Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. All right, you
Speaker 1: sent me a text or we got a text last night,
Speaker 1: and you send it to Ray picture day, Ray, Sorry,
Speaker 1: so late cards all day, drinking all night, and then
Speaker 1: you send a picture of you holding a Budweiser? Are
Speaker 1: we already building in excuses? Did you watch what happened
Speaker 1: last week? Danes? I hear the fear in the Dylan
Speaker 1: Bad Larry one eight units last week Dylan lost too
Speaker 1: and Shay lost too. The totals on the season, Dylan
Speaker 1: is still leading plus five units. Bad Larry is now
Speaker 1: minus third teen unit. Shay is minus eight units. Catching
Speaker 1: up with you, okay, and we know Killen's got a
Speaker 1: bunch of crap going on today. I'm sure, Oh naturally,
Speaker 1: my fifty unit lead is dwindling. Though. I have to
Speaker 1: say congratulations Larry for coming back, and uh, you know
Speaker 1: there's no quid in you, and I really appreciate one
Speaker 1: bad week and I won money with the bookie. But
Speaker 1: you guys don't want to hear that, Larry. All we
Speaker 1: care about is what you do here. That's that's how
Speaker 1: we document this. I understand that. I know I lost
Speaker 1: seventeen units that one week units. Now, look, I'm the
Speaker 1: defending champ, and I'm the defending camp until that. All
Speaker 1: you did your Super Bowl Sunday. You beat Dylan. That
Speaker 1: doesn't make you a chance. You beat an idiot three
Speaker 1: units up. People don't understand how impossible that is. But okay,
Speaker 1: I under say, how many more houses can we lose more?
Speaker 1: His I'm getting four closed on time to be just
Speaker 1: to set the scene, bad Larry is somewhere in New Jersey.
Speaker 1: I got Dylan in here with Marv Picture day Ray
Speaker 1: and uh, and I got Shay. We have white claws
Speaker 1: that the boys are drinking. And I gave Shay some
Speaker 1: of the the moonshine that we're making the tailgate moonshine.
Speaker 1: Pretty smooth, Danny too smooth. Yeah, you could chug the
Speaker 1: whole thing in the studio. Yeah, yeah, is right here
Speaker 1: every week every week. I didn't know that. How how
Speaker 1: would I know that? You think I have a picture phone?
Speaker 1: What's a picture phone. Okay, alright, anything we need to recap,
Speaker 1: Dylan will start with you. Anything to recap, you know,
Speaker 1: whine about, make excuses about from last week. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of bleeding out here at this point. It's
Speaker 1: just like two units of a clip. Um uh got
Speaker 1: a syricuse money line that was you looked good, looks
Speaker 1: good for a while, look good per usual. U c
Speaker 1: l A. Came back down to earth. Yeah the thud,
Speaker 1: big thud, you're equinox par did not hit, which actually
Speaker 1: um I which I placed at the casino in person too,
Speaker 1: which didn't make it any more likely to happen. For
Speaker 1: some reason, you had these Saints plus two and a
Speaker 1: half the Astros money line, the Rangers New York Rangers
Speaker 1: minus one and a half in the Bucks plus four. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Saints and Rangers screwed me. Um yeah, Giants under that again.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry owned college football and uh yeah pretty good
Speaker 1: and the pros two of Aaron Rodgers wants the show. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's not the way it works. Okay, you just you
Speaker 1: did great in college. You missed out on the Packers
Speaker 1: minus four and a half against Washington. Damn everyone undefeated
Speaker 1: in college? Yeah, missed. No, I lost one unit, um Clemstone,
Speaker 1: I mean giveaway bad because I had to go against
Speaker 1: ill and on that. I don't even see that Ray,
Speaker 1: Ray did that not make it? And therefore that changes
Speaker 1: bad Larry's uh units? Yea yeah? Quiet on the show. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm asking Ray if we can validate this because
Speaker 1: we want to make sure that this is the show
Speaker 1: of record, and if you picked Clemson and lost that one,
Speaker 1: then that would mean that you're definitely lost. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: didn't send that in. I only have the fix I
Speaker 1: sent and news you said it on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was Patty, Larry, that was that was that was
Speaker 1: a late ad. Therefore your minus fourteen units boom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: okay Larry's firing a shot across the bow at me
Speaker 1: on the last episode seven last week and plus minus
Speaker 1: fourteen alright, Shay, write that down. Uh, you got the
Speaker 1: Texas Tech game right. The only thing I upset about,
Speaker 1: the only thing upset about is those fighting by US Sugars.
Speaker 1: That is that they really Yeah, well, I think they
Speaker 1: got exposed by the Liberty the light. The actual Baptist
Speaker 1: showed up and showed to quit. Adding to the good Book,
Speaker 1: It's in the revelation. You can't do that. Detroit and
Speaker 1: Dallas under and Tennessee minus two and a half against Colts.
Speaker 1: That means we turn our attention to this week, and Dylan,
Speaker 1: you're still the uh, the leader, the clubhouse leader college football.
Speaker 1: What do you have? West Virginia money line plus two
Speaker 1: against TCU. I think TCU has to lose at some point.
Speaker 1: And honestly, West Virginia was good to me on the
Speaker 1: money line last time I bet on them. And their
Speaker 1: last four victories have been against four ranked teams. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they like to show up, all right. Um Oklahoma minus
Speaker 1: one against Iowa State. They have to write the ship
Speaker 1: at some point, and I just don't think like they're
Speaker 1: just a better team to pick them. It's mine's one, oh,
Speaker 1: Colma minus one, h anything else? Um A and M
Speaker 1: plus two against Ole Mess. Ole Mess has been underwhelming lately.
Speaker 1: And they just had some freshman suspended, had a locker
Speaker 1: room incident, one of those old locker room Yeah, they were,
Speaker 1: they were. They were smoking that n il money that
Speaker 1: you don't have to buy a dimebags from California. Can
Speaker 1: I get some pre rolled here? Um? Okay, So that's
Speaker 1: your colleague, that's it. Light on colleges, all right, Shay
Speaker 1: college football, Yeah, don't call it a comeback, Danny, Okay,
Speaker 1: light plus one and a half against the fighting Martinez
Speaker 1: is got pit plus three against North Carolina South Bama.
Speaker 1: Going back to the well lantan against Archie State and
Speaker 1: the under fifty five. Uh, Archie State is not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to put up twenty eight on South Bama.
Speaker 1: There's no way, no how all right. By the way,
Speaker 1: this kid, this North Carolina quarterback Drake May, what about him?
Speaker 1: He got twenty four touchdowns, three interceptions so far. Any
Speaker 1: averages fifty four yards rushing can sling it, yeah, Danny,
Speaker 1: And that's the other still a Mac Brown coach team.
Speaker 1: So they're favored. Therefore they lose. And that's it. Did
Speaker 1: you have Oklahoma? I got ou? I got ou laying
Speaker 1: the one as well with I. And that brings us
Speaker 1: to uh, the man who's on a roll, bad Larry.
Speaker 1: I went a little deep in college football this week. Um,
Speaker 1: all one unit bets law tech minus six and a half.
Speaker 1: Let me get a pen because I know I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be changing some of these law tech Do you love
Speaker 1: law tech like you've always feels like when you're down
Speaker 1: in desperate, you go law Tech. I don't consider myself
Speaker 1: down in desperate. Law Tech doesn't get any love for
Speaker 1: the last three or four years. Pretty good, all right,
Speaker 1: So Claorida International sucks. Law Tech minus a six and
Speaker 1: a half against Florida it's six. You're welcome. Wow, I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I got my pen out. That's a good one. Six
Speaker 1: Tennessee minus twelve against Kentucky. Yeah. West Virginia plus seven
Speaker 1: and a half against right I'm taking Ohio State minus
Speaker 1: the fifteen and a half against Penn State. I'm not
Speaker 1: a Penn State believer. At Penn State. It's at Happy Valley.
Speaker 1: I now either after last week, I think Ohio State's
Speaker 1: gonna put a forty on them. And I go back
Speaker 1: to when Ohio State opened up against Notre Dame and
Speaker 1: it was actually a competitive game. Yeah, and then they've
Speaker 1: gone in different directions ever since then. Totally, Um, what
Speaker 1: else do you have? You got Notre Dame? I have
Speaker 1: the Notre Dame, just the over. I don't not taking
Speaker 1: them against Syracuse, but that over under. So Notre Dame
Speaker 1: over over in that game and I'm taking I don't
Speaker 1: really like this one that much anymore, but I'll stay
Speaker 1: with it. Florida over the fifty six with Georgia fifty
Speaker 1: six and a half. Yeah, that's a lot of points
Speaker 1: right now, but to Tours and might put up fifty themselves.
Speaker 1: So let's get Florida touchdown. Dylan U with the NFL
Speaker 1: events Yeah. Um so tonight Ravens plus two against the Bucks.
Speaker 1: There were minus one and a half yesterday, so I
Speaker 1: don't know exactly why the line swung three and a
Speaker 1: half points, but um, I'll take it. Take text to
Speaker 1: two points. Um and that's actually gonna be my mortgage
Speaker 1: bet three units to cover the two at the Bucks.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm basically fading the Bucks until the divorce
Speaker 1: papers are signed. Um So, I'm actually going to this
Speaker 1: game this weekend Stiller's Eagles in Philly, and I hate
Speaker 1: both these teams with a fucking passion, So I'm taking
Speaker 1: the under. So why are you going to the game? Um?
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of friends that are Steelers fans,
Speaker 1: and I agreed to go like months ago, thinking it
Speaker 1: was light years away, and now here we are, so
Speaker 1: I get to go to Philadelphia, Sunny Philadelphia. Do people
Speaker 1: ever I think you look a little bit like Franco
Speaker 1: Harris or an off spring of Franco Harris. Franco here,
Speaker 1: I've never actually gotten Franco Harris. I get Gabe Gabe Kaplan.
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten Gab Caplan. I've gotten Kenny Powers, Pablo
Speaker 1: Escobar and Ron Jeremy. It was usually three the leaders
Speaker 1: in the club that facially you look like Ron Jeremy
Speaker 1: from the from the neck up or tips up. Weird. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. And then all right, so I don't
Speaker 1: have a parlay this week, but I had to do
Speaker 1: something stupid obviously, so I'm taking Steelers Eagles to go
Speaker 1: into overtime plus sixteen hundred. It's dumb, but it actually
Speaker 1: I mean, I just picture this being a bad game anyways, Okay.
Speaker 1: And then also you just you just piste away money,
Speaker 1: don't you. Yeah, but it's fun, look um. And then obviously, giants,
Speaker 1: I know what I pay you, and I don't pay
Speaker 1: you enough for you. I'm hemorrhaging. But if it hits, um,
Speaker 1: I'm taking Giant Seahawks under forty four and a half. Obviously,
Speaker 1: Giants under you love the giants un taxes. Giants under
Speaker 1: you won five times with the Giants and the only
Speaker 1: thing I've got um and then I hate this one.
Speaker 1: But Cardinals plus three and a half against the Vikings.
Speaker 1: They're still the Vikings. I refused to believe that they're
Speaker 1: actually good To't me understand that you hate a bet,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna do it just like bad Larry said. Well, Okay,
Speaker 1: I started off really liking it, and then as I've
Speaker 1: twisted in my mind more, I started hating it because
Speaker 1: it seems a little ratty of a line. But called
Speaker 1: being a degenerate, Danny is working the mental gymnastics every
Speaker 1: heere Cardinals plus three and Vikings and that'll do it. Shay,
Speaker 1: you're up next. Yeah, for the record, I hate every
Speaker 1: single bed I made this week, all of them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't enjoy any of this, Danny. This is a need.
Speaker 1: But are there bets where you go up? Man? Love
Speaker 1: that when last week b y uh I put the
Speaker 1: freaking mortgage on a day and those are the ones
Speaker 1: I stay away from. Unbelievable. Okay, what do you have
Speaker 1: for his? Yeah? I got Vegas minus one and a
Speaker 1: half against the Saints. Uh, I got the Niners minus
Speaker 1: one and a half against the Rams and all he
Speaker 1: does is win games. That's all he can do. That
Speaker 1: date porn Stars and uh Seahawks minus at three against
Speaker 1: the Higantes. I think that this is the only game
Speaker 1: where the two teams have winning records. You're kidding me,
Speaker 1: Giant Seahawks. Yeah, oh yeah, I think so, No Ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought in Week eight? If I would
Speaker 1: have said this matchup will have the teams with the
Speaker 1: winning records, you'd probably say Packers, Bills, probably any of
Speaker 1: the other thirty teams, Buccaneers, Ravings, Cowboys, Cowboys, Bad Larry.
Speaker 1: You are ready to go? Yes? I am. Um two
Speaker 1: units on my NFL games for all of them. I
Speaker 1: want Jacksonville minus a two and a half against Denver.
Speaker 1: What are you going to join us in studio? Yeah? Um,
Speaker 1: we're going to some Kenmore Square, some sculpture thing tonight
Speaker 1: and Atlantic City for some Um there's some comedy out
Speaker 1: about nurses or something, so the Hill sound made. Two
Speaker 1: wives are going to that show I'm playing? It was
Speaker 1: a pumpkin regatta a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, I know. Well,
Speaker 1: there's an invitation here we you can bring your Budweiser
Speaker 1: if you want, yeah, or you could have a the
Speaker 1: way I'm comming is with Bud. Okay, So Jacksonville, I
Speaker 1: do I do owe you guys a trip to Milford
Speaker 1: to be up there. One of these days. We can
Speaker 1: meet in the Atlantic City to Larry at some point.
Speaker 1: I always do that. Jacksonville, mine is two and a half.
Speaker 1: You're welcome anytime you want, Atlanta Jacksonville minus two and
Speaker 1: a half against Denver, right, Chicago plus ten against Dallas? Whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa is it ten that's been up against the pass Jets?
Speaker 1: Plus two and a half against the Patriots. All right,
Speaker 1: And then I want to add I'm gonna jump on
Speaker 1: Dylan's bandwagon. I love the Ravens tonight. Hell yeah, Larry, friends,
Speaker 1: once again, we've given her getting to we're getting getting
Speaker 1: to plus two. Wow. Okay, that's just that's something they're
Speaker 1: totally Before I leave, we'll take the opposite of that,
Speaker 1: Ray Ray, mark it down. Oh you're going Bucaneer. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going cheecken plants minus Do I like Tom Brady? No,
Speaker 1: I love his cheek and plants. Brady is gonna throw
Speaker 1: fifty five times tonight. Yeah, oh yeah, you know that.
Speaker 1: We all know he can't run. Uh anything else, bad lady.
Speaker 1: And then I have a one unit tease just because
Speaker 1: I need to put a teas in. I pusted this
Speaker 1: one up last night after about fifteen. But the Bears
Speaker 1: plus twenty over in the Bengals game and the Eagles
Speaker 1: minus the half. Huh, And that's just for one unit,
Speaker 1: all right? Okay, let's let's recap that. That's Bears plus
Speaker 1: twenty against the Cowboys, Bengals, Brown's over thirty six and
Speaker 1: a half and a half, Eagles plus one against the
Speaker 1: Texas Eagles against the Steelers Steelers, Steers, there's a his
Speaker 1: minus a half. I got the Eagles plus one against
Speaker 1: the Steelers with your with your teaser, is that? Hold on, Ray,
Speaker 1: do you have the Are you drinking too? Ray? You're
Speaker 1: not king? I think Larry accidentally said Houston yesterday and
Speaker 1: they played next week, so I think I took that line.
Speaker 1: The Steelers are plus ten and a half versus the Eagles.
Speaker 1: So with a ten point teaser, Larry, you're minus one
Speaker 1: and or minus half. Yeah, that's where I had written down. Well,
Speaker 1: no I didn't. I'm going by what Ray wrote down here.
Speaker 1: He gives me money the half, yeah, because it actually
Speaker 1: doesn't make a bit of difference minus. However, plus with
Speaker 1: one you lose it if if if they lose by one,
Speaker 1: I lose. No, how what do this? So? I don't
Speaker 1: care where also rare, I'm gonna throw a little more
Speaker 1: ship on your plate. At the moment um, you have
Speaker 1: the Patriots minus two and a half against the Jets.
Speaker 1: The Jets. This is one of those like doesn't matter
Speaker 1: who's on the field, the Jets Patriots, especially after their
Speaker 1: recent tex I thought the Jets were for real. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't buy it. Still receipts, he's still
Speaker 1: taking receipt Uh. How many beers did you have last night?
Speaker 1: Bad lair um? I kind of even. I even came home.
Speaker 1: I went my son John's apartment. My wife had a
Speaker 1: girlfriend over here, so I had a free pass. So
Speaker 1: I found over to my son's apartment and had a
Speaker 1: couple with him in his roommates. And then, uh, team,
Speaker 1: I played cards all day. Don't forget that stupid dollar
Speaker 1: two dollar game? How many again? It's six team by
Speaker 1: the time I got home, and then I had a
Speaker 1: couple more. I was putting these picks together. Okay, but
Speaker 1: I don't want you to come back and go. I
Speaker 1: had been drinking when I made those picks. No, unlike
Speaker 1: Shay and Dylan, I love my picks. Here we go.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, that's usually a bad sign the band.
Speaker 1: The only bad sign is I had to get cocky
Speaker 1: and say, you guys gave me every win in college.
Speaker 1: I had to admit that I lost Clemson. She just
Speaker 1: kept my mouth shut. No, you mean you were honest
Speaker 1: with the class. Larry, I would get on. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna have your guys pick. You get a
Speaker 1: gold star for being a regular person. Where to go,
Speaker 1: your liar, Larry, Come on, Larry? All right, I'm down
Speaker 1: fourteen and I got the Eagles minus I have. That's perfect. Okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: how much you laying on that four point? It's a third?
Speaker 1: How many point teasers as a four team ten point teaser?
Speaker 1: What are you laying to get that? It's one? It's
Speaker 1: just one? Okay, Yeah, everybody good. By the way, Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving make sure you listen to his podcast that's
Speaker 1: separate from this. It's available wherever you get podcasts. And
Speaker 1: once again they're closing on on the the degenerative the year.
Speaker 1: That's a big selling point with the podcast. It's a
Speaker 1: big reveal Danny end of the year. It's going to
Speaker 1: be a big ceremony, sort of like the Mask Singer
Speaker 1: on Fox and like you Guys do more like more
Speaker 1: like the Academy Awards. Really it's much heavier than the
Speaker 1: mass singers. We're all gonna be in Vegas for the show.
Speaker 1: I have no fear bad Larry anything I need to
Speaker 1: mention um No nothing else. I don't think Dan. I
Speaker 1: will plan a trip in the next couple of weeks
Speaker 1: to Milford Nice. Let's get it in there. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you you can sit here and have white claws with
Speaker 1: these guys and uh also the moonshine. It's kind of
Speaker 1: a delectable combo, I have to say. But Bad Larry
Speaker 1: doesn't branch out. It's always bud my own beverage, never
Speaker 1: anything really nothing. Larry is a fitness guy myself. There's
Speaker 1: less cars than a class of white wine in here,
Speaker 1: so let's get some shard. You resemble Jeremy a little
Speaker 1: bit more than you think. No, Bad Larry doesn't he
Speaker 1: if you have tequila and you have bourbon, you haven't.
Speaker 1: He won't drink any of that wine, won't it's just
Speaker 1: bud was I've never tasted wine in my life the
Speaker 1: guy who goes to a public data You're so full
Speaker 1: of ship. You are so full of ship wine in
Speaker 1: my life. You're the waspiest person I know. All I
Speaker 1: do is telling you the truth. I've never tasted wine.
Speaker 1: All you do is my second. You don't. You've probably
Speaker 1: blacked out on Budweiser and drank bottles of wine. No. No,
Speaker 1: the only thing when I get after I get tired
Speaker 1: of Budweiser, I can drink of Miller. That's my next beer.
Speaker 1: What about bud luck? Why would you go from bud Wiser?
Speaker 1: Not progressions, they don't have bud. I can drink Miller white.
Speaker 1: Now there twenty buds. If we want to still stay out,
Speaker 1: then I go to Roman Coke. There we go. The
Speaker 1: truth comes outright. But in between that, more than you're
Speaker 1: having a nice Roman Coke to make sure you're not
Speaker 1: hungover the next day, nice buttery shard layer. What do
Speaker 1: you do? Never anyone? I think that's the biggest secret
Speaker 1: is Larry just secretly pounding Chardonnay and Dudweiser candidets. Not
Speaker 1: that I've seen, I've witnessed bad, Larry. It's just bud
Speaker 1: in action. It's Budweiser. Yeah, Lan, your dream is gonna
Speaker 1: come true. I'm gonna come up to Milford and we're
Speaker 1: gonna go out after you get off this show. I'll
Speaker 1: drop you. I'll drop you off wherever you want to
Speaker 1: be dropping. I'm going down, Larry. I welcome to put
Speaker 1: you to bed and then go back. Let's go and
Speaker 1: welcome a little spirited competition. I'm also probably about a
Speaker 1: third of your age. I have a little bit more
Speaker 1: of the vigor, a little more to get up and go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll go. I'll go Budweiser for Budweiser, and SHA's coming
Speaker 1: into try a fact that, yeah, you're not drinking me
Speaker 1: into the table there. How about we uh, how about
Speaker 1: we call and call it quits right here. We've we've
Speaker 1: done enough, We've entertained a nation, and now you can
Speaker 1: decide if you want to bet with or against these
Speaker 1: guys at Shay and Irving his podcast And thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us on this one. We'll talk to you next week.