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Speaker 1: You're here, we're here. Let's do this podcast thing all right?

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Speaker 1: All right, fulling out of the show starts now.

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Speaker 2: Imagine texting on Venus, streaming TV shows on Mars. It

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Speaker 2: may not be as far away as you think.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound very fun, Jeff, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: be by myself on another planet.

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Speaker 2: Well, sorry, broke, because NASA and Nokia have just partnered

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Speaker 2: up to start building a working cellular network on the Moon. Ah,

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Speaker 2: so lunar visitors who take a trip or decide to

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Speaker 2: live up there can text and video chat between planets.

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Speaker 1: Dude, you know the first thing they're sending is not

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Speaker 1: appropriate for work. I just have an idea.

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Speaker 3: You know you're hoping for that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, can you imagine just being up there all

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Speaker 1: by yourself?

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Speaker 2: Just imagine what it looks like in zero G.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that would be hard.

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Speaker 2: It's not even like a future Maybe this is gonna

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Speaker 2: happen someday sort of thing.

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Speaker 3: It's right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's a SpaceX rocket is due to launch this

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Speaker 2: year carrying a simple four G network to the Moon,

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Speaker 2: and the lander's gonna install it at the Moon's south pole,

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Speaker 2: so astronauts can stream stranger things from two hundred and

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Speaker 2: thirty eight thousand miles away.

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Speaker 4: Is it gonna be like earthough, Like when it rains

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Speaker 4: a bunch and all of a sudden it's all spotty.

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Speaker 1: Like, can someone get out there?

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me with this?

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Speaker 2: I live fifteen minutes away from this studio. I can

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Speaker 2: barely get one bar of cell service at my house.

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Speaker 2: I am standing on the roof with the tinfoil hat on,

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Speaker 2: and I can't send a text. And now you're telling

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Speaker 2: me there's gonna be high speed four G on the

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Speaker 2: frickin Moon. That's the priority.

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Speaker 5: Great.

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Speaker 1: I do feel like Jeff would be the one on

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Speaker 1: the show that would actually enjoy living on the moon,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, finally, as remote as

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Speaker 1: I wanted it to.

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Speaker 2: Be, Mom can't call me up here, at least she

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Speaker 2: used to be able to.

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Speaker 3: No, this is great.

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Speaker 2: Let's dump forty billion dollars into this so they can

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Speaker 2: set up some sort of like cosmic calling center and

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Speaker 2: scam old people from the surface of Mars.

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Speaker 1: I have feeling they have warranty issues on the moon

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Speaker 1: as well, you know, if I'm trying.

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Speaker 2: To look at the positives though here, the one good

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Speaker 2: thing that comes out of This is at least now

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Speaker 2: the astronauts can finally live stream the shock color question

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Speaker 2: of the.

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Speaker 3: Day while they're collecting moon rocks.

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Speaker 2: I will watch give them something fun to listen to,

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Speaker 2: Digital Jake, let's do some trivia for Lunar Larry up there.

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Speaker 6: In nineteen sixty four, Martha and the Bendettas sang a

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Speaker 6: song called Dancing in the Street, which a new study

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Speaker 6: found is actually one of the top three worst places

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Speaker 6: to dance.

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Speaker 7: Oh but it does show how much people love to

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So whether you're hitting the one two step, cranking it

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Speaker 1: What it sounds like every time I do it.

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Speaker 7: Dance comes in many different styles and forms all over

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Speaker 6: So to celebrate this hip shaking, roof raising holiday, we're

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Speaker 6: gonna do a special.

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Speaker 7: Is this a real dance or did we make it up?

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Speaker 6: Addition plenty of twenty interesting I'll give you each name

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Speaker 6: of a dance style from somewhere in the world, and

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Speaker 7: Real or made up.

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Speaker 6: Let's start with the woman who dances like an undercooked

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Speaker 6: piece of spaghetti, hitting a kitchen wall, Alexis. Your dance

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Speaker 6: is the Indonesian monkey dance, where large groups of men

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Speaker 6: over their heads. Is that a real dance or did

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Speaker 6: I make that up?

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's what my husband does.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think the monkeys in Indonesia though, are

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Speaker 1: Fun of them? Yeah, if you were doing the dance,

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Speaker 3: He's in the Jungle book.

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Speaker 2: Mogi does it with all the dances with all the

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Speaker 1: I mean, if Mog does, it must be true.

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Speaker 6: Jake Alexis says, that's a real dance. That is Alexis

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Speaker 7: To the next round. We're over to Brook, Okay Brook.

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Speaker 6: Your dance is the Himalayan hopscotch, where dancers in the

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Speaker 6: paul do synchronize jumps from square to square in intricate

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Speaker 6: patterns to celebrate the joy of mountain climbing. Is that

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Speaker 6: a real dance or did I make that up?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it would be amazing if that was actually

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Speaker 1: the like origins of hopscotch, But I just don't think

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Speaker 1: we're pulling it from there. I think that it's fake.

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Speaker 1: I think you made it up.

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Speaker 7: Brook says, that's a made up dance. That is made

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Speaker 6: Two for two so far, Jose, it's your turn, Okay.

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Speaker 6: Your movement is called the Dublin Dodger. It's a lively

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Speaker 6: Irish jig performed at street festivals where dancers weave in

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Speaker 7: Dance or did I make that up?

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Speaker 1: Beer everywhere?

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Speaker 4: That's so cool? Was Irish?

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Speaker 2: It's got a catchy name, the Dublin Dodger, and it

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Speaker 2: just makes too much sense.

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Speaker 4: Makes me think Jake made it up. It's a stereotype. No, Jake,

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Speaker 4: it's fake.

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Speaker 7: Jose said, that's made up.

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Speaker 1: That is.

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Speaker 7: Three.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey, it's your turn. Your dance the South African gum Boot,

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Speaker 6: where performers wear giant rubber boots and use them to

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Speaker 6: create rhythmic sounds by stomping, clicking, and slapping them to

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Speaker 6: the beat.

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Speaker 7: Is it a real dance or did I make that up?

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Speaker 9: Cool?

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Speaker 2: Sounds exactly like the musical stomp, Jake. Yeah, I feel

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Speaker 2: like you just ripped it right.

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Speaker 3: From Broadway. I'm gonna say that's fake.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey says, that's a made up dance. That is a

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Speaker 6: real dance.

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Speaker 7: I actually saw stomp as a young child, fell asleep

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Speaker 7: in the crowd.

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Speaker 9: There.

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Speaker 6: All right, let's go over to Alexis. Alexis, your dance

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Speaker 6: is called the Parisian Pigeon Dance. It's a French dance

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Speaker 6: from the Middle Ages where participants flutter and peck in

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Speaker 6: stylized movements while making cooling noises to honor the local

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Speaker 6: pigeons that dominate the city squares. Is that a real dancer?

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Speaker 6: Did I make that up?

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Speaker 8: I hate I hate pigeons, and this is terrifying that

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Speaker 8: the people doing this, but the.

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Speaker 3: French people might love pigeons they.

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Speaker 4: Fancy out there. It's called squabbers.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't think they're doing it.

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Speaker 1: I think it's fake.

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Speaker 3: Jake Alexi says, that's fake.

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Speaker 7: That is.

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Speaker 4: Fake dance.

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Speaker 1: Alexis two for two dancing Queen.

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Speaker 6: Brook Turkish Sufi whirling. It's a ceremonial dance where you

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Speaker 6: spin around in circles until you reach a state of

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Speaker 6: pure spiritual ecstasies. Is that a real dance or did

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Speaker 6: I make that up.

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Speaker 1: I always joked that this is the first time you

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Speaker 1: ever feel inepriated as a child. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, like the first time you feel.

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Speaker 7: Like Brooke said, real?

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Speaker 6: That is a real dance, now, Jose, your dance the

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Speaker 6: Cairo Camel line. It's an Egyptian inspired dance where participants

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Speaker 6: mimic the slow walk of a camel while forming a

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Speaker 6: conga line that sways to desert rhythms. Is a dance

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Speaker 6: or a made up dance?

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Speaker 2: Camel It's too funny.

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Speaker 4: There'd be a million people laughing, rocking across the desert.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it's fake.

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Speaker 7: Jose said, that's made up. That is person to get

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Speaker 7: one wrong. Jose, You've won today's edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: I'm dancing, Okay, alright, I'm down.

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Speaker 2: You gotta choose who's gonna sing the song while they

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Speaker 2: get shocked, and they're gonna be singing.

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Speaker 3: I want to dance with somebody by Whitney Houston.

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Speaker 2: You gotta sing this, Oh, I want to dance with somebody.

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Speaker 2: I want done for the day.

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Speaker 3: That's your chocolar Question of the Day.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Brook, I have some disturbing news. And before I tell you,

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Speaker 2: I just want you to know everything is gonna be okay.

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Speaker 2: We're here for you.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: But there's a brand new virus going around and Brook

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Speaker 2: is gonna be devastated because it's creating a global chocolate short.

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Speaker 3: That's it's happening.

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Speaker 1: Just give me that moment at wait, what does that mean.

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Speaker 2: It's called the cacaw swollen shoot virus disease, or c

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Speaker 2: S s v D for short, and it's ravaging all

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Speaker 2: the cocoa trees in West Africa right now, which is

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Speaker 2: where over half the world's chocolate supply comes from.

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Speaker 1: Dude, save the trees, save the coco.

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Speaker 3: It's too late.

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Speaker 2: Experts are saying it's like COVID nineteen, but for chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Chocolate masks on the little masks.

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Speaker 2: Once infected, the plant starts exhibiting symptoms such as swelling

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Speaker 2: of the stems and roots. Oh yeah, I like that,

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Speaker 2: shrinking of the cocoa pods, and rumor as they even

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Speaker 2: lose their sense of smell and taste, just temporarily.

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Speaker 10: You know. I think.

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Speaker 2: I'm kidding, but it is really happening, and fighting the

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Speaker 2: virus has been sou super tough because the bugs that

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Speaker 2: give me that.

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Speaker 3: And it's thanks to vaccines, all right.

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Speaker 2: They've been inoculating crops with c SSVD vaccines.

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Speaker 1: To get this vaccine. I eat so much chocolate that

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Speaker 1: I could actually be part tree.

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Speaker 9: You might be.

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Speaker 2: Experts are saying chocolate could become scarce though, very soon,

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Speaker 2: So it's time to start stockpiling those Hershey bars selling

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Speaker 2: them on eBay for three hundred bucks per square.

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Speaker 1: I do not mess around with Hershey Okay, yeah, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let my husband know to clear out

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Speaker 1: the closet because mama's got to make room.

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories is going to be put in there right

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Speaker 2: after this. It's the radio segment that challenged Keanie Reeves

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Speaker 2: to a whoe off. They've been going back and forth

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Speaker 2: saying whoa at each other for ninety straight monow.

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Speaker 3: Neither one is.

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Speaker 2: Backing down, so I don't know who's gonna win. Good

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Speaker 2: news is everybody wins with Laser Stories for a segment

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Speaker 2: where we read weird news stories around the globe.

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Speaker 3: Just like everyone else does.

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Speaker 2: Except we've got a laser, said he whoa bros. Just

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Speaker 2: year olds Kerrie Clark looked everywhere but couldn't find her cat, Galina.

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Speaker 2: She even put up signs in the neighborhood and made

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Speaker 2: Ten cats shipped to her every single week, so nothing

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Speaker 1: Why are they shipping work boots? Couldn't have been like

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Speaker 2: Forty one year old Chloe Walker is a real estate

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Speaker 2: The end the court ruled that Chloe's negligence was at fault.

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Speaker 5: Oh good on her.

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Speaker 2: The probably not this next Lazer stories out of celebrity world.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I live here now, I know any better since.

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Speaker 3: So let me guess one of my friends. It's not

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Speaker 2: There's been a lot of talk about Jennifer Lopez's career

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, she's like canceling tour dates because

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Speaker 3: I mean the wedding Planner one was pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 3: Let's give her a little bit of credit.

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Speaker 11: But yeah, a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Her new album This Is Me Now severely underperformed.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even know she had an album, So that's bad.

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Speaker 2: One brand expert says it all started in twenty twenty

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Speaker 2: Quote her grievance about it wasn't expressed eloquently and made

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you suck, but was that Ben?

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Speaker 2: The same expert things? She's also suffering from Ben Affleck's

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Speaker 2: resting sad face. Anytime they're together, I'm like, why does

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Speaker 1: She looks miserable. They always look like they're fighting.

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Speaker 3: In all the paparazzi pictures and car rides.

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Speaker 2: With Ben, curbside arguments with him. Yeah, anytime they get

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Speaker 2: in the tabloids.

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Speaker 1: Well, and they keep doing interviews where they're like, no,

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Speaker 2: You know, some writers are now calling it RBF resting

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Speaker 2: benefer face absolutely, and they say it's definitely affecting both

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Speaker 4: Oh man, it is true. I mean we haven't seen

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Speaker 1: That dunking commercial though.

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Speaker 2: Next Lazer stories out of take a holiday headquarters. Some

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Speaker 2: people think of their next vacation when they're burned out

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. That yeah, I am gastly telling Michael, Okay,

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Speaker 1: next time, yep, we're going here because it inspires more. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: They haven't even checked into the hotel yet, I know,

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Speaker 2: survey confirmed about forty percent of Americans say they're always

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Speaker 1: Yep, dude, I search Airbnb just to see.

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Speaker 4: I'm always searching for fire for fun.

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Speaker 2: The average person spent eleven days on vacation last year and.

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Speaker 2: Another stat about eighty percent of people would be interested

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sorry, that's an active vacation for me. I

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Speaker 4: my god.

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Speaker 1: It gives me so much anxiety.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, we.

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Speaker 1: Didn't do anything today. We have to make it up

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Speaker 1: for it tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: No, this is why your husband doesn't want to do

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Speaker 2: the future vacation scuba diving.

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Speaker 7: At six am.

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Speaker 2: Kids, let's go.

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Speaker 3: They didn't ask about staycations.

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Speaker 2: But the nice thing about going somewhere else is that

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Speaker 2: even if you're not actually going into the office, which

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Speaker 2: with him on his back.

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Speaker 3: He is a tsa nightmare.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, shoes off, all off.

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Speaker 2: That's the sound of him getting cavity searched at the

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Speaker 2: O'Hare airport once again. Yeah, that sow means a laser

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Speaker 2: stories has come to an end for the day. We'll

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Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, Let's play.

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Speaker 3: A little game of would you rather? Romantic edition?

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Speaker 2: Would you rather be hit on by a thirty seven

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Speaker 2: year old dressed as an ice wizard or a creepy

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Speaker 1: Butterfly for sure, I'm yeah.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather have a date that only talks to you?

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Speaker 3: And dad jokes?

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Speaker 1: Oh God, I think I married?

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Speaker 2: Or who shows you a PowerPoint presentation of his ex?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Tough to decide.

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Speaker 3: I know. That's why. Luckily you don't have to.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get all of the above combined when we

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Speaker 2: play you the voicemails we received over the weekend. It's

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Speaker 2: a brand new loser line and it's coming up right

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Speaker 2: after this.

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Speaker 10: A minute.

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Speaker 4: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 10: It's a line good by.

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Speaker 3: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 3: line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 2: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 3: Either, is it cool if I tied your shoes?

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Speaker 2: No, because I'm not going to let you fall for

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Speaker 2: anyone else but me. Okay, whatever you do, don't point

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Speaker 2: out the huge stain on the front of his corduroy pants.

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Speaker 2: It's it's orange juice.

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Speaker 3: Can smell it if you want.

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Speaker 10: Man.

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Speaker 2: Instead, tell them his pickup line just made you hotter

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Speaker 2: than the bottom of Bill Gates laptop computer and that's

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Speaker 2: So hopefully you can call it, leave an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 2: we can play on the air voicemails like this.

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Speaker 5: One, Sarah.

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Speaker 9: The Juggler.

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Speaker 12: I hope we can work something out with your caps.

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Speaker 12: You know, I personally always thought that juggling kids was

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Speaker 12: a great draw for a crowd, and the one month

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Speaker 12: old litter that you were talking about that you've had

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Speaker 12: sounds just about perfect, you know, if I think about it.

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Speaker 12: They're they're old enough to not be too frat child,

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Speaker 12: but young enough where their claws, you know, their claws

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Speaker 12: an't gonna hurt my hands too much. So and I

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Speaker 12: won't need all seven of them. I think just four

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Speaker 11: So what do you say we meet up in the.

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Speaker 9: Safe corner on Saturday.

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Speaker 1: I'll see you then, No Joe juggling. We need this

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Speaker 1: man's information to put a like wanted poster at every

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Speaker 1: animal rescue in the city.

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Speaker 4: It would cling onto everything.

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Speaker 2: I love that you can tell that he's tried this

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Speaker 2: with adult test before and it's.

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Speaker 3: Gone horribly wrong.

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Speaker 2: So he's like, you know what the young ones, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna have the most viral TikTok of all time.

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Speaker 1: That is terrible. Do not try that ever at home

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Speaker 1: at where.

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Speaker 3: You puppies instead.

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Speaker 10: Next, Hi, Joey, it's up and bumble.

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Speaker 13: I look forward to getting to know you better. But

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Speaker 13: before we get together, I'm going to need you to

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Speaker 13: channels that you watch, your go tos, the websites that

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Speaker 13: you get your current events news from, and the social

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Speaker 13: issues that matter to most if you could just you

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Speaker 13: don't have to rank them, nothing crazy, just like maybe

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Speaker 13: top five or so would be good in no particular order.

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Speaker 13: And a brief overview of your religious belief that's got

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Speaker 13: to get this all squared away.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to.

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Speaker 13: Waste your time, and I certainly don't want to waste mine,

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Speaker 13: So go ahead and get me.

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Speaker 11: That info by five o'clock and we'll see as soon.

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Speaker 13: I'm looking forward to it.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to it unless you watch MSNBC, in

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Speaker 2: which case you could take a long walk off the

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Speaker 2: short far.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that woman has gone out with two

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Speaker 1: mani conspiracy theorists. I'm done. I'm going to cut it

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Speaker 1: off right in the beginning, she is.

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Speaker 2: What the conspiracy theorists vibe.

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Speaker 3: For sure.

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Speaker 2: I got to say, I am curious where our listeners

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Speaker 2: get their news from. Probably I would suggest when something

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Speaker 2: big happens in the world and you want up to

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Speaker 2: the minute coverage with the inside scoop, go to our

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Speaker 2: TikTok at Brook and Jefferies.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, if you want to know nothing

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Speaker 1: about it, then TikTok.

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Speaker 2: Bag, Jose and I will be reporting live with matching blazers.

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Speaker 2: Alectures will do the weather, and Brook she's got the

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Speaker 2: behind the scenes look because someone has to run the

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Speaker 2: camera for either way, you'll get our best loser lines

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Speaker 2: of the week right there at Brook and Jeffrey on

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Speaker 2: TikTok Maiden.

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Speaker 1: I was a technical director at a news station for

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Speaker 1: quite a while.

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Speaker 3: Who says you have no skills.

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Speaker 9: Now let's get back to the clips.

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Speaker 14: Hey, Jimmy, it's me, as you want to think of.

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Speaker 14: I feel it's a really bad about what happens. I

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Speaker 14: should have known that it was a bad idea to

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Speaker 14: bring that kid to the bar. It was really dumb.

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Speaker 15: But I read somewhere that girls think guys the more

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Speaker 15: responsible for kids. But I didn't know at crying and

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Speaker 15: yelling that's not my daddy, and he came over and

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Speaker 15: it was just embarrassing, you know. But I got it

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Speaker 15: all straightened out with a lady who was shopping that

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Speaker 15: door or whatever. She dropped kidnapping charges, but I still

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Speaker 15: have to make a court appearance next two day.

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Speaker 14: It's just a formality, so yes, go ahead.

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Speaker 2: And just get back to you when you can, All right,

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Speaker 2: Do I understand the logic of this the right way?

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Speaker 2: Like he tried to impress a girl by bringing a

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Speaker 2: random child.

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Speaker 3: Into a bar.

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Speaker 2: Because he thought it would make him look responsible, and.

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Speaker 1: Then got arrested for kidnapping. Yeah, I mean, she didn't

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Speaker 1: drop the charges, but I feel bad.

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Speaker 2: There's in that bar that's like all that dream guys

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Speaker 2: getting carted away.

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Speaker 1: Hey, maybe that made him hotter getting arrested. I think

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Speaker 1: he needs to go hang out with kitten jugglers.

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Speaker 16: Yeah yeah, Jessica, I just wanted to thank you again

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Speaker 16: for helping me out.

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Speaker 17: And you know the reason I'm doing this is is

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Speaker 17: in two weeks I'll be leaving for the Siberian Tundra

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Speaker 17: and I need to get acclimated to the temperature change.

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Speaker 17: So i'd I'd like to take the chance to live

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Speaker 17: in the freezer of one of your outback steakhouses.

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Speaker 5: That you manage, and I don't worry. Don't worry.

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Speaker 18: I won't touch any food and I won't get anyone's way.

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Speaker 18: I you know, when I come back from the trip,

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Speaker 18: I planned I write a book about my frozen experiences.

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Speaker 18: And like I said, I Jessica, I promised to give

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Speaker 18: you and end out back all the credit. You know,

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Speaker 18: I'll put you in the thank you section of the book.

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Speaker 17: And you know, while I'm I'm living in your freezer

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Speaker 17: one of the if one of the cooks wants to

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Speaker 17: leave a bloomin onion by the door when they when

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Speaker 17: they leave, that it would be nice to those things

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Speaker 17: are delicious.

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Speaker 1: Back needs to hire this Manly bets on that he

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Speaker 1: gets eaten by a polar bear in his first week.

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Speaker 3: Remember you can listen to the.

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Speaker 2: Loser Line regularly at this time every single week. Make

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Speaker 2: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok too,

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Speaker 2: so you can hear your favorite loser lines Right there.

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Speaker 1: I stop thinking about that.

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Speaker 3: Guys, We're gonna do a phone.

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Speaker 10: Tap brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We did his story the other day, but how it

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Speaker 2: seems like now everybody's got a side hustle going on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I work as a pilot for United, but

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Speaker 2: my side hustle is writing fortune cookies only for the airport.

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Speaker 3: Panda expresses.

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Speaker 1: So specific.

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of convenient four minutes early.

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Speaker 1: Ye fight your niche man.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you never know who's got a side business

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Speaker 2: that they can't wait to tell you about. And we've

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Speaker 2: got the proof because today we call a guy whose

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Speaker 2: boss just got fired and I'm stepping in as the

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Speaker 2: new headman with a little.

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Speaker 3: Bit of a side hustle too.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna hear in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 10: It's another.

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Speaker 19: Twenty.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey Nolan, this is Garrett Thomas. Is Garret'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: this is Garrett Thomas. I'm yea, I guess i'm your

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Speaker 2: new boss.

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Speaker 9: Oh hey, Garrett, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Yeah, nice to meet you too. So I'm curious

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Speaker 2: what happened to the other guy.

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Speaker 9: Man, I have no idea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not really in the know here because I'm

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Speaker 3: just coming from another branch.

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Speaker 9: We got the email he's not working here anymore, and

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Speaker 9: that's all we know.

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Speaker 2: You know, what they said the same thing about a

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Speaker 2: guy over at my branch not too long ago. It

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Speaker 2: turns out he was violating puppets at a toy store.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, real freak.

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Speaker 9: Oh wow, man, that's insane.

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Speaker 3: I'm being serious.

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Speaker 17: Gee.

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Speaker 2: He was making the noises of the puppet and everything

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Speaker 2: was it was.

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Speaker 9: Not pretty, oh man, in a store?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So I know this is an unusual situation. Me

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Speaker 2: just kind of coming in here, and you and I

582
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Speaker 2: have never met before, but corporate wants me to do

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Speaker 2: your performance evaluation right.

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Speaker 9: Now, really right now.

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Speaker 3: Apparently it's three weeks late.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I just have to ask you a couple of questions

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Speaker 2: about how you think you did in the past quarter. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: So on a scale of one to five, how productive

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Speaker 2: were you?

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Speaker 9: I'll tell you what I think I led the division

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Speaker 9: as a matter of fact, I know it. Oh nice,

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Speaker 9: I'll say five, man.

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Speaker 3: Write and five down? Perfect?

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: Hey, By the way, just curious, would you be interested

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Speaker 2: in some devil's claw diathemine.

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Speaker 9: Some double squad?

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Speaker 2: Who what you know the devil's claw route from the

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Speaker 2: grapple plant.

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Speaker 9: I have no idea, man, I have no idea what.

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Speaker 2: You're talking about Well, see, I got this side hustle

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Speaker 2: where I'm selling this organic herbal vitamin. It's a great

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Speaker 2: treatment for bladder disease.

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Speaker 9: I don't think I would need anything like that, but oh,

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Speaker 9: thanks for the offer.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's good for other things, concluding childbirth, so.

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Speaker 9: I don't think I have to worry about that.

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Speaker 2: Well, you can give it away as like a gift

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Speaker 2: for like Christmas, white elephant stuff for keen Sania. People

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Speaker 2: really love getting it. So can I put you down

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Speaker 2: for a box fifty bucks? Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Man, no, I don't. Oh yeah, no, I don't think so, uh.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that, nor, I guess let's get back to.

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Speaker 9: Your review then, yeah, yeah, sure.

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Speaker 2: So okay, I know you said five for productivity, but

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and knock that down to three,

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Speaker 2: saying needs improvement.

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Speaker 9: Well, whoa, whoa, we just agreed on five. Man.

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Speaker 2: Look, we can always get better, right, always room for improvement.

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Speaker 9: I led the branch in productivity.

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Speaker 2: I would say, I don't know that. You know, that's

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Speaker 2: just something that you said, and I haven't seen the

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Speaker 2: reports or anything.

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Speaker 3: I can't just take it your word for that here.

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Speaker 9: Does this have anything to do with me? Not buying

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Speaker 9: this vitamin thing that you're.

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Speaker 3: WHOA, hey, no, that's totally set.

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Speaker 9: You said five, and then after you know, I kind

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Speaker 9: of declined, your offer went the three.

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Speaker 10: Who.

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Speaker 2: If I'm being honest, you do sound a little bit indecisive.

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Speaker 2: But maybe you could turn it around if you had

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Speaker 2: a little dung qui. What it's a plant root. Mostly

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Speaker 2: they find it over in Japan, but it's been shown

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Speaker 2: to boost estrogen levels by over five hundred percent.

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Speaker 9: Right last time I checked, I don't need to boost

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Speaker 9: my estrogen level.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's okay. It's also good for people with tired blood.

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Speaker 2: Is your blood sleepy?

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Speaker 9: I don't even know what tired blood is.

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Speaker 2: Man, Okay, Well, I'm gonna just put you down for

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Speaker 2: two boxes.

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Speaker 9: Then yeah, how about not?

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Speaker 3: That'll be one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 9: You're not listening to me, man, I am not interested.

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Speaker 2: That's what everybody says. I'm not interested until they have

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Speaker 2: a mouthful of dung qui.

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Speaker 9: No, man, I don't need a mouthful of dung quhi.

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Speaker 9: Can we just finish this review?

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Speaker 2: I don't normally do this, but I can get some

652
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Speaker 2: from the Korean black market for thirty bucks cheaper.

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Speaker 9: It's not a price, man, you know.

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Speaker 3: I want to like Venmo me seventy.

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Speaker 9: Either get back to the room or.

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Speaker 2: That's what you.

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Speaker 3: Want to do.

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Speaker 2: Then okay, we're just gonna I'm gonna fill out the

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Speaker 2: rest of your review myself here.

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Speaker 3: I don't really need your input at this point.

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Speaker 9: You're gonna fill it my review on your own. No

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Speaker 9: input for me.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was taking your input, but then you got

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Speaker 2: kind of aggressive with me.

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Speaker 3: I noted that down in your performance review here.

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Speaker 9: Dude, you've been trying to sell me something during my

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Speaker 9: job performance review right there.

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Speaker 2: You just raised your voice at me for no reason.

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Speaker 9: This is really not professional, dude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, that's what your friend Kurt said.

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Speaker 9: Kurt, did you have Kurt's review before mine?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to review his idea to do this

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Speaker 2: prank call on you. Wait because this is actually jeff

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Speaker 2: I'm a radio host on a show called Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: A phone tap on.

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Speaker 2: You, dude, dude, No, really, seriously, friend Kurtz that you love.

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Speaker 9: I got everybody. I got everybody here a cubicle city

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Speaker 9: looking at Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Because they all heard about the deal I'm given on

681
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Speaker 3: dunk Quhi. They want it.

682
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 9: You're killing you know, your lack of.

683
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Speaker 2: Estrogen levels is what's killing you. So can I put

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Speaker 2: you down for three boxes Premium Dunk Quhi.

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Speaker 8: Weaken.

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00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 10: Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and

687
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Speaker 10: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: You know, there's been a growing trend to combine two

689
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: separate fun activities into one ultimate date night.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, like.

691
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: Wine and paint night out those beer and ax throwing

692
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 2: you see that around methan mini golf night? Whoa game

693
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 2: of fun for the whole family? Who know those what

694
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 2: type of games they play over at the Fox household.

695
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: But one of our listeners decided to invent her own

696
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Speaker 2: unique date night combo based entirely on their astrological signs.

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Speaker 3: Well, the reaction that we got.

698
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Speaker 2: Was mixed, okay, because she put together two of the

699
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 2: most unrelated activities you could possibly think of.

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Speaker 4: Oh cracked out, cooking, shoke, no.

701
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 2: Weirder than that, Oh my gosh, no no drugs. But

702
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,239
Speaker 2: her creativity may have gone too far. You'll find out

703
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 2: what they did and your brand new second date.

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Speaker 11: Update, next second Date updated.

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Speaker 2: You know, for certain women, astrological signs play a huge

706
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 2: part impossible matchmaking with a guy online. Yeah, okay, like

707
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 2: everybody knows libras are the most powerful lovers?

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00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: Is that what you are?

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00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 2: Yes, you're a lad.

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00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 4: That's weird and you're so powerful.

711
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: So is my dad and that grosses me out.

712
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 2: Sure, it makes a lot of sense.

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Speaker 8: I drop it.

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Speaker 2: Just read that from like sixteen different experts. They all

715
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Speaker 2: agree and slid into my d MS at the same time.

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Speaker 2: But I bring it up because one of our listeners

717
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 2: puts a lot of emphasis on astrological signs and she

718
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 2: says she's worried it might factor into the situation with

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Speaker 2: her new guy. So her name is Emily. Emily, Welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show.

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00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 8: Hello, Hi, thanks for having me real.

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Speaker 1: We need to know your sign as soon as we

723
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: know your name.

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00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 8: Exactly, because that's how it goes. I'm a proud gemini.

725
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's four of us. You don't know what you

726
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:24,879
Speaker 1: go again?

727
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 7: I love you?

728
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Speaker 9: So.

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Speaker 16: Uh.

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Speaker 2: We saw your email and we were interested because you

731
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 2: said you're worried that your astrological sign may be playing

732
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Speaker 2: against you.

733
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Speaker 3: Why do you say that?

734
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Speaker 8: Right? So, I was reading the survey and I was

735
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 8: asking people who are the most datable signs and who

736
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,720
Speaker 8: are the least statable signs. Okay, we're the least statable.

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Speaker 3: With us, Gemini's over least statable.

738
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Speaker 1: What you're talking about? Yeah, we're a good time, we're deep,

739
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: we connect on a lot of different levels.

740
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, not hard headed, entertaining.

741
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Speaker 8: We're easy to get along with. I don't know with

742
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 8: their problem.

743
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 4: Is, I mean, keep going about.

744
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 2: Our throats until we say yes, I'm just kidding.

745
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 3: Okay, So.

746
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,959
Speaker 2: That makes you feel insecure or something.

747
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 8: Well it makes me feel insecure because it was also

748
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 8: talking about the most datable sign.

749
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Speaker 3: Okay, what's that?

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Speaker 8: It happened to be Pisces, which is Darren critis signed.

751
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 4: A sign from you.

752
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 1: Isn't that good? Don't you want to be with someone

753
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: who's datable? Like I mean, if you're really putting a

754
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,959
Speaker 1: lot of emphasis into this stuff, Well, have.

755
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Speaker 8: Great attributions, they're romantic, they're mestical, they have a great imagination.

756
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to back you up right there. I'm

757
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: married to Pisces and the romances Gemini. Yes, and I

758
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: will tell you he takes on everyone's emotions. He's very sensitive,

759
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,760
Speaker 1: very loving, very kind.

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00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 2: Sounds amazing he is Okay, yeah, did you hear that?

761
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 2: Emily proof that this relationship is totally going to work

762
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 2: for you and you're going to end up in a

763
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 2: very happy spot in ten to twelve years.

764
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Speaker 4: Is like the healthiest one.

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Speaker 8: I sure hope. So so you know, me and Darren

766
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 8: and a dating app and he is very attractive. So

767
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 8: one thing that I really love about him is he

768
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 8: has broad shoulders.

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Speaker 1: And I guess you don't want to narrow shoulders. Man,

770
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Speaker 1: I never thought of.

771
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're so broad. I just want to jump up

772
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 8: on them on the music festival. That's what I imagine

773
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Speaker 8: myself doing.

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Speaker 3: Well that's great.

775
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 1: So did you go on a date to a music

776
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Speaker 1: festival to fulfill your fantasy?

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Speaker 8: Well, so here's what we did. So after I read

778
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 8: this survey, I was like, okay, I'm going to do

779
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 8: some research online and it was like best dates for

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Speaker 8: Ices and Jim and.

781
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 6: Now I can google almost anything and you can keep

782
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 6: regogling at the answer.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know it.

784
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 2: So what what did you find would be the perfect

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00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 2: date for a Gemini Pisces combo?

786
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Speaker 8: So, since pisces are super mystical, they maybe with like

787
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 8: a tarot card reading.

788
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 3: Reading Brooke, you should set one of those up for Michael.

789
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 4: He would reading.

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Speaker 1: The only reading he'd love is a sports card reading,

791
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: Like if it was like, yes, NBA cards, Okay, no,

792
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: he would hate that.

793
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 3: Does that match with the Gemini's Perfect first Date?

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Speaker 8: Well, here's the thing. Mine would be like singing. I

795
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 8: love karaoke. Okay, yeah, so I was thinking, Wow, how

796
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 8: do I bring Vulcar and my singing skills together?

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Speaker 1: Is his name Zultar? Is that what he just said?

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00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 8: You know Voltar? The fortune teller.

799
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: Machine?

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Speaker 9: Right?

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00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 19: Yeah?

802
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 8: The machine?

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00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 5: Yeah?

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00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,919
Speaker 2: You know what's what's your date's name?

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Speaker 8: His name is Darren?

806
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 3: Okay, let's stick with Darren.

807
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 8: Darren is a cutie patuity. So you know those karaoke

808
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 8: bars where they have the room and you like rent

809
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 8: it and you sing in there.

810
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, we never heard of it.

811
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: No, Jeffrincos all the time.

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00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 3: Favorite.

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00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 8: I had a genius idea of bringing them together.

814
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 12: Get it.

815
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 3: Tarot card readings and karaoke.

816
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: Is a terrort card reading going to sing you.

817
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 2: You're reading die terry ter.

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00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, so we would sing a song and then we

819
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 8: would pull a card after If he.

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Speaker 1: Did you tell him this is what you were going

821
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Speaker 1: to do or was this a surprise?

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Speaker 8: It was a surprise.

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Speaker 19: Yeah.

824
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 8: So here's what we learned though, this is what came

825
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Speaker 8: about it. The terror card readers told us that Darren

826
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Speaker 8: was going to get a cat a cat, yeah okay,

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Speaker 8: and that one of us would get a raised And

828
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 8: I'm like, okay, which one hello, like I want to raise?

829
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Speaker 8: But she kind of I kept it broad, so I

830
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 8: wasn't like too impressed with her.

831
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 2: Sometime in the next ten to twenty years, one of

832
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 2: you will get a pay increase, yeah.

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00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

834
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Speaker 8: And now I'm kind of like questioning myself because Darren

835
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 8: just looked like he was just there, like he wasn't

836
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Speaker 8: like too excited or.

837
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Speaker 2: He wasn't into the Terioke experience exactly.

838
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 8: He wasn't like enthusiastic. So you know, here comes my

839
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 8: troubling mind making up all these assumptions.

840
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Speaker 1: I mean, those are two activities that a lot of

841
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: people have super strong feelings against. You know.

842
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, if he doesn't like your idea, then he's not

843
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 2: worth it anyway.

844
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 3: But we should call him and ask.

845
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll feel bad for you no matter what exactly.

846
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: They really take on other people's emotions a lot.

847
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well, so we're gonna come back and we're

848
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 2: gonna call Darren for you, not Voltar this time, vultar

849
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 2: whatever it is, Darren galling and try and get you

850
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Speaker 2: your second date update right after this.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, thank you all right, hold.

852
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Speaker 11: On second date update.

853
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Speaker 2: We just learned about a brand new date idea called

854
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Speaker 2: terry Oke, a combo of tarot card reading and karaoke,

855
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 2: which is going to be the latest craze on TikTok am.

856
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 2: I right, Alexis, sure's.

857
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Speaker 1: A spiritual I just done on me. How terrible it

858
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Speaker 1: would have been for the tarot card reader?

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

860
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Speaker 2: Third, but our listener Emily set it up based on

861
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Speaker 2: a survey she found online about the perfect dates for

862
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 2: a Pisces and for a Gemini, and she decided to

863
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Speaker 2: mash them together into one super date. Yeah, because she's

864
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Speaker 2: a Gemini, her date, Darren is a Pisces. I have

865
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Speaker 2: no idea why he wouldn't call you back after this, Emily.

866
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Speaker 1: Especially since it was a surprise yes.

867
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Speaker 2: Yes, sprung on him. It sounds like the date of

868
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Speaker 2: the century. And even Brook is feeling mad jealous because

869
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 2: she didn't think of it first.

870
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know, I will say the first

871
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: day I planned for my husband and I who's the Pisces.

872
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: We did a brewery and go kart racing.

873
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, drinking and driving.

874
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: That's a good point.

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00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 10: Yeah, I know.

876
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 8: I think I went extra on this one. Maybe I

877
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 8: did too much. I don't know.

878
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 4: It sounds happily married.

879
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's a good stuff.

880
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 2: He doesn't appreciate you for the effort that you put in,

881
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 2: then he doesn't deserve it.

882
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: I wanted that the tarot card reader didn't have your

883
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: back and tell him that he was obviously destined to

884
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: be with you.

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Speaker 8: Well, you know, I think she was probably just about

886
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 8: her money because she just left after four songs. That's

887
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 8: why I wasn't impressed with her.

888
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 2: Maybe she like predicted the date was going to end poorly,

889
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 2: so she didn't want to see that. Anyway, I'm predicting

890
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 2: that this is going to go really really well.

891
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,919
Speaker 3: Then let's call Darren and see what he has to say.

892
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, now, you be quiet now.

893
00:41:59,320 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 3: Here we go.

894
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 2: Don't interrupt my concentration.

895
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 3: I have to really focus when I died.

896
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 2: Just please shut your mouth.

897
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 19: Okay, Hello, hey, we're looking to speak with Darren.

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00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, listen, hey Darren.

899
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,760
Speaker 2: Sorry to interrupt whatever you're doing right now, but hopefully

900
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: you could take a break to be on the radio

901
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 2: for a second with a show called Brook and Jeffrey

902
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 2: in the Morning.

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00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Darren.

904
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 2: Okay, yep, oh, I can tell how impressed you.

905
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 1: That's right.

906
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Speaker 2: But we're doing a segment called a second Date Update

907
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 2: because we're trying to help one of our listeners get

908
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 2: in touch with you again after you guys went on

909
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 2: a little romantic first date at a karaoke bar the

910
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 2: other night.

911
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: There was anything a little about it.

912
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 3: Big romantic date with a girl named Emily.

913
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, well what about it?

914
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what we want to know. What did you

915
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 2: think about it?

916
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: I have to know what you thought when you first

917
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: got there and realized what you guys were going to do.

918
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 2: What a unique experience bro karaoke and tarot cards.

919
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was definitely a first for me.

920
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I think it'd be a first for anybody in

921
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 2: this room. Honestly, we've never heard of it before.

922
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 1: Was it fun?

923
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 9: Like?

924
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 5: What did she obviously told you? Stuff?

925
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 8: Like?

926
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 5: I don't know what she told you.

927
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 2: Well, she just said that she planned this unique first

928
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Speaker 2: date idea brought the tarot card reader to the karaoke

929
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Speaker 2: bar so that she could do readings in between songs.

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Speaker 1: And we heard that you could be getting a cat soon. Yeah,

931
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: the predictions.

932
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Speaker 5: Okay, So here's the thing about all of that stuff.

933
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 5: So I'm not really into that sort of stuff, like

934
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 5: the tarot card reading and the astrological signs and stuff

935
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 5: like that, but I sort of went into it with

936
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Speaker 5: like a kind of an open mind. I ain't just

937
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 5: to see what happened. But honestly, it kind of freaked

938
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Speaker 5: me out a little bit. Why huh So you mentioned

939
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Speaker 5: the cat earlier, right, Yeah, right, So I didn't mention

940
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Speaker 5: this at the time, but my neighbor is moving and

941
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Speaker 5: they have a cat, and I agreed to adopt their cat.

942
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 4: And you didn't tell anyone?

943
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 3: Did she know? Did you?

944
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 6: No?

945
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 5: I didn't say anything at the time. Wow, you know,

946
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 5: I don't want to mess around with this astrological crap.

947
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 5: I'm going to bring in no.

948
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Speaker 1: No, no, come on. One, it can be just a coincidence.

949
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Speaker 1: And two, even if it's not, these people are really

950
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: good at like reading signs of things that are happening

951
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: in your life.

952
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 3: Probably it's some like cat hair on your sweater.

953
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 5: Wait, hold on, there's more. So one of the terror readings.

954
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 5: I don't know if she told you about this, was

955
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 5: that somebody was going to get a Yeah. A few

956
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 5: days after that, I get called into my boss's office

957
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 5: and he tells me I get a promotion in a race.

958
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 2: Wo freaking way, these are a good thing?

959
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, awesome, it's freaky and honestly, like, I'm not that

960
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 5: kind of person that I want to know what my

961
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 5: future is or anything like that. I kind of like

962
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 5: to go with the flow and just see how life

963
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 5: kind of happens.

964
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So wait, wait, wait, though, it wasn't her

965
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: giving you the tarot card readings? Yeah, if she doesn't

966
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: predict the future.

967
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 5: But he's into it though, Yeah, he seems like she's

968
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 5: kind of that person that wants to know what's going on.

969
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 5: I'm not, And like, honestly, I've been kind of struggling

970
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 5: with I don't know how to bring this up to her.

971
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 2: So it's not it's not necessarily an issue of like

972
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 2: Gemini versus Pisces and incompatibility don't mix. It's just she's

973
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 2: into the astrological stuff and you don't want anything to

974
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: do with.

975
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: It, and you're scared of it.

976
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Well, okay, I'm probably.

977
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: I mean, how is he ever going to bring this

978
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: up to her?

979
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 2: I'm I'm really sorry to freak you out even more

980
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 2: than you already are, but I have a prediction that

981
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 2: Emily is listening to this phone conversation and wants to

982
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 2: jump in.

983
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 3: I'm not a professional taroor.

984
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 5: Reader, so oh hey, what's up?

985
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 8: So wait, is that the reason why you're not calling

986
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:28,439
Speaker 8: me back?

987
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 5: I just didn't know how to tell you it, and

988
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 5: I didn't want to disappoint you because you like went

989
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 5: through so much effort to bring like this tarot card

990
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 5: reader in and the karaoke night, and like, I just

991
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 5: didn't want to hurt your feelings.

992
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 8: Right, So not call in her back is well, I

993
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 8: just don't understand how you didn't and don't want to

994
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 8: know the future. And then look, the tarot card reader.

995
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 8: She predicted everything good, I.

996
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 5: Know, And like, honestly, I'm a little bit kind of

997
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 5: freaked out about the whole thing, and like, I don't know.

998
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 5: I like to go with the flow with life. I

999
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 5: think that's part of the beauty of life is just

1000
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 5: things happen and you react to them and it's unexpected.

1001
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I don't know you don't want to know,

1002
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 8: like the next time that you're going to miss a

1003
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 8: rent payment?

1004
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: What how do you not know that?

1005
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 5: I mean, I just got a promotion, so I'm not

1006
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 5: worried about like I'm doing all right with rent.

1007
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: Emily, why did you bring up rent?

1008
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 8: Because I like canoe stuff, and that's okay that you

1009
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 8: don't like canoe stuff. But you know this could help

1010
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 8: build our future. Be ahead of the game.

1011
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 1: I've heard that's how you play the stock market.

1012
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 8: Like, what if the next hair card reader tells us

1013
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 8: that you're about to get another cat? Like I would

1014
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 8: want to know that. Don't you want to know that?

1015
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 3: How many cats is he going to have?

1016
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: How often is the stark pulled? I mean maybe he

1017
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 1: would just know when the cat arrived.

1018
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. And their cats they're pretty much kind of

1019
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 5: self reliant, you know what I mean. It's not really

1020
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 5: that big of a deal.

1021
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 2: I understand Darren doesn't really want to know anything about

1022
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: the future. Emily wants to know everything that's going to

1023
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 2: happen in the next forty years. There must be somewhere

1024
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: in the middle where you two can meet and we

1025
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 2: could send you on a date that we would pay

1026
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 2: for that way you guys could talk about it worked

1027
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 2: this out and nobody would miss any rent payments that way.

1028
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like it's worth a shot.

1029
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, Emily. What does your tarot cards

1030
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 5: say that I'm gonna sit?

1031
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1032
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 8: Goodness gracious that you're the perfect guy for me.

1033
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a totally different card, but it's still works

1034
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 2: how it works.

1035
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 3: So it's a definite yes from Emily. We know that.

1036
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 2: But Darren, the answer comes down to you. Do you

1037
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:42,919
Speaker 2: want to see her one more time?

1038
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 5: You know what? Honestly, this whole thing just really isn't

1039
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 5: for me. I'm sorry. You seem like a nice person

1040
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 5: and I wish you that best.

1041
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 8: Are you serious?

1042
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 5: I mean yeah, I'm serious.

1043
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 2: Tell him how many cats he's going to get his punishment?

1044
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,240
Speaker 8: Awful? I did not see this in the car. Oh

1045
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 8: can you please give me one more chance? And I'll

1046
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 8: never bring up the tarot cards again?

1047
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: Give m totally now how quickly she moved away?

1048
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 2: God, those darn geminis they're so finny, Darren, She's asked

1049
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 2: twice now.

1050
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I'm sorry, terrified.

1051
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: Let's let's do that.

1052
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 3: Better luck next time.

1053
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 8: Okay, Emily, I'm heart broke in. I also feel like.

1054
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 1: They're gonna be delivering feral cats to his.

1055
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 11: Rooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1056
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 2: Man, it's rare when a person gets rejected for a

1057
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: date asks a second time.

1058
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 3: Ah, I know, but she did.

1059
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 2: Offering to ditch her entire belief system if she could

1060
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 2: go out with Darren and his big broad shoulders.

1061
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: You know, though, that's the thing about us, Geminis, We're

1062
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: not deterred easily.

1063
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 3: No, I don't know why.

1064
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 2: That doesn't sound like a healthy person to attach yourself to.

1065
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 3: It sounds like.

1066
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 4: The more you don't get Brooke, the more Geminis won

1067
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 4: you know.

1068
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1069
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 2: Sure, So he's rejecting her and she's like, no, no, no,

1070
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 2: I'll just I'll drop it all off.

1071
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 3: Whatever you believe, I'll believe it too.

1072
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1073
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 3: So shockingly it was not meant to be.

1074
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 2: Won't be a second meet up, And who knows what

1075
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 2: the future is going to look like for Darren, certainly

1076
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: not him.

1077
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: I think the Tarot card reader actually does well.

1078
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 3: So, yeah, she figured everything out. I want to know

1079
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 3: what the future of the show.

1080
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: Holds, cats and raises. I'm hoping the.

1081
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 2: Future can look bright for you out there if you

1082
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 2: email the show for help with your dating life. We'll

1083
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 2: call that person who's not calling you back and go

1084
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 2: check out all of our second dates wherever you get

1085
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 2: your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey.

1086
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1087
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Speaker 2: I have had it with unfair double standards in the

1088
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 2: dating world.

1089
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm down, Marrious.

1090
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 2: Because in the movie The Notebook, Yeah, Noah writes Alli

1091
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 2: three hundred and sixty five letters, one for every day

1092
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 2: of the year that he misses her. He dedicates his

1093
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 2: whole life to building her this giant house that she

1094
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 2: never even.

1095
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: Asked him for.

1096
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: Okay, and people in the.

1097
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:08,439
Speaker 2: Theater see that, and they're crying. They're saying, yes, that's

1098
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 2: what true love is. I want that for me. But

1099
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 2: then a stranger online writes one gushy love post about

1100
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 2: you every single day on Craigslist and bows to dedicate

1101
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 2: their life to figuring out your home address so they

1102
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 2: can send you three hundred and sixty five lockets of

1103
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 2: their hair. And now suddenly that's creepy. I mean, really,

1104
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 2: I dare you to find a story with one ounce

1105
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 2: of the romance that you're about to hear.

1106
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: Wat Today's brand new Misconnections Goslin himself.

1107
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Speaker 2: True love Israel, and it's coming up right after this.

1108
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 11: Kitty misconnections that was staring.

1109
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,280
Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1110
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 2: One is at Madame Tussau's wax Museum. When you noticed

1111
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 2: Helen Keller's statue staring right at you.

1112
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 1: They do not have here.

1113
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 2: Wait two days, I didn't realize she was blinded by love.

1114
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 2: You're welcome the other places on the pages of craigslist

1115
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 2: dot org. We scoured that website every week to find

1116
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:20,240
Speaker 2: the best miss connections about yourself. No, I know, job.

1117
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Speaker 1: Too.

1118
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Speaker 2: Let's go to your first miss connection titled fifteen minutes

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Speaker 2: of Fame, A Lifetime of Love Man for Woman, thirties

1120
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Speaker 2: local news. Oh, now I saws you. While I was

1121
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Speaker 2: watching Channel eight. Usual was being interviewed by a reporter

1122
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 2: about a crime that happened right there at the walmart.

1123
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Speaker 11: You work at.

1124
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Speaker 1: Okay, Now, I guess.

1125
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 2: A dude walked out with three hundred dollars worth of

1126
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 2: shack shoes and a couple of t bone steaks in

1127
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 2: his pants.

1128
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: Oh wow, like Sequille O'Neil.

1129
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, like Sequila.

1130
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 9: He said.

1131
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 2: It was darned funny and even better that man was me. Oh,

1132
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 2: I don't remember you working there when I stole them items.

1133
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 2: If I did, maybe I wouldn't have done it because

1134
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 2: your beauty might have distracted me. And deep down, I'm

1135
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 2: an honest man.

1136
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,919
Speaker 1: It's got dig a little.

1137
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 2: My roommate, MOOKI watched the news interview with me and said,

1138
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 2: you was prettier than his seventh grade math teacher.

1139
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 4: That's really pretty.

1140
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,919
Speaker 2: After we turned the TV off, old Mook, you bet

1141
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 2: me ten whole dollars. He said, if I went back

1142
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 2: to the Walmart say hi to you, I'd for sure

1143
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 2: get caught. Yeah, I told Mook, you won't.

1144
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 1: Okay, wait wait going back to Walmart, I.

1145
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 2: Hoped in my truck and ten minutes later, I'm pulling

1146
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 2: up to the scene of the crime. I went inside

1147
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 2: with my hat pulled down low, even did a lap

1148
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 2: around the star.

1149
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 3: But I didn't see you.

1150
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 1: Okay. Did you get dinner though for tonight?

1151
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 2: Or all I found was discount jue, your mintion the

1152
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 2: clearance bind So I stole him too, Okay? Nobody linked

1153
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 2: and I you want to come over for some free steak?

1154
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 19: Uh?

1155
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,919
Speaker 2: That's chark chark.

1156
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 3: Let's how he wrote at the end. That's Chark. I

1157
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know if that's his name or

1158
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 3: what that prepare.

1159
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 2: Let's go to your next misconnection, titled playful Barks and

1160
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 2: Flirty sparks woman for man sixties dog parks. Hi. I

1161
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 2: don't know if you remember me, but my name is Sophie.

1162
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 2: I was the shapely, gray haired woman who had my

1163
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 2: dog's leash hanging around my neck. You can take that

1164
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 2: anyway you want to.

1165
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 10: Wait.

1166
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 2: Wait, you were the short but hairy Latino man. I

1167
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 2: think you said your name was Larmo or Lardo.

1168
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hard to pick.

1169
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,240
Speaker 3: Up with the thick accent.

1170
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 2: We talked for a bit about the weather as our

1171
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,280
Speaker 2: dogs played together.

1172
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,359
Speaker 1: I just have a feeling that this is a woman

1173
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 1: who says gelopino.

1174
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 2: You said something about your dog being hernie or homie,

1175
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 2: probably horny. I didn't understand that either, but I laughed

1176
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 2: anyway of politeness. At one point, you were so kind

1177
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 2: you bent down in front of my dog, spit on

1178
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 2: your hands, and then wipe down his fur. I didn't

1179
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 2: even know why you did it, but he seemed to

1180
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 2: like it.

1181
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: For all it is together, I guess I'm.

1182
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 3: You smiled at me.

1183
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 2: With your front gold tooth, and I gave you a

1184
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 2: big wink. Not sure if you saw that. My glasses

1185
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 2: are pretty big. I have a stigmatism. My doctor says,

1186
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 2: that's why I'm not a candidate for reflective lens surgery.

1187
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: You wouldn't get a lens replacement.

1188
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you don't need to put that in The mystery.

1189
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:03,839
Speaker 1: Replacement may help her.

1190
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 2: Anyways, we're both not getting any younger. Maybe we should

1191
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 2: spend some time together visiting other dog parks around the city.

1192
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: If you found a woman that is okay with you

1193
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: spitting on dogs, I feel like you need to respond

1194
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 1: to the dog dog.

1195
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,399
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try that when I go home with my dog.

1196
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 3: See if he likes it.

1197
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 5: No.

1198
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 2: This next misconnection is another woman for Man titled you

1199
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 2: Stink I Wink forty two. Flea Market says you were

1200
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:41,720
Speaker 2: the mature gentleman with the Gandalf looking beard who smelled

1201
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 2: like old books left behind in an abandoned library, wowing description.

1202
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 2: Everyone could smell him right now, I can, she says,

1203
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 2: that's my scent.

1204
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:57,280
Speaker 1: No, I'm serious.

1205
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 2: I was the five foot six blonde with the leopard

1206
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 2: print cowboy hat carrying around the giant box of Twinkies

1207
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 2: at the market.

1208
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, though, I don't know if you

1209
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: stand out at the flea market still, have you been

1210
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: to one of those recently?

1211
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 2: Your handsome face and your table of knick knacks got

1212
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 2: my attention, so I wanted to get yours. You watched

1213
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 2: me seductively as I picked up almost every item I

1214
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 2: could from your rickety table, while slowly using my other

1215
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 2: hand to rub various parts of my body. That is,

1216
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 2: if that doesn't jug your memory, this might. I also

1217
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 2: purchased the family of taxidermied hamsters from you. Oh my god,

1218
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 2: I can't believe you stuffed them all yourselves. I remember

1219
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 2: you told me you're known in the art community as

1220
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 2: the Da Vinci of dead animals.

1221
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 1: He's a wanted man at the flea market.

1222
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 2: Purchasing all seven of your zombie hamsters was was only

1223
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 2: the second best thing that happened to me that day?

1224
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 2: What was number one? Knowing that I just met the

1225
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 2: future step step stepfather to my four kids.

1226
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: Oh, because she's been married so many it took me

1227
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: a second time.

1228
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 2: I gave you my number already use it, ah, that's from.

1229
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: She even creeped him out and STEP's dead.

1230
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 2: Hand after your Craigslist misconnections for the.

1231
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 10: Week, Brook and Jeffrey.

1232
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 20: In the morning, we've got Eric back, who played you

1233
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 20: Brooke for the very first time recently and tied you.

1234
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 2: And he thinks he tied because he.

1235
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 3: Was very, very nervous.

1236
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: Okay, and Eric.

1237
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 2: You told our producer you'd be cool with me trying

1238
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 2: to help ease your nerves before this round.

1239
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 1: Right, it's quite the choice, Sarah.

1240
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, absolutely.

1241
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: Decisions.

1242
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 3: Well, let's try something. Step one, loosen your pants.

1243
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, jeff done.

1244
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 2: Perfect And that's it. O, that's it. Yeah, what do

1245
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,919
Speaker 2: you think I was gonna say something else?

1246
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: I thought more that you were going to do something else,

1247
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: But you are hoping for that wordship Brook sic of

1248
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: actually tightened my pants.

1249
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 2: Okay, you can go do what you want your pants

1250
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 2: outside of the studio.

1251
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 3: We have to talk to Eric about the rules here.

1252
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1253
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1254
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 2: you do have to beat Brook out right if you

1255
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 2: want to win.

1256
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

1257
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 9: I am?

1258
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 3: Okay?

1259
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 2: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Jerry Seinfeld

1260
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 2: celebrates a birthday today. His new film Unfrosted is about

1261
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 2: what popular grocery store item whose signature is the largest

1262
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 2: on the Declaration of Independence? On the TV show Friends,

1263
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 2: what instrument does Phoebe play?

1264
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 9: The Giggle Gang path, an Olympic.

1265
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 2: Gold medal, is mainly comprised of what material gold? What

1266
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 2: muppet sings? It's not easy being green Kermit. Eric did

1267
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 2: say Giggle Gang. I'm guessing that's because you're part of

1268
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 2: Jose is like streaming group, the Giggle Gang.

1269
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 11: Yes, I am a giggle Gang member.

1270
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: Oh can I ask you, Eric, what's the best thing

1271
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: that happens when you're streaming with Jose?

1272
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 9: Laughter and sometimes crying? Yeah?

1273
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 11: Actually I do.

1274
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 2: All the emotions come out. It's a very very unstable

1275
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 2: emotionally environment.

1276
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 1: But nothing in the middle at least. I guess we

1277
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 1: don't go to anger.

1278
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 4: It's never good.

1279
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: Emotional roller coaster.

1280
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 2: You're down for some serious mood swings Wat Jose video.

1281
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 3: Perfect. I was trying even things out. Go back to Brook.

1282
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 2: Here you ready, I'm happy?

1283
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 3: Now Brook's gonna cry out laughter?

1284
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 2: Here we go. Your time starts now. Jerry Seinfeld celebrates

1285
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 2: a birthday today. His new film Unfrosted is about what

1286
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 2: popular grocery store item pop Tarts, whose signature is the

1287
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 2: largest on the Declaration of independent John Hancock on the

1288
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 2: TV show Friends, What instrument does Phoebe play?

1289
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: Guitar?

1290
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 2: An Olympic gold medal is mainly comprised of what material copper?

1291
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:35,959
Speaker 2: What Muppet sings? It's not easy being green Kermit, who

1292
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 2: was the first boxer to win the World heavyweight Championship

1293
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 2: three times. I think that's all the questions.

1294
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 3: We're gonna have time.

1295
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 2: On over to the scoreboard to see how y'all did

1296
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 2: with Jose She wants a D and she going to

1297
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 2: get one.

1298
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 3: If I was on Wheel of Fortune.

1299
01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 4: Eric's o Maha vip extraordinaire. Everybody here loves you so much.

1300
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 4: You got to correct to day.

1301
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 2: Okay, to correct, but you get a cool intro because

1302
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 2: you're in the Giggle game. Yeah, Brook, not in the

1303
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 2: Gigle Game, No cool intro.

1304
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 3: Fi Oh no, wow, Brook, good job.

1305
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 2: It really took you down today, Eric, that's one in

1306
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 2: the lost column for you. But let's go over the

1307
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 2: answers for everybody. Jerry Seinfeld celebrates a birthday. His new

1308
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 2: film on Frosted is about pop tarts.

1309
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: Really, I want to see it.

1310
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 2: The signature is the largest on the Declaration of Independence,

1311
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 2: belongs to John Hancock. On the TV show Friends, Phoebe

1312
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 2: plays guitar. An Olympic gold medal is mainly comprised of silver.

1313
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 2: It's ninety two silver and then a gold plate with

1314
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 2: six grams of pure gold.

1315
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: Think they really cheaped out with copper?

1316
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Kermit. The frog sings, it's not easy being green.

1317
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 2: And the first boxer to win the World Heavyweight Championship

1318
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 2: three times was Muhammad Ali. So Eric, you know it

1319
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 2: wasn't enough to beat Brook. But the good news is

1320
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 2: just for playing, you get a fifty dollars Melting Pot

1321
01:02:59,400 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 2: gift card.

1322
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 9: Sound good?

1323
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 2: Did you know April is a couple appreciation month. You

1324
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:08,080
Speaker 2: can enjoy quality time together while creating unforgettable memories at

1325
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 2: the Melting Pot with a romantic four course experience every

1326
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 2: Thursday for a thurs date complete with rose petals and candles.

1327
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 2: So make your reservation today at melting Pot dot com.

1328
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 11: I will Eric.

1329
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: Are you going to talk about this experience on your

1330
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: next stream with Jose?

1331
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 5: Oh?

1332
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 2: I'm sure they can't talk that chat chat, but they

1333
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 2: can only type.

1334
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 3: It's not like a zoom call.

1335
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: It's just like a monologue's basically yeah. It was like

1336
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: in the video games where you can like hear each

1337
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: other and you play together.

1338
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,720
Speaker 2: Three straight hours of Jose talking to you. Doesn't that

1339
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 2: sound like.

1340
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 1: It sounds like.

1341
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 2: You.

1342
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.

1343
01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 3: For coming on. You're welcome back anytime again.

1344
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: Have fun listening to Jose.

1345
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 2: We'll be back to New Windbrooks Buckt the same time

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Speaker 10: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.