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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Show. I don't get it. I'm listening, Scary.

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Speaker 1: Introduce everybody because I don't want to start talking now.

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Speaker 1: So Brodie's here along with Garrett and Danielle and Nate

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Speaker 1: and I'm Scary and Elvis will be in shortly. What's up?

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Speaker 1: I understand if you if you spend money on a

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Speaker 1: on a jacket or a nice shirt, you know, some

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Speaker 1: kind of clothing like a scarf, you know, a fancy scarf.

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Speaker 1: If you spend a lot of money on sneakers, you're

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Speaker 1: walking in the street with them, You're scuffing them up,

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Speaker 1: You're stepping in poop. You know you can't keep them nice.

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Speaker 1: You can wear what once around the house, once on

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Speaker 1: a on a cruise ship with no sidewalks. I over

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Speaker 1: heard Danielle talking about expensive sneakers. You're walking in the

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Speaker 1: street and puddles. Yeah, but if you're a sneaker head

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Speaker 1: or you love shoes or sneakers, that doesn't matter. You

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Speaker 1: find a way to clean them. There's ways to clean them.

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Speaker 1: Mr clean Magic Eracer does a lot. But you wear

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Speaker 1: them out on the bottom and they're not meant to

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Speaker 1: be worn on a everyday basis. They're meant for just

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Speaker 1: like you you wear a suit or a dress on

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Speaker 1: a special occasion. You go to a party, you go

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Speaker 1: to your friend's house. It's not like, hey, I'm going

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Speaker 1: out to the store. Let me throw my pack them

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Speaker 1: in the trunk and then put them on when you

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Speaker 1: get to the party. Pretty much. Yeah, is that okay?

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Speaker 1: That's the thing you Okay, not these two guys because

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Speaker 1: the snecret heads, but Scary and Nate. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to wear shoes you have to baby and pamper and

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Speaker 1: then put on when you get to the party and

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Speaker 1: then take off when you get back in the car. No, me, No,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I'm not a sneaker head, but

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Speaker 1: I've done it with shoes. Like Elvis bought me really

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Speaker 1: expensive shoes once and I was so afraid of getting

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Speaker 1: them dirty, and I wore them, wore like other shoes

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Speaker 1: to the party, put them on in the party, and

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Speaker 1: then I left and took it off. I could totally

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Speaker 1: get that. Yeah, But if you're obsessed with shoe was

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Speaker 1: in sneakers, then you understand. If you're not, you don't.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot to worry about. For something that's so expensive,

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Speaker 1: you have to take such delicate care. Garrett, you get it.

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Speaker 1: You don't get There's no way to really explain it

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Speaker 1: to it except for what's the one thing in your

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Speaker 1: life that you're very passionate about that you can someone

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Speaker 1: could purchase audio equipment, right, Yeah, but audio quipment doesn't

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Speaker 1: walk through the streets and stepping poop. You're not wearing

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Speaker 1: them every day. They're not an every day sneaker. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you wear them one day. You have to put

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Speaker 1: them in a bag and then take them with you

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Speaker 1: and go. Hold on, guys, I put my good sneakers

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Speaker 1: on now that I'm in the house. It seems like

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Speaker 1: you're slaves to the thing on your foot. You know,

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Speaker 1: just a sneaker. You do what you do if you

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Speaker 1: love the thing. But they're so disposable they should be

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Speaker 1: less money. We don't you have something that you love

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Speaker 1: that you would pay more for. TVs? TVs Again, the

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Speaker 1: TVs don't get scuffed up and scratched from using you.

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Speaker 1: You just don't get it. You don't get it. I

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Speaker 1: don't get it because give an analogies of things that

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Speaker 1: don't do sneakers. But this is a thing where it

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Speaker 1: goes above and beyond target. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: This is a thing exactly so that this is something

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Speaker 1: that Danielle is very passionate about. I happen to be

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Speaker 1: as well. So it's one of those things that you're

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Speaker 1: not going to understand it. You're just gonna say, like,

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Speaker 1: that's stupid. I listen, you were amazing sneakers, No, no doubt.

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Speaker 1: I look at you sneakers. I go, wow, those are

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Speaker 1: great sneakers. I'm just saying, it's a lot of money

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Speaker 1: for those sneakers, so then not walk in the street

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Speaker 1: with them. The thing is, I I under I don't

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Speaker 1: fault them for being sneaker heads and spending a lot

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Speaker 1: of money, their extra money on sneakers. But my where

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Speaker 1: I have a problem with it is the fact that

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Speaker 1: you just that you don't wear them and use them

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Speaker 1: to the extent like you shouldn't. Like for instance, it's

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Speaker 1: the way the old school Italian people would keep their

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Speaker 1: furniture rappid plastic. You spend all they had a rule

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Speaker 1: nauseam as a matter of fact, but like I did

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Speaker 1: plastic so it wouldn't dirty up. Like Nate has a

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Speaker 1: mirror only he can look in. That's exactly right. If

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Speaker 1: like protect it. Yeah, when I buy Heather any gift,

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Speaker 1: she's only going to use once every six months. That

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Speaker 1: to me is a waste of money, total waste of month.

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Speaker 1: Buy earrings that she can wear every day, and a

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Speaker 1: person and she can use every day. However, I did

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Speaker 1: get her a purse, by the way, you want it,

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Speaker 1: and you got it. I went to I went. I

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Speaker 1: got her a very nice Tiffany purse, which is the

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Speaker 1: Tiffany blue color. That's the one I wanted. And I thought,

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Speaker 1: I thought, you know what, I'm gonna be a really

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Speaker 1: nice boyfriend. We were on a trip to Vegas for

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Speaker 1: her radio music festival. I got her this. She's worn

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Speaker 1: it twice twice, it's more of a summer bag. I

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Speaker 1: don't get it. It's beautiful. That's a waste to me

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Speaker 1: as well. I mean, if you're going to spend a

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Speaker 1: a Louis Vuitton for a gift like years ago, like

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Speaker 1: I never had one before. It was a gift. I

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Speaker 1: kept it in the box for six months because it

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Speaker 1: I was afraid to ruin it. Elvis took a shoe

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Speaker 1: shopping eight years ago. Scary didn't go because he had

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Speaker 1: had some kind of appointment. Did right. So I got

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Speaker 1: shoes that were a lot of money. It's been eight years.

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Speaker 1: I've won them three times because it was three times

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Speaker 1: that was it. But I didn't them is. I didn't

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Speaker 1: buy sneakers like I was brought them for me. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's still the same thing that you're telling. Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: my point. I can enjoy them, scuff them, break them in.

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Speaker 1: Well I can't. I don't want to scuff them. My

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Speaker 1: But the thing is a lot of people don't want

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Speaker 1: need the money for something else, which totally makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather have the sneakers or Nate's purse? Um, well,

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Speaker 1: the sneakers are actually a gift, So I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: with the sneakers, although Nate let it let me know

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Speaker 1: what she wants to that. Guys, my birthday is coming

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Speaker 1: are we going to be? L A, I heard awards?

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Speaker 1: Heard awards are on my birthday? Yes you can that.

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Speaker 1: That person would be great, thanks, no problem. You don't

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Speaker 1: even know what's gone. Yes she would right now. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Oh he he's dragging as because he was

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Speaker 1: in Colombia. He got off the plane and came to work.

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Speaker 1: You were in Medain for six days. I was can

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Speaker 1: you spell M E D E L L I N

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Speaker 1: N No? I was? It was it for five days?

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Speaker 1: this day is dragging on. It looked good on paper

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Speaker 1: So it's a it's the only continuous flight of the day,

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Speaker 1: sleep on the plane. I got news for you. It's

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Speaker 1: not working out so great now. But I learned a

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Speaker 1: You got that Sunday to recover and recuperate. Unless you're

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Speaker 1: coming home from like Florida, that's nothing. You know, when

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Speaker 1: The last night, Scary texted me and he says, hey man,

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Speaker 1: the show to get the board ready and get the machinery,

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Speaker 1: have been I'll go in a half hour earlier. Not

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Speaker 1: a problem. It's not what I normally do, but I'll

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Speaker 1: go in earlier to make sure that everybody's on the

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Speaker 1: same page in case everyone doesn't see this message. So

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Speaker 1: I'm in my car, I'm halfway to work. I'm way

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Speaker 1: hey man, my plane landed early. I'm good, so you

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Speaker 1: don't have to come in earlier. I'm like, you, dick,

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Speaker 1: And he's like, hey man, you could stay. Don't rush.

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Speaker 1: So myself, Sam and Josh got a ten pm text message.

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Speaker 1: Uh given. I went to bed a little earlier because

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Speaker 1: again Scary asked us to come in early. Uh, and

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Speaker 1: I got an email as then getting nervous. You're getting nervous.

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Speaker 1: I know that. And then at five thirty, hey guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming in early when you were all here, well,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that the plane was going to land early. Um.

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Speaker 1: I did want to say this. This is this is

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Speaker 1: just your apology public service for anyone. If you're ever

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Speaker 1: going to travel out of this country, get global reentry.

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Speaker 1: It's the best investment you'll ever make. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: HU hundred dollars, will say, and I know, listen, I

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Speaker 1: know it's a lot of money, but it's for five years.

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Speaker 1: It will, it's it gives, it gives even advanced. So Daniel,

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Speaker 1: last time you came from a flight, came back from overseas,

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Speaker 1: how long did you wait in line to go through

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Speaker 1: customs or immigrant It's like half an hour at least,

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Speaker 1: this takes you about seconds. So you and it's even

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Speaker 1: gotten crazier. Yes, it's it's even even easier than you know.

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Speaker 1: This is what you have to do. No now, now,

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Speaker 1: like Nate and I both experienced this. So now when

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Speaker 1: you walk into Global, you go in front of the computer,

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Speaker 1: it spits out a receipt with your name on it

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Speaker 1: to the lady. She doesn't look at Do you bypass everybody?

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Speaker 1: You bypass the guy with the stamp? What about all

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Speaker 1: the liquor and the illegal stuff? You bolt? Unless you

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Speaker 1: they can they buy this for you? Go through? Okay,

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Speaker 1: rigamarole of the question, the rig marole, going to the rigamarole.

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Speaker 1: It's like malarkey. You go through you have a thing

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Speaker 1: for him through security? I just looked it up. Rigamarole,

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Speaker 1: I'm just checking in. Sounds like another typical fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning expensive sneakers and rigamarole, missed a good one. What

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Speaker 1: else did I miss? Nate brought a purse for fiance

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Speaker 1: It's just, how do you know she's the best? Feel like? No,

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Speaker 1: for something else. What you got that purse? I'll take

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Speaker 1: What doctor Danny. It wasn't like for pleasure. It's the

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