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Speaker 2: Three twenty nine. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. What's going on? Everyone?
Speaker 2: How you doing there? David Brody?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Do I count as everyone? I wasn't your bustles to answer?
Speaker 2: Are you? Oh? Yeah? You are? Everyone? All right? Well,
Speaker 2: I'm doing well. I have a lot of things to
Speaker 2: talk about. I've got some some.
Speaker 4: Sound clips to play. Yeah, I'm very excited. Good, I'm
Speaker 4: excited too, you know, it's uh, I'm most excited about
Speaker 4: something you're unexcited about.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, yeah, of course, because.
Speaker 4: Slices, slices. Listen, I'm not Lena tell you what it is.
Speaker 4: You know, when Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary have
Speaker 4: an argument or debate, and you know, sometimes people think
Speaker 4: Brody's right. Every once in a while people think Scary's right.
Speaker 2: More often strong opinions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So we had a conversation a few episodes
Speaker 4: ago that rolled into slice time for weeks. People had
Speaker 4: a strong opinion on it. Scary's wrong, Scary's right, Scary's bougie,
Speaker 4: Scary's right, but he's still bougie, all kinds of opinions,
Speaker 4: and sometimes the universe has a way of smiling down
Speaker 4: on Brody. What I don't understand, first of all, how
Speaker 4: how you think that this is funny to you? Or
Speaker 4: this is even it's not fdvantageous vacation to me? How
Speaker 4: is it justification? It's not a justification. Mark into Brody's
Speaker 4: right column. That's all I feel bad for Skary. You
Speaker 4: might as well just tell us talk about it right now,
Speaker 4: because because I may have to pause, because I'll tell
Speaker 4: you as soon as I get this phone call, I
Speaker 4: gotta run downstairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, deal, Before I tell you what it is.
Speaker 1: Just in the.
Speaker 4: Slices, I want you to leave feedback on this talkbacks
Speaker 4: and let us know if it proves the point that
Speaker 4: Brody was right.
Speaker 2: So a normal situation will be handled normally.
Speaker 4: So Scary texts me and says, oh I got a situation.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, that's a ten minute situation. Oh no,
Speaker 4: I'll call Montfran much bigger situation. Scary, tell us what's
Speaker 4: going on in your life right now as we speak.
Speaker 4: I have the top line, what happened to your car? Well,
Speaker 4: I guess, don't don't give the details of what's going on.
Speaker 4: What happened to your car? Scary, You're I hit a
Speaker 4: pothole and it ripped a hole in the side wall
Speaker 4: of the run flat. Oh so scary as a flat tire.
Speaker 4: Now remember now, hold on lots of potholes where Scary
Speaker 4: lives a lot to get the.
Speaker 2: Run flats right. Well, here's the thing, and I'm I
Speaker 2: mean again.
Speaker 4: The reason why I'm panicking is because I got one
Speaker 4: eye on on what we're doing here, and the other
Speaker 4: one is on my phone. Because okay, because I have
Speaker 4: a toe a toe truck, we'll get there. In a
Speaker 4: normal situation, when you have a flat tire, a man
Speaker 4: or or a woman with skills, a person who owns
Speaker 4: a car.
Speaker 2: And change their flat.
Speaker 4: Either take the full spare out of the trunk if
Speaker 4: you have one, well, put the doughnut on the car
Speaker 4: and go get the flat fixed.
Speaker 2: But Scary's tire is shredded.
Speaker 4: Well, it's not ready. I'll say this. When I was
Speaker 4: coming out, I went on, when I was coming out
Speaker 4: of the gym this this afternoon, early this afternoon, a
Speaker 4: lot of law go on I was, I was coming
Speaker 4: out of the gym.
Speaker 2: I went to the valet, and you know what, there
Speaker 2: it is there. It is the valet.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, the valet. The valet had my car
Speaker 4: ready for me. Palk your car at the gym, your boysie, bastard.
Speaker 4: There's no where to fucking park. Okay, there's nowhere to park.
Speaker 2: To walk to a park.
Speaker 4: Park in front of all the courthouses where everything is.
Speaker 2: There's no parking there. You were forced to park in
Speaker 2: a lot. It's not a valet. I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 2: So I went to the right. It's a talking lot attendant.
Speaker 4: The parking lot attendant valets the car. Do you have
Speaker 4: no choice? You pull up, you have them a keys
Speaker 4: and you go. So when I came back, I'm looking
Speaker 4: at I'm walking toward my car from the front and
Speaker 4: then and I'm looking at the driver's side front wheel,
Speaker 4: front tire and I'm like, it's a little like like
Speaker 4: bubble there. So I'm like, what the fuck is that
Speaker 4: a little friction? So I went over to it. I
Speaker 4: bet down and there's a huge gash on the sidewall
Speaker 4: of of the of the tire.
Speaker 2: But it's not flat because I have a run flat.
Speaker 2: They didn't go flat.
Speaker 4: The whole point of having a run flat is you
Speaker 4: could still drive on it until you get to safety,
Speaker 4: or do you have a chance to change it.
Speaker 2: That's a luxury I pay for having a run flat.
Speaker 2: So now, do you remember hitting a sidewall or something?
Speaker 2: This morning?
Speaker 4: When I was getting into work, Right before I got
Speaker 4: into the parking garage, I heard a boom, and I
Speaker 4: think that was the fucking thing. But that they I
Speaker 4: think when the car went into the pothole, there must
Speaker 4: be some something sharp on the side of the pothole
Speaker 4: that ripped the shredding.
Speaker 2: That's shredding. Now not your neighborhood, but gone you way
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 4: It was it was It was a Manhattan in midtown
Speaker 4: where there's the city is riddled with potholes right now
Speaker 4: because it's the changing of the season right now, and
Speaker 4: then some of those holes haven't been filled and then
Speaker 4: the weather's changing. So the fucking ASPA is like doing
Speaker 4: weird things. And so yeah, so this potholes everywhere. People
Speaker 4: in Staten Island call it ashphalt asphalt. So so yeah,
Speaker 4: so I apparently I rode on it all morning.
Speaker 2: You didn't know.
Speaker 4: Thank god, I have a big trip. I have like
Speaker 4: three big trips coming up in the next three days
Speaker 4: where I have to go for more than twenty thirty miles.
Speaker 2: And thank god I saw that.
Speaker 4: Thank god I went to the gym today because otherwise
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have seen it because I don't want to
Speaker 4: look at my car. Yeah, I always give it when
Speaker 4: I valley the car, I have to give it to
Speaker 4: you all once around to make sure they didn't like
Speaker 4: bang it up or whatever. Sure, so I'm looking at
Speaker 4: the thing, oh shit, tire chain, and I knew. I
Speaker 4: knew it wasn't any foul play by their part. I
Speaker 4: knew that exactly what it was as soon as I
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, shit, it was the fucking pothole this morning,
Speaker 4: and somehow I was able to drive on it all day.
Speaker 4: But anyway, so I called the BMW roadside assistance right
Speaker 4: and now now I'm assuming roadside assistance for a BMW
Speaker 4: means they're gonna come to you, bring a spare tire
Speaker 4: and replace the tire right out. What it is that's
Speaker 4: well BMW, Well, BMW, that's the dealership that the service
Speaker 4: center could dispatch someone, I guess.
Speaker 2: But but I am.
Speaker 4: I'm under contract where I get for free BMW roadside assistance.
Speaker 4: What is there to come and bring a tire, replace
Speaker 4: the tire for you, and then you stand to come down.
Speaker 2: Your own home. They give you a toe. Well it
Speaker 2: needs a new tire.
Speaker 4: They could they get they could run flat you know,
Speaker 4: bring that fire.
Speaker 2: They can't.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you this. The people who are bringing
Speaker 4: the tow truck told me, yeah.
Speaker 2: Wood truck.
Speaker 4: Well it's they're gonna. They're gonna flatbed the car to
Speaker 4: my dealership. You know why because it's an all wheel
Speaker 4: drive car and you can't toe it like that. They
Speaker 4: said it will ruin the car. The lady on the
Speaker 4: phone from the service center car neutral. The lady on
Speaker 4: the service center said, in the service center for BMW
Speaker 4: said you cannot tow the car. The car has to
Speaker 4: be flatbedded. So they're sending some friggin towing company with
Speaker 4: a flatbed to my place.
Speaker 2: I gotta put they gotta put.
Speaker 4: The car on the thing, send it, ship it off,
Speaker 4: have the tire replaced and brought back to me tomorrow morning. Okay,
Speaker 4: So the slices, scariest whole bougie tire system has now
Speaker 4: cost him the use of his car. He's gonna lose
Speaker 4: his car until tomorrow because they can't bring a tire
Speaker 4: and they can't bring it back. Well they can if
Speaker 4: I really wanted to, BMW said send me the loaner.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, by the time you're bringing it back,
Speaker 4: that's not bringing it back.
Speaker 2: The thing is you're in the hands.
Speaker 4: I said, she could be home for dinner, but instead
Speaker 4: as she can't, so they're gonna send me a different
Speaker 4: woman to cook my dinner. I'm saying, as you like,
Speaker 4: that doesn't not the same time. My dealership is up
Speaker 4: in Westchester, dude, it's it's so much shit.
Speaker 2: For those of you who don't know the area, that's
Speaker 2: like an hour and a half away from where Scary lives.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you couldn't get a local dealership to honor any
Speaker 4: VMW dealership I know, but these are people that take
Speaker 4: care of me and rush me to the frigging beginning
Speaker 4: the lama v I pay't.
Speaker 2: To deal for you. They're taking your car overnight, holy ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah because yeah because no, no, no no, because it's
Speaker 4: it's taken.
Speaker 2: Forever and run flat tires.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna get my car toe go away to
Speaker 4: fucking canvas with me, and they'll bring it back with
Speaker 4: some tourist stickers.
Speaker 2: I hope they give you some souvenirs on the trip.
Speaker 2: You are something else. Let me finish.
Speaker 4: The BMW roadside then calls the local towing people and
Speaker 4: it's up to them to come out.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting for the local towing people to get here.
Speaker 4: It's been two hours now. Had I had they this
Speaker 4: all been taken care of this morning, they could have
Speaker 4: towed it to the dealership, they could have changed the tire,
Speaker 4: and they could have sent it back to me all
Speaker 4: in one business day and it would have been great.
Speaker 2: However, I'm waiting forever and ever, forever.
Speaker 4: Ever and ever for this freaking towing company to come. Now.
Speaker 4: BMW dispatches the company, so I don't want to get
Speaker 4: into the minutia of it.
Speaker 2: Get a new tire? How much does this cost? Easier
Speaker 2: costing me free? Ninety nine? Because it comes with how
Speaker 2: you're going out tonight? Yeah? Yeah, how are you getting there?
Speaker 4: Sal's picking me up? So bow Yeah, Sal your free
Speaker 4: money pal. He's picking me up.
Speaker 2: Oh that's Sal. Yes, Sal, We're having a dinner tonight.
Speaker 4: That was gonna be something I was gonna talk about
Speaker 4: that I was gonna actually talk about this with you
Speaker 4: on the VS take place that stayed place to five
Speaker 4: hundred dollars steak nives not that place, No, No, someplace
Speaker 4: nearby there. But anyway, that's I digress. Let's finish this here.
Speaker 4: So the PO needed a call tonight, you'd have to
Speaker 4: pay an uber so you'd be out that money.
Speaker 2: But I'm not going to be sALS driving.
Speaker 4: I can't believe the system. I can't believe the system
Speaker 4: you put up with. And you think it's fine from
Speaker 4: without your Corte twenty four hours okay at tire, but
Speaker 4: it's not. It's not BMW's fault. It is the fault
Speaker 4: of the local towing company who decided to wait two hours.
Speaker 2: So anyway, here's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: That you can't There's no bm does a BMW dealership
Speaker 4: much closer to you that would also, you have a contract,
Speaker 4: you don't need to be taken care of. And I
Speaker 4: don't want it to go to I don't they wanted
Speaker 4: to bring to the want in Manhattan. I don't want
Speaker 4: to go to that one. I don't want my car
Speaker 4: to go to that one. I want my car because
Speaker 4: did people there take special care of me? My deal
Speaker 4: is ship carry. He already told me they already, they
Speaker 4: already told me. We have the tire in stock. Listen,
Speaker 4: there could be some wheel damage. We don't know what's
Speaker 4: going on. Let's take a look at it. So anyway,
Speaker 4: the whole thing is a jack you up.
Speaker 2: For suspension, prepare ball joints.
Speaker 4: Stop when you have a BMW. You don't deal with
Speaker 4: that ship. It's all part of the boogie price you pay.
Speaker 2: This is why I pay. What I see, this is
Speaker 2: this is to me, he doesn't cover pothole damage. Yes,
Speaker 2: the tire will be free because I have the tire package.
Speaker 4: Remember that if everything else is damaged or they tell
Speaker 4: you it's damage, you're gonna be paying.
Speaker 2: A shipload of money. Listen to me. Listen to me.
Speaker 4: This exactly exemplifies, with an underscore and an explanation point,
Speaker 4: why I paid for the tire package, because you can
Speaker 4: be without a car for a day. Well, first of all,
Speaker 4: hold on here, these frigging run flat tires go for
Speaker 4: six seven hundred dollars. See, this is no two hundred
Speaker 4: dollar tire. This is not hundred because you brought the tire.
Speaker 4: Had you brought a regular two hundred dollar tire? You
Speaker 4: wouldn't be going This car uses run flats, doesn't use
Speaker 4: regular tires. My tire, my Goodyear tire Champ. I wouldn't
Speaker 4: have a frouity. It's what you're paying into this, because
Speaker 4: that's the this is the the Kingdom. You've entered that
Speaker 4: kind of money. You should get your call back to say, hey,
Speaker 4: they should have brought the tire too. You know what
Speaker 4: this is allowing me to do. It's allowing me to
Speaker 4: do this podcast. I don't have to get under my car.
Speaker 4: I don't have to have a doughnut. I don't have
Speaker 4: to change anything to get under your car. Why would
Speaker 4: you ever get under your jacket up? I don't have
Speaker 4: to jack the car up. I don't do anything.
Speaker 2: I don't have this.
Speaker 4: The last time you jacked up a car never so.
Speaker 4: So my point is it's gonna be handled in the background, Brody,
Speaker 4: they're gonna.
Speaker 2: Show up, but no, it's not.
Speaker 4: My car is gonna be flatway, It's gonna be flat
Speaker 4: better away. And then tomorrow morning I'm to wake up
Speaker 4: and get a call that it's on this way back
Speaker 4: to me, and they're gonna flap at it back to
Speaker 4: me with a brand new fucking tire bro.
Speaker 2: That is how I roll. That's how your car doesn't
Speaker 2: roll because it's got a flat time tomorrow. But the
Speaker 2: thing is you and I we're very different people.
Speaker 4: So go to I go to Luis's the flat fix.
Speaker 4: I get down and you have every right to it.
Speaker 4: I'm not criticizing people who do. Do not take this
Speaker 4: as a as a put down to anybody who does.
Speaker 4: I just think it's spending a lot of money for
Speaker 4: shit service. You're losing the car for its service. It's
Speaker 4: a white club service.
Speaker 2: They're coming to my They're coming to my.
Speaker 4: Address, picking up my car and flat but they're not
Speaker 4: even towing it. They're gonna flat to bringing it to Montreal,
Speaker 4: apparently because that's where I wanted to go.
Speaker 2: They could bring it to the city. They actually said,
Speaker 2: let's bring it.
Speaker 4: Telling me this, there's no BMW dealership in the county
Speaker 4: you live in. There's three of them closer than the
Speaker 4: one that I go to, right, so choose one of.
Speaker 2: Those and gets your car back.
Speaker 4: I like my people at my service center in Westchester,
Speaker 4: the West cause you know why, because west Chester is
Speaker 4: Westchester is best Chester.
Speaker 2: That's right. I love it.
Speaker 4: They take wonderful care of me there I have in
Speaker 4: personal relationship with everyone at that freaking deals. What are
Speaker 4: they gonna do for you? Different than putting a tire
Speaker 4: on your car. They're gonna bring me to the front
Speaker 4: of the line, and the front of it now. Now
Speaker 4: the thing is the front of the line is tomorrow,
Speaker 4: because by the time it fucking gets there, it's gonna
Speaker 4: be close a bit, Brody. No, white club service means
Speaker 4: the totruck company brings it back to you after hours,
Speaker 4: they pay the extra money. That's white club service. What
Speaker 4: you're getting is you're getting ship. You're getting the basic bullshit.
Speaker 4: I got your sal picking me up for dinner tonight.
Speaker 4: We'll talk about that in just a little bit and
Speaker 4: and tomorrow. Any man about that I wake up, Brody's
Speaker 4: gotta be in maan at something else here it comes
Speaker 4: and that will launch us into that next topic.
Speaker 2: Why is sal picking me up? That is a you
Speaker 2: you want to take it?
Speaker 4: And then I gotta talk you about my car problem because
Speaker 4: you're not gonna believe this.
Speaker 2: I think my card.
Speaker 4: I want to talk about my car real quick before
Speaker 4: we talk about your salad dinner. So you guys know
Speaker 4: I have a Dodge charger sure.
Speaker 2: A lot of car talk here, a lot of car talk.
Speaker 4: So the headlight system, there's a light that's a ring
Speaker 4: around the frame the glass right. So the headlight is
Speaker 4: glass right, and there's a ring, a light ring around it,
Speaker 4: and inside the light ring is a high powered.
Speaker 2: I think it's an LED bulb.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you the kind of bulb it is, because
Speaker 4: I have to pay extra money for the bulb.
Speaker 2: Not that it's bougie here it is. Let me tell
Speaker 2: you the name of the bulb because it's a uh,
Speaker 2: the special bulb.
Speaker 4: It's a high it's a high intensity bulb that that
Speaker 4: sits inside the headlamp the case right.
Speaker 2: So about about a.
Speaker 4: Month ago, I'm in the car with my cousin and
Speaker 4: she says, hey, it looks like the road is darker
Speaker 4: on my side of the car, on the passenger side.
Speaker 4: I so, that's weird. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4: So I pull over and I see that the light
Speaker 4: ring around the frame. That's fine. And when I turn
Speaker 4: the flashes on to make a right, you know, turn signal,
Speaker 4: that's fine. But the the high intensity bright bulb is out. Oh,
Speaker 4: so I'm like, oh, crap, crap, I got to replace
Speaker 4: the bulb.
Speaker 2: So I order the bulb.
Speaker 4: It's like fifty eight dollars on Amazon for the well
Speaker 4: reviewed one that matches the same specs as the original
Speaker 4: one on the driver's side.
Speaker 2: They have to match otherwise it's gonna look weird. So
Speaker 2: I get the bulb. I look.
Speaker 4: I watch your video and how to fix the bulb,
Speaker 4: and it involves take it off the inside cover by
Speaker 4: the engine and reaching in and around and up.
Speaker 2: Or you can go in through the wheel.
Speaker 4: Well, take off the little cover by the wheel and
Speaker 4: reach it underneath, which I don't want to do. So
Speaker 4: I go in through the top and I unplug the
Speaker 4: thing and.
Speaker 2: It goes on. So I'm like, oh, it must have
Speaker 2: been loose. So I put it back.
Speaker 4: Together and I drive, and I'm driving for two weeks
Speaker 4: and the light's fine. So I said, well, I'd better
Speaker 4: return the bulb to Amazon for fifty eight dollars because
Speaker 4: you can only keep it for a month before you
Speaker 4: can't get your money back.
Speaker 2: Is that you follow that? Sure? I don't need to
Speaker 2: pay my mechanic now, I don't need to change the
Speaker 2: bulb which is loose. No problem.
Speaker 4: So I I go to Whole Foods. I return the bulb.
Speaker 4: I get my fifty eight dollars back.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: The next day, the light's not working again. I'm like,
Speaker 4: son of a bit to just return the light. So
Speaker 4: I order the light again and I go to my
Speaker 4: car and the light's working again, so that the bulb
Speaker 4: arrives two days later. Because I have Amazon Prime, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't I don't need this, So you know, I said,
Speaker 4: you know what, I'm gonna play it safe. I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna open the package, you know, the bag that it
Speaker 4: comes in. I'm and put it in my trunk, and
Speaker 4: if the bulb goes out again, then I got the bulb.
Speaker 4: No problem, sounds good. I drive three weeks, the bulb
Speaker 4: is fine. Now I'm facing like another like a week before.
Speaker 4: I if I if I don't send the bull back,
Speaker 4: I have to I own it. And I don't want
Speaker 4: to own a fifty eight dollars bulb. If I don't
Speaker 4: need it. It must have been a glitch. Maybe there's
Speaker 4: some dirt in there. It's been working with three weeks.
Speaker 4: I bang on it. I hit the glass. Nothing, it's
Speaker 4: not loose, nothing, it's great.
Speaker 2: Like three weeks. The bulbs fine.
Speaker 4: So I'm going out to dinner last night with my friend,
Speaker 4: and I said, you know what, I have to go
Speaker 4: on on the road where there's a Staples. You can
Speaker 4: return things at Staples now for Amazon. And said, I'm like,
Speaker 4: you know what, my bulb's working. Fine, I'm gonna stop
Speaker 4: at Staples on the way to dinner and I'll return
Speaker 4: the bulb. Turn the bulb, go to dinner. I get
Speaker 4: a notification on my phone the sixty dollars okay with tax,
Speaker 4: Your sixty one dollar credit has been sent. Your refund
Speaker 4: has been processed. Fantastic, scary on everything.
Speaker 2: I hold, Dear.
Speaker 4: I go out to my car and I start the
Speaker 4: and I do the remote start because it's rained outside
Speaker 4: last night.
Speaker 2: I already the bulb of course. The yeah, well that's
Speaker 2: Murphy's law, right, how does my card? No, when the
Speaker 2: bulb arrives, it works.
Speaker 4: I send the ball back twice now, yeah, twice, I've
Speaker 4: sent the ball back. The bulb was fucking with you.
Speaker 4: So guess what the bulb number three just arrived today.
Speaker 4: It said same day shipping.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: I guess a local distributor had it. Yeah, so I
Speaker 4: had it already arrived. I have it now, so I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna go I have to replace the ball. My bulb
Speaker 2: was out.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe it's a problem with the socket. Maybe there's
Speaker 4: something else going on there.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Scary, but how the f does it know the minute
Speaker 4: I send it back to go out?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, you know what I would have done.
Speaker 2: It's like I would have called and have my car
Speaker 2: with your car.
Speaker 4: I would have a car flatbed into the dealership and
Speaker 4: said fix the headlight. I guess what it would be
Speaker 4: free slices?
Speaker 2: Is this like? Is this happened to you where It's
Speaker 2: like it's like when you hear a noise.
Speaker 4: And you bring it to the mechanic and when you
Speaker 4: get there, it's not making a noise anymore. That happens
Speaker 4: all the time. That's with everything you know. So so,
Speaker 4: so you have the bulb and my hit the ball,
Speaker 4: so at least you have a car.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: Right now, I'm about to not have a car, as
Speaker 4: they're going to. Actually, when we take a.
Speaker 2: Break, I believe the guy is almost is close by. Yep.
Speaker 4: See I could see it. I could track where he is.
Speaker 4: He's about he's about eight minutes away. Tell you he
Speaker 4: had a story about dinner and I tell you it's.
Speaker 2: Not really a story.
Speaker 4: It's just basically like, you know, Sal's coming to pick
Speaker 4: me up. We're getting we're getting the crew back together again.
Speaker 4: We've done these before. We've also talked about this on
Speaker 4: the podcast before, where every once in a while our
Speaker 4: boy Sal and Josh and Brandon and Bernie and me
Speaker 4: we get together, you know, we shoot the ship. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know you call. You called Josh and on the
Speaker 4: phone he said, don't invite Brody. Now I remember. Now
Speaker 4: we could have Josh a Sala on the phone if
Speaker 4: you want it. But but I didn't. I didn't invite
Speaker 4: you this time. You were you were Okay, let's put
Speaker 4: it this time. Well, let's put it this time as
Speaker 4: supposed of which time?
Speaker 2: Six time? Okay? Six times.
Speaker 4: We're going to a great spot in Red Bank, you know,
Speaker 4: awesome restaurant. Yeah that we we And this is a
Speaker 4: steakhouse that I don't know if you've been to before.
Speaker 4: You've definitely sent me video of it on TikTok. You've
Speaker 4: sent me links like, oh look at this, check out
Speaker 4: this place. Here's the here's the issue with this, okay,
Speaker 4: And it's not an eight realion issue because it's a
Speaker 4: table for six and there's only five of us going.
Speaker 4: So I could, like right now here on the podcast,
Speaker 4: invite you to come to dinner.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 4: By the way, I send you videos of steakhouses in
Speaker 4: hope she'll take me to one, not saying that you
Speaker 4: can take five other people. Yeah, but this was a
Speaker 4: plan that was put in This wasn't a plan that
Speaker 4: was put in place by me. This was someone else
Speaker 4: that made this plan. But it happens to be the
Speaker 4: guys that you know and you hung out with back
Speaker 4: in the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sure, And you know what I thought about it, They're
Speaker 4: not really big drinkers.
Speaker 2: So if you came, I don't think it would be
Speaker 2: a big problem. I think this is the kind of
Speaker 2: thing they have to get, like a week of preparation
Speaker 2: to think about first. How funny would it be if
Speaker 2: you just showed up.
Speaker 4: It would not be funny. It would not be funny
Speaker 4: for me. It would be funny for you, it would
Speaker 4: be funny for everybody. No enough, wouldn't it be a
Speaker 4: pleasant surprise for.
Speaker 2: Ho the waiter? No, I tried.
Speaker 4: You might be happy to see me, Brandon might be
Speaker 4: happy to see me. Not Josh and I butt heads.
Speaker 4: Joh Josh is high maintenance.
Speaker 2: You know why because you are. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 4: Because you are one of the same Josh, and you
Speaker 4: are the same person you. Josh doesn't like that. He
Speaker 4: tries to get an insult fight with me and I
Speaker 4: shred him. Well, the thing is, you guys are both snippy,
Speaker 4: You're both very sharp, and you're both very young. He
Speaker 4: likes to be like the King Snipper, and if I
Speaker 4: show up that he's second fiddle, you can't see you.
Speaker 4: So you have to always be the funniest in the room.
Speaker 4: I can't help that.
Speaker 2: What am iuch? Just to not be funny? How's that possible? See?
Speaker 2: This is this is one of the This is one
Speaker 2: of the best. Like you being bougie.
Speaker 4: That's like you go into Applebee's and go and take
Speaker 4: an update to Applebee's.
Speaker 2: You couldn't do it. No, this is not that.
Speaker 4: This is this is basically a show like a duel,
Speaker 4: you know, like a no duel.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have a gun. No, it's not a duel.
Speaker 2: There are no guns, and a duel among his among professionals,
Speaker 2: aren't duels among under swords involved in duels.
Speaker 4: I'm going tell out to Alexander Hamilton who got shot
Speaker 4: to death. Yeah, well in a gun duel. So oh
Speaker 4: that's right, that was a duel of gun. But no,
Speaker 4: I do think that is a character.
Speaker 2: Flaw that you have shot shoot swords at each other.
Speaker 4: No, I think it's a character flow of you. Let's
Speaker 4: not forget about that. That's over, we passed it. Uh
Speaker 4: it's it's I think that that is a problem. You
Speaker 4: cannot you're asking the scorpion not to sting the frog.
Speaker 4: Go look up that that that fable, right, But it's
Speaker 4: okay to let other people win win an argument, because
Speaker 4: winning it's about his results that we're gonna sit there
Speaker 4: when he starts ribbing me win a rank out contest,
Speaker 4: win a battle of the battle of the jokes.
Speaker 2: See, the thing is both of you are jokesters. You
Speaker 2: guys are the same you guys Scario asking you would
Speaker 2: you go and buy a used uh I used Hyundai
Speaker 2: as you knew, right, then, don't ask me to not
Speaker 2: be the funniest president at the table. Same thing. It's
Speaker 2: who you are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could, I know, but at some point you
Speaker 4: have a you can have a little bit of it.
Speaker 4: Who makes that shirt you wear and you're like, I
Speaker 4: want you to say Haines's Hanes. Yeah, okay, okay, what
Speaker 4: does that mean? Come on, it's who you are?
Speaker 2: Scary?
Speaker 4: Oh oh, because I wouldn't wear a Haynes T shirt.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't wear a Haynes T shirt. It that's theory.
Speaker 2: It's one hundred and twelve dollars a gentleman preferring are okay?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: The reason why I bring it up is because I
Speaker 4: feel that you've done to You could work.
Speaker 2: You could work on yourself.
Speaker 4: You could work one working on myself. I'm a funny
Speaker 4: person people like to be around. No, no, no, but hear
Speaker 4: me out. Okay, a table around, table of six people.
Speaker 4: All right, friends, it's okay that during that time, you know,
Speaker 4: if there's some insults running around and we bust each
Speaker 4: other's balls and we like, you know, hanging out talking
Speaker 4: to each other, making jokes, it's okay that you don't
Speaker 4: get the last word in. And that's not okay with you,
Speaker 4: But it would be nice if you could just let
Speaker 4: someone else have the final word, or let someone else.
Speaker 2: Win the battle and the duel win the duel, we'll
Speaker 2: call it that.
Speaker 4: You're talking about a battle of intellect and wit and humor.
Speaker 4: You want me to defer to somebody else for that? No,
Speaker 4: not defer, but like, it's okay you to throw the fight.
Speaker 4: You're asking me to go into the ring and lose. Hey,
Speaker 4: Muhammad Ali, why don't you stop beating up the other guys?
Speaker 4: Why don't you just lose once in a while. I'm
Speaker 4: the greatest of all time. But all right, I'll lose
Speaker 4: this one. You're not hearing me because you're a man.
Speaker 4: It's so extreme. Is that what Aaron Judge did in
Speaker 4: the World Series? Did he just drop that ball because
Speaker 4: he felt bad? He's wanted to make friends with the Dodgers.
Speaker 2: It has nothing.
Speaker 4: It has nothing to do with a competition sport where please,
Speaker 4: people are playing for our championship rings.
Speaker 2: And that's different. This is the game. This is the
Speaker 2: game of.
Speaker 4: Life, the game of life. At the game of life. Okay,
Speaker 4: I just leave as a talkback.
Speaker 2: Should I go to dinner and tone it down and
Speaker 2: let Josh insult me and and needle me and you.
Speaker 4: Can have some some barbs back and forth the two
Speaker 4: of you or whoever.
Speaker 2: But I should lose, but let him. Here's the thing
Speaker 2: with friends. Do I start with him. Do I start
Speaker 2: with him? Do I have a he lights you up?
Speaker 2: He starts right, but with me?
Speaker 4: Why shouldn't I win? Why should he start with me
Speaker 4: and win? You need to do both that. I don't
Speaker 4: need to be with someone like that.
Speaker 2: I'm around.
Speaker 4: When I go out with my friends, they're like, they
Speaker 4: appreciate my humor, and nobody insults anybody. No, but we
Speaker 4: all we all laugh. We have laughs at each other's expenses.
Speaker 4: But that's what friends do. We'd like to have more laughs.
Speaker 2: Friends.
Speaker 4: In a group of a table, you something somehow, you
Speaker 4: take over, you dominate the room, and then everyone.
Speaker 2: Winds up like just like, all right, Brody is brody.
Speaker 2: That's that's who I am. You know us did that?
Speaker 2: My mom did that.
Speaker 4: She dominated, She she entertained everybody's center of attention.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying, listen, it's okay.
Speaker 4: It's the wrong group of people that it's the wrong
Speaker 4: group of people scary, it's totally okay.
Speaker 2: If I can't be myself, you want me to tell them.
Speaker 4: You can be yourself. You're not hearing me out. We
Speaker 4: all can be I'm myself, but we all You win
Speaker 4: something here. Thing in a situation like that, you win something,
Speaker 4: you lose some. No, because you don't lose some.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about.
Speaker 4: Me to TGI Fridays, an order burger and that's your dinner.
Speaker 2: Okay, I could do that too. No you, Courtney would
Speaker 2: kill you. I'm a chameleon. I could fire any situation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, I get fish. I can go to
Speaker 4: I can go to dinner with you, with with these people,
Speaker 4: I'm not supposed to like talking about the places. I
Speaker 4: can make jokes about the about the service. I can
Speaker 4: make jokes about politics or sports or current events. But
Speaker 4: I'm telling you Josh cannot control himself. Josh will make
Speaker 4: a comment like, oh, we better not order a drink
Speaker 4: because brunis don't get what your.
Speaker 2: Joke. That's funny, so we laugh and we move on, though.
Speaker 4: Right then I'll make a joke about Josh ordering three
Speaker 4: appetizers the fat fuck, and then and then and then
Speaker 4: and then Yo, he'll say something about me, and then
Speaker 4: I'll say something about him, and eventually it'll be just
Speaker 4: me going against him, and he'll devastate. And that makes
Speaker 4: it very uncomfortable, right that he shouldn't started with me.
Speaker 2: But that's what makes it weird.
Speaker 4: Te to friends this conversation with him. Have you talked
Speaker 4: to Josh about Hey, listen, don't start with Brody. You
Speaker 4: know you'd get your ass handed to you. Did you
Speaker 4: have that conversation. No, Hey, Josh, I'd like that Brody.
Speaker 4: You know, he's a great guy. Fun, we're gonna laugh
Speaker 4: old times whatever. He's gonna make anybody laugh a good time.
Speaker 4: But Josh, you shouldn't go after him because he will
Speaker 4: shred you. But it's not about that. It's about everybody
Speaker 4: getting in there. It's he's your arch nemesis. I find
Speaker 4: I'm his arch nemesis. I don't think about him. He's
Speaker 4: not my arch nemesis. He said, he's a mosquito to
Speaker 4: be swatted away, Okay, And that can come up at
Speaker 4: the table, you know, like I swat you away.
Speaker 2: Yah, you're you're a little I'm gonna flick you like that, well,
Speaker 2: flick you like a flee.
Speaker 4: But the thing is in a group setting at dinner
Speaker 4: like that, everyone everyone can get.
Speaker 2: It's like a roast, you know, you know the roast
Speaker 2: when you see the rocket. And I don't have that.
Speaker 4: Brandon and I don't have the relationship, salam I don't
Speaker 4: have the relationship.
Speaker 2: Who else is gonna be there? Brandon, Sal, Bernie and me.
Speaker 4: Oh, Bernie, Bernie. I have a great relationship with Bernie
Speaker 4: each other. Yeah, Bernie's Bernie's effect and Josh, Josh, Oh, well,
Speaker 4: Bernie's terrific. Okay, So but when friends get together, you know,
Speaker 4: the sparks fly in all directions.
Speaker 2: Everybody gets a little bit of it.
Speaker 4: The thing is, you can't take a little at any
Speaker 4: of it without becoming, you know, engulfed in flames. And
Speaker 4: then you have to just crush everybody and then everyone's like,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I went to but thanks Taylo Swift. Sparks Fly,
Speaker 4: Sparks Fly. Yeah that's a deep cut.
Speaker 2: So deep cut. Yeah, well that's a good song.
Speaker 4: Uh, you are mistaken in thinking that we're all good
Speaker 4: friends and that we're gonna, oh we all trade barbs.
Speaker 2: Only Josh, only Josh.
Speaker 4: I have a calm relationship with Brandon, on a relationship
Speaker 4: with Sal. We talking about the Mets. Brandon's a Mets fan,
Speaker 4: if I remember correctly. Uh, Bernie's great guy, worked with
Speaker 4: him a lot, and I like Josh. I like Josh,
Speaker 4: he can't help but start with me. So you tell
Speaker 4: Josh Hey, Brody's coming to dinner. Just don't start with him.
Speaker 4: We'll have a great time. But unless he can do that,
Speaker 4: I'm good. I'm good. So here's what you need to do.
Speaker 2: You need to you need to plan a dinner which
Speaker 2: you and me and Bernie and Brandon and uh Sal.
Speaker 4: And then call Josh up and say, hey, Brody, Bernie, Sal,
Speaker 4: and Brandon and I are all going to dinner. If
Speaker 4: you'd like to come, You're gonna need to tone it down.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: Brody Brandon, Brody, Brandon, Bernie and Sal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Brody, Brandon, Bernie and Sal and three bs, two
Speaker 4: s's that makes more sense, Josh doesn't. And a lot
Speaker 4: of b sing at the table, a lot of bs
Speaker 4: and a lot of yeah. And then you tell Josh, hey,
Speaker 4: the five of us are going out. There's an empty
Speaker 4: seat at the table. Josh, if you'd like to come,
Speaker 4: you have to tone it down. Don't start with Brody.
Speaker 4: Let him have a good time, let him join himself.
Speaker 4: I think failed to see my point. Friends, you see
Speaker 4: my point.
Speaker 2: I do. But you have that conversation with Josh. I
Speaker 2: could have it. I could guess we're going out.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yes, yes, I can have that conversation with Josh. Okay,
Speaker 4: then do that. Do that tonight and I'll and you'll see.
Speaker 2: Me next time.
Speaker 4: All right, my toe truck drivers here, I gotta go
Speaker 4: get my car put up on a flatbed and tote away.
Speaker 4: All right, Well the slices won't know, but I'm gonna
Speaker 4: I'll see you in twenty minutes, scary podcast.
Speaker 3: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what a fiasco. What happened again?
Speaker 4: I thought there's some care of your cause on its
Speaker 4: way to cana all right, we had to take a
Speaker 4: pause for the cause. Yeah, during that commercial break, we
Speaker 4: stopped and I went downstairs and I had my car
Speaker 4: put up on the flatbed and the guy was pulling away.
Speaker 4: So that's great, cars on its way to my dealership,
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I go back up the elevator and I get
Speaker 4: to the top of the landing and I get a
Speaker 4: text message that says, hey, we're arriving now with your
Speaker 4: flat with the flatbed to pick up your car. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, huh. I'm like, you already picked up my car.
Speaker 4: So I called the number and the guy's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 4: I'm coming down your block. And I'm like, what do
Speaker 4: you mean you're coming down my block? I said, you
Speaker 4: guys came already, you left, you's on this way to
Speaker 4: the dealership. Yeah, so he goes no, it's he goes no,
Speaker 4: because I got a call to be here. I went
Speaker 4: back down the elevator, I went and met the guy.
Speaker 4: And now I'm thinking, oh my god, was the first
Speaker 4: guy like a fake and he just stole my car?
Speaker 2: Did he just try? Was he not? Did he intercept
Speaker 2: it or some on the on the radio like go
Speaker 2: pick it up or some kind of a you know
Speaker 2: right or whatever it was.
Speaker 4: I don't know if people intercept communication, email, text messages.
Speaker 2: Who knows.
Speaker 4: So I was like, dude, my car and I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's the same company. So the same company sat down
Speaker 4: two dispatchers for my car. So I said, no, bro,
Speaker 4: call your friend.
Speaker 2: So he calls.
Speaker 4: The guy confirms that he's already halfway to Westchester with
Speaker 4: my car. And then this guy shows up. So I
Speaker 4: was like, listen, man, I gotta go. I gotta go
Speaker 4: back upstairs.
Speaker 2: I gotta work. So what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So whatever it's. It's it's all like, are you
Speaker 4: getting your car back tomorrow?
Speaker 2: Yes? Tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: But flat tires, everybody, This is what you get to
Speaker 4: deal with. Yeah, so I think the first guy stole
Speaker 4: your car.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm going. Oh yeah, go with that, Go
Speaker 2: a good copy.
Speaker 4: You'll never see that again. Okay, So here's what happened
Speaker 4: on my end while I was waiting for you. Oh,
Speaker 4: I think I told this story. So my podcast studio
Speaker 4: is on the ground floor and the main living level
Speaker 4: is one flight up living room, kitchen, dining room area.
Speaker 4: And whenever I'm going to do the podcast, m h,
Speaker 4: I say podcast.
Speaker 2: Why you with bring well? Hold on, I think I've
Speaker 2: told the story.
Speaker 4: My dogs are the dogs because they want to sit
Speaker 4: on the favorite couch, which is in the podcast studio, and.
Speaker 2: They only get to sit on that couch during the podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm never in here unless i'm editing audio
Speaker 4: or something. So most of the time when I'm in here,
Speaker 4: it's doing a podcast, which in addition to this podcast,
Speaker 4: which is twice a week, I do the Marvel Movie
Speaker 4: Talk podcast, So.
Speaker 2: At least three days a week I'm in here. So
Speaker 2: they like to come in here. It's warm.
Speaker 4: One of my dogs sits on the floor in the
Speaker 4: corner and one of them sits on the couch.
Speaker 2: He loves the couch. So when I say, guys, I can't,
Speaker 2: they go.
Speaker 4: And they run downstairs and they run to the podcast
Speaker 4: door and they go, Okay, Well, here's the thing. While
Speaker 4: I was waiting for you, I'm watching the Mets Cardinals game,
Speaker 4: killing time because they're playing a spring training game. And
Speaker 4: as a guy on the team pages, he's Hispanic, so
Speaker 4: it's pronounced pies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, every time I hear them say pa
Speaker 4: has it sounds like pothead to me. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: potheads up. So I said piehead, and my dog said
Speaker 4: I said podcast, and.
Speaker 2: They went flying down the stairs. Oh man.
Speaker 4: So I have to now be careful I don't say pothead,
Speaker 4: pot hesse or podcasts because they're gonna think, yes, we're
Speaker 4: here already. E. They're all excited. So uh they love
Speaker 4: the podcast. Big fans of the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got to give a shout out to Howard Stern.
Speaker 4: Howard Stern was hilarious the other day. He put this
Speaker 4: up on his social mediu. I guess we could play
Speaker 4: it as long as we give him credit that it
Speaker 4: was his. But we sure we talked about the guy
Speaker 4: in the NBA.
Speaker 2: What's his name? We said, we mentioned this on Slice
Speaker 2: Time last week. Right, guy in the NBA, what did
Speaker 2: he do? The guy in the NBA. His last name
Speaker 2: is Dick. No, we didn't talk about that. We didn't.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was talking to somebody else about it. You're
Speaker 2: talking to somebody else. Well, you know about the guy.
Speaker 2: His last name is Dick. His name is Grady Dick.
Speaker 4: Right, I don't know, Gray, there's a guy named Grady
Speaker 4: Dick in the NBA.
Speaker 2: Are people buying his jersey? I'm sure you know what.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they are.
Speaker 4: But the problem is if you watch the broadcasts with them, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Dick Dick.
Speaker 4: Oh, Dick is penetrating like like they do all this.
Speaker 4: Their basketball terms fit in perfectly with a name like Dick.
Speaker 4: We had talked about it on this I guess you
Speaker 4: talked about one of your other podcasts. Maybe you were
Speaker 4: talking about it with Josh at dinner.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: No, we played it. We talked about it on on
Speaker 4: the radio on the radio, but we didn't play the audio.
Speaker 4: But you can because it's a you can play the
Speaker 4: audio because.
Speaker 2: It's a guy's name. So why didn't you play it
Speaker 2: on the Morning show. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we got around to well, we're
Speaker 4: gonna play it right here on the Booking Boys podcast.
Speaker 4: We got the maybe first you heard it hit second
Speaker 4: because this is Howard's bit. I don't know how many
Speaker 4: slices listened to Howard and heard this bit. I said,
Speaker 4: you're probably hearing it from the first time.
Speaker 2: Probably so.
Speaker 4: So Howard's team got together and they took a montage
Speaker 4: of all the broadcasters talking.
Speaker 2: About Grady Dick. Grady Dick.
Speaker 4: So here's, uh, this is Howard on his show talking
Speaker 4: and then playing the montage about Grady Dick and I
Speaker 4: love you up.
Speaker 2: Set it up, love you Grady Dick.
Speaker 6: So the announcers are having a hard time all season
Speaker 6: because the guy's name is Dick, throwing them off their game.
Speaker 6: I don't know what's going on, but but listen to this.
Speaker 2: This is Dick trying to penetrate inside. They trying to
Speaker 2: go back door with Dick. Dick aren't charging to the cup.
Speaker 1: Dick is gonna scold Dick was coming wide open back door.
Speaker 2: Dick couldn't hit it. Dick goes down, Dick rises up,
Speaker 2: Dick goes down. Dick is after Dick's struggling big time tonight.
Speaker 6: And it's a big deal. The guy's name is Dick,
Speaker 6: you know, and there's no reason to get too uptight.
Speaker 6: But NBA announcers are now stopping saying Dick's name. You know,
Speaker 6: they're being manto like, hey man, I'm not saying Dick anymore,
Speaker 6: you know, like, oh yeah, because really.
Speaker 2: They're discussing how they're not going to use Dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Gritty Dick's lard bucket of the game brings it back
Speaker 2: to nineteen Let's just call it Grady. Let's just call
Speaker 2: it Grady for the rest of again. Number four gritty.
Speaker 2: I'm not going he didn't bore a baller right here, y'all.
Speaker 2: And they pointed that out, Brady Dick. I can't say
Speaker 2: his name.
Speaker 4: His name.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say Dick is dribbling. I mean,
Speaker 2: then you'll think I'm maybe funny. Dick is penetrating, Dick
Speaker 2: is going in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I watched that five times. He's also showing he's
Speaker 4: showing the clips too. At the same time, one of
Speaker 4: the greatest college basketball announcers of all time was Dick Vitale.
Speaker 2: You're not going to say his name.
Speaker 4: I mean, Dick is a no, but yeah, but that's
Speaker 4: what's his last and that's Dick fight Coal's his first name.
Speaker 4: In this case, it's his last name. And they always
Speaker 4: they always called them by their last names. So yeah,
Speaker 4: but this basketball players whose last name is gay, you'd
Speaker 4: say gay is penetrating. You'd still if he's if you're penetrating,
Speaker 4: you know the defense, that's.
Speaker 2: What you're gonna say. I get it.
Speaker 4: But as adults, you're you're drawing attention to it by
Speaker 4: by saying.
Speaker 2: You're not going to say it was that? Was that
Speaker 2: Charles Barkley or is that shocks on? One of them?
Speaker 2: Was Shack more of an attitude, I'm not going to say.
Speaker 2: I's call him Grady from here on out. So is
Speaker 2: that gonna be one of.
Speaker 4: The first basketball players they call him by the first
Speaker 4: name instead of the last. Well, Grady is always to me.
Speaker 4: Remember the show Sam from the Sun. Grady anyway, I
Speaker 4: thought I thought that was hysterical. It's very funny, but
Speaker 4: thank you Howard for the laughs. So well, that's like,
Speaker 4: that's like uh Keith and Z constantly saying uh uh
Speaker 4: uh cha chazh chism. His name is Jazz Chisholm right,
Speaker 4: chieh right, what was the guy in the NFL. He
Speaker 4: was on the packers fudge Ho Ho something or other?
Speaker 2: Ohh uh uh uh no, no, no, no, there's one
Speaker 2: guy with some crazy name with.
Speaker 4: With yeah, hold on, everyone's going crazy and who knows
Speaker 4: the packers.
Speaker 2: It was like ho ho Dixon or oh something Dix
Speaker 2: something Dix, Ho Dix or I forgot, I can't. My
Speaker 2: brain My brain is like mush at this point. Ha
Speaker 2: ha Clinton Dix. That was it, Clinton Dix cl to Dix.
Speaker 4: But imagine his took He just took his stepfather's name
Speaker 4: or whatever it was, one of his parents' names.
Speaker 2: It would have been like ha ha Dix, ha ha Dix. Right.
Speaker 4: Anyway, listen, there's a place in Long Island called Dix Hills.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think we should desensitize Dix, don't you think?
Speaker 2: I like? I like, I prefer if they stay sensitized.
Speaker 4: That's just me, okay with Scary and Brodie, I I
Speaker 4: need help.
Speaker 2: If you ever heard a you know those things?
Speaker 4: Uh you see him on TikTok Instagram all the time
Speaker 4: when they show you like eight things and they say
Speaker 4: concentrate on one of these eight things, and you'll hear that, yes, right,
Speaker 4: like you'll hear like a song lyric. But then they'll
Speaker 4: play they'll show you like six things that could be.
Speaker 4: And if you think you hear that, you hear that,
Speaker 4: you know I'm talking about it. Of course, with the
Speaker 4: same thing, can hear You can hear the same thing,
Speaker 4: but if you focus on it, it sounds like a
Speaker 4: different word.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 4: I'm listening onna play a piece of audio and I'm
Speaker 4: going to tell you who it is, But first I'm
Speaker 4: gonna play it for you, and you tell me what
Speaker 4: you think he's saying.
Speaker 5: The first time I played him was they Tried?
Speaker 2: And I think he was the only.
Speaker 5: First take on the album.
Speaker 4: And okay, what do you think he said? I'll tell
Speaker 4: you what I said something he said, let me hear
Speaker 4: it again. Yeah, okay, I think he's saying the first
Speaker 4: song he played on the album was Betty Tried, Hey,
Speaker 4: Betty tried?
Speaker 5: Ye first played him was they Tried? And nothing is
Speaker 5: the only first take on the album.
Speaker 4: And then after that, what do you think he tried?
Speaker 4: Betty tried, Betty tried? Yeah, okay, so I know who
Speaker 4: that guy is. I'll tell you who he is in
Speaker 4: a minute. So I'm like, there's no song by that
Speaker 4: band called Betty Tried. So I recorded it on my
Speaker 4: phone and I kept listening to it. Betty Tried, Betty Tried.
Speaker 4: So that's one of the lead guitarists for def Leppard.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: So I look at every song deaf Lepid's ever recorded.
Speaker 4: I know there's no song called Betty tried. My favorite band,
Speaker 4: no song called Betty Tried. Then to the clip and
Speaker 4: he's talking about the first album they're recorded, which is
Speaker 4: Pyromania that he was on. Yeah, and I look at
Speaker 4: I know all this, all ten songs but nothing Betty tried.
Speaker 2: Driving me crazy, I start looking for lyrics.
Speaker 4: I start looking unreleased cuts, demos, songs def Leopard never
Speaker 4: released called Betty Tried.
Speaker 2: Can't find it? Listen to it again? Here it is
Speaker 2: first play was that he tried?
Speaker 5: And not think he was the only first take on
Speaker 5: the album.
Speaker 2: What is it fair to say he's saying Betty tried.
Speaker 4: Yes, slices before I tell you what he actually said,
Speaker 4: Leave us to talk back, Paus the podcast, leave us
Speaker 4: talk back.
Speaker 2: Let us know what you think he's saying when he
Speaker 2: said this he tried first take? Okay, now now now
Speaker 2: slices and scary.
Speaker 4: I want to tell you what he said and see
Speaker 4: if you say, if you hear what he said or
Speaker 4: Betty tried? By the way, did you think he said
Speaker 4: Betty tried the first time?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I did. Okay.
Speaker 4: The name of the song is stage fright, stage frown, Yeah,
Speaker 4: laid again and You're gonna hear it.
Speaker 5: Layden was Baye try and not Things, The only first
Speaker 5: take on the album. The first time of Laydoon was
Speaker 5: Baye try and not Things, the only first take.
Speaker 4: The first song I play was stage fright, stage fright,
Speaker 4: styge fright with his accent because he's British.
Speaker 5: The first time of Layden was bay try and I
Speaker 5: think he's the only.
Speaker 2: First take first song of play was Stye age fright.
Speaker 2: But it's not like Betty Trump.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of the examples of that on Instagram.
Speaker 4: It's kind of fun everywhere. Yeah, and it's always it's
Speaker 4: molded to how if you put the thought in someone's head,
Speaker 4: they're gonna hear it one way, and then you put
Speaker 4: another thought in their head in here it the other way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now we mentioned Keith Hernandez Mets announcer and how he
Speaker 4: gets things wrong or says things he shouldn't. Yeah, they
Speaker 4: show a clip of a guy paddle surfing, because they're
Speaker 4: a spring training now, so that there's people on the
Speaker 4: ocean right outside the stadium. And I believe this guy
Speaker 4: was a little fat, a little heavy set, a little
Speaker 4: bigger of a man.
Speaker 2: Here's Keith Andnandez. That's that's quite a skill.
Speaker 3: It's good for the abdominals.
Speaker 2: There, that's a good exercise for tummy, for the abdominals. Oh,
Speaker 2: you spoke over it.
Speaker 5: Listen, good exercise tummy.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can use it, did you him? No, he goes,
Speaker 2: it's good exercise for the abdominals. He goes, looks like
Speaker 2: that guy, Could you look like that? That's why I
Speaker 2: love he. Here's a clip from the Here's a clip
Speaker 2: from the news. See if you can figure out what's
Speaker 2: wrong talking about a current situation.
Speaker 3: Markable moment in the White House today when President Biden
Speaker 3: asked Janet Mills, who is the governor.
Speaker 4: Of may Yeah, she's talking about a confrontation between the
Speaker 4: President and the governor of Maine.
Speaker 2: Let's do it again. Tell me what's wrong.
Speaker 3: Markable moment in the White House today when President Biden
Speaker 3: asked Janet Mills, who is the governor.
Speaker 2: Of may You don't hear the problem. Now, this happened
Speaker 2: a week ago. Listen, he said, President said, President Biden,
Speaker 2: that's correct. Yeah, you're playing an old clip. For a second.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I assure there was an old clip. No
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is a word. This is a word I've
Speaker 4: never heard before because it's not a word.
Speaker 3: Ready, Yeah, she's bringing a woman from Eaton whose son
Speaker 3: is disabled and relies on Medicaid for home healthcare services.
Speaker 2: Similarly, similarly, not a word. No, it's not a word.
Speaker 4: Similarly similarly word similarly, let's hear it again in context.
Speaker 3: She's bringing a woman from Eaton whose son is disabled
Speaker 3: and relies on Medicaid for home healthcare services.
Speaker 2: Similarly, similarly, not a word.
Speaker 4: Okay, another newscaster. Now, if you're familiar with the character
Speaker 4: of Michael Scott from the Office, one of the things
Speaker 4: he was famous for was fucking up common expressions. He
Speaker 4: would always get common expressions wrong. Okay, so if you're
Speaker 4: going to quote Michael Scott, you should quote the mistake.
Speaker 4: Of course, he would say, okay. So he had a
Speaker 4: famous expression, you know, the expression how the tables have turned. Yes,
Speaker 4: he would always say, or he has said on the show, Oh,
Speaker 4: how the turns tabled?
Speaker 2: Well, how the turntables? That's what the turntables. Listen to.
Speaker 2: This guy on the news got.
Speaker 6: To quote Michael Scott from the office, how the tables
Speaker 6: have turned.
Speaker 2: That's the correct saying. That's the correct one.
Speaker 4: You're not quoting Michael quoting quite a referencing Michael Scott.
Speaker 2: Is that so he gets you? Ever wrote that in
Speaker 2: the teleprompter? Fucked it up? Mmm? Yep, yep, ummm. Here's another.
Speaker 4: He's a golf commercial that pissed me off yesterday. The
Speaker 4: best killed golf stands in the way of an unprecedented
Speaker 4: three feet for Scottie, there is now and he is
Speaker 4: making a historical type run.
Speaker 2: Did you hear that? A historical type run? Yeah, it's history. Historic.
Speaker 2: Historic means you're making history.
Speaker 4: Historical means you're studying history.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Lastly, I have a great job for our show now.
Speaker 4: Seth Myers does a bit called.
Speaker 2: The burn Zone. Okay.
Speaker 4: And sometimes when he goes on a list of things
Speaker 4: he's attacking and if he attacks something on the list,
Speaker 4: you'll say, I'm complaining about paper straws, whatever, and then
Speaker 4: if something is related to that, he'll do a sideburn. Okay,
Speaker 4: we'll go, oh, sideburn cups or whatever, and the voice
Speaker 4: goes side burn cups. I've heard this talking about Adrian
Speaker 4: Brodie's long speech at the Oscars.
Speaker 2: Hold On Sweet Texas to music.
Speaker 3: Furst up, springing forward, Hey, springing forward. If I wanted
Speaker 3: to lose an hour, I just watch Adrian Brodie's OSCAR speech.
Speaker 2: Sideburn Brody. So I got side burn Brody. Now love that.
Speaker 2: I love that. So I got that. What we're gonna
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send it to you for the podcast. I
Speaker 2: Burn Brody, side burn Brody. Yeah, thank you. Adrian. All
Speaker 2: I have I have a moral question for you coming up?
Speaker 4: Oh well, I'm a moral person most of the time,
Speaker 4: so I should do well. All right, Right after that,
Speaker 4: we boys podcast. So we went to the Bahamas and
Speaker 4: we're hanging out at Atlantis last weekend, and.
Speaker 2: Your girlfriend was still a TSA at the time.
Speaker 4: That's a whole other story. No, we wed a good time.
Speaker 4: And then so Nate and I were sitting at the
Speaker 4: blackjack table. It was late at night, and all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, a family comes by a girl sits down
Speaker 4: at the table next to us, Brody. Okay, she was
Speaker 4: eighteen years old. And by the way, it's eighteen to
Speaker 4: gamble and eighteen to drink in the Bahamas, so she
Speaker 4: wasn't doing anything illegal. Okay, here's the weird part. The
Speaker 4: parents were standing right behind her. Okay, and the father
Speaker 4: handed her three hundred dollars and said, okay, just put
Speaker 4: it on the table and just let go and then
Speaker 4: let them.
Speaker 2: Don't touch the money and let them and then okay, he's.
Speaker 4: Gonna give you the chips and you're gonna put one
Speaker 4: in the circle, put one green, one in the circle.
Speaker 2: Brody.
Speaker 4: They were teaching her how to gamble. They were two parents,
Speaker 4: a couple was teaching were teaching their daughter how to
Speaker 4: play blackjack. And this was her first time playing blackjack
Speaker 4: because she didn't know what to do, and she was
Speaker 4: asking everyone for help. But her father's like, you're gonna hit,
Speaker 4: and in order to hit, you have to point down
Speaker 4: at the table. You have to point at the table.
Speaker 4: That means, give me a call. Where he's gonna teach her,
Speaker 4: not in the in the hotel room, not watching a
Speaker 4: video like that'ney on the table right.
Speaker 2: Well, that's not the issue that I really have. It
Speaker 2: wasn't that. It was it was you think she's too
Speaker 2: I think it's weird. I think it's weird today allowing
Speaker 2: it that well was the thing.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's legal. She's eighteen. She sits down,
Speaker 4: and they thought she was younger. But you have to
Speaker 4: be eighteen to gamble.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming, I'm assuming eight Were you attracted to her? No,
Speaker 2: it wasn't. I'm eighteen.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, But I'm just where's your where's the moral compass? Here?
Speaker 2: I mean, am I wrong? I don't have carrol? Is
Speaker 2: it a moral to play blackjack? No? But I feel
Speaker 2: like the parents are being enablers.
Speaker 4: Hey, here's three hundred dollars and let's I'm gonna show
Speaker 4: you how to gamble, how to play black My guess
Speaker 4: is she was learning Lonnie does not have the same value.
Speaker 2: Wait what they were rich?
Speaker 4: I would teach my kids how to play the nickel
Speaker 4: slot machines.
Speaker 2: See the difference.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't think it's a probab Listen, if you
Speaker 4: told me that was showing her how to use a
Speaker 4: crack pipe, I'd be like, Oh, that's a bit, that's
Speaker 4: not really what I would approve it. I just thought
Speaker 4: because I just thought it was like promoting gambling. But
Speaker 4: then I figured, well, she'll probably do this behind their back,
Speaker 4: so she might as well try and win some money
Speaker 4: she's at it, and do learn the right way. Well,
Speaker 4: the last cruise I went on with my family, my
Speaker 4: at the time twenty year old daughter, yeah, nineteen, maybe nineteen,
Speaker 4: I don't remember. Nineteen or twenty, maybe she was nineteen,
Speaker 4: played the slots.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but what is it difference? Were you give
Speaker 2: them five bucks, ten bucks, twenty bucks? I gave her.
Speaker 2: I think I gave her ten bucks, twenty bucks or
Speaker 2: whatever it was.
Speaker 4: This way the slots. This was three crisp one hundred
Speaker 4: dollar bills. That don't heard.
Speaker 2: That kind of money.
Speaker 4: Proportionally, twenty bucks to my daughter is about the same
Speaker 4: whatever I gave her. So you're saying, I do get
Speaker 4: what you're saying. I told it's just weird. Hey, here's
Speaker 4: three hundred dollars. Let's blow three hundred dollars right now
Speaker 4: at this table, and uh, you might like it so
Speaker 4: much that next time, you know, Do you think I'm
Speaker 4: not trying to say.
Speaker 2: That daughter, what three hundred dollars value three hundred dollars
Speaker 2: the same way we do.
Speaker 4: You know, Atlantis has those super yachts parked right outside, right. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so there's a good chance they're rich and them three
Speaker 4: hundred dollars is ten dollars a good chat they are,
Speaker 4: But is it I'm I'm talking about more of that.
Speaker 4: They're promoting gambling now, they're promoting sitting down and having fun.
Speaker 4: It's a game of chance. And if she's eighteen, she
Speaker 4: may doesn't have her own credit card yet, maybe she
Speaker 4: doesn't have access to bank. I found it awkward. Listen,
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to come down on it. I guess
Speaker 4: better teach them the right way. So well, it's like
Speaker 4: the same thing what they say with like an Italian
Speaker 4: and Latin households and French households where you know, you
Speaker 4: introduced alcohol at an early age where there's wine at
Speaker 4: the dinner table every night, so basically, you know, you
Speaker 4: kind of give the kids wine, and so this way.
Speaker 2: They only becomes twelve years old.
Speaker 4: Thirteen years old, my mom would give me a sip
Speaker 4: of her whiskey sour or apricot sour or whatever.
Speaker 2: It was sweet tasting.
Speaker 4: No, but I'm saying on a daily basis, there's wine
Speaker 4: drinks or didn't affect me.
Speaker 2: A lot of my friends grew.
Speaker 4: Up with wine, did not with wine at the table,
Speaker 4: So it was introduced at an early age. So then
Speaker 4: I guess when they became of age it wasn't a
Speaker 4: big deal. But I can't desensitize the stigma around things.
Speaker 4: Then you're not going to do it because it's it's
Speaker 4: a thing that's I think if you like, don't touch alcohols,
Speaker 4: it's you're not, you know, an adult in an adult
Speaker 4: then you drink it. To be an adult, You're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna look, I'm gonna drink alcoholic. So by baking it,
Speaker 4: by making the gambling not taboo, like you know, it's
Speaker 4: okay to come into a casino, drop three hundred dollars
Speaker 4: down and the start gambling. If you have an addictive personality,
Speaker 4: it's a problem regardless of who you are, if you're
Speaker 4: someone who's like and regardless if you've got it, but
Speaker 4: regardless if you've got your story at eighteen, I mean,
Speaker 4: because shouldn't they have saved that till like she's like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, in her early twenties or something.
Speaker 2: Eighteen, it's really young.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if she's not going tomorrow, you might have
Speaker 4: still been in a thousand dollars. Does she have one
Speaker 4: thousand dollars in her pocket to go down and we're
Speaker 4: not looking.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But it's not the it's not the monetary.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: If the prince is probably having she might be having
Speaker 4: sex already. She maybe she's probably she may have gotten
Speaker 4: drunk when her parents weren't aware of it. I don't
Speaker 4: think gambling, gamblessing like those things addictive things can be dangerous.
Speaker 4: But if you desensitize it and she's like, oh, I played,
Speaker 4: no big deal, then it's not a big deal. So
Speaker 4: if you make it a big deal, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean, three hundred dollars is a lot to give
Speaker 4: a kid. I would put her at the ten dollars
Speaker 4: table and give her fifty bucks, forty bucks, yeah, and
Speaker 4: be like, yeah, make a couple of bets. Yeah, you're done,
Speaker 4: forty dollars, you've done. But maybe three hundred dollars to
Speaker 4: them is irrelevant. I don't know, all right, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's not what I would do, But you know, three
Speaker 4: hundred dollars to me's a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was, you know, she was looking around too,
Speaker 2: What should I do on this? Should I hit? S?
Speaker 2: S I stay? Should I whatever? So we we kind
Speaker 2: of gave we helped her how to play. You helped her,
Speaker 2: we all did. Yeah. Why why wouldn't we help her?
Speaker 4: I don't know, because you never know, because you know.
Speaker 4: Because again, there's two mentalities. We've talked about this on
Speaker 4: anim we'll move on. There's two mentalities that if you
Speaker 4: play with someone at the table who doesn't know what
Speaker 4: they're doing, it screws up the whole table, does it right?
Speaker 2: If they well, because the cards are the cards.
Speaker 4: So let's say she's got a seventeen, Yeah right, and
Speaker 4: she says, hit me, Oh my god, I'd walk away,
Speaker 4: I get up, hold on, and she gets it. She
Speaker 4: gets a ten, and then the dealer has to hit.
Speaker 4: And if the dealer got a ten, he would have
Speaker 4: busted and you all would have won.
Speaker 2: And she fucked it up.
Speaker 4: But if she takes a ten and the dealer had eleven,
Speaker 4: then you kept a ten from the dealer getting twenty one. Correct,
Speaker 4: there's no way to know what your card ultimately did
Speaker 4: to the rest of the deck because the next hand
Speaker 4: you may have all won. But there's a probability because
Speaker 4: of the cards that are in the deck.
Speaker 2: There is no right. But you don't know.
Speaker 4: Heart taking that ten could have kept the dealer from
Speaker 4: getting a blackjack next round.
Speaker 2: You don't know. She's fucking up everybody. Of course, you
Speaker 2: have no idea.
Speaker 4: If she's fucking up everybody, you have no idea to
Speaker 4: gambler's fallacy, you have no idea.
Speaker 2: So are you helping her? I don't know.
Speaker 4: If you tell her to hit and she gets a
Speaker 4: four and then the next guy needed a four, you
Speaker 4: fucked him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well again it's statistics probability.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probability. But it's also you have no way
Speaker 4: of knowing if you're helping or hurting anybody. All right,
Speaker 4: So whether she's good or not, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 4: a great player. Yeah, but we tried to help her
Speaker 4: out a little bit, you know, and not helping her
Speaker 4: and the father was helping her out because because at
Speaker 4: the end of the day, I know, people at the
Speaker 4: table get mad when there's people who aren't good.
Speaker 2: Oh, how could just split aces? You're fucking everybody up.
Speaker 2: It's not about being good.
Speaker 4: It's about following basic strategy and what the what the
Speaker 4: book but says to do to fuck up is you.
Speaker 4: You only fuck up you if the next card happened
Speaker 4: to have been something that would have helped you.
Speaker 2: It's random.
Speaker 4: I have no way of knowing that if I take
Speaker 4: the four you needed, yes I fucked you. But if
Speaker 4: I don't take the four, it could have it could
Speaker 4: have been a different card. I have no way of
Speaker 4: knowing it's gonna be a four. I didn't be like,
Speaker 4: hey that's a four, he needs a foe. I'm to
Speaker 4: take the four. It's all random. You can't get mad
Speaker 4: at the person next to you taking a card. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's again. And as far as the kid, I'm fine
Speaker 4: with it now she was fifteen. If she was fifteen
Speaker 4: and the parents were like, oh she's eighteen, we vouched
Speaker 4: for her and you were like, this kid is fifteen.
Speaker 2: Now she was when she is. Yeah, but but still
Speaker 2: she looked young. She had a young fase.
Speaker 4: So anyway, all right, what would you like to say?
Speaker 2: You have had a question. I have a moral question
Speaker 2: for you. How many more breaks do we have? This
Speaker 2: is it? So you might as well just go for
Speaker 2: it right here.
Speaker 4: My moral question. Do you know have you seen the
Speaker 4: loyalty tracker smart ring?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: What's that? Well, it was a big story. Uh, let
Speaker 2: me see. I pull up the notes for it. Hold
Speaker 2: on MM.
Speaker 4: A loyalty tracker smart ring developed by a dating app,
Speaker 4: aims to protect detect potential infidelity by monitoring a partner's
Speaker 4: emotional state and activity using biosensors and AI, potentially alerting
Speaker 4: the user to suspicious activities. So artificial intelligence analyzes the
Speaker 4: data that it gets from you wearing the ring to
Speaker 4: determine whether you are excited, aroused, and what state you're in.
Speaker 4: So so it can tell if you are aroused or exercising.
Speaker 4: So if you're like with a woman and you're getting
Speaker 4: turned on, your wife may be home with the monitor on,
Speaker 4: with the app on her phone, and she can tell
Speaker 4: because you and she can see your ring is turning pink,
Speaker 4: and that means that you are sexually aroused.
Speaker 2: And I would want this in my life why.
Speaker 4: It also says the device will record voice patterns, not
Speaker 4: full conversations, only take emotional markers and be able to
Speaker 4: tell how you're sounding, whether you sound aroused or you're
Speaker 4: being sexy. Talk with somebody anything like that. So would
Speaker 4: you would would you trust yourself if Robin was able
Speaker 4: to monitor your ring?
Speaker 2: Would you wear the ring?
Speaker 4: And more importantly, would you trust Robin to wear would
Speaker 4: you want her to wear the ring?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, and no no, there's no reason to you whether
Speaker 4: if Robin asked you to wear the ring, would you wear?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Because why not? Because it could be a false positive,
Speaker 2: right it could.
Speaker 4: What if it tells me that I'm I'm I'm horny,
Speaker 4: but I'm not, and it gives that reading out I
Speaker 4: have no way proving that I'm not. I think this
Speaker 4: introduces really bad pitfalls into a relationship. What what purpose
Speaker 4: would this serve? Why would anyone even want this? I
Speaker 4: want to buy this.
Speaker 2: I guess it's to show that you can be trusted.
Speaker 4: I think I can't be trusted to like, maybe help
Speaker 4: keep you from being Uh, you know, we're not dogs.
Speaker 2: No, we're not we're not animals here, I mean I
Speaker 2: feel like you're not.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, this is this is introducing trouble into
Speaker 4: a relationship.
Speaker 2: City. So let's ask a question.
Speaker 4: If you had the ring on, can you vouch that
Speaker 4: you've never been out in a club where you've seen
Speaker 4: a girl and got a little mentally.
Speaker 2: We all look.
Speaker 4: I mean, of course we've I mean i'd be I'd
Speaker 4: be living if I said I didn't. If I had
Speaker 4: a difference between looking and going wow, she's hot between.
Speaker 2: I did. Yeah, I don't know. Bro. Think you'd ever
Speaker 2: turned the ring pink? No? No, I I just I
Speaker 2: wouldn't even be wearing it. I wouldn't. This would not.
Speaker 2: This is not gonna happen.
Speaker 4: If you had the ring, if you had the ring
Speaker 4: on and turn pink, would you call Robin right away? Like, no,
Speaker 4: I've been a baseball game. No, I don't. This is terrible.
Speaker 4: This is an awful idea. Is this a real life
Speaker 4: What are you talking about here? Yes, it's a real
Speaker 4: ring that sad story. Cells buying it obviously. People that
Speaker 4: don't trust each other.
Speaker 2: Listen, people monitor themsell it helps monitor them. Maybe people
Speaker 2: like no, it does it?
Speaker 4: Maybe people buy it for themselves like honey ring No,
Speaker 4: so you can trust me.
Speaker 2: This causes cha.
Speaker 4: If I'm going to bang some if I'm a bank,
Speaker 4: if I'm somebody who's gonna go out and bang somebody,
Speaker 4: I'll take the ring off. But I guess it tells
Speaker 4: you when the ring comes off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of it. It's like wearing an ankle. That's
Speaker 2: like wearing an ankle. Bracelet you know for something.
Speaker 4: Just leave us, leave us a talk back. Would you
Speaker 4: would you wear the ring? Would you want your spouse
Speaker 4: to wear the ring? What are your thoughts?
Speaker 2: Money? Uh? No, no what? Nobody. Nobody is coming to
Speaker 2: the plate.
Speaker 4: Nobody's gonna hit a talk back and tell you that
Speaker 4: this is a good idea in their relationship, the loyalty
Speaker 4: tracker ring.
Speaker 2: Fuck that. I think you scamming me. This ain't real.
Speaker 2: This is I'll send you the articles, Go send it,
Speaker 2: Send me the article. I don't believe. How are they
Speaker 2: gonna get my head? No?
Speaker 4: But I just think this is a dumb idea. This
Speaker 4: is the stupidest thing I fucking ever heard. You've heard
Speaker 4: a lot of stupid people invested in this. How are
Speaker 4: they gonna get their money back? There's no no friggin way,
Speaker 4: no shot. Obviously people are gonna buy it. They must
Speaker 4: know they're not. They ain't gonna make their money back
Speaker 4: on this terrible Who sending here? People who made this
Speaker 4: ring should be ashamed. Pink should be ashamed. It's causing
Speaker 4: trouble in a relationship. It's opening up Pandora's box. Why
Speaker 4: would anyone do that? Well, if you open up Pandora's box,
Speaker 4: it's gonna tell you.
Speaker 2: What it's gonna turn pink. Who's this Pandora? And why
Speaker 2: is her box open? That's yead Look at your phone.
Speaker 2: I can't believe this. No mualty tracker, smart ring.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, this is there Any couple,
Speaker 4: any couple who decides that they want this in their
Speaker 4: relationship is asking for it because a lot of things
Speaker 4: could go go haywire with it. What if it doesn't
Speaker 4: work all the time, or what if it you know,
Speaker 4: how accurate?
Speaker 2: Really is it? Really?
Speaker 4: I mean, do you believe in lie detector tests? It's
Speaker 4: been proven that a lot of them they could be
Speaker 4: you know, they could not tell the truth all the time.
Speaker 4: Maybe they're false negatives or false positives. Right, you trust
Speaker 4: a lot of detective tests, But experts, I mean experts
Speaker 4: who read lie detective tests are pretty close.
Speaker 2: They're pretty good.
Speaker 4: By the way, there's a use of a lie detector
Speaker 4: machine in the movie Black Bag, which is a fantastic
Speaker 4: spy thriller.
Speaker 2: I just saw it this way.
Speaker 4: I'm not I don't know I think this introduces a
Speaker 4: lot of unnecessary, uh trouble into a relationship. Relationship shouldn't trustworthy,
Speaker 4: relationship that's not true. Relationships should be It should be
Speaker 4: a face value. There should be loyalty and respect and trust.
Speaker 4: When you go out with the boys tonight, ask everybody
Speaker 4: at the table if they would wear the ring and
Speaker 4: want their signals.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna bring it up. It's gonna be part of it.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be part of.
Speaker 4: The conversation tonight tonight along with I almost invited Brody
Speaker 4: and I want to I'm gonna record everybody to see what.
Speaker 2: They had to say to that.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to hear the comments. Come on, Brody,
Speaker 4: you coming no no, but the ring says, I am
Speaker 3: Boys, Boys,