeah, that's what it is. That's the

876
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: little tidbit for the day. Guys. What the Pokemon is?

877
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: It is a Pokemon cards? Is he going down that

878
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: road that gets kind of expensive? I think all I

879
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: know is that he rolled up on me and was

880
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: like he just flat out goes so how many um

881
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: like different powers out there? And I was like, I

882
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about? Is a Pokemon? I go?

883
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: I still don't know. So then he was like I

884
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: have these cards and he's like google it, and I'm like, okay,

885
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: there's fire, metals, fighting fire, psychic, right, there's electricity, psychic,

886
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: fairy water. Yes, there's lightning. Uh. And so he has

887
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: those cards. I don't know where we go from here. Yeah.

888
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: I think he must be playing the Pokemon card game.

889
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: He's inventing characters now the Pokemon card game. My my

890
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: nephew will play Pokemon cards with me too, But he's

891
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: not playing like where you actually have to cast whatever

892
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: their form of manna is you just he's playing where

893
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: you're just like is my number bigger than your number?

894
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: And you put it down. It's just basically war with

895
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: Pokemon cards there. I was like, what about all this?

896
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: You have to cast all this, this is your your

897
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: your life source. He's like, we don't play with that.

898
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: Like okay, yeah, all right, I get my heads up

899
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: before you went to school. I go don't know. No.

900
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: I was like, don't trade cards with anybody. Yeah, I

901
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care what they say. I don't

902
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: care if you like the look of their car cards.

903
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,240
Speaker 1: You don't know what you're doing yet. Don't you fucking

904
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: trade cards? Wow? I was just like no. I was like.

905
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: I was like, do not trade cards. Learn more about

906
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: this before somebody tricks you into getting their shitty cards

907
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: for your good cards. And he was like okay, well yeah,

908
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: like because what like is it Jake Paul or Logan

909
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,720
Speaker 1: one of the Paul brothers, Like, where's that Pikachu around

910
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: his neck? Because it's worth like five million dollars or something.

911
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: It's something insane. Yeah, but I don't even know what

912
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,439
Speaker 1: it is. It's some Pikachu card like o G. Yeah,

913
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: just like one of the one of one. It's like

914
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: diamond encrusted. It just rolls for it right here. It's nuts, dude.

915
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? Yeah? I don't want anything encrusted? Unstable? Yeah, man,

916
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: at those are delicious. Those are like super bad for

917
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: you though, right uncrustables. Those are just peanut butter and

918
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,040
Speaker 1: jelly sandwiches without the crust. Yeah, but they're load it

919
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: with like sugar and like trans trans fat. I like,

920
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: I like you any fats trans or otherwise, I'm I

921
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: like them. Yeah, they're great. We're huge fans. Hey, any

922
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: takebacks or apologies, public apologies, any any personal takebacks and

923
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: statements want to say sorry to the trans fat community.

924
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm very sorry about that. Uncrustables are very very yummy.

925
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: They have what is it? It's jelly and paint abutter

926
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: built in and then like just bye bread. What does

927
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 1: what does the does the meaning of this? What does

928
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: the trans stand for in trans fats? What do you

929
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: guys know? What does trans stand for in trans fats?

930
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: Oh god, you sound like such a boomer. Step in it, okay, boomer, transformation.

931
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:58,240
Speaker 1: It's probably transformation fats, transformative, transformative fats, Transylvanian fats trans okay,

932
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: and a fe trans unsaturated fatty acids ladies and gentlemen.

933
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, what is the trans that doesn't answer with

934
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 1: the trans? Trans? You fucking idiots? Transformative and we love

935
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:16,959
Speaker 1: you kidding? But am I kidding? I take bad, my my,

936
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: my take bag is calling her an idiot when we

937
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: were asking what trans is short for, and then she

938
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: put in the comments a longer name that doesn't explain

939
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: what trans is short for. Maybe it's transitional, unsaturated transformative,

940
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: transformative unsaturated fatty acids, transformers transformers unsaturated fatty acids. Um,

941
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 1: I have, guys, what do you think the odds are?

942
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: As really mad at me? When we get off of this,

943
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 1: we'll find out. And there's like like there's an a

944
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: side where it's like, don't do that. I go. I go,

945
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. It was a little crazy. You know.

946
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 1: I respect you, I appreciate all right, goodnight, everyone understand

947
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 1: Hanging back for a second. Dude, Like the teacher when

948
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: she'd say, and I'd like to see you after a class,

949
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, those were the worst, you like, go,

950
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 1: but then she just ends. So then that was like

951
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: she's about bros. We all know what that means. All

952
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,720
Speaker 1: teachers are trying to your students. We've established this little

953
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: previous episode. I'm going to see you after class. Oh

954
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: that twelve yearlds about the funk o. Man, Oh god,

955
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 1: I have zero takebacks, but I do have an admission

956
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:46,839
Speaker 1: to make. Oh my god, Oh my god, I want

957
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,240
Speaker 1: to admit I think to you guys, it's been Adam

958
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: the whole time. Oh god, I miss Adam so much,

959
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: that son of a bitch. Do you remember when I

960
00:56:54,520 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: said garden galaxy? Yes, yes, I knew that was wrong. Okay,

961
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 1: what is it of the galaxy? I know what it is,

962
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 1: but I thought it was funny. So I took you

963
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: on a little ride. What's the raccoon's name? Yeah, fucking

964
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: stitch Broch Bradley Cooper, Homie Bradley got that part right.

965
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: Quiz me on the marble quiz me on the Marble unit.

966
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: What's the name of the tall tree Groot? And who

967
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 1: voices that van Diesel? So good? Bro, I know my marbles,

968
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,439
Speaker 1: I know my marbles. Who's the green guy? Which green guy?

969
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: The buff green dude? Is that Bautista? Baby? Who's the

970
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: big I don't know. I don't don't know that character's name. No, sorry, unfortunately,

971
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know anything Big Green. Yes, he's

972
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: like the funniest character you mean, No, he's like incredible hole.

973
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: He's like an undead dude, Drax brother, come on, friend,

974
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: like the funniest character. Who who's He's not green? He's

975
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: like gray and Red. He's green in the comics. Drax

976
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: is green. Are we talking about the comics right now?

977
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: Ray and Red? I'm sure not. Drax is green. No,

978
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: Draxx is green. They probably changed him gray because they

979
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: already had Hulk or whatever. But Drax is green. Bro.

980
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: These guys are saying he's gray and the comments he's gray,

981
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 1: and he said he's great and red. He said, he's great,

982
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 1: and he's great, and he's great. Blake, you are color blind.

983
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: You guys are stupid. Drax is green in the comics.

984
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: You are color BLDU my be color blind. I'm talking

985
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: drags from the comic books. And he is green. Look

986
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: at any pictures. He's fucking green, dude. Yes, he's very green.

987
00:58:54,920 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: An drax is green? Uhh fan ofs his purple? Come on? Yeah, no,

988
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: you're not color baring? What else? What else? What? Colors? Gray?

989
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: Hulk gray? A um? What about the girl whose eyes

990
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: are all black? Who is? Who's that? I don't know

991
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: she's got like the little mansis? Yeah, yeah, well color

992
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: how do you know? I don't know. I don't remember

993
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: her from that. I don't care. If you're black, white,

994
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: polka dot? Is that what you're gonna say? Huh? Get

995
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 1: the way he's shaking your head right now, swaggering right now? Huh.

996
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: Hey baby, it's a late night daddy's night out. Alright,

997
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: it's ten oh seven pm here on the Weird Coast. Yeah, man,

998
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: let's go all night. There's a marathon stay two, yeah,

999
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: let's do twenty four hours. Any dead ringers yea Dead Ringers. Yeah,

1000
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: Daniel Radcliffe as weird Al Yankovich Baby dead ring or

1001
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: come did we we We've covered that and we did,

1002
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: we did, and the trailers out and it looks great.

1003
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: Kyle got any more left in the chamber before we

1004
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: ride up? What up? What up? What up? What up? What?

1005
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 1: You got your diaper on? You ready to grip it

1006
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: and rip it for us one last time? Come on, dude,

1007
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: take us out with a huge ship. Brother, ladies and gentlemen.

1008
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 1: That's all from tonight's v I P Loude. You got

1009
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: me letting me, let me into other places tonight, back

1010
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: door style, like in the kitchens and stuff kitchen. It's

1011
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: your week, it's your week. Closing up. Okay, I'm working

1012
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: on it. Fun bro, I don't want to do it anymore. Alright.

1013
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: That was another episode up man, I had a blowout.

1014
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: Drink the d fuck