WEBVTT - #329: Don't Hit On 18 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:07.160 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy Boy start Up, 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:12.159 Brooklyn Boys, start Up, dot Up, They making noise, dot Up, 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:16.959 start Up, dot Up, Episode. 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:21.079 Three twenty nine. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. What's going on? Everyone? 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.680 How you doing there? David Brody? 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:24.360 Oh? 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:26.800 Do I count as everyone? I wasn't your bustles to answer? 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:30.880 Are you? Oh? Yeah? You are? Everyone? All right? Well, 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:32.320 I'm doing well. I have a lot of things to 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:33.959 talk about. I've got some some. 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:36.960 Sound clips to play. Yeah, I'm very excited. Good, I'm 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:41.040 excited too, you know, it's uh, I'm most excited about 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.280 something you're unexcited about. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.000 No, yeah, yeah, of course, because. 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.400 Slices, slices. Listen, I'm not Lena tell you what it is. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.199 You know, when Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary have 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:53.239 an argument or debate, and you know, sometimes people think 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:56.440 Brody's right. Every once in a while people think Scary's right. 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:58.000 More often strong opinions. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:01.880 Yeah, yeah, So we had a conversation a few episodes 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:05.680 ago that rolled into slice time for weeks. People had 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:10.280 a strong opinion on it. Scary's wrong, Scary's right, Scary's bougie, 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.280 Scary's right, but he's still bougie, all kinds of opinions, 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:16.119 and sometimes the universe has a way of smiling down 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:18.960 on Brody. What I don't understand, first of all, how 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:22.800 how you think that this is funny to you? Or 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:26.080 this is even it's not fdvantageous vacation to me? How 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:29.040 is it justification? It's not a justification. Mark into Brody's 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.720 right column. That's all I feel bad for Skary. You 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.400 might as well just tell us talk about it right now, 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.440 because because I may have to pause, because I'll tell 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:39.480 you as soon as I get this phone call, I 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:40.760 gotta run downstairs. 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.399 Yeah, okay, deal, Before I tell you what it is. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:44.520 Just in the. 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:47.520 Slices, I want you to leave feedback on this talkbacks 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:52.120 and let us know if it proves the point that 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:52.880 Brody was right. 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:56.400 So a normal situation will be handled normally. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:59.800 So Scary texts me and says, oh I got a situation. 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.320 I'm like, oh, that's a ten minute situation. Oh no, 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:06.880 I'll call Montfran much bigger situation. Scary, tell us what's 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:09.480 going on in your life right now as we speak. 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:12.239 I have the top line, what happened to your car? Well, 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:15.720 I guess, don't don't give the details of what's going on. 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:17.920 What happened to your car? Scary, You're I hit a 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.400 pothole and it ripped a hole in the side wall 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:24.800 of the run flat. Oh so scary as a flat tire. 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.880 Now remember now, hold on lots of potholes where Scary 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:29.120 lives a lot to get the. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:31.880 Run flats right. Well, here's the thing, and I'm I 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:32.360 mean again. 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:35.000 The reason why I'm panicking is because I got one 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.000 eye on on what we're doing here, and the other 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.480 one is on my phone. Because okay, because I have 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:43.600 a toe a toe truck, we'll get there. In a 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.840 normal situation, when you have a flat tire, a man 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.440 or or a woman with skills, a person who owns 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:49.760 a car. 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:52.760 And change their flat. 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:54.560 Either take the full spare out of the trunk if 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.240 you have one, well, put the doughnut on the car 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:57.360 and go get the flat fixed. 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.120 But Scary's tire is shredded. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.639 Well, it's not ready. I'll say this. When I was 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.359 coming out, I went on, when I was coming out 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.040 of the gym this this afternoon, early this afternoon, a 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:08.880 lot of law go on I was, I was coming 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:09.560 out of the gym. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:12.440 I went to the valet, and you know what, there 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:14.280 it is there. It is the valet. 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.680 No, no, no, the valet. The valet had my car 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:20.680 ready for me. Palk your car at the gym, your boysie, bastard. 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:25.240 There's no where to fucking park. Okay, there's nowhere to park. 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.360 To walk to a park. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.840 Park in front of all the courthouses where everything is. 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:33.160 There's no parking there. You were forced to park in 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.680 a lot. It's not a valet. I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, right. 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:37.520 So I went to the right. It's a talking lot attendant. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:40.480 The parking lot attendant valets the car. Do you have 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:42.600 no choice? You pull up, you have them a keys 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.280 and you go. So when I came back, I'm looking 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:47.280 at I'm walking toward my car from the front and 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:51.640 then and I'm looking at the driver's side front wheel, 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.520 front tire and I'm like, it's a little like like 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.400 bubble there. So I'm like, what the fuck is that 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.720 a little friction? So I went over to it. I 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:04.600 bet down and there's a huge gash on the sidewall 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.600 of of the of the tire. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:11.520 But it's not flat because I have a run flat. 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:12.680 They didn't go flat. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:14.880 The whole point of having a run flat is you 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.640 could still drive on it until you get to safety, 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:19.320 or do you have a chance to change it. 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:22.440 That's a luxury I pay for having a run flat. 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.880 So now, do you remember hitting a sidewall or something? 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:27.239 This morning? 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:30.880 When I was getting into work, Right before I got 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.840 into the parking garage, I heard a boom, and I 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.159 think that was the fucking thing. But that they I 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:39.400 think when the car went into the pothole, there must 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.040 be some something sharp on the side of the pothole 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.120 that ripped the shredding. 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.800 That's shredding. Now not your neighborhood, but gone you way 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:47.080 to work. 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.279 It was it was It was a Manhattan in midtown 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:52.479 where there's the city is riddled with potholes right now 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.520 because it's the changing of the season right now, and 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:57.800 then some of those holes haven't been filled and then 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.760 the weather's changing. So the fucking ASPA is like doing 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:04.400 weird things. And so yeah, so this potholes everywhere. People 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:08.440 in Staten Island call it ashphalt asphalt. So so yeah, 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:10.680 so I apparently I rode on it all morning. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:11.200 You didn't know. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.520 Thank god, I have a big trip. I have like 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.880 three big trips coming up in the next three days 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.280 where I have to go for more than twenty thirty miles. 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.400 And thank god I saw that. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:23.960 Thank god I went to the gym today because otherwise 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.280 I wouldn't have seen it because I don't want to 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.720 look at my car. Yeah, I always give it when 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.080 I valley the car, I have to give it to 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.680 you all once around to make sure they didn't like 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.440 bang it up or whatever. Sure, so I'm looking at 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:36.200 the thing, oh shit, tire chain, and I knew. I 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.560 knew it wasn't any foul play by their part. I 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:40.440 knew that exactly what it was as soon as I 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:42.559 Oh my gosh, shit, it was the fucking pothole this morning, 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:44.960 and somehow I was able to drive on it all day. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:51.200 But anyway, so I called the BMW roadside assistance right 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:54.280 and now now I'm assuming roadside assistance for a BMW 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:57.480 means they're gonna come to you, bring a spare tire 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:01.200 and replace the tire right out. What it is that's 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:05.200 well BMW, Well, BMW, that's the dealership that the service 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:07.520 center could dispatch someone, I guess. 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:08.800 But but I am. 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:13.599 I'm under contract where I get for free BMW roadside assistance. 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:15.800 What is there to come and bring a tire, replace 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:18.040 the tire for you, and then you stand to come down. 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:20.680 Your own home. They give you a toe. Well it 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:21.520 needs a new tire. 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:26.640 They could they get they could run flat you know, 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:27.520 bring that fire. 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:28.200 They can't. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:32.080 Well, I'll tell you this. The people who are bringing 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:36.159 the tow truck told me, yeah. 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:36.640 Wood truck. 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.800 Well it's they're gonna. They're gonna flatbed the car to 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:42.400 my dealership. You know why because it's an all wheel 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:44.920 drive car and you can't toe it like that. They 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:47.520 said it will ruin the car. The lady on the 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:50.240 phone from the service center car neutral. The lady on 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.400 the service center said, in the service center for BMW 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:56.280 said you cannot tow the car. The car has to 0:06:56.320 --> 0:07:00.520 be flatbedded. So they're sending some friggin towing company with 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:02.040 a flatbed to my place. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:03.760 I gotta put they gotta put. 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:05.880 The car on the thing, send it, ship it off, 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:11.679 have the tire replaced and brought back to me tomorrow morning. Okay, 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:15.720 So the slices, scariest whole bougie tire system has now 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:18.360 cost him the use of his car. He's gonna lose 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:21.360 his car until tomorrow because they can't bring a tire 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:24.480 and they can't bring it back. Well they can if 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:27.520 I really wanted to, BMW said send me the loaner. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.120 But I'm like, by the time you're bringing it back, 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:31.600 that's not bringing it back. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:33.800 The thing is you're in the hands. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:35.880 I said, she could be home for dinner, but instead 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:37.480 as she can't, so they're gonna send me a different 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.000 woman to cook my dinner. I'm saying, as you like, 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.000 that doesn't not the same time. My dealership is up 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.880 in Westchester, dude, it's it's so much shit. 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:46.800 For those of you who don't know the area, that's 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.440 like an hour and a half away from where Scary lives. 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:53.960 Yeah, you couldn't get a local dealership to honor any 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.800 VMW dealership I know, but these are people that take 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:58.600 care of me and rush me to the frigging beginning 0:07:58.600 --> 0:07:59.840 the lama v I pay't. 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:03.000 To deal for you. They're taking your car overnight, holy ship. 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:06.320 Yeah because yeah because no, no, no no, because it's 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:07.520 it's taken. 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:08.760 Forever and run flat tires. 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:10.280 So I'm gonna get my car toe go away to 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.320 fucking canvas with me, and they'll bring it back with 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:13.400 some tourist stickers. 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.440 I hope they give you some souvenirs on the trip. 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:17.760 You are something else. Let me finish. 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.840 The BMW roadside then calls the local towing people and 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:23.720 it's up to them to come out. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:23.960 Now. 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:26.920 I'm waiting for the local towing people to get here. 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.520 It's been two hours now. Had I had they this 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.920 all been taken care of this morning, they could have 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:35.000 towed it to the dealership, they could have changed the tire, 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:36.880 and they could have sent it back to me all 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:38.800 in one business day and it would have been great. 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:42.439 However, I'm waiting forever and ever, forever. 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:46.760 Ever and ever for this freaking towing company to come. Now. 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.760 BMW dispatches the company, so I don't want to get 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:50.559 into the minutia of it. 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.240 Get a new tire? How much does this cost? Easier 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.520 costing me free? Ninety nine? Because it comes with how 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.600 you're going out tonight? Yeah? Yeah, how are you getting there? 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:10.000 Sal's picking me up? So bow Yeah, Sal your free 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:11.360 money pal. He's picking me up. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.800 Oh that's Sal. Yes, Sal, We're having a dinner tonight. 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:16.760 That was gonna be something I was gonna talk about 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.600 that I was gonna actually talk about this with you 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:23.280 on the VS take place that stayed place to five 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.840 hundred dollars steak nives not that place, No, No, someplace 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:31.360 nearby there. But anyway, that's I digress. Let's finish this here. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.240 So the PO needed a call tonight, you'd have to 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:34.679 pay an uber so you'd be out that money. 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.680 But I'm not going to be sALS driving. 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:38.439 I can't believe the system. I can't believe the system 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:40.640 you put up with. And you think it's fine from 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:43.400 without your Corte twenty four hours okay at tire, but 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.920 it's not. It's not BMW's fault. It is the fault 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:49.319 of the local towing company who decided to wait two hours. 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:51.440 So anyway, here's what's gonna happen. 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.280 That you can't There's no bm does a BMW dealership 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.559 much closer to you that would also, you have a contract, 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:57.160 you don't need to be taken care of. And I 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:59.520 don't want it to go to I don't they wanted 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.320 to bring to the want in Manhattan. I don't want 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:04.719 to go to that one. I don't want my car 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:07.040 to go to that one. I want my car because 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:09.760 did people there take special care of me? My deal 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.160 is ship carry. He already told me they already, they 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.880 already told me. We have the tire in stock. Listen, 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.640 there could be some wheel damage. We don't know what's 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:19.040 going on. Let's take a look at it. So anyway, 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:20.760 the whole thing is a jack you up. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.480 For suspension, prepare ball joints. 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:27.240 Stop when you have a BMW. You don't deal with 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:30.400 that ship. It's all part of the boogie price you pay. 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:32.560 This is why I pay. What I see, this is 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:36.800 this is to me, he doesn't cover pothole damage. Yes, 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.960 the tire will be free because I have the tire package. 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.200 Remember that if everything else is damaged or they tell 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:43.440 you it's damage, you're gonna be paying. 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.120 A shipload of money. Listen to me. Listen to me. 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:50.160 This exactly exemplifies, with an underscore and an explanation point, 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:53.480 why I paid for the tire package, because you can 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:55.199 be without a car for a day. Well, first of all, 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:58.880 hold on here, these frigging run flat tires go for 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:01.199 six seven hundred dollars. See, this is no two hundred 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:03.840 dollar tire. This is not hundred because you brought the tire. 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:05.640 Had you brought a regular two hundred dollar tire? You 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:09.000 wouldn't be going This car uses run flats, doesn't use 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:13.520 regular tires. My tire, my Goodyear tire Champ. I wouldn't 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:16.680 have a frouity. It's what you're paying into this, because 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:19.200 that's the this is the the Kingdom. You've entered that 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.199 kind of money. You should get your call back to say, hey, 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:22.800 they should have brought the tire too. You know what 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.280 this is allowing me to do. It's allowing me to 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.760 do this podcast. I don't have to get under my car. 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:29.480 I don't have to have a doughnut. I don't have 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.520 to change anything to get under your car. Why would 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.680 you ever get under your jacket up? I don't have 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.319 to jack the car up. I don't do anything. 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:35.800 I don't have this. 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:39.079 The last time you jacked up a car never so. 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:42.520 So my point is it's gonna be handled in the background, Brody, 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:44.199 they're gonna. 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:45.000 Show up, but no, it's not. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.880 My car is gonna be flatway, It's gonna be flat 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.640 better away. And then tomorrow morning I'm to wake up 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.200 and get a call that it's on this way back 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:53.439 to me, and they're gonna flap at it back to 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:54.959 me with a brand new fucking tire bro. 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:59.760 That is how I roll. That's how your car doesn't 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:03.240 roll because it's got a flat time tomorrow. But the 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.560 thing is you and I we're very different people. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:08.240 So go to I go to Luis's the flat fix. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.360 I get down and you have every right to it. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:14.679 I'm not criticizing people who do. Do not take this 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.320 as a as a put down to anybody who does. 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:19.040 I just think it's spending a lot of money for 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:22.120 shit service. You're losing the car for its service. It's 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:22.959 a white club service. 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:24.480 They're coming to my They're coming to my. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:27.600 Address, picking up my car and flat but they're not 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.559 even towing it. They're gonna flat to bringing it to Montreal, 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:32.560 apparently because that's where I wanted to go. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.120 They could bring it to the city. They actually said, 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:35.640 let's bring it. 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:38.959 Telling me this, there's no BMW dealership in the county 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.960 you live in. There's three of them closer than the 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:44.760 one that I go to, right, so choose one of. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:45.719 Those and gets your car back. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:48.720 I like my people at my service center in Westchester, 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:51.240 the West cause you know why, because west Chester is 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:53.000 Westchester is best Chester. 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:55.920 That's right. I love it. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:58.880 They take wonderful care of me there I have in 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:01.640 personal relationship with everyone at that freaking deals. What are 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.520 they gonna do for you? Different than putting a tire 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:05.320 on your car. They're gonna bring me to the front 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:06.760 of the line, and the front of it now. Now 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.800 the thing is the front of the line is tomorrow, 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:12.040 because by the time it fucking gets there, it's gonna 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:15.040 be close a bit, Brody. No, white club service means 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.520 the totruck company brings it back to you after hours, 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:21.160 they pay the extra money. That's white club service. What 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:24.440 you're getting is you're getting ship. You're getting the basic bullshit. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.920 I got your sal picking me up for dinner tonight. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:30.240 We'll talk about that in just a little bit and 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:33.520 and tomorrow. Any man about that I wake up, Brody's 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.120 gotta be in maan at something else here it comes 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.000 and that will launch us into that next topic. 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:42.360 Why is sal picking me up? That is a you 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:43.640 you want to take it? 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:45.280 And then I gotta talk you about my car problem because 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:46.040 you're not gonna believe this. 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:47.520 I think my card. 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:52.040 I want to talk about my car real quick before 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.840 we talk about your salad dinner. So you guys know 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:56.280 I have a Dodge charger sure. 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:59.200 A lot of car talk here, a lot of car talk. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:03.240 So the headlight system, there's a light that's a ring 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:06.240 around the frame the glass right. So the headlight is 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:09.480 glass right, and there's a ring, a light ring around it, 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:12.360 and inside the light ring is a high powered. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.040 I think it's an LED bulb. 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.040 I'll tell you the kind of bulb it is, because 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:18.679 I have to pay extra money for the bulb. 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:22.080 Not that it's bougie here it is. Let me tell 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:26.160 you the name of the bulb because it's a uh, 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:28.880 the special bulb. 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:32.240 It's a high it's a high intensity bulb that that 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:35.760 sits inside the headlamp the case right. 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:38.280 So about about a. 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.760 Month ago, I'm in the car with my cousin and 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.840 she says, hey, it looks like the road is darker 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.080 on my side of the car, on the passenger side. 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:49.560 I so, that's weird. I don't know what's going on. 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:52.760 So I pull over and I see that the light 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.800 ring around the frame. That's fine. And when I turn 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.520 the flashes on to make a right, you know, turn signal, 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:03.680 that's fine. But the the high intensity bright bulb is out. Oh, 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:07.400 so I'm like, oh, crap, crap, I got to replace 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:07.800 the bulb. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:09.080 So I order the bulb. 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:12.720 It's like fifty eight dollars on Amazon for the well 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:15.560 reviewed one that matches the same specs as the original 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:16.440 one on the driver's side. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.680 They have to match otherwise it's gonna look weird. So 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:20.160 I get the bulb. I look. 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:21.840 I watch your video and how to fix the bulb, 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.640 and it involves take it off the inside cover by 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:28.520 the engine and reaching in and around and up. 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:29.920 Or you can go in through the wheel. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.240 Well, take off the little cover by the wheel and 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.400 reach it underneath, which I don't want to do. So 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.160 I go in through the top and I unplug the 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:37.760 thing and. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.840 It goes on. So I'm like, oh, it must have 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.000 been loose. So I put it back. 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:46.720 Together and I drive, and I'm driving for two weeks 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.560 and the light's fine. So I said, well, I'd better 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:51.840 return the bulb to Amazon for fifty eight dollars because 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:53.680 you can only keep it for a month before you 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:54.520 can't get your money back. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.720 Is that you follow that? Sure? I don't need to 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:59.000 pay my mechanic now, I don't need to change the 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:00.760 bulb which is loose. No problem. 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:05.080 So I I go to Whole Foods. I return the bulb. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:06.560 I get my fifty eight dollars back. 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:07.240 Yep. 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:12.200 The next day, the light's not working again. I'm like, 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:14.200 son of a bit to just return the light. So 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:18.520 I order the light again and I go to my 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:21.280 car and the light's working again, so that the bulb 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:23.960 arrives two days later. Because I have Amazon Prime, I'm like, 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:25.480 I don't I don't need this, So you know, I said, 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:27.960 you know what, I'm gonna play it safe. I'm not 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:30.320 gonna open the package, you know, the bag that it 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:32.240 comes in. I'm and put it in my trunk, and 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:35.320 if the bulb goes out again, then I got the bulb. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:40.520 No problem, sounds good. I drive three weeks, the bulb 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:44.360 is fine. Now I'm facing like another like a week before. 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:46.200 I if I if I don't send the bull back, 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:48.760 I have to I own it. And I don't want 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.120 to own a fifty eight dollars bulb. If I don't 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:52.360 need it. It must have been a glitch. Maybe there's 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.720 some dirt in there. It's been working with three weeks. 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.280 I bang on it. I hit the glass. Nothing, it's 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:58.440 not loose, nothing, it's great. 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:00.360 Like three weeks. The bulbs fine. 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:05.280 So I'm going out to dinner last night with my friend, 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:07.639 and I said, you know what, I have to go 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:10.399 on on the road where there's a Staples. You can 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:14.199 return things at Staples now for Amazon. And said, I'm like, 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:17.480 you know what, my bulb's working. Fine, I'm gonna stop 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.960 at Staples on the way to dinner and I'll return 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:25.919 the bulb. Turn the bulb, go to dinner. I get 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:29.399 a notification on my phone the sixty dollars okay with tax, 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:32.760 Your sixty one dollar credit has been sent. Your refund 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:37.119 has been processed. Fantastic, scary on everything. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:37.720