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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcasts?

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Speaker 1: I got a question. So obviously this morning I had

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Speaker 1: some weird rash that was taking over my body, and

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Speaker 1: it's somehow cleared up. Granted, I think the benedril has

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Speaker 1: probably tell that I'm under the effect of benedril right now.

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Speaker 1: Is it obvious that I'm a little sleepy. You seem

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Speaker 1: a little sleepy, sluggish. Yeah, So I have a question

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Speaker 1: for you guys, if you were to wake up, if

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Speaker 1: someone else were to wake up in your body, what

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Speaker 1: would they need to know? Like? What would that? What

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Speaker 1: weird things do you deal with on a regular basis

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Speaker 1: that Like, Yo, no, that's totally normal. Don't call the doctor.

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Speaker 1: You're fine. My knee just does that every once in

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Speaker 1: a while, Like my elbow will get really tight and

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Speaker 1: I'll just pop it and it'll be back to normal. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I have one my my right shin sometimes feels like

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Speaker 1: my bone needs to crack, like somewhere in the middle.

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Speaker 1: So all I have to do is go hit is

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Speaker 1: popping against the floor and it cracks. Here. Everyone, I'll

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Speaker 1: turn over and I'll see scary moving and then I

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Speaker 1: hear pops and cracks that I'm popping it back. But

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Speaker 1: just to let the person who takes you over my body, No,

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Speaker 1: nothing to be alarmed at. Don't call the doctor. I've

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Speaker 1: been living with it for a couple of years now.

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Speaker 1: It's a bump shin. It's like somewhere in between the

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Speaker 1: knee bone in the middle whatever, right there, I go.

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Speaker 1: It's whatever the middle part of what's the front of

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Speaker 1: the calf called where the two bones are. Sometimes they

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Speaker 1: don't talk to each other, so I just gotta go

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Speaker 1: whap and they pop them back. And you've never seen

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Speaker 1: a doctor for this. When I'm wrecked, I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: that I'm a one o'clock, two o'clock, one o'clock, definitely

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Speaker 1: one o'clock. But anyway, yeah, no need, no problem. We're

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Speaker 1: all good, okay, fair enough. Even a couple of things.

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Speaker 1: So I had an a c L surgery, like complete reconstruction,

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Speaker 1: I have these huge scars. I can't feel anything under there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like nothing. It's crazy. People try to tickle me. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: My knee because it was like a complete reconstruction and

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Speaker 1: they took part of my leg to build that little tendon.

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Speaker 1: When you touch it in certain spots, I feel it

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Speaker 1: in a different part of my body. So like if

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Speaker 1: you touch my kneecap, sometimes I feel it in the

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Speaker 1: top of my thigh, or sometimes I'll feel it like

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Speaker 1: right behind my ear. It's the weird, like they did

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Speaker 1: something with my nerves. It's strange. And also I almost

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Speaker 1: never feel pain, which is really My sister is very

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Speaker 1: worried about it. That never get hangovers ever. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: my sister says, she's really worried I'm gonna die because

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Speaker 1: I don't have the natural defense mechanisms, Like you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to feel pain to not do something bad, You're supposed

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Speaker 1: to get a hangover to not keep drinking, and these

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Speaker 1: I can't say never. I had one when I was

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Speaker 1: twenty four years old, because we drank everything that was

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Speaker 1: I can take down like a whole bottle of Jameson

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Speaker 1: be fine on that note of my body, stay away

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Speaker 1: from Cafe Petrone. I used to be able to ingest

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Speaker 1: Cafe Petrone. So please, if you take over my body,

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Speaker 1: don't drink that ship, because you will You'll immediately turn

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Speaker 1: into the guy you were that night in Atlantic City,

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Speaker 1: spider this. So I can't drink. There's a couple of

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Speaker 1: I have a couple of questions for you in a second.

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Speaker 1: When I first went to college, my roommate Brad, we

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Speaker 1: look good. And I just must have looked great because

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Speaker 1: I was stifling the urge to vomit, and so I

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Speaker 1: another five years. So the drink you can't drink, drink? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't have when I can't drink. No. I hate,

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Speaker 1: absolutely hate fireball, just because I hate cinnamon, so when

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Speaker 1: after you puke. There's a reason your body is telling

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Speaker 1: you to do it out. Danielle listens to that urge

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Speaker 1: feel like I have to throw up I to reverse it.

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Speaker 1: You know, I haven't vomited in you're going to dank yourself.

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Speaker 1: But you poop a lot. You have the runs a lot,

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Speaker 1: but not since I've been eating my yogurt. I had.

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Speaker 1: I figured it out. You come in recently and like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I had some. I had some spicy Thai food one

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Speaker 1: pooped since then. So we were talking about we started

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Speaker 1: for a day, Danielle, what would you need to tell them, Like, uh, mayonnaise, okay?

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Speaker 1: What like medical things like what parts of your body

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Speaker 1: used to that. My headaches, my migraines. Always carry your

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Speaker 1: trying to think what don't Don't try and run a

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Speaker 1: Scary and you said the last time you worked out?

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Speaker 1: to school. But you know, you could find another trainer.

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Speaker 1: I could, but I liked him. I'm actually sympathetic to

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to have. No, he said, that was perfectly fine.

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Speaker 1: But listen, you do. You have to understand that the guy,

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Speaker 1: he works. Yes, it works, but he even tells you scary.

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Speaker 1: at twenty minutes, he says, give me fifteen to twenty

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Speaker 1: That's a lot. The thing is, I will make an

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Speaker 1: That's a good idea. I don't like that idea the money,

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Speaker 1: Chanel bags if you lose yes, no, I think that's

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Speaker 1: the whole point of a trainer is it's account It's

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Speaker 1: mine is also though, with a trainer, I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: don't look stupid and weak in front of you. Fine,

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Speaker 1: pushed me and then I go home and DIALOGE. But

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Speaker 1: trainer that you don't expect someone to see. It's like

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Speaker 1: It was this little little woman. I was like, all right,

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Speaker 1: You still have to go on. Well, you said gold, No,

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Speaker 1: I said gold Schlogger. I thought when you said another

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Speaker 1: one Rumplemans that is raspberry snop snops in black House.

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Speaker 1: of snops. Another one you stren evan, which they call

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Speaker 1: You see for commercial nightly man will cause restless like syndrome.

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Speaker 1: glass of rosemary. Baby. Yeah, it's terrible. Oh god, I'm

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Speaker 1: I throw up. I just don't get a hangover. And

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Speaker 1: of for like two years. With Greek food, I just

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Speaker 1: they're not a client someone to say it handa Express.

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Speaker 1: I used to love that orange chicken, but so ill.

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Speaker 1: I was sick for a week. I lost twenty pounds.

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Speaker 1: It was remember that what was that disease that people

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Speaker 1: died of in Oregon trail? Oh, cholera? No, uh not diarrheas.

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Speaker 1: My doctor told me, you have dysenterium. Yes, from Express,

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Speaker 1: I got dysenter It's basically when your body is just

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Speaker 1: avoiding itself of in fluid because anytime it was like

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Speaker 1: my you know how your your stummy, your intestines like

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Speaker 1: twirl around. It's like mine was just a straight line

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Speaker 1: from my mouth to my butt hole. Because any time

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Speaker 1: I drank or ate anything, it would be right out

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Speaker 1: the other end it was, but to the point where

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Speaker 1: when I finally go to my doctor, he goes, I

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Speaker 1: walked into my doctor's office, he looks at me, goes

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Speaker 1: go to the emergency room downstairs, like I looked that bad.

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Speaker 1: And so when I finally did go back to up

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Speaker 1: to see him, after they gave me a couple of

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Speaker 1: I VS. He goes, well, the good news is you

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Speaker 1: just basically had a colonic because you have nothing left

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Speaker 1: in your entire system. Everything has been cleaned out. Some

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Speaker 1: people pay for that. Well, I got it for free

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Speaker 1: and it was painful, and you got that orange. Never

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Speaker 1: again that you have to sit on a water fountain?

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Speaker 1: How did that happen? Calonice? Don't they shove water up

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Speaker 1: your butt? Yeah? They took a hose, Yeah, and they

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Speaker 1: turn it on and had never heard that happen. Charlemagne

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Speaker 1: has who doesn't all the time, he loves them. I

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Speaker 1: mean you say what that there's like ten to fifteen

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Speaker 1: pounds of just like crap, literally like crap inside you.

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Speaker 1: If you just did one of those would come out.

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Speaker 1: When you prepare for a colonoscopy, is that the same?

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Speaker 1: Does it clean you as well as a colonic does

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Speaker 1: that's how you had a colonoscopy recently. Yep, I didn't

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Speaker 1: poop as much as I thought I was going to

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Speaker 1: poop at all. And then I went in thinking they're

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Speaker 1: going to have to reschedule. There's no way, and they

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Speaker 1: said no, you're all cleaned out. So I was full

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Speaker 1: as much sh it as I thought. Oh well, that's debatable.

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Speaker 1: On this show, Danielle, you're always full of ship. Listen

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Speaker 1: to the conversations we're having and think, how does anyone

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Speaker 1: love me? Like you know what I did the other day?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing music coming up home.

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Speaker 1: I came home after being with my dad at the

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Speaker 1: hospital for six days, and I came home and I

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Speaker 1: saw my family and I walk in and having a

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Speaker 1: conversation with my husband and I just fart right and

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Speaker 1: he talked about and he goes, oh, well, welcome home.

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Speaker 1: I was mortified, like this, poor guys missed me for

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Speaker 1: six days and this is what happens. And I was.

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Speaker 1: I felt so stupid, and he's like, it's honey, it's fine,

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Speaker 1: don't worry you, and thank you for not woking me.

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